#we're all too classy B)

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙lucky charm | LH44˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lewis hamilton x fem y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, age gap

warnings: age gap, brief mention of sex but barely

summary: in which you find love on your travels

a/n: me when i finally get a lewis request 💃💃💃

request!!!: Lewis age gap insta au with Cindy kimberly face claim please

my masterlist

fc: cindy kimberly

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carmenmmundt 📍 rome

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carmenmmundt when in rome... 🇮🇹

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user1 so classy as always ❤️

user2 where's georgeee

user3 who's that girl she's gorgeous wtf

user4 just her friend i think

georgerussell63 woww 😍😍

carmenmmundt oh stop it you!

lilymhe miss you babes!

carmenmmundt aww same, let's plan a trip soon 🥰

lilymhe oh 1000%!!!

user5 i love wag friendships sm

lewishamilton looks like fun!

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user6 random

user7 perhaps…

yourusername 📍 rome

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yourusername ti amo, italia 💚🤍❤️

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yourfriend1 where to next? 😻

yourusername london! you coming?

yourfriend1 well actually........ 👀

yourusername 🎉🎉🎉🎉

user8 omgg so cute

user9 carmen is so gorg

user10 y/n ur so beautiful wowwww

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carmenmmundt miss you already ❤️

yourusername take me backkk 🇮🇹

yourfriend2 as gorgeous as ever 😘

yourusername ilyyy

yoursister so jealous omg looks amazing

yourusername you should come next time!!!

yoursister oh for sure

yourmother beautiful darling ❤️

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lewishamilton gorgeous pics! i love italy

yourusername one of my fav places to visit!

lewishamilton mine too!

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yoursister miss you!!!!

yourusername miss you babes

user11 so beautiful

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user12 😍😍😍

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yourfriend1 see you there x

yourusername omg i cant wait

lewishamilton no way! are you free to link up?

yourusername i could probably make some time for lunch?

lewishamilton yea! if that's not too much trouble

yourusername absolutely not! you can text me xx-xxx-xxx :)

lewishamilton 👍

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lewishamilton 📍 london

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lewishamilton visiting home 🏠

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user17 omg??? soft launching already??????

user18 OMGGGG

user19 he loves her your honour

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user20 interesting interesting 🤨

user21 guys.....how old is she lol

user22 didnt even think about this

user23 she's in her 20s i fear

user24 …no comment

georgerussell63 whipped already

lewishamilton 🤷‍♀️ call me old fashioned

user25 yea old fashioned coz she's like 10 yrs younger than him 😂😂😂

user26 💀 violation

user27 not the classic age gap discourse abt 2 consenting adults...

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user28 them liking this 😂 they're already sick of it

user29 tbh she's cute as hell i love her lol

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carmenmmundt miss you!

yourusername miss you babe

user30 oh to be friends with y/n

user31 still in london? 🤨

user32 feed us with bf lewis content 👀

lewishamilton you have other friends? 🤨

yourusername we're friends?

lewishamilton we aren't?

yourusername well i think we've got our wires crossed here… 👀

lewishamilton really? you free tonight? to uncross the wires, of course

yourusername for you? absolutely

lewishamilton pick you up at 7 x

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yourusername 📍 london

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yourusername pics i sent to my mother this week 🍒

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user33 oh god this is so cute

user34 is she lewis' gf?

user35 apparently

user36 the caption awww

user37 her mother? true coz she's so young 👶

user38 😂😂😂😂

user39 oh please 🙄

user40 the love note on the napkin... ur sick omg

user41 sooooooo dreamy oh my god

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user42 awww y/n liked this comment 🥹

yourfriend2 been swept off your feet? 👀

yourusername ask me again in a week

yourfriend2 😂 trust me, i will

user43 OMG?

user44 how is she so gorgeous wow

user45 cant get past her being younger than me 😭

user46 some of u guys are wayyy too obsessed with her age?? it's getting weird

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user47 she liked this...

user48 yup she's sick of it too 🤷‍♀️

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user49 CUUUUUTE

user50 ugh lewis is so doting bf

user51 he adores u girl

user52 luckiest girl on the planet

carmenmmundt & where are you now, missy?

yourusername budapest babe

carmenmmundt BUDA WHERE?

yourusername hm? 😇

carmenmmundt oh i will be seeing you this weekend

yourusername …

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user58 oh my god 🥺

user59 WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO CUTE

user60 we lost him folks

carmenmmundt oh i called it 😊

yourusername shoo!!!

mercedesamgf1 💙💙

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user61 i love them omg

user62 the most gorgeous couple

lewishamilton 📍 budapest

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lewishamilton back up on the podium, what a weekend!

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user63 AHHH he's whipped for her tbh

user64 omg two pics of her 👀

carmenmmundt lucky charm!!!!

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lewishamilton seems that way yea 🩷

georgerussell63 congrats man what a race 🫶

lewishamilton 💙💙💙

user65 aww a roscoe appearance so cute

charles_leclerc congrats! sending love from leo to the both of you ;)

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lewishamilton big love! ❤️

user66 soooooo cute

oscarpiastri so honoured to share the podium with you this weekend lewis!! & so great to meet y/n of course

lewishamilton pleasure was all mine! will see you up there again im sure 🔥

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user67 WTFFFF

user68 so cute & supportive i love this sport

yourusername so proud 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

lewishamilton my lucky charm 💙 thanks for being there

yourusername oh im so honoured just to be invited!! you were amazing out there x

lewishamilton that's all i ever want to hear from u😉

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[likeiknoworsmthin]

HC, Bruce is in an On/off (if we're on the same geography location) relationship with Selina and Khoa (each independent from the other) and they're free to pursue other people in the meanwhile, so the bat kids are just wanting to hook up Bruce with Clark and Diana to get ride of Khoa towards the years

Dick "I'm fine with the multiple partners cycle and the on/off relationships, all cool, but I draw the line at fuckin Minhkhoa Khan." Grayson.

Dick (12yo): Supes would be a good boyfriend? don't you think? So nice and gentle, so much better than that bet-asshole.

Bruce: Lenguaje. And Clark is already in a relationship, ¿I thought you like Miss Lane?

Dick: Yeah, but she's a girl. He doesn't have any boyfriend, and you could get him, will be fun.

Bruce: *Horrified at what he has done to Dick's concept of relationships* Most people just have one partner at a time like your parent...

Dick "Circus kid": ¡Ja! You should come up with something better, nobody does that, my parents used to kiss other people all the time.

Bruce: *refrains the urge to facepalm. Of course. And of course, thinking about his family, he has no one to use as an example* I'm really not making this up, most people date a person at a time. Besides, I think he's straight.

Dick: *confused* That doesn't even make sense!

Bruce: It means that he does not feel attracted to men. At all. I'm serious, Dick, don't bother him.

Dick: *snorts* Yeah, sure, B. *Wanders off of the bat cave*

A few weeks later, being baby-sat by Clark.

Dick: So... I heard a rumour

Clark: ¿Yeah? ¿Something you want to share?

Dick: Is it true that you only date a person at a time or is just for one of each.

Clark: *FLUSTERED, too flustered to function* ¿Wha-...?

Dick: yeah so you can have a boyfriend ¿Right? Or aunty Lo is in a relationship with Clark, ¿No? So ¿Superman can have a boyfriend? B does that sometimes.

[Clark.exe stop working.]

Later Clark's going to yell at Bruce for what kind of dive he's raising a poor kid in. ¿What the hell is he taught him with all his "playboy" thing? Poor kid will be traumatized...

Jason "My father is a cheater and my mom has to sell herself for her dose. ¿What even is monogamy" Todd.

Jay(13): So you like cats? *Just after a very dramatic fight between Diana and Cheetah, while Jason is visiting for the new museum exhibit*

Diana: .... *Utterly confused* Yes, of course.

Jay: Not to rain in your parade, but that cat-lady is too... Unique for you. Don't cha'? Should try the Gotham, flavor, she's classy and include a bonus bat.

Diana: *Holding laughter* I didn't mean it like that.

Jay: Yeah, sure, keep telling ya that. *Stops here, but tries to bouch for Bruce and Selina every chance he has. Diana is too amused.*

Casandra "My parents didn't even teach me how to talk, not even mention what a "normal" relationship is like" Cain.

Cass (15): *Shoves the three of them under a mistletoe in a holiday Wayne gala (It's Bruce's gala, Clark is working and Diana is a guest)* Now, Kiss.

Tim "My parents each have multiple lovers outside marriage" Drake.

Tim (14): *pulls a power point* ¿Have you ever heard the benefits included in date The Bat? Could be a interesting offer for you both. First of all, money will not be a problem anymore....

Clark *fresh out divorced and forced to confront that he is, in fact, NOT straight and his "brotherly love" for his best friends has nothing of brotherly in it"

Diana: *Remember when Jason used to try to pull this out, so she's a little nostalgic and very amused*

Steph "Actually I have a good basis but my dad is an asshole and monogamy never did nothing for my mother" Brown

Steph (15): So, you're kissing with the boss

Clark: No...

Steph: then you should.

Clark: I...

Steph: ¿Why no? You're a cute couple.

Clark: ¡We're not...!!

Steph: c'mon, just a kiss...

Carrie "My parents are monogamous but I don't know them enough to make an affirmation about it" Kelley.

Carrie (16): So, Boss ¿When are you going to stop your stubbornness and admit that you want to eat their faces?

Bruce: That's very crude and I don't.

Carrie: then you want them to eat your face. Tomate tomato.

[sinisxtea]

MOOT TAG: What genre of music does your moots remind you of ?

im honestly not a very big genre specific person, i listen to whatever slaps so i don't usually choose music based on genre lol... but these are just my thoughts!

psychedelic pop/acid pop - @ldh0000

everytime we talk i lowkey feel like we're both high as fuck and honestly psychedelic pop really fits ur vibe idk... haunting hippy??? love u, let's not get a divorce

kr&b - @aquaphoenixz

if the walk album is anything to prove lol… you definitely have a thing for r&b. (ahem seori ahem cough cough seori) but valid… i love r&b as well <33

hyperpop - @syatchy

this isn’t even a discussion lol. love u 🫶🫶

disco - @lyvhie

girl you give off such 70s vibes but with a modern edge kinda? like the whole, “stop thinking, let’s dance!” thing that bruno mars, dua lipa, lady gaga (kinda) have got going on!

indie pop - @polarisjisung

or the genre i like to call mental illness /j (for legal reasons that's a joke don't come after me) no bc you embody this feeling of nostalgia? that's kind of like peaceful and calming, but also can definitely turn up the volume if needed? i'm thinking lana del rey, mitski, tv girl, maybe some 21p in there too.

afrobeats/amapiano - @riri4andy

although the genre has recently blown up, you have to really feel the vibes in order to like this genre of music, from what i've noticed it's usually a hit or miss if someone likes this style, but the vibes i get from you really embody the soulfulness of the genre.

y2k pop - @chenlesfavorite

you might not listen to a lot of y2k pop, but the y2k vibes are really coming from you! you seem so stylish, classy and fashionable! your creative endeavors are all over the place! it very much reminds me of that period in between the 90s and the 00s, although some modern songs have that vibe (stream midas touch by kiof 🙏)

house music - @galacticnct

when i thought of music genres for u the first thing that came into my mind was "gay people getting it down in the club" which i was then like. idk what genre that is, but i think i've managed to just place it upon house music. think bibora...

alt r&b / indie rock - @spiderm444rk

honestly i couldn't decide between the two lol. i feel like you fit the alt r&b aesthetic more than the indie rock vibe, but i'm only keeping indie rock on here bc of... mark lee!

synth-pop - @yeonzzens

tbh i know we have similar music taste, so i was thinking of how i could categorize it as? synth-pop is quite broad actually, and there a lot of different sub genres under it, but i feel like it really embodies the type of music that you like.

city-pop - @lotties-readings

city-pop but purely for the vibes. <33 it's so cozy and comforting, but also feels like a blend of the past and present. both seem so nice and peaceful, that it's almost like you're perfectly content with where you are right now. (did not mean for that to get poetic um i just yapped)

kpop - @nanaxwi

SDJSKDJKS I GAVE UP i tried. i wanted to pick a unique category but honestly i can't get a vibe for what type of music you listen to. kpop is broad and embodies many different genres and music techniques and it's very experimental and open to new things, which embodies you as well!!!!

[beanghostprincess]

WOMEN MY BELOVED

Okay but Shanks being SUCH A SIMP is so hilarious and also RIPE FOR CHAOS. She needs a non-fruit user for some of it ((maybe up to and including some seastone experiments)), and Mihawk either can't or Won't ((or, and he refuses to admit it, doesn't exactly want to run the risk of hurting her or Croc if there's Residue)). Now she has the Best Little Guinea Pig Ever.

Shanks never considered himself to have a weird k!nk for unhinged scientist clown women, but hey, Buggy awakens things in him, what can he say?

Also imagine the exchanges there.

B: "so we're gonna take this bomb, and I'm gonna throw it at you. And you're gonna cut it, and see if the explosion causes any damage."

S: "I dunno, Bugs, it could be kinda dangerous-"

B: "if you do, I'll kiss you."

S: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

GODS AND YEAH THE OUTFITS

Personally, I think she'd either be fairly The Same as far as outfits go, for practicality, but she also is friends with Alvida, and she's a Flashy Princess, so OBVIOUSLY there's gonna be some SKIN. And just... imagine for a moment.

A gathering for/of pirates. No I do NOT care that it's not a Canon feasible event. Moving on.

Pirate Gathering. A Dress Code. Formal.

Clown Princess in Princess Dress.

Clown Woman In Any Dress. And HEELS. and if it gets uncomfortable, she just detaches her ankles and floats while her feet rest at their table.

Crocodile and Mihawk get to coordinate with her a lil bit, and they both get to watch her bounce around and just grin bc no matter who she charms or spends time with or Spends Time With (👀), she's still theirs. Open relationships.

Also also - consider Luffy and crew being there. Sanji is SWOONING. Nami is disgusted to be a clown fucker, but she's also Looking. There's bets being plaxed on Who Will Flirt First and one of Who Will Be Most Successful.

Luffy meanwhile is splitting his time between FOOD, FRIENDS, and AUNTIE HI HOW ARE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS.

She acts all annoyed and put out but she and Luffy CLICK in a way few ever have, their brands of Unhinged and Feral are complimentary.

((Extra Bonus, maybe it's a gathering for the Emperors. Shanks is there too. He is frothing at the mouth bc AAAAA LUFFY and AAAAA BUGGY and AAAAA LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER.

The only way we include Teach in this is if he's in Dirty Baby Jail, hit on Buggy and got OBLITERATED, or Buggy point blank 'seduces' him to knock him out, steal his treasure, and then locked him in a closet with seastone cuffs and a toothbrush.))

I love seeing an ask starting with "women my beloved". It makes a lesbian's day. Do not stop loving women.

This is all amazing. Thank you. Yes. Absolutely. Shanks would let Buggy do anything to him and he'd thank her and honestly? Understandable. While Mihawk and Crocodile just see their girl do her own stuff with pleased smiles on their faces. If their clown wants to torment people with her silly shenanigans and lethal inventions, who are they to intervene?

And the outfits would kind of be the same, yeah, but she'd definitely want to catch people's attention. Maybe at first she still wears the same things, but after a while of feeling comfortable in her body and with her identity? She has a closet full of clown-themed outfits. Beautiful dresses. She has everything. From classy, more sophisticated dresses to sillier outfits. Everything is provided by Crocodile because now Buggy is some kind of beautiful Barbie he dresses and watches explode things. "This Barbie is a pyromaniac clown" but like, literally.

Sanji and Nami are having a moment™. Leave them alone. It's understandable. Sanji is shameless about it, though, while Nami is questioning her entire persona (that's only like the first five seconds tho). Zoro wants to get out of there and he can't stand them (<- gay gay homosexual gay) but at least he has a chance to talk to Mihawk again so, whatever. And Luffy won't stop annoying Buggy but she secretly loves the kid a ton, and he won't stop telling her to go "boom boom" on stuff together while they catch up and that's something she can't say no to.

Shanks is going through a heart attack, by the way. I heard those AAAAAAAAAAAAs in his voice. He's SO happy to see Luffy. And SO excited to see Buggy like that. And SO thrilled to see them together getting along. He can't get rid of Mihawk and Crocodile who're staring at him menacingly (because yes, they have an open relationship with Buggy but that does not mean Shanks gets to hurt her again. So they try to be careful even when they know he's pretty much her silly toy now to try her new inventions on) but he doesn't really care about it.

[arokel]

my great grandfather lived during the depression and the war (I knew him till I was 16) and he said they did not say the f work back then. It was a word that was uttered by trashy people only if you know what I mean. He was also a crew chief and said it was rarely if ever uttered in the military too. He said that sh*t, d*mn, h*ll, and b**ch were common but were never uttered where women were present or in earshot. The greatest gen was far different from millennials and genz. Fics and the HBO War dialogue? Kiiiiinda makes for some major inaccuracy. (Mainly looking at tom hanks and steven spielberg)

just thought id throw that out there :) from one history enthusiast to another

I'm fully aware that this is bait, but I'm treating it like a serious ask anyway because now I get to talk about one of my favorite youtubers :)))))

the reason I say swearing was dependent on the individual/situation is that I recently re-watched this video from Simon Roper about the history of swearing! he focuses more on the 1800s and Britain, but I think a lot of what he says does apply to the US as well (except for the stuff about cunt, obviously).

frankly I don't think putting the "greatest generation" on a pedestal of ideological pureness does any of us any good, especially as history buffs - they lived in a turbulent time and many of them made the best choices they could, but it's also worth remembering that in the aftermath of world war two they went about scrubbing the narrative so thoroughly as to position themselves as the squeaky-clean heroes some people see them as today. they swore, and they fucked, and they committed atrocities and petty sins just like every other generation. (in case anyone wants other reading recs, I'd suggest Looking for the Good War by Elizabeth Samet, though parts of it are kind of a slog)

there is a lot to be said for the influence of protestantism on American culture that I think DOES support your argument - many of our less taboo oaths come directly from protestant ethics and censorship from the 1500s onward. zounds (god's wounds), blimey (god blind me) and I'll be darned (I'll be damned) are all part of the same tradition. unfortunately due to obscenity laws it's very difficult to study the evolution of swearing through print sources, so we're left with a very spotty picture based mostly on anecdotal evidence.

it sounds to me like your grandfather was a classy guy, and I don't doubt that in his circles men DIDN'T swear around ladies. but one person's experience does not translate universally, and the historical evidence I've seen points to swearing being much more common throughout our history than costume dramas would have you believe - aka, Spielberg probably got it right! sanitizing the past only ever serves to make our depictions of it less accurate.

(genuinely everyone go check out Simon Roper's stuff if you have even a passing interest in historical linguistics; his stuff is so interesting and well-presented and he really feels like the old youtube before it got terrible)

[shiningdesignersreflections]

Chapter 3: Stranger's Promise

Narrated by Marina.

Narrator: I glance around Cersei's stall. On the black velvet tablecloth lies an old, frayed set of tarot cards.

Narrator: A tall girl in an elegant, classy gown and a crystal crown is sitting behind the table. She looks like a beautiful princess!

Narrator: She shuffles the cards gracefully. I'm surprised to spot some green stubble under her veil.

Narrator: Cersei's deskmate, the youth in the noble outfit, is also standing at the side.

Noble Youth: Where are you from, young lady?

Marina: The voice...

You: So that "youth" is actually a girl...

Narrator: Meanwhile, a figure clad entirely in metal scraps is attempting to get up from the couch in the back, producing a series of loud clangs.

Robot: Activating... 20%... 30%, 35%... Activation failed.

Narrator: The strange metal man gives up his attempt and sinks back into the couch.

Cersei: Hey, Robot, don't scare our sixth member away.

Marina: What a group of weirdos.

Cersei: Bingo! That's right! We're weirdos indeed. You're indeed destined to be our sixth member.

Cersei: Let me introduce you. This is our Princess. This one is Prince. The robot dude is human, but you can just call him Robot.

Marina: You can call me Marina.

Prince: A very good name. Easy to remember.

Cersei: We all live in the Dorm of the Strange. The other students all call our building a forbidden zone!

Marina: Is that something worth being proud of?

Cersei: Anyway, if you join our club, you get free access to the Dorm of the Strange. You'll be one of us!

Narrator: Her words simply put me in a bad mood once again.

Marina: But I'm not even a student in your school.

Narrator: Princess, who has been standing silently at the side, finally sighs.

Stubbled Princess: Yeah, she's right. She's a kid. Can't you tell?

Cersei: So? She can just join the club now and enter Cicia School of Design later.

Narrator: I look up in surprise to meet Cersei's genuine, intense gaze.

Marina: B-but by the time I get in... you'll all have graduated.

Cersei: Nah, I should've graduated 4 years ago, and I'm still here. Who knows when I'll graduate? We might become classmates.

Cersei: By the way, where do you live, Marina?

Marina: I live on a big, big ship! Bigger than the whole campus, actually.

Marina: We sail all day. I don't know where to, but my brother says we'll find our destination someday.

Cersei: Wow, that sounds amazing. I deserve my own ship, too.

Narrator: Princess nods elegantly, stroking the stubble on her chin.

Stubbled Princess: It'd be nice to go tanning on the deck with a glass of champagne.

Prince: So, do you know how to steer a ship, Miss Marina?

Marina: Of course! I can do anything!

Robot: A ship bigger than the whole campus... It must be powered by cutting-edge technology. Maybe tech from the Ruins.

Narrator: They all start chatting. It's like they've already accepted me and fully believe I really do live on a gigantic ship.

Narrator: I feel right at home hanging out with them. It's almost magical. How should I describe this feeling?

Choose either "It's friendship" or "It's the mutual understanding between weirdos."

If "friendship," ...

You: It's friendship! You've made some great friends.

Narrator: So, is this what having friends feels like? Now I see why people find university fun.

If "weirdos," ...

You: It's the mutual understanding between weirdos. You fit perfectly with each other.

Narrator: Who cares if others find me weird? And what makes them so "normal" anyway?

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Marina: But... I'm the 6th member, right? Shouldn't there be one more person here in that case?

Cersei: She went out to buy something. Oh, I see her over there!

Aeon: Marina!

Narrator: Before I can see the face of the fifth member, my brother has come looking for me.

Aeon: Where have you been? I've been looking for you for a while.

Marina: Aeon! You're already done?

Aeon: Yeah, it's time to go home.

Narrator: I hurriedly say goodbye to the members of the Research of Magical Humans Club and run over to take my brother's hand.

Narrator: From a distance away, I turn back and let my gaze linger on the stall a little bit longer.

Narrator: A new, grayish figure is standing by the small table now. The silhouette reminds me a little of a mirror we have on the Ark.

Aeon: What are you looking at, Marina?

Marina: Nothing, nothing! I didn't see a thing.

Marina: Aeon, can I study here in the future? I made some new friends and promised we'll become classmates someday!

Aeon: You want to go to school? Of course, you can go.

Marina: Really? You're the best!

Aeon: But if you want to pass the exam, you'll need lessons in history, languages, math, and more. Let's start lessons once we get home!

Marina: Huh? Nooooo! I don't wanna go to university anymore!

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

[macaroni-rascal]

Okay, my chirpetry of the skating and the costuming thereof will be all over the place today because I'm watching shit out of order, or I should say, I'm prioritizing events based on my level of giving a fuck. We're starting with the pairs, it seems like.

French kids #1: His outfit I'm not even gonna bother with, but her dress has been filling me with rage ever since I first saw it, especially since this isn't the Corpse Bride program. I'm calling it Dresse Macabre. Whose idea was it to a) make her look naked and b) embellish the dress with... ribs? Especially since - didn't this boy's previous partner retire because of an ED? I'm questioning the decision making all around, particularly hiring Gui as choreographer, since he's done some real stinker pair programs that never came together technically for the team. He should stick to ice dance.

French kids #2: Bruno is such a dish and I so want him to succeed, but this team has a bit less potential than the previous one, and he'll need to do some serious work to get them where they need to be. That twist looked like it could be a quad some day. His styling was so Morganesque that it gave me a bit of an ick, and her dress was so cute... from the bust down. Mismatched mesh is usually a supply chain issue, but the sleeves are a choice and such an unnecessary one at that. Mark here with a masterclass in classy commentary - yes, they do need to spend time with a ballet instructor, you're so right, Mark.

Anna and Poje Manuel: The costumes were a bit predictable but at least they fit the music. By Italian pair team standards, they're best-dressed, honestly. There's a Duhamelness to her, and I don't mean it in a bad way - she's really working out there on the ice. So nice to see someone point their toes in a lift, it's a lost art! The way the bottom of his vest was flapping around and cutting him in half was a bit distracting, but what I love is how we're seeing the Italian pair field build up because they've reached critical coaching mass. I loved their step sequence in particular. Ondrej is doing some great work, they have potential.

Danny and child: An East of Eden program in 2023 - that's what we're being subjected to. Fine, whatever. I thought it was going to be Riverdance, judging by the costumes. Do you understand my disdain for boatnecks on men in this sport now? Look at that thing puffy thing flopping around. From afar, it all looks so Christmas-y. Her hair and accessories are cute and the dress is fine, but uninspired and underwhelming, and again with those skating dress pentagrams. I don't understand why this pairing happened, particularly because there have been partnerless pair boys her own age in the U.S. recently that she'd at least have a future with. They have some nice movement quality but they've been overhyped and overscored.

Tria: They did so well! But there are more important things than being clean, and I fear they haven't gotten that memo yet. My concern is that this is their ceiling ☹️. The lack of transitions and his inability to perform some of the turns is going to hold them back, especially going up against gritty teams like Deanna and Max. Their programs are fine but too similar to what they did last year, and they needed something extraordinary this year to make them stand out and move up. They needed to go to a superstar choreographer like a Lori or a David to get whatever political boost they could get, they might not get another opportunity of an open field like this again. Alison seems lovely, but she's a base value coach and all her teams have the same issues and the same limitations. They need a harder throw if they're going to be a factor. The costumes I kinda hate and I know I'm being harsh, but the dress is too similar to one Ev wore ~4 years ago and I'm assuming it's the same designer because the girls always have a wedgie problem and the guy's costume is always perfunctory. It's frustrating because I feel like they're capable of so much more and they don't know it, and everyone's waiting for them to break into the top tier, but they don't know how. I know this was a W for them but I think they have more potential than they're even aware of. I hate to criticize because they clearly slayed, but it was more of a function of the state of the field than anything else. I just want them to soar. Anyway, Vanessa in shambles, good for them, please don't Mike it up tomorrow!

Mi gente Latino: Please get ur shit together on the jumps and throws because you are beautiful! I love me some Paganini. The color of the costumes is delightful and I'm kinda digging her classic pairs dress for its simplicity. So here's the thing about dressing pair guys - you don't need to use tricks that make the guys look broader - they already are. He needs a longer, fitted, untucked shirt, he doesn't need the sash in the front, or the cummerbund, or the awkward depth of the V, or the flappy random-length sleeves. Idk, they need to send them to Oakville or somewhere to figure out their elements because I'm aboard this struggle bus with them and I want it to be a party bus instead. Please medal here because I just can't.

Kovalevs: Why are the Kovalevs? Like, srsly, why are they? I'm really struggling to find something constructive to say so I'm just gonna keep my trap shut, I'm sure they're working hard and everything. I want to burn their costumes for heat.

Sara and Nicco: I'm trash for this team, which is why some of the things they do irritate me so. This program is so snoozy and so schmaltzy, I checked out multiple times throughout. The appliqués and stoning on her dress are truly random, and it looks like they borrowed his shirt from the local decommissioned opera house. His pants need to be a different color. I'd give them completely new outfits, they're so pretty, they look like they stepped out of a movie and they deserve movie star-worthy costumes. And can we please figure out the wedgie issues already? It looks so painful! I like the balayage but it's so yellow and inexpertly done. Another great team that needs just a liiiitle more elevation of the presentation and music choices to be stunning, this is all a bit below them, they have this classic pair quality that I'd been yearning for for so long and I need them to be contenders, you know?

Anyway, on to my love/hate discipline, the dance!

Oh my gosh, Fashionista Nonny, I've been sick as a dog, and had a full nyquil induced hallucination sequence that I posted this and added comments. I can't remember what those were, so I'm just going to post for the people, because you're such an icon!

[randomvarious]

Today's compilation:

After Dusk 1985/1986 Soft Rock / Pop-Rock / Pop / R&B / Soul

Well, it looks like I kinda got got with this mid-80s release from the prolific compilation K-tel label here, folks. Nowhere on the front or back cover of this album of soft and saucy 70s and early 80s tunes does it indicate that any of these songs are re-recordings, but it looks like almost all of them actually are 😑.

And normally, re-recordings are pure, unadulterated acts of mortal sin that should 100% be illegal, but most of the selections on this album are actually pretty tasteful and really aren't nearly as disappointing as almost all other re-recordings tend to be. Maybe none of these will ever be as good as their corresponding original versions, and to be sure, some of them are still pretty bad, but a handful of them, I think, definitely manage to satisfy; which is actually pretty surprising.

So, a somewhat eclectic batch of hits here that are well-suited for getting busy to 😏, from soft rock, to pop, to R&B and soul; classy, pleasant, smooth, and intimate fare that's, for the most part, not too overly sentimental or sappy, like a whole lot of love songs just naturally tend to be. We're talking feelgood, tender radio classics, like Lobo's "I'd Love You to Want Me," whose cooing female backing vocal and lightly throbbing kickdrum still make this particular version a real pleaser, and Dobie Gray's "Drift Away," which finds Dobie clearly older, but with more ruggedness in his voice this time around.

And pretty great vocal harmonies to be found from some of the groups on here too, like The Association's "Never My Love," and The Tremoloes' "Silence Is Golden" as well.

Kinda miffed that K-tel totally got away with not making it apparent that this album consisted almost entirely of re-recordings, but be that as it may, they actually seem to have done a pretty decent job here. And sure, an album like this might be missing some of soft and steamy pop and rock's most memorable staples, like "Afternoon Delight" and "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)," but maybe it's best that I'm not exposed to re-recorded versions of those songs anyway, huh? 😅

Highlights:

Lobo - "I'd Love You to Want Me" The Association - "Never My Love" Dobie Gray - "Drift Away" The Tremeloes - "Silence Is Golden"

[allthemusic]

Week ending: 7th August

We've got a pair of songs today that reached Number 1 and Number 2 respectively. I'm always kind of excited, when I see that, and I think sometimes it's not actually good for setting expectations, because actually, a lot of my favourite songs don't do as well. The charts are just measuring what people bought, it's not necessarily correlated with things being actually properly good. So we shall see if this week's tracks are actually any good...

When - The Kalin Twins (peaked at Number 1)

The start of this has the same energy that Twilight Time had, in that it somehow feels like it should be used in a film scene to tell the audience "we're in the 1950s now". Except rather than the smoky, classy bar that Twilight Time evoked, this has taken us straight to a teenage hangout. There's a jukebox in the corner and people are ordering sundaes. It's young, and peppy, and a little bit vapid, you know?

Hal and Herbie Kalin seem to have been some pretty standard-issue pop-ish rockers, albeit with the distinction of being actual identical twins, the first (but not only!) twins to top the UK charts. They were up and comers in the Washington DC club scene, but were struggling to get a record deal until this song came along. And fair enough, because it's catchy stuff, very easy to get stuck in your head - after a listen or two, you definitely can sing along.

The whole thing trots along at a good pace, and has just about everything you want in a 1958 rock song, from slightly excessive amounts of backing singing, to some genuinely awesome saxophone, to a shedload of tight brotherly harmonies. Their vocal style is vaguely Everly-adjacent, very pleasant to listen to, and I really like whatever the percussion is, throughout, too - it sounds maybe like a woodblock, or a castanet? Either way, it's distinctive enough to stick in the mind, without feeling weird. Good, competent stuff all round.

Lyrically, it's nothing special, lots of bland lines about how when, when you smile, when you smile at me / Well, well, I know our love will always be. But that's fine. This is definitely a song that's all about the music, not the lyrics. It's a full, busy sounding song, and you don't necessarily want complicated lyrics messing all that up. In that way, you can kind of see this working in a dance club. It's all about vibe, not about what the Kalins are actually singing.

Return to Me - Dean Martin (2)

Goodness, it feels like ages since Dean's graced us with his presence. I can report that he's not changed, at all, though - this, like many of his songs, is a big old plate of warm, well-meaning cheese. Finest Italian parmesan, no less.

It's just about the most Italian / Italian-American song ever. It's from an album called Dino: Italian Love Songs, composed by one Carmen Lombardo, written by one Danny Di Minno. Plus, we've got mandolins, an accordion, and even an actual verse in Italian at the end, as Dean sings Retorna me / Cara mia, ti amo / Solo tu, solo tu, solo tu, solo tu / Mi cuore. It's not subtle, though it feels a little classier and less of a caricature than something like, say, Mambo Italiano or That's Amore.

The Italian part is basically a translation of the sentiment found in the rest of the song, as Dean exhorts his lover to return to me / Oh, my dear, I'm so lonely, / Hurry back, hurry back, oh my love, hurry back / I'm yours. So we're looking at a real sentimental ballad, Dean missing a lover who's left. And the lines about how if I hurt you I'm sorry suggest that Dean is at least partly to blame for this state of affairs. So yeah, this is a part desperate grovelling apology, part "woe is me" mopiness. And all of it is prettily sung, but very very slow and mushy, romantic but also kind of bland. Sorry, Dean.

This is begging to be used as background music in a mafia film. Can't quite explain why, apart from the obvious Italian-ness. But it just feels like it would work, you know?

Those sure were two songs. Neither was bad, but going back to what I said at the top, I do think their high chart rankings are misleading. Still, they're both fairly competent, if not thrilling, and maybe more exciting to the British public, simply by virtue of being glossy and American. Also, the Kalins were adorable, fresh-faced twins, and Dean Martin was a pretty famous, familiar voice, who hadn't put anything major out for a while. So perhaps these were always going to chart fairly well?

Favourite song of the bunch: When

[the-firebird69]

Valhalla | Aston Martin Supercar | Aston Martin (USA)

Our son and daughter came up with this company concept and named it and they started it only 20 years ago and they're winning every race and they're in a stolen design and it's certain people we don't like and they keep doing it so we think we might make the kit car and this particular vehicle but it'll have to be on the mid-age in vehicle the only one is the Corvette and people will do it and it's going to be stamped and for strength and stamp the metal certain type and it's not hard to make it very nice it doesn't take any time and it doesn't take much money to make an hour that alloy metal if you turn into a fly car the very car that we stamp could go about 300K and that's the second fastest after a custom car and people want it and we are going to take preliminary orders. our son and daughter stay down payments or we won't accept the order. Each kit will be about 20 million this car sells for about 40 million we do reinforce a brand new Corvette 2025 chassis and those chassis are built for speed and they are stamped but it's on a real frame too and you'll see weird reinforcing correctly we're going to make it from one of our racing companies that's well known and we will sell them fully assembled and yeah the windshield will be lower it's going to be faster than this and the front end will be a little bit lower it's it's too high you're going to take in all the air and in front of you and lift off the ground it's not right they never do it right but we need it and we want to do it and we're going to take orders and the people who know how to find us in place the orders and it is the Austin Martin Valhalla replica but our version is high performance this version that they sell is slightly high performance but the front end kind of takes it down a few notches and ours will go about 5,000 mph on the road there's will go about 2000 miles an hour but you really don't want to go about 1500 with theirs and yes we're taking orders it is a 20 million dollar car finished price everything attached including the chassis your wheels your tires drivetrain interior everything is done and it's a complete replica we do put the Aston Martin insignia and they have additional designations but the two want to put theirs on it and we won't tell you now what it is but it's because they modified what they did and we do say that Valhalla is kind of like heaven it's not a great name but that's what it is and we will call it the same thing and label it the same and it will look the same except the friend will be down lower and you won't notice it it'll be like three horizontal lines instead of five it's going to be classy of course and if we're not modifying theirs is a complete replica there will be less jigsaw stuff to make it faster and we're going to leave the snorkel and mostly it's going to be the same thing but the windshield needs to be shallower and you won't notice that difference but it will be noticed in performance and it will be a much hotter car no. Aston Martin is hot but you can drive right up to the hotel in the Monaco as a matter of fact they'll probably let you drive one to the racetrack we do want people to purchase it and we will reward people who defeat the 2024 Austin Martin Valhalla in any form of race that's safe yeah if you could call it safe there won't be any back road racing we don't want that

Thor Freya

It's mostly my stuff but the two put it extra into it and it really took off these things feel very fast and they don't fly they have the fit on it

..

I want one and I know how to contact them and I'm tired of this b******* and they can put in the water treatment and the cistern supreme system it's a pre-treatment system and the lunatics would allow it because they think they can tamper with it and it's another way to get rid of them and we have to get rid of himself but we have the ships it's excuse to come in and we have a lot of other work so we treatment and more and bug duty tons of stuff everywhere on Earth is gross and we need it I got to order this car and the down payment is not that bad it's a regular percentage about 15%

Mac daddy

I'm going to go ahead and try and buy one and he's saying it's 20% and I hear what the number really is

Ben Arnold

I have to buy one two of them he says that's terrific I got to buy two I'll see you better build it for me I'm going to call you these losses

Jen

I don't have to buy one I know who I am I don't think they'll sell to me he says if your money is real but why would you buy one I don't know to have a fastest car that's good that's why they send someone up there looks like Jesus LOL that's funny what the saying is they're not accepting those requests from me right now until you calm down I get that

Trump

Doing it by a lot of them so I can put down payment on the four of them

Jason

I had to put it down payment of four of them too that would make eight

Lily

We want to buy these things and we want to make sure we can they don't want people cluttering the airwaves who can't afford them

Mac daddy

We're not closing the airwaves we plan on buying them and using them we don't know how to do it it's real to us it's going to be real to them and we're moving out

Jason lily

I'm going to put down my down payment

Stan

I'm going to get a different color and beat you in a race and they said they're going to give us free stuff and then he says you have to race one of the old ones not the new one that we sell and it's only one year old I get that I'm going to do that it's close to the one that I drove in the track

Sherry

I'd like to see what you get when you race but I'm still going to buy one

Bill

We're saying we get you something when you win so when you win the race we will get you another of our Valhalla

Thor Freya

So it's worth it so I'm going to buy one

Bob Marsh

Oh we get it now we buy your car it's really on the Corvette chassis which is very fast this year because of our friend here and people are buying it like madness and it's faster than the real Aston Martin fastest car on earth and we're going to win the race and we'll have more of them so I'm going to buy one

Two that is

Tommy d

I have to get one tell the truth there's no reason why I'm able not to if they're crying out loud I don't think I'm Mr Bean okay I am and that was embarrassing right over the side I think I can win a race it's mid-aging and the new Corvette will stick ass cuz I made fun of them let me know what's that and it is a stamped body on the test I see that for the chassis and it's a real frame as well that makes it very sturdy and we're going with the Corvette motor it's attached to the chassis good I'm safe and we're going to change out the exhaust and the top end as a base kit change and the ultra high performance is the interior parts are titanium alloy yes okay so I'm going to buy the ultra performance and we're going to blow that thing off the road so I can get another ultra performance and have to write it up like that and I'm going to put in for mine

Justin

You see how this works and we can do with other things if they get behind it and it's people that can make avenues and ways of getting things out we can go ahead and do it. We have a lot of stuff like this we have a lot of those stupid Polaris vehicles and we bought them from Trump and they are saying no to it all but really people are not buying them because we're firstly not advertising them and we can do it a little bit spica stuff and see if they wanted to post some orders for the Baja car and it's a heck of a car it really is it's a nice vehicle and people love it all over the world already and they've only seen a few and take picture took pictures of it so we're getting some interest from them now and we are going to talk about a few things they might want to buy while they're at it Rolls-Royce has been a big topic and Bentley because the morons won't let anybody do it and they don't want these pseudo empire to get jacked up on it or the max or us and what we say is screw you to them and we're making them and we can have brochures on all these cars you can pick and choose or we can present what we have make a Rolls-Royce we make it from the ground up and it is made outside of the UK because the UK is overrun and they don't want to make anything conversely I'll send his offerings again to make a Bayliner it's a different kind of motivation and it's actually more potent he says because they're going to be riding around thinking they're doing well and DJ says good and how many can you make he says unlimited they're cheap as hell he says I don't want to hear that so we have to get him a brochure on the Bayliner and the hole is different but the concept is the same because our son and daughter wanted it to be the same do we have a decent way of making it and it still has all of the opportunities and we still would offer to have them build portions of it and assemble them but we would make a few first to show that we actually have the ability and he wants a bunch so we're going to talk to him and this is how it's going so there's other things that we can bring it up tomorrow he's going to get ready sleep so thank you everybody and have a good night and we will give you an update in a moment before sleep time

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues yeah he's tired right now and he took a shower already and he's telling me about his help that he's got coming for me to be protected by and they're moving in now because some ships are heating up and that's Savage oppress and now it is nuana and Ariana and they're saying the pseudo empire this movie in 200 billion and they're getting that many from the Max and that money from foreigners and the minority warlock are moving in about 50 billion it's going on right now and I appreciate it

Hera

[skin-slave]

I'm sorry if people hurt you. But God doesn't make evil happen. Satan does. Please choose God.

My brain: Do not engage. Block. Delete.

Also my brain: You know what?

See, if god is omniscient, that means he knows everything at all times. God knew way before creating Lucifer that the fall, etc, were gonna happen. He knew about all the evil. All the punishment. All the suffering. And he did it anyway. On purpose.

It means he knew, before he made ppl, everything that would happen. He already knew about the apple, and that by creating ppl, he would be setting them up for failure. (Which he would then punish, like a parent beating their kid for spilling a glass of water that they themselves filled too full. Real classy.) He knew. And he did it anyway. On purpose.

If you're a little less "from dust," and a little more "Darwin," he knew before the first amoeba that evolution would lead to us. He knew all about genocide, starvation, cancer, babies in dumpsters, deforestation, micro plastics, rape, torture, eugenics, ad-nauseum. He knew everything, in disgusting detail. And he did it anyway. On purpose.

I could not care less if a guy he created, for the express purpose of being a supervillain, has a hand on someone's rudder. It does not matter, even a little bit, if he just set the universe up and let it run, hands-off. His larger plans or whatever are entirely irrelevant.

I'm not omniscient, but I know that, if I make a splodey device, it will explode. Creating that device and then passively letting it explode doesn't make me not responsible. I did it, on purpose, with full knowledge of the ramifications. I don't get to skate by just bc I didn't physically push the shrapnel thru the bystanders. I did that shit.

And I'm tired of getting the spin that "UwU it's not his fault..." If that god is real, he is at fault for literally everything. You cannot say he created babies, but not the leukemia killing the babies. He made them both, and not by chance. It was the most informed choice in the history of ever. Dude looked at pediatric leukemia and went, "yup, sounds like a good idea."

If a person created leukemia, on purpose, knowing it would be killing kids, I would not sing songs about how rad they are. Idgaf if they also made rainbows. That's some really evil shit. The worst person you know would probably pass on creating leukemia. The moral compass is not a little off there. It's gone.

"It's part of his plan," is not a save. It makes it worse. It means that guy values something above the wellbeing and lives of children. It means that, whatever that thing is, he's totally ok with becoming a cosmic Mengele to get it. It means he's too lazy/stupid/apathetic/whatever to get from A to B without torturing and murdering children.

Please tell me you can see how fucking horrific that is. Somebody's dad going, "yeah, I had to slowly kill my kids to get a PS5... well, I mean, I didn't have to... actually, I technically could've just snapped my fingers and one would've appeared... but I work in mysterious ways, ya know?" And we're supposed to respect that amoral piece of shit? Where tf is your moral compass?

And you know what? That same omniscient god knew, at the beginning of time, that I would think and feel like I do, and why. He knew. And he did it anyway. On purpose. Sure, maybe the plan is to wait till I die and torture me for being exactly what he knew I would be. But I would rather sit in hell with other ppl who called out the bullshit, than lick the boots of the worst creature I can imagine. I kinda have standards for myself.

[knbdance]

You live in the same world as me Your eyes that resemble mine Now girl, I’m dying I want you, there’s no denying

Everyone stops to watch as we take the stage.

[batlingsstuff]

|| DREAM SMP HEADCANONS ||

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hello! this is my first time doing headcanons, and i just want to clarify some things:

sadly, i won't be doing requests because i'm busy af with school and i dont want to dissapoint anyone, but you can drop some suggestions and i would think about it! it would be really nice :)

also i won't be writing romantic headcanons for minors or those who are uncomfortable with it, but i can do platonic headcanons for them! ^^

i won't be doing nsfw headcanons either, because i'm uncomfy with sexualizing real people and just writing nsfw in general :)

also, please tell me if someone is uncomfortable with fanfics and/or headcanons and i will erase that part as fast as possible, thanks for passing by! - batling

✦ means platonic

✦ characters : ranboo, tubbo, tommy, philza, techno and jschlatt

♥ means romantic

♥ characters: quackity, wilbur, nihachu, dream, george, sapnap, eret, karl, fundy and bbh

keywords:

(y/n) : your name

(n/n) : nickname

(p/p) : pizza place

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green

┌────── ⋆⋅✦⋅⋆ ──────┐

SLEEPOVERS

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GENDER NEUTRAL

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♥ Quackity

oh boy

i just have two words for this one: pure chaos

he will punch you with a pillow if you try to sleep

and you will be MAD at this

grabbing a pillow and hitting him RIGHT IN THE FACE with all your strenght

he'll probably fake cry about it, saying that you hurt him

after a while of pillow fighting, you guys got tired and plopped into the bed, snuggling into eachother and just enyoing the comfortable silence before drifting to sleep

♥ Wilbur

you two will probably blast hamilton and scream the lyrics till the neighbours wake up and you get angry knocks at your door

and you will laugh at that, lowering the speaker's volume and telling him to lower his voice aswell to avoid your neighbours calling the police

then you'll eat snacks and talk about anything that pops into your mind, laughing at the most silly jokes

he will sing sweet songs to you, making you fall asleep to his calming voice

summary: fluff

♥ Nihachu

you and her will bake pastries at a very late hour

she REALLY enjoys baking with you bc she thinks it's a great way to spend time with you

all this girl wants is to spend her time by your side, doing particularlly anything like streaming, baking, playing games and going outside for a walk and/or shopping

once you finished baking, she will kiss your cheek multiple times. that's her way to tell you that you did a great job :)

you'll spend the rest of the night cuddling, eating your pastries and watching some random movie, commenting about how bad it is and laughing

♥ Dream

bruh

this bitch will speedrun the sleepover

is it possible to speedrun a sleepover? maybe

you'll spend the rest of the night probably playing uncharted 3: drake's deception in his old ps3

after a while, you guys got bored from uncharted and went to his pc to play amnesia: the dark descent

there are 2 options:

you will be scared as fuck and will avoid looking at the screen when you think something bad will happen or when some body will come out from a drawer

or you will be totally chill with it, laughing hard when clay pisses his pants for real when he encounters the gatherer

you named the gatherer 'bob' :)

♥ George

he'll take you to the rooftop

and pushes you so you fall to your death

i mean

he gets blankets and pillows so you can stargaze together

he'll teach you the constelations while pointing them, excited about every single one of them

"look (y/n), that's the ursa major!"

he'll have hot chocolate prepared too, so you don't get cold while stargazing

you try your best to not fall asleep on the rooftop

but eventually fail

when he notices you're asleep, he stops talking about the constellations and carries you to your bedroom, giving you a goodnight kiss and leaving you in your bed so you can have a peaceful rest

♥ Sapnap

hey mamas

i don't know what sapnap will do in a sleepover so i will just improvise B)

you will watch anime together

not any kind of anime, like that romance-comedy bullcrap

no fuck that

you will watch the classy angsty anime like madoka magica

WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

you will fucking cry because of literally anything that happens to the characters

"(y/n) why are you crying it's just a show"

'IT'S NOT ANY SHOW SAPNAP IT'S FUCKING MADOKA MAGICA OF COURSE I'M GOING TO CRY'

the last chapter made you fucking cry harder

AUTHOR HERE I WAS CRYING SO MUCH WHEN IT ENDED

yeah you will basically watch anime with him, cry about it and he will comfort you and bring you a glass of water so you don't have a terrible headache after it

I KNOW THIS HEADCANON SUCKED I'M SO SORRY

♥ Eret

KINGG <3

you two will plan a picnic in your yard

yes your yard

he'll bring a ton of snacks and you'll buy a few drinks

you two spend the rest of the picnic talking about your future and enjoying the snacks

then, he'll make you stand up and will teach you how to dance tango

and of course you will mess everything up

and you even stomped on his feet accidentally, making him wimper

but he brushed off the pain and laughed at your concerned face

after calming down his laughter, he gave you a passionate kiss and hugged you tightly

i love eret ok

♥ Karl Jacobs

this man.

this man is the definition of sweet

you'll spend the night cuddling and making cute pet names for eachother

he will definetely give you a great back massage if you're stressed

then he'll start writing love letters full of things he adore of you

and you'll do the same for him

after that, you will share your letters and just snuggle and smile at the sweet things you guys wrote for eachother

he will deffo shower you with kisses when he finishes reading your letter, telling you that you're the nicest person on earth

and that he loves you so so much

♥ Fundy

i'm a huge fundy simp ok

he will bring his piano to your house and you guys will compose a melody together

he will let you sit on his lap while you play the piano/keyboard with him

fundy will basically teach you how to play basic piano songs

you asked him if you guys could play megalovania together

he said no :(

but still you got to play nice songs together without messing up

and when you got the hang of it, he snuggled his face in your neck and kissed you there genly

and when you got tired, he started playing very calming songs and you fell asleep in his lap, snuggling into his chest

he gently carried to your room and will sleep beside you putting a fair distance so you can have a comfortable sleep!

♥ BadBoyHalo

bbh supremacy

he will get rat ready so you can snuggle with her too :)

you guys will mainly play with rat and talk about life in general

he will call you tons of cute pet names

ofc he will call you muffin it's bbh who we're talking about

he will talk about how bad he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

after a while, he will take you to his kitchen and start making muffins together

he will guide you on how to bake 'em though

you guys had a great time making muffins and cuddling with him and rat :)

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✦ Ranboo

tall mf gives the best piggy back rides

when he gets to your house there is a 100% chance he will bump his head on the door frame

and there is a 100% chance you will make fun of him because of that

"(y/n) please stop laughing my head hurts :("

you'll give him some ice to put on his head while you two play minecraft on your ps4

you will bring snacks too and ask him if his head is better

"yeah, thank you (n/n)"

he will pull you in a hug so you can be comfy together while you play good ol' minecraft

because ranboo surely doesn't play anything besides fucking minecraft

stfu that video of him playing spooky's jump scare mansion doesn't exist

✦ Tubbo

SWEET BE BOYY <3

he will gift you a bee plushie

expect a lot of (FRIENDLY) hugs from him

like fundy, you guys will play piano together

you guys are most likely to prank call some random numbers AND your friends

and you accidentally called some random pizza place

"hello! this is (p/p), may i take your order?"

you were nervous and didn't know what to say

UNTIL YOU CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA

"hello? are you there?"

'hi yes, i would like to order 7 extra large pepperoni pizzas to (tommy's adress).'

"oh- okay! uhm- they will arrive in a few hours. are you okay with that?"

'yes ma'am, thank you.'

when you ended the call, you couldn't help but burst out laughing, knowing that tommy will be so mad at you guys-

✦ Tommy

like quackity, PURE. CHAOS.

you guys will obviously stream your sleepover

doing a q&a stream :)

tubbo and wilbur will probably crash your stream and start spamming things like 'MEETUP??' and 'DIDN'T GET AN INVITE'

you guys laughed and added them to the call

"WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GUYS INVITE ME?" wilbur shouted

'i'm sorry willlll'

you kept playing minecraft with wilbur, tubbo and quackity too since he crashed your stream like an hour later

after the stream, you got up and plopped on the mattress that was on the floor

"tired?"

'yeah'

"okay, good night big (initial)"

✦ Philza

POG

YEAHHH SLEEPOVER WITH THE MINECRAFT GOD

AND KRISTIN'S THERE TOO :)))

and oh god you ADORE kristin

i'm pretty sure she's a total sweetheart

it would be like having a sleepover with your parents

only that it's less boring

you guys will watch a movie together, you will be in one side of the couch eating snacks while phil and kristin are in the other cuddling

you'll eventually bug them about it

after the movie, you fell asleep early and philza noticed, talking to kristin about it too

and wrapped a blanket around you so that you get a good rest :)

✦ Technoblade

mr. blood god teaches you the arts of the CRAFT.

yeah i mean it's techno what else does he play besides minecraft

he will play bedwars w/ u, teaching you how to pvp

"bro you kinda suck tbh"

'stfu techno'

he will comment about how bad you are, but tries to help you get better anyways

and when you do a very poggers gamer move, he praises you

and when he praises you you're all :)))

after awhile, he gets tired from watching you play minecraft and suggest watching anime

fucking weeb

i mean

uh

other thing you guys do together in a sleepover is playing and commenting about pokemon

if you don't like pokemon get tf out of here /J

i was joking please don't leave i respect your tastes

✦ Jschlatt

ooooh boy

get ready for a session of wii training

that's all you guys will do

play wii sports and some other shit like wii music

he will laugh his ass of if you fall while playing wii fit

but he will eventually help you bc outside his funny and shouty persona, he's a really chill guy and a really nice person!

seriously like have you ever seen a theweeklyslap video?

well expect hearing amazing pep talks from him

bc this man is a legend and knows his way to words and is very good at comforting people :)

sometimes you'll rant to him about anything that's happening in your life, and he will listen to you and give you really helpful advice

and you appreciate him so much for that

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

TYSM FOR READING GUYS, i appreciate it if you made it this far :)

i hope you guys really enjoyed these headcanons, it's my first time doing them and aa i'm a bit nervous about posting this but i'll be fine ig

also i'm sorry if there's a grammatical error, english is not my native language and i'm still learning it :) have a nice day/night, drink water and don't fuck up your sleeping schedule!!

[kanjukucompany]

【A3! Translation】 Special Edition: Veludo SHOE STORE (7/9)

previous chapter / next chapter

(translation under the cut)

(glitch text ignore)

Izumi: Good work with your photoshoot, everyone.

Chikage: Good work.

Azami: So we help the customers next?

Muku: I don't know if I'll be assist them properly...

Store Manager: Basically, all you need to do is just check for the size and availability of whatever shoes the customer's looking for. You'll be fine.

Store Manager: If you run into any problems, feel free to talk to me.

Tsumugi: Thank you. That's reassuring.

Store Manager: Now, let me tell you about our customer service here.

Troupe Members: Let's get to work!

-

*door chime*

Hisoka: Welcome, what type of shoes are you looking for?

Customer A: I'm looking for a pair to go out in...

Hisoka: What kind of place do you plan to wear them to?

Customer A: Actually, there's this classical music concert next week.

Hisoka: A concert... In that case, what about these shoes?

Hisoka: The design is classy, but not too formal. Great for small outings like that.

Customer A: Wah~, thank you so much!

Customer A: I wasn't sure about what type of shoes to choose, so your advice was really helpful.

Customer A: I'll buy these.

Hisoka: Thank you.

Chikage: Who knew you'd be so good at customer service?

Hisoka: It's thanks to Itaru.

Chikage: Chigasaki?

Hisoka: Yeah, when he bought me new shoes, he said I should buy them based on my TPO.*

Chikage: Heh, is that so.

-

Hisoka: Are these sneakers from over there? I'll go check the sizes, please wait a moment.

*door chime*

Itaru: (Oh, a new customer...)

Customer B: ....

Itaru: (Are they looking for something...?)

Itaru: What are you looking for?

Customer B: Eh, um....... I'd like some new sneakers.

Itaru: (Huh? But weren't you just looking at the heels...)

Itaru: Alright. You can find the sneakers over here.

Customer B: Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Itaru: ...Do you like sneakers?

Customer B: Huh?

Itaru: You're wearing sneakers right now, so I just figured... I apologize if that's not the case.

Customer B: Ah, no! I like sneakers, they're easy.

Customer B: I wear a lot of casual clothes, so I find sneakers just fit the best...

Customer B: I'll take these. They're sneakers, yet still pretty stylish, so I've been curious about them.

Customer: I thought they'd be good for my first date with this guy.

Itaru: (I see. But it's pretty obvious you really want to wear some stylish heels.)

Itaru: (I can't force them, though.)

Itaru: Is the size 24 cm okay?

Customer B: Yes.

Itaru: I'll go check the inventory, then.

Customer C: I'm not sure... Sir, do you think these will still be here next week?

Hisoka: No, this is our last 24 cm in stock.

Customer C: Eh... Well, I guess I'll buy them then.

Itaru: (Did he just say 'last in stock'? Are you serious...)

Itaru: (Huh, that's the same sneaker that the other customer picked out, size too.... I'll still go check in the back.)

-

Itaru: (Sigh... There's none after all...)

Itaru: I'm sorry, but it seems we're out of stock at the moment...

Customer B: Well, that's okay. I'll get them another time.

Itaru: Ah, um...

Customer B: Yes?

Itaru: What about a different pair of shoes? Like those heels, for example....

Customer B: No, it's okay, really. I'll just come back.

*door chimes*

Itaru: T-Thank you for coming...

Itaru: (...What do I do. I could just leave it at that, or chase after them, but I'd be annoying if I just kept pestering them.)

Hisoka: ...Itaru.

Itaru: Hm...?

Hisoka: If you talk to that person probably, you could probably change their mind. Like you did with me.

Itaru: Hisoka....

Itaru: ...You're right. I'll go after them.

Cat: Nya.

Customer B: Wah, a cat!?

Cat: Nyaaan.

Customer: I'm sorry, but could you let me through?

Itaru: (Good job, cat!)

Itaru: Customer.

Customer B: Huh?

Itaru: Excuse me, but... You really want to wear heels, right?

Customer B: .....

Itaru: I saw you eyeing the heel rack earlier, so I just assumed you were interested....

Customer B: ...To be honest, I actually want to wear stylish heels.

Customer B: But they don't look good on me, they wear me out, not to mention how hard heels are to walk in... I just thought they'd be too much for me.

Itaru: In that case--.

*time, place, occasion

[popes-jj]

Paradise on Earth - Pogues x Routledge!OC PART 2

Summary: The twins have a meeting.

Pairings: Pogues x OC + some JJ x OC, (rafe x oc later)

Warnings: swearing and drugs? Some mentions of sexual activity. I think that's it

Part 1

MASTERLIST

Cassie woke up to the sound of John B falling out of bed. She groaned as she lifted her head off the comfort of her soft pillow. She stood up and pulled on the first pieces of clothing she found slung over a chair in the corner of her room. She opened her bedroom door and took a step out, getting nice view of JJ grinding up on some girl she didn't fully recognise, John B walked out and saw Cassie, he poked his head around and chuckled at the sight.

"Hey! C'mon, man, get out of here!" JJ threw something at the door, John B closed it and laughed.

He faced Cassie with a big smile upon his face. "Don't worry, Cass, one day you'll get laid too."

"Ugh, shut up, Bird." She taunted. "I've been laid plenty of times for my satisfaction, thank you!" She pushed his shoulder and walked into the kitchen. "Hungry?" She asked the room. It wasn't really a question she expected to be answered, she always made breakfast for the Pogues in the morning. Kiara was laying down on the pull out in the living room and put her thumb up in response, John B stopped to look at a photo of their dad with his kids, the two Routledge twins. Pope was asleep outside on a bench, feeling the hot Outer Banks heat.

"Oh, day drinking, John B? How classy." Cassie teased as her brother grabbed a cold bottle of beer from the fridge.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, eggs?" He asked, as he took off the cap. Cassie hummed in response as she got to her usual work of making a pogue-style breakfast. It's not like she minded, she enjoyed cooking, it was one of her only hobbies, a passion more so than anything. Kiara had saving the environment, Pope had his passion for wanting to be a Coroner, JJ had drugs and drink and well.. John B had surfing and the idea that their father was still alive somewhere.

She liked that they were all unique but were ever so close.

The door to their fathers room opened, revealing a happy JJ and a slightly embarrassed girl. The girl stood behind JJ as he walked up to Cassie in the kitchen. "Morning, Gorgeous, Eggs? Nice." The nickname JJ gave the Routledge girl wasn't anything new, he did this almost every day, at first it was a joke but after a while it had gotten to the point where it was habit for JJ to call Cassie anything but her name most of the time.

"Eggs." She confirmed, focusing on her cooking.

"I like scrambled if possible?" JJ's girl spoke up.

Cassie looked up at her with no expression and turned her eyes to JJ. He swiftly turned his body around to face his one-night stand.

"Sweetheart.. this was good. I'll see you around?" He put on a soft smile, trying not to seem like a completely asshole. The girl took the hint and left, not without slamming the door behind her.

"Jesus, was there a need for that." Kiara complained from the pull out. JJ mouthed sorry to the girls before wandering outside to talk to the boys.

"Bacon?" Kiara asked as she walked up and sat herself next to the counter.

"Of course. It's like you don't know me!" Cassie faked being hurt.

John B walked back into the house after a while with the two other boys, Cassie finished up served them each a plate.

"Meeting today?" Pope asked, eyeing up the calendar on the wall. Cassie and John B groaned.

"They'll want us to split up, so you know the drill, if anyone asks?" John B looked at the group.

"Yes, we say your uncle is here. John B, bro, we know. Chill." JJ didn't look up from his plate as he spoke, drinking down a beer.

__________________

Cassie and John B sat in the DCFS office as the social worker sat behind her desk.

"John, Cassandra. It has come to our attention that you two are unemancipated minors living on your own.."

"What? No. No. No. No." John B laughed.

"nope." Cassie looked back and forth between the two.

"nope." John B copied.

"I need honesty to help you two." The social worker was unamused by the Routledge twins sat in front of her. "That's what we want, right?"

"Yeah." The twins agreed in unison.

"We are being honest." John B smiled.

"Okay, then when is the last time you two spoke to your uncle?" She asked as she pulled out a book and began to write.

"Uh.." John B checked his watch.

Cassie leaned over and had a look. "Yep, about 34 minutes ago." The two smiled at the social worker.

"When was the last time you saw him?"

"Two hours and.. 43 minutes ago?" John B shrugged.

The social worker looked up and stopped writing.

"We're gonna come out there tomorrow and talk to your uncle. If he's not there we are going to more forward with foster care."

The smiles disappeared from the twins faces and they looked at each other. "We assure you both, we're gonna find you two safe and loving homes."

"Homes?" John B sat up. "No, home."

"John, the possibility to finding a home that will take two teenagers is hard."

"I don't care." John B began to raise his voice, Cassie sat there as she began to feel sick.

"John, stop." Cassie spoke softly and placed her hand on his arm, pushing him back in his seat.

"You two may leave." The social worker didn't look up at the twins again, she just kept writing.

The two left the building and headed towards The Twinkie.

"FUCK!"

"Bird. Stop."

"Separate us?! Fuck!"

Cassie sighed and got into the van, John B followed, slamming the door behind him. "I won't let it happen."

"They're gonna find out, John. Okay, so what's the plan?"

"What's she gonna do? Nothing. We don't do anything. Stand out ground, y'know?"

Cassie rolled her eyes, knowing her brother would come up with some stupid plan on the pot in the morning and it will backfire horribly.

[ofgentleresolve-a]

👍 😉 💯 👠 for Patrick! (Is someone going to take notes...pERHAPS IWUHEDUEHD, ALSO I hope this didn't get send more than once, dumblr's glitching on me IUWHEIDHWDE but if it did, I apologize! HOPE THESE ASKS ARE OK BUT PLS FEEL FREE TO SKIP ANY YOU'D LIKE! Have a great day, Ferre! :D)

time to put my muses on blast ( ft. sex+romance headcanons meme w/ @jeoseungsaja )

👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?

mmmm considering that he did the asking when it came to felicity, i do think he's more than comfortable with taking the initiative with starting a relationship if he has SOME INKLING that his feelings are reprociated. that being said if we're talking with regards to hyuk though, he would a hundred percent not mind if hyuk does the asking as well considering that a. by then these feelings have gone unspoken for so long, by the time they get to that point, everyone else is probably like 'it's about f-ing time' JFKLSJDFKLJ and b. well it's his best friend, how can he be upset about the way it unfolds?

😉 was answered, but lemme embarrass him some more ( for hyuk :D ) 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?

JFKSLDJFLJ ALRIGHTY THEN ALEX, so you know he probably likes teasing and edging his partner, has great patience(tm) and would love to see how much he can get away with before they snap and drag him somewhere ( all consensual tho- if they're not comfortable with the teasing he'll stop no questions asked ) but for the most part, he is rather more on the vanilla side, less likely to be pushing for him and his partner to explore new forms of intimacy....he does like the idea of body worshipping his partner though, kissing all the parts he thinks need the most affection ( ie. the scars- yes, this applies to both verses :D )....and considering that he is a literary professor i feel like?? he'd be really good at sending dirty texts? but like classy raunchy texts and best part is that it can be done in public and no one would know for the better...JFKSLDJFL

okay, i just realized i talked about what he would like to do to his partner, but not necessarily what he would want done to him 😂 does this surprise me? no not at all considering that patrick tends to be the kind of person to think more about what can he do for his partner first than what can his partner do for him in bed, but honestly, if you make him feel wanted, loved, and safe ( esp. in black knight verse- he might get teary if you do that bc he hasn't felt that way in YEARS, it's really all about the emotional vulnerability here :'D ), that's all he needs to be content....also let him hold you in the aftermath, he's all for cuddling ( and cuddle him too he would like that even if he's not the best at asking for it PLEASE )

💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?

hmmmmm, as much as he does like books, i wouldn't say necessarily going to a bookstore simply bc?? he can already do that in his freetime and plus i think he would want to do something that's more interactive with his partner...i feel like he'd be big on window shopping simply because there's always something to comment on while looking around....he also likes the idea of going to the beach even if it is on a cloudy cold day. perhaps a good balance between these two would be walking on the boardwalk then??

in black knight verse, patrick's a lot quieter and exhausted so i feel like any activity that doesn't involve too much moving around or too much convo would be ideal for him....feed the pigeons with him. or take him somewhere where he can forget about his worries for a little bit ( the beach is a great starting point ) 🥲

👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?

it was with felicity!! it was incredibly loving and sweet and not mention playful too...the two of them were always bantering/playing some kind of prank on each other...it was a bit like a competition in that manner too 🥲 that's probably the most openly playful patrick's ever been through out his life as felicity really opened him up and not to mention, helped him loosen up too. so when she passed away, he shut that side down real quick....got ten times more serious in the immediate aftermath 🥲

and because i feel like exposing patrick some more:

🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?

in this house we switch or die- just kidding! although seriously, i do think he is a switch in that he's more than happy to go with whatever his partner wants to do ( for example, felicity tends to be more vocal and gungho about what she wants in bed and therefore he tended to be more submissive/a service top ) BUT also i do think once he gets familiar with his partner, once he knows what he wants, he will go for it :D it's really up to his partner though ( basically hyuk what r ur preferences, patrick would like to kno so he can make them happen- jskldfjsl )