#we're getting silly with it today lmao

[whateven333]

Kai:

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Bonnie:

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Bonnie referring to Kai's neck in this scene:

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Kai trying to convince Bonnie that he can Feel Emotions now:

(More tweets that reminded me of them <3

BK gifs not mine credit to owners)

[shima-draws]

Sorry for the lack of art btw AGHH idk if I've talked about it already but my roommate's girlfriend is moving in with us in May, and yeah that's two months away but my other roommate has been hit hard with the spring cleaning fever so he's already like. Been prepping to move stuff around in our apartment. We're all kind of rotating and switching places so I'll actually be moving my bedroom and everything downstairs and my roommate and his girlfriend will be living upstairs (where I currently live). Anyway yesterday we spent four hours relocating all our office and living room furniture. So right now my computer desk is buried in all my decorations and stuff lmao so I'm gonna try to get that cleaned up and organized when I get home tonight...and hopefully work on some art >:"D

[roaringheat]

cant believe im saying this but thank god for coworkers

[volivolition]

reading Kim's Disco Inferno and i absolutely needed to read this fic earlier than im reading it right now. this is so fucking interesting.

[ieetbeez]

Small Rant About RE

Hello gang... This has been on my mind for awhile. Today we're talking about Resident Evil and particularly Leon stans. Now I'm gonna come out and say I am one of them! I love that silly little blonde man and he's like number 1 on my favorite capcom white boy tier list next to Cody from Final Fight/SF.

tw: mentions of rape, pedophilia, incest, abuse, and my opinion

Let me make it clear, I'm not kink shaming, I'm not advocating for censorship. Art and literature shouldn't be censored. Sex is cool. Kink is cool (when safe and consensual).

I'm gonna be one of those fans real quick and say, I've been an RE fan since I was like 7. That doesn't really mean much since I can't drink legally but I've been in love with Leon since elementary school. I watched my Dad and brother play RE6 co-op and man... Aka I've been in the fandom for a fat minute. Before the RE2 remake came out I'd see the occasional Dead Dove fic but that's whatever. But I have never seen this much dark romance about Leon of all people!

Like. Call it the T-Virus the way it's everywhere I swear I can't scroll down the damn tag without getting hit with a sexual crime. And let me say, I'm not new to fandom culture. I take don't like don't read to heart (I'm super picky LMAO). And I understand that, that's just how big fandoms are, more people, more bad eggs. I'm sure the majority of y'all are sweet people.

BUT I feel like I shouldn't have to say that romanticizing things like pedophilia, rape, abuse, and incest is disgusting in the big year 2025 but here we are. Honestly, I feel this way about a lot of the fics of other fandoms I'm in. I feel crazy seeing it everywhere and it makes me feel like some sort of sexual puritan. Am I insane for wanting freaky smut and not ...freaky smut??

There for sure is a bigger conversation here about how easily accessible porn is and how quick people to fall into these pipelines. Or how booktok caused a rise in the normalization of dark romance troupes and just pure porn writing (I still hate icebreaker). Or how quick form constant content is slowly leaking it's way into everything. But we’d be here for forever…

And like, it's just completely out of character?? Like if you're gonna write about that can it at least be in character? Wesker fits the dark romance thing LEAGUES better. But LEON?? THE POLICE OFFICER?? Did you even watch a walkthrough? Leon is a sweet upstanding guy with lots of trauma, that is the last thing he'd do to ANYONE! Not saying fics have to be completely accurate all the time but there's literally nothing fun about "Omg what if Leon RAPED you!?" HES NOT THE EVIL RESIDENT HERE GUYS! At some point it's not even about Leon (or whoever the fic is about) anymore, it's just someone wanting to share their sexual fantasies online.

These topics are almost never written with any care and are insanely insensitive to the survivors of these acts. I don't know, sexual crimes are literally some of the most deplorable acts of hatred and depravity someone can do onto another person. I can't imagine getting off to the suffering of others (in a heinous crime way not BDSM way) (BDSM is cool). Have some fucking empathy and stop thinking with your goon wad guys <3

Like at least take it to AO3 so that I can filter it out or smth...

Edit: I just woke up and remembered what else I was gonna say.

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their fictional characters. Another thing I don’t like are the Gooner mods for the games. Like they’re fun every once in a while and like if it’s a capcom game you have to expect it. At some point though, it just stops being sexy and feels gross or uncomfortable.

Idk maybe I’m in the minority here but there has never been a single time where I was playing any RE game and thought to myself, “man… I wish I could see Leon’s end rod whipping in the wind rn…” Obviously, I wanna see that man oiled up butt booty naked doing jumping jacks like as most normal people do but… zawg…

That’s also like an actual person?? At least for the remakes. Maybe this just isn’t my dove to eat but the treat Leon like some sort doll. I know it’s kinda weak to be like this for a fictional person but yeah </3

[shujigutz]

is hanma a good daddy to his kids or not. Bc I can see him falling into the abusive parent role but he’s also just a chill guy 😢

!! warning :: death mentions, profanity, could be ooc cuz im projecting, just hanma idk

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; hanma is a good father. IF he tries. his ass could NOT be a dad (cuz he's a mom, he's the one that got pregnant /j)

; he's the type to take very silly pictures of your kids, maybe send it to you when you're away like "lmao yn look at this 🤣🤣" and it's just a pic of his camera an inch away from your child's face in 0.5x

; will have lighthearted but funny banters with your kids, doesn't matter if they're young or not, he's a clown himself and he would clown with his kids too

; i feel as though hanma is, in a way, emotionally constipated. he has a lot to say but he doesn't know where to start. that's why he looks very distant at times and even uninterested, but really he does give a fuck.

; like doesn't he hate everyone. one can say it's arrogance, i'd say he's a hateful piece of shit /lh

; but ANYWAYYY. i don't see hanma being one to want many kids depending on the timeline. if it's the good timeline, he'd be happy enough to have two kids with you, he wants to raise them with you because he loves you and he wants to see maybe, just maybe, a duplicate of him but only if back then he was raised differently.

; i think if he does raise them well and one day they just.. look like him, a part of him somewhat heals. it softens and soothes him, even though perhaps he's going to mourn what he could've been. but if he were like that, he probably would've never met you lol.

; other timelines however.. only child or none. hanma doesn't like putting his loved ones at risk, he knows that he's living on the edge, perhaps live today but die tomorrow, so why risk it all even if he really wants to create a family with you? he loves you, he does, but he'd rather put a bullet through his own skull than one day witness it go through his kid's, or yours, instead.

; not just that, he also doesn't want to burden you significantly if one day he gets killed on a mission. as much as he loves to have little rascals wearing both you and him out, it's only fun when he's also in it, he doesn't want to one day leave it all to you and let you carry it on your shoulders alone. i like to think that hanma's the type of guy to prefer it to happen to him than to someone he loves, HES NOT A NONCHALANT MF. THAT MAN IS NOT GONNA SURVIVE THE IDGAF WARRR

; as very chalant as he can be, he is also blunt about it. he says it as it is, he doesn't sugar coat, why would he when it's a serious matter? even if it wasn't, he wouldn't do it either because beating around the bush gives him an itch on the ass 😇

; in conclusion, he leans towards a considerate, calculative father. so an okay one, 6/10, would be a good friend to his kids actually once they've matured and reached an age where he and they can relate on such topics.

; if u disagree i won't listen cuz we're talking abt a MAN here, hanma as a MAN, A MAAAAANNN, HES A MANNN 💯💯💯

[whoops-all-jennas]

Kid Named Finger - j.o.

Jenna Ortega x fem!reader

y/n: "50 cheese?! 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀"

Jenna: "If you don't shut up right now."

Summary: Jenna Ortega is showing you Breaking Bad for the first time and you keep annoying her whenever the memes show up.

a/n: super short, but silly fic for you guys :)

I crawl under the blanket, my skin soon touching Jenna's as she holds me. Despite me being taller than her, she loves being the big spoon.

Jenna introduced me to Breaking Bad recently, and I think she's starting to get annoyed at me quoting the memes as they show up.

Jenna kisses the back of my head. "Ready?"

I nod, causing Jenna to reach over me for the remote instead of asking me to grab it.

We're watching the screen, neither of us making a noise. A car pulls up in front of Jesse's house, revealing a new character. He was a bald older man, but I recognized him.

I point to the screen. "It's kid named finger." I say with a gasp.

"You did not just say that." Jenna says with a fake annoyed tone.

I pause the show before I turn around to face her with a serious expression on my face. I start to speak, trying to do an impression of the character on screen. "Waltuh, put your di-"

Jenna puts a hand over my mouth, interrupting me. "Oh my God shut up." She says teasingly.

I feel a mischievous smile creep up on my face before I lick her hand. She quickly pulls her arm away. "Ew! Y/n!" She shouts before rubbing her hand on my face.

She accidentally pushes too hard, causing me to fall off the bed. The thunk of my body hitting the floor echos on the walls of our room. "Y/n are you okay?!" She peers over the bed to find my figure laid barren on the floor.

I turn to face towards the ceiling, meeting Jenna's gaze with my serious one. A smile tempting to form at the corners of my lips as I do the same impression as before. "Put your dick away waltuh."

She looks at me with an unamused look, clicking her tongue before speaking. "Right, get back up here."

She grabs my arm, pulling me back onto the bed.

More episodes passed, his name never getting revealed. I only refer to him as 'kid named finger', and it's clear that Jenna is unamused. I can't resist annoying her.

It has now been thirteen episodes since his character was introduced, still no name. We watch as he enters Sauls office, Saul is laying on the ground in some sort of massage thingie. In the dialogue, Saul refers to him as Mike. Finally giving him a name.

I turn to Jenna again, my mouth agape. "Kid named finger's name is Mike?!"

She gives me another unamused look for a moment. "Yes, his name is Mike." She says flatly.

I turn back around before murmuring to myself. "Alright class, today we're going to finger paint." A smile creeping onto my face. "Kid named finger."

I feel a sudden pressure on my back as Jenna pushes me off the bed again.

a/n: hey guys! I've been procrastinating on writing because I just finished breaking bad and el camino with my partner and it's the only thing on my mind, so this is what you get :p

I'll get back to writing 'past lives' and 'look who's inside again pt 2' soon I promise lmao

[ofswordsandpens]

just finished episode 6…. truly don’t know how to feel about these changes. would love to know your thoughts bc i’m just kinda baffled by some changes tbh

Mixed feelings as always:

Percy's dream slapped. I loved Kronos's actor. It felt perfectly eery. No notes.

No percabeth late night convo on the truck. This doesn't surprise me given we sort of did that on the train already, but now there's just another iconic book moment that we'll get bits and pieces of, but never actually get to see in its entirety/original setting.

I did vibe with the glass prism tool for the iris message and it was pretty cool. The Percy + Annabeth argument was great but I'm gonna be honest, Luke being like "you're arguing like an old married couple" was laying it on a tad thick to me idk idk. I know I'll probably be in the minority there lol but I think it would have liked the line better if Percy and Annabeth got more embarrassed to his statement but they both reacted to it like :/ so it just felt heavy handed on the show runners part more than anything

Lotus Hotel vibes? Lackluster. Uninspired. It just didn't capture that outrageous paradise for kids feeling from the book because they turned it into Hermes' hangout so there's a whole bunch more adults than kids. Basically felt like if you took the movie's version and turned down the energy of it by a mile lmao. (Which is also ironic given RR's post about it today).

And of course the kids immediately know what's happening so like. No fun mystery. No Percy figuring it out. Just them being like "omg we need to be careful" and then immediately separating from Grover lmao.

Okay. LMM's Hermes.... it wasn't bad. Thankfully there was no singing. He was fine. It's more or less that turning the Lotus story line into a Hermes' storyline was like an "okay, I guess we're doing this" thing. I mean I guess we finally introduced something for the non-book reader's to pick up on that Luke might not have the best relationship with his dad (and consequently the gods). But like, nothing about this storyline is something that isn't introduced later on in the books. Nor was it better or more interesting than the original lotus storyline in the books.

Again, its the constant replacement of everything fun and silly and absurd in the book and turning it into a very serious moment, is just like, killing the energy. Seriousness is good. Silliness is also good. The book balanced it greatly. The show struggles here.

Glad we got a Pan mention tho!! Finally!

But um 4 pearls, so no dilemma about who to save. A part of me is relieved because the show's created like 3 other sacrifice convo scenarios so its gotten bit reductive, but Sally being a part of the equation is an entirely different dynamic and now that dilemma is theoretically gone. (unless he loses one of the pearls?)

And Percy's missed the deadline?? Right?? So like? I really don't know what we're doing anymore. In the book the deadline was pretty strict lol. Here I guess the deadline was like, a loose suggestion? Percy's walking into the middle of the god's battle field with master bolt in his hand? Idk.

Overall things in the show feel messy and way less cohesive. They seem to know that certain things from the book are important but not necessarily why, or they'll introduce events or plot points strangely late or way too early.

[soupbabe]

Hey! So recently I was thinking back to the cannibal! reader with stu, and I was wondering if you can do that with the Sinclair siblings (separate ofc) with an s/o that’s a cannibal

The Sinclair Brothers with a Cannibal! S/o

Tbh cannibal reader is one of my fav kinds of reader to write <3 Honestly, these aren't the most romantic headcanons around, they're silly at most 😅

Warning: mentions and talk of blood and guts I guess lmao, the title is enough warning

Bo Sinclair

- Okay yeah Bo isn't known for his moral compass but I know that you were able to freak him out

- Today was rough, he's been chasing and going after a victim that he was sure slipped through his fingertips So to make him feel better you made him some chilli, not quite telling him what was in it yet

- He'd air out his grievances with his failure and you reassure him that you caught them for him...just to tell him that you're eating them right now.

- His eyes go wide as he spits out his food, he's more mad that you didn't tell him what's in his food than the actual act

- After Bo's initial shock calms down, he'll pull you close and kiss your forehead, telling you that you did a good job hunting and am even better job at cooking <3

- though if we're being honest it still traumatized him just a lil bit. From now on, everytime you serve him something with meat, he's side eyeing it and poking it around to make sure it wasn't someone he thought Vincent nabbed first

Vincent Sinclair

- I do think that you and Vincent would argue time to time just because of how protective he can be around the bodies

- He can't afford a body part to go missing for his sculptures, his brothers can't count on their hands the amount of times Vincent has nagged them for damaging the victims so severely

- Ignore that he has canonically decapitated a guy with no issue shh

- So there's a new rule for the two of you: first come first serve. Whoever captures and kills first gets to keep it.

- Honestly it's like a fun little game between you two, something to bond over

- Though I'd imagine there are moments where Vincent is sweet on you and tries to harvest some meat for you, sew his victims back up, and use them like they're good as new <3

Lester Sinclair

- I think he surprises himself with how calm he is when he sees you eating out of the not-100%-roadkill pile when you first meet. He knows what you're eating isn't deer or squirrel

- Sure, it's not something he'd ever think he'd ever see, he's keeping a knife close as he gets closer and takes you in

- I can't explain it but it's not that Lester is accepting and no judgemental of your diet, it's more that he's learned over the years to just not question things and to roll with the punches

- He likes to keep his s/o satisfied, he wants to make sure you at least eat your food safely and healthily

- So he hatches a plan to lurk outside Ambrose, wait for those who get to escape the twins, only for them to get "accidentally" ran over.

- Lester is such a sweetheart and is willing to wait all night for escapes and maybe a hitchhiker if he's desperate. He's always making sure that you're gonna be fed and stocked up for the next week <3

[alastair-1205]

Seson 3 pt 1 live reactions (mostly just for me to look at later lol)

Episode 1:

- this is just chemical warfare at this point

- Kai Nya and Wyld are amazing as ever

- oh I'm already sad

- yea Wus totally dead rip

- GHOST COLE MENTION IN 2025 WE STAY WINNING

- Omg yea Frak would have very weird training rituals huh.

- sora my social blunder queen she's so fucking oblivious I love her

- i love their banter already

- Frak is so fucking funny omg

- RELAX ZANE

- Oh stfu Zane u know it's funny

- did u really not account for how chaotic an explosion is?

- hehe rock prison

- yea I'm with Kai here lmao

- where Did they get vengestone??

- so that's probably not Arins mom but the hairpiece is the same. They gotta stop doing that.

- I LOVE WYLD. Ngl I thought that would work

- Omg did Jay make this???

- ooh shiny. One of the blades. How tf did it get there??

- Oh shit the grapple

- ngl I think this is the first time we've heard Jay's full name in a very long time lol

- Lmao Wyld

- Ha Nyas a simp

- YEA NYA

- them lightning tides are out for blood

- THE FORBIDDEN 5

- Damn the lighting is nice

- Omfg they fucking dead!!!

Episode 2

- doggy!

- ARIN! AND HIS COOL OUTFIT

- theyre gonna fucking die aren't they.

- I fucking love Arinnnnnn. I'm already so attached to this little family

- OH GOD ARIN NO I DONT TRUST THAT LOOK FUCK

- hes gonna burn that toy

- oh thank God they lived lmao

- hey Ras

- LMAO Ras is so fucking silly

- not Arin eating Ras' food lol

- i already love theyre dynamic omg

- he still has the same issues he did which is very interesting

- Arin :(

- Zane u can just give yourself a middle name bro

- GOOD QUESTION FRAK I WANNA KNOW TOO

- MORRO FORESHADOWING. Anyway

- flashlight Lloyd

- The father daughter duo i love them so much <3

- did he ever live in the sewers I wonder?

- I love how sora is annoyed with every new person she meets ever. Fucking mood lol

- i fucking love Lloyd and his gaggle of teenagers

- was she claustrphobic before??

- I don't think thats a good idea Frak

- u jinxed it Lloyd congrats

- love Wyld and Kai <3

- ROBYYYYY THEYRE SO CRINGE I ADORE THEM <3

- Aw Kai is so happy for her. He's also so fucking nosy lmao love him

- WHERE TF???

- Why Tyr kinda- his voice is lowkey very hot

- Dragon Lloyd mention?? Plz??? For me???

- OMG ONI MENTION WE STAY WINNING AGAIN

- Omg yea ofc Frak knows too. He was there for that attack probably even if he was really little. Or his parents told him about it

- omg we're being fucking fed today I'm so happy

- Frak ur master is part Oni

- so true sora. I miss Mystake :(

- LMAO DRAGON RACISM

- Oh hell nah-

- JAY??? MY BOY?

- Frak is just like me fr honestly

- oh the cyclops can talk

- DRAGON LLOYD? IS THERE HOPE?

- Also that flip was badass

- YEP THATS JAY

- LMAOOOOOOOOO I love powerlid actually

- dann smart Frak. Oh nevermind.

- i love how everything being new to the team is what keeps doing them in this series. Normally they'd be way better at this lol but cyclops are very new

- omg i love Lloyd letting her do her thing

- damn ok. No Jay yet he just wanted the cup lol. Bounty hunter my beloved

- SERPENT-SPLAIN IS CRAZZZYYYYY.

- Frak is learning stakes lol

- aw bonding. I love them being buddies

- I love Arin sm

- see now where tf is that?

- Unrelated thing but I find it very interesting how the next ninja have often been criticized of "sloppy form". We know the og ninja are good fighters so you think they'd be able to teach their students the proper foundations right? But I realized that most times they learned a new technique it was through tiral by fire. Maybw they do all have bad form cuz they never learned the proper foundations of most things. Or maybe they just don't know how to teach it cuz thats never how they learned.

Episode 3

- Arin has never been less clear headed bro

- AW THE PICTURE

- oh he really is getting better

- you don't fucking say Ras

- I LOVE ARIN VOUCHING FOR THEM OMG HE STILL HAS HIS PRINCIPLES

- Ras ngl where tf did u even live. But yea I can see him having a grudge about this that tracks

- OH ARIN HATING WU IS SO INTERESTING ACTUALLY OMG

- Ras' va had some fucking bills to pay damn

- ngl I think Ras might die at some point

- WDYM BY THAT RAS

- Oooh new suits

- HAHA ngl id be kinda mad if this works

- ED AND EDNA MENTION

- I love Kai having faith in this very integral part of Jay's personality lmao. Like i think video games is the first thing he learned about him. It's silly but also kinda sweet honestly. And they're also out of options so-

- Lmao I fucking love Kai sm

- WHERES HE BEEN HIDING THAT SHIT?? UP HIS ASS??

- Shiny blade

- Morro mention? Plz?

- Lobo where do u get the funds for all of this man? Who are u scamming?

- Wylds about to become a fucking iPad kid lol

- oh this is so eire I love the vibes

- bros got truama response reflexes

- MORROOOOOOO MY BOY

- im sad the ghost arm was just in the Lego sets lol. Im still keeping it when I draw it tho

- Wyld u menace

- AW WAIT THATS SO SWEET :(((((((

- Back to ghost town!

- "yea no shit I'm dead look at me"

- how is bro even here i thought he was like peacefully passed on like a normal person

- i love how Morro is so deadset on just protecting this random kid he met

- DID U AT LEAST KISS THE BRIK BEFORE THROWING IT AT MY FUCKING FACE DOC

- LMAO FUGIDOVE

- WAIT SO HES BEEN STUCK HERE. ALONE. THIS WHOLE TIME??????

- imagine if Harumi didn't rvive garmadon. Sensei Garm would probably have been there too.

- Morro would see peace as eternal rest. I'm gonna fucking cry let this man sleep.

- HES MAKING UP FOR HIS MISTAKES MAN :(((((((( HES LITERALLY LIKE A NICE GRIM REAPER

- Aw Jay's an eternal nerd

- COMPLICATED IS A WORD FOR IT

- HIS BIGGEST REGRET bro I'm not ok.

- Wait til Arin finds out he's talking about Wu lmao

- aw theyre just glad hes alive

- THEY BETTER NOT KILL MORRO. IDC IF HES DEAD ILL BE SO SAD

- Morro was too stunned to speak

- MORROS FACE

- "HE WAS RIGHT" IM KILLING MYSELF BRB

- Hes so certain lmao. But hes also right it seems which is. Odd.

- HES A HEROS IM GONNA CRY

- oh hi F5

- ah. The Scene.

- Chaos isn't that meticulous.

- BIG ROCK

- Oh that makes more sense lmao

- oh damn!

- ofc Riyu can feel it

- I hope Lloyd and the gang meet Morro. I love Morro <3

Episode 4

- you would say white blue and pink Sora <3

- aww Lego fireflies

- aww Sora

- Zane <3

- ngl I forgot he was off on his own

- weird birds are always good with Zane

- STFU ZANE DONT LET THEM KILL UR WHIMSY UR BETTER THAN THIS

- Another temple!

- RAPTON LMAO

- he gets more fruity whit each season

- ANOTHER EGG?

- THE TOASTER LMAO. Is that gonna be the new teapot lol

- Who tf put them in there tho???

- PIXAL

- AWWEWEEE THE MUSIC CUE AND EVERYTHING

- Ooooooh i love the throwing star as a marker like that

- JAY. MY BELOVED BOUNTY HUNTER

- I kinda love his robot voice

- HES SO FUCKING COOL

- OH SHE MISSED SO MUCH

- BRO JUST GIVE US A COMCRETE NUMBER OF YEARS

- aw wait I forgot Pix and Wu had a special bind oh she's gonna be so sad when that kicks in

- wait are all their tornadoes like that now? Is it the blades then?

- Zane and his impressions lol

- awwwwwe

- FUCK OFF RAPTON LET THEM MAKEOUT

- YHEY LOVE EACH OTHER <3

- Jay?

- nope. Worse.

- i love her bright bug eyes

- they should kill rapton <3 for dramatic effect

- WHY WOULD U TELL HIM THAT ZANE

- GET HIS ASS PIX

- "for now" Absplute queen I've missed her so much

- oh that guy's dead.

- ooh smart

- aw she sounds so fond

- he has got to stop doing that-

- Oh don't play the self sacrifice music at me he's fiiiiine. Probably.

- STFU RAPTON.

- that 2 ppl who are seriously injured now.

- the fish ppl!

- wtf was that even doing there??

- Rox is so hot-

Episode 5

- 2 chains down 3 to go

- Roby!!

- i love how hes actually doing the goal he said he was gonna

- aw hes lonely

- HIS NAME IS HERMES

- Ayyye Geos getting that money good for him

- oh no.

- ph hey he remembered

- HERMES NO

- Oh thats actually such a smart idea of Roby

- OMFG HE FUCKING DEAD

- oh hey Ras is alive

- i love Arin being mad lol

- the fuck-?

- looks like smth Jay would make tbh

- same Arin same.

- THE SPECTRAL LANDS. PLZZZZZZZZ

- MORRO COME BACK I MISS HIM ALREADY

- RIYU I LOVE U THABK YOU

- Why is he talking to me?

- YEA BEAT HIS ASS PIX

- Hes fiiiiiine Pix dw he bounces back

- How are these 3 still here lmao?

- Roby:(

- booooo Ras ur no fun

- OH SHIT HE MIGHT NOT HAVE HIS PRINCIPLES FOREVER

- no Morro rip

- Oh Frak might get his ass beat soon

- i wonder if Lloyd could get hurt by the dragon curse

- ooooh they can sense it

- her not knowing the name is so funny lol

- ooooooh fun details

- HES FUCKED UP

- Oh hey he knows the source dragons are real now

- ROBY :(((((

- Llpyd can probably heal him right? RIGHT?

- I forgot she still can't do spinjtizu lol

- He used the thing!!

- i love when Lloyd seems to be having fun in these fights

- LLOYD AND PIX

- Oh hey he's good now lol

- KICK HIS ASS PIX

- LMAO LOVE SORA

- I need the F5 to murder somone

- THE CONNECTIONS AR CONNECTING

- STEP ON ME LIKE THAT ROX- sorry

- Yoooooooo Arakore!!

- oh no. Arin.

- Oh Ras actually looks sad here. If he's not lying then I belive it too

- Arin :(((((

- oh this isn't good. Ras u bitch.

- although I kinda sympathize with it fuuuuuck

Episode 6

- JAY

- Ah. Zeatrix. I think?

- Beatrix then maybe

- nope Z

- ARAKORE!!

- DARETH. THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND.

- i love how the more we learn about the Djinn the more we realize Nadakahn was just a massive dick and also weird

- ruuun bitch

- Hes A bit busy bro lmao

- lmao the siblings ever

- P is not that far down in the alphabet Kai

- wonder if that arc dragon sword will come into play this season. Or the next half of it cuz it's definitely not this one

- bro where tf is Cole man? And Geo.

- Oh thats not good.

- RUN BITCH

- Hes literally right there

- ooooh thats so smart.

- WHAT?

- OHHH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THEYRE THE ONLY ONES HES MET

- oh those water effects are gorgeous

- poor Arin man

- OH SHIT

- And Arin knows where one is...

- oooh that's why

- Nyas tornado is still normal

- lmao and lot of talking during this fight scene. It's actually working really well tbh

- djinnjago does look really pretty

- AH DAMN

- LMAO LOVE SORA

- Ofc she woshed for lightning

- he speaks dragon lol??

- I bet this is kinda healing for Nya lol. If she still had any wish related anxiety I imagine this helped lol

- I love Nyas dynamic with all the younger ninja but especially Sora

- ah damn. Bro got boxed.

- that blade did not look like that before

- lmao that's so petty

- i take it back Nya is not having a good time anymore

- i thought Arrakore would get crushed for a sec lol

- Arrakore needs to get better at hide and seek

- GET HER ASS NYA

- Rip Sora.

- I LOVE SORA LOL

- Not Nya having to pull the Adult Voice that's so fucking funny

- Yea it'll be better cuz the prince won't be a massive asshole lol

- i also love the catch phrase

- rip Lloyds back. Kais

- hell yea more bounty hunter Jay then

- ARIN

- Oh hey Jay. They definitely should have seen his ass lol

Episode 7

- one more chain down

- i love thos dragons voice

- AWEWWWWWEW I LOVE THEMMMMM

- oh no Wyld :(

- PIX AND NYA!!!!

- Ninjago i am begging u to let Zane be normal

- thats actually a good idea Kai

- tbf it did only break off Lloyds fucking chest so...

- ROBY AND HERMES :(((((((

- Oh I know my girl fucking hates this

- I mean it's not a horrible idea tbh

- I love her lmao she's so determined

- OH SHIT THATS HOW HE KNOWS. That actually tracks so well lol

- ok so they're definitely alive then if they're gonna cut Arin off like that BOOOOOO

- Oh hi Jay lol

- i love Arin lol

- OH HES SO BADASS

- The drone will do no such thing

- i adore how all his weapons are lightning based

- HE CAN DO IT CONSOSTANTLY OMG

- Rip Arin I guess damn-

- Ras looks so unbothered lmao

- aww my whimsical boy

- ITTY BOTTY BABY PRINCESS DRAGON SHE IS 3 APPLES TALL

- Oh hes gonna have identity issues about being a hero lol

- yea i don't think theyd like Ras very much lol

- shiny?

- oh Jay's thingy

- I LOVE THAT HE JUST TOOK IT LOL

- Social anxiety is about to get Arin eaten

- theyre doing this for fun i stg. Yall do not need to be so extra lol. I love them

- Zane just kiss ur wife omg this is painful

- they're sooooo cooked

- ngl I feel like leaving Wyld to her own devices may not have been the smartest idea lmao she's very impulsive

- oh thats was easy nice!

- OH SHIT. OK THEN DAMN

- OH. Add that to the list of canonically tortured characters holy fuck-

- oh Arin is burning every bridge for this asshole. He's so fucking manipulative I hate him <3

- WHY WOULDNT U PLAY DUMB BRO

- yea he is a wretch get his ass

- damn im so fucking intrigued

- THANK U FOR NOT FIGHTING THEM ARIN LOL

- I think they just didn't follow- OH NO THEY DID

- I love how often Ras is forced to agree with Arin cuz hes physically incapacitated in some way lol

- I love how Arin is constantly annoyed with this guy and pushes back all the time

- that stew isn't gonna do shit is it :(

- yea :(

- give it the Hermes maybe?

- THE NINJA WANY U BACK BRO

- Oh hey! This is about to be sad isn't it!

Episode 8

- OH THE EP DESCRIPTION IM PREPARED TO CRY

- Omg early post merge days

- BABY SORA

- Omg is that Arins shitty haircut on the poster

- poor truamatized kid :(

- do Rox and Soras mom have the same VA? Or am I crazy

- wtf were they doing??

- bro is now really the time to be racist bestie?

- yea that seems about right lol nobody would give a shit without reason.

- aye nice reflexes Arin

-ALSO BABY ARIN HE WAS SO SWEET

- flashback over for now

- lmao everyone's got smth to say about Zane

- oh they all got the new suits too now

- ngl Lloyd idk how u thought Arin was being held against his will here lol

- i find the specific use of titles really interesting. He never calls Ras his master only his teacher

- ngl j thought we knew this but sure

- oh this episode is really short damn

- SHE STILL HAS BOTH ARMS HERE BET

- She's so silly I love hwr

- baby Arin again

- theyre so little :(((((((

- oh wait no she is missing the arm I'm just blind?

- canonically flame resistant gi nice

- Fraks about to throw fucking haaands

- OH HES MAD ABOUT IT GO OFF KAI

- I think the mountain dragons are mad still

- OH FRAK IS MADDDD

- Oh shit

- lmao Kai

- oop he got yoinked lmaooooo

- Sora gonna get kidnapped for her lack of street smarts lol

- THE MINES LMAO

- Girl yell!??!

- i love Jay sm

- ooh bug man

- i think Zane may figure out who it is

- THIS GUYS BUGS!

- Lmao I love Frak

- oh thats so gross I fucking hates bugs

- Lloyd u had 1 job

- yea get it baby Arin!

- kitty!

- THEYRE STILL SO LITTLEEEE

- Lightning stick!

- omg shut the fuck up Ras

- i love Arin stealing all of Jays shit lmao

- Jay's gonna kick this kids ass bro

- bros gonna have a fear of heights by the end of this lol

- im gonna fucking cryyyyyyyy

- OH IM DRAWING THIS IT HURTS SO MUHC OWWWWW

- THEY STILL LOVE EACH OTHER MAN THEYRE THE BESTIES OF ALL TIME

- Ras u also had 1 job

- Zane be spazing

- yea no shit Zane we know we're cooked

Episode 9

- hey just like the title

- see but they aren't dead are they? The show foreshadowed too hard :(

- Lloyd no-

- i fucking love Arin so much.

- see cuz this is so interesting that he's willing to go back with them even tho i think he has every intention to leave again once this is over

- kai and nya have gone too long without Jay I think

- i still miss Cole

- OH ROBYS GONNA FUCKING DIE BRO. AND HERMES.

- see now why u wait so long for that??

- OH THE BLADES COULD HEAL HIM MAYBE? They're the same colors

- hiiii Frohicky. Poor man can't have shit in this house

- Arinnnnnnnn :(

- BRO U CANT JUST DROP A LONE LIKE THAT

- Ok edgelord-

- i love themmmmmm

- hes totally gonna have to be a conduit again lmao. Rip lloyd have fun with ur not knowing yet

- A PROTOTYPE THE STOLE FROM JAY LMAO oh soras gonna get along with him so well

- what's she doing tho?? Is it like elemental magic? But hers just kinda hurts? Or are we just burning the decay out or smth?

- ok Anikin Skywalker

- let Frak be happy Aein lmaoo

- Damn Fraks got that wisdom

- ROBYS ALIVE

- YOUNG LOVE THEYRE FUCKING ADORABLE

- i love how Wyld just has access to all of the city that's so fun for her

- ok so it was a location thing thats really cool

- Arins got his fucking priorities lol

- Royu did not say that shit

- uh oh.

- Nokt is maaaaaaad lmao. Almost can't blame him. Almost.

- YEA GET HER ASS LLOYD

- love this sequence

- ARIN DO NOT-

- JIST GRAB HIM AND RUN IF UR GONNA BE DUMB

- Ooh dual blades

- oh shit-

- oh they're getting destroyed

- well that's not good.

- wow. Who could have saw that coming. Shocker.

- ok that part i actually didn't see coming

- her face!!

Episode 10

- i need Arin Frak and Lloyd to be a trio at some point

- WYLD!

- LMAO SHES SO REAL FOR THAT

- damn soras getting really good with her powers

- at least he admits to it

- well at least take one of the blades they're cool as he'll lmao

- COLE AND GEO MY LOVES

- Oh hey the admin folks!

- LMAO what is in Kai and Nyas water this season i stg

- oh thatd just kill them all

- yea no theyre cooked on thier own

- Frak is getting his ASS beat

- oh hi Jay!

- ngl it's crazy of him to show up here the bills cannot be THAT high for u to ignore the giant fuck you dragon 50 ft away

- Arins also getting pretty good at spinjitzu

- they're gonna get eaten lol

- RGB badass moment

- oh shit run Lloyd

- good question dragon guy were trying to figure that out too. Pretty sure it's life tho

- rip lloyd lol

- oh that was almost really bad. S8 repeat almost.

- Roby is Worried about his gf

- THE FINDERS. BIRD FRITZ

- Also where's Bonzel

- Nya just saved Jay's life let's fucking go

- THEYRE FIGHTING TOGETHER!!!

- Yea she definitely dislocated a shoulder or smth

- i love Arin and Frak they're also besties

- rip Zane

- and Sora

- i like how they're just aiming for the eyes cuz they have no other plan

- LMAO IT REALLY IS HIM

- Oh Arin ur emotions can't save him either

- oh thats really not good

- rip Kai

- Yea and Lloyd kinda needs that

- MORRO

- i really hope Lloyds soul actually. Ypu know. Goes back to his body. That's not how I want him and Morro to meet again

- SHUT THE FUCK UP RAS

- HE DID IT

- So are the F5 dead?

- oh hey they're good again!

- The music that played here was really good

- thats how many times Lloyd has fucking died now

- BONZEL

- I fucking love Roby

- OH SHIT SORA

- Lloyd is gonna fucking crash out

- i just know Lloyd is fucking terrified

- JAY

- ngl he has a fucking point lol

- LMAO THEY MISSED THIER RESIDENT LOSER

- Cole is too busy being a fucking family man to be in the plot anymore lmaoooo

- Oh thats evil actually. THATS HIS FUCKING BEST FRIEND NINJAGO WHEN I CATCH OYU I STG

- CALLED IT

- OH SHIT

- MORRO. MORROS VIOLIN THEME

- LET THE DRAGON GET EATEN MORRO

- NOOOOOO MY BOOYY

- OH THATS A REALLY GOOD CLIFFHANGER IM MAD I GOTTA WAIT LIKE 6 MONTHS

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HAPPY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS BLOG (and oooo follower appreciation event too and giveaway/raffle; below in the read me bc I'm gonna force y'all to deal with my sappy sappy words first <3)

(don't bully me my art is shit)

Like. Wow. I can't believe this blog is ALREADY ONE YEAR OLD (well, 1 year and one day old, tho technically it's even older since it's just a reblog ACC converted into my writing blog---but I'VE ONLY BEEN WRITING FOR IT FOR A YEAR AND ONE DAY, SO THERE), and how many ppl have gathered here

But seriously, I can't believe how many people actually enjoy my fun lil drabbles (wdym 30k is a drabble---) like fr ppl tysm for enjoying the shit i cook like *blushes* I'm so happy we can all be fucked up freaks together UwU. others may look at us an think we're pineapple pizza, but they're ignorant. in reality they are the pineapple pizza. and yes anon who keeps sending me pineapple pizzas to my house (fabricated) i will come for you, I'm just very busy baking pineapple pizzas to stuff you with when your time comes. the grim reaper thinks it's a bit excessive, but i don't, so that means i am a perfectly reasonable and sane person.

I'd been wanting to write yandere fic for awhile, but never really did anything until last year on the good ol' march 23rd when aventurine made me simp so hard that i finally wrote yan fics. and since then tbh its a bit silly to say but life kinda feels a lot better knowing that I've a community to share these lil drabbles (stop calling them drabbles oml) with, yknow. its the small things <3

seriously, im so awed at how many cool ppl I've met since starting this blog. from the anon who sent me pineapple pizza, the anon who sent me banger comments abt destroyed onset, the anons who give me cardiac arrest, the anon who asked me how my corpse was doing, and literally every single anon who plays along with my bullshit (anon who sent sunday outfit ask I promise I'm getting to answer it but ngl everytime i try to i just end up cuddling into my own blankets thinking about how cozy sunday's outfit is---look if i read abt cozy things then i gravitate towards cozy things ok)---tysm for giving me a giggle! all of your comments and the things you send into my inbox are the absolute highlights of my day.

So, to show my appreciation, instead of working on Destroyed Onset 4 and 5, i will instead be doing.

COMMISSION RAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (3/24/25 - 3/28/25)

it's quite simple. just follow my blog (new followers are welcomed ofc) and reblog this post, preferably with something stupid so i can laugh at it and maybe make a meme out of it. in fact you know what if you do then I'll double draw you into the raffle. see. I've given y'all an incentive now. REBLOG WITH STUPID SHIT IF YOU WANT TO BE ENTERED TWICE INTO THE RAFFLE. IS THIS FAIR? IS THIS JUST? IDK BUT IT SEEMS FUNNY SO IMA DO IT LMAO. what are you going to do, stop me? ha, puny mortal. there is no stopping me now. because I'm having a good time, having a good ti---

once you're entered into the raffle, i'll draw some names and reward the following:

ONE person gets a full-length fic (somewhere between ~2-5k words)

ONE person get a shortfic (so up to ~1-2k words)

TWO people get a drabble (~200 - 500 words)

(but tbh knowing me all of these might end up way longer then i intend them to be---we'll see lmao)

This will run from TODAY, March 24th, to FRIDAY March 28th. One Friday passes, the names will be locked in and I'll DM the winners to discuss commission details.

As for requesting/commission rules, they're on my main page under 'Other Stuff' (alongside the tag guide). But since these are commissions, I'll add that I'm perfectly willing to write OC or Self-Inserts. I will not write non-yan fics though, just because tbh I have a really hard time writing pure fluff; like, it's not that i can't write fluff, but after a bit it's hard to resist the urge to insert something that's at least A LITTLE dark or angsty, lmao. But also just cuz this is a yandere blog, I'd like to keep my writing focused on yandere

Note: Commissions will be private, unless the commissioner gives me permission to post

With that, thank you!

Oh, and for the people who end up getting the above prizes, I might give y'all some participation memes. Just like. Compensary. You don't get fic but you get a lame semi-mass produced speckled meme

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The Pet clown

Pt 2

I think we know who it's abt lmao

Nikolai gogol x reader PLATONIC

And some fyodor

Reader is a teenager

Tw impatient stuff depression, fyodor drugging, sleep deprivation, those annoying blankets they give at mental hospital even tho it's like -1 degrees Celsius if you know you know, talk of death, yandere fyodor, Manipulation from fyodor, Nikolai gogol, I think that's it so yeah

Angst/fluff

I wish you were here, this room is empty. White walls, heavy doors, thin white blankets, and chained blury windows.

This thin gown can't keep me warm. I know him. He just wants what's best for me. I guess that even means putting me in this room. This room to keep me safe.

Safe from me. No possibility of me hurting. I'm to sick leave this bed and to tired to talk. He says I'm helping him.

Im helping him cleanse the world of evil. So I guess if my pain will save the world I'll stay in this room.

Everybody else deserves to be happy and well so I'll hurt for them. If one death would save the world I'd die.

My body's purple now.

I hear a click at the heavy door. To my surprise it wasn't a anemic rat, it was his pet clown.

"QUIZZZZZ TIMEEEEEE! WHY AM I HERE INSTEAD OF DOS-KUN?! I THINK I HEARD YOU SAY CAUSE HES HAVING FUN! CORRECT!".

I looked at him. My eyes were heavy. But he did bring some color to the room. I smiled at him.

I opened my mouth to talk but I couldn't.

"Oh dove you still can't talk! I forgot! Dos-kun told me to take you outside to have some fun.".

He lied, either were not going to have fun or fyodor didn't tell him anything. Either way I was going to have to walk. I knew I couldn't but I was going to try anyway.

Fyodor knew If I could walk I'd escape from him. So he kept me physically, emotionally and mentally sick. I would have no choice to stay.

As soon as I got to my legs I collapsed, but Nikolai caught me.

"Silly me I forgot you can't walk guess I'll carry you.".

He picked me up as if I were a little kid.

"D-dont dr-rop.". I manged to get out.

"Oh dove I may be crazy but not only do we need you, Dos-kun would kill me, but I want to protect you from harm. Not like you can protect yourself in this state.".

I looked at him. Then laying on him. We proceeded to go through his cape.

We were in what seemed to be his house/apartment.

He went to put me down on his couch but he's so warm.

"Wait w-warm.".

He looked down at me.

"I guess we can go out later.". He picked me back up and took me to his bed. Laying me down cuddled with blankets, pillows and now a pet clown. I shut my eyes and finally went to sleep.

I woke up to Nikolai looking down at me.

"Am I a good pillow?". I realized how I was very much on him.

I nodded my head.

"You want to go outside for a bit dove?". He was using a soft tone.

He wasn't ever like this

Maybe because I'm a teenager but I don't know.

He got up "You slept threw the whole night, but the good thing is we have a whole day today and tomorrow, you know why?".

He leaned in close "I lied Dos-kun is away and he doesn't believe in your freedom so I'm here to show him that you're a good kid who won't run away. You see Dos-kun takes away your warmth so you can't sleep making you so tired that's why you slept for so long he wants you to be weak, weak without freedom. I'm here to give you freedom. To fly like a dove.".

He went to his closet and pulled out some clothes.

"Here's so clothes to wear so we're not caught. That sounds weird. I my dear am a very wanted person so I must look different and you can't really walk let alone the sun should hurt you eyes so if I were to be caught you wouldn't leave be caught up in it.".

What ever he said I guess.

I changed and so did he and he look pretty different

He picked me up and took me to wheel chair that he some how got, but I shouldn't question it.

He placed me in the chair and we Leigt looked like sibling going out for fun.

"F-flowers please.". I looked to him.

"You want flowers we will get flowers.".

We went to florist.

"Hi! What flowers are yall looking for!". She sounded very happy.

"What do you want dear?". Nikolai asked

While I could barely see I knew exactly what I want.

"R-rose and Lillys.".

"Of course dear I'll get right to that!".

The rest of day was amazing

I got flowers, yummy pastries and other stuff.

Who knew a deranged clown could be so kind. But at last we came back to his apartment/house.

He made dinner for us and helped me get to the bed. He tucked me in.

"Good night dove.".

I woke up

Back in the room

The room with white walls, a heavy door, thin blanket and blury chains windows. But now there wad a desk but with roses and lily's on top of it.

I heard the door click. An anemic rat with his pet clown walked in.

"You've proven yourself for now, you may keep your roses and lily's. Nikolai may visit you now and then. One thing. You may not regain full energy but.".

He stopped his words and Nikolais smile grew.

"YOU CAN HAVE A NICER BLANKET AND I CAN READ BED TIME STORYS TO YOU ONCE A WEEK!".

He ran over to with a puppy dog smile.

"Don't make regret this.". The anemic rat walked away throwing the key at the pet clown.

That was alot longer than I expected but I hope yall liked it!♡♡

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WEDDING AUDIO BAYBEY‼️

ohh bare with me this live reacting was all over the place

UGGHH SAPPY DAVID IS SO CUTE  . i may not be the biggest shaw pack fan but his character development will never cease to kill me

asher panicking 😭😭 AND CALMING HIMSELF DOWN because he didn't realize today was the day

baaabe being dressed already?? that's ao fucking funny they fr just let ash sleep (also a little bit of personaloty for baaabe  . the crowd cheers)

asher please your mate is already dressed  . dear god

i love that darlin out of all people wanted to make it so that the mates won't see each other until the ceremony . i know it's mostly because they wanted to drive the listener groups aka the "fun group" as they call it (listeners are bffies CANON!!!) but it's much funnier to think they hold onto that tradition for some reason 

"we're fun too, right?  ...right???" yeah asher whatever you say🤞

YEAASSSS SPEAKER BANTER I LOVE THIS SHIT SAOW MUCJ

"i don't even want to imagine what chaos those four are getting up to" THW SILENCE IN THE CAR???? erik was giggling and kicking his feet putting this in the script huhhuh

darlin being the one to make sure neither of the mates are peeking LMAO  . and sam calling them beautiful too. kill me actually

milo calling out asher's hair "are you trying to look like you got married in a wind tunnel?????? david don't let him walk out like that!!!!!!" further proving the headcanon that milo is the most well dressed of the shaw pack 

milo's nervous as shit  😭😭 i forgot he was gonna be the fucking officiant bro id be sweating fucking bullets too

"just maybe.. cuss a little less" great advice to tell milo out of all people  , sam

serious talk with the alpha and beta .. shivers

"why did you pick me?" asher  . asher  please.

"take the chance of saying something that's not perfect, if it means you get to really say what you feel" crazy  . i love angel (they are a listener character)) (they have no voice)) 

"you're the other side of my coin. you always have been" DAVID  . DAAAVIDDDD.

its good to see that david understands that while he know he made the right choice, he still understands the heavy responsibility he put on ash in assigning him to be pack beta

"you're too hard on yourself too" "well we had to have something in common other than destiny and smash bros, right?" KILL ME. stop being cute you loser

big three shaw pack hug  . ill kill myself

"i'm going to be up there lookin this good, people are gonna be confused on whose day it is!" "are they gonna be able to see you? do we get a step stool for behind the podium?" MILO DON'T LISTEN 2 THEM MY SHORT KING🤞🤞🤞 also beta boy😭😭😭😭😭

the effortless switch from banter to being all sentimental and emotional is crazy  . i hate these guys (lie)

RAAAAGHHH CEREMONY💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ YEAAASSSSS

yaknow while i did expect a few side characters/guest VAs to voice side characters , i don't think the audio feels that empty . it's just focused on the main characters and honestly im actually ok with it

not the laugh track😭feels like im watching a sitcom this is so funny

im assuming all the guests are empowered/informed  , because milo is calling the couples "mates"

YEAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE VOWS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ HERECOME THE WATERWORKS (mine and theirs🤞🤞)

girl nevamind the silence for baaabe's/angelangel's vows r still so silly

"the- the pairs of you. to each other. not all together. uh- congratulations  . uh- clap, everybody. now" no actually we're a polycule neow . canon because i said so

[nexxocatt]

THUNDER SAGA & WISDOM SAGA RANTS!!

Genuinely how can I live my life normally after this. Like,, HOW.

Anyway,,,

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

TWs/CWs: swearing, mentions of violence and death ig. If you're uncomfortable click off any time!

And without further ado, let's gooo!!

THUNDER SAGA

- Gosh, 'Suffering' is maybe probably most definitely my second fav song (after 'Thunder Bringer' ofc) in this saga. It's just so GOOD UGHH!!! I'm utterly OBSESSED with whoever voices Penelope/Siren Penelope cause they just sound ETHEREAL. Also the amount of memes with the "You know I'm too shy" is astounding. Def my fav part of the song.

- I hc that Ody, in 'Different Beast', when he said "You are no wife of mine!" that he pulled an "erm, actually-" and basically: "Nah cuz you got a few details ab my wife wrong, homie. You see, her ponytail's tips actually reach 3.5 cm lower than that, plus you got the shade of her eye color wrong. And gods she'd never wear that tunic without matching earrings!" Homie's obsessed lmao.

- Oh. My. God. KJ. KJ! THE ABSOLUTE QUEEN GAHH!!! The fucking growl Scylla had on "Give up your honor and wraith!" Made me literally almost fall over. I had a ton of fun just dancing to KJ's vocals. My GOD that's beautiful💯💯

- Tell me y'all can hear the absolute desperation in Eury's voice at the start😭 bro does NOT wanna believe his home bro Ody just gave up six men's lives like that. Also not Jay bringing back the "This is the home of the wind god" bullshit like pls I cried enough at 'Monster'😭😭 And not Eury turning Ody's words around by saying "I'M JUST A MAN!" then stabbing a cow, like HOMIE. WHY.

- Here comes Zeus the party crasher everyone! Yippee! But no, seriously, I've had 'Thunder Bringer' stuck in my head for a while cuz my boy Luke Holt's vocals be giving me shivers. Imma cry cause the absolute pain and crack in Ody's voice when he says "I know..." like,, 😭😭 Also the animatics where the crew just attacks Ody and the dude just accepts his fate are CRIMINAL. Ain't nobody asking me to cry today bro🙏🙏

WISDOM SAGA

- Gotta be my fav saga yet. The "Watchu gonna do about it, champ?" line was delivered PERFECTLY🙌🙌 Ayron is the absolute Top G. Also Miguel's voice for Telemachus is just UGHH SO GOOD!!! Also Tele be like: "STAY BEHIND ME MOM I'LL PROTECT YOU!!🤺🤺🤺"

- Let's fucking go Athena is back on track, baby! Literally LOVE both hers and Antinuos' vocals. They were ON. TOP. I couldn't help but giggle at Tele's "Woah,, that is so sick!!" Like he's my baby boy I love him smmmm!!!

- I ain't got no shit on Athena no more. Home girl's just guilty frfr. "You're a good kid." "Thanks!" AHHHH THEM>>> Anyway, great song. I love Athena now. I don't hold no grudge against her anymore, no siree. She my homie now💪💪

- WANGUI. THE LEGEND FRFR. They could never make me like Calypso but Barbara served. I listened to 'Love In Paradise' on my headphones and did not expect to hear Polites' voice in my left ear and Eury's in my right😭😭 The time-dive was LEGENDARY (haha.) and Ody's screams then him just yelling "ATHENA!!" cause he doesn't have anyone else to call for help was heartbreaking 💔

- Ahhh the fact that Jorge got his dad to voice Hephaestus is so cute <33 And Mr. PAM-PAM was right. Luke Holt's BEASTMODE ZEUS IS PHENOMENAL. I adored the transition between 'Warrior Of The Mind' and 'Legenday' after Zeus supposedly struck Athena down, which were – by the looks of the animatic shown in the livestream – the memories that got the goddess determined to stand back up💪💪 The way Ares' voice almost broke when he asked "Is she dead..?" broke me like😭😭 And whoever voices Hera is an absolute legend how the fuck is your voice that HEAVENLY😳

Also pls let the 'Silly Saga' be a thing, I had all the vids from Jorge's Disney Princess Era plus the Jimmy Neutron specials stuck inside my head non-stop for daysss🙏

Ooh and if we're lucky (and Jorge wants to ofc) maybe we'll get an album with cut songs! That would be amazing!! No pressure for the team tho, whatever they choose will be respected by everyone!

Also guys dw Athena's not dead, goddesses can't die you silly geese🙃 She's just injured n I'm absolutely sure we'll hear more of her in the upcoming Sagas! ^^

That's all for now! Take care y'all!! Stream the Wisdom Saga NYEOW👿👺!!!!

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DCRC Week #16

Wiggity what's up my fellow book clubbers, today we're taking a look at the ethics of treating artificially made intelligent lifeforms as second class citizens and what the qualifying factors are to determine a being as truly "sentient" and deserving of basic social rights. And by that I mean we're reading PKNA #12: Second Draft which is a comic where nothing bad happens!

This post is LOOONG btw.

okay we're just gonna start off our comic as normal and-

WOAH who's this handsome young devil in his little fancy suit??? What's that? Head of Ducklair Industries?..... yeah sure that makes sense I think.

Everett Ducklair 🤢🤢🤢 get a job stay away from him. Also this is a really nice way of saying you had to stop him from being overtaken by insane homicidal tendencies and putting guns in all his inventions btw

Haha woah what was that. Did the fabric of reality just tear for a second there or did my ADHD meds just kick in. Probably just me.

MASTER Donald???..... I don't even think I can write out the jokes I wanna make here they're too inappropriate for this blog sorry. But also what the fuck.

Uno stop mothering maybe I WANT to get frostbite and lose all my fingers

Not to take a sudden side tangent here but is this supposed to be like, a good thing? Don't the other seasons exist for a reason? I always thought fall and winter were meant to be like a cleansing period, they bring balance to the two other hotter seasons. If it's eternally spring, do some plants just never die? Are animals ALWAYS in the breeding season? Today we're going to overanalyze this one concept in an essay where-

OH MY GOD IT'S ODIN wait nevermind hiii Odin hiiiii. what's lookin good cookin. I mean- shit. fuck. shit.

I'm kind of obsessed with the way Odin is drawn in this comic. His whole body is all wiggly like a bendy straw. His stances go crazy.

gayass

Guys ever since I made that post about Odin's outfits and noticed that he's barefoot here it's been haunting me. Like it might just be a coloring error in this panel but also... why'd he take his shoes off. Also sorry for immediately revealing that it's Odin but um uhh I totally don't know who the OTHER cloaked figure is.

girlll you're giving away the game SHUT YOUR MOUTH

TWO Lylas?!?!?!

I'm loving Donald's shock lmao bro is fucking flabberghasted

This picture is so fucking silly bro. Nooo you can't put Odin in jail, he has such a nice suit on :(

Donald getting offended on Uno's behalf, not knowing that Uno is literally sitting right behind him. SURELY he'll figure it out eventually right.

Omg guys it's Geena!!! Remember Geena? From Portrait of the Young Hero? Anyways she has a gun now

Way to go Donald, you showed her basic empathy for like 2 panels and it gave her an actual sense of self value and NOW she thinks she deserves rights 🙄 she's gonna Detroit Become Human up in this bitch

beaming you with my evil lasers. what if he just fucking fried her brains here I think it would've been funny

Oh that's. probably bad.

ohhhh noooo.....

OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok so bad news, Geena fucking exploded and her droid rebellion is presumably over. The GOOD news though is that droids are destined to get their rights anyways, just in a less violent manor than in the timeline Geena had started. So... I guess that's a win?

Disappears in a cloud of beautiful sunset smoke... Goodbye Odin 👋

Donald. Please. DONALD.

Okay so there's a LOT to say about this comic (so much that I kept hitting the image limit and having to make edits to my post to make it more concise) but if I could summarize it into one word: damn. Like I'm just kinda sad now.

The whole concept of "do robots deserve to be treated like human beings" is a common argument to explore, we've seen it in all kinds of media before. The ethics that get touched on in this comic are nothing new, but I can't help but find this comic incredibly interesting to read in the year 2024. Maybe in 1997 the idea of robots integrating into our society seemed like a far-off concept, but in present day the ever-growing integration of AI technology really makes this chapter feel a little more close to home.

I mean, it's easy to be like "yeah, well of course the droids deserve to be treated like people." I mean, Lyla and Odin are droids, and we like Lyla and Odin! Odin is literally so lifelike that people don't even KNOW he's a droid. But I can't help but think about how this all ties back to the current ongoing debates surrounding the usage of AI, and specifically AI-made content. Obviously the AI we currently have is nowhere near the level of the characters in this series (chatGPT fucking WISHES it was Uno) but there's really interesting debates to be made here.

What qualifying factors determine whether or not a living being is deserving of the same rights we humans give to ourselves? Is it being biological? I mean, there are literally millions of types of animals on our planet, but we don't even treat them with the same level of respect we give to ourselves. So, is it intelligence? If we were to create a computer with the intelligence level of a living, breathing human person, would they be entitled to basic "human" rights? HELL IF I KNOW.

I love the way this comic handles exploring this topic. Geena isn't WRONG for wanting more, she's wrong in the way she went about it. Going as far as to literally alter the course of spacetime only further complicated things, for her AND for the other droids. Had Geena instead devoted her energy into droid advocacy in the modern day, things may have gone differently. This story isn't the end of droids getting rights, but it is unfortunately the end of Geena.

We ended on a happy note, but overall this story is a pretty melancholic one. Especially that whole "only machines can be rebuilt" like DAMN.

Anyways that's enough media analysis for today, time to take off my smart thinking hat and go back to being generally kinda stupid. I'm not gonna add anything about Angus Tales here at the end because I already hit the image limit lol. Umm shoutout to Angus Fangus for having like 110 parking tickets. Idiot.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

S1 ep19

"The Million Dollar Ghost"

ok, lets-a-go!

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Shadow key !!!

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Vlad does a little thing what OH MY GOD

“No more mr nice plasmius” BABBAKAMS

I love vlads eyeliner its so silly

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“Didnt you get the memo?" *holds up a piece of paper with ‘memo’ on it*

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DANNY IS GETTING A BOUNTY???? poor guy i just wanna hug him

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Scooby doo parody LMAO

‘Guys in white’ like men in black?? God this is an amazing show 

'NOOOO NOT MUD ON OUR WHITE SUITS GO GO LOCK IT DOWN ARGHHH'

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“I can tear down danny's respect for his father, assuming he has any” Vlad, you kill me

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Danny: VLAD??? What are you doing here??!! Vlad: Well, your dad looks like an idiot, and you have a million dollar bounty on your head. What do you think?? Danny: So… you hired these ghost hunters? Vlad: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!

Danny is slow sometimes

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“Shouldn't you be getting home to the love of your life? Oh yeah, dad married the love of your life; you're bitter and alone!!” danny has me dead, though.

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scoobykitty: “Grrr” Danny, not trying to die today: “uhmmm… boo?”

And IT FUCKING WORKED 

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“We’re all going to have to live with my dad failures for the rest of- Hes right behind me isnt he.”

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE LINE 

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Danny in a vacuum  Danny is like a contortionist rn

Wait what if hes more flexible as a ghost?? Oh my god thats gotta be some SERIOUS dead dove 

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Danny/phantom: This is a trap.  Jack: oh like I’m going to listen to you.  *trap springs up* Danny: now do you believe me? 

the ironic timing in this show is so fucking great

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Jazz: Well we aren't stuck! Dad wouldnt forget to install a handle on the inside of the vault! *note that reads “note to self, get danny to install handle”*

ironic timing? more like moronic timing

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Jack, to phantom: we're safe!! my ecto-filter is clean! Danny as phantom, remembering he never cleaned the filter like his dad asked him: are you sure?? Jack: of course! I told my son to do it! he must have! Danny: does he take out the trash? Jack: no. Danny: does he clean his room? Jack: no. Danny: does he... say, forget to install a door handle? Jack: GOOD GRAVY MY SON IS A LAZY SLOB! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

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Jack: Not while my family is in danger!! Vlad: Cmon, theyre in danger every time you puck up a butter knife

BAHBSHDBOIHDJBKSNLKBIH:ILOUVGI

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and that concludes season 1 episode 19 of danny phantom thoughts!