#we stan 1 sassy bitch

[chaos-grimlin]

Intro:No one truly knows what happened that night in Woodsboro, California. All the public knows was that two teenage boys, Billy Loomis and Stu Macher, went crazy. That the boys killed with no motive, that it was a case of crazy and peer pressure. Sidney Prescott, the "girlfriend" of Billy Loomis,Y/n L/n, the girl both boys were deeply obsessed with, and Gale weathers, a news reporter, where 3 of 5 witnesses that were willing to talk and tell their sides of the story to the public while Dewy Riley, the deputy sheriff of woodsboro, and tennager Randy Meeks refused to talk to law enforcements at the time. All the stories told to law enforcement seem to differ from person to person, but...in this tale, we will focus on Y/n, the obsessions, side of the story...

Marked (Poly Billy Loomis and Stu Macher x Reader)

Word count:935

Chapter 21- please come get me

~~A flash back~~~

"She's going to ruin our plan Stu" Billy said harshly as he grabbed at his brown hair.

Stu sat on the couch, one that sat in front of the TV in his huge house. He seemed to be thinking.

"But she is cute" Stu said with a giggle. "Shs going to fuck it all up!" He huffed out grabbing onto the back of the couch tightly. Billy's jaw tightened and his teeth grinded together. "I don't care if she's cute or not!" Billy said louder, almost screaming.

Stu leaned his head back. "I careeee" he whined. Billy hit stu in the back of the head, making him groan out in pain. "I'm not letting some bitch fuck up my plan to get my revenge" Billy said.

Stu rubbed the back of his head and pouted. "Dosnt mean we have to kill her" he muttered.

Billy raised his eyebrows and looked at Stu. "Then what else can we do?" He asked. "Break her so she can't" he said and with that, a smirk played its way onto Billy's lips.

It wasn't a sassy smirk, but a smirk that was devilish and unnatural on his normally monotone face...

~~~present day~~~

^^^3rd person P.O.V^^^

When Y/n jumped up and ran, she ran to the office. Hot tears stung her eyes as she did. She felt all eyes on her as she ran. She wished everyone would go away and leave her on this world alone.

Soon, she busted through the doors of the office and looked at the lady behind the front desk. "Can I use the phone?" She asks as she uses the sleeves of her t-shirt to wipe the salty tears off of her face. The lady looked at her, she knew what had happened.. and nodded

Y/n snatched up the phone and with a shake hand she pulled out the crumbled slip of paper with Dewys number scribbled on it.

Slowly she punched in the numbers and pressed the hard plastic phone to her ear and heard it ring.

1 ring....

2 ring......

3 ring...

"Hello this is Dewy" his voice rang out as he picked up.

"Dewy.." y/n choked out as she gripped the phone with both hands.

She opened her mouth to speak but all that came out was sobs.

"Y/n? Oh god what's wrong?" He says, his voice gental and soft.

"Please..please come get me" she says, her voice cracking.

"I'm on my way"

With that he hung up on her.

"Hey sweetie if you want to stay here till who ever you called comes you can" the front desk lady said.

Y/n nodded before sitting in one of the seats. She shifted and shifted, feeling uncomfortable in her own skin the longer she sat there.

Y/n dug ger nails into the soft wood of the chair, more tears filling her e/c eyes.

Her face was red, her eyes were puffy and she looked like a mess, everyone around her couldn't help but feel bad for her, no body deserves that...no body.

The lady behind the desk looked at y/n and felt pain in her heart just looking at her. She didn't know what to do as she watched the little girl cry.. so, she picked up a small candy dish and held it out to her "get you some candy baby" the lady said ( lol this has actually happened, I Stan most front desk ladies)

Y/n looked at the lady and wiped her eyes before taking a f/c (favorite candy) "thank you" y/n said. The lady nodded as Y/n ate the candy and wait on whoever she called.

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After less then 7 minutes the sherif rushed into the office, worry painted his features but they softend once they landed on Y/n.

"Y/n" Dewy muttered before crouching down in front of her and putting his hands on her shoulders "What happened?" He asked, his voice soft.

Y/n looked at him, her eyes glossy and her bottom lip quivering. "People" she whispered, her voice sounding dry.

"What did they do please talk to me" Dewy said as he used his thumb to wipe away stray tears that ran down her face. "They dressed like them.... and... attacked me" she said, struggling the force the words out of her throat.

Dewy nodded before standing up and helping Y/n up to. "Ma'am make sure who ever did that gets punished. It's not funny to torment a victim of something as bad as this" Dewy said before walking out eith Y/n by his side.

Y/n stayed closed to him, scared, terrified, shaking, thinking the killer would get her

.. that they'd hang her from a tree or slice her stomach wide open for the world to see what the inside of her torso looked like.

She didn't want her body to be mutilated or tortured, she just wanted to rewind time, redo it all...

Dewy walked Y/n to the police cruiser and helped her get in before shutting the door and walking to the driver's side.

"Do you know who did it?" Dewy asked as he buckled up. "Alex Johns" she says quickly. "I know his father. He'll be getting a call from me later on" Dewy said as he put the keys in and turned them, allowing the engine to roar to life and soon they started to dive away from her own personal hell on earth..

(Sorry if I'm not active)

[twsthc]

twst character playlists pt. 2 🎧☆

⚠️ warnings: not a warning but i just wanted to say that i have 2-3 asks in my drafts rn!!! i have not been ignoring you ive been procrastinating studying for finals and sleeping ^_^!!! they should be answered soon i prommy, ty for ur patience <3

last updated: december 17, 2023

🌹 🎼

Riddle: Red Velvet - Day 1 , Lee Hi - Only , Laufey - Promise , Beabadoobe - Glue Song , Men I Trust - Show Me How , Humming Urban Stereo - Banana Shake

cutie patootie basically

also music thats easy to study to!!! i just swiped this from my study playlist.

Ace: VANO 3000 - Running Away [adult swim] , Gorillaz Ft. Kali Uchis - She's My Collar , Worthikids - Friends In Low Places , Joey Valence & Brae - GUMDROP

music i listen to in roller skating rinks and drinking slurpees and crying

only ace uses a skateboard and probably wouldn't be crying and would drink the cola icee instead of the blue raspberry one

Deuce: AC/DC - Highway to Hell , Dominic Fike - Mama's Boy , The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) , Army Of Lovers - Crucified , Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Bad Reputation

"ACDC stands for acedeuce" -someone from the twsthc server

ummm not really much to add to this. deucepel canon. join my server

Cater: Aliyah's Interlude - IT GIRL , Girls Generation - Gee , IVE 아이브 - After LIKE , NewJeans - Super Shy , LE SSERAFIM - Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard's wife

BITCH, YOU KNOW IM SEXY. UGH! DONT CALL, JUST TEXT ME XP

cater is a kpop stan and knows all the lyrics and dances and hums them randomly whilst walking down the hallway i saw her

Trey: Fuji Kaze - Shinunoga E-Wa , CAFUNÉ - Tek It , monsune - OUTTA MY MIND , piri & tommy - soft spot , Essosa - Waste My Time , Tatsuro Yamashita - Fragile

chill as fuck. in his zone. moisturized. at peace.

he plays this on low levels as he bakes and while hes studying

🥩🎶

Leona: SZA - Broken Clocks , Childish Gambino - Redbone , Kendrick Lamar , Money Trees , Tyler, The Creator - See You Again , willowsmith - Wait a Minute! , Tyla - Water

leona is a part of the sassy male apocalypse

listens to Broken Clocks while its raining like he just went thru a breakup (he didnt)

Ruggie: Chief Keef - I Don't Like , jnhygs - JERK! , babyxsosa - EVERYWHERE I GO , Flo Milli - Conceited , Ice Spice - Princess Diana , Brent Faiyaz - Been Away (Jersey Club Remix) 

n i just fell n luv w a gangster, so he put my name n a tatt

but i dont let em come 2 the crib, so we get it on where we at

Jack: Outkast - Ms. Jackson , Destiny's Child - Bills, Bills, Bills , The Notorious B.I.G - Big Poppa , MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes , 2Pac - California Love

lalalalalaaa

my favorite african american

🫧🎵

Azul: Queen - Killer Queen , Joan Sebastion - Secreto de Amor , Caravan Palace - Rock It For Me , Lady Gaga - Americano , Chicago - We Both Reached For the Gun

once again older jazzy sounding songs

also electroswing. the octatrio are electroswing, and the Chicago musical

Jade: The Buttress - Brutus , Elita Harkov - Sour Switchblade , Elita Harkov - Mentally Not Here , KikuoHana - 不幸屋の娘 , NASTYONA - 09 요단강

in part one i put their cute girly girl hiking mushroom collecting playlist but here is their fucked up evil plotting and biting playlist

also useful for studying and lounge shifts! three in one!

Floyd: DIGITAL CIRCUS - Pilot Official Soundtrack , Kikuo - 天国へ行こう , Rufus Wainwright - Another Believer , Chuu - Heart Attack (sped up) , SB Soundtrack - Clownfish Capers

what can i say

silly goofy music for a silly goofy guy

🌞🎼

Kalim: Heavenly - P.U.N.K Girl , No Doubt - Just A Girl , TWINKLE ♡ HEART/jun 音源 , Cascada - Everytime We Touch (Nightcore) , Dolly Style - Cherry Gum (Nightcore) , S3RL - All That I Need

hime gyaru kalim lives

i snuck in nightcore and S3RL im really not sorry

Jamil: Marie Madeleine - Swimming Pool , X-RAY SPEX - I Am a Poseur , Vundabar - Alien Blues , Memo Boy - Insomniac

just a girl

👑🎶

Vil: Lady Gaga - Beautiful, Dirty, Rich , Barry Manilow - At the Copa , NewJeans - ETA , Judy Singh - Up and Down , Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me

Epel: MF DOOM - Doomsday , Primus - The Devil Went Down To Georgia , The Crane Wives - The Moon Will Sing , October Country - My Girlfriend Is a Witch ,

The Devil Went Down To Georgia is the type of shit epel would listen to while performing the most back breaking nail chipping farm chores

Rook: I Monster - Lust for a Vampyr , Kali Uchis - I Wish you Roses , peace - stolen dance , Lamp - From The Window ,

☠🎵

Idia: TOPHAMHAT-KYO -Princess♂ , LamazeP - 難聴系男子が倒せない , Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan OP , BLEND-A - Bon Appetit S , Bakudan Poppy - Oha-Yo-del , Dancing Samurai

🐉🎼

Malleus: Soap&Skin - Me and the Devil , Yoko Kanno - Green Bird

Silver: Korn - All in the Family , batta - chase , Lil Boodang - Jesus Don't Like That I'm Gay but Satans Cool With It , My Chemical Romance - Teenagers ,

yes thats the name of that song

emo teen music, not cos theyre an emo teen but cos lilia introduced the genre

Sebek: deaf, doesn't listen to music

Lilia: BABYMETAL - Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!!! , Graveyardguy (feat. Slayyyter) - Final Girl , NANAOAKARI - One Room Sugar Life

[yuni-or-zerou]

The Final Pact Introduction

Author Number 1: Yuni or Zerou 

Hi, meh name ish Yuni or Zerou. Here ish a little bit about meh I am 17, Gay nd more Fem than masc. but I do work out cuz u got to stay fit. I love Editing ( I am really good at it) Writing, doing make-up, reading, gaming nd some other stuff. I Stan a lot of K-pop groups but my alt groups are Txt, Skz nd Ateez. Meh, alt bias is Taehyun from txt. My favorite colors are Light Blue, Green, Red, Orange, Black nd Pink. I am always here to help others I love to spread kindness nd love, making friends. Feel free to dm/pm meh personal account if you ever want to. It is one of the people that we are following you will know ish meh meh user lolz. There's more about meh in meh bio there nd I am kinda an indecisive person. There ish a lot more but I don't want to rattle too long nd keep ya from the story nd other stuff love ya Hun <3

Author Number 2: Ari 

(Will add later she is really busy lately)

 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇'𝓈 :

☁️ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Han Jisung —— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Name: Han Jisung

Pronouns: he, himself, they, them, it, and itself

Nicknames: Gay Bitch, Pumpkin, and Angel Boy

Age/Birthday: 17 (almost 18) and September 14th, 2005 (It's not his real year.)

Sexuality: gay but not out of the closet yet

Likes: Bright Green, Queen, KDA, Twice, Rapping, Reading, BLS, and Animals

dislikes: loud noses, small spaces, weird things, and negativity

More info: He is a junior and has bipolar depression, anxiety, and insomnia. He is a very misunderstood boy at school. He calls his parents Mr. and Mrs. Jisung unless he is speaking to them directly. When he says Mom and Dad, he is most likely speaking of Arabella-Izzy's parents, for they treat him as if he were their son and equally as their daughter.

Personality: He is super smart, kind, understanding, cares for others, and tries to help others because he knows how it feels to struggle, considering how bad it was with his real parents. He is loyal, sometimes sassy, very blunt, and confident, unless his bipolar gets in the way. Of course, he is a very loveable, cute, shy, and submissive little boy.

☁️ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Lee Minho —— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Name: Lee Minho

Nicknames: Sparkle Boy, and Luna

Pronouns: He, Him, them, theirs, and themselves

Age/Birthday: 18 and October 25th, 2004 (It's not his real year.)

Sexuality: bisexual but prefers men; he has been out of the closet since he was 13.

Likes: red and black, video games, partying, art, fashion, and trading card games.

Dislikes: rudeness and small spaces

More info: He is really smart but doesn't try hard. Everyone calls him Luna because of how much he admires the moon. A very good video gamer, especially at league, his favorite trading card game is Yu-Gi-Oh. His favorite movie is Beetlejuice, and his favorite show is The Next Prince. Everyone knows this, but he is rich, and we know he is not a snotty one; he is a really kind and charming type of rich boy. Of course he is popular and everyone loves him, but he is not a bad boy at all. There is no breaking him. His motto is "Don't stand stall, but don't break, because breaking gets you nowhere in life."

Personality: He is somewhat smart, loving, caring, very protective, charming, and loveable. He doesn't care what others say behind his back. Everyone's opinion is irrelevant to him unless it is good, understandable, or has an impact on him. The type of guy to spoil you with gifts, tease you, and make you his little pet. He is most definitely super dominant.

☁️ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Mizuki Minho—— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Name: Mizuki Minho

Pronouns: she, her, hers, herself

Age/Birthday: 22 and August 36th, 2000

Sexuality: pansexual and poly

Likes: pink, heels, fashion, hair, reading, dancing, and shopping

Dislikes: being controlled, hateful comments, and being touched.

More info: She is pretty chill and has really bad experience with relationships. People used to bully and abuse each other in middle school and all throughout high school. She has her own makeup company and owns a hair salon. Another thing is that she only accepts the arranged marriage with Han because the Jisung's have everyone convinced they want to help their son become successful.

Personality: She is pretty, calm, energetic, hardworking, trustworthy, dedicated, and carefree. The type of girl to style and design things for you. That one friend who has to check up on everyone and make sure she doesn't need to kill anyone yet

☁️ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Arabella -Izzy Hwang —— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Name: Arabella-Izzy Hwang

Pronouns: she, they, them, it, it's,, their, and itself

Age/Birthday: 17 and June 13th, 2005

Sexuality: Lesbian; she is a stud

Likes: purple and blue, weed, monsters, cherry blossoms

Dislikes: weird things and negativity

More info: It has bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety. It's also very protective of her family. Han has been like a big brother to them since they were five and six. Definitely, a pothead loves to smoke weed because it helps calm her body down so she can focus more on things. A very strong compassion for becoming a teacher because they love kids.

Personality: It is kind and caring and loves taking care of kids. It is also really good with kids. The kind of person who works hard to achieve her goals and never gives up on them, no matter what challenges she may face on her journey,

𝙎𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧'𝙨

☁️ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Mrs. Jisung —— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Name: Mrs. Jisung

Pronouns: she, her, hers, herself

☁️ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Mr. Jisung —— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Name: Mr. Jisung

Pronouns: he, him, his, himself

Mrs. Hwang (Mom)—— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Name: Mom and Mamma

Pronouns: she, her, hers, herself

Mr. Hwang (Dad)—— —͙ – -˚ ·* ˚ ✦

Names: Dad and Father

Pronouns: he, him, his, himself

[harkasun]

What’d you mean this isn’t how this scene went??

[borealopelta]

Can we fangirl about the whole Lord Of The Lost x Powerwolf thing together? The description in the latest LotL instagram post just killed me 😂

thats fair thats fair thats fair tho lemme call your attention to the best thing to come out of this whole ordeal which is charles:

like bitch really said you're a fucking idiot <3 i love him so much

[misticloyal]

Kyman headcannons

Starring:                         CARTMAN

(part 1)

Favorite memory of a date was

-Him and Kyle playing video games at his house and getting interrupted by Stan and Kenny barging in his house. It was his favorite because not only was it satisfying to see them react to Kyle lounging on his lap while cursing him out for killing his character, but afterwards he kind-of-maybe had a little bit of a panic over how angry Kyle got at him for finding the situation funny.

Eventually after Stan and Kenny left, he ended up having to verbally explain that he thought Kyle was upset because he thought Kyle was embarrassed by getting together with him. Of course, Kyle was not in fact embarrassed because of that but was actually worrying more about the fact that the gang knew he was gay. So they had a little bit of a mushy moment but that’s Cartman’s favorite anyway, they hugged awkwardly and then Kyle went home because he complained about not having his homework finished for Monday.

Foods that remind him of Kyle

-Now normally Cartman would just say ‘jew food’ and leave it at that because he’s a blunt asshole, however he will not say that because Kyle has an unhealthy obsession with those stupid ass Quaker Granola Bars. He doesn’t know why, or how this started but one day the gang were all hanging out at Stan’s house and once Kenny called to raid the pantry and came back with those things Kyle was a changed man.

It’s pretty hilarious and Cartman often teases him about it which results in Kyle hoarding the boxes of granola closer to him and yelling at him to “go find some donut to munch on, fatass”.

The favorite thing Kyle does for him

-Kyle actually takes initiative to help/reassure Cartman’s self-esteem problems that cause ruckus sometimes and considering the one person who did that was Heidi (and we all know how that relationship ended) Cartman is incredibly grateful. Just don’t tell Kyle that or he might start crying a little.

Do you ever picture having kids

-Cartman actually did want a kid at first because he thought it was a giant middle finger to how his parents actually raised him, but then grew incredibly terrified of the concept after around sophomore year because he knows his parenting skills are pretty shitty.

Kyle’s okay with this even though he rolls his eyes when Cartman says he’ll turn out like his mom and consoles him by saying that he’ll personally put him out of his misery if he starts down that path.

-Cartman also is a crazy old cat lady. Ever since that whole cat piss incident he’s been routinely hiding sick and/or injured cats in his attic and taking care of them until they can be released back into the alleyways of South Park.

Kyle complains about the risk of rabies (even though Cartman insists that he’s already vaccinated every cat he’s come across) and the funniest thing of all is that when Kyle actually visits the attic all of the cats flock to him like moths to a light. They’re super nice and cuddly to Kyle, who is rightfully wary and this pisses off Cartman greatly considering the cats are all sassy bitches around him.

-They’ve agreed that when they live together someday the cats will have no access to Peanut the Pidgeon in the slightest and if they eat him, Kyle will remove each and every feline from their house period.

Kyle’s best physical feature

-His  a s s. Cartman is a fulltime 24 hour SIMP for Kyle when he turns around and Kyle smacks him in the head for staring all the time. (The whole gang agrees that Kyle has too fat of an ass for his own good. Especially considering how much of a stick he is, Cartman blames god for making his boyfriend so fine)

-But! If Cartman wasn’t being horny, the next thing is Kyle’s jew-fro. He fucking loves Kyle’s hair because it sets apart the whole ‘goody two-shoes’ idea that people get of him when they first meet him. Obviously Kyle wears his ushanka most of the time, but it’s pretty funny to see people who view him as a weak little nerd bitch to learn that Kyle plays basketball and has curly, wild red hair.

Cartman messes with it all the time when they’re cuddling on the couch or when they sleep together (as in sex- and literally sleeping in the same bed).

Kissing or hugging more

-People would think that his and Kyle’s relationship would be overly sexual because of all the fighting they do, but they’d be surprised as to how often they actually have sex. Neither of them have a big interest in it unless both of them are like- explicitly horny. Most of the time they just hang out and make fun of each other.

Because of this, kissing is done more often (because it gets rid of the angry energy they have when they fight) but Cartman still prefers hugging more. Hugging references what they do after they would hang out like normal, and they’ve been getting better at not being awkward about it so hugging Kyle just feels familiar, like coming home after a super annoying day.

Did he ever get jealous of Kyle hanging out with famous people

-Not really famous people, Cartman really loses it when people try to take advantage of Kyle being a good person. In general, both girls and boys (mostly girls if they’re trying to flirt) act like they’re having a problem so Kyle can come help them out.

Obviously, this doesn’t last long because Cartman takes care of the problem quick and before long everyone’s known to stay away from Kyle in the romantic sense. But every so often a new person comes to South Park that doesn’t know the universal rule of ‘Kyle Brofloski belongs to Eric Cartman, and Eric Cartman belongs to Kyle Brofloski’…

It is to be noted however, that after a couple of heated discussions with Kyle he only steps in after he sees Kyle try to deal with the problem first. (Though most of the time it’s still him doing the dirty work- listen he’s making an effort, that’s good enough)

Did he ever dream of Kyle

-Yessir, Cartman dreams about Kyle a lot. In general Cartman’s dreams revolve around him being the best but after Dream Kyle went from watching with an annoyed look on his face at Cartman’s success to being at his side, Cartman decided he might have a little bit of a problem.

What does he think needs the most work in their relationship

-Cartman thinks his relationship with Kyle is perfect and at heart the only thing he wants to do is to stop messing stuff up by thinking that he’s not deserving of Kyle’s attention. Everytime he and Kyle fight (like- really fight) he always secretly thinks Kyle is truly in the right even if he actually isn’t (it doesn’t happen often but sometimes, things happen).

After Kyle talked to him about ‘communication problems concerning people in relationships’ he thinks the could also try that shit out but he thinks it’s kinda lame. He tries though, just because Kyle seems to care about it so much. It actually helped them out a little, so maybe it isn’t so bad.

Does he think Kyle would care for him if he got sick

-Nope. Cartman (much to Kyle’s dismay) thinks that Kyle would just leave him at his house to get better by himself and only come visit him once he’s well again. This of course did not actually happened and when Cartman got a cold and Kyle brought him homemade chicken noodle soup, he actually started crying a little because he was so shocked that Kyle cared enough.

Does he believe Kyle loves him

-Complicated question- At the beginning of their relationship Cartman would’ve said no because he wouldn’t believe that Kyle would actually love someone like him. But now that they’re probably at around the middle point, they’re vaguely comfortable with each other and he’s starting to realize that if Kyle didn’t love him, he would do a lot of things that he does. Yes, he does believe that Kyle loves him.

When did he find out that Kyle loved him

-It truly clicked for him one night when Stan, Kenny, him and Kyle were all at Stan’s house playing video games. Stan and Kenny had taken the ends of the couch while Kyle sat in the middle and Cartman went to the kitchen to grab a snack from the fridge before he sat down (since he had just arrived). When he came back, both Stan and Kenny had moved to the loveseat and the floor leaving Kyle on the couch all by himself with the blanket leaving a very clear spot for him right next to his boyfriend.

Cartman literally tries to argue with himself in his mind as he sat down for a negative reasoning for this, and when Kyle leaned his weight on him ( and entertained their fingers slightly) as he laughed at an insult Kenny shouted at Stan it clicked that there was physically no other reason for this other then that Kyle loved him.

Favorite non-sex activity

-Cooking. He loves being good at something that Kyle is shit at. He might make the best food ever, but that doesn’t mean that his apprentice actually takes after him. In fact, Cartman would actively try to put ingredients that make Kyle’s food taste good theoretically, but when Kyle would be done with it, it would still taste absolutely terrible. It’s like the opposite of a green thumb for cooking, but! It’s fun and it always makes them feel better if they feel upset about something.

What is something Kyle could do in order to gain his genuine trust more

-He’s already doing it but reassuring Cartman that even though his actions are stupid and morally disgusting, he still loves him and they’re going to be okay.

-Also dial back the martyr complex a bit because it gets genuinely concerning after a while having to make sure Kyle won’t the hit for something he obviously did and should be blamed for.

[dawninlatin]

My thoughts while reading ACOSF

This will obviously be full of spoilers below the cut:) There is also me trying to be funny, and an excessive use of emojis...you have been warned

-Elain isn’t a virgin?!? Good for you, hun👏I’m so proud of you my bean👏Ngl, I’m lowkey starting to stan her

-I knew Feyre was pregnant from the second Cass said Rhys’ shield masked her scent. 10/10 detective skills

-Also don’t you DARE take away Feysand’s happiness, Sarah🤺🤺🤺

-Cass being allergic to pollen is my new favourite thing😂 I have never felt so seen...

-Nesta x The House BROTP!!!!!

-When she broke down on the hike😭😭😭 You deserve the world, my girl❤️❤️❤️

-Rhys, just take a nap or something, please

-«She could barely wrap her hand around him...» Girl, how big is Azriel then?!?!😳

-Not me bursting into laughter bc of a «yo mama» joke

-I am loving all this smut, but once they admit they love each other it’s over for all of us

-NO DON’T FRIEND ZONE HIM NESTA

-«And I’ve always-» You’ve always WHAT????

-Lanthys I hate you but WERE YOU ABOUT TO REVEAL THAT THEY’RE MATES?!?

Mor x Emerie? I’m here for it!!!

The House is my new favourite character, and if anything happens to it, i swear to god-

-Cassian secretly taking dance lessons- I-

-Nesta and Azriel hugging<3

-Also him giving Cassian beef jerky for Solstice😂 I love him so much

-Oh, Cassian...😭

-OH, NESTA...😭😭😭😭

-Not me crying over a fucking sex scene😭

-But holy shit, that was BEAUTIFUL😭❤️

-The girl gang is having a sleepover!

-FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS

-Honestly, healthy female friendship is something we need more of in books

-«You’re the new ribbon, Az.» I ship it. I ship it so much.

-Nesta and Amren😭

-«THEY’RE MATES» I squealed, as if we all didn’t already know😕

-I wanna hurl Cassian into the Sidra!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCK IT UP?!?

-If they don’t win the Blood Rite I will throw hands

-Is this gonna turn into the Hunger Games now? Nice

-Rhys and Feyre, I love you, but you have like 1 horny braincell combined

-She fucking stabbed him in the balls...what a QUEEN

-There are less than fifty pages left...HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY END WELL?!?!

-40 pages left and I’d forgotten that Nessian still hasn’t declared their love for one another. I! AM! PANICKING!

-«Because my mate taught me well» fjdhsiaujwjwh

-CASSIAN NO

-SARAH IF YOU DO THIS I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

-YES NESTA KILL THE BITCH

-I don’t even have words at this point😭😭

-HAVEN’T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH?!

-Nyx, I already love you, even if you have caused me enough stress to have a heart attack

-And I think Rhys will have one too, if someone doesn’t give him a fucking break soon

-«You...You’re ready for a baby?» Jesus Cassian, let the poor female breathe

-«I love you.» 😭😭😭😭

-I need a moment-

-Forget that I need a lot of moments

-What does it mean, Eris? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

-There is a temple on the river house’s grounds?! how big is this place...

-Them just being sisters, loving and supporting one another😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

My overall thoughts: I don’t care if this is a controversial opinion, but I can’t find a single thing I didn’t like about the book. It exceeded all my expectations, and went far beyond what I could imagine. Nesta, I love you and your sassy personality so much. Thank you for sharing your journey of healing and self-love with me, it will stay with me forever<3<3 

[beyondd-dazedd]

EPISODE👏 REVIEW👏 hsmtmts season 2 episode 10: get ready for some enthusiastic writing and a little too much looking into details

first off seb doing the intro made my heart happy i love him

ok i know everyone has been saying it but there is no way in hell they’re winning the menkies. unless the writers just go with the main character favoritism route, there’s just no way. however for the sake of comedy, watching ashlyn give us everything in the transformation scene and ricky being an absolute disaster is SO funny to me. like shout out to joshua because that scene made me laugh so hard. also a trio i need more of is kourt, red and ej. i just feel like they would be dramatic gossipy bitches and i love that for them.

normally i think ms. jenn’s reactions are over the top but after seeing the shit show that just occurred 2 mins before... i think her reaction is very valid because oh god.

continuing with the theme of friendship dynamics we haven’t seen a lot of but we absolutely need more of, ashlyn and ricky!! that scene was so sweet and wholesome. i’m so so so glad the writers didn’t fall into the trap of making characters take sides after a break up. i just feel like it’s been done a million times before. but seeing ashlyn being so genuine when checking up in ricky made me so happy. the caswells remain being the superior characters (including gina obvs)

ms. jenn and mr. mazzarra are cute don’t get me wrong but they should’ve spent more time developing that relationship instead giving ms. jenn like 3 random love interests and that’s all i’ll say on that.

i love imagining what characters are saying when they’re just ad libbing. like what could ej, gina, ricky and red be talking about before carlos shows up to start the scene?? my guess is they’re all gushing about how amazing ash is and no i don’t take criticisms on that.

alright i’ll say it. the seblos drama is weak at best. they didn’t spend enough time developing it and kind of pushed it to the background so when it was one of the main focuses of the episode it was kind of like ok?? HOWEVER i did love the resolution to it and the deeper look into their individual characters. (i’ll talk more about this later)

carlos calling ms. jenn mother and everyone immediately knowing who he was talking about sent me omfg. but also who the fuck let these high schoolers try to figure out this transformation scene by themselves?? they collectively have 2 brain cells and they just bounce around between the 9 of them depending on the scene. but playful sleepover competition!! also gina nudging ej when he goes a little too ej 1.0 was everything.

i hate lily and i love sassy red. that’s all.

(im going to talk about the boys/girls sleepovers like they’re each one continuous scene respectively because it’s way easier than switching back and forth)

fun new friendship dynamics!! the boys!! sebbie and the girls! iconic. i know that the show is meant to be in a mockumentary style so we only see parts of the characters lives but i would give my left arm to see the boys getting closer and becoming friends. this is also the first scene where i really noticed ricky’s shirt. ricky is queer disney are just cowards. i’m not a big ricky/ ej shipper but the pretty boy had me feeling some type of way. carlos being worried about seb and their relationship and then red being like well this is why. bc he’s got a spy on the inside was peak friendship. but seriously disney?? just say gay. it’s not a bad word. now imma freak out about PORTWELL OMFG I WAS ALREADY FREAKING OUT DURING THIS SCENE SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW WELL I WAS DOING LATER ON. but ej just being like im not ready to put myself out there because of nini i don’t wanna get rejected... again. my heart went out to him. you can really see how much he’s grown as a person. but sure ej y’all are “buddies” also him saying the one thing i’m proud of from my time with nini was letting her go and ricky’s reaction to that hurt me to my core.

alright let’s talk about the girls and seb. first off i love that they’re actually working and the boys are doing fuck all LOL. seb actually talking about how he feels?? good for him. i hate that he thinks that carlos is only with him because there’s limited options but at least he’s talking about it. a moment of silence for ash’s scissor bucket (i won’t make a gay joke. i won’t make a gay joke. i won’t-) anyways... i really thought that maybe ash would know about portwell but it’s fucking EVERYONE. like y’all are that perceptive about other peoples relationships but not your own?? that’s why all y’all have relationship drama. gina not wanting to put herself out there because she’s afraid of getting hurt?? ouch. gina thinking ej is just being nice?? ouch but also gina, sis?? what. also nini reacting that way to the chocolates is so out of pocket. like 1) y’all aren’t dating anymore so what’s got you so pressed? 2) gina made it clear that they weren’t actually from ricky 3) nini you know they had some sort of chemistry before you and ricky got back together so this really shouldn’t be that surprising.

anyways the scene with ricky and carlos broke me. the decision for ricky to not show nini the song was so mature. despite wanting to get her back, he KNOWS that that would only drag her back and that’s not fair to her and he knows it. but his awareness of seblos’s relationship and wanting to help carlos work things out with seb was so wholesome and so sweet and is kind of a big moment of character development for him this season. like he was generally very selfish this season (again i’m a ricky apologist til the day i die but he was so selfish) and seeing him take the focus away from his problems to help carlos out was so sweet. also i need more ricky/carlos friendship moments.

kourt talking about howie learning her love language?? bitch you mean espionage?? i mean me too but that’s so fucking funny

ALRIGHT THIS IS THE PARAGRAPH WHERE I SCREAM ABOUT PORTWELL!!! i am so so so so happy right now about this. the fact that ej asked about risotto but for real was so satisfying and was blatantly like him saying i know we faked being in a relationship but what about it not being fake and omfg that’s so amazing. also gina being skeptical and asking if ash put him up to it and him saying not that i know of?? THE PARALLELS?? also gina this whole season has been talking about signs and finding reasons to stay, finding signs to know if someone is right for her and you can literally see the moment she realizes she said the same thing about the duke sweatshirt to jack. SHE KNOWS THIS IS HER SIGN and that’s so special to me. also ej’s nervous laugh after she says yes?? omfg. let’s look at ej’s character. historically he’s confident, cocky and generally puts on this facade of having his shit together but gina makes him nervous (in a good way). he doesn’t feel like he has to pretend to be confident around her. he’s showing her that he’s just as nervous as she is about this and that is just *chefs kiss* honestly not to be an andi mack stan but ej’s little nervous chuckle and ok after she says yes sounds like he’s letting out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding which seriously parallels tj after the tyrus confession. i’m just saying. ALSO GINA’S LITTLE EXCITED WALK BACK TO THE GROUP AHHHHHH

the seblos song?? i have no notes. it was incredible. frankie killed that shit. it was such a good song. so sweet. so wholesome. also ricky and carlos’s hug was so fucking meaningful to both of them and you can tell. ricky was absolutely beaming because he helped the two of them and it feels like a little bit of season 1 ricky shining through.

WHO THE FUCK LET A BUNCH OF HIGH SCHOOLERS RIG A KID IN THE AIR COMPLETELY UNSUPERVISED?? of course ricky fucking fell. that group shares 2 brain cells. obviously some dumb shit was going to happen

[azrielsbxtch]

My favorite ships and characters in ACOTAR....

SHIPS

1) Feysand - I love them.That will not change.

2) Nessian - The minute Cassian and Nesta met....the chemistry blew me away. I’ve been obsessed ever since. The Nessian moments in ACOWAR....perfection✨

3) Gwynriel - Get with the winning team💅🏾

4) Kallias and Vivianne - Someone write a fanfic of their story PLEASE it’s simply too beautiful🥺

5) Elucien - Now I don’t ship it yet because I don’t like the other half of it....(you know who 😒) but I’m open to shipping it and I really love Elucien stans. They’re the sweetest and we must defend them from potatoes!

CHARACTERS

1) Azriel - This batboy is my number one fictional character in every fictional universe. Movies....books...games....Azriel is number one. I’ve been obsessed since ACOMAF.

2) Nesta - I started loving Nesta in ACOWAR and now she’s one of my favorite fictional characters. A bad bitch like Beyoncé indeed🥺

3) Rhys - I love him.End of story😂it’s hard being a Nesta and Rhys stan cause their stans hate each other and I’m just over here like .....

4) Gwyneth Berdara - How do I express how much I want Gwyn to have happiness for the rest of her life. Like I swear idc if it’s with Azriel (even though I ship Gwynriel) but just the way Gwyn effortlessly loves and cares for the people around her.....she deserves all that and more🥺

5) Emerie - It’s a crime that SJM did not develop Emerie the way she deserved in ACOSF. But hopefully we’ll see more of her development in the next book or else😒

6) Feyre - I love my High Lady

7) Cassian - I just want to hug Cassian. He’s like this big teddy bear and I bet he gives the most amazing hugs. I’m also in love with his hair......

8) Helion - Sassy King. I just love it when he appears😂

9) Kallias - Idk he just radiates power....🥰

10) Thesan - I know he appeared for a tiny moment but he’s one of my favorite High Lords. I want to go for a vacation in the dawn court and see more of the Peregryns🌚

[arizona-trash-bag]

Hi....If you don't mind me asking, who are your top 5 favorite characters from MDZS? And why? Sorry if you've answered this question before...

hey hey! no I don't usually get mdzs asks even though mdzs/cql is my biggest obsession, so thank you :)

found family/group chat dynamics are my jam so it's not the most exciting list, but hey we out here. also this is based on a mix of mdzs/cql characterization bc I love em both ✨

1. wei wuxian - I'm a basic bitch who stans MCs haha. I just, relate to him SO MUCH, he's like tailor made for me. I love how he just does him and doesn't give a fuck, he has the biggest heart and he sees through bullshit like nobody's business. he's outrageous and sassy and funny and so kind and a great teacher to the juniors and he never holds a grudge even though he was put through so much. he's SO SO SO smart like dude literally invented a whole new cultivation method?? and he's one of the most well-spoken, literary characters when he wants to be but it's always on his own terms. and he's always true to himself and does the right thing even when it's inconvenient. he's just super duper amazing, and he made me accept parts of myself that I hated for a long time. he's always gonna be really special to me.

2. lan wangji - SORRY STILL BASIC. i have such a crush on er-gege it's wild. he's so good at everything?? and the best father and husband and cultivator and leadership figure and the perfect foil for wwx and I love them together so much ahhhhh

3. lan jingyi - this lil gremlin is a wwx in the making I swear. his hot takes are sooo funny and he just dgaf. and despite being a gremlin he knows when to be serious and get on with it. I love smart sassy characters and his brand of wholesome chaos just hits so right.

3. jin ling - he just, crept up on me one day?? I have a lil crush on his live action actor even though he's the least pretty version of the character ahah. I love his sassy pouty blustery ass idk I just find him so amusing and I may have a thing for tsundere's eek. I feel like I enjoy him for the same reason people love jiang cheng, it's so fun seeing him get flustered and overreact to everything ahahah

5. lan sizhui - he is best boy 😢 i looove the pure innocent sweet characters who may seem agreeable but know when to follow the crowd and when to break the rules, and our boy's already so 懂事 (mature/thoughtful/understanding) at a young age. can we say future sect leader!!

[everyhowlmarksthedead]

❛ A NIGHTMARE ❜

with Angel Reyes.

Request: Hi I know requests are closed but can you do something with angel x reader where the reader is on her period and she’s grumpy and just wants angel and angel is in the backyard with the guys just drinking and chilling and she kicks em all out and is just really sassy with the guys if you can? 💖

BY ANON

Warnings: none.

Word count: about 1.1k

Aurora says: this writing hasn't been edited, you may find some grammar mistakes, I'm sorry about that!

Gif credits: to the author.

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One hour ago you wrote to Angel a text message, asking him about when he was coming home, but he hasn't replied to you yet. Letting a heavy snort escape from your lips, you decide to call him. But after six tones, you desist. Your stomach hurts a little and you are in a mix of your two moods: kill someone and need cuddling. There's no more ice cream in the freezer and you have already finished the warm mint tea. Rubbing your forehead with a hand, you get up from the sofa to walk towards your shared bed. Wearing a pair of shorts under Angel's shirt and grabbing the keys of your car, you leave the house in silence. Stopping cursing about him, determined to bring him back to home. Tonight is the peak of your period and you really need your boyfriend with you.

Driving through the main avenue of Santo Padre, you reach the scrapping, hearing the loud crowd yard with the windows of your car up. Frowning a little, you park it at the entrance, after turning it to the street, so this way will be easier to leave the clubhouse as soon as you find him. Having a quick look of the place, you don't see him outside, guessing that maybe he's inside playing pool or doing Mayans shit. Greeting others members on your way to it, you jump the three steps to open the door. You know him better than anyone. He's leaning over the pool table with a stick between his hands, about to hit a green ball. Cross-armed, you lead your step towards there, raising an eyebrow and waiting for him to notice your presence. Hitting the ball, he stands up to watch triumphant how it falls through the hole.

“Angel!”

He jumps slightly with a soft shiver touring his body.

“Fuck! You're gonna kill me”. He complains.

“Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill you”.

You can hear some Vicki's bitches chuckling behind you. The same that usually say that you boss ‘the poor Angel’ around.

“Yo! What's that aggressiveness, mi dulce?”

“I've been calling you, and texting you”.

“I was busy”. He just says with a little high-pitched voice.

“Playing pool with your friends like every fucking day?”

“Yea—I MEAN, no”.

The crew is really enjoying it.

“Querida, we were through club business. Why don't you sit, have a beer, have some f—?”

“Who the fuck told you to be the devil's advocate, Obispo?” Turning at him with a peaceful gesture on your face, you can see him almost shaking, laughing nervously.

The bitches stop their whispers, when they watch you facing El Presidente like that.

“Oh, she has the period…” Taza figures it out from the farthest corner of the clubhouse. The voice of wisdom.

“Why the fuck do you think I'm hiding?” Angel asks so naturally, until he realizes what he has just said.

A disgusting sensation squeezes your guts and your chest, biting your bottom lip as you nod twice in silence. You don't need to see the look on the others' faces to see how disappointed they are too, because of his comment.

“I'm sorry, Prez…” You mutter at the older, rubbing your nose with your forefinger about to cry, licking your upper lip about to cry.

“Quer—”.

“It's okay”.

“Baby, I didn't mean t—”.

“It's okay, Angel”. You mumble raising both hands to stop his steps. “Sorry to interrupt, guys”.

Keeping your hands in the pocket of the short jeans, you walk outside to your car. Are you this insufferable to make Angel hide himself from you? The only thing you want to do is lie down on your sofa, with him. Watch some movies, eat junk food. And you are starting to think that maybe those bitches are right, about that Angel is not someone for you, and you're not someone for him.

“Man, what the fuck is wrong with you?” Taza asks, leaning over the table, frowning confused.

“You have an amazing girl that loves you unconditionally, when you are a pendejo, and you treat her like that?” Tranq adds, pointing at the door you crossed seconds ago.

“Yeah, brother. I would do anything for a girl asking me to spoil her”. Gilly says, raising both eyebrows.

“She is too intense sometimes”. Angel tries to justify himself, not knowing that he is very wrong.

“We were wrong with (Y/N). You're a fucking asshole, Angel”. Daniela, one of Vicki's girls, is looking at him without can't believe his words. “We are for a damn week bleeding like if we were a fucking cascade, wrapped in pain. Sometimes we can't even sleep. We're tired the whole time, and that makes us feel sad, upset. What the fuck is wrong with you, Reyes?”

“Yeah, if I ask my boyfriend to spoil me a little while having my period and he acts like you… Damn, I would go to his house to pick up my things and send him to hell”. Mariela says then.

Angel looks at EZ, being the most intelligent person in the clubhouse.

“Don't look at me, I would stab you with the stick”.

Silence.

“Several times. Until breaking it into splinters”.

“And then I would roll up your face over them”.

Everybody turns at Coco, who is having a smoke from his cig shrugging.

“I thi—think I gotta go…”

“Actually, you shouldn't have come”. Bishop nods, narrowing his eyes and pursing his lips.

You have been crying for almost thirty minutes, with your head resting on the steering wheel, not wanting to come home. Just parked in front of the building. You can't stop thinking about the faces around you, not knowing what to say about Angel's comment. It was an inopportune one. And maybe it is your fault to complain too much sometimes, but he hasn't the right to treat you like that.

A knuckle hits some times the window, enough to call your attention. Lifting up your head, to lie back on the pilot seat, you roll down the glass turning your face to Angel.

“Change your seat”. He just says, opening the door when you unlock it.

Your boyfriend sits in without saying a word, driving out of the neighborhood, without you knowing the destination. The next time you raise your eyes from your lap is because the car has stopped. In front of a big twenty-four-hour shop. You don't say anything either, stepping out of it. Taking off his kutte, on your way to the inside, he places it over your shoulders and under his arm, grabbing a shopping basket.

“Take everything you want”. He just says kissing your temple.

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[lovecolibri]

At least Michael chose Maria because he wanted something fun and easy, he would have chosen literally anyone who is not Alex at the time because he associated Alex with Jesse's crimes or was mad at Alex for leaving, I don't even know the exact reason anymore, Maria just happened to be there. But Alex apparently is in love with Maria, she is the perfect woman for him, if only he was straight he would choose her over Michael in a heartbeat. We all thought Alex didn't fight for Michael in S2 because he put Michael's happiness above his own, but no he just gave up on Michael because he wanted to make his dream girl happy.

This is exactly everything about why Alex stanning m*ria so hard this season is bothering me SO MUCH. (Also not to side trail too far but given that 2x04 had Michael telling Alex when he's feeling guilty about what his family has done "it wasn't you" and showing the two of them flirting and acting like friends and making heart eyes all day, we are once again having to ask the question why aren't they together yet?) And the narrative that they were pushing with that "m*luca is a breath of fresh air" nonsense being all about how Michael needed a "softer/happier/lighter/more gentle and feminine" love interest was bad enough (on top of the fact that he didn't actually get any of that, he just had someone making derogatory remarks about him to anyone who would listen and putting him down constantly and not listening to him or offering him any emotional support), but now having them pushing this narrative that Alex just worships m*ria and the ground she walks on is not only gross now, but like you said, retro-actively making season 2 look even worse! We're now being told that Greg has ALWAYS had a thing for m*ria (bitch, where?!) so his actions last season look like like supporting his brother and more like him trying to drive a wedge to get the girl he wants. Alex doing all the emotional labor for m*ria looks less like a trauma response from an abuse victim trying to make himself smaller and not upset the delicate balance of friendship lest he be abandoned and more like Alex longing to not be gay so he can have m*ria but since he so unfortunately can't, he'll do the next best thing and make sure the man he I guess loves can be with her and Alex will manage the whole relationship with her to make sure she's happy (and don't even get me started on the kinds of disgusting stuff the m*lexa stans are going to come up with because of all of this 🙄), even if she's making Michael miserable and being awful to him. Michael going to m*ria looks less like him spiraling and taking the first warm bed offered to him and more like him not being what Alex needed so he'll try and be as close to Alex as possible by being with her. It's just....GAH!! It is such a bad look I can't even. How are they even able to retcon things to make season 2 look WORSE?! HOW?!

And even IF they decided they wanted to go with the "sassy gay friend" trop for Alex, it doesn't work NOW with what we've already been given! The time to have Alex be the "sassy gay friend" would have been in season 1 when m*ria was going after Max and Alex called her out and encouraged her to stop being awful and talk to Liz about it. Not him having to be the "sassy gay friend" for m*ria while she's actively dating the love of his life and him having to just be okay with it, and now this season having to keep telling everyone how fucking great she is and not be allowed to have any negative feelings about her behavior.

I had hoped it was just c*rina's awful storytelling and lack of things like, putting together comprehensive backstories for characters so you know what their motivations are and how and why they do certain things, but apparently not because the show is still suffering with not taking past things into account and how that affects future events. I get that season 2 was a MESS and they had a lot of clean up work to do and not a lot of episodes to do it in, and somethings that couldn't ever be made "even" without perpetuating the crappy writing that lead to the issues in season 2. But also, filming was delayed and the show was pushed back so they had time to work out the kinks. Unfortunately, while they are having Echo acknowledge their season 2 mistakes, m*ria is not being held to that same standard, and by pushing Alex being her biggest fan so hard they aren't just "ignoring" season 2, they are actively damaging the current narrative because as much as we would all like to forget it, season 2 DID happen. And the events that happened SHOULD affect the new season. And by pretending some things didn't happen and not allowing them to have an effect they are unable to fully offer closer to those things and they will continue to affect the viewing of the show because it's just dangling out there not being addressed.

[manicdragondreamgirl]

I haven’t had chemistry since like 2008, and I’m also an idiot who likes to make my friends upset, so I rated the periodic table in order to tilt my friends:

Hydrogen - this is like your childhood friend who has always been with you more or less and always will be down to get a drink and chill even tho you haven’t spoken in years. Solid bro imo 7.5/10

Helium - always down for a good time, even if probably created Alvin and the Chipmunks which in some places is considered a war crime. 4/10

Lithium - Gives me bitchy vibes and is flammable as fuck if I remember. Skinny bitch with an attitude 3/10

Beryllium - idk this sounds like a sailor moon villain lol for that it can have a 6/10

Boron - more like BORONG amirite ha ha wait no seriously I have no idea lol 5/10 clean neutral rating

Carbon - *screaming* 2/10 I will not be taking questions

Nitrogen - cool cool cool tight tight tight 9/10 Nitrogen just is the cool hot chick you wish you were

Oxygen - kid who takes up all the glory for the group project even tho you did all the work, 4/10 for natural charisma

Fluorine - lol what are you knockoff chlorine lmfao bitch 3/10 reminds me of the dentist

Neon - I can vibe with this boy for his contributions to signs which cause my eyes to scream 8/10 modernized Art Deco thanks you

Sodium - 10/10 this is me and I won’t be taking questions next element

Magnesium - magnesium is a close relative of magnificent and therefore I think the case is closed folks 9/10

Aluminum - 10/10 for providing a home to my Diet Coke addiction I’d be dead without you

Silicon - 6.9/10 :smirk:

Phosphorous - This has a very soundly name and it’s welcome to do that but idk, not a fan, seems like he’d be smelly, 2/10

Sulfur - 1/10 pretty sure that dog farts are purely comprised of this and as such if I was leaving negative ratings I would

Chlorine - 7.8/10 for being in pools so we could swim without brain eating amoeba in the south you a champ

Argon - he seems like a nerd jk this guy has a good color 9/10 for just being himself

Potassium - I hate bananas and this word gives me the physical sensation of biting into one but only by thinking of abstract letters and making them into something which we can nutrientise from bananas and to me that shit is bananas, b a n a n a s — 3/10 for making me sing hollaback girl thru adhd word association

Calcium - hm my brain went to mega milk so you get a 2/10 today bud I don’t make the rules

Scandium - pretty sure this is fake lol what’s next faxdium, e-Mailite and copinium? 5/10

Titanium - this song’s a banger and also is the only thing that lets me wear earrings 10/10

Vanadium - if your erection lasts for longer than like idk it’s supposed to then don’t take vanadium wait what do you mean it’s not an ED treatment 4/10

Chromium - decent bloke shame the browser eats all your memory 5/10

Manganese - if a weeb tries to tell me how to pronounce mayonnaise one more time... 1/10

Iron - excellent tool against the fey, in your blood, what a bro, 10/10 this bitch slaps

Cobalt - has a powerful energy; I respect him. 8/10

Nickel - if I had a nickel for every time someone made this joke lol 5/10 he’s doing his best

Copper - taste bad 3/10

Zinc - isn’t that the dude in the green tunic and white tights who saves premcess Lelda or something lol 7/10 those games are good

Gallium - seems like a prick 4/10

Germanium - sounds like a child pronouncing geraniums which are superior 3/10

Arsenic - bad vibes coach 1/10

Selenium - isn’t this just sailor moon lol 10/10 love this bitch

Bromine - farmine wherever you aremine - 9/10 I love a good bro

Krypton - he’s okay I guess 5/10

Rubidium - yet another Steven universe villain who will be redeemed I imagine 4/10 seems a bit dull

Strontium - I feel nothing when I see this lad’s name and that seems like a shame 1/10 I don’t like it

Yttrium - this is an atrium in Yharnam, or something 8/10 would love to sit in one and make contact with higher beings

Zirconium - oh wait THIS is the sailor moon villain from the dead moon circus! 9/10 I enjoyed that arc

Niobium - seems sassy, I like that in an element 7/10

Molybdenum - I hate this one, rancid. 1/10 for making me have flashbacks to difficult Ancient Greek vocabulary there is no fucking way that sound combination is anything but Beta and Delta borking and then Latin being like oh imma steal that

Technetium - 6/10 decent name but seems a bit forced

Ruthenium - 5/10 kindly old lady element I guess lol

Rhodium - 10/10 this ain’t my first rhodium babee this lad has good vibes what a name what a king

Palladium - 10/10 for making me think of paladins

Silver - 12/10 I’m breaking the rules for this silver is the best it is so cool and also it is the other best tool for dealing with supernatural creatures when iron has failed you highly suggest Even if I am extremely allergic to it going into my ears...wait hold on

Cadmium - 2/10 sounds like a total douche

Indium - 8/10, i just think it’s independent and neat

Tin - 10/10 good ear sounds when involving rain and roof shapes and automatically reminds me of Nora Jones’s come away with me album which is also 10/10

Antimony - 7/10 decent protagonist good name all around seems rad

Tellurium - tell ur mom what? That’s so early 2010s league of legends humor bro 2.5/10

Iodine - strikes fear in my soul from having it poured on my wounds but this is why I have more pain tolerance than god 5.3/10

Xenon - I think this is a declension of Xena warrior princess which is a win in my eyes, 8/10

Caesium - kind of has a cunty Latin name, 4.5/10

Barium - yeah boss, bury’im! 7.5/10 I love a good mobster gag

Lanthanum - A bit pretentious on the Tolkien spectrum sorry bud 3/10 sounds like you’d be the dickwad elf everyone hates

Cerium - 6.5/10 I like this one, gives me a clean vibe

Praseodymium - the fuck who sneezed all their alphabet soup onto the paperwork and called it an element Christ we can’t keep doing this 1.5/10

Neodymium - oh my god what did I just say 1/10

Promethium - thank Christ we’re back to greek 9/10 Prometheus was a Chad I could get behind

Samarium - 5/10 gives me boring wizard vibes

Europium - 4.5/10 don’t rename opium chrissake can’t take these nerds anywhere

Gadolinium - 5/10 it’s a starship knockoff but it’s trying to be bold with the G sound

Terbium - 2/10 I don’t vibe with this one

Dysprosium - sounds like an antidepressant that has a lot of shitty side effects 3/10

Holmium - sounds like someone anxious asking their beloved to hold them 8/10 I like hurt/comfort fics

Erbium - you can’t just describe something as herby you daft bastard 2/10

Thulium - sounds like a spell I like it 8.5/10

Ytterbium - macguffin in a shite sci-fi show that gets highly overrated because BBC produced it and superwholock stans emerge and go utterly feral 1/10

Lutetium - bards are an element I agree 10/10

Hafnium - sounds like a river (my dog) sound and has a cute vibe, I’d offer it head pats 7/10

Tantalum - noooo you can’t be sad yuor so sexe haha 6.9/10 tantalizing

Tungsten - 10/10 this is a lad with history

Rhenium - 5.5/10 it’s ok

Osmium - 4/10 I wasn’t a big wizard of oz fan

Iridium - 9/10 sounds like iridescent and that’s in my top 10 favorite words and concepts

Platinum - 10/10 best Pokémon game

Gold - 7.9/10 all that glitters and all but it’s still pretty on some people, silver is better tho

Mercury - yikes 8/10 so it doesn’t kill me

Thallium - sounds like the brother character in a ps4 exclusive western rpg that oddly falls under the radar in terms of reviews and gets shafted at awards for no reason 7/10 I’ll support you tho

Lead - 2/10 that’s gonna be a no from me dawg pretty sure I still have lead in my hands from stabbing myself with my mechanical pencils

Bismuth - 6/10 sounds good in mouth and reminds me of biscuits for some reason, I’ll take it

Polonium - to thine own self be true so stop trying to act like the arts don’t influence science jk pretty sure this is named for Poland but hey that’s where we get the Witcher so you get a pass 6/10

Astatine - 1/10 I don’t even know what you are

Radon - 7/10 this motherfucker knows his shit and how to party, rad is right

Francium - I bring you francium...and I bring you myrdurdium... 7/10 for a good vine

Radium - killed the video star probably 9/10 I can get behind her

Actinium - as opposed to passtinium I prefer actinium in the voice of writing 8/10

Thorium - overrated Norse god 5/10 because lightning is still cool

Protactinum - sounds like some pretentious condom brand 4/10 wouldn’t do it with a dude who bought these

Uranium - I always thought she was a hot sailor scout 10/10

Neptunium - same for her I knew they weren’t cousins you couldn’t lie to me 4kids 10/10

Plutonium - sounds like a macguffin unfortunately 5/10

Americium - I read this with a pivotal letter missing and nearly died, 7/10 for the laugh

Curium - 10/10 gives me Curie vibes and also reminds me of curiosity which reminds me of—[old yellered before the association could set in]

Berkelium - what I shout when I want Burke (fam dog) to slaughter innocents and raze territories 2/10 world was not meant to know his commands

Californium - 1/10 California is cool with geography but probs could stand to chill with the ego sorry to my friends in Cali

Einsteinium - 6/10 it’s alright but we’re really running out of ideas huh

Fermium - 3/10 this one is porny

Mendelevium - 1/10 my brain didn’t like parsing this and I stand by my earlier statement of running out of good names

Nobelium - 0/10 you didn’t name any noble gases this cowards this gas can’t be a noble oh wait it’s NOBEL I take it back 5/10 seems an alright chap

Lawrencium - fear the old blood my sorry dead hunter’s ass I’ll never get back my life from the hours I spent trying to beat this lava shitting bastard 2/10 for being a boss who eats Taco Bell specifically before being challenged to have fresh lava shit with which to punish you for having the audacity to exist in his space

Rutherfordium - my god what a snob 4.2/10 I respect him a little but only because he sounds like a right lad

Dubnium - DROP THE BASS 10/10

Seoborgium - not sure about this one but it can have a 7/10

Bohrium - as an American English speaker this sound combination makes my pathetic throat become a black hole as I try to properly create the sound of it 10/10 I love when my body becomes a massive void in the universe

Hassium - lazy 2/10

Elements 109-118 can go fuck themselves I hate them all, collective 6.66/10 for their general demonic vibe

[ana0072]

My favorite Seventeen ship fics on Ao3; Part 1.

Be warned I read a LOT of smut so if that makes you uncomfortable and isn't your cup of tea, just skip the scenes. STILL SUPPORT THE AUTHORS THEY WORKED HARD ON THE FANFICS.

(See here for the most common tropes in these ships)

Also a disclaimer, I as a reader, does not take any of these to heart nor do I apply them to real life and judge the boys whether or not they do anything done in these stories. It is merely fanfiction.

Soonhoon

1. Adventures of Cat and Kitten by SunAndMoon (LadyMorgaine)

Hybrid AU, A/B/O

Top Soonyoung/Bottom Jihoon

Side Verkwan, Jihancheol, Junhao, other ships to be added.

Alpha Tiger Hoshi, Omega Cat Jihoon

Series

There are two books, the first one mainly focuses on Soonhoon but the other one explores the other ships more

Jihoon is a sassy bottom but very needy

Soonyoung is a dominating top but also complies to Jihoons wishes of course

Soonyoung calls him kitten Yasss

They are literally a power couple

Very kinky

The first book is geared a lot towards the sexy times

The second book has been 70% dialogue and storyline

Fluff, smut, romance, angst

Overall very tasty 9/10

2. Vampires Before Christmas by SunAndMoon (LadyMorgaine)

Vampire AU

Top Soonyoung/Bottom Jihoon

Side Verkwan, Jeongcheol, Meanie, Junhao, Seoksoo

Series

There are 4 books  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Soonyoung is a hottie

He covers all Wattpad book bad boy love interest bases

Mysterious? Check. Jihoon met him in the rain, no idea what he does for work or where he goes when he's gone.

Rich? Check. Comes from old money he says. Owns at leasts two countries probably.

Caring? Check. Nursed Jihoon back to health when he was sick and continued doing so even when he wasn't.

Hottie? Check. The most attractive man out there, Jihoon the lucky bastard.

An otherwordly being? UM HE IS LITERALLY A FREAKING VAMPIRE??? HELLO???

Soonyoung was the embodiment of your wildest dreams like even though Jihoon was actually on the brink of death, like my man fucking touched god, he was still horny when he got close to Soonyoung and kept smelling him like he was ambrosia or something. Then he had a wet dream about him. Understandable.

VERY cute story. Soonyoung got like the biggest dick out there too.

Smut, Romance, Fluff, Angst

19/10 read it time and time again.

3. All eyes on you by aquariusblues

Dance school AU

Top Jihoon/Bottom Soonyoung

Slowwwwww burnnnn

It was maddening how in denial Jihoon was

His perseverance is something to be admired

Soonyoung is the new kid thats friends with everyone

They both keep burning themselves out like please take a fucking break

Wow is that miscommunication I hear? Oh it definitely is, and there is so much of it

This book makes you wanna pull your hair and not in a kinky way

I actually cried when they finally got together

There isn't much smut in here

EVERYONE IS YELLING AT JIHOON TO ADMIT HIS FEELINGS

The rest of the members are barely there

Mostly monologues

Lots of self deprecation and self acceptance

Its beautiful in a sense

But I wanted to throw my phone

This story haunts me at night

Angst, Fluff?, brief smut

7/10 Reccomend this to a friend–so you both can revel in your frustrations

4. No strings attached by aquariusblues

After College AU????

They have their own jobs and everyone is doing their own things?? What do I put here

Switch SoonHoon

Minor Verkwan, Meanie

Soonyoung is Seungkwans cousin

Jihoon is Seungkwans boss/friend

So thats how they got together

Awkward? Seungkwan offered okay its fine

They wanted a friends with benefits thing

But they've been sleeping exclusively with each other

So thats a problem

Or so they think

Soonhoon never want to admit their feelings

They just can't feelings with each other

THIS AUTHOR JUST CAN'T FEELINGS WITH SOONHOON

Emotions are hard

ALSO VERKWAN IS GETTING MARRIED

It was a brief scene but good for Vernon being able to put a ring on it

SEE SOONHOON COMMUNICATION IS KEY GUYS

THATS RELATIONSHIP 101

But their dynamic was adorable

Romance, smut, fluff

8/10 spaced out and remembered it again

5. Code Red by just_a_pinwheel

Police AU, A/B/O

Top Soonyoung/Bottom Jihoon

Alpha Soonyoung, Omega Jihoon

Side Jeongcheol, Meanie, Verkwan, Junhao

Jihoon hates Soonyoung

Then Soonyoung becomes his boss

AND HIS NEIGHBOUR HAHAHAH

Oopsiesss

They both loveee work

Like proper workaholics

Lots of pushing and pulling

They broke up in the middle of it

I wanted to scream

Heats and mating

Of course its ABO

I have never wanted to slap Jihoon so much

Lots of crying and denial of feelings

"Its for the best" NO ITS NOT DON'T BREAK UP

Sorry I'm bitter

They are literally surrounded by the healthiest couples they just can't deal

Soonyoung is just tired

Romance, smut, fluff, angst, violence, gore???

Its a police au so theres gonna be blood

8/10 when will their torture end???

6. Mask Kingdom by just_a_pinwheel

Mob AU

Top Soonyoung/Bottom Jihoon

Side Jeongcheol, Meanie

Both of them are crime bosses its actually really hot

Soonyoung is a BIG flirt

The first time they formally met, Jihoon gave him a blowjob LOL

Soonyoung calls him princess yes please

Jihoon still can't feelings

Im sensing a pattern here

But he comes around pretty fast don't worry uwu

There was one chapter where Soonyoung got REAL jealous and they had some rough sex lol

He BRIEFLY called him oppa during it

Its chapter 21 I gotchu fam

Jeonghan was a bitch for a while BUT THERES A REASON OKAY THATS NOT JUST HIS PERSONALITY

Jihoon is a little twat but I can say that about every fanfiction of him so go figure

SMUT, ANGST, barely there fluff, romance

6/10? Its kinda bland

7. What we were promised by Mistehri

Mafia AU, A/B/O

Top Soonyoung/Bottom Jihoon

Alpha Soonyoung, Omega Jihoon

Side Jihancheol, Meanie, Junhao, Verkwan

Heats and Mating

BTS and Ateez are there too

Yoongi and Jimin are together, I don't know why i felt the need to say that

Yoongi is Jihoons cousin

He's kinda an ass to Soonyoung

Cause he broke up with Jihoon

THERES A REASON OKAY DON'T WORRY

And they both pretended to hate each other after that

Before they got back together theres little snippets of their relationship

Its really heart breaking idk how I could stand reading it

BUT ITS REAL SWEET WHEN THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER

Also there was one scene in chapter 28 when Namjoon mentioned mates where he glanced at Seokjin

Idk maybe I'm gonna attract more armys if I mention them

If you're there for Ateez, they are literally so brief

I think they mentioned Monsta X too at some point maybe

Like I wanted to scream at the both of them

WHY ARE THEY BOTH SO IN DENIAL

FRUSTRATION WITH MANY FEELINGS

But also

YOU CAN'T DIE YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER

Not to say I'm okay with the others dying as well

JUST KILL OFF AN OC OR SOMETHING I MAY NOT STAN BTS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M OKAY IF YOU KILL THEM OFF

Graphic depictions of violence

But they're kinda brief

Angst, smut, fluff, romance

12/10 I would very much reccomend

JUST FEELINGS JIHOON YOU CAN DO IT ITS NOT THAT HARD

Also I love bottom Jihoon. Something about someone who carries so much power and authority, just to be a completely helpless submissive at the hands of Soonyoung of all people is just something to be desired.

[forzafinally]

when jesy left eevryone was handling it very well and being really nice about it but now after what happened little mix and their fans are disconnectiong from her an calling her out for a lot of other shit too apart from the blackfishing. ik zayn didnt did the stuff jesy is doing but what was the fan reception of pillowtalk?? were directioners mad at him for saying things like "this one has just my name on it, right?"

Zayn leaving was a mess from day one. There was a lot of racism and slurs along with rumors that he was leaving the band to become a t*rrorist. When Pillowtalk was announced 1D fans had a goal to make it the most disliked video or something? They were furious that it went to #1. As for his AMA win yeah fans were very rude about it because they felt that he was being ungrateful. He got a lot of hate on twitter for the whole of 2015-16. Like...at Lot.

A fair portion of this was also aggravated by other bandmembers publicly fighting with him like Louis on twitter and Harry with his comments about the paperwork being the hardest part. It kind of sent a lot of fans the message that it was okay to be vile towards Zayn because his own bandmates didn't like him too.

Iirc Liam was the most decent out of the four at the time and Niall was pretty neutral about the whole thing. Ofc Zayn was a sassy bitch too but he did try to reach out the the other four and congratulated them on Drag Me Down when it was released. However none of the others reciprocated.

With Zayn yeah I admit it could be considered unprofessional for him to leave the way he did in the middle of a world tour and then immediately start a solo career but I appreciate the fact that he was honest about how it was taking a toll on his health and well being which is obviously the most important thing. It also didn't hurt that Pillowtalk was a good song and MoM as an album slapped.

I think a large reason why LM fans were sympathetic towards Jesy when she initially left is because they've already seen the example of Zayn leaving and how absolutely horribly the fandom behaved and they didn't want to do the same thing. Also LM as a group seem to be good friends as compared to 1D (see late 2014) so the members were a lot more decent regarding her departure too.

However with regards to the blackfishing and cultural appropriation Jesy is very much at fault. Criticism of that is certainly valid but as we all know there's no concept of nuance on stan twitter so I'm assuming she's getting a lot of other vile stuff too. As someone who's not a part of the fandom I'm kind of interested in seeing how this plays out because unlike Zayn she's clearly messed up hugely here in addition to leaving so I want to see what happens next

[konaizumi]

Tonhon Chonlatee ep 9 reaction/thoughts

- Ooo, pang, pulling the mom card, we stan a supportive friend who keeps her friend from doing stupid things

- pang is me the entire hug scene, it was so cute (also podd/ton looks like he gives the best, warmest hugs), also very happy to see na being genuinely excited for chon in this scene

- i’m so happy to see ton so willing to be open and public about their relationship, i think it really goes to show how much the homophobia was really repeated rhetoric from ton’s family and society an not necessarily his core beliefs

- amp getting trash thrown at her is what she deserves, go off on her ai!

- i dislike nueng bc he’s a rapist but i am really glad he called out amp like that and left her

- I can’t get over how cute and sweet ton is wtf

- ton keeps patting his head through the whole episode and I am here for it

- lol at chon watching 2gether

- i’m so glad the sister is accepting and cool about it, I hope this helps them next ep

- I, for a solid three seconds, when miriam got all shy and called her gorgeous, thought she was gonna hit on the sister and I was ready to support this 100%

- the cute little hand heart, ai being shy and hiding behind ni’s shoulder

- that’s right, ton, not good feelings left for that bitch

- also it’s cute that ton and baipai are close enough that ton can tell she had a fight bc she’s eating ice cream, i always love a good sibling relationship

- i’m just so glad chon has a backbone, even if he’s not the most confident or aggressive, he’s never let amp walk all over him in any of their interactions and it’s very refreshing, other bls need to take note

- on the other hand, chon, please have a bit more confidence in yourself, “even if i am a replacement, i don’t care, i just want to be next to ton,” sweetie, is that really something to brag about?

- however, “are you making fun of me?” “who else am i talking to?” was pretty great, petition for more sassy chon

- of all the sassy, mean, serious, or rude comebacks i thought ton was gonna say, “move, your in the way” is better than anything i could’ve come up with

- chon wiggling his shoulders when he said dancing shrimp

- very glad baipai and itt’s storyline did not end with itt being gay, the cat is adorable

- every time i start to take this show seriously, gmmtv loves to remind this show is just a crack video in disguise, what tf is this roleplay? (no complaints tho, i wish more shows wouldn’t take themselves so seriously)

- #getmiriamawife2021

- “it doesn’t mean ton doesn’t love me anymore” bitch yes it does!

- damn, just when i thought amp couldn’t get more homophobic

- props to ton for standing up for himself and his relationship

- i knew this was going to happen, yet i was still hoping somehow it wouldn’t, like I get why ton did it, he’s the kind of person who wont back down from dare if you call him chicken, but still, couldn’t he just not have?

- im not going to rag on chon (too much) for jumping to conclusions bc i will say i think they set it up well in a way that it’s believable for chon to assume things given 1) the video that pretty clearly shows ton kissing her freely, 2) his own insecurities and doubts regarding whether he’s just a substitute and whether ton actually likes him, a man -- so while i hate the faux cheating plotline, they at least set up better groundwork than some other shows

- ton ai and ni drunk singing is very cute

- miriam deserves everything, she really acts as an audience insert, we all wanted ton to get slapped (lowkey was hoping she would just deck him the face, but the slap was good too)

- ton riding the motorcycle while not entirely sober is giving me anxiety

- i fucking love chon’s mom so much, her relationship with chon has the same energy as pete’s dad from DBK in that not only does they know their sons are gay, but their comfortable talking and joking about and i love it

- I also like how she doesn’t just jump into overprotective mom mode and completely kick ton out or anything, like she really gives the sense of an adult who has gone through romantic struggles and can see that ton is sincere and didn’t mean to hurt chon

- how do you knock so much that your knuckles bleed that much

- you know what? chon said “you cheat, you’ll never see my face again” and my boy commits, I respect that

- the paper airplanes are pretty cute, very reminiscent of kornknock

- so, about the faux cheating plotline as a whole, i don’t like it, and i think the homophobic parents could’ve provided plenty of drama for two episodes with time left over for cute tonchon moments, but, i will say, this particular one isn’t bothering me as much as they usually do and i’m not entirely sure why? I think one part of it is ton is being pretty mature and responsible about it, admitting that he was in the wrong, telling chon’s mother that it’s “a bit of both,” not trying to push all the blame on amp. I think another part of it is that it’s going to resolve pretty quickly, they haven’t let this fester with a bunch of sad dramatic scenes of them making eye contact across campus, ton went after chon immediately and he’s not going to stop until he’s cleared everything up. And, as i said earlier, it didn’t feel like this was entirely out of nowhere or really unbelievable like faux cheating plotlines often feel like

- anyways, in conclusion, i actually really like this episode, i really love seeing ton just fully embracing being in a gay relationship and not taking shit from anyone about it, I’m excited for the final episode