#wednesday the show

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Wednesday: "Hello?"

Enid: "Hey, what's up?"

Wednesday: "I need your help, can you come here?"

Enid: "I can't, I'm buying clothes."

Wednesday: "Alright, hurry up and come over here."

Enid: "I can't find them."

Wednesday: "What do you mean you can't find them?"

Enid: "I can't find them, there's only soup."

Wednesday: "What do you mean there's only soup?"

Enid: "It means there's only soup!"

Wednesday: "Then get outta the soup aisle!"

Enid: "Alright, you don't have to shout at me!"

*Wednesday goes into the next aisle*

Enid: "There's more soup."

Wednesday: "What do you mean there's more soup?!"

Enid: "It means there's more soup!"

Wednesday: "Go into the next aisle!"

*Enid goes into the next aisle*

Enid: "There's still soup!"

Wednesday: "Where are you right now?!"

Enid: "I'm at Soup!"

Wednesday: "What do you mean you're at soup?!

Enid: "I mean I'm at Soup!"

Wednesday: "What store are you in?!"

Enid: "I'm at The Soup Store!"

Wednesday: "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"

[cordeliasdarling]

Happy birthday to the cutest bean <3

[luwritesomething]

Young Gomez Addams with a very shy crush and goes around always being the gentleman that he is

She's always nervous around him so he finally gets the courage to ask her out and it's really fluffy

I really like fluffy writing even if sometimes it's too much

Young Gomez Addams x reader: Headcanons.

Author's note: Yes, I decided to do this as headcanons because I felt like it would be easier to capture. Hope you like it!! @daughter-of-the-stars11

Reader's pronouns: not stated, but it is fem coded since morticia is reader's roommate.

Warnings: none?

okay so you caught gomez's eye since the moment you appeared through nevermore's doors.

and when you got paired up with him in botany class, he found not only your beauty was terrific, but your mind too. you were brightly intelligent, even in your worst subjects.

you were nice, too, and pretty shy. thruth is, though, you liked gomez (or kinda) which helped you with being nice to him.

at first you didn't talk much other than your trivial conversations during botany class, which consisted on --- barely --- asking about what the teacher had said in a moment of distraction.

but both of you wanted to keep talking, as you found each other enchanting. however, you were too shy to do so and gomez was still adapting himself to having a crush on you.

so you still talked only during botany classes, which gomez spent trying to figure out what to say so the conversation could be longer.

until one day you brought your copy of dracula with you to class --- a spark lit in his eyes once he noticed the book, and he almost instantly started talking with an energy and passion that had been unbeknown to you before.

his conversation was catchy, prompting you to talk too, and just like that you two were really talking for the first time.

still, things were slow.

he learned what your favorite flower, candy and season were, tho.

you started running into each other in the hallways way more often. and although at first you just smiled to each other, you started to stop to talk to each other, every time arriving later to your next classes.

gomez started opening doors for you, calling you pet names in spanish and sometimes italian and watching over you to make sure you were okay.

morticia frump, your lovely roommate, was thrilled by the chemistry between you two. she had tried to convince hou to ask gomez out to jericho, but your shyness had gotten the best out of you the two times you had tried to do so.

then gomez, encouraged bymorticia, gathered the courage to ask you out himself.

he gave you an extravagant bouquet of your favorite flower and asked you to stroll with him around jericho the rainiest day of that year.

you said yes, obviously, and morticia helped you with getting ready and calm down.

the date was lovely. he complimented you the whole day and became x1000 times the gentleman he already is.

at the end of the day you kissed him --- faster visited him that night and he's a witness of how his brother was on cloud 9 for the whole day.

[grimroth]

Normally I’m not too into Fake Dating as a trope, unless it’s Actually Fake Dating for comedy and not shipping. However, I’ve been thinking about Wenclay and they’d be perfect for some Fake Dating nonsense.

Consider: Bianca is a person who is concerned with her status and appearances (mostly for the sake of self-preservation and subterfuge, but she’s got some pride in there too). And while Wednesday doesn’t give a shit about any of that, the Addams names holds a certain amount of prestige to it in supernatural circles. She is also the person least likely to cause Bianca problems if she reveals her situation.

Cue some sort of scenario where Bianca desperately needs a date For Reasons and Wednesday is literally her only option. LITERALLY THE ONLY OPTION. She’s done the calculations and no one else will do. Also Wednesday does owe Bianca for saving her life.

But the Addams name carries certain expectations when it comes to courting and romance and Wednesday is never one to do things by halves, especially if it can net her the most violence and chaos.

Now, if I was writing this as a fic (which I won’t; I have no stamina for multichapter works please do me a solid and take this idea away from me) it would be 60% comedy featuring Wednesday doing the most ridiculous romantic gestures for Bianca and Wednesday goading Bianca into even more ridiculous romantic gestures because “Bianca, if you want to do this right, you need to follow Addams tradition” while Bianca’s can’t tell if Wednesday is BSing her or not. ex: Wednesday beating up a guy for Bianca’s honor; Bianca sending Wednesday absolutely obscene amounts of poisonous flowers (enough to endanger people in the vicinity); mutual and very sexy murder attempts etc

Other 40% is more subdued moments where they can have Feelings(TM). Both romantic and Bianca getting some much needed comfort because that girl has some nasty shit going on her life, and hasn’t opened up to anyone about it.

[galaxysharks]

Enid: Hey, isn't Viper what your dad calls you?

Wednesday: on occasion, when he forgets his place.

Enid: And you named your books after it! That's sooo cute, daddy's little writer!

Wednesday: I AM NOT--father is an acquaintance.

Enid: Thing says you're lying.

Wednesday: Thing also has unnecessary fingernails that can be removed while keeping him alive.

Thing:🖕

[crabrat]

Wednesday art from the trenches

This was before I knew how to get good quality images to excuse the shittiness

[crumb]

Happy Update Day Wednesday

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

[skyrim-forever]

idk if this has been done but

[votel4dybird]

credit: @artist-gif-aka-ril

[cordeliasdarling]

I can’t believe Wednesday was released in 2022 and it’s 2024 now

[luwritesomething]

SPOILERS FOR WEDNESDAY PLEASE DON’T READ UNLESS YOU’VE SEEN THE WHOLE SHOW/THE SCHOOL’S DANCE EPISODE

everyone looking over xavier’s and tyler’s incident can literally go to hell already because the truth is xavier was physicially assaulted by a bunch of hateful kids just for being different and people are greatly overlooking this. like !!! i can accept wednesday saying she would have done so much worse because she would, but she would have a proper reason --- revenge, for example, like at the shows beginning. but tyler and his friends were just moved by a hatred we still see in our society, wether its racism, sexism, transphobia, ableism, etc. if you like tyler (which is fine) but look over and don’t hold him accountable for what he did to xavier, let me tell you you’re not a human being because you’re turning your back to those considered different and for that considered bad. i feel so strongly about this because this is a (fictional) teen we’re talking about, and people act like it’s nothing, and these people who act like it’s nothing are the same people who let the social issues listed above and more happen because ‘it’s not that big of a deal’ IT IS. speaking up about injustices is very important, and i know this is just a show, but i think people aren’t getting the message behind it --- which is that xavier was jumped for something that still happens today.

again, this isn’t an attack towards people who like tyler. you cna like villains, morally gray characters or manipulated characters and still hold them accountable for their terrible actions when the time comes. thought i would share it with the world because oh does it get me mad.

[grimroth]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wednesday Addams/Bianca Barclay Characters: Wednesday Addams, Bianca Barclay Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Rivals to Lovers, technically canon compliant, unrealistic sword fighting Summary: Before they leave for break, Bianca asks Wednesday for one more duel.

The semester's upcoming abrupt end puts a knot in Bianca's carefully laid plans. Several knots, really. But she'll persevere and pray that Gabrielle doesn't use the chaos as an excuse to renege on their deal and drag her back to MorningSong prematurely.

After all, Bianca needs more time to find a way to weasel out of it herself.

One plan remains unchanged, albeit with the new addition of some minor breaking and entering. Nothing worth worrying over, compared to kidnapping Galpin and backstabbing Crackstone. She just needs to use the space after-hours without asking permission--Scylla and Charybdis help her, she's starting to sound like Wednesday Addams.

Continue on Ao3 ->

[nothingbettertodotoday]

enid: man sure is dark in here. wednesday: enid: i'm not scared or anything. wednesday: enid: i mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me no sir. wednesday: do you want me to hold your hand? enid: yes please.

[urmominbike]

Enid, giggling: what word has the most letters in it?

Wednesday: I believe the longest word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Enid:….mailbox. The answer is mailbox

[gmarseln]

Enid: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now! No response.

Wednesday: Wow. She sounds stupid.

Enid: But she's not! She's really smart. Just...dense

Wednesday: You need to be more obvious. Perhaps say, "Hey! I love you!”

Enid: I guess you’re right. Hey Wednesday, I love you.

Wednesday: Yes, just say that.

Enid: Holy fucking shit

Wednesday: If that flies over her head then she's too dumb for you.

Enid:

Enid: Wednesday.