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It's less about what she wants to read and more about keeping the files up to date in case the World Council come knocking. Reports can't be missing and they can't contain too many sarcastic quips either. Keep it professional, Tracy.
Hello Captain Rigby
I have a question - why is it the GDF never seems to realise that having a single point of failure is a BAD PLAN?
There are lots of examples but I’m thinking most of the rescue RO.BOTS that in theory should have been a great asset to the world but for some lunatic reason were all controllable / reprogrammable to be evil from one poorly guarded suitcase.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??
- Concerned citizen
Here we go...
Hello Concerned Citizen,
The official line from the GDF is... things go wrong. You cannot plan for every unfortunate setback (unless you're International Rescue), but we here at the GDF do our best to limit mistakes from happening both in real-time and in the planning for future missions.
In our defence, the RO.BOTS failure was due to a progression of events that led to that unfortunate 'failure'. However, allow me to reassure you all that the GDF have a strict debriefing policy, which means that long reports are made detailing everything that went wrong (and what went right!) so as to avoid further accidents of a similar nature happening again in the future.
#we're not THAT incompetent#give us some credit Tracy#yes we can read the tags#why are you so concerned?#...#excuse me one second#i need to just go and check the backlog of some of your posts#thunderbirds rp
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4-5-1 Season 3, Episode 3 TED LASSO (2020-2023)
#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#tledit#shandy fine#ambreen razia#zava#maximilian osinski#gifs.#has it been long enough that we can acknowledge what they did to shandy was fucked and she was actually very fun and had potential?#it's like. the downside to colourblind casting where they think 'oh we're casting a woc yay diversity!' but then they dont change anything#about the role to fit the fact that the character is now a character of colour#so then you accidentally get shit like this. where they were trying for something funny with her storyline/how she got fired#but instead they've unintentionally made her an unfunny caricature that all her rich white lady superiors think is incompetent#treating the One woc we had for this season this way is just so nasty#but anyway on a lighter note. i love how unhinged shandy's convos are. this one and the one she has w roy. just love the energy she has
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i'm #1 proponent of level-headed "what-ifs are useless" low-expectation optimism club and yet even i feel homicidal after how poorly managed that race was... r*ndy i've defended you through so much but my ability to contextualize suboptimal results has never worn more thin
#it'll be fine but......... i knew we were going to reverse sochi it somehow and of course we did#could have covered macks could have double stacked could have used mediums omg how do you manage to be that consistently incompetent...#i just have to tell myself that oscar p5 + highest scoring team this wknd but if we can prove we're not 22 ferrari soon that'd be nice
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ngl poppy is so fucking incompetent
#tell me what has that bitch done for us that we can't do ourselves#WE'RE ALL CARRYING HER FUCKING LOAD#player#kissy missy#DOEY#She's the type of manager who says “oh we're all family!” and then EXPECTS U TO CLEAN UP HER HUGE MESS#once we see her again I hope we're given a knuckle fist just to punch her shatterable face#yeah u were right matpat poppy is the big bad#DOOMING US ALL W HER FUCKING INCOMPETENCY#no need for enemies like prototype when u got this bitch on your side 😃#yeah run little bitch fucking run I'm going to kill you once I see you again#coward#we should've been able to convince Doey (or at least Kevin) to team up w us and kill her ass (okay fine not kill at least punch her)#poppy playtime#what's the time? punt poppy playtime!
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btw wada has no business trying to be the Big Bad rn after losing ALL their credibility with the bullshit way they handled the valieva case
#wada rlly thought we'd forget lmao#if atp/itf are anywhere as incompetent as isu then we're fucked#but that's a Low bar#can they stop doing my boy jannik like that tho#just want this to be over ☹️#jannik sinner#kamila valieva
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i think the technology bubble will burst at some point and hopefully if humans value healing, we will go back to analog a BIT (some tech is good! but we are TOO RELIANT) and hopefully we can reassess our priorities, but i'll stay guarded. i don't trust that in my life time i will see the life i wished to have lived... but maybe, it can exist for the future.
if we don't all kill each other and ourselves
#like... it will burst. we're too stupid incompetent and greedy and wretched for this current situation not to#but it will go one of two directions and i can only hope to manifest the best :sob:
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am still sick
it's been over a week wth
at least the headaches have gone away a bit
#if the versicherung sends the letter on time I will go to the doctor and let em write me sick to recover#been working mostly because we're understaffed but honestly fuck my bosses for being too incompetent to hire more people#they sometimes have the audacity to try and bargain with you when you are sick or seriously injured and can't come to work#like broski you ain't offering us more why should we sacrifice our health for ya?#but also that's the funniest way to get them to shut up lmao#“please come into work we're are severely understaffed!!”#“I'm sick and my doctor will hunt me for sport if I do so”#“yeah but you can sit down! or drink tea! or let the others do more work!”#“I will come only if you pay me more like maybe 50ct an hour more”#“...get well soon! Rest well! Don't overdo it! have fun on your little sick vacation!”#<-literally how a normal convo would go#godoframbles#work#sick
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this country is a fucking retirement home GET me out of here....
#cant buy a house cant buy a car cant get work cant rent cant go for a night out#everything's closing down the government feels perpetually incompetent nimby cunts never shut up#anyone over the age of 55 here is fucking stupid because of all the asbestos this entire country is hospice care for billionaires#you can barely afford more than one pint on a night out anymore before it gets extortionate#then everything closes and then it's nothing but chain businesses and everyone knows its a problem but no one does anything because we're#europes washing machine and the old people always complain#and the government is mostly old people#ranting sorry#bue waffling
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Get in guys, we are refusing despair. We're going to hope and work and all collectively fight for a better future one fucking inch at a time.
The lack of hope and motivation is what they want and we're not going to give it to them.
#I have no idea what any of this looks like but we're going to continue on nonetheless#there is a lot going on and I'm pulling myself out of it#climate disasters rampant misinformation and incompetent leadership to name a few
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work updateeee <3
our ceo wanted to do a ride along with one of our techs. they got into a fight because that tech essentially said that he's been doing this job for 10 years, and he doesn't want someone who has never been in the field telling him how he should do his work. so now he's riding along with me (the most agreeable tech we have atm lmao).
anyways i spent the last half of my day going over everything with him, and in that time i've discovered that one of the new sop's we're following was made by chatgpt, one of the other changes we're making I didn't know how to implement, and so we couldn't do it because our ceo doesn't know how to do it either, and the big overhaul isn't ready yet, so now i have to go into the shop an hour and a half early to prepare it tomorrow.
#i'll admit the chatgpt thing is like. ghastly.#like bro how are you fighting the incompetency accusations by generating your ideas with the incompetency machine.#anyways. all of this is a joke ultimately#because the major change (company vehicles) is something that absolutely nobody fucking wants#because they decided to use a fucking suv instead of a van.#which is fine for ME because i don't like driving vans and already use an suv#but it is objectively a god awful choice that i fucking hate.#everyone who already uses a van is receiving a mandatory downgrade#like i do noooottt understand how they think anyone believes they care about tech happiness and comfort#while simultaneously going 'hybrid vehicles get better gas mileage which we've decided is worth making you all hate loading/unloading'#which doesn't even get into the change that is literally like.#'in order to save our coordinator time we are going to add that same amount of time to your day'#like we're not saving any time. we're shuffling who has to spend it.#which is fine. but again. not popular when it comes to making your techs think you care about their work/life balance at all#anyways. whatever. i'm leaving in 4-5 months
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how dare you all have such yummy things to say and dissect when I have an actual deadline today
#tomorrow though all bets are off#extra extra long weekend baby#also this deadline is stupid because this other team was like 'hey can you pull this out of your hat even though it's our job not yours?'#'oh and can you do it by tomorrow because our boss is going on vacation?'#'oh and we're not actually providing you the content but you're so good at it you're going to be fine we're suck haha'#WHAT IS THIS WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE UGH
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I feel so useless today
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me when i go through someone's blog while talking to them bc unless they are physically in front of me i have a very hard time remembering certain things
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don't call me. don't come to my house.
#also don't look at me while we're at it#ominis gaunt#YEAH I DON'T FUCKING KNOW OKAY#i was trying to study but 'WHAT IF I DOODLED OMINIS COVERED IN BLOOD INSTEAD. HUH. WHAT THEN'#*throws hands up*#'lol what if he got imperio'd on top of it. yeah. come on. do it.' i am just taunting myself into making bad decisions#because i am in a *mood*#and i have gotten NOTHING done today#gonna get absolutely pissed with a friend later and forget all about my incompetence#bug.art#the moles are on the wrong side because i flipped the canvas and forgot about it lol
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i wonder if I'll lose my job today 🤔
#asked to take the day off#the person i texted saw me on the verge of a panic attack#go into the bathroom for 10min to cry#and then rush to leave lmao#but i took a monday off laaaast week? or the week before#i just started this job#i am actually so much more incompetent than i thought#i feel so dumb for thinking this would work out#he hasnt texted back so i think this is a bad sign#we're ahead but someone else will also not be there today#idk#i do everything wrong#so why would they even want me there
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i think it should be mandatory that everyone watch The Social Dilemma at least once every six months
#dear everyone saying that tumblr doesn't have an algorithm: yes it does oh my GOD.#i see people say this so often irt twitter and reddit migration#just because tumblr has a different feed system to facebook/inta/twitter doesn't mean the only things you see are exactly what you want#free of influence or coercion#simplest example is tumblr suggesting users and tags for u to follow. what do you think is informing its suggestions?#how does it know which blogs are similar? it's not by fucking chance#please i know we all clown on what a mess this website is and how poorly it delivers ads but let's not forget that that's a choice they mak#if tumblr wanted to deliver ads in the way other social media sites do they could. but it's part of the image they've created for themselve#hence why they feel they can offer a paid subscription to remove ads that has an off switch so u can still see their weird crazy zany ads#because they know how much we love to clown on their shit ads. they know users will screenshot and share ads if they're weird enough#and they want you to. they're not so incompetent that they can't get us classy ads lol. this is their brand. let's not forget that!#anyway this is all triggered by me sending someone (hi bunni <3) a post of misha collin's sfx make up in gotham knights that popped up as a#recommended post despite me never having watched it or searched for it etc. what triggered that post appearing was me searching/tagging spn#a couple times recently. and of course misha collins and spn are frequently cross tagged. anyway since then i have been bombarded with that#godforsaken show constantly on my dash#sorry to gotham knights enjoyers i get the appeal and i am a dc simp but it's just not for me ig#if u read all this i love u im kissing you sloppystyle and or giving u a firm and warm handshake and or a friendly nod like we're walking#past each other on a beautiful day <3#my post
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