#we're married now

[satans-my-spirit-animal]

*Obey me nightbringer spoilers*

Solomon's birthday call had me crying fr😭

[drunkenkeith]

Me: Gives my starfield character the introvert trait which gives a buff when traveling without a companion

My character: Meets a dilf space cowboy with daddy issues

Me: I have made a mistake

[starlarz]

what ring size is joseph woll asking for a friend

[thaliafrais]

I tried

[cicero-the-assassin]

❤️❔ hnnngg

Send '❤️❔' if you'd be interested in discussing a potential ship between our muses!

((Just a pro tip from me to you- you can't hear his lies if you're sitting on his face.

Or just keep him gagged in your basement.

Either way, of course! You're more than welcome to him! I'm sure he won't complain. :) Ramona is a very lovely woman.))

[brilliancetheory]

[imagine-darksiders]

You have singlehandedly converted me to reader x fanfiction. I now read it almost exclusively. Anyway, marry me.

Omigosh this is so unexpected!

I DO!

[sparklebear11]

Me and Billy are holding hands

[prettiestlovergirl]

mami- I mean- 🤭

oh, look at that, we're in love now <3

planning the wedding rn 🏃‍♀️🎀

[con-clavi-con-jae]

Extremely gay thoughts incoming

So as we all know, I'm a huge fan of the band Diamond Black (yk, the one fronted by Ben Christo, with the really pretty redhead bassist whom I am head over heels in love with (hey Adam pls marry me))

WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME

THAT FREAKING ADAM HART

WHO DOES THE BEAUTIFUL, DOWNRIGHT HEAVENLY BACKUP VOCALS IN THIS SONG

ALSO MADE

AND SANG

THIS FUCKING SONG

UHM??? PLEASE KILL ME?? OR KISS ME???

Get you a man that can do both, and make a shit ton of beautiful artwork while doing so

ANYWAY YEAH, ADAM HART IS A DEMON FROM HELL ITSELF AND ALSO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE (and he's talked to me twice, he's genuinely one of the sweetest people I've had the pleasure of interacting with) GO LISTEN TO DIAMOND BLACK AND STAR SCREAM

[darkbloomvt]

*steals your hand*

Mine now

[aseyaz]

Theme got my legs shaking tbh

im blushing kaia THANK YOUU SMMHDJSJ

[louciferish]

When I met my partner a friend of his had made him a bunch of "business cards" that proclaimed him a professional taxidermist at a place called That's Sew Raven, so he gave me one on one of our first dates.

hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?

a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:

apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.

[yawansomecheekinlad]

just told the girl in my maths class that's shes the algebra to my algebreasts guys I think I pulled

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 16: something youve been bullied for 💥

Im a 2014 onceler fan, its officially been 10 years and im not over him 🥰

[mobius-m-mobius]

#ep 2 but upgrade every parallel 😳