#we're like ughhhhhhhh

[imwritesometimes]

was gonna make spaghetti tomorrow but I just checked and it's supposed to be at least 108° tomorrow fml

[recitedemise]

𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵. That said, when speaking of his paramour with the mention of Mystra, it is not a slight. After all, Mystra, the goddess, wasn't just his lover; she, as she'll remain, controls the Weave.

As a scholar of magic for all his life, Gale is thoroughly enamored with it. He's always had the Weave, casting spells and enchantments for as far as his long memory goes, and there's no power on earth that can pale that devotion. When Gale says Mystra's name, in love, it is never with yearning. When he tells his lover that he forgets his goddess when he stands beside them, he means quite literally that he foregoes his faith. He doesn't mention her like a quality benchmark with which they've somehow surpassed, but to punctuate how wholly he has fallen for them. With a new, honest love, he is turned entirely from Mystra. In fact, so utterly bewitched, he's like a born again man. He isn't besotted by his goddess, held stalwart in her sway and seemingly, abundantly, and frustratingly stubborn. After that disastrous relationship, I promise you, Gale spares not a single thought toward her. She might have control of the Weave, and as such, stands still his only patron deity, but his new, doting lover? They become something of a new religion for him; he is most devoted, taken by, and so loyal to them.

He does not see Mystra. Do not assume he still feels for her.

He's a man of one love, and they will have all of him.

[straykats]

screaming crying throwing up bc online friends are so weird like why cant i hug u guys this is so stupid

[pepper-steam-milkshake]

me and lu debating about 7/11 vs snappy snack shack

[gxtzeizm]

fuck with all each and every commentators talking shit about us especially jamal rn just because of that awful match days ago lollllllll

[lovelornnobodyknows]

fighting against summer by painting my nails wintery colors

[broskiblogs]

oughhhhhhh why do i feel so miserable lately

[uitzinnigmp3]

i'm already soooo pissed off at people setting off fireworks god i'm gonna be such a bitch tonight

[commanderogerss]

I'm ready to cease to exist...

[leatherbookmark]

ssooo my early s2 impression's confirming itself: the show is at its best writing-wise when it's about the crew faffing around and low-stake Events that can be summed up in one sentence. ie, s1 episodes 5-8, they don't have much going on in terms of plot, the premises are basic, so everything that happens feels organic and unhurried. now we have Events and Beats that Need to happen, we have more characters that Need Screentime, and it just... doesn't work as well? the episodes aren't even a little bit longer, like 40 minutes instead of 30, so while in s1 scenes where the characters went "okay, so here's the situation and here's what we're doing!" were fine, in s2 it just feels grating and i kind of feel like the writers have bitten off more than they can chew :/

mannnn ep6 is a bit of a mess tbh? giving off strong It Was Written vibes, not really a fan tbh

[rogerzsteven]

The moment buck realizes what is happening and starts kissing tommy back just ughhhhhhhh i want more

The more I think about it the more it makes me giddy aahhhhhh its real it really happened (also if we're reacting to bi buck like this, i can't imagine how we're gonna act once buddie become canon)

[fandomwe1rd0]

I swear Rickdepedence Spray is such a horrible episode like oh my fucking god. Angry rant about this nightmare episode under the cut! TW for inc*st because well we're talking about this episode

Oh my fucking god this fucking episode is so fucking horrible like oh my god fucking god. I love Rick and Morty but why just so much why!? Like why does the episode exist, DAN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? My major problem with this episode, well my two main problems is Morty's sexualization and the fact that it has WAY TOO MUCH incest like WHY!? Wait that would imply that there is ever the right amount of incest- But yeah there is a LOT a LOT!

Butttt every Rick and Morty episode has positives! And I refuse to not mention the ones in this one! Don't worry there's not a lot! Uhm...I uh...laughed at like...1 of the jokes. Uhm...Beth, Jerry, and Summer were...ok. The President was also okay...they weren't at their best, but they certainly weren't at their worst, so uhm that's...fine. Butttt I REALLY LOVE RICK IN THIS EPISODE LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD :D Yeah him uhhh with a CHUD is weird, but I mean they are sentient and she seems to be of age, so I can't judge. (Also I assume the age-inappropriate thing isn't talking about Princess Poneta being underaged, but talking about Rick being literally 70) BUT HE'S LIKE ACTUALLY NICE TO MORTY IN THE EPISODE! Like I give him WAY too much credit but the "Oh, hello kiddo, how's your Saturday" IS SO FUCKING CUTE LIKE AWWWWW! HIM ACTUALLY BEING NICE TO MORTY WHEN HE GOES IN THE GARAGE AND HIM HOLDING ONTO MORTY PROTECTIVELY THE SECOND THE PLANE STARTS GOING DOWN AWWWW HE LOVES MORTY SO MUCH!

Okay time for me to stop foaming at the mouth over Rick not being a complete ass to Morty and start suffering when I list everything bad about this episode!

Here's a fun drinking game! Take a shot everytime they say "incest"! Like I understand that Morty and Summer didn't DO anything (Thank GOD) But why was the incest baby thing even needed??? Like why??? Who in the writer's room was like "Hey y'know what would be GREAT for this episode?! What if Morty and Summer had a baby!" And everyone else in the writer's room were like "Yeah! What a wonderful idea! Let's bring it up mutiple times because why not?! Besides all the OBVIOUS reasons why not!"

Alsoooo the humor isn't even that good, like I will admit I did laugh at one of the jokes. It was the "He (The sperm monster) had a gun!" I dunno, I found it funny, but the rest of the jokes are incest jokes or sexualizing Morty, incest and sexualizing minors isn't funny. Moving on!

So, the elephant in the room, well the other elephant in the room besides all the incest, all the sexualization of Morty! I mean literally all the episode was started from Morty...uh...ahem...let's just say...enjoying himself with animal equipment. (Gross) I mean it doesn't SHOW anything, but still. ALSO! Later in the episode, it barely covers him uh...ahem...with the animal equipment again! As we hear him...uh...making noises no sane person wants to hear come out of a minors mouth, ik the voice actor is an adult but still, STILL! He's trying to sound like a child, which makes this soooooooo distrubing. Ik it's not supposed to uhhhh make anyone excited, but STILL! Nobody wants to hear that, like that scene is SO awkward like ughhhhhhhh. I hate it

Anyway, that's it! Fuck this episode!

[jrueships]

www(.)instagram(.)com/reel/C9uxo-Vvn86/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA%3D%3D He moved on so fast 😔

im trying so hard to harness all the hatred & betrayal in my heart, but all i can think abt is how Beautiful she is .

UGHHHHHHHH. PLS JOSH. PLS JUST HAVE A HAPPY HAHA JUST KIDDING WE'RE BACK TOGETHER BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN SESH WITH DIGGS LIKE. URE SO CUTE. PLS. YOU ARE THE APPLEJACK TO HIS RARITY. IM GOING TO EXPLODE .

the hairy arms... his perfectly trimmed but still rough n fuzzy face... diggs.. how can u run from this.. im gonna be sick .

can u guys like. Idk. Be a funny outlaw duo who takes from the poor and gives to the rich, and u rob a stagecoach with a beautiful maiden stef in it and all get married or smthing and he joins ur Sillay adventures as part of the Posse, rides his prim n pretty showboat perfectly combed stagecoach Arabian horse into the schemes, and kills people cuntily for no reason like. yall. pls. we cab make this work, i swear. please guys please

hes so cute...

[go-against-fate]

Woww.........

(commentary(? about episode 137)

This episode was uhhhhhh decent. thas all i could say about it 😶

Suho had a moment with curse poison Lloyd. Lloyd goes on about how they could easily threaten the mermaid queen???? And. enslave???? the mermaids??? Im just assuming the story based off of the illustrations because i am not putting all those texts on gtranslate manually 💀

At the end of that monologue, Lloyd offers his hand, inviting Suho to join him in 'saving the people that they love'. Suho hugs Lloyd instead

(this was pretty cute actually so ermmm whatevs)

Suho tells him that 'it's aight man we're smart we can do anything fr'

The internal mind thing ended with Lloyd (not evil now) staring up at the blue sky, grinning

Annndddddd because the curse poison doesnt work on Lloyd, Lloyd proceeds to punch Worthrod to next thursday

Scene then cuts to...... urghhhhhhhhh

ughhhhhhhh

ALICIA.

Alicia......

Alicia. Girlllllllll. As much as i like to see you. THIS IS NOT YOUR TIME TO SHOW UP RN!!!!! GIRLLLLLL GO AWAY!!!!!!!

...........Alicia drops down the tunnel with a superhero landing, her thought as she fell was 'i cant lose that competent servant' im not joking. im going insane and not in a good way

Also Worthrod froze and became an ice statue. Hurrah.

what an anticlimactic way to kill off the antag that you hyped up as being stRongEr thAn JAviEr 😐

But hey. At least the episode ended with Lloyd carrying two of the workers?.. mages? (idk i cant tell) out of the tunnel, with Lloyd looking like hes going to pass out from hypothermia!!!! Hurray!!! He didnt mumble about responsibility though so it left me feeling like 😕

Fuck. And the fact that Alicia is the one that found him looking like that. Ughhh...... UGHHHHHHHHH(

i dont want to think about it. i can feel it in my bones. javier was supposed to be here. ehich means . theyre going to make alicia share mana with lloyd. i dont like it. i hope im wrong. Im praying to God that im WRONG about it.

i rate this episode room temperature water thats been left out for too long out of 10. it hydrated my throat but leaves me with an uncomfortable aftertaste because theres like dusts and a strand of hair in it

[mochalottie]

My thoughts on the RWRB movie trailer because I get feral about this book and am incredibly picky about details

i've been doubting the chemistry between Alex and Henry and the trailer has given me a tiny bit of hope for what we might get. their smiles, their little looks, the sex scenes (because it will be rated r so no fade to black scenes babes). they work, but it's not quite how I imagined it.

Uma's accent is actually pretty cool. being irish/british i read everything in my head without an accent, so hearing Ellen's 'voice' so to speak is really cool! but if she doesn't give Alex her patented powerpoint presentations i'm going to be upset.

the little look Alex does whilst waiting in line? it's so adorable/such a little shit mood it made me awe a little bit. but the 'how's it going?' with Henry just walking off? that put me off a little. just a tiny bit.

the music works i guess? i mean generic classical music is always going to either be Vivaldi or Handle and it's only the trailer, but i hope they actually get good music.

cakegate is going to be so fucking funny. i can already tell. they got that bit right.

i'm a sucker for small details. but the way that Henry actually turns up for the 'best friend meeting' in the book is so specific. the prince riding up on a horse fresh from a ride through the fields. it's like colin firth in pride and prejudice that's literally how i picture it every time i read it. to replace it with him in a suit driving an admittedly very nice car? with Alex wearing fucking jeans and not his iconic chinos? seriously? also is that shaan??? they haven't gotten rid of him thank god.

the 'my nda's bigger than yours' again is fine?? as a quip?? but the thing about Alex wearing lifts is a good poke at the height differences.

'the sun shine's out his ass and you have a vitamin d defficiancy' YES ZAHRA!!!! the first good quip that had me grinning.

THE CORNETTO SCENE!!! in the wrong clothing again because they're meant to be in cosy relaxing clothes but STILL!!!

HOSPITAL SCENE!!!!! HOSPITAL SCENE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Henry looks like he's in physical pain at the party, and also Alex's suit no ew where's June when you need her. oh yeah. not here. that's why the costumes are all off XDD

the first kiss scene is perfect. word for word i can't wait to squeal and cry and shriek the roof down.

yes we're getting the karaoke scene. but it won't be with their iconic kimonos. brb gonna go sob for the loss of hoe dameron and prince buttercup.

POLO!!!

yes to Zahra and the closet scene. no to 'Brexit your head from your body' that's just...giving me the heebie jeebies for some reason. yes to 'your royal highness' XD

feel forever about him ughhhhhhhh lemme just sob for a sec

DAVID!!!! <33333 and Prince Henry belongs to England TTTT__TTTT

also I know they probably changed the queen to a king because it would have been in poor taste but now that charles is king that shot is giving off vibes of recent times that are just not good. they should've kept it as a queen and made her look completely different.

We're getting the rain scene!!!!!!! and the lake!!!!!!!!!!!

the ass grabbing? yes it's a very Alex move but mate there's people right behind you

okay but truthfully? seriously? i love this fucking book. i know to most readers it's a silly little romcom with some politics on the side. and that's what we should expect from the film. but to me? this is my favourite fucking book of all time. it was the one that if I became a film director or producer i would have adored to produce. both henry and alex are my comfort gays, but in ways that not many people realise or connect with.

alex realises he's bi in the book. i realised i was bi a few days before reading the book. everything he goes through i related to hard. and having that, that connection to someone who isn't real but very much could be was a godsend through a period of a lot of confusion.

henry lost his dad to pancreatic cancer a few years before the book. i lost my dad to a brain tumour when i was eleven. it will be ten years this year, and the movie comes out a week before his anniversary. that passage where Bea so beatifully describes his grief, the one that begins with 'it happens when you're young' made me sob so much because that's exactly what it feels like. i relate to these characters, i love their little quirks and details. and it's a bit disappointing the changes that have happened as it's adapted to film.

and i know it can't be directly faithful, that there are some things you can't fit in because you have a certain runtime. i know also that the executive producers and companies have a say in how it goes. but there were better ways to change it, better ways to do it rather than handing it over to a streaming service.

this book is so important to me, so i hope at least that when the film does come out on the 11th of August that i will at least kind of enjoy it. i know it won't be what i wished it would be, but at least it's being made.

and who knows, maybe no one will touch boyfriend material and i could make that instead XD

[beesays]

YES, 100% Feyre’s shoe throwing is unmatched feral behavior. Truly a peak feysand moment that I will do my best to recreate for you 🤞

I am also a Chapter 48 truther!! The evasion!! The longing!! Ugh, this might be my sign it’s time for a reread…

I have a few either/or questions for you if you’re up to answer them! These get at more of the specifics of what you’d like in your fic so I can make it perfect for you 💕

Holiday themed or nah?

Canon or AU? (And do you any preferred or any hated AUs?)

Plot or PWP?

Fluff or angst?

Prick (affectionate) or Prick (derogatory)?

Established relationship (+Nyx?) or watching them fall in love?

If there’s anything else that comes to mind about favorite tropes or side pairings, I’d love to hear it! But if not, until next time 💕

- Your Holiday Honey 🍯

Okay but why were these so hard to choose between? Hahaha!

A Holiday theme would be cute but if it doesn't fit don't worry about it!

I loooooveeee AU's! I am a sucker for a Modern AU but historical AU's are also fun. I don't think I've met an AU I didn't like.

Plot ❤️

Ughhhhhhhh Fluff? Fluff.

Prick (derogatory)

And watching them fall in love

As for favorite tropes: forced proximity, idiots to lovers and second chance romance always hit for me.

As a multi shipper I am happy with all the side pairings but I'm pretty partial to Azris if we're being honest lol.

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