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Hatchetfield @femslashfortnight Day 1: Make It Sapphic AU
#once again we are ignoring the fact that it is not technically still day 1 where I live#look i am only like 30 minutes off so it's fine.#it's still day 1 in 3/4 of the US so we're fine#anyways here's sapphic Holloween because we all deserve a little bit of that in our lives#Inspired by the incredibly talented Snarky-wallflower#if you are reading this you simply must go check her out#she's an amazing author and a rad person so there are no downsides in lookin her up#but yeah that's crazy i finished two drawings in one day whoa#like i said i've got events back to back to back to back right now#so i've got another drawing to work on for tomorrow#but i'm not doing every day for this one#i've got art fight to prepare for as well#and work stuff to work on#fun fact: the most abundant mineral in the earth's mantle is Olivine#which is this beautiful green color#and even though it is so common#i do not have it in my collection smh#gotta get me some of that#did you know that i love rocks and minerals#i think i will start doing more rock facts because i've got plenty of those#hatchetfield femslash fortnight#holloweane#holloduke#miss holloway#duke keane#butch!duke keane#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#kim whalen
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I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)
#dc comics#damian wayne#terry mcginnis#batman beyond#batman and robin#mine#also feat the mild damian uniform redesign i like playing around with. it's fun i like her. i love u classic robin colours#the backstory for this image in my mind is that Terry knows of Damian/has maybe met him#in the future (whether we're going w the rebirth ''damian rejoins the league'' angle that i. don't love conceptually but can't judge-#-bc i haven't read. or if we go w/ some other potential future route for damian) and Terry is like. experiencing whiplash at meeting him-#-as robin. like you are 5 feet tall why r u so bossy. where is your dad good god. this is why i don't have a robin (?this is pre matt-robin)#but Terry's in an unfamiliar time trying not to cause a paradox so he puts aside his indignitude(?) at being bossed around by a kid#just long enough to make sure nothing goes horrifically wrong. hence this image takes place#<- i could've been a lot more eloquent explaining this but it's very late and i should've been asleep ages ago#anyway. absolutely crazy to me that Damian has had multiple flavours of secret brother plots and terry is a potential addition. rip damian#(also in my ideal future damian took up the nightwing mantle (EVERYONE READ NIGHTWING MUST DIE!!!) before retiring(#idk what his future career is. lowkey hes a webcomic artist in my brain but that's so horrendously self indulgent i can't condone it#also i decided to try my hands at lineart again. evil. how are you so stiff looking and difficult to do. waughh#anyway if things look weird. no they don't
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Charles Leclerc talks with Sebastian Vettel inside the Ferrari hospitality on Thursday in São Paulo (edited)
#ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#he FINALLY got photographed inside the ferrari hospitality when we just heard about it and havent seen it in monaco imola etc#theyre discussing their custody arrangement over their daughter!!!!#no but it kills me how the ferrari employees react to them interacting. look at bryan in the back. he KNOWS. hes seen enough in his time#seb playing with his ring (i think?) charles leaning hand on hip trying to be casual & keep his hands busy to refrain from touching seb#but we're the greatest they'll hang us in the louvre!!! down the back but who cares still the louvre!!!#also it makes me sooo crazy so unwell to think that they used to share this space as their workplace. they were in and out of it every day#and now seb's just visiting just haunting the narrative and seeing old faces but it's not the same anymore he doesnt belong it's not Home:(#formula 1#f1#f1edit#charles leclerc#sebastian vettel#sebchal#*#brazilian gp 2024#sao paulo gp 2024
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what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.
like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.
#how I feel about my gender is not the same as how I feel about the living conditions of my gender#when I saw that post I screenshotted here I literally sat w my mouth open for a minute#sent it to my friends and was like am I fucking crazy. is this what we're doing now#Forced Positivity and that there is no war in ba sing se and actually#you're ruining children's lives if you complain about misogyny on twitter#I don't HAVE to tell little girls about the downsides because they are already being mistreated#before they have even heard the word 'misogyny' let alone know what it means#you do not have to be fucking happy all the time about the cards you're dealt.#you don't live in a bubble where it's just you and your mirror and your pretty dress and nothing bad has ever happened to you#unfortunately bitch. we will have negative experiences that are in fact. part of the package of being a woman#and IGNORING them doesn't make them not exist. actually they will continue to remain status quo unless acknowledged#sergle.txt#I see so much rhetoric that is JUST old-fashioned gender ideals being presented with liberal language on tiktok#that is just telling women that womanhood is just being a girllll and loving pretty things and being kind and gentleeeee and nurturing#and not working and just like being wholesome and being happy and being a light in ppl's lives and just LOVING LOVING LOVING being a woman#so if for even one second. you don't love it. you are actually failing at being a woman#if you complain about the standards for shaving or putting on makeup. which used to be Baby's First Feminism online#that's actually just you creating problems. you're not supposed to acknowledge it. you're supposed to shut up and smile into the mirror.
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11 year old me meeting current me is a fun concept. (ID in alt text)
#the crazy thing is that he would see the haircut and mustache and trans flag shirt and be like#“omg we got to transition already?? how did we get ahold of some testosterone” bc i didnt know i was intersex yet back then#but we'd go to talk about almost anything else with one another and i'd have to be like#“oh. right. i forgot how different i was back then. sorry‚ i no longer share almost ANY of those beliefs or identities lol”#i'd go to talk about wanting to fuck bill cipher and he'd be like “haha yeah.. conceptually... y'know not actually since we're asexual haha#and i'd have to be like Oh Kid. No That Was The Trauma.#and he'd go to mention a crush he had on someone and i'd be like “yeah that's called hyperfixating on someone actually.”#and he'd be like “huh.”#and i'd be like “yeah turns out we're aromantic. but not asexual. really got that one backward. sorry.”#andiv3r draws#self portrait#drawing#art#digital art#traditional art#<- was traditional and i scanned it in digitally to colour it#gravity falls#tecnically..???
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Petition: Sephiroth doesn't have a father.
Half of his dna? Lucrecia
The other half? Jenova
None of this Hojo vs Vincent argument I humbly propose we get far more symbolic mileage out of a corrupted version of an immaculate conception via Jenova as the 'angelic' presence.
Mad science IVF, essentially.
This lasted about ten seconds as a crack theory but now I think I'm actually going to add that to my belief system
Like Jenova is generally given female pronouns and called 'mother' but we do need to remember it's an alien megafauna virus (often referred to with 'it' pronouns in multiple translations of the original game, including the original Japanese). Its cells do not work like human animal cells. It's entirely feasible that it was used in place of a father donor, and would explain why sephiroth has such strong Jenova characteristics (white hair, slit eyes) where Angeal and Genesis don't (and also just. The rest of him. Where you'd put the genes for halos I don't know).
Sephiroth does have huge issues, just, in general, but his real weak point was his mummy issues where he'd been primed by hojo and that was where Jenova squarely hit. And it's generally agreed no matter which side of the 'sephiroth is in control/a puppet' spectrum you fall on that she was preying on him in nibelheim.
And also, just in final fantasy in general, there is a LOT of religious symbolism and icons (as is fairly typical of rpg games of that type. Just look at the Persona or Shin megami tensei series!). The summons, the church, etc. Sephiroth, aka the paths of sephiroth, is taken from what Wikipedia calls 'esoteric Jewish mysticism' and describes, I quote, 'channels of divine creative life force or consciousness through which the unknowable divine essence is revealed to mankind' or 'the ten structural forces of nature'. No guesses for how that tied into Project S' original intent to re-establish the extinct cetra and lead shinra to the promised land of infinite totally-not-afterlife-compost mako.
And I'm sure there's been plenty of essays done on the meanings and themes in ff7 (not that I can find them under all the sephiroth character analysis) but sephiroth very clearly went the demi urge route where he should have been a saviour and guide so why not throw in some immaculate conception as well?
Disclaimer: this tumblr user does not think of IVF as corrupted mad science nor do they think children born of it are any less human, we're talking about Hojo's experiments with Jenova on an unborn child here.
This would also mean that any 'Jenova is not your mother!' dramatic reveal could be followed up with 'she's your dad!' which is hilarious and we know Sephiroth's opinions on father figures.
#Like we're all agreed on sephiroth not looking anything like hojo but canonically lucrecia didn't do it with Vincent so. Secret third option#Kid sephiroth would OWN at the 'my dad could beat your dad' arguments#sephiroth#final fantasy 7#ffvii#final fantasy vii#lucrecia crescent#ff7#jenova#Ff7 jenova#sephiroth crescent#professor hojo#ff7 hojo#vincent valentine#ff7 vincent#I just know every time I see jenova referred to me as mother there's going to be a little voice in the back of my head like#She's your dad! Boogie woogie woogie!#Like yes jenova usually gets called she/it but so do like. Boats. She's an inanimate object with the ability to inflict frenzy#And hallucinations. She's not even slightly human. Some people believe the specimen is simply an infected ancient.#Human gender just doesn't slightly apply to jenova so it's even funnier if we make her trans#Like either way it's having three bio parents or a magic space virus fertilising a viable egg it was going to be crazy either way
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Some of you are expecting show Percy to act like the Last Olympian Percy or Son of Neptune Percy. "why can't he use his powers?" He's hasn't them learned yet. "Why aren't their epic battle scenes?" He has no training. "Why is he so under powered" he's not at that level yet! Percy in the show didn't have a Luke training montage, he doesn't really know how to properly use a sword. He spent like what a week or so at camp? What do you want him to be OP right out of the gate?The second he knows he's has water powers to master them? You need to wait, he needs to progress and get more confidence. Then he'll get better and be able to fight and use his powers.
#pjo#pjo series#pjo spoilers#pjo show#batcavescoloy watches the PJO tv show#batcavescolony watches#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#pjo tv spoilers#pjo fandom#its character progression. hes gotta walk before he can run#i saw somone say they hated the pjo show because their are no fight scenes and that Harry Potter had fight scenes.....#harry wasnt preforming crazy feats of magic in the first half of the first movie WHICH IS WHERE WE ARE IN THE PJO SHOW! we're in the first#half of the first season. theirs no epic fight sequences because percy doesn't know how to fight yet. im sure at the end of the season when#he gets confidence and more fights under his belt and in the other seasons when he's older the fights scenes will get better#and you know damn well people would be saying percy is a mary sue or too OP if he started using his powers and fighting perfectly the secon#he found out he was a demigod. like give him time to cook.#........#you're eating flower expecting it to be cake.
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and when eloise has a wet dream about making out with her girl best friend? what then?
#they'll try to tell us we're crazy but we know the truth#they hated jesus for speaking the truth too#bridgerton#cressida cowper#eloise bridgerton#bridgerton s3#creloise#eloise x cressida#bridgerton spoilers
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“I hereby pledge my sword and service to the Duke of Lancaster.”
inspired by Come Along by @bassband (ottertrashpalace on AO3)
#HIGHLY recommend this fic#i am a sucker for historical fiction and this author gets it down to a tee#with such beautiful diction#btw i know nothing about what dukes wear so this was fully inspired by a drawing reference for knight swearing fealty#and king george iii's costume from hamilton#also i made this entire thing with 'come along' (the cover by pentatonix) on repeat#lines that stick out to me:#Once we're fed we shall disappear rapidly/ Many moons to the west of here and happily/ Our journey never ends#op i know why you chose this song now#it's perfect perfect perfect#i've loved this song since way back in 2021 btw so this is crazy that it's finally a relevant interest <3#dan and phil#phan#fic stuff#ser sketches#phanfiction
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Anyone else not able to say 'bless you', either because it feels too personal, embarrassing, slightly erotic or a mixture of all of the above-
Buuuuuut also whenever an event interrupts the conversation, you feel so much more awkward not saying anything/commenting on it at all, and so you wish you could just... say that phrase, or have some other thing that makes sense to say to just- shrug it off???
#waterfalltalks#been thinking about this SO much lately like- thought about it before#but i grew up in a household where no one said it#and none of my friends ever say/said it so it was never really a problem#we all just pretty much ignore them THOUGH lately bc of one friend they've started#mocking... the noises/sounds.... which is a WHOLE ass experience both when it happens to me or when it happens to someone else#buuuuttt i digress- the point is more that lately its been a lot more on my mind bc#it keeps happening in the middle of a conversation/when we're watching videos#and it just.... feels so SILENT afterwards and i know no one else is thinking about it bc#no one else puts the pressure on it that i do (cept my one friend that knows but he doesnt usually mention it)#but like.... idk guys i just feel AWKWARD not SAYING ANYTHING but also i feel even WORSE saying something and is just so eguheugheuhjgshueg#idk just!!! thoughts!!! and seeing if im alone in this bc i know other people feel awkward blessing but#does anyone else feel that?? silence????? maybe im just crazy ToT#if you made it this far im sorry for the rambling and thank you for reading ittttt feel free to tell me what u think bc im out of my mind <#waterfallrambles
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"The Knight Of Dawn being a near exact copy of Silver is lazy!" You absolutely think the curtains are just blue, don't you?
#Y'all are free to call me crazy BUT#If Yana went out of her way to design KoD to be an exact replica of his son when that isn't the case for ANY OTHER Parent-Child Pair#Don't you think that was intentional?#If they are the only odd pair out don't you think that means something? Or are the curtain's just blue to you?#TKoD is an antithesis to Silver. He is everything Silver could/would have been had he not been put to sleep and adopted by Lilia#THAT is why TKoD is Silver but with longer blonder hair. Because he's supposed to be an undesirable outcome for Silver#A dog forever chained to his master's side without the courage to act on his own sense of what's right and wrong#Only when he isn't under the eyes of those he owes his life to and hold that above his head the does TKoD do what he knows is right#He lets Lilia escape with Malleus during his fight with Meleanor. In the middle of battle he gives the innocence a chance for life#And he's only allowed to do so because Henrik isn't there to interfere. Because for once he can act on his own morals and help someone#So when we see the Knight of Dawn next to Silver we aren't supposed to see a father and his son#We're supposed to see what Silver COULD have been had he not been raised by Lilia. Had he been raised to be a tool instead of an individual#A right his biological father was never able to obtain for himself#I guess this is the hill I'm dying on now. Yippee#TWST Knight of Dawn#The Knight of Dawn#TWST Silver#Silver Vanrouge#Twisted Wonderland Spoilers#TWST Spoilers#TWST Book 7 Spoilers#Twisted Wonderland Book 7 Spoilers#Twisted Wonderland
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Chk chk // Boom 💥
#ATE#skz#stray kids#nail art#just a lil bit of fun bc the concept pics we're enjoyable to me#i even gave one a fuzzy hat to match with the fuzzy hats im so fond of for the boom concepts 😌#they arent ata all preactical but i wanted to do a crazy giant set for a minute and yk ATE and all that seemed a perfect fit#ngl tho i'd like to wear these on a casual day in like trackies and a big tshirt and no makeup just bc i think the juxtaposition of intense#party nails and then like Normal everything else would be funny#yeah :) anyway goodnight#karolina and april i hope u know i was typing with these when we were chattin LMAO
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Lovage and Tomahawk, STUFF magazine, Aprils 2002 and 2003
Photos by Scott Schafer for Lovage and Patrick Hoelck for Tomahawk
So much love to @perfectisaskinnedknee for going on the deepest of dives with me.
#we're still looking for hds of the polaroids of mike from patrick hoelck#actually one in particular - the one with mike's tongue out#but not the ai upscaled version#we're crazy - we know#anyways muah muah#mike patton#lovage#tomahawk band#I NEVER WANT TO FUCKING SEE ANYTHING IN STUFF MAGAZINE AGAIN ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING#ok#dan the automator#kid koala#jennifer charles#kevin rutmanis
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day 1383 of thinking about how two of the biggest characters in mha get canonically groomed into adulthood and it's just hardly addressed
#THEY REALLY SAID 'YEAH HAWKS WAS TAKEN BY THE HERO COMMISSION AT AGE 7 AND THE ONLY THING WE KNOW#ABOUT THEIR TRAINING METHODS IS THAT IT WAS ENOUGH FOR LADY NAGANT TO LITERALLY GO CRAZY AND KILL THE PRESIDENT'#HELLO. HELLOOOOOOOO. IS THAT IT. IS THAT FR ALL WE'RE GETTING FROM THAT#AND DONT GET ME STARTEDDDDDD ON SHIGARAKI. HE WANTED TO BE SAVED SO BADLY. HE'S LITERALLY TWENTY#HE SHOULVE BEEN AT THE CLUUBBBBBB#BUT YEAH IT'S FINE OFC MAKE HIM THE VILLAIN AND ACT LIKE HE'S EVIL INCARNATE. THAT'S FINE#and afo now taking control of his BODY. this has to be a metaphor for something you cant do this to me it's so sick and twisted#anyway i just saw an edit of shigaraki and hawks to put me in a movie by lana del rey. will be throwing up promptly#mha#tomura shigaraki#hawks#mha spoilers
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I understand why they didn't introduce Michael in the past but I think we needed more people suspecting MC was Not From Here™, they should have played More with the idea that anybody could unmask MC/Solomon true motives and Michael already knew, It would have been better for him taunting MC with the idea of telling the truth to everyones else unless they stop making pacts with the brothers (Bcuz y'know, thats what Nightbringer wants, Right? And whatever he wants must be... Not good?)
In earlier seasons the tease the idea of two Rings of Light existing in the same timeline, can you imagine the interactions?
Michael: Wow MC! that's a pretty ring you have there!
MC: ... Yeah...
Michael: It looks identical to the one I have here, see? *Flashes His own Ring of Light to MC*
MC: Ah... *Gulp*
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#see I don't like how everyone believes that MC is just a normal human from the human world and nobody questions this#Like I know Barbatos has his moments when he's like 'I know what you are ;) '#but It's not like he's did give you away to Diavolo or anything. so it feels a bit pointless#I wish they gave more tension with this Idea... like they could catch you if you messed up too much with the timeline#like I want people breathing down my neck... Barbatos. Michael. Nightbringer IDC I just want the tension#this post was in my drafts for a long time for like a theory post but like... we're already back in the present... it's pointless now#feel like if they wanted to do time travel fuckery they should have gone all the way. go crazy idc...#we should have seen two solomons. maybe that'll fix me
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When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.
#him being refered as an angel by Shibuzawa is FUCKING IRONIC !!#ASAGIRI IS ALWAYS IRONIC WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHT NOVELS CENTERED AROUND ATSUSHI#Ex : The plot of 55min being parallele to the Decay of Angels arc#He's also called the Man-eating tiger and yes I do think that Dazai lied to him when he said he never ate anyone to preserve his psyche#and was also called “the man who can see the future” and has time travelled with Akutagawa like why aren't we talking about that#his relationship with Mori is also actually good#Mori is one if not the only character who saved and helped Atsushi during their first meeting and kept good contacts with him#because yes Atsushi has seen Mori knowing that he was the pm boss off-screen and they had a normal exchange#I also think that Shibuzawa Atsushi and Fyodor are connected to a form of Holy Trinity#Believer/God/Angel or Messenger#Joseph/Jesus/Mary#or Fyodor and Atsushi as Jesus and Judas#but the instance of trinity in bsd are dare I say extreme#Oda/Ango/Dazai#Sigma/Fyodor/Nikolai#Atsushi/Akutagawa/Kyoka#and so on#and the whole situation around his ability which is unlike any other#It turns him into Byakko (her own being) (similar to Natsume) and nullify his wounds no matter how lethal (similar to Dazai and Yosano)#and enhance him even with his ability off making him constantly stronger than other characters and dare I say equal to the hunting dogs#yk the MODIFIED humans#and the plot of both 55mins and Dead Apple being around abilities and giving us Atsushi lore make me think that Atsushi and Byakko are 1/2#probably a sort of higher being since some abilities are very religious centered (how Fyodor sees abilities and Shibuzawa) 2/2#but I think it would lend toward a “sinner” position which would be crazy because that Atsushi would then probably be the reason why Fyodor#hates abilities so much if Atsushi and Byakko are somehow be connected to the “sin” of abilities#and so you guys know Atsushi's orphanage was a church so yes he's related to christianity#and the Decay of Angels is LITTERALY full of religious people to different degrees#and it would be ironic (once again) if the antagonists were the “Angels” and the protagonist a demon#I just realized that I did a lot of typos sorry I got too excited#but yeah keep calling bsd bad written (we're on barely chap.115 no good manga was finished by chap.115 guys just wait for the rest to drop)
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