#we're both minors

[sunshine-in-the-grave]

I'm fully obsessed with Hobie like-

He used barbed wire as webs?? Killed a cop and a president??? Is anticapitalist and a anarchist??? I love him??? Like- I'm obsessed

[prettygal-posting]

contrary to apparent popular belief, neither of us want to be your dommy mommies...

freaks <3

[basilthesnakingthing]

Welp. It depends on your interpretation of him, but if it's mine I'm intrigued.

@murkystarlight, @whataboutsimple, @sillysnaildraws, I’ve actually rebloged this before

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

[royalarchivist]

Pac: You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?

Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad

Fit: No, hey– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!

Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!

Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider. [...]Let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon. 😉

Ramon: 😑

Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!

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Pac: Yeah, Ramon knows about Create. You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?

[Fit and Bagi laugh]

Fit: That's a good reward, yeah!

Bagi: Chocolate and diamonds!

Pac: Yeah [Laughs]

Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad

Fit: No, hey– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!

Pac: "Pay me by marrying my dad"? Oh– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon! Ramon!

Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!

Fit: [Fit uses his chainsaw to break the sign and accidentally hits Ramon] Oh, sorry– I was trying to break the sign, I'm sorry, Ramon.

Pac: Ramon! [He does the "falls to pieces" emote]

Fit: Baby steps, Ramon! Baby steps!

Pac: Baby st– Ramon, remember–

Bagi: Yes, Ramon, yes!

Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!

Fit: [Laughs]

Pac: I'm gon– props- props on you, you know? It was a good– yeah. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider.

Ramon: [Nods repeatedly]

Fit: Yeah, you can't rush these things Ramon, you know? Like, it's- it's– You know? I mean– plus, you know, w– we got our own things we're working through!

Pac: [Leaning into the mic] You can't rush on love.

Fit: Yeah, exactly! Like– yeah. You know? We're working on ourselves. Yeah.

Pac: Yeah.

Fit: [Weakly] Yeah...

Ramon: [Spins in a circle wildly]

Pac: Baby steps!

Fit: Baby steps, baby steps.

Pac: One day– ok, let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon.

Ramon: [Stares at the ground, resigned]

[Pac and Fit both laugh]

Fit: Oh yeah– Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!

Ramon: [Tosses a potion of swiftness on them]

Pac: Woooo! Baby steps no more– I'm just kidding.

Fit: [Laughs]

[muttmedley]

it's dogboy hours

i wanna pin down a cute pup and growl in their ear while i fuck them so hard that all they can do is whimper and whine

[alicornze7]

Man i sure love being ace

[teddybasmanov]

I know there's that one half-joking post about jester and royalty, but it is odd with the popularity of knight(bodyguard)/royalty trope, the jester/royalty trope is so rare, because like:

all the hidden meanings to the jokes that only we understand;

you're the only person in the kingdom who's allowed to say rude and obscene things to me in public;

you can easily sneak into my quarters after dark because pretty much no one in the castle saw you without your mask or face paint;

you're the Fool, but you're smarter than all my advisors and ministers;

yes, you look like a jester, but you're royalty at heart.

[leighcest]

listen. my one rule for @cigbudsmoke is that they cannot, are not, and will not fuck on dash. if me and david spontaneously wanna be like "lol wanna make them fuck" over dms, then whatever, that's cool I suppose. but they WILL NOT be fucking on my dashboard

[tastycitrus]

looking for cass fics via cass’s tag on ao3 be like

here's a story about tim where cass is a minor character

here's a story about jason where cass is a minor character

here's a story about dick where cass is a minor character

here's a story about damian where cass is a minor character

here's a story about literally anyone but cass, who is still just a minor character

rinse and repeat ad nauseam in whatever order, that's it that's like 90% of cass's character tag. also she's either barely present in her minor role, written out of character, or both at once

[groovyships]

Something so intimate about having a private F/O that people with no nuance would cancel you over

~Proship this post is NOT FOR YOU. THIS IS NOT ANTI-ANTI SHIT.~

[kip-has-fleas]

tw: nsfw i'm cringe b.but. guys. A

listening to your girlfriend whimper your name over call >>>>> listening to your girlfriend trying to keep their noises to a minimum so their parents don't hear them >>>>>> listening to your girlfriend calm themself down for a moment, just to get excited again and start making noise all over again >>>>>>>>>>>> listening to your girlfriend gasp and bite their tongue when u say their name >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

and then, 3 minutes after you both calm down, listening to your girlfriend talk happily about Skyrim like nothing ever even happened at all because your relationship isn't centered around nothing but s3x and you can actually have human interactions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[vurelly]

yall i am begging you if you are a minor please do not try to start personal conversations with me. i am in my early 20s and i am not comfortable forming close personal relationships with people under the age of 18 in nonpublic spaces.

[worstloki]

Why don't we talk about the fact that Thor lets Loki hit him so often. If we don't take Thor 1 into consideration, In tdw too that deceiving Malekeith plan they made had so much of Loki hitting Thor on the face and what not. Would like to know your thots

Thor's into that

[roseband]

voters in the bottom 3/4ths of household incomes voting to give me and my husband a tax break while raising their own:

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

been thinking about how danse is who nora is endgame with in death shroud. it compels me

[laufire]

maybe we'd live in a different world if someone had sat the creative team of this is us down, held their hands and say. hey. hey. you know you don't have to write kevin and sophie together if you don't want to, right?