#non osha compliant

[venacoeurva]

Multiple people suggested Teldryn for a pinup and after trial and error of like 3 different poses, so here he is havin a summer evening to himself—conveniently placed sujamma bottle included🍹

-Please do not reupload, edit, or use without proper credit or linking back. Ask first, please.-

[nopes-and-dreams-and-nightmares]

Draw your OTP like this

[gleppy]

this legit looks like the start to a lesbian porno

[omnybus]

Something that always amuses/confuses me with art I see online:

Character with massive, squishy, completely uncovered tiddies = NSFW

Same character but without nipples = SFW

[thebelovedlion]

so i just got an ad on here for some AI image generator thing, and the example image they used was. Dora the Explorer in a sensual pose covered in mud. and i was like “what the fuck, thats really weird.” and then i kept scrolling. and then barely a minute later i got the same ad AGAIN.

@staff would you like to explain?????

[creativeskull95]

Part two of this is up now! Please remember that is is non osha compliant.

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

Does it count as a Tummy Tuesday post if it was taken Sunday night and posted to the sideblog on Monday?

More importantly, do I give a shit?

Happy trans tummy Tuesday sponsored by @xenasaur

[venacoeurva]

Commission of a more 🔞adult persuasion 🔞 are available again! Some very important rules before you IM me (ignore mentions of the slots being experimental, the rules were from my recent run of these testing the waters but still apply other than that) and the process:

Under the cut to save your dashes

Process:

Read the rules (below) and figure out what you would like if it's something I'll do (if shading, poses, overall scene, etc.). Also please acknowledge the price is something you can/are willing to pay.

IM me including an email you can use to discuss such content, if you're someone I recognize and am comfortable taking such a comm from you (unlikely chance I WON'T, but y'know) I'll email you. DO NOT INCLUDE THE ACTUAL COMMISSION DESCRIPTION/ANY IMAGES OF THAT NATURE HERE. Don't accidentally get yourself flagged.

I will give you a randomized codeword in the IM so I know who is who, especially if email and username don't match. Also, so I can verify it's not some rando who saw us interact/saw that you commed me before and is trying to sneak around. (in my and others' experiences, people do weird, cringeworthy desperate things to get these types of commissions, man...)

When I email you, respond with the following info: -The codeword and who you are on Tumblr -Paypal email to invoice - What you would like drawn as well as parameters (if cropped specifically, what type? If you want shading, if a comic then how many panels or pages, etc.) -Any visual references such as for OCs/Player characters or AU versions of characters. I will not draw characters that only have a written description unless I have done a commission with that for you before and I know you do written descriptions very well and are responsive wrt changes.

We continue from there. If I accept your commission, I will then invoice you and once paid and started, send you a sketch to be approved, and finish it once that sketch is approved. Until you approve a sketch or give feedback asking for any changes necessary and then approve the modified sketch/want any more changes, it will be counted as inactive and will not be worked on further. A lack of response from the client when it's required to move forward for 3 months will result in your slot being forfeit, and if I have gotten past the sketch phase, you forfeit a refund as well; this doesn’t come into effect if I haven’t started your comm yet due to backlogs.

Some examples of the type of lineart texture and how I do the black lineart shading in my style, including an actual comm I COULD censor enough. I can also add the weathered and halftone effects, just ask for it!

[thebelovedlion]

new candidate for the sentence of all time just dropped

the hardest part about transgender lesbian polyamory is when you come home from getting your bussy destroyed by some girl with a bedroom that hasn't been cleaned in like 6 months and your nesting partner starts barking and growling at you because you smell like another dog

[aelloposchrysopterus]

I want to dress cute and girly, but my outfits aren’t OSHA compliant.

[gleppy]

>stoned out of my mind at 1AM last night about to fall asleep

>suddenly a really good hook/chorus for a song strikes me

>come up with lyrics and frantically jot them down in my notes app

>records a voice memo of me humming the tune so i don’t forget

>falls asleep knowing i’ve just gotten pregnant with another banger and possibly one of my best

>wakes up forgetting what i came up with like i knew i would

>listens to the recording i made

>it literally just sounds like i’m being fucked while ball gagged and poorly harmonizing with my ceiling fan

>think “there’s no fucking way i can actually make a song out of this it sounds like nothing”

>reread the lyrics i wrote in the hopes it will jog my memory of what the song sounded like

>it doesn’t

>another gleppy banger lost to the sands of time

[nopes-and-dreams]

Okay so. I’m FasterThanLife over on Pillowfort. I’ll be uploading art over there that you don’t see here, mine and commissions from other people. If you’re interested in seeing that art—go follow me there.

[drowsyarchived]

It's fitting that Mannimarco always finds him in the library; he can read Vanus like a book.

Based on the most recent, amazing vannimarco art by @caliblorn!

[creativeskull95]

It's time for the long awaited smut! Enjoy y'all!

[morte-par-le-chocolat]

Whats it like working at mordhaus?

(#713) It's a lot of fun, all things considered. Never a dull moment. It's not the safest place to work sometimes, and we all have to be at least semi-proficient in combat just in case, but honestly? I wouldn't want to work anywhere else. It's worth all the quirks of the job just to be able to work close to the man... sorry. Men. Who inspired me and make music that touches so many people.

[rhulyon]

WTF is my hair made off!? One of my hairs just sticked to muy finger like It was a splinter.