#wednesday addams is bad at feelings

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Fandom: The Addams Family

Tag: Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair

Sample Size: 5,701 stories

Source: AO3

[celticwolf55]

Chapters: 3/5 Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair, Gomez Addams/Morticia Addams Characters: Wednesday Addams, Enid Sinclair, Gomez Addams, Morticia Addams, Pugsley Addams, Pubert Addams, Lurch (Addams Family), Fester Addams Additional Tags: Soulmark AU, Denial of Feelings, Mutual Pining, Enid Sinclair is a Ray of Sunshine, Bad Parent Esther Sinclair (Wednesday), Good Parents Gomez Addams and Morticia Addams, Wednesday Addams is Soft for Enid Sinclair, Enid Sinclair Loves Wednesday Addams, Wednesday Addams is Bad at Feelings, Feelings Realization, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, The Addams Family Adopts Enid Sinclair Summary:

Wednesday had thought that the hug after killing Crackstone was the end of the affection she would need to show. It certainly used up her quota for the foreseeable future.

Waking up with the soulmate tattoo that she'd been trying to avoid getting, since she was old enough to voice thought... somewhat derailed that plan.

Now she's saddled with the werewolf embodiment of a rainbow; and it would reflect very poorly on her capabilities, if she allowed said girl to experience any less than the worst she could offer.

[waviermylove]

Wednesday: Your face isn't too bad.

Xavier: What?

Wednesday: You're not that difficult to tolerate.

Xavier: Um… thanks I guess?

Wednesday: I li- eek yuuuu….....

Enid: *pats her back* Keep trying, you'll get there.

[average-woman-lover]

Yoko: Sooo Wends, my dude.

Wednesday: Don’t call me that.

Yoko: Right, only Enid gets to call you that. Speaking of which, are you for the girls?

Divina: *Side-eyes Yoko*

Wednesday: What? No, that’s preposterous.

Enid, getting up: Oh.

Enid: *Walks away*

Divina: I thought you liked her?

Yoko: What the hell, dude?

Wednesday: I do, and I don’t understand why she’s upset.

Divina: That’s because she likes you, too.

Yoko: And you just said you’d never date a girl in the worst way possible. It was borderline homophobic.

Wednesday: No, I said I’d only date her.

Divina: What?

Yoko: Huh?

Wednesday: You said ‘for the girls.’ Plural. I’m for a girl, singular. Enid.

Yoko: Addams, you are incredibly stupid. Now, please, before you kill me for that insult, go get your girl.

Wednesday, walking away: Fine, but sleep with one eye open tonight.

Yoko: I’m literally a vampire. I don’t even sleep. Bro has zero rizz, AND she can’t even properly insult me.

Divina: She can kill you hands tied and eyes closed.

Yoko: I know. Will you protect me, tonight?

[remusjohnslupin]

Wyler vs. Xavier's Happiness

[fiaistired]

SPOILERS FOR WEDNESDAY!!!

so I don’t really like Tyler that much but the whole reveal that he’s actually evil seems bullshit. he’s been emotionally abused, he’s been through a traumatic event, possibly related to his mothers death, his father neglects him, then he’s LITERALLY tortured and manipulated into hurting others. he’s been chained up in a cave, naked, and he’s magically (or something of the sort) controlled by Laurel. after a while he starts to cooperate with his abuser who can, let me remind you, also basically-sorta-mind-control him if he doesn’t do what she says.

After Wednesday confronts him, he tells her he now enjoys hurting people but i feel like he’s not in a right place mentally in that moment. He’s just been in a very stressful and possibly triggering situation after Wednesday kidnapped him and hurt him to try and get him to confess to being the monster.

It’s crazy to me that I just saw a bunch of people hating on him for being “a fake manipulator” or something along those lines - yes i agree that his interpretation of Wednesday leading him on was really far fetched but also he seemed to be genuinely interested in her and cared for her. I hope if there’s more seasons they won’t turn him into a cold uncaring evil mastermind or something like that. Justice for Tyler!

[sizzy-ling]

no but like can you imagine Gomez and Fester teaching Tyler the most efficient way to hunt and kill his targets? Teaching him how to hone his natural skills and how to cover up his tracks? And can you *imagine* Morticia helping Bianca perfect her siren song? And also teach her how easy it is to manipulate someone even without it?? Can you imagine both Gomez and Morticia dotting on Enid, cuz she is just a sunshine puppy who deserves the world? And Morticia complimenting her wardrobe choices even if they're too colorful for the Addam's family standards? Can you IMAGINE these children finally getting the motherly and fatherly love they were robed off?? All the while Wednesday watches from a far , visibly cringing with second hand embarrassment, but deep down feeling relieved that her parents have now three more children to suffocate with their love and adoration which means more Wednesday alone time so that she can finish her novel.

[elliosfuego1]

Wednesday (Sitting with her back to the door) : Thing. I don't know what is wrong with me. We have already established that I'm not sick; so why can't I get them out of my head.

Enid (Who just walked into the room) : If you can't get somebody out, they're probably supposed to be there.

Wednesday : ........

Enid (Panicking) : Uhm.... I shouldn't have said that and I wasn't listening like a creep I just came-

Wednesday (Frowning as she looks at Enid) : Shut your mouth before I do it for you Sinclair.

Thing (Now on Enid's shoulder) : -She has a point and you know it-

Wednesday (Standing up, walking towards her Typewriter) : No, she doesn't. (Colour and sunshine doesn't belong in darkness.)

Enid (Looking at Thing confused) : Who said anything about sunshine and colour? *Walks closer to Wednesday*

Thing : ........

Wednesday (Realising she said that outloud) : .........

Enid : Wait.......

[cameoutstruggling93]

Feel cute, may delete later

[lovepoison9]

Pretty Woman AU:

Wednesday is a famous horror author and cannot stand book tours. After Wednesday’s herse breaks down in front of Tyler, Tyler offers to help take her back to her hotel. For $100 of course.

Wednesday finds she enjoys the strange man’s company and after inviting him upstairs for sex to help her relax. Wednesday offers Tyler a job as her stress management assistant. To help relax her whenever she becomes overwhelmed at book tours, banquet nights, and publishing meetings.

Tyler is happy to get away from his shitty New York apartment and travel around with Wednesday. Making more than he ever thought possible. Of course he’s not unaware if the position he’s in. Tyler knows the power Wednesday has in their relationship, and tries to not feel self conscious about being paid to have sex with Wednesday in order to help keep her relaxed on tour. Tyler is going to miss waking up in Wednesday’s arms.

[hislittleraincloud]

...

One of my AI apps got Muppetize and I cannot stop laughing at what it did to poor Jenna when I tested it on a random recent pic

MY GOD, why??? Isn't Muppet 'skin'/felt more uniform? All that Neutrogena only to end up looking like a Muppet cheeseball? I think not. On behalf of her, I am offended. ... It's still funny af tho 💩

I ran a couple of screenshots through too. Apparently the Muppetizing AI thinks Donovan should look like Silvio from The Sopranos.

THESE ARE DELICIOUSLY TERRIBLE 😭

ETA: I'm sorely tempted to change my pfp to Muppet Wednesday (closeup jumpscare under the cut)

What the Hell, AI. WHAT THE HELL

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Fandom: The Addams Family

Sample Size: 8,761 stories

Source: AO3

[potekosblog]

okay I know its really cool that Enid is insecure about her scars, cuz angst + hurt/comfort BUT HEAR ME OUT the scars stays but everyone thinks Enid fucking Sinclair was the coolest she-wolf in Nevermore, and you know Enid she eats up any complement.

She would walk through the hallways of Nevermore with her chest puffed out and her chin up while clipping her hair to emphasize the scars. maybe adopting a bad bitch persona too “yeah im Enid yunno girl living at the edge” winks at you. and Wednesday would roll her eye at her, overall somewhat playful with each other and everyone is just confuse how they are friends.

HELL Nevermore students thinks its impossible for anybody to be friends with Wednesday, yet Enid succeeded it with flying (pride) colors. But the general populace is unaware that Wednesday is so kind to Enid, (at least most days).

Want a boyfriend? BOOM lets change cards so you can talk to Ajax,  you want that Poe cup? k i have a plan and we won it, you want to transform? BOOOM WEREWOLF!! A HUG? FINE GET A FUCKING HUG.

Once again Wednesday unintentionally made Enid's life in Nevermore a little bit better. (same goes to Wednesday but she never admit to it)

[waviermylove]

Xavier: So what do you want for your birthday?

Wednesday, thinking: You, just you.

The world may collapse and all will lose hope but with you by my side I can achieve anything. Oh how I wish to make love with you in an open grave under the pale moonlight. All I wish for is you to reciprocate these feelings. I would burn down the world if you could be mine forever.

Wednesday: Some peace and quiet from you would be nice.

Xavier: Ouch.

[average-woman-lover]

Enid: I love Wednesday, but her love language is acts of service.

Yoko: And why is this is an issue?

Enid: All she knows is murder and violence.

Yoko: Oh. Yeah, I could see how that could be an issue.

Enid: The other day I said a shirt made me look fat, and she just shook her head. Later that day, I walked in on her stabbing the shirt.

[msfbgraves]

Let it stand alone

Saw "Wonka" with the nieces way too late, because I thought it was a cash grab franchise milking faux nostalgic manipulation move, and I guess it was, and I still had a good time.

Now, if I were Roald Dahl, I'd likely object to this sweetheart of a Wonka. Wonka's a mad borderline dangerous maverick in Charlie. But this isn't the book, it's an adaption. If you don't know Wonka isn't a sweetheart, him being one doesn't ring false in the film. And books get adapted all the time - various adaptions aren't necessarily a commentary on one another.

So why tie this so deliberately to the Gene Wilder version? It isn't the same Wonka, and that's OK! It isn't Dahl's Wonka, and that's OK! It's another take on Wonka that works fine for what it is. Do they really think audiences would not have gone to watch a lovely romp about a sweet chocolatier anyway? That Oompa Loompas aren't fun without green hair? Look, this setup could have worked as "The Corruption of Willy Wonka" too, but that isn't what it wanted to be. Tying it too closely to another film for the parents' sake is the only thing that suddenly creates plotholes and ooc moments when there weren't any before.