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Enid with dark smudges on her mouth: I don't know what you're talking about
Wednesday holding up grandmama's "special" fudge: Go throw up.
Enid: I didn't eat any!
Wednesday: Go throw up!!
#enid: is the special weed? cause i can have weed#Wednesday: its arsenic#Wednesday: also its fucking chocolate#wednesday addams#wednesday netflix#enid sinclair#wednesday x enid#wenclair#incorrect wednesday quotes#wednesday#the addams family
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Multiple people suggested Teldryn for a pinup and after trial and error of like 3 different poses, so here he is havin a summer evening to himself—conveniently placed sujamma bottle included🍹
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#no teldryn nuts for us today#weekend plans for me maybe except with weed I don’t drink#or if work is super slow then maybe wednesday#teldryn sero#dunmer#dark elf#skyrim#tes#tesblr#the elder scrolls#suggestive#artsyfartsyness#uhhhhh#I don’t think this warrants a flag but if tumblr flags it they flag it#non osha compliant#well it’s close enough#it’s not too extreme but you wouldn’t want your boss seeing it over your shoulder yknow
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𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒 uncut: happy weedsgiving








SUMMARY ▸ in which you work at the starbucks where heeseung is a regular at (and considered a public enemy). also he only goes when he's stoned off his ass.
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#don't tell the other characters but i have the most fun writing ab the weed wednesday gc#enhypen#enhypen smau#heeseung smau#enhypen fluff#heeseung fluff#enhypen imagines#lee heeseung#enhypen social media au#heeseung x reader#enhypen x reader#enhypen scenarios#heeseung scenarios#enhypen drabbles#heeseung drabbles#enhypen reactions#heeseung reactions
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This Wednesday's weed is catnip, Nepeta cataria. You're probably familiar with it whether you have cats or not, because it's culturally a very important plant due it its use as a "recreational substance" for cats. Of course, not all cats get the "catnip high", which is genetically mediated. The irioids in the plant are repellant to some insects, which could give cats that enjoy it a slight evolutionary advantage against pests. Unfortunately, it's not native to North America or western Europe and like many mints, can be annoyingly prolific.
#wednesday's weed#catnip#catmint#nepeta cataria#can also attract unwanted cats that dig in the garden and leave poo where you don't want it#keep your cats on leash folks!
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I made this meme a long time ago if someone hasn't posted it already to Tumblr. so long ago that I second guess if I actually made it but that's the line camera not actually centered not the same size font editing I use and I remember making this. so i'm pretty sure. anyways it's probably more like tumblr's speed if I had followers or knew how the fuck to tag it this would blow up
#plus tags don't work right on here anyway#kafka#franz kafka#the metamorphosis#sorrry if this is like. going to bother the bookheads out here. and you're like get this shit out of my franz kafka updates#one thousand pardons. i am merely a jester sires.#im a little drunk right now#sparkle on wednesday pass the mountain dew voltage peach schnapps peach orange mimosa mixture#it's not good by the way but i was trying to maximize my beverage options#by combining them#a type of fucked up bug metamorphosis in a way. kafkaesque. if kafka drank gamer targeted beverages mixed with alcohol#and smoked weed#mids. just like joe biden. dirt. brick. bidenesque
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arsonist neil?? <3 :))
WIP Wednesday (3/19) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 289)
Perhaps it is, in part, the exhaustion that comes with working an overnight shift as a firefighter on Christmas Eve— they had five different calls last night, four flaming pine trees in living rooms and one chimney explosion that took the majority of some grandma's wall out— but when Andrew pulls his car up to his old stamping grounds, he can't believe he ever suggested it in the first place. It's... Well, dilapidated would be a generous term for it. It's certainly ugly and old and in need of a few coats of paint. It seems to sway with the winter wind and, as he stares at it, Andrew wonders if it's even safe to go inside.
He sits in his car and stares up at the old barn in front of him, trying to decide if it's too late to cancel (it is). Or if he could try and bully his way into 10's hotel room instead (he could try but knows he wouldn't succeed). After a few minutes of watching the building it doesn't spontaneously collapse, so he figures it'll be safe long enough for them to have their date in it. Andrew wipes the temptation of sleep from his eyes and gets out of the car.
Upon closer inspection, the barn's not too bad. Just ugly. Andrew can work with ugly. He'd known it was a barn, after all. He stopped by his apartment after his shift to take a long shower, one to melt away the smoke and ash his quick jump-through showers at the station can't fix. And he'd grabbed a few things to make it less Little House on the Prairie, more cozy.
The side door of the barn had never quite locked, so getting inside is easy as pie. Just a quick jerk of the handle and it opens like a dream. For a moment he's back in high school, jimmying it open for his little band of freaks. (And Aaron.)
He steps inside the barn and it's even less glamorous than the outside, but it's fine. Andrew is Andrew and 10 is a couple steps above street urchin, he will not mind this one bit. As far as Andrew knows, this place has been always used for storing hay and not much else. So it luckily doesn't stink of animals or anything like that. Mostly it just smells dusty. Sort of stale.
A decade ago it would have smelled like weed. A lot of weed. Andrew thinks back to the gaggle of delinquents that used to follow him around and grimaces. They were idiots for smoking in here around all this fucking accelerant. One false move could've barbecued them all. What the fuck was wrong with them?
Oh. Yeah. They were seventeen. And stupid.
Andrew grinds that thought out and cautiously tosses it aside before spreading out the thick blanket he'd dug out of his closet this morning. It should be comfortable enough, he thinks. He'd also packed them a lunch, which is in a cooler he borrowed from Wymack's office. Nothing fancy. Just a couple sandwiches and a bag of chips, a couple drinks.
He stands back to observe the scene he's laid out and it's not the most romantic thing that's ever happened. But he was not aiming for romance. He was aiming for practicality, something he knows 10 will appreciate. If Andrew had wanted to plan something romantic, he would've waited a week and taken the arsonist to a decent restaurant. One where you have to wear nice clothes and order expensive, tiny portions. But they are not at such a stage. This is their second... interaction. And a shitty little impromptu picnic inside a dusty old barn is just fine for that, Andrew thinks.
He goes back out to his car and leans against the side of it, poking at a game on his phone until he hears a car approaching.
#i invented a tiny friend group for the twinyards' high school selves and almost rambled about them but then i was like. that doesn't matter#just know that they had a friend named eddy who used to get them weed from his uncle and also who died right after graduation.#WIP Wednesday#Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew#🕊️#answered#nervousdemeanor7
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therapists HATE this ONE SIMPLE TRICK: do VARIOUS DRUGS to AVOID RELAPSING!
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today i went to the dispensary and a lady complimented my outfit but i was just wearing a red sweater, sweatpants, and boots. i felt like the coolest person in the room i wont lie
#i love the dispensary beautiful women are always complimenting me over there. peace and love on planet earth#happy going to the weed store wednesday to everyone who celebrates#it's one of my rolling out of bed outfits like aww. u think i look cool. what if i died for you
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Wednesday = Emily day!
I had a good time with my support worker 😄. We finished watching Mean Girls from last week. And watched the start of Heathers (again!! I have watched it at least 6 times since last Wednesday!!!). I told Mum that and she said she is not surprised. 🤣
We also played cards - blackjack again. With Mum too as usual. That is fun! I love to win 😄😂.
I am feeling very happy. And it is rain now, so not feel as hot!! And I can smell the rain which I love.
And sister brought second snack to me and I got to say hi and see her new hoop earrings! She looks very beautiful as always ��️. She booped my nose 😆😁!
Fixation on Heathers and Mean Girls The Musical and Barrett Wilbert Weed still going strong. I ordered the Heathers original film DVD. Mum wants to watch it too, I say we can watch together, she say maybe downstairs when I get my special chair! (With fingers crossed that it is good for me).
I also bought and watched the Mean Girls original film (from 2004). I have seen it before but only once or twice a few years ago. It was cool to remember how funny it is! I also think I understand the characters and the "message" better now - that is partly because of the musical helping me understand with the songs and music.
I feel really proud about having bedroom door open so much and letting a bit more of the outside world and other people in. I think it is good for me to be around people and have positive interactions.
Every time I see Emily or another person, I feel slightly more relaxed.
It all makes me feel smiley. 😊😁😄!
#words from my head#support worker#wednesday emily day#ezra watch#mean girls the musical#heathers the musical#barrett wilbert weed#hyperfixation
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#wednesday 13#i showed this to my mom to make her mad#she should smoke some weed. maybe it would make her fucking relax for once#things they could have in common. and instead i get 'just says eating disordered shit that makes me lose it'#😑#hands#ohhh i need to actually write more of my high weds fic#STARING AT HIS MOUTH JUST LIKE SOMEBODY IN MY FIC
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#4 please!!
Snippet from: Cleaning Headstones Part 3
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Steve wasn’t sure how much time had passed. Probably a good amount of it, based on how his body felt when he crawled out from under the bed. He waited until Eddie had wiggled out as well before moving to flop on to the bed with a satisfied groan.
“We gotta brush our teeth,” Eddie said suddenly.
“Man, fuck that. C’mere. Cuddle me.”
Promptly, he found himself grunting when Eddie flopped on top of him. He didn’t complain, just wrapped his arms and legs around his favorite hooligan before nuzzling into his neck.
“Night,” Steve said simply.
“Night,” Eddie replied.
He was almost asleep. “You make a good blanket.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. ‘M warm.”
#wip wednesday game#wip wednesday#stranger things#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve stranger things#eddie stranger things#steve x eddie#cleaning headstones#cw: weed#Steve and Eddie are High
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that's what they would call us human beings
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