#wednesday's birthday

[sparklebear11]

GUYS ITS WEDNESDAY'S BIRTHDAY WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[wednesdayaddams4president]

Wednesday's Zodiac Sign is Libra!

Investigating post...

Establishing show timeline:

1. Claim: the Year is 2022

Proof: Weems! The first Poe Cup took place in 1897 and the current one is the 125th...thus, 2022.

Now lets narrow that year down to at least a season. I say Fall!

2. Claim: The Show runs from somewhere September-ish to about late-November/Early December.

Supporting clues:

School is already in session in the first episode. Could be anywhere from first school day to several.

Undetermined time later we learn that Nevermore doesn't usually accept students mid-term implying that it's not definitely not between terms or end of school year.

Wednesday tries to escape during the Harvest Festival which is typically a Fall event.

Weather: everyone is running around in light clothes and leaves are bright green in the first two episodes, going steadily browner and yellower. SNOW in the last episode. Which means that Season 1 definitely ran before the Winter and ended with an early Winter break.

Number of full moons in show: 3

Episode 1: Why aren't you wolfing out? My guess is that this was the September full moon around mid-month because school was already in session.

Then we know that no more than a week passed between Episode 4 and 5 because in E4 Wednesday sneaks into the coroners office just before his last day (and Thing sticks bubblegum on the camera) and in E5 Reggie the coroner dies...and the Sheriff claims he saw him last week.

Episode 6: Wednesday's birthday episode and the Gates Mansion incident.

My guess is these things all happen in October because we haven't had a full moon episode since the first and the few time flags we do have indicate that only a couple of weeks could have passed since Ep1.

Episode 8: Full bloodmoon. Enid Finally wolfs out.

Logically since the Gates Mansion full moon wasn't a blood moon an entire month must have passed between Ep6 and 8 making this somewhere around November which matches the weather signals.

3. Claim: Wednesday could only have been born on 13th October 2006.

Now this is just math. We know from Episode 6 that she's turning 16.

So that means she was born in 2006.

It's standard Addams Family lore that Wednesday was born on Friday the 13th.

And 2006 only had two Friday the 13ths: January and October.

And since we established that the show runs during the Fall semester...

Wednesday could only have been born in October - which is right on brand for her anyway because it's also the month of Halloween! YAS!

[hislittleraincloud]

"What's your favorite passage?"

"Probably the beginning."

"Interesting. I expected more from you." She watched as he shook his head, his nervousness evident in his huff. "One of my favorite passages is more poetic. My opinion, of course."

He crossed his arms, leaning against the wall behind his desk. "Of course," he chuckled. "And which one would that be?"

Wednesday let her shoe drop to his floor. She used her toes to remove her other shoe, and then lifted both white lace cuff-socked feet to his desk before flipping to a black-tabbed page and reading.

" 'There would have been a lake. There would have been an arbor in flame-flower. There would have been nature studies—a tiger pursuing a bird of paradise, a choking snake sheathing whole the flayed trunk of a shoat. There would have been a sultan, his face expressing great agony (belied, as it were, by his molding caress), helping a callypygean slave child to climb a column of onyx. There would have been those luminous globules of gonadal glow that travel up the opalescent sides of jukeboxes. There would have been all kinds of camp activities on the part of the intermediate group, Canoeing, Coranting, Combing Curls in the lakeside sun. There would have been poplars, apples, a suburban Sunday. There would have been a fire opal dissolving within a ripple-ringed pool, a last throb, a last dab of color, stinging red, smarting pink, a sigh, a wincing child.'..."

-- Satisfying Afterburn, Chapter 7 Part 1, Scene 5

✨🕸️Happy Canon Birthday, Wednesday🕸️✨

[nortedwayfinder]

It's my birthday I can do what I want

And since it's also Tails' birthday I decided to put him in Fortnite.

I mostly do 2D stuff, but @/Schollidazed on Twitter provided Sonic Rush rigs for the public a bit ago and I thought they'd be perfect for this.

There were a couple of posts that inspired this too, most of all this one from @/RikardishoGafo on Twitter that is SO good. They made a concept sheet. It's amazing.

Another person who had this 'two brothers in a trenchcoat' idea was @suieel's top tier post here.

Anyway I've never played Fortnite how'd I do?

[hislittleraincloud]

Who decided she was a Libra?

I know that fandom has been racking its brain trying to figure out when her birthday is from what she said on the show, and some have speculated October 13th.

But you cannot take her "I was born on Friday the 13th" literally. She says things for shock value all the time (like when she told Enid she killed two kids instead of one).

If we are to take sequencing at face value, then her birthday is in November. Keeping her birthday on the 13th makes sense in terms of the show (since the date of Reggie's suicide note is Nov 9th...but I think that's a short error, because I think he died closer to her birthday...Parents' Weekend was close to her birthday). The show begins in the middle of October (which is technically "mid-term", since the term goes from September to the end of November/mid-December). The Rave N' is basically a Halloween dance.

She is a Scorpio. A sexy, sex-obsessed Scorpio. LOL Timeline wise, it makes more than ZERO sense to place her birthday in October.

She was either told it was Friday the 13th and never checked, or just pulled another shock value lie.

It's okay, fandom. I had to figure out the timeline of a very important happening in my old fandom, too.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

happy birthday to the fox boy!!!! (+ wsatw)

[pwippy]

anyways insert analysis on how vivinos typically portrays livelihood or humanity through the brightness of a characters eyes and how tills eyes were dull but the accessories and environment around him were artificially bright like they were trying to pull him into the system of performance

and how during the kiss a bright light was between ivan and till like how ivan was giving up his life for till and transferring his humanity to him

and how ivans eyes temporarily lost light but it returned after the last of his own life slipped away from him and how they shined knowing he succeeded at bringing back till from the "dead" at the expense of his own life (orpheus eurydice save me)

and how you *know* he succeeded because tills eyes shined looking at the person who broke him out of his trance. who didn't let him fall.

[hislittleraincloud]

Not her birthday. One month off, bro.

Interestingly, this is the only post I've seen so far today with this...does that mean last year's correction actually took hold?

happy birthday wednesday addams (october 13th)

[werewolfaday]

day 87! and actually there's two for today bc it's her birthday <3

extra under cut

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

GUYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILSON

[imogenheaneys]

JENNA ORTEGA as WEDNESDAY ADDAMS — 1.07 | "If You Don't Woe Me By Know"

[hislittleraincloud]

I knew I'd see this...

Netflix Wednesday's birthday IS IN NOVEMBER. I debunked the October claim here, but TLDR:

Approximately four weekends of action go by during the course of the show. There is zero chance her birthday is October 13th, since she arrived at Nevermore around that time. Parents' Day 'weekend' takes place around the 9th of November. Her birthday is celebrated in the crypt afterwards.

My longer post has a better explanation.

Happy Birthday Wednesday Addams

[ortegalvr]

Happy 22nd Birthday to Jenna Ortega!🫶🏻

[alexsshittyworld]

Wednesday: Enid is actually… my girlfriend.

Enid: *sweating*

Morticia:

Gomez:

Pugsley:

Pugsley: Oh, so Wednesday can get a werewolf but I can’t?!

Morticia: Pugsley, darling-

[mokadevs]

day 15: haunting

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Y/n: Are you sure this is how you want to spend your birthday?

Today was Wednesday's birthday, Friday the 13th, and despite Enid's persistent ideas about having a party, you and Wednesday found yourselves in the school's fencing classroom.

She had instead wanted to spend the night with you fencing; which you found both sweet and absolutely terrifying.

Wednesday: Backing out already, my love?

She asked with a rare smirk as she studied her blade.

Y/n: Not a bloody chance, Wends. Happy birthday.

You smiled at her before you lowered your face guard and raised your sword to meet hers. After a nod to each other, you both began your duel.