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He was so adorably precious in this interview.
#also i noticed that little blep he did in that first gif#like sir#sir#that was adorable#he is honestly too cute in these interviews#well these and the ones for the beetlejuice sequel#we were eating good with both#so so good#precious old man#i love him#nosferatu (2024)#press tour#interview#willem dafoe
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Learning to celebrate the little wins!
#fersona#While I don't have the capacity to do Hourly Comics Day#I did journal my day hour-by-hour and the sheer difference in my self-care and routines is *staggering*.#Honestly both Feb 1 2024 and 2025 were rough days...but this year I had a far better outlook on it all.#The funny part is that when I drew this a few days ago I actually *was* celebrating not crying.#Might have still cried on Feb 1st. A meagre 4 times. But I also had lot of good moments!#January is a very hard month for me and frankly I've been in a fugue state for most of it.#Drawing helped me pull through these last 2 years but this year I've been finding myself so upset at how I can't seem to focus anymore.#So updates and posts have been slow. I'm just slow. I'm tired and burnt out from work and grieving.#But you know what? The days I do manage to post; I'm never shamed for how long it took. You're all just as excited and kind.#I'm coming home and eating better and sleeping more and spending time with loved ones.#This is all to say; you can be a lot happier when you realize that life can be taken a little slower.#I'm more grateful that words can possibly convey.#If you related to the mindset of constantly feeling like you've 'failed' the day; please know you have done more than you realize.#I'm struggling with it everyday! I'm in the trenches with you!#Life is too short and painful to not celebrate what you *do* accomplish! It's hard work but it is worth it!#Bit by bit...we will learn to live. *Really* live. And enjoy it!
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I think there is an inherent evil in the fact that P.E. really sends their freighters out with limited food supplies and commodifies sweets/treats.
Not a lot of people are familiar with sugar and the value it had when it came to labors but it was expensive and treated as a luxury. Sugar was a sign of being comfortable and prosperity and even wealth as you could afford to get it and use it in abundance. There's definitely something to be discussed that Curly, who doesn't really care for sweets, was offered the one luxury item they are allotted and the fact the sweetener packets are addictive and a reoccurring device in the game.
It is used as a reward but also to mask the bitter reality or taste of a lot of the events. The mouthwash has just enough sugar to cover the ethanol hence why Swansea drinks so much of it, but has to much to be a disinfectant, only hurting Daisuke more (note he loves sugar). The cake is awarded for Curly and made by him, someone who doesn't care for confections, and serving it commences the bitter reveal of their firing. Jimmy gets Daisuke to use an extra sweetener packet to cover up the extra alcohol in the mocktail and we know where that leads.
At the end when there is no more sugar to cover up the bitter things, we taste the horrors clear as day. They were always a lingering bitter taste in the games story but at the end that's all that's there.
#im hungry and thinking of the food quality in MW and honestly id rather eat jail food it seems better for my health and crude#but yeah sugar is a big thing in MW that comes up a lot both in sweet things covering up bitter things but how we can tie it to the#characters and how everytime a sweet character falters the bitter reality and outcome settle in cause after a while the flavors are no#longer differing or seperate and now you just have something slightly unenjoyable but not awful so you take another bite#not realizing how sick you are still making yourself and thats how MW feels until you get to the end of the game where you just feel sick#something something pills can have sugar casings to make them more appealing to eat not that curly could taste them as he has no tongue#anya and curly where both too sweet for their own good and the things they did were ineffectual with reaching jimmy in any meaningful#way outside of guilt. daisuke used his sweet disposition to mask how bitter he felt in the situation. swansea just felt this was a bitter#send off to a live he never thought was sweet#theres enough sugar to make you keep eating but bitter to the point you cant notice the cavity thats forming#tag talking for the win baby#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing
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Not obvious at all since sharing a plate, touching arms and holding hands while eating is something normal everyone does. Don't worry about it
#and they were plate mates. oh my god... they were plate mates#there was only one plate#WE NEED THIS AGAIN#we need them eating from the same plate. in the janaya wedding or whatever just gimme#still not over them eating like this WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT IAROEAWRJOAPRJPEatfareaewrawe#maybes rayla hand in the second panel is resting in his leg and not in his hand. both are good options#rayllum#rayla#callum#tdp#the dragon prince#throught the moon#i hate this comic#(affectionate)#they make me ill
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When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.

#him being refered as an angel by Shibuzawa is FUCKING IRONIC !!#ASAGIRI IS ALWAYS IRONIC WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHT NOVELS CENTERED AROUND ATSUSHI#Ex : The plot of 55min being parallele to the Decay of Angels arc#He's also called the Man-eating tiger and yes I do think that Dazai lied to him when he said he never ate anyone to preserve his psyche#and was also called “the man who can see the future” and has time travelled with Akutagawa like why aren't we talking about that#his relationship with Mori is also actually good#Mori is one if not the only character who saved and helped Atsushi during their first meeting and kept good contacts with him#because yes Atsushi has seen Mori knowing that he was the pm boss off-screen and they had a normal exchange#I also think that Shibuzawa Atsushi and Fyodor are connected to a form of Holy Trinity#Believer/God/Angel or Messenger#Joseph/Jesus/Mary#or Fyodor and Atsushi as Jesus and Judas#but the instance of trinity in bsd are dare I say extreme#Oda/Ango/Dazai#Sigma/Fyodor/Nikolai#Atsushi/Akutagawa/Kyoka#and so on#and the whole situation around his ability which is unlike any other#It turns him into Byakko (her own being) (similar to Natsume) and nullify his wounds no matter how lethal (similar to Dazai and Yosano)#and enhance him even with his ability off making him constantly stronger than other characters and dare I say equal to the hunting dogs#yk the MODIFIED humans#and the plot of both 55mins and Dead Apple being around abilities and giving us Atsushi lore make me think that Atsushi and Byakko are 1/2#probably a sort of higher being since some abilities are very religious centered (how Fyodor sees abilities and Shibuzawa) 2/2#but I think it would lend toward a “sinner” position which would be crazy because that Atsushi would then probably be the reason why Fyodor#hates abilities so much if Atsushi and Byakko are somehow be connected to the “sin” of abilities#and so you guys know Atsushi's orphanage was a church so yes he's related to christianity#and the Decay of Angels is LITTERALY full of religious people to different degrees#and it would be ironic (once again) if the antagonists were the “Angels” and the protagonist a demon#I just realized that I did a lot of typos sorry I got too excited#but yeah keep calling bsd bad written (we're on barely chap.115 no good manga was finished by chap.115 guys just wait for the rest to drop)
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She can't keep getting away with this
#I just finally got my hands on a physical copy of volume 5. so I was looking at this omake again#and one google search later. here we are#a god damn famous painting about eating oysters in a way that evokes both horniness and the transience of pleasure#done by a dutch painter during the era when vanitas paintings were a big thing in the netherlands#god damn you mochijun#it doesn't say it in the screenshot. but vanitas paintings as a genre did start specifically as a dutch thing#I can't believe this#I hope I never stop finding little details like this#this woman is insane#I love it so much#also to be clear I did read about this in places other than wikipedia. I know how good sources work.#but this was the easiest way to get matchy screenshots#vnc#vanitas no carte#the case study of vanitas#comparison#ID in alt text
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#ok besties please pray for me about the following things:#1) i just got home from my grandpa's funeral and can we pretend you knew the whole time and don't need to say anything#for whatever reason it is not something i'm wanting to process online or even really with in person friends#all's well and he's with the Lord and the funeral itself was gorgeous#but there's various pain and grieving in the family and also the family time gave me a good bit to think about#2) i have 8 days before visiting family ~again~ for a bridal shower in ohio#and leading up to this trip i was sick and the trip was moderately exhausting#and i'm feeling more and more urgently the need to actually let my body rest but the obstacles are constant#and during those 8 days i need to do a great deal of dissertation writing and editing#plus you know. easter#3) i just got sent an apartment listing for where i am moving and it feels real and pressureful in a new way#both the stress of should i go for this one do i want to deal with the problems?#and the sadness of committing to something new and letting go of here.#both those things i believe will be helped by me getting inside and eating dinner so i will be doing that soon#on the praise side this puts me close to some of my grandpa's siblings#who were all at the funeral and so excited for me#i really really love and admire that side of the family more the more i know them#they were also a really big family and very hardworking and faithful and! good at celebrating together!#ok that's all i love you guys. if there's any week to be processing big questions and having a funeral it's holy week
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tomb raider. Please. Smut. I beg of you.
Gilgamesh woke at the sound of his door being opened. It was the middle of the night, late for even Karun to be 'checking on him', or Druig to be looking for the best spot in the mansion to relay a signal or some bullshit.
Gil had gotten used to a lot of that while he had stayed with them.
It was only going to be while Thena was still in a cast, at first. He had been with her in the hospital after transport, and he got the impression that she had silently - maybe even reluctantly - appreciated him being there with her. And so when she insisted she could be treated from the comfort and privacy of her estate, he had just...gone with her then, too.
Karun had set him up in a room in the east wing. The house was so damn big it was more like a castle. He checked up on Gil regularly, but Gil got the sense it was actually because Karun was deeply protective of Thena, and keeping his eyes on their first guest in what he had implied to be decades helped him feel better.
Druig was seen less often, usually scurrying from point A to point B while working and perfecting said work. He would spare Gil the odd good morning (no earlier than 4pm), or maybe even a nod of his head while pilfering the main kitchen for things his guest house lacked.
Thena was finally up and around, and recovering well. The stitches in her leg had dissolved and she no longer needed crutches or even a cane. Really, there was little reason for him to still be there.
But none of them mentioned it. He had brought it up once or twice, mostly out of fear that he might overstay his welcome and come off as rude and imposing. Thena and Karun and Druig had their own ecosystem, here.
But Thena had quietly yet definitively said that he was welcome--no expiration date. That was the end of the discussion. It sounded a bit open ended, but Gil got the sense from the other two men there that it was practically asking him to stay, as far as Thena was concerned.
So he did.
He blinked, trying to orient himself in the dark of the room. It was a hell of a room; big, fancy bed, old wood, canopy and everything. Thena's room was just as fit for a princess as he had always imagined.
He had been in there a few times now, checking on her, bringing her food. Even just keeping her company while she was bedridden, and explosively cranky because of it. Karun and Druig had avoided it, but Gil didn't mind it, all things considered. It felt like the Thena he knew from working, more than the tired and vaguely depressed Thena who was defeated from having to stay off her leg for nearly two months straight.
"Thena?" he blinked, trying to see in the dark. There was a little blueish moonlight creeping in from the beautiful windows, but they had heavy curtains to help keep the sunlight from invading as early as dawn, given the room orientation.
She padded over to him. He had learned that she was as silent as a cat walking around. She was light on her feet while working, sure, but her in bare feet?--he would be better off trying to track a ghost.
Gil reached for the night stand lamp but her land laid over his to keep him from it. She pushed forward, keeping him towards the center of the bed, even perching herself on the luxurious white sheets and duvet.
Her never saw her with her hair down. It was beautiful.
"You okay?" he asked, but still didn't receive an answer.
She had been...different. For the last two weeks of his stay, she had been watching him, quietly, almost patiently, like she was waiting for a certain tell. They still sparred verbally, as they were wont to do, but sometimes after Thena would get all quiet and then just...look at him.
Like now.
"Thena-!" Gil blinked as she leaned over, pressing her lips to his. Her amazing, amazing lips. His hands moved a little too automatically, finding the sleek bend of her waist and the sharp line of her jaw.
"Hm." It was such a small sound, but god did it make him want to hear more. He reached for more, greedily pulled her closer to him. Her hands spread out on his chest, which he had forgotten was completely bare.
"Mm, Thena," he tried to gather his self-control and pull away. She didn't make it easy. He frowned, "are you--this is-"
She leaned forward, kissing him again. "Karun is asleep."
That was her argument?--that her lurking father figure wouldn't be interrupting them?
Gil moaned (totally against his will). Her pale skin absolutely glowed from what light existed in the room. She was wearing a light, silk white robe. It loosened as she leaned against him and he caught sight of even more skin. He moaned louder.
She was completely naked under it.
Thena climbed on top of him, decisive and direct as she always was. She kissed him in a way that made it impossible for him to stop. Well, it made her impossible to resist. His hands slid up her waist, over her slim rib cage and back. She alternated between straddling his hips between her knees and rising up to press their chests together.
He grunted as he felt her breasts crush against him.
Thena ran her hand over his shoulder and up his neck, scraping until she could run her fingers through his hair. "Gil."
He practically whimpered. She was making this really, really difficult to resist. And his body was way, way ahead of him.
She pressed her hips down against his, teasing the firmness in his sweatpants like the mink she was. Her lithe limbs slithered around over him, teasing him mercilessly with sensation.
He growled in the back of his throat. He was way beyond salvation, way beyond willpower. He just wanted more of her. He reached down, tracing over her buttocks to her thighs so he could hoist her higher and closer.
"Ow!"
He froze, horror flooding through him. "I-I-I'm so sorry, are you-"
She giggled (she-demon). She pressed her lips to his neck, whispering right in his hot flushed ear, "sorry, just kidding."
He huffed through his nose. Okay, that was enough. He was not going to let her have her way with him again--not this time. He grasped her delectable flesh anew, rolling her over and under him, into the center of the bed he had been occupying.
Thena looked up at him, her hair splayed out, robe open, teasing him with the perfect crevice of exposure. Pale and glowing, firm and soft, lithe and plump, she was sculpted by Aphrodite herself.
Gil laid over her, kissing her more firmly. She responded with the same vigour. If this was how she wanted to play it, then fine. If she wanted him to kiss her, he would kiss her. If she wanted him to touch her, he would touch her.
If she wanted him to fuck her, he was going to make her see the sun and moon and stars.
Thena moaned into his mouth, their tongues fighting one another, because even joined at the hips, they couldn't harmonise completely. She dragged his sweatpants off of him, he pulled the robe away, not caring what happened to the expensive material once it was off of her hot flushed skin.
Gil bent to her neck, latching on hard. He kissed, he licked, he dragged his teeth over the skin there, just enough that she could feel the impact he was making on her. One of her legs dragged up to hook around his hips, the other avoided him. He would avoid it, too.
Thena gasped as he put a firm hand on her waist, holding what little existed there to make sure she was aware just how much he wanted this--how much she had wound him up. If she wanted to rattle his cage, mission accomplished.
"Fuck," he cursed as he pushed into her slowly. He was a wound up, hungry animal, but he would never be able to live with hurting her. If anything, he had declined job after job after job the last two months to make sure quite the opposite happened.
Thena's groan joined his as he docked his hips against hers. She melded around him as if they were made for each other--as if they had always had this option and just held back for some reason he couldn't yet think of.
He kissed her openly, greedily, and she responded with her own greed. He parted from her only when he needed to breathe, or when he leaned up on his elbow to get leverage. He started moving.
"Gil!" she panted for breath, moving her hips with his. God, she responded to him like they were made to make love. Her hands moved from lying limply on the pillows by her head to grabbing onto him. "Fuck."
He grunted as he moved. She felt so good, she looked so good, everything about her, he drank up and hoped he would never forget this feeling. The bed creaked faintly but he didn't give a shit who heard them. He kissed her neck again, dragging his tongue down until he discovered the joy of her breasts.
Thena made a new sound as he took a nipple between his teeth. Again, not too hard, but enough that she would know it was him, even come tomorrow.
He pressed his face into her cleavage. She sounded really cute right now, but if he said that, not only would neither of them finish, she might kill him.
"Gil," Thena moaned again, a little higher, a little louder.
"Fuck, Thena," he moaned, and he meant it deep in his bones. She was incredible, like nothing else he'd ever felt before. "I want you to come."
Her whole body shuddered, as if no one had ever said those words to her. He wanted her writhing in pleasure, like the living, breathing goddess she was. This woman who filled his veins with fury at times; he wanted her veins flushed with ecstasy.
Every time she laughed, he wanted her mouth on his. Every time she made a crude little joke, he wanted to steal it off her lips with his own tongue. Every time she would sway her hips at him or give him an up-and-down with those eyes of hers, it made him want her.
She made another inhumanly beautiful sound as he picked up speed. He slid one hand up the bed, locking her fingers with his and sliding them both under the pillows until her arm was as far as it could go. The other he used to keep a hold of her, between holding her waist within his palm to sliding over her breast and then to cradling the back of her head, her hair weaving between his fingers like sunbeams.
"Gil, that's it, right there," she whimpered, in such a criminally charming way it was more seductive than anything she could have worn - or not worn - tonight. Her fingers squeezed against his.
"Beautiful thing," he growled directly into her ear. She shuddered around him again. His hips took on a mind of their own, driving them both to the inevitable conclusion. "You were made to be worshiped."
Thena let out a string of noises, sounds he never thought he would hear her silken voice make. Each and every one of them was divine, like music to his ears. For all she had come in here intending to take from him, she had given him a hell of a lot more as soon as her lips touched his.
Gil grunted far less melodically, moaning against her skin as he followed her, coming properly for the first time in a long, long time. Longer than she would ever know, as far as he was concerned.
She hummed as his climax mingled with hers. The bed absorbed their mess, her legs splayed out around his. Her breasts moved with each breath she dragged in, although the contented smile on her face assured him that she was at least somewhere where he was.
He hadn't felt like this...maybe ever. He also panted for breath, his skin hot to the touch and shining with a thin layer of sweat. His muscles ached faintly with a wonderful strain. He hissed as he slipped out of her, as did she. "Thena?"
He let himself collapse next to her. He closed his eyes, letting himself stay in this moment of wonder for just one second more. And as soon as his eyes were shut, he felt her delicate little form move. His arm tightened around her. "Excuse me."
She didn't answer him. He could have guessed she would slither off as soon as they were done feasting on one another. She tried to pull away again and he cleared his throat. He heard her huff a little and he smiled in the dark; that was his Thena. "Do you want me to leave you a google review, is that it?"
He chuckled, although he didn't really have the breath to spare. But he could hear her breath still coming in hot little puffs, too. He grasped her forearm, dragging himself up for just the briefest of moments.
Thena let him pull her into one last, drawn out, agonising kiss. They moaned against one another again, with both the pleasure and the curse of tomorrow morning looming ahead.
Gil laid back down on the mattress, letting Thena make her escape without so much as looking at him, nor bothering to retrieve her robe from the far side of the room. He chuckled; of course the divine specimen she was didn't need it to sneak back to her own room. If the moon wanted to feast on her beautiful body like he did then she wouldn't stop it.
He let out a heavy breath, looking up at the canopy of the bed again. Breakfast was certainly going to be interesting, if she was willing to speak with him ever again after this.
#Thenamesh Tomb Raider AU#Thenamesh 18+#thank you so so much for this ask#listen listen listen#these two...were made for this#hot and steamy frenemies to lovers anyone?#of course Thena takes the route of silently creep into his room in the night and kiss him#and if he had said 'we shouldn't do this' she would have just left#and woke Karun and told him she wanted Gil gone by the time she woke the next morning#and her sweet father figure would say it will be done my dear#he both is very protective of her#but also...my god she needs more social skills#Thena speaks only sass and teasing and attitude she's not good at friendliness#let alone politely asking if Gil is down for the nasty#and doubly of course she would tease him and pretend he got her bad leg because she's a little devil#but Gil says no no no you came in here to seduce me#so I am gonna rock your world baby#and oh does he#she doesn't say anything or make it seem like he did#but she collapses into her own bed and barely even pulls the sheets up again before she's lights out#and Gil is right#he's at the breakfast table the next morning#eating toast so carefully Karun wonders if a bomb is about to go off#Thena eventually joins them with a frosty 'good morning'#Karun helps her take a seat and that's that#neither of them say anything Thena doesn't even look at Gil#poor awkward thing#and Karun looks at them and the glow of Thena's skin and the turtleneck she's wearing and goes OHHHHHHHHHH#he's not super happy about it but hey he's just glad Thena seems to be in a better mood I guess#Druig asks what happened between the two of them and Thena shoves him into the koi pond
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"but donald forced them to eat pellets!" first of all, they seemed to enjoy the pellets while they had them, and guys...they probably continued to eat those pellets long after tasha and leo entered the picture. those bionics (especially adam and bree's) probably burn a lot of calories. their metabolisms are probably super high. the protein pellets were probably engineered specifically to provide enough nutrients and protein for them to grow and function well. yeah, real food is fun and tastes better, but in addition to not shocking their digestive systems, those pellets were probably essential supplements to ensure they were eating enough. and, since donald invented them himself, they're not buying suspicious amounts of food, either. it helps that the kids seem to enjoy them, though (they all cheered when donald brought up protein pellet smoothies in rats on a train)
#like yeah okay donald wasn't the best father#and its definitely good that they got a few years of normal childhood#along with eating normal food so they didn't turn out too weird *cough* alan diaz *cough*#but besides wanting to see the world they seemed mostly content#none of them were complaining about those pellets and they probably served a purpose#keep in mind donald was (if we believe he's 39 in memory wipe and not 43 in you posted what?!?) 23. fresh out of college age#trying to raise three kids with bionic abilities#he wasn't a great dad but he wasn't exactly expecting to raise 3 children#he just knew it was ethically wrong to use children as weapons of mass destruction and rent them out to bad people#and they stayed in the basement because he was protecting them from the government#and it very well may have taken some years to perfect the chip extractors#i agree that he forgets their human side sometimes#but he was also trying his best and these things can both be true#lab rats#donald davenport#adam davenport#bree davenport#chase davenport
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I want to befriend Kaneki and meet with him and email him forever
#we should do everything together everything should be parallel play#and then when we go our separate ways at the end of the day I want to still email him things#like pictures of succulents and a glimpse under the amazon river#I want to email him pbs eons videos#I can show him coffee shop vlogs and ask “is this u”#in person I’d mostly let him do the talking and decide what to do#take me down the most intimidating alley on a whim after you said we were just buying lunch pls#I want to eat lunch with him so bad 😭😭😭🙏#it’d be kind of awkward though bc he wouldn’t be eating anything he’d just be sipping his coffee#being with Kaneki is the ultimate dream I wanna see his morning irritation I want to be pleasantly startled by him with his quiet footsteps#& get to ask him about what he’s reading#or how his training is going#or whatever he’s doing#I would ask him how he’d rate vacuuming out of 10 and if he gives it below a 5 will vacuum his house#I feel like he’d lie though and say he likes doing every kind of work just to stop others from doing it#unless he wasn’t in a state where he’s able to actively think about others like that#he should stop doing things and jsut relax imagine taking him on a nice tour trip up mount Fuji that would b nice#stay in a cabin make a snowman clap for him when he skis#he was so good at skiing in the TG calendar?!?? who taught him to ski#did he read “idiots guide to skiing” a day before and absorb all the knowledge like a sponge#he’s so smart. I wish I was smart. or at least smart in an applicable way#I want to try harder but I kind of can’t#or I get sort of frozen by something and can’t find a way forward unless I scurry around it (no one wants u to do this)#I love Kaneki he’s both literally and kind of metaphorically half human and I am too so if we combine we’ll have the power of one full human#we can be human if we stand close enough together#idk he might not want to stand next to me tho he has better options#kaneki time
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oh I also went to barnes today and saw a few yuris ive read
#run away with me girl. she loves to eat. how do we relationship#skimmed thru the summer hikaru died and yttd thought both of those looked good#both nagata kabis solo exchange diaries were actually there this time but i couldnt get them#<///3#kae.txt#next time for sure
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listen, I get the science and the logic of wearing sunscreen everyday. but honestly? I don’t think that will ever be for me. it’s so hideous. sorry. you are doing so great tho. congrats. truly.
#also I know you wear sunscreen for a lot of reasons#but I feel like the main reason for most of the people is for trying to avoid aging#and I’m honestly not concerned at all about that#I got a wonderful genetic with all due probably#my mom used to tan as her sport#(still does lol)#my dad discovered sunscreen only when he had me#and both are 50 now and nobody ever guess their age#when we were on holiday a group of men asked him how he looked so young. dude was like ”I eat mozzarella and do sport”✨💪GODD FOR HIM#so. I’m not worried. and even if I won’t look good as my mom I will be fine. I’m human.#that’s gonna happen#I’m more concerned about dying#text post#<3
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i don’t think i am into feedism for myself (i enjoy being fed but the weight gain aspect does not do anything for me) however the idea of feeding someone gluttonous amounts of amazing food is deeply appealing. again the weight gain aspect is not a part of this. does this still count as feeder stuff or do i just want to bake a lot of cookies for someone as a separate but somewhat related kink
#this is in no way meant to be disparaging to people who do enjoy the weight gain aspect btw!!!!! it just does not personally weigh in for me#do what you want and eat good doing it fuck yeah. go crazy with it.#i’m also not like Against the weight gain aspect i’m just neutral to it#if i was feeding someone and they were into the weight gain aspect and im into the feeding only i think that’s still fine#as long as we are both happy and someone eats what i bake#cmere. pspspsps let me spoonfeed you a Lot of ice cream and brownies
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We are doing a trial run of pupsitting tonight bc we wanted to see if these new dogs could vibe with our current pets before we agree to pupsit them for 2 weeks so now we have 2 weenies, a pomeranian, and a beagle mix in the house and tbh I am having a Great time with it
#4 dogs is too many dogs for our house bc we have 2 cats so the humans are outnumbered#but these new pups are very well behaved even the pomeranian which i was prejudiced against#our weenies were being kind of territorial (which is funny bc they are both smaller than even the pomeranian)#but then i let them all outside together and they started running around and playing and now that they've come in they are all eating little#treats together and just being good with their tails wagging and stuff. its really cute#cuteness overload >.<#but these new dogs have never seen a cat before so they saw dust and both got scared and immediately started backing away#and then they both wanted to go back outside to the safe cat free zone lololol#which is hilarious bc my cats are way chiller than any dog#The spongebob ''he's just standing there..... MENACINGLY'' meme but its just a cat laying down#also when i was 5 i very briefly had a purebread beagle puppy#so i thought beagles were small but this beagle mix is not small#he's short but that is a medium sized dog for sure#very sweet and gentle though he and the pomerianian were so excited to meet me and nb
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hate my sister's shitty good for nothing boyfriend. can you imagine being a 30yo man with two kids who won't even scramble an egg. Not for his kids, not for his girlfriend, not for himself. literally if my sister doesn't leave out pre-made meals when he's watching the kids he will rip up bread or pour them dry cereal or open a granola bar and make himself microwave dinners. like, lowest effort possible. but if i mention this to my sis, she'll be like "no he's definitely cooked for the kids! he scrambled an egg for them once! i watched him do it!" but it's like...so he scrambled one egg in the last five years. just to like, prove he can? at your direct insistence? should we all clap? like seriously. hate this guy. had to really hold back recently because he had someone over and he was interacting with the kids more than usual for appearances, and he had to keep asking me and my sis what the 5yo was signing because he barely bothered to learn his own son's primary form of communication. i was so tempted to say "that one means 'go home' but you wouldn't know that because you don't take them anywhere." so hard to hold that in. If I had to describe this man in two words they would be these: Low Effort. Not quite bare minimum, but JUST enough to convince my sister that it would be too much hassle to get rid of him. he's stupid as fuck, but just smart enough to quickly stop shit like screaming obscenities at the kids for doing normal kid things. and he once stomped on my headphones and broke them in a fit of rage, but gave my sister money to replace them so it was "fine." Like, my sister thinks that he's just struggling with his anger issues, because he had a bad childhood, blah, blah, and oh he would never actually hurt her or the kids. and like, good for you, but i don't trust like that. genuinely hoping he gets struck by lightning and dies instantly.
#my sister and i do all the hard stuff and most of the easy stuff too tbh#cooking and cleaning and sorting out benefits and insurances and getting the kids to school and events#doctor's appointments and medications and dentist appointments and taxes#we get the groceries and care for all the pets and kids and household things#we both have jobs#i actually have 3 jobs#good for nothing boyfriend makes $12 a year plus some under the table cash as a “private trainer”#which means between that and selling his plasma and borrowing money from his mom he can...pay his super cheap tiny part of rent#and occasionally hand my sister like $20#he doesn't buy groceries or diapers or household supplies or clothing or toys or literally anything#literally the only household chore he does is fold laundry#that's it. and it's not “DO” laundry. it's just folding the clean and dry stuff#you know. the chore my parents would have us do when we were like 10 so we'd feel helpful#the 5yo is medically complex and we frequently make trips to a slightly distant hospital with him#and they literally asked us to stop bringing my sister's boyfriend along because he was disruptive and confusing#which was a polite way to say 'obnoxious and stupid as shit'#do you know how many times in one visit w/the same doctor he would ask 'so when does he get superpowers?'#he also obviously didn't know how to answer basic questions like 'how many times does he poop a day on average'#and 'how often has he been eating and what has he been eating day to day?'#like bro this man can go days without changing a diaper and will not even heat up a can of spaghettios to feed his own kids#he cannot answer those questions with any kind of accuracy#also i'm saying boyfriend because my sister desperately wanted to at least be engaged so she could say fiance in front of ppl#but just like marriage this was apparently a 'waste of effort'#not even the cheapest ring or the most underwhelming proposal or a courthouse wedding was worth his energy so...#yeah glad she hasn't married this waste of air. and i'll be praying for that lightning strike
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best friend and I got to hang out today!!!!! 💖💖 we went to the convenience store (best friend wanted a fun seasonal mint drink and then I saw the cheese filled pretzels I literally have not had in like 10 years so. I had to.) and then the mall and the bookstore and then dropped some pretzels off for my brother ("I know you wanted me to get a mall pretzel, but, I ate a different pretzel, earlier. so I got you the mall pretzel. ....and one for me so I could eat it later." "OH, I absolutely wanted you to get me a pretzel. I wasn't even subtly hinting. But I did want you to get yourself a pretzel too, so it was a win-win." "It was!!!!!!!!!!") and then we went to the ramen place we used to go to for dinner!! I got the most incredible chicken rice bowl of my life oh my godddddddddddddd. such a nice afternoon and evening!!!!!
#i had one major request for in person dining. a not packed restaurant. and there were two families at the ramen place so that was not bad!!#and we were seated away from them. and i just took my mask off to eat.#me: the mall does a calendar setup in november/december and they had an og naruto calendar!! but it was so fucking basic#my brother: ......#my brother: BASIC#he literally has not stopped laughing about me calling it basic#me: THE CHARACTER PICTURES WERENT EVEN GOOD!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!!!!!!!#me messaging best friend: my brother is laughing at me#best friend: HE JUST HAD TO BE THERE#best friend calls things “mid” a lot and i was explaining that to my brother and he talked away saying “every day i feel more like a boomer”#*walked IM ON MY PHONE#best friend got sushi and takoyaki!!#best friend got outfit complemented by a baby goth. she walked away and we both absolutely cooed to each other she was so cute!!
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