#we love haiku bot

[championofapollo]

I am what many need, but few possess

I am a blank sheet of paper waiting to be filled with the dreams of another

I am a moss covered gate longing to be opened

I am the purest love that sits until you are ready

And I am the wanderer who travels with the moon as my guide

You may not acknowledge my existance, or use me to my fullest extent, but I am always there in the shadows. When the time is right my presence will be known. This is the way of things, this is how it has always been

Down the road with Hope I skip, singing a graceful tune

Together we patiently wait. Together we hope for a brighter future

One day things will be better...

You'll see

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[one-hell-of-a-showtime]

An Ode to Haiku Bot: A Haiku

Lovely and I love

Haiku Bot in all glory

Make my day better

[chloesimaginationthings]

Congrats you got another haiku bot post

HAIKU BOT MOMENT!!!

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[oreostarlight]

you’re doing great haiku bot❤️

Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!

Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…

Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.

Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-

Sam: They’re left-handed.

Penny:

Sam:

Farmer:

Penny: YOU WHAT

[padfoot-lupin77]

Tumblr is a big mess of a family. And then there is the haiku bot, the little cousin that everyone adores

[mossy-tables]

If I were to say soft pain would you know what I mean?

If I were to ask to read a soft pain story, to live a soft pain story, to exist in a soft pain world, would you know what I mean?

Would you want to? No one likes pain. Soft pain doesn’t sound any better than what we have. What’s the different between pain and soft pain? Is there a hard pain?

Or do you understand what soft pain means? Do you understand the desire, the need to have soft pain? Do you understand the emotions that come with soft pain? When the Haiku bot responds not with an echo but with love? When a friend or ex moves on from you? The way it feels when a characters dies, but dies smiling and in love? Do you know what soft pain feels like? Do you know why I crave it?

Soft pain brings joy and smiles, tears and anguish. But it’s so much more than pain.

Soft pain is being rained on while walking home. Soft pain is missing the train and people watching to past the time. Soft pain is losing an award to your best friend. Soft pain is pain. But it’s so much more.

Soft pain is life. It’s how you live, how you die. It’s all the negatives of life, all the sobs yet all the smiles. Soft pain is not pain, because it’s so much more.

Or do you not understand what I’m saying? Soft pain is knowing that there are people who do not understand why I crave soft pain.

Because the world is so much more beautiful when I see the soft pain.

Because the world is beautiful.

Because the people are beautiful.

Yet I crave soft pain. Because I do not live in a world where the pain is soft.

I crave soft pain, because soft pain is not pain. It is not the pain I’ve lived my life in.

It’s so much more.

[timeflow]

too many people are summoning the haiku bot intentionally these days

[ricky-is-too-silly]

we think we’re playing in a band. And we’d love to give you all a hand

[philzokman]

i always feel so bad when the haiku bot puts 'sometimes i mess up' at the end of the accidental haikus like no my love have faith in ur work ur beautiful bb :[

[drawingwithgreen13]

It may be very easy to get me sentimental but I swear to God, fewer things on this Earth get to me as much as the haikubot ‘My voice repeats what you all say’ haiku

[spearslug-box]

💜

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[describingcolours]

Making all my posts into a five seven five format for my friend

[sparkleylittlepoo]

the haiku bot makes me so happy bc oh my god who could have known that the caption of the picture of the pretty white dress had the exact amount of syllables to make a haiku how lovely is it that people just say things and they just end up becoming poetry bc at the end of the day we are poetry.

[continuallycowardlycod]

Come on over here. Haiku bot are you here now? We all love you here

[juatanidiotmuckingaround]

And herr we can see another example of haiku bot failing to haiku by not knowing how acronyms (it is acronyms, right? There was another construct similar to acronyms and I nevsr remember which is which) work.

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

[secretwizardsblog]

I love following haïku bot, it gives my dash a bit of spice and surprise