#we're both minors

[sunshine-in-the-grave]

I'm fully obsessed with Hobie like-

He used barbed wire as webs?? Killed a cop and a president??? Is anticapitalist and a anarchist??? I love him??? Like- I'm obsessed

[prettygal-posting]

contrary to apparent popular belief, neither of us want to be your dommy mommies...

freaks <3

[parsley-the-crow]

Welp. It depends on your interpretation of him, but if it's mine I'm intrigued.

@murkystarlight, @whataboutsimple, @sillysnaildraws, I’ve actually rebloged this before

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

[cruzadocreacher]

[royalarchivist]

Pac: You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?

Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad

Fit: No, hey– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!

Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!

Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider. [...] Let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon. 😉

Ramon: 😑

Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!

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Pac: Yeah, Ramon knows about Create. You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?

[Fit and Bagi laugh]

Fit: That's a good reward, yeah!

Bagi: Chocolate and diamonds!

Pac: Yeah [Laughs]

Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad

Fit: No, hey– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!

Pac: "Pay me by marrying my dad"? Oh– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon! Ramon!

Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!

Fit: [Fit uses his chainsaw to break the sign and accidentally hits Ramon] Oh, sorry– I was trying to break the sign, I'm sorry, Ramon.

Pac: Ramon! [He does the "falls to pieces" emote]

Fit: Baby steps, Ramon! Baby steps!

Pac: Baby st– Ramon, remember–

Bagi: Yes, Ramon, yes!

Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!

Fit: [Laughs]

Pac: I'm gon– props- props on you, you know? It was a good– yeah. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider.

Ramon: [Nods repeatedly]

Fit: Yeah, you can't rush these things Ramon, you know? Like, it's- it's– You know? I mean– plus, you know, w– we got our own things we're working through!

Pac: [Leaning into the mic] You can't rush on love.

Fit: Yeah, exactly! Like– yeah. You know? We're working on ourselves. Yeah.

Pac: Yeah.

Fit: [Weakly] Yeah...

Ramon: [Spins in a circle wildly]

Pac: Baby steps!

Fit: Baby steps, baby steps.

Pac: One day– ok, let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon.

Ramon: [Stares at the ground, resigned]

[Pac and Fit both laugh]

Fit: Oh yeah– Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!

Ramon: [Tosses a potion of swiftness on them]

Pac: Woooo! Baby steps no more– I'm just kidding.

Fit: [Laughs]

[alicornze7]

Man i sure love being ace

[tastycitrus]

looking for cass fics via cass’s tag on ao3 be like

here's a story about tim where cass is a minor character

here's a story about jason where cass is a minor character

here's a story about dick where cass is a minor character

here's a story about damian where cass is a minor character

here's a story about literally anyone but cass, who is still just a minor character

rinse and repeat ad nauseam in whatever order, that's it that's like 90% of cass's character tag. also she's either barely present in her minor role, written out of character, or both at once

[teddybasmanov]

I know there's that one half-joking post about jester and royalty, but it is odd with the popularity of knight(bodyguard)/royalty trope, the jester/royalty trope is so rare, because like:

all the hidden meanings to the jokes that only we understand;

you're the only person in the kingdom who's allowed to say rude and obscene things to me in public;

you can easily sneak into my quarters after dark because pretty much no one in the castle saw you without your mask or face paint;

you're the Fool, but you're smarter than all my advisors and ministers;

yes, you look like a jester, but you're royalty at heart.

[lokis-wager]

Having self-confidence goes craaaaaaazy after spending most of your life feeling like shit.

[groovyships]

Something so intimate about having a private F/O that people with no nuance would cancel you over

~Proship this post is NOT FOR YOU. THIS IS NOT ANTI-ANTI SHIT.~

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I've discovered a new hazard of children's potential for mimicking behavior which is that if you use the redirection behavioral management technique too much they can learn to use it on you right back

[silent-sentinels]

its funny sorting members into sp folders because lili will see us put ryan (her big brother) and juliet (her big sister) and scottie (her aunt) into the same folder and do the mental equivalent of grabby hands and go "me too? me too??"

just hggkjg im so sorry sweetheart, i know you like to be included but you are absolutely not a main socializer hgkjg

[roseband]

voters in the bottom 3/4ths of household incomes voting to give me and my husband a tax break while raising their own:

[akascow]

man yellowjackets would be so much better if it didnt keep cutting back to the present day

[prurientpuddlejumper]

I haven't finished the game yet so I don't want to find spoilers, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I love Astarion!!!

Sooo anyone wanna tell me if this is another character I'll get hatemail for liking? 😂

[zazter-den]

I kinda want to add a second chapter to 'Wake-Up Call' and 'Chronically Chill'

'Wake-Up': Katsuki facetiming you and catching you in bed your first night over with Izuku, and him teasing you mercilessly.

'Chronically Chill': NB Reader and Trans Kirishima under the kotatsu table debating who has the worst cramps, Katsuki telling you both to stop acting like whiners with mancolds- despite the fact that he's stuffing the sukiyaki tray with plenty of meat, spinach and mushrooms to keep your iron up, etc.