#we're almost there!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Apple Seed 14: Almost There

13 Hours Into Labor

Charlie: (breathing heavily) Oh, sshhhhhhhhit!!! Contractions are getting worse! Where's that midwife????

Vaggie: She's on her way, babe. (under her breath) Or at least she better be. Your dad was supposed to call her hours ago.

Charlie: (groans into a cry of pain as another contraction hits and she crushes Vaggie's hand) Gah! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!

Vaggie: Hang on, babe. Just hang on. I'm going to be right back.

Charlie: (nods as sweat beads up on her head) Please, hurry back.

Vaggie: I'll be back before you know it. (kisses Charlie's hand and rushes to the door before nearly ripping it off its hinges) Lucifer! Where the fuck is that midwife?!

Lucifer: (eyes nearly pop out of his head) I FORGOT TO CALL SLOTH!!!

Vaggie: ¡Estúpido hijo de puta! You had one fucking job!

Lucifer: (fumbles his phone) I got it! I can fix this!

Lilith: (storms up to Vaggie, trying to get into the room)

Vaggie: (blocks the door) Uh, excuse you? Who the fuck do you think you are?

Lilith: I am that girl's mother. Who are you?

Vaggie: I'm her fucking WIFE, bitch! You're not going in there after being gone for several fucking years! You can wait out here!

Lilith: (shocked Pikachu face)

Lucifer: I made a call! She'll be here in a few minutes!

Vaggie: Good! Alastor, do something productive and get a container of cold water to help cool Charlie down!

-Hotel Door Practically Explodes Open-

Vaggie: What the fuck?! (looks over the railing) CARMINE?!?!

Carmilla: (struts in and up the stairs) Stop shouting, girl. Why are you surprised? Your father-in-law called me.

Vaggie: (glares at Lucifer)

Lucifer: (checks his call history) Oh.... I did.... shit..... I thought that was Sloth.... I'm TIRED, okay?!?!

Rosie: (tip-taps in) Hello, everyone!

Vaggie: ROSIE!!!!! Lucifer! Did you call her, too?!?!

Alastor: (holding a bucket of water) No, that was me. (tries to go into the room)

Lucifer: WHOA!!!! (blocks the door) What the FUCK do you think you're doing?

Alastor: I'm bringing Charlie her cold water. I think if anyone should be going into a blood bath, the prior serial killer overlord and father figure should be the one to do it.

Lucifer: YOU aren't going ANYWHERE near MY baby girl when she's at her most vulnerable!!!

Alastor: Hmmm.... (shadow phases along the floor and into the room)

Lucifer: SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Alastor: Charlie, dear! I've brought you some co- (sees Charlie laying on top of a mound of linens and towels with her legs hiked up, knees bent, and her lower half on full, bloody display)

Charlie: (panting, looks to the door, and her demonic features spring to attention) ALASTOR?!?!?! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Alastor: (faints and falls backwards out the door)

Lucifer: HA!!! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE!!!

Rosie: Oh, my stars! Alastor! (drags Alastor out of the room and sets him up to recover on the floor, fanning his face with a kerchief) Alastor, Alastor, wake up. Deep breaths, dear.

Angel: Ha! Smiles is so pussy averted that even when he spots one in labor he can't stomach it.

Carmilla: ....... (steps over Alastor's body and walks calmly to the bedroom) How far apart are the Princess's contractions?

Vaggie: They're coming about every five or six minutes and last about fifty seconds each. (follows Carmilla into the room) Do we need to worry about pushing yet?

Charlie: (gets wracked with another contraction and growls demonically into an ear splitting shriek) VAAGGGGIIIIIEEEE!!!!!

Carmilla: I believe that should answer your question.

[thereigning-lorelai]

[alexhillmystery]

Alex Hill: Whispers at White Oak Inn releases tomorrow!!!!

[lanceappreciationblog]

Happy Day 4 of #ChampionLanceWeek2024, everyone!! Today's theme is: Fantasy! 👑⚔️

Show me your fantasy related Lance posts!! ✨

Day 4 ends on November 18th at 11:59 pm CST.

Any late Day 4 submissions will carry on to Day 5 after all of Day 5's submissions are all attended to.

Please remember to use the designated tag! ❤️

[crayonturtle]

[loturaweek2023]

Lotura Week 2023 Begins in 4 Days!

Prompts:

Sunday, August 13: Space Mall Sillies

Monday, August 14: Earth Culture Exploration

Tuesday, August 15: Beach Day Bliss / What’s the Weather

Wednesday, August 16: Free Day

Thursday, August 17: Runaways from Royal Nannies   

Friday, August 18: Wardrobe Updates Welcome

Saturday, August 19: Cooking up Chaos  

Interested in participating? Please read the Rules & Guidelines, or check out the main blog for the pinned post.

Let's ready get to have some fun, lotura fandom!

[lunastars21]

4 DAYS UNTIL SONIC SUPERSTARS COMES OUT

[captshipper]

I hope I'll be close to halfway through the list when we reach the 100 followers

[groupalpha]

That was a close one. I'm glad that you made it. I think it may be time to rest, and I hope you don't wake up to a shelter failure.

TA: I'm glad too, I hope that everything stays fine when I wake up...

[krillbot]

Hey! Remember! It's still seasonal! It's still seasonal and we're almost there, it's not normal and this isn't how you're going to feel forever! Just a little bit more February and then it'll be March and it's going to be better, I promise.

[talesandfluff]

average conversation with straight women

[sholangagaga]

We're just a few days away from the release of Glamstars: Ruin! Once the new year starts, Glamstars: Legacy "Weather the Hurricane" Arc will begin updating afterwards, which will bring us right to Glamstars 2nd Anniversary on January 8th!

There will be come concept art/sketches of characters from Legacy that will be sporadically released on deviantart as well as official spreads of characters and art that will be posted both on deviantart and tumblr. It'll be a new year for Glamstars, and I hope you'll all stick around for the ride!

Catch up on Glamstars HERE before the release of Ruin and Legacy Arc 2 - Glamstars Archive of Our Own

Follow me on Deviantart for Concept Art and Sketches - Langann-Polaris on Deviantart

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[egophiliac]

listen. people have always debated which character is the most normal guy but what if it has in fact been crowley the whole time. no string pulling no master plan just a guy who wants to keep his school running and is cursed with problematic students and incidents

honestly I think the funniest possible reveal would be one of two options:

ONE: Crowley has no plot relevance whatsoever. he wears the mask to cover his receding hairline. his darkest secret is the bottle of "medicinal" whiskey under his desk. this man can barely plan a PTA function with six months' advance notice, he doesn't have the time or patience for any kind of overarching master plot involving mutating students or whatever. the only thing wrong with him is that he's been running this school for (mumblemumble) years and, quite frankly, if you'd been putting up with NRC students for a couple of centuries, you'd have totally checked out by this point too.

OR

TWO: Crowley IS actually Raverne and HAS been slowly enacting a master gambit...to embezzle school funds. the overblots are still completely incidental. he has somehow less idea of what's going on than we do. we confront him about it and he's just like

[chappellsroans]

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) dir. Jeff Fowler

[winterrbluess]

Pretty little psycho