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enid: i’m having problems with a boy wednesday: “his body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems? enid: “i like him” problems. wednesday: oh. i could’ve helped with the other kind.

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Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!

Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…

Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:

Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:

Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:

Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:

Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:

Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:

Steph who saw the same thing:

Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(

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sleepy...

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Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

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Wednesday: I can find it on my own.

Enid: Um, are you sure? I mean, do you know what a GPS is? Or bluetooth? Or, you know, the internet?

Wednesday: *glaring* You made those words up. 

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murdering someone together as foreplay 

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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KINNPORSCHE | 1.14

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So there was a line....in the original wizard of OZ....where the witch threatened to use the scarecrow to stuff her bed with his straw......

ELPHBA WAS OVULAATTINGGG THAT WEEEK GYAD DAMMNN‼️‼️‼️‼️✋️✋️😭😭😭

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thy art is awesome.

Many thanks, kind anon.

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Yknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragement

Imagine that but like

Robin!Dick: *bap*

Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*

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He swore he was GREAT at throwing knives

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Dorothy, looking at the Witch’s castle: “My, what a dark, twisted, and terrible place this is!”

Fiyero, listening to her insult his home as he prepares to fake break into his own house: “I actually think it has a certain charm to it.”

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newlyweds

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This is gonna be my 2025 year quote!!

desperately want a pb&j. do not want to get out of bed