#we're stuck here forever

[ani-coolgirl]

I memed.

The thing about Sam and Dean is that they’re brothers, they’re best friends, they’re father and son, they’re platonic life partners, they’re enemies meant to kill each other at the end of the world, they’re psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, they betray each other and they can’t live without each other, their love destroyed the world, their love saved the world… like… how do I get over that and move on to a different show pls help

[blueskittlesart]

*sigh* thoughts on Nintendo's botw/totk timeline shenanigans and tomfoolery?

tbh. my maybe-unpopular opinion is that the timeline is only important when a game's place on the timeline seriously informs the way their narrative progresses. the problem is that before botw we almost NEVER got games where it didn't matter. it matters for skyward sword because it's the beginning, and it matters for tp/ww/alttp (and their respective sequels) because the choices the hero of time makes explicitly inform the narrative of those games in one way or another. it matters which timeline we're in for those games because these cycles we're seeing are close enough to oot's cycle that they're still feeling the effects of his choices. botw, however, takes place at minimum 10 thousand years after oot, so its place on the timeline actually functionally means nothing. botw is completely divorced from the hero of time & his story, so what he does is a nonissue in the context of botw link and zelda's story. thus, which timeline botw happens in is a nonissue. honestly I kind of liked the idea that it happened in all of them. i think there's a cool idea of inevitability that can be played with there. but the point is that the timeline exists to enhance and fill in the lore of games that need it, and botw/totk don't really need it because the devs finally realized they could make a game without the hero of time in it.

[keeps-ache]

been saying 'i'm a monk' when i don't react so strongly to silly things. monk mode Activated

[cr1mson5returns]

I fell down a sudden and spiky rabbit hole wondering where exactly in my home state of Kansas the fictional town of Smallville is supposed to be. I checked the DC Wiki for comic book information and got nothing. Kinda pissed me off, because I didn't want to have to randomly assign a plot of land to Smallville. But when I checked the Smallville Wiki (TV series Smallville, that is), I found out that the show gave it the zip code which corresponds to Chase, KS. Chase is in Rice County, which is a few hours west of Wichita on the highways, putting it pretty solidly in South Central Kansas.

And guys.....as a bitch who was born and raised in South Central Kansas, you have to know that we're some characters out here. I can't speak for Rice County, never lived there, but there's this hilarious smattering of accents scattered about the south central part of the state. Some people have that flat Midwestern/Wichita way of speaking, where you can almost pretend they're not Midwestern if they didn't unironically say "lemme just squeeze by ya" so much. But other people have that Rural Kansas drawl that isn't quite as Southern as you can hear the closer you get to the Ozarks, and despite that you'd still be able to pick them out in a crowded room because they sound a touch out of place amongst everybody else. They say "color" like "collar" and talk about "y'all down on Green Street" and they warsh their clothes while they're drawling some pictures. And that's just the way we talk, don't even get me started on the very rigidly Baptist morality and the tense feelings about whether we should even root for the Kansas City Chiefs since they're Missouri's team, anyway.

Armed with this knowledge and context, I present to all of you: Clark Kent who hauled hay in severe thunderstorm warnings as a teenager because fuck, it had to get done somehow and half the time the National Weather Service was just being cautious. Clark who learned to drive at age 12 on the farm and the county sheriff saw fit not to ticket him when he was 14 and took Pa's truck into town to pick up some last-minute ingredients for a birthday cake at the store. Clark who went to Wichita State for a journalism degree and thought Wichita was a big city and complained about the stupid ass layout of the streets between clearly historic districts and newer developments. Clark who got on a domestic flight at Eisenhower Intercontinental Airport and took off for Metropolis intent on getting out of Bumfuck Nowhere. Clark who comes back to Smallville when it's all too much because the city's great, and Lois and Jimmy and everyone else are just as great, but Kansas has the most beautiful full moon nights and not as much light pollution on the horizon, and he can fly through the Flint Hills and pretend he's a kid again and things aren't so noisy and weird and terrifying.

[museofvoid]

it's cute to see people make up little domestic scenarios for their tavs and their romanced companions after the events of the game. but for astarion that's something that i personally cannot imagine

especially when it comes to kids. i 100% believe astarion does not want kids. and if he had them he'd be a horrible father lmao

[lovesick-level-up]

thought i'd say it directly. happy three years wooo!!!! (confetti emoji)

thank you very much!! its surreal that we've been around this long, we are the weird elders we've always been destined to become.

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

Hey, Yuri, pspspspspspspspspsps

((The top text says "When Cross isn't there:))

i just had to draw the 'when killer isn't there' version and all the pining that goes with it because waghghg THEM they the girls the women ever<3333

[zmediaoutlet]

oh shit, today was Wednesday! all day!

my shit's all messed up because holidays screw with the calendar

feel free to shower love on your favorite wincest creators today, and/or tell your friend who curates a great blog that it's great, and/or send me or anyone else a fun headcanon about how wincesty the wincest is, bc it's a day for brolove

[malikselfindulgence]

Vent ish I feel like im gonna explode if I don't put this somewhere

Watching your ex who dated u when you were about to turn 14 and they were 18 repost shit about how dangerous grooming is and how much they hate pedophiles I feel like I'm. Losing my mind like actually

[saltybiowarefantears]

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[bongsavior]

HOWEVER !!!!!!!!!!

[not-poignant]

*t-poses in your inbox* not empty anymore >:3c

T-poses with you

[todayisafridaynight]

call me majima the way i miss makoto so fucking much <- i am talking about a hibachi restaurant near me that shut down years ago. and i miss makoto makimura

[icharchivist]

🤝

-Amnesiac -Grieving the loss of people they don't even remember -Although memories have started to come back and have left them even more melancholic about it -Disavowed the group they were part with/had allegiance with especially after said loss -Have a sibling-like person in their life who wasn't there, too busy with work,when the incident that tore them apart for a long time happened -Said person joined the same found family as they did without letting anyone in said found family know that they are connected to one another -Because of said sibling, they went through torment for a time due to the fuzziness of the amnesia -But now they are back at being close and at keeping secrets from their new found family -Said sibling is still more tied to the people they had allegiance with, even if their own relationship with it now is complicated -Overall being a walking menace who tease people -Also pretty bratty and liking being spoiled rotten -Associated to a Sky phenomena (the moon/the dusk) -Associated with sleeping -Marshmallow lovers

conclusions: my fav characters are always the same people what the fuck.

conclusion 2:

[lili-elbe]

Actually cannot believe I spent the last couple of hours migrating my side blog to a new separate horny main, only for it to be shadowbanned within 45mins of creation despite having no flagged content or anything I hadn't already reblogged on the existing side blog. Contacted tumblr support because this is like the 4 time it's happened to me and Luna combined and they're always just like "oops glitch in the system tehe" but like... 45mins... on a new blog... that wasn't even blank and actually being filled out??? literally how? I swear to g-d this site is held together with fucking digital duct tape.

[eevyerndracaneon]

How am I going to move out when I can barely even save up money for trips to see my partner