#we're married now

[satans-my-spirit-animal]

*Obey me nightbringer spoilers*

Solomon's birthday call had me crying fr😭

[drunkenkeith]

Me: Gives my starfield character the introvert trait which gives a buff when traveling without a companion

My character: Meets a dilf space cowboy with daddy issues

Me: I have made a mistake

[starlarz]

what ring size is joseph woll asking for a friend

[thaliafrais]

I tried

[cicero-the-assassin]

❤️❔ hnnngg

Send '❤️❔' if you'd be interested in discussing a potential ship between our muses!

((Just a pro tip from me to you- you can't hear his lies if you're sitting on his face.

Or just keep him gagged in your basement.

Either way, of course! You're more than welcome to him! I'm sure he won't complain. :) Ramona is a very lovely woman.))

[brilliancetheory]

[imagine-darksiders]

You have singlehandedly converted me to reader x fanfiction. I now read it almost exclusively. Anyway, marry me.

Omigosh this is so unexpected!

I DO!

[sparklebear11]

Me and Billy are holding hands

[prettiestlovergirl]

mami- I mean- 🤭

oh, look at that, we're in love now <3

planning the wedding rn 🏃‍♀️🎀

[con-clavi-con-jae]

Extremely gay thoughts incoming

So as we all know, I'm a huge fan of the band Diamond Black (yk, the one fronted by Ben Christo, with the really pretty redhead bassist whom I am head over heels in love with (hey Adam pls marry me))

WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME

THAT FREAKING ADAM HART

WHO DOES THE BEAUTIFUL, DOWNRIGHT HEAVENLY BACKUP VOCALS IN THIS SONG

ALSO MADE

AND SANG

THIS FUCKING SONG

UHM??? PLEASE KILL ME?? OR KISS ME???

Get you a man that can do both, and make a shit ton of beautiful artwork while doing so

ANYWAY YEAH, ADAM HART IS A DEMON FROM HELL ITSELF AND ALSO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE (and he's talked to me twice, he's genuinely one of the sweetest people I've had the pleasure of interacting with) GO LISTEN TO DIAMOND BLACK AND STAR SCREAM

[darkbloomvt]

*steals your hand*

Mine now

[aseyaz]

Theme got my legs shaking tbh

im blushing kaia THANK YOUU SMMHDJSJ

[yawansomecheekinlad]

just told the girl in my maths class that's shes the algebra to my algebreasts guys I think I pulled

[mohntilyet]

to do me a great honor (SHE SAID YES!!!!!)

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 16: something youve been bullied for 💥

Im a 2014 onceler fan, its officially been 10 years and im not over him 🥰

[mobius-m-mobius]

#ep 2 but upgrade every parallel 😳