#webby monster high

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

shoutout to silly, energetic, happy, fem, kid show main characters who can stand up for themselves and others when they know what’s right 🙏 🙏 gotta be one of my top character troupes for girls FR I looked up to these type of characters as a kid and even now too 😭😭

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

So we all agree Meowlody is also autistic, right??

[raspberrydaisieschlb]

so, this is pure speculation as this could just be a Gooby-like pet, but Dustin is there and we already know that this isn’t what the scarabs look like, so it is definitely a spider. Is there anyone else we know who had a spider for a pet?

[autisticgirliesbracket]

Autistic Girlies Bracket!

It is a sad truth that autism barely sees representation in media. Even if it does, the character presented on-screen is usually a young boy DESPITE the fact that your gender does not effect your likelihood to have been born autistic.

Which is why this bracket strives to highlight all the canon autistic and autistic-coded girlies out there in media!! And then pit them against each other to prove who is the girlie of all time <3

Another bracket by the host of @adhdvsautismbracket

Inspired by my fellow awesome Tumblr pollers including (but not limited to): @weirdgirlshowdown @insanepoll @artificialkids-2k23-official @sapphiccharacterstournament @beefy-babe-showdown @disabilityshowdown @adhdswagcompetition @pruechaosbracket @goldenretrieverguybracket

Submissions are CLOSED.

Rules:

Do not submit real people/actors/YouTubers/ect. (this includes VTubers and MCYT roleplay)

You can submit multiple characters, but no not submit the same character multiple times.

Please use the form to submit one character at a time (for the sake of organisation and my sanity). Characters submitted via the ask box will not be counted.

Characters do not need to be 'canon' to submit them. This competition will mostly be about autistic-coded characters because canon rep is so rare.

Characters do need to be a girl/woman/girl-aligned to submit them. I probably won't be too strict with this rule and if you're unsure please feel free to send me an ask.

One character per piece of media will be allowed into the competition.

Don't be ableist.

Any questions, feel free to direct these to my inbox!

Under the cut are some characters that are automatically accepted into the initial bracket because I think they deserve to be there, but feel free to give these girlies extra nominations anyway:

Webby Vanderquack from Ducktales 2017

Norma Khan from Dead End Paranormal Park

Delmin from Show by Rock!! Mashumairesh

Wolf from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

Percival "Percy" King from Epithet Erased

Lunella Lafayette from Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

Sucrose from Genshin Impact

Twyla Boogeyman from Monster High (G3)

[jben073]

Grace Chasity headcanon rambles!

Some silly Grace hcs for @nighthaterfrfr!! I tried to mostly avoid any of mine that you mentioned something similar to in yours bc we had a good deal of overlap! :D

(Just to preface, one of my biggest headcanons is that Grace is autistic so there’s a good chance that some of these may be influenced by that! I did try to pick ones that are more applicable to canon though! [But if anyone wants any of those, I have about a million :3])

When Grace was a young child in elementary school (or Sunday school), she very innocently kissed Alice Woodward and felt something™. (She entirely represses this memory for YEARS.)

^ During her eventual sexuality crisis, despite not having talked to Alice for years outside of polite conversation if they ran into one another, Grace reaches out to her for support/to ask questions because she was the only out queer person that Grace knew and trusted enough not to out her. (Alice big sister mode activated.) 

^ (They’re so silly, they’ve literally never interacted outside of a throwaway line about them knowing and possibly disliking each other but to me they're friends who fell apart and eventually find each other again when they're both more grown as people.)

^ Also, ignore me indulging my other biggest hc which is that Grace is a lesbian.

Grace took piano lessons as a child and is actually quite good because she wanted to be the pianist for her church’s masses when she got older! She stopped taking lessons in high school, but she keeps up with playing in her free time to maintain the skill and occasionally help out with music at her church.

^ Richie constantly tries to convince her to learn anime openings and music from games that he plays for him (he begged her to learn Megalovania for weeks until she finally gave in).

She has never celebrated Halloween because her parents think it’s satanic so Ruth and Richie (who definitely still go trick-or-treating in high school) make a point to bring her some of their candy on the following school day.

^ She definitely doesn’t cry about this gesture later when she goes home!!

She is an absolute monster while playing board games, like she gets REALLY aggressive about them.

^ (definitely influenced by Angela's chaos on smosh games, especially the “be a little more gentle!! >:(” clip)

She can’t go to sleep (intentionally) without getting a kiss goodnight. At home, her parents kiss her on the forehead before bed and if she’s at camp, she has to get a kiss on the head from Girl Jeri if she wants to sleep well.

^ It disrupts her routine which makes it harder for her to wind down!!

^ I like to think that before the events of Abstinence Camp, she thought of Boy Jerry and Girl Jeri as older sibling figures.

She has never been to a sleepover because she’s never had good enough friends to be invited to one :(

^ The nerds + Steph very quickly remedy this!!

^ (quick ramble related to the last hc) During the first group sleepover, Steph wakes up in the middle of the night to get a drink, realizes Grace is still up, and after Grace sheepishly admits her dilemma following Steph’s prompting for an explanation, Steph very casually plants a kiss on her forehead and then goes back to sleep. Grace’s face is beet red after this and now she can’t sleep for an entirely different reason.

^ They're in love to me!!!

LIB related

(Based almost entirely on Blinky’s line about watching Grace and the nightmare about Max/Richie that implies she has the gift.) 

^ Grace has been connected to the Lords in Black since long before we see her, Steph, and Pete summon them in NPMD.

^ Much like Lex was friends with Webby as a child and forgot, Grace was friends with the LIB when she was young but grew out of it.

^ (I have a whole little overanalysis/hc set of things for this hc if anyone wants to hear :3)

After she starts using the Black Book, her appearance starts to very slightly change so that she always looks just a tiny bit off.

^ Her teeth are just a touch too sharp, her ears have the slightest point to them, and her eyes almost seem to shift in colour (depending on which LIB is influencing her).

^ But hey, it must just be a trick of the light!! She's so normal!! Dw about it!!!

She will occasionally feel the sudden compulsion to bite others (Nibbly is feeling silly!!)

^ She does not act on this… most of the time :3

One more silly one to end on

She once owned a Tamagotchi and became so deeply stressed over the state of this virtual creature that she made herself sick from anxiety. 

^ Karen and Mark confiscated the toy very shortly after this.

Anyway ramble's over now but my 45 page google doc of Grace hcs continues to grow every day bc I am fixated hard on this silly little show :3

edit: had to add the '^' thing because the bullets didn't indent properly for some reason!! every one that has that is attached to the previous one without it!

also idk why on mobile the sleepover hc and the Alice hc got cut short?? The sleepover one is supposed to say that now she can't sleep for an entirely different reason and the end of the second bullet says (Alice big sister mode activated).

[gavotte-paradisio]

Time to ramble about my OCS:

This week: Coda'al! (He/any)

Coda'al is a Monster High/Hatchetfield OC. He's referred to as Cody by almost all the denizens of the Black and White, but Pokotho (his father/creator) referred to him as 'My Coda,' and he prefers the nickname Coda. I originally created him as a Monster High oc when someone in a Monster. High RP Discord server mentioned making a child of Webby (they never did), but he's kind of taken a life on a life of his own in my daydreams about Hatchetfield. Both iterations of him are egotistical little shits who love musicals, will break out into song at any given moment, and have a similar powerset to Pokey (with a few differences that are kind of important to his Hatchetfield iteration's existence), but the Monster High version loves his daddy, while the Hatchetfield version has broken away and is doing his own thing.

Have any questions about or for Coda? AMA, repost, comment, or DM me! I can answer in or out of character.

[taybatwo2]

Lenore Loomington Review Part 1 of 2

I already did a preliminary post on here where I compared her price point to other Monster High dolls and delved into some head cannon to try and tie down her design choices and give her personality (I want to pretend she’s worth $81.95 by getting really attached to her….)

Here she is in box! She came in really quickly. Her box has some really bright hot pink and teal and has a plastic slip cover with more teal designs on the outside. Good news: she already looks better than her promo pics, but her shimmery skin is a bitch to try and photograph.

Box photos and accessory break downs under the cut:

Trippy. :) The right side of the box. I like the effect, I just wish that the colors or the imagery tied more in with the character’s design.

The left side of the box has her name in a nice, specialized font.

The back has a poem on it saying that Lenore followed a light to a spooky garden full of strange creatures and plants, decided to stay (with some “persistence”) and she died, becoming a ghost. Well, that’s a start of something. The artwork on the back is fine too. The most interesting thing from this art is seeing the color differences in the art vs the doll (especially the shoes; seen here as a more lavender/duller color vs the brighter magenta that is seen on the doll).

A close up of the poem, the signature, and a bit of the artwork. The more I look at what I thought were vines on her accessories, might all be dewy spiderwebs….?

You can actually make out the detailed sculpting on the flowers better in this artwork than the actual pieces themselves (which is odd as I usually think that Mattel has the better sculpts when compared to competing companies).

The top of her box is also decorated.

Okay, now let’s rip this bad boy open.

Here’s the Certificate of Authenticity, taped to the back of the inside sleeve the doll is strapped to. They got specialty textured paper for this, but it feels thinner than the usual paper-board thick ones.

Here is the inner sleeve. It actually looks a bit menacing and it reminds me of looking at photo negatives.

Here’s a cute little rat, hiding in the corner, and the poem is also written in parts on the right hand side of the sleeve.

And here she is out of the box and after I ran a metal comb through her hair. Her hair is soft saran and is a bit fuzzy on the ends.

Let’s look at what she comes with…

Here is her unnamed spider pet….? Captor?? Accessory maker…? The candles are not removable, but at least it’s a different sculpt than the other spider pets of Monster High.

(Webby from G2; credits to Serendipity Doll Boutique for Memphis Longlegs and BuzzyLittleBee for the G3 Tarantula pic).

She also comes with a very tall, sparkly stand….and I get why it’s tall (so she can float) but it makes her hard to fit on my shelf, the bracket wants to bunch up her dress and my doll sinks farther down the stand once she is clipped onto it.

Here is her major “purse-akin” accessory. It has some cute detailing on it and it’s made of a really light plastic. Actually most of the plastic accessories feel like the really light plastic found on cheaper toys. I was expecting the plastic to be heavier and/or more rubbery (like the chains used in the Haunted Line). The spiderwebs are removable and the candle glows in the dark (which is a really nice detail).

Okay, her earrings!

They have the eyeball pansies on top (they’re kinda hard to make out). And dripping candles under it. Sadly, their flames do not glow in the dark.

Here is the head piece. It’s connected to a headband and it also doesn’t glow in the dark (booooo). It’s an odd size and I feel like the spiderweb should have either been much bigger or much smaller (like stopping at the inner spoke of the spiderweb).

Everyone (me too, not going to lie) was giving her crap for having hot pink, blobby looking shoes. And honestly, that’s because the photos for it were meh and the color was also….a choice….but I ended up liking them more than I thought I would.

The eyeball pansies shoe clip-on remind me of the Bloom and Gloom shoes (see Jane’s shoes? that hibiscus POPS in comparison to the mold Lenore was given)….but not executed as well. The sculpt on the flowers are really flat and blend in with one another. :/

Okay, now what shoes sculpt is hiding behind there???

Look at that hidden detail! The buttons have little button holes, all the little frills and stitching and all that filigree detail on the back of the boots….if only it was PAINTED….

The spectral waves on the bottom of her shoes are reminiscent of Art Class Draculaura’s paint shoes (credit for image: CoyoteCrowCollectables).

From her boots that I was pleasantly surprised with, to my least favorite piece from her: her belt…chest thing…

Again, the flowers don’t really pop out in the sculpt and it sits really baggy on her in random spots, it just doesn’t seem to lay well on her and needed a few more tweaks.

Now that her accessories are looked at, the next part of my review will focus on her dress(s) and comparisons to other Monster High dolls.

[prof-ramses]

Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (3)

Jane's A Car

the opening music video, most of them are at least a little underrated, but this one is both a banger and hilarious

Jeff's literature professor character, who, as far as I'm concerned, after his treatment became the principal of Hachetfield High

All the double entendre in the first half of the story

The "Intimate" joke at the start, and also Paulkins

Call back to Santa Claus Is Goin' To High School

Tom actually gets it on with his possessed car, I know that's he joke, but we really should take a moment to process this fully.

The car puns from both Tom and Jane ("behind my back seat", "drives me crazy")

For that matter, the whole plot is a backseat driver joke

The way Jamie and Kim did that last line

The Witch In The Web

Pamela is an awful person but I commend her choice in men

The fact that the mantra of the Hachetmen is literally Sam Reimi's three laws of horror

Wiley's jacket is stolen from one of the alternate timeline Holloway's he's murdered

Willabella's monster form is likely a reference to the other mother from Coraline

The credits track is basically a distrack Webby wrote for her brothers

[daiwild]

Do you agree that in the pony au the lords true forms would be those wack-ass creatures that discord is (that I can't remember how to spell)? And their teen forms from npmd would be alicorns?

Also I think that Hannah's cutie mark would be a white spider (Webby :])

And while it wouldn't really fit her personality, I feel like it would be cute if Lex had different colored hearts for her cutie mark representing her love for Hannah and Ethan :] Like she's all tough and edgy, but she has little pastel hearts on her flank? That would be so cute

Paul's cutie mark would be like.. a necktie. Or a briefcase. Something boring and office related like that.

Yeah Emma's cutie mark would totally have something to do with weed. Ziggy's too.

Speaking of Ziggy, they have pegasus vibes to me.

i think i said somewhere before that i dont believe the LIB would be any mlp creature snd to clarify i mean that the LIB themselves could fit into mlp lore already without any change

but for the fun of it i did assign them different creatures (tinky would be a good fit for what discord is, but also goat monsters exist in mlp so idk, maybe blinky is a better choice)

also yes ziggy is definitely a pegasus. high as a kite, head in the clouds (literally)

[just-someone-online]

I have a question about G2 Monster high. Do you have any relationship headcanons between Draculaura and Ari Hauntington?

A few, yeah

Draculaura had a mega celebrity crush on Ari's Tash persona, and it didn't completely fade after getting to know Ari. If anything, it's starting to turn into an actual crush.

Ari still feels bad about pretending to be afraid of Draculaura in Welcome to Monster High, even though Drac said there are no hard feelings. She wants to make it up to Drac, but despite what the others have suggested, signing all of Drac's Tash merch doesn't seem sincere enough.

Ari is Drac's Humanology tutor. While Draculaura knows more about humans than most of their classmates, there are still enough gaps in her knowledge that only Ari, who lives among humans, can fill.

After only living with her dad and Webby for so long, Draculaura is big on physical affection when it comes to her friends, more so with Ari after the ghost admitted that she tended not to hug or make contact with her few human friends out of fear of accidentally phasing through them.

Frankie and the others are betting on whether or not Drac and Ari like each other and when they'll get together. Cleo in particular has enough riding on it that she's been secretly bribing Fangelica for info.

Ari took Drac out for a tour of the human world on Halloween. Honestly, the fact that only Drac was invited (She promised to invite everybody else next year) was what tipped off the rest of the Ghoul Squad that Ari might have a thing for Draculaura.

[thebadchoicemachine]

if you're taking hatchetfield writing requests, could you please do something about where webby was during npmd?

Hannah curled up under her sheets. Something was wrong today, just like something was wrong yesterday… and the day before that… and every day for the past two weeks. Today was worse, though. Much worse. Today the bad thing wasn’t coming: it was here. 

“Come on, Hannah,” Lex called from the doorway. “You can’t miss school again.” “I’m not going.”

“Yes, you are. I’m not letting you skip again.” Hannah threw her blanket off to glare at Lex. “It’s BAD.”

“I know,” Lex’s voice softened. She walked over and sat on Hannah’s bed. “I know, okay? But going is still better than flunking out in your freshman year. Believe me, you don’t wanna end up without a high school diploma.” 

Guilt swelled in Hannah’s throat at Lex’s bitter tone but, still, she held her ground. “No, you don’t know. It’s not the other kids. It’s not the teachers, not the classes. It’s the school. It’s. Bad. And I’m not going.”

“Hannah…” Lex began in a warning tone.

Hannah pulled her blanket over her head. “You’re late for work.” She didn't need to see a clock to know. She never did. 

“I–” Lex checked her watch, then threw her hands up. “Fine! One more sick day. ONE, Hannah. I mean it.” 

Hannah stayed under the covers long after her door slammed shut. She squeezed her eyes closed and tried to remember the good songs—white, not blue—but the black was creeping in harsh and fast like rolling thunder. 

The boy was running in an empty stadium. His feet ached and his lungs burned but he could not flee fast enough. He’d never been fast enough. The monster crept closer with ease, keeping pace even as it stepped slowly. Closer and closer, laughing, yelling, taunting until…

The girl was singing. She never sang, not in public. She was always too afraid to. Today, though, she thought she was alone. She pored out her heart with the character’s plight that spoke so closely to her own. And he mocked her. She’d never been good enough and now she never would be. 

The woman in the car tried to scream. The man in the woods begged.

The teenagers sat huddled around the cursed book. They called the names. Hannah tried to scream at them, to stop them, but she wasn’t there. They chanted. They called. Horrible, lurid lights of green, blue, pink, yellow, and purple scorched the earth black. They were here.

“NO.” Hannah shot up in bed. She recognized the boy from her vision. He’d been kind to her. They were never friends but he’d smile at her in the hall. He was good. “No, no, no,” She buried her face in her hands. “Webby, why?” Webby didn’t answer at first. “Why?” Hannah demanded again. 

“You know I can’t help them.” The ephemeral voice came in a shameful whisper. “They won’t listen to me. They can’t even hear me.” “I don’t want it to happen,” Hannah choked out.

“I know, my darling. I know.” 

Webby reached out of the black and white, wrapping arm after arm around the scared girl. The being thought back across all dimensions, across all her brothers’ plans. The doll that lead to nuclear hell, the voice that called Hannah to senseless fights, how she barely managed to scrape one child to safety each time. 

“Whatever happens, Hanna, I’ll be here protecting you.”

[weirdgirlshowdown]

THE OFFICIAL WEIRDGIRL SHOWDOWN BRACKET [2 out of 2]

our last 16 competitors have appeared! matchups announced below the cut:

Webby Vanderquack [Ducktales 2017] vs. Dot Warner [Animaniacs]

Coraline Jones [Coraline] vs. Maya Fey [Ace Attorney]

Noelle Holiday [Deltarune] vs. Tulip Olsen [Infinity Train]

Radical Edward [Cowboy Bebop] vs. Toph Beifong [Avatar: The Last Airbender]

Norma Khan [Dead End: Paranormal Park] vs. Sunita [Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]

Wendy Carter [Don't Starve] vs. Six [Little Nightmares]

Giulia Marcovaldo [Luca] vs. Ghoulia Yelps [Monster High]

Putunia Mollar [Smile for Me] vs. Sam Boole [Psychonauts]

[pastriibunz]

A GIRL, A GHOST, AND A GENERAL - EPISODE TWO: MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD

Another playmate enters the scene, one that Kai strongly attaches to.

Max Jägerman was a Literal Monster.

And this time, they weren’t talking about his behavior.

A group of “Nerdy Prudes”, as he called them, had “accidentally” killed him with a prank gone wrong in The Waylon Place. 

It ended with Max skewered on a loose piece of wood, vowing his revenge in a simple statement: “Nerdy Prudes Must Die.”

When he woke, he was dead.

A ghost.

Terrifying.

Yet amazing. 

This meant he could hunt down, exterminate, every nerdy prude in Hatchetfield High.

It was fun, killing off the little nerds one by one.

However, his killing spree was short-lived.

He had gotten Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipschitz. 

They were part of the reason he died, he felt it was justified.

He was ready to get two more, Peter Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter.

But then Grace Chasity, her girlish charm, and her rockin’ bod got involved.

He did some less than holy things with her behind the bleachers, and that was his downfall.

Thanks to some deal those nerds made, Max was taken, now being studied by five eldritch beings beyond his comprehension.

These horrors made the Literal Monster look like a kitten in comparison.

For what felt like the first time in his life, Max Jägerman was terrified.

And he couldn’t do anything other than sit there, paralyzed, as these beings giggled and chittered over what to do with him.

“I wanna eat him!” One called.

“Bo-ring! Let me put him in the box with Teddy-Bear! That’ll be fun to watch!” Another spoke up.

“For you, maybe. Can I just shut him up? His voice is annoying, I’d much rather have him be a part of my ensemble.” Another whined.

“Maybe we should just put him back. I liked watching him cause chaos.” One said.

The four beings argued until the fifth spoke. “No, no. Those won’t be any fun.”

The others quieted. Max could tell this one was the top dog. That kind of presence came with power.

He used to have that power.

“No, boys, I have the perfect thing for our new fwendy-wend.”

Max was scared for what came next as he was dragged off.

Max Jägerman was 18 years old. And he was terrified.

Kai Drew was 17 years old. And she was bored.

17 years in what was practically an empty void, and you’ll see whatever there was to see, ten times over.

The sniggles weren’t any fun to play with. They were far too good at following directions. There was no struggle, no challenge. It was boring.

Watcher World wasn’t as much fun, unlike when she was younger. At least then, she was a bit too small for some of the rides, so she had something to look forward to. Now, she was big enough for all of it, and she had ridden all there was to ride. Papa Blinky would try to add in new rides every so often for her, but each ride felt more sub-par than the last.

The Black, along with Drowsy Town, weren’t any fun to look through. She’s seen all there was to see: black void to your left, black void to your right.

She had once asked to go to The White, just for a chance to explore something new. Plus, she had whispers that her papas’ sister, Webby, lived there. She thought they’d like that. She’d get a new place to explore, plus maybe a mama. Or an auntie. She didn’t mind either way.

Her papas did not like that. 

They got all weird and angry, and The White and Webby entered on their ‘banned conversation topics’ list.

Other than that, her papas were fun, as they always were. But she knew her constant presence could be annoying. She didn’t want to annoy her papas. She loved them.

The only semi interesting thing was Uncle Mac.

She didn’t mind annoying him. He was her best friend, you’re supposed to annoy them!

He told her about the world beyond the veil. But she had to tell him about things from her life in The Black first.

That was their dynamic. Give some to get some. Kai tells him a story, he’ll tell her one. Kai gets him his old outfit back, he’ll play dress up with her, and so on and so forth.

It was strange, at first. He’d ask weird questions about her papas’ weaknesses, how she got to The Black and White, things that she didn’t know how to answer.

Once he realized that she didn’t know, it was nice. He asked about stories from her childhood, what her papas’ were like to her, what she did in her free time, and things like that.

In turn, she asked what he did before The Black, what life was like out there, who he was, and more. He wasn’t always willing to answer her questions, but he made sure she got a good story when she did get an answer.

She spent a lot of time with her Uncle Mac. He was a lot nicer to her than Uncle Wiley. Her papas weren’t very keen on this at first, but with a charming smile (plus some puppy dog eyes and a little begging), she managed to convince them it was fine.

So, here she was. Curled up, fiddling with her fingers, head lying in her Uncle Mac’s lap as he quietly read a book, listening to his breathing, and occasionally receiving a head scratch or two.

“Uncle Mac?” She spoke up eventually. He hummed in acknowledgment, a sign for her to go on.

She continued. “Can you tell me more stuff about your world?”

He nodded, looking down at her expectantly. She knew what that meant. Time for her to share. 

She nodded back. “Papa Pokey likes something called a ‘Paul Matthews’, Papa Tinky likes something called a ‘Ted Spankoffski’, he calls it his ‘Teddy-Bear’, and Papa Blinky likes something called a ‘Bill Woodward’. Papa Nibbly likes whatever is winning his Honey Festival, and last I remember it was something called a ‘Linda Monroe’. Papa Wiggly also liked the Linda, but he also likes Uncle Wiley.”

McNamara nodded. “Those are names of people, Kai.”

“Like how I’m Kai Drew and you’re Uncle Mac?” She asked.

McNamara hesitated for a bit before nodding. “…Yes. Like how you’re Kai and I’m Uncle Mac.”

Kai hummed. “So, wait, if Papas’ apparently like these humans, which still don’t exist, by the way. My papas told me I came from the Black like they did.”

“What am I, then?” McNamara asked, trying to help the girl realize.

“Dunno, but that’s not the point.” Kai said, quickly shutting him down. “If my papas like these humans, then why’d they tell me humans don’t exist?”

McNamara paused. He still didn’t know. What was the goal there? “…I don’t know, Kai.”

Kai sighed. Apparently, Uncle Mac didn’t have all the answers. 

He patted her head. “What did you want to know?”

Kai shifted excitedly. “What does PEIP do?”

“Kai, you know I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.”

“Boo.”

“I know, I know.”

“Then…tell me stories from the Great War or whatever!”

“I wasn’t alive then, Kai.”

“And I thought you were a general!”

“I…am. I just wasn’t alive then.”

“Could you’ve been alive then? Then you’d have stories to tell other than, ‘it’s classified’.”

“A lot of things we do in the military are classified, Kai.”

“Where’s the drama? The action?! Tell me something about yourself.”

“…I have a husband.”

“Ooh! Gimme the deets! Is there any marriage drama?! Did something happen with you two?!”

“No, it’s nice. We’re happy.”

Kai huffed and rolled over, cheeks puffed up in anger. “Do us all a favor and be less happy.”

McNamara simply chuckles quietly, a sound that goes unheard by Kai, and scratches her head. “Sorry I can’t be more entertaining, Kai.”

“It’s fine, I guess.” She mumbles, burrowing deeper into his lap.

A noise comes from the hall, and Kai perks up. She sits up, staring towards the door. Her behavior causes McNamara to look over as well. It opens soon after, revealing Kai’s five papas. She grins. McNamara hardens.

“Hi, princess!” Wiggly starts, before noticing McNamara. He stiffens. 

“Oh. Your…friend is here.” Wiggly mutters.

Pokey pushes past. “No matter, the show must go on. Songbird, we have a little surprise for you!”

Kai tilts her head. “What is it?”

“Well-” Pokey is quickly cut off by Tinky, who’s grinning wildly. “We got you a brand new playmate!”

Pokey glares and wacks his brother in the head. Tinky winces and rubs the spot, as Nibbly and Blinky usher Max out, dressed similarly to McNamara when he first arrived, except with a longer blouse, shorter slacks, and knee high socks.

Max gags. “Gross, I look like Spankoffski!”

His interjection goes ignored.

 “This is Maxwell Jägerman, you can call him Max. He’s gonna be a lot of fun to play with.” Blinky said, ruffling her hair. He then leaned down, whispering in her ear. “If you want, you can take him and Mac to Watcher World.”

Kai brightens at the prospect. Blinky smiles and plants a kiss on her forehead, going back with his brothers.

“Are you guys sure I can’t just taste him? Just a little bit?” Nibbly whines.

Wiggly glares. “No.” He shifts his gaze to Kai, immediately softening. “Have fun with your new friend, darling.”

Kai smiles. “I will, Papa Wiggly! Bye-bye!”

He waves before walking out, taking his brothers with him, leaving Max alone with Kai and McNamara. The ghost pounds on the door.

“Hey! HEY! Let me outta here! No way in hell am I going to be subjected to dress like fucking Spankoffski of all people!” Max shouts, pounding angrily. 

After nobody responds, Max huffs and whips around. He’s met with the sight of a mostly teal haired girl with pale skin and a scar on her cheek nose to nose with him. 

He yelps. “What the fu-?!” He’s cut off by the girl poking his nose.

“Hi!” She says, excited. Max stares down at her, confused. She continues poking him. “Why’s your skin so gray? Why are your eyes so dark? Why-”

“Kai.” McNamara speaks up. Kai freezes and retreats back to his side. Max blinks.

“Sorry about her, son. She’s excitable.” McNamara says.

“Who are you?! And who is she?! And who and what the hell were those things?!” Max shouts, pointing to the door.”

“My name is General John McNamara of the United States Military, special unit PEIP. We call it Peep.” McNamara says.

Kai then throws herself around him, hugging him tight. “And he’s my uncle! And my best friend!”

McNamara pats her head. Kai lets go and holds out her hand towards Max. “I’m Kai Drew! And those things were my papas.”

Max doesn’t take her hand, instead he just stares at her, mouth agape. “Those…freaks are your dads?!”

Kai scowls. “Hey, don’t call my papas freaks!”

“Easy, son. She doesn’t know what they do.” McNamara speaks up.

Max glares. “Whatever. What’s her deal? Why’s she so...” He said, pointing to Kai.

“I’m right here, y’know!” Kai interjected, pouting. She went ignored.

“The girl’s been raised here, she doesn’t know how to interact with people.” McNamara says.

Kai scoffs, laughing nervously. “I’m sure that’s not what he was talking about-”

“No, actually, that’s exactly what I was talking about. That explains everything.” Max says, cutting Kai off.

“Well- well- urgh!” Kai growls, defeated.

Max cackles. “That’s all you got?!”

“I am very bad at insults.” Kai mutters.

Max nods. “Clearly. You could’ve at least called me a dickhead.”

Kai tilts her head “What’s a dickhe-”

“Okay! That’s enough of that!” McNamara cuts her off.

Max snickers. “You’re a dork.”

Kai shrugs. “Can’t argue with that.”

Max smiles at her, before patting her head. Kai squeaks like a squeaky toy. He cackles and keeps it going, making Kai squeak more. Max laughs. 

McNamara, meanwhile, speeches. “Welcome to the Black and White, son. It’s a tough place for people like us. It takes a strong will and lots of persistence to even manage surviving in an environment such as this. But, I’m sure with time, you’ll make do with your situation.”

He looks over at Max and stops, stunned and confused at the sight before him: Kai, atop Max’s shoulders, giggling, as he holds her in place, smiling up at her.

“We’re best friends now!” Kai squeals, hugging him.

Max laughs. “Damn right we are!”

He looks at the stunned McNamara with a smile. “I think I’ll be fine.”

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Hannah Foster tk hcs? Cuz i love her bond with Lex and Ethan omfg

I absolutely love her omg she deserves to catch a fucking break! High key relate to her as a kid who could See Shit & Sense Things growing up

Lex & Hannah had a ton of tickle fights growing up, & Lex made sure to let her win sometimes to be fair

After she started seeing Webby & talking about her, Lex obviously just thought it was an imaginary friend & went along with it, but she started using spider tickles a lot more as a result

Ethan saw Lex tickling Hannah to make her give her phone back & he’s been an unstoppable tickle monster ever since

He’s so playful & goofy with her & it makes her even more giggly. His #1 priority is making sure she’s having fun

Lex & Ethan will team up to get Hannah & she can always tell when they’re planning something because they’ll start whispering & then she notices them staring at her & her fight or flight instincts kick in & baby she’s a flyer

She has a really soft spoken voice so I think her laugh is more on the quiet side, but if you get a really good spot she’ll squeal & shriek & Ethan loves to tease her whenever she gets loud “wow you don’t have to shout!” “I think they can hear you from space!” Stuff like that

Webby can’t/doesn’t always physically interact with Hannah, but when she’s feeling more anxious or upset than usual, she’ll hug her with all her arms & give her soft gentle comforting tickles to make her smile & forget her worries for a while

Sometimes Lex will recruit Hannah to help her wreck Ethan, or vice versa. But whenever either one wants to get the other, they always see if Hannah wants to help out

Her worst spots are her ears/neck, tummy & feet, but she’s pretty ticklish everywhere. Funny enough, she & Lex share a few tickle spots