goblinfvckr
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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Imagine your icon being your therapist
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when u want to kiss ur bro but ur plague masks are in the way : (
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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extremely cursed quiz.
in a murder investigation, who are you? the killer? the witness? the detective? with a heavy dose of vibes assigned. i’ll reblog with a link in case it doesn’t work.
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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I am not ready for the mood guys
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford
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A more accurate calendar for 2020 so far.
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
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The St Louis Republic, Missouri, April 21, 1904
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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none of my assignments are done but I sure am
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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since my red/blue gay quiz got popular, here’s one for every color of the rainbow. as a note: i have synesthesia and this is based off of my perception of each color based on that. it’s not about the aesthetic so much as what the color itself means.
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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Tall, dark, handsome villain: Join me and I promise to love you and rule beside you forever and a glorious day
YA female protagonist: Never! This seventeen-year-old boy who lives next door to me is my soulmate
Me:
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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everyone’s talking about “getting coffee with friends someday” and “seeing my pals again” and “making out passionately with my homies for an hour after this is all over”
but the real question is, will we all recognize each other when this done?? Half of y’all are giving yourselves living-room haircuts of ten inches and dying your bangs pink with kool-aid, some other people are working out and going for walks like crazy so who knows how buff they’ll be, other people are crafting it the hell up and even making new clothes for themselves
plus, forget prison tats, give it another week and Quarantine Tattoos are going to be big as hell as people start experimenting with stick and poke
we’re going to meet up again and it’s just going to be
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goblinfvckr · 5 years ago
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to everyone who is losing things like concerts and senior proms and commencements and brunches they’d had planned forever and literally anything they’ve been looking forward to i’m sorry. i really am. it sucks and i’m sure there will be people in your life who will tell you to get over it because others have it worse right now and while it may be true that others have it worse that doesn’t make your pain, disappointment, or sadness any less real or valid. keep your head up.
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