#we're all at the devils sacrament here

[freakurodani]

yes i agree sometimes shipping brain gets in the way of like good analysis HOWEVER i think ppl that look down on shipping (especially crack shipping) have forgotten that fandom is silly at its root and ppl have fun in many ways

like we can be at the school of athens AND wear our silly clown shoes

[fishandshesmygills]

when i get a match on a dating app i WILL message first because it’s all a little game to me and im trying to win tinder

[ocotllo]

yall im so tired of the 'tumblr is evil!' posts. its a social media site. have u seen the other options? run an ad block, delete the tracking portion off links, don't interact with ads, cmon its the same shit every time

[muffin-man-marq-lynch]

I've only been a wrestling fan for a few months but I have to say with the nervous flutter about wrestlers lurking on Tumblr and fic sites and other traditionally closed-off fandomy spaces? I get it. On both sides.

But if I was a wrestler with the natural inclinations and curiosity to poke my nose into what people are saying in my industry outside of the dirtsheets, I would get really, really tired of the same six talking points regurgitated over and over on Twitter and Reddit threads arguing about ratings, whether X is washed up, the same fucking wank over and over floating to the top. I say this because I have tried to stick my nose into the wrestling Twitter and Reddit communities a few times as a new fan and it exhausts me already.

So yeah, I can see the appeal as a lurking wrestler on Tumblr for the exact same things we do.

Look at that! HD Gifsets of the matches! Showing off the moments that really made people pop and the moves that were incredible in more than just YouTube clips, filled with tagged commentary.

Oh fun, longer form commentary on where matches might go, pulling together histories of feuds and reigns, lighter hearted debates and shitposts all around.

A tagging system that actually allows some muting once in a while that people sometimes use?

And yes, fic, art, and objectification. Cheers, I have been working very hard on my pecs, my tits did look amazing tonight, thank you for noticing my costume details change.

Yes, we're horny, we're ravenous, we're transing your genders, foaming at the mouth, etc etc. But we've been here doing this for a while. I was doing this shit with a community on LiveJournal for Kayfabe Jon Stewart & "Stephen" Colbert back in 2009 and they knew and played it up for us too.

The weird pervert who is harmless but a good friend trope has gone way down lately, which makes sense given the current climate post #MeToo, but Kenny Omega on Being The Elite was a great example: in a sea of other dick jokes he was the ulti-perv they all still chose to hang out with. We on Tumblr are for the most part not bashing, harassing, haranguing, or spreading misinformation. We're just making art, noticing details, supporting work, and throwing out lewd jokes.

It's entirely up to the wrestling community if they want to hang out with us while we do those things, but it seems pretty clear that that is a vibe a lot of them are comfortable with, and some are happy to dig deeper into the weird shit we're making.

I just see a lot of people getting self-loathing about what they've been posting and I wanted to offer a different perspective. I've seen actors lose their minds being delighted at body pillows of themselves or mousepads of their supple tits. Adults are all different and none of this should be forced on anyone at conventions or tagged at them etc, but if they seek it out and like it? Well then, welcome to the Devil's Sacrament. Have fun, and personally I'm glad Tumblr is also your happy escape space.

[nitewrighter]

I'm in the most "Girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament" situation. I'm finally getting to work on collection development--and on my passion, graphic novels, no less!!!--and I was kind of poking through the adult graphic novel collection to see what we had and what gaps i could fill and I found a volume of one-shot omegaverse manga.

LIKE--

We're a tiny library!!! How did this get into the collection??? Who is out here putting omegaverse into the collection??? Who on the staff knows about Omegaverse??? Who in the community requested Omegaverse??? Was it donated??? There is no way i can look into this without showing my ass! But also it's like 85% not my business because something something confidentiality of library materials and something something intellectual freedom.

I was in such a fugue state that I checked it out--AND I KNOW THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU ALL SAY "Suuuuure Nite, you checked it out in a quote unquote fugue state out of quote unquote morbid curiosity" but look I'm not into Omegaverse, but I at least have a decent idea of what constitutes good Omegaverse through fandom osmosis and also doing a deep dive on fanfic communities back in library school. But look THIS ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD OMEGAVERSE--THE HOOK IS WEAK, THE CHARACTERS ARE FLAT, THEY GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF HAVING A WHOLE ASS GLOSSARY AT THE BEGINNING ONLY TO HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER RE-HASH AND SUMMARIZE THE WHOLE CONCEPT 3 PAGES IN--WHICH ONLY HEIGHTENS THE MYSTERY OF HOW THE HELL IS THIS BOOK HERE???

AND I KNOW AS A LIBRARIAN MY JOB IS NOT TO IMPART ANY JUDGMENT ON THE READING HABITS OF MY COMMUNITY. I AM NOT KINK SHAMING. I'M KINK ASKING WHY AND ALSO HOW.

[riacte]

Space Opera AU dashboard simulator

🥧 syrupstars Follow

Anyone else think that Red King racer is a little... y'know... fruity?

👑 falsewellsupremacy Follow

He literally says "ladies, gentlemen, everyone in between, get in line" so I think that answers your question.

🥧 syrupstars Follow

What about the "#Ally4Life 🏳️‍🌈" on his Twilight handle?

👑 falsewellsupremacy Follow

I genuinely have no idea. Maybe he thinks it's about him being an ally to cishet people

#idk ren's just like that sometimes #void knows what he's doing #also prev tags you do not want to get into the black hole of who ren has dated #he has rumours with 3/4 of the grid #edit: WHO MENTIONED BAD BOY TEENAGE REN IN MY NOTES #the shippers are here... oh no #edit 2: not ren at the club.

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🛑 bluebatshater Follow

oh my voiddd ofc That Duo got p1 again... i need them to dnf in the race. i hope they crash and burn and die and i need crastle to get podium for ONCE. i am so mad. i am calling for the goddess tsuki to curse them. dnf dnf crash burn DIE

🌻 lesbianlumian Follow

the goddess tsuki LITERALLY protects racers and that's why they pray to her? you think the goddess tsuki, creator of lumians, will curse an actual lumian? be so fucking fr

🛑 bluebatshater Follow

if you dont have anything productive to say get off my post. freak

#those blue bats stannies are SO ANNOYING THEY ARE EVERYWHERE #they're overshadowing all the other teams #cant even be a bitchy hater in peace #salt #negativity #hateposting

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🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

OMG FALSE IS SO PRETTY SHES MY QUEEN OF HEARTS OMG OMGOMGOGM 💖💖💖💖💖💖 i tihnk im gonna pass out. HER HAIR FLYING IN THE WIND AND HER RED FRECKLES AND HER SMILE WHY IS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST and Ren is hot I guess he's tall like a ferris wheel

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

Looking at posts from five years ago is funny like how did I ever believe I was straight

🍦 jelliepopsicle Follow

OP, I think I recognise your url... did you write that viral Bad Boy Ren x QoH fic on Launchpad?

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

💀 Shut the fuck up right NOWWW!!

#STOP MENTIONING THAT FIC I WFOTE WHEN I WAS THIRTEEEN!!! #everything before my gay awakening is not canon. sorry #tbh... as much as a nightmare it was i kinda miss that stupid fic #it was from a simpler time #now im in university trying to contact my groupmates and i think one of them got lost in a blackhole last tuesday (again) #sigh. this keeps on happening to me #my cousin worked on one of the moons last summer for two weeks and came back like he'd aged six months #my friend's ex got sucked into a black hole and was briefly spaghettified but they managed to revive her and she gloats that she's finally taller than my friend's ex #whoops sorry for dumping in the notes #anyways. bad boy rk x good girl queen of hearts. awful idea. even more awful fic. yet i wrote it #i regret everything and nothing

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🗣️ peace-and-planets-deactivated63891092

PSA: Sunblr user @/summerheavens writes RPF of the Exterra 1 racers. She is a big name fan in the Miraculous Laserbug fandom so I thought you all would like to know. This is gross and disgusting behaviour and I implore you to stop.

🍬 summerheavens Follow

umm @/peace-and-planets i literally saw your kudos on my fic. the evidence is out there. girl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament. what are you doing on my roseduo rpf titled "hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine (we're not trying)".

but i'm glad you liked it enough to give it a kudos ^_^ will certainly be putting more on the starchive!

❄️ justwingit Follow

LMFAOOOO OP DEACTIVATEDDDDD 😭😭😭 sunblr user got killed by a rpf author. if you're gonna secretly read rpf maybe not leave a kudos?????

🚀 exterrablrheritage

Exterra 1 Heritage Post

⚡ littlewoodbabygirl69

It's been ten years since this post... @/summerheavens are you okay after recent developments

🍬 summerheavens Follow

am i okay? is ANYONE okay??? in these trying times??????? with the most chaotic gp to ever exist?????? i am PULLING OUT WIPS i dropped out of respect ten years ago. i've got to send my kid to daycare but once i'm done you bet you're seeing me on the starchive. miss swift even dropped her 20th album just in time for me to use lyrics as titles. i am LIVING and i am THRIVING

#ohhhhhhhhhh #let's go #also can't believe taylor finally addressed the vehicle manslaughter rumours from like twenty years ago #how fitting #also littlewood needs to get his shit together #why does he look like he's the one who hasn't seen his man in 32738102371 years and got his soul shattered #he's weak and won't survive the winter

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🧈 butteredbread Follow

WHAT is wrong with that lykos. i desire him carnally

🌳 treebark

@/handoftheking

🪓 handoftheking

I mean... yeah. Let's face it, we're all like that 🤷

⭐ nonbinarystar Follow

MR LITTLEWOOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

#WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM #I HATE HIM SO MUCH #PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS CAN ALSO BE ABOUT HATE #THIS GLOWSTICK MF IS MY WORST ENEMY #he just canonised treebark for the sixth time #also prev tags so real #need to slingshot him into a faraway galaxy

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🫃 spaceshipmpreg Follow

Who put that Just a Dream FalseRen AMV on my dash again

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

Respect your roots!! That 125M views Just a Dream AMV raised a generation. Every kid in my school played it on loop on their ipods during recess

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

wait op can you explain your url

🫃 spaceshipmpreg Follow

No 👍

#i think we should get the dogwarts freighter pregnant

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[runthepockets]

Hate when mfs on here and Twitter start talking about "chronically online people" like first of all motherfucker it's the fucking internet. We're online right now. Second of all what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament.

[wetcatspellcaster]

Did you see Neil Newbon’s take that Ascended Astarion is the real him free to act on cruelty and violence and the spawn is the one with the mask? Yeesh.

Ooooooh, THAT'S the disk horse that's happening right now!! I knew something was happening (I felt a tremor in the waters) but I had no clue what it was lmao, I don't follow cast stuff.

I will try to respond to this in good faith, but I'm not very good at fandom discourse and so I'm afraid it may not be the answer you want.

I can see why that reading might make people angry, but I dont have strong feelings about it. Obviously, it's not my take on Ascension, but from the beginning I've been very upfront that my take is serving the genre I'm writing in and the ship dynamics I find hot. My Tav is lawful good to an unhealthy extreme, and that was how she was conceived in her Early Access bullying phase. And meanwhile, I wanted to be in a Gothic horror where he's obsessed (morality chains will do that to you) and they beat the shit out of each other. I have to make the Ascendent a monster, for that to work, and for people not to feel guilty every time they enjoy watching him getting stepped on lmao.

But I do feel like there is a morality policing around Astarion's ending that I don't want to partake in. This might seem dumb for me to say, given that my Tav is a veritavle walking moral policeman, but that is bc I fucking love Villain/Heroine ships, so I am literally right there, at the Devil's Sacrament with everyone else.

While I like the good ending and prefer it for many reasons, I would agree with a reading of Newbon's words that it could be read as a mask. This might be bc I mask with the best of them, am doing it right now even as I write and edit this ask 20 times. There's masking as an outright lie, and then there's masking as 'gotta get through day to day life as a functional adult without everyone suddenly deciding they hate me'... I personally think its nice that spawn!Astarion cares about other people, and cares about being a functional member of society at all! It shows he's no longer a lonely outcast.

I could also go deeper (the autism really shining through in this reply) and say it's a mask, in the sense that this has been deemed the 'polite' and morally correct ending, that is acceptable to others and enables the player to feel good about themselves. Which is often a way we derive pleasure from media, and not wrong in and of itself! Making Astarion good makes players feel good - that's not wrong, but if we're comparing endings, we have to acknowledge it. An Ascended Ending doesn't really cater to that impulse... unless the player really likes to be dommed (more power to them).

Unfortunately anon, I can't sit here with my most popular fic being an Ascended!Astarion fic, and pretend that there isn't a bunch of fascination or interest surrounding the Ascended version of his character. People clearly want to explore the implications of his evil ending and indulge in the excess of it, but feel bad doing so. People don't ascend him in-game, but they go to my fic and other people's fic because they want to have some space to enjoy the implications - in the sexiness, in the timeline where Astarion has revenge, in a timeline where he is obsessed with Tav etc. I mean, just look at me, I can't sit through the Ascended scene, but I'm here writing a fic about it!!

The fact that it seems to happen more in fic than in playthroughs tells me, if I was to get super deep in a tumblr ask, that people feel guilt about it. Some kind of mask is being employed, by someone, somewhere, in that mix. So I'm not about to add to any of that kind of policing. It would be pretty disingenuous of me to get my most feedback from an Ascendent fic I am writing, and then judge people for liking Ascendency narratives...

So while I don't have much interest in pretending the evil ending isn't the evil ending, that doesn't sound to me (second hand, through you, with my brain seeing 7 or 8 different implications) to be what Newbon is saying. He's just saying that the Ascendent is the less palatable Astarion to other people and that spawn!Astarion still has some kind of mask or a politeness filter on. Which... yeah. Kinda. In my world, I like that Astarion decides its worthwhile to restrain himself, because he has things to care about potentially ruining. But that's still in many ways employing restraint. People don't just stop masking, they learn to care about what others think in a healthy way. They have friendships, relationships, other ties to the world, that make them want to be something other than a cruel or violent or evil version of themselves. I think that's nice, and far less lonely but um... yeah. I can see Newbon's point, even if I don't want to like, live or die by it.

[widevibratobitch]

christ. see the good thing about technically being a part of the worst fandom of the worst show is that amongst all this shame and embarrassment you can really genuinely just feel superior lol like yes it's not ideal that we're even here at the devil's sacrament in the first place but look at these posts. feel better now? yeah. we're good.

[animentality]

I love when terfs come to my blog trying to find weaknesses but all they find is someone that fucks around a lot.

Like they throw really weird insults at me based on very little information because I simply don't provide any.

And watching them scramble to find something is kinda funny.

I just got a message from someone who said...it's so embarrassing to be a fujoshi at your advanced age.

And I'm like.

Laughing.

Because they don't know my age. I'm literally 12. Or 34.

How would you know?

And what makes me a fujoshi, lol?

I don't even watch anime. I have not watched an anime in years.

I ship gay ships, though. So I guess that's correct?

Another was like you don't have a job and your life is in shambles and you're definitely a tranny that wears dresses.

And it's like...

I have a job. My life is going great and I'm having fun.

I'm not the kind of tranny that wears dresses. Wrong insult. You're looking for the tranny that wears...um. Pants.

Yeah.

And hoodies.

But my absolute favorite terf insult came this morning.

Where someone said...your blog is an embarrassment and you should delete.

That is true.

But you know.

Girl.

What you doing at the devil's sacrament 👀

Kind of looks like we're here together. The only difference is that I'm having a good time with black Phillip and you're tearing your hair out for a perverse sense of justice that's really just misguided self righteous malice.

One of us is winning at this whole embarrassing blog thing, and it ain't you, sweaty.

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Liveblogging Man Suang

First things first - outrage at Not-Mile who dares put his hands on Apo. Who the fuck do you think you- oh good, he's dead. Though, this is obviously something Khem expects and is used to. The touching, not the murder.

Wan, leave that knife in. Wan, don't take that knife out. Okaaaay, he took the knife out. Khem, at least don't be holding the murder weapon when- *sigh* never mind. Jesus fuck, Khem and Wan are not the sharpest crayons in the box, are they?

"You were caught red handed next to my nephew's body!" Only literally! I mean, technically correct. And in this instance, not the best kind of correct. :(

I love the costuming

Ohh hellooooo. Also, girrrl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

You met him thirty seconds ago and you're already showing him your pussy? Chatra, you slut.

Hey. HEY! Lord Not-Chatra. Stop looking at him like that. I swear, Khem is to higher-social-standing men like Will Graham is to serial killers. Where's the Chesapeake Chatra when you need him?

Montage time!

Khem. Sweetie. Honey. You need to be more subtle if you're going to be a spy....

Apo is so pretty when he cries. 😭

YEAH YOU TELL HIM KHEM! Calling out the double standards! Also, that dude is totes jealous he didn't catch Lord Not-Chatra's attention...

Chatra gives you one warning and then it's a FIST TO THE FACE.

Are they on a date? They're totally on a date.

This is a very important secret. So I'm telling you, a guy I've spoken to four times, on our first date, at a table at the corner of an intersection with open doors and people all around. Very important. Top Secret.

I love the sheer disappointment and disbelief in Khem's voice. Khem: A treasure trove? Really? That's what you're going with? Chatra: Why are you laughing?

Khem, you're such a hothead. You got into a KITE FIGHT. But it is a great excuse for Chatra to grope your waist. Well done.

At least Khem tells his secret up a tree and not on a LITERAL STREET CORNER.

Can't rid yourself of being a lowborn? *looks at the camera like it's The Office*

Me: I'm laughing with Khem cause a treasure map is stupid. Me five minutes later: wait, you bought that??? Chatra: Wait, he bought that? Oh man, this pretty idiot desperately needs my help...

Me (And Chatra definitely): My god, look at his face transform into a smile... do it again! again!

Khem: I have something to tell you... .... ... I've invited Chatra to join our missionWAN:ARE YOUFUCKING CRAZY???

I love the reconstruction sequence. That's some good storytelling.

HAHAHAHAHA "If you don't believe me, feel free to search my rooms!" Wan: Oh...I don't think that's nec- Chatra: DON'T MIND IF I DO. "Maybe you need to search me. I'll undress" Khem: NO THANK YOU WE'RE GOOD.

Ok... do you think that's enough food for three people? I think we might need to get another table of food in here...

What.... what are you doing Chatra. Like... my man has to have a good reason to point a gun at Khem... but there are no good reasons to point a gun at Khem.... but my man has to have a good reason to....KHEM LET HIM EXPLAIN

Ahhh Hong, I knew he wasn't dead. I knew it! I did! Oooh an assassin's teapot. Nice.

Yeah, old man! I agree!

Goddamned Apo is so goddamned pretty.

Oh damn. Risking your life to save your friend... and ending up having to kill him yourself. What a gut punch.

Aww Chatra. I'm not crying, you're crying!

Where's the series? I need the series now! Where is ittttttt???? 😭😭😭😭😭 You can't leave my boys like this!! 😭😭😭

[ongreenergrasses]

some fandoms on here have extremely high opinions of themselves and all I can think is how we're both at the same third rate devil's sacraments. you're not better than anybody

hard agree. i am a grown adult with a degree and a boring 8-4 job and a girlfriend and pets and i’m deeply, devastatingly into a YA series from the aughts. I am having a fabulous time but as you said we’re all here at devil’s sacrament. we’re all massive nerds. lean in. lean into it you will have so much more fun i can attest

[enchantrum]

on a side note there's a kind of "what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament" in regards to DA that I think we're going to see with BG3

like it's now common and popular to make fun of old DA fandom as "lol those nerds who were super mad about wizards vs knights drama" but the reality is most of the fandom took part in the wizards vs knights drama and some people were indeed very intense

in a few years people will be joking about "people arguing about squids and vampires", having gained the self-awareness of how stupid their behaviour was. but none of them will own up to having been perpetuators of the discourse. it'll have just become retroactively cringe while here in this moment you have people acting like your perspective on a character is a moral crusade

I'm just gonna sit here and watch the same tired shit happen again and then watch all of you pretend like you were so above it while still doing it in whatever new fandom exists at that point lol

[airlockfailure]

Fandom Puriteens

THIS IS ABOUT FICTIONAL CONTENT MADE IN FANDOM NOT REAL LIFE NOT PUBLISHED LITERATURE (though maybe you all should go fucking read an actual book, maybe 1984 or Brave New World or Animal Farm, and take a class on media literacy)

For every one of you #triggered by dark/explicit content in fics I need you to understand and respect a few things here. I know it's hard for you. I know it's difficult to get out of your own #purelife #tradwife #everclearmind bullshit, but for Christ's sake sit your pansy ass down and listen to me right now.

You control yourself, not other people.

Dark content won't cause the universe to implode or society to collapse.

Outlawing dark content doesn't stop people from writing dark content. It doesn't stop people from making dark content art.

Imprisoning/killing people doesn't stop any of the things you're pearl clutching about. It makes new dark content for us to explore.

What the hell are you doing at the devil's sacrament? We warned you.

"But the childr-" See fucking point number fucking one. YOU CONTROL YOURSELF. IF YOU ARE A CHILD: Going behind your parents' backs and disobeying the boundaries they have set for you is the fastest way to get yourself into serious danger! Turn around, do not pass go, go tell your parents what you've done and fucking stay out of adult only spaces. The ADULT ONLY is the boundary!!

Outlawing ADULT ONLY doesn't fix anything. See points 3 and 4.

FUCKING HELL I HAVE BEEN THROUGH MULTIPLE LEVELS OF BULLSHITRY AND HELL AND I'M SICK OF THE PURITEENS AND MORALITY POLICE SAYING I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EXPLORE THAT IN FIC.

Because it gives them the "ewwies". BOO HOO. "BUT AIRLOCK, I'VE BEEN THROUGH BULLSHITRY HELL AND I'M DISGUSTED" Shh

Sit down. Here's tissues, a blanket, and cocoa. See point number 5. Really though, tags man, why are you here? You knew going in this would upset you.

8

You are not a saint just because you shit on the already dirty and rotten.

They will come for you. Eventually.

"But I never-"

Eventually.

Eventually you will also be too impure.

This is how it always goes.

You become the thought/MORALITY police of your peers. The HOA of sin. Your friend beebeebee or whatever gets banned for posting a sketch of Blorbo 9000 biting their lip. Five years later beebeebee is arrested IRL for kissing their gender non-conforming partner in public. You think "no way, kissing???" Bitch, you get arrested a day later for owning a vibrator. Siri reported your purchase. "But I only have this cheap vibrator to clear out my sinuses!!!! I'm not dirty!!!" No one cares, sweet cheeks. Literally no one cares because everyone knows the sick fucks like you are liars and freaks.

And your pure, pearl clutching government of perfect virgin mindhood MURDERED everyone who might have stood up for you.

For fuck's sake, at this rate, we're not going to be able to talk to our therapists about the trauma we've been through because we might "corrupt the therapist's #puremind" and traumatize them.

DEAR FUCKING GOD

Keep your children out of adult only spaces, and control your fucking self. You are the problem. YOU.

[saintxgerard]

It's always the frerardies that have a Lynz call out ready. You act so high and mighty about being 'normal' about the guys but then you'll drag G's wife. You refuse to even ponder that she might have changed since then. You're just so obsessed its embarrassing but I'm not surprised since you're the same person who makes jokes about Frank being G's wife. It's obvious your hatred for Lynz is rooted in you fixation on frerard and the fact that Lynz is a woman because you've never called out a 'problematic' guy. You've never said anything about Frank saying a slur or his imperialist tattoo, and you support other bands like Fall Out Boy who have 'problematic' members. Just shut up for once

Okay so here is this fun cool fact, I can make frerard jokes without being a frerardie. And let's say I am a frerardie for a minute, even with that being true that doesn't remove the fact that Lynz did all the things she did. And when have I claimed to be better than anyone else? We're all at devils sacrament here. Similarly I have never said anything about Frank because for one I have no say on what Frank can and cannot say especially when he said it when he was in his early twenties and had probably been called that slur numerous times. That and I have no idea what his intention was with the tattoo but I don't believe Frank had any malice in mind when getting that design tattooed. And as for fall out boy, do I look like a fall out boy blog to you? Do I look like I deal in fall out boy discourse? Also they're not problematic?

[akayna]

Sun, descendant, aries, 1h, 3h

sun ⇢ name 5 things you like about yourself?

My humor/quick wit

My ability to find workarounds for anything

The way that I care so deeply about people in my life

The way that I love mentoring people (in life and work)

My bomb ass cooking/baking

descendant ⇢ what kind of people do you usually attract?

Nerds in general and (this shouldn't offend anyone here because we're all here at the devil's sacrament on Tumblr dot com) it seems mostly sad boys. I tend to wind up in therapist type roles with people. 🤷🏽 At work too.

aries ⇢ are you an impulsive person?

No, but also yes. Making purchases? No. Going out of my way to help someone? Yes. I will rearrange my plans at the drop of a hat if someone really needs me. I have taken a sick day and driven 5 hours to comfort a friend who was on the verge of losing everything and sounded like she might attempt suicide. I have flown several states over to help watch a friend's kid and dog for a night while she drove her husband to check him into rehab because she didn't want her family to know how bad it was yet.

1H ⇢ describe your style

Magpie. Eclectic. Comfy. Gothish. Outdoorsy. Business casual. Clothes from 20 years ago that shouldn't leave the house but fuck it I'll take work calls in them idgaf if my boss sees me in not-so-fuzzy-anymore leopard print pajamas on camera. My style changes constantly.

3H ⇢ what are some of the topics you like to talk about the most?

I'm very work focused lately. Which is meh. I don't want to list the work subjects I like talking about, but non-work things aren't coming to mind very well, sorry.