#we're emo!!!!!

[zer0wlet]

Twilight's cm is absolutely temporary, I need to think about that one some more

[stimpry]

my house didnt burn down

i dont think i need to put the ref here but i will anyways

[gorjee-art]

WE’RE METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

based on a well loved classic...I couldn’t resist

[2manidoons]

it's a flutterbat! 🍎

[nachosforfree]

WE'RE EMO

[pjplayground]

we're emo!!!!! 💀🤬🔪

I Robinson-ified this meme a long time ago, but now it actually looks good in this redraw because my style has evolved!

"It's not a phase, MOM!"

[mobylace]

they're emo

[vulture-brainrot]

[seraphineglowingstar]

Emo pipp, my beloved.

[r3djy]

Another magma session pile of shit we made (ft. @ drbrvnstrjffrtt (don't wanna actually tag her))

[sketch-shepherd-art]

:(

[moonbowhaze]

i know what needs to be done.

[calliocat]

[provecfy]

The batfam is sitting around the cave for patrol routes on the 24th (crime doesn't stop for Christmas Eve), when Batman breaks the news towards the end,

Batman: And, finally, there has been an intel breach at the North Pole, so the Justice League has decided to assign Orphan as Father Christmas' bodyguard for the night.

A beat of silence.

Nightwing, unimpressed: Is this a joke for the holidays?

Batman: I am serious. We would assign a flying hero to escort him throughout the night, but we believe a silent and skillful bodyguard would be better, so we moved for Cassandra.

Red Robin: I'm gonna give it to you, B, it's the first time I've seen you commit so hard to a prank, but nobody believes you.

Batman, dropping the Justice League approved files on Father Christmas in front of Cassandra:

Robin, raising from his seat in alarm: So all of those times you said you were gonna call Santa Claus to tell him I was being rude to my siblings-!

Batman: It was true. Everybody knows all the parents have Father Christmas' phone number. *Spoiler raises a hand.* Not your parents, I have been given the responsibility of informing him of your actions even though you're not my legal child. I speak of you better than you think I do.

Orphan, still a bit surprised: Why me?

Batman: He asked for you, ask him yourself, and cheer up. Even if it's for a mission, you're gonna meet Father Christmas.

Highlights of the Christmas Mission:

Father Christmas apologizes to Cass when he sees her, and tells her he has been trying to reach her to give her presents for years. He tells her none of what happened to her was her fault and that she has never been on the naughty list. Not a single year.

Cassandra gets to hug Santa.

Tim and Steph go to the Toys Factory in the North Pole to find the breach.

The North Pole's privage intranet is codified on the soundtrack of Christmas Walmart movies. Tim takes three gulps from spiked egg nog and begins a holiday-theme musical hack battle against the mole.

Steph keeps trying to unionize the elves as a joke but halfway through the night she starts finding actual issues created by some mean-spirited middle-manager and slowly gets more and more serious about the union.

Robin keeps talking to Nightwing about Santa in front of criminals and they all look at Nightwing like "does the kid not know" and Robin keeps insisting that Santa is real and his father talks with him on the phone but nobody believes him.

Red Hood hears about everything and now that he knows Santa is real keeps trying to speak politely to people and doing nice things in efforts to get back on the nice list before Christmas.

He gets Charcoal anyway.

Babs gets a message towards the end of the night. Cass has managed to get a selfie with Santa and her nineteen late Christmas presents after beating the bad guy.

Signal finds out that all the Christmas lights through the street illuminate the street to the degree he can pull all of his day shift shenanigans at night.

Every time he has to fight someone throughout the night he just yells "Holiday Attack!" and flashes them in the face with industrial levels of festive red and green light.

[pjplayground]

we're emo!!!!!

I'm not sorry. :p

Also, I made a spur of the moment playlist full of music from Lewis' edgy phase! It's mostly full of songs from MY edgy phase, but the point still stands! It's so cringe but soooooo good. The songs are in no particular order, and were added as they came to mind. More may be added in the future.

Direct link to playlist.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

evo doodling