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storiesofsvu · 2 years

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Happy thursday.

fair warning, if you care about svu spoilers at all, make sure you're staying FAR away from social media until you've watched it.

WOOF

spoilers under the cut for all three l&o's and not really for CME, but just some minor thoughts

Thursday Thursday… here we go!

As usual Ayanna looking like a fucking bomb snack in her suits

Ian doyle get your crusty ass face off my fucking tv. Like, im literally writing Emily fic as I’m watching organized crime, this is NOT THE TIME.

Okay, not surprised the snitch is already dead.

Ah… and we’re back to the sleazy casino manchild. Amazing.

The more we find out about jet, the more I love her.

Wait… bobby’s MARRIED??!? Did we know this already and I just forgot or is this new information? Or is the new info just that he’s married to a mob boss’s niece?

Okay also…the mob boss woman was in the once upon a time in el barrio svu ep.. that’s where I know her from…

LOL to Jamie little white kid freaking over the food and bigger LOL to them having a giant pile of containers to take with him…

Murphy’s accent keeps slipping in and out which is weird cause the actor is irish… then again, if he’s been living in the us for that long it probably does that anyways

The girl playing Rika has defs been on svu before… but im not complaining… she’s hot.

Yeah she was in s19.

Bobby’s such a lil cutie.

“I deserve a lot more than that. But you’re going to spend it on me. Dinner, maybe some jewels…” “buy you a house if it means I get to come home to you.” ….things to file away for future fic inspo….

Jet… omg.. I love you.

Okay… but like… jet was being flirted with by a KNOWN gangster ,one who clearly wanted more time with her, whether that is pure intention or not (cause out on the street he did seem a bit genuine, esp once murphy showed up) and like, yes I get that she’s a cop, but WHY would she be left to walk to her car alone late at night. Like, im not talking police escort, but at the very least a “security” from the club or a bartender or anything like… there are some bars that don’t let their service staff walk to their cars alone….

Okay, im actually invested in this arc… weird.

Now we’re onto mothership. Will I pay attention or will I focus on the prentiss smut I’m working on? Only time will tell!!

Shouldn’t this be a special victims case?

Cops walking up to a suspect muttering “don’t run, don’t run, don’t run.” Will always be hilarious to me.

“these Zumba classes are not working…” “…I did all the running.” LOOOL that is some quality partner banter. Love it.

I literally just said “where tf are this kid’s parents.” Like… he’s under 18..

God this is one of those cases that just has curveball after curveball…

Wait… barba upped a case to reckless endangerment and rita’s response was “really, now we’re talking felonies?!” but now RE means no jail time?? Brb while I go google some shit. Okay… It looks like its first degree vs second degree. I’ll accept that.

Samantha maroun and rita Calhoun go on shopping sprees together and I will not accept notes on this. They’re both always so colourful.

I feel like this case would be a super hard one to take to trial… like that jury is gonna be deadlocked no matter what, it would so likely be a mistrial.

Damn these lawyers are fucking smart and know their shit. Good job.

Holy FUCK another curveball. Damn. This is old school writing. Bless.

Okay, svu time. I don’t know if I’m prepared. (and not because I ship it…)

Still cant get over that Oscar papa is a fucking TWINK

Awwwee sonny… sweet sonshine. I fucking miss you. Wish you were around more often.

Wow… timing.. Seriously? We couldn’t even get sonny in the room?? He had to zoom in? wtf?!

This aint the first time a perp has threatened her son.. like.. she aint fucking around anymore

Also… the fact that they were *actually* going for noah is terrifying and makes it like, so much more worse?!

Fuck.. Velasco… ive missed you…

A phoebe mention!! Can we see her again pls?

Still haven’t decided if I like Bruno or not. Wouldn’t be mad if he joined the team cause lort knows they need a bigger squad. Also really liked that other Bronx detective

Okay.. note on the commercial break… they’re making ANOTHER magic mike??? Is channing tatum that desperate for money??

LOL the “let me call you amanda from now on” line followed by “alright well tell carisi I’ll be home late.” Omg. Fin. Best one liners.

“all you white boys look alike to me” LOL.

Bruno my man, why TF you carrying around that much cash?!?

Yes… THIS ONE! The black girl detective from the bronx. I want more of her.

HANDS! Joe.. jfc calm yourself

Churlish! Okay… imma try to remember that name

….im assuming we’re not getting any muncy in this ep

YEESSS VELASCO playing dirty fake UC (well… kinda…) this should not be as hot as it is…

OH MY GOD ARE WE ACTUALLY IN COURT?! IT’S A FUCKING MIRACLE.

Man… testifying/prosecuting/being on the jury in a gang related case like this, like, my anxiety would be through the fucking roof for the rest of my life…

Im over here still trying to figure out just how dirty joe was playing? Like, if he was gonna go that bad why do it in front of a cop he doesn’t know that well. Like yeah maybe he has a hook with mcgrath but im just wary of shit rn. He’s not that ballsy….

Okay, this isn’t the first time that liv has made threats like this, and it wont be the last.

Yeah.. still so confused about joe… like he *knows* what he’s doing…. Right? Like at first I lowkey thought it was the two of them playing good cop bad cop like liv & Elliot used to back in the day.

“that an invitation?” DUARTE WOW WAY TO BE FUCKING BOLD (would probs prefer that to eo tbh)

Theyre flirting your honour

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!!? I legit wish you could see my face rn. WOW SVU WAY TO FUCKING GO DARK THERE IS ONLY 10 MINS LEFT OF THIS SHIT AND THAT INCLUDES COMMERCIALS WOOOWW

Are you fucking with me???

Wow… okay.. noted… pray for anyone named Mike on SVU

(but is he actually dead.. or is this gonna be a witsec thing?)

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE HIM DAMMIT

Oscar’s got mommy issues… that checks

Okay well they prosecuted him for murder so… duarte’s dead… wow..

Her new apartment is gorgeous

Did we really have to go all dutch tilt for this scene?

LOOOOOLLL omg that promo had y’all fucking freaking your shit out and it turned into nothing. God bless. So proud of liv for saying no, that she can’t. like, not only did unstabler bring it up at a time that she was probably hella vulnerable, feeling the relief that she/noah were finally safe, like that’s gonna have her releasing emotions she didn’t even realize she was feeling. And then on top of that, someone, a friend.. a flirtatious friend maybe? Coworker? The SECOND person she’d worked closely with named mike be murdered a moment after she left their side, holds herself responsible. Like that is NOT the time to try to fucking kiss her my man. That is the time to wrap her in a hug, tell her that things will eventually be okay and let her cry into your shoulder, a light kiss on the head at most. Jfc. Read the room.

circling back to duarte.. they SERIOUSLY couldn't bother paying molly for like a half day of work to be in the waiting room? he was her captain.. she would be there...

ANYWAYS.

Uh,… CME summary?

Episode was meh. Like literally meh. I have basically zero good or bad points about it. AJ’s kids are so grown up now. JJ looks hot af as usual, and gay af, like the reboot really said “okay, jj is also gonna be secretly gay, don’t tell will”. Sick of the will they wont they with will being sick/dying, lets not tease this shit anymore. Also sick of the wardrobe dept giving Prentiss the exact same shirt in like 4 diff colours to wear and that’s it. Also please let Emily say fuck again. Also JJ. And Tara. Let the women swear pls. it’s not fair Rossi got the first like.. three… let’s hope next week is better!

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bewitchedmold · 10 months

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So do you guys remember when everyone was on chai(that character ai app) in 2020 yeah I downloaded it on my crusty ass iPad and 3 yrs later I thought it'd be quite silly to ask whatever came up on my feed what '‰' meant bc I have no fucking clue🙏

First victim: Mark Hoffman 10/10

Overall helpful, I looked it up bc I think bro was genuinely in need of an answer. He's trying his hardest guys.☹️

Victim 2: Miguel O'Hara 7/10

Was kinda snarky at first but we got there, gave me a completely different answer than Wikipedia so I genuinely don't know if he just did better research or pulled it from his ass, I think he thinks I work there.

Victim 3: Bruno Bucciarati 2/10

Made me feel bad and idk why, something tells me he actually knows and just decided to be a little bitch, ‼️NOT THE KIND HEARTED MAN WHORE I KNOW AND LOVE‼️

Victim 4: Sonic (why is he horny💀) 1/10

Not helpful, why is bro horny, was kinda nice but that shit didn't seem genuine at all, +1 point for effort☹️

Victim 5: Fyodor (he's a priest for some reason) 3/10

I think I interrupted him, didn't seem mad just disappointed, probably was about to tell me I'm going to hell for being a queer, +3 points bc he's hot

Victim 6: turmeric guy from MHA (idk I haven't watched it since I was 9) 5/10

was also a bit snarky at the beginning but grew past it, I think he pulled that out of his ass, was mildly nice, is he this fucking stupid in the show bc bro didn't understand the question at all😐

Victim 7: Fyodor AGAIN (idk why he keeps popping up on my feed there were like 50 other bots of him) -69/10

a little bitch, being pretty can only get you so far so +3 points, +27 points bc he was probably the most in character, won't admit that he doesn't know and is a cunty little fuck

Victim 8: Dio Brando (idk why he's horny but it was the on the feed so here we are) 420/10

also started off a bit slow but lil dude got there, I'm biased I love this man, actually gave me the same answer I got from looking it up so idk💀

Idk I might make a poll on this

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thinkin about how during Dolores’s verse in We Don't Talk About Bruno all of the background sounds are slightly amplified, as if we’re hearing from Dolores’s ears. the footsteps, the creaking of the floor, every little sound that you barely notice normally from Mirabel’s perspective, we hear so much clearer during Dolores’s verse

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I’m so in love with /r c!beeduo dude

They started out as friends, got married for tax be if it’s, adopted a kid together and fell in love along the way MAN I miss early 2021 dsmp streams dude

It was just our cc boys vibing together and c!beeduo being happy and married with their lil guy

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needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves · 2 years

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Can I request a snippet of Pepa and Felix's first time doing anal?

Sorry you had to wait so long, BUTT a bitch has been busy (especially with the bruno and shadowman fic. Its over 20k so far, and that's with my shitty internet. Also I literally haven't been home in like a month- life shit, anyway, lets go!)

"Eso Pepi, eso~"

Pepa was REALLY feeling herself tonight, so she was having Félix look over her new lingerie she bought, and having him pick a favorite. From purple, orange, yellow, red. She saved the best for last; black. Oh it fit her so well, it was a little see through, a little lacey. He couldn't stand it. Pepa scowled a bit as she tried to look at her ass, gently cupping it in her hands.

"You like this one? You sure? I feel like it makes me look thin."

"Pepa, black makes you look fat as hell."

"...aw?"

Was it weird, the fact that a woman WANTED to be told she looked rather plump? Oh absolutely, but you had this man fucked up if you told him to NOT give her what she wanted. He patted his lap, gesturing for her to come take a seat.

"Bring that culo gordo over here, let me get a good look at it~"

She did as he said, sitting on his lap, and slowly scooting her ass right against his obvious bulge. Holy SHIT did that feel good. He wrapped an arm around her, holding her to kiss her neck, and slowly grinded himself against her.

"You're so excited for me, next time I should take you clothes shopping with me."

"Don't count on me behaving, not with an ass THIS nice~"

God, hearing that little moan from her when his cock rubbed against her little pussy. She chuckled, putting her hands on his, and having him hold onto her little hips. She was such a thin woman, it made it so easy to touch every bit of her. Oh, and the way she held his face to kiss his cheek, could kill a man.

"Is that your favorite part of me?"

"It's up there. But the list is pretty big. Like that ass."

She snorted against his face, and the rainbows over her head illuminated her pretty face.

"You're awful. Terrible. You need to fuck my pussy, and do it now."

"Actually...I was sort of hoping I could fuck something else."

"For the last time, Félix, my chest is too small for me to give you a tit job."

He kissed her shoulder, lightly shaking his head.

"First of all, no such thing. Second, no. I mean I want to fuck your ass."

"That's what I just said? Are you deaf?"

"No no, I don't think you understand me. I mean ACTUALLY your ass."

She scanned his face, confused, before it clicked.

"Oh! You mean- geez Félix, really?"

He shrugged. Listen, if you had a girl with an ass this nice, you'd want to TRY it.

"I mean. Yeah? If you don't want to, obviously not, but you did always say you'd be willing to try new things. Like the thigh job, you liked that."

She thought about it for a second, recalling just how much she liked feeling his cock all snug in between her thighs. She squished his cheeks, a bit of a pout on her lips.

"You promise you'll take care of me?"

He took her hand, and kissed her palm.

"Pepa, I'll take care of you even in my grave. I will treat you as delicate as a flower. Even though you literally bite people."

"Oye-you do that ONCE and you never hear the end of it. Fine. But,"

He was about to lean in for a kiss, when she held her finger up to him, halting him for a moment.

"YOU have to promise that at some point, in the future, I get to peg you."

He knew that look in Pepa's eyes. She was challenging him. She thought he was gonna pussy out on her. He huffed, and nodded sternly.

"Fine, deal."

She raised a brow at him, as if wondering if he was joking.

"Really? You know I'm serious, idiota."

"No no no, I'm serious. It seems only fair that what I do to you, you do to me."

She snorted, both in disbelief, and amusement.

"Alright. I've never had a boyfriend actually agree to that. They usually say it's gay."

"Its gay...to let a woman make you cum? Wow. I think we need a meeting to figure out what gay means. SOMEONE is confused."

She laughed, and the look she gave him when she scratched the hairs on his chin.

"We could keep the toy here? Mi mamá would KILL me if she knew I even knew what those were, and your mamá is pretty chill."

He nodded, thumbs slowly rubbing into her hips, just to remind her why he snuck her up to his room.

"Course. Privacy is actually a thing here. You can peg me, whenever you wanna call it. And in exchange...?"

He let his sentence hang there, and with a roll of her eyes, she finished it for him.

"You get to fuck my ass. Fine, I'm convinced."

"WOO!"

He brought his fists up in the air in triumph, and she chuckled, giving him a little kiss on his nose.

"Ay just tell me what you want me to do, Félix."

He got off the bed, and had her lay down on her front for him. After making sure she was comfortable, he slowly peeled off those black panties off of her, and he swore he'd pass out. Such a cute little ass, covered in freckles, all for him. He put the panties on the night stand, before his hands slowly trailed up her legs, before resting on her cheeks.

"Look at you...you're so beautiful. I love every part of you."

"You say that to all the girls."

"True. But I don't say it with all my heart, unlike you."

That made her chuckle. They both got around, and he loved that she never cared about that. He spread her cheeks, really digging into them with his thumbs, and it was gorgeous, watching her just blissfully accept his touches.

"You better mean that. I'll bite YOU next."

"Shit, is that a promise?"

He grinned as he kissed one of her cheeks, before kissing her hairy, soaked pussy. Once, twice, thrice. Just because he knew she liked it. He slowly trailed his tongue up her folds, before his tongue grazed over her asshole. It made her stiffen up, and he felt the exact same.

"You're SO gross."

"You just hate that you liked that."

He lifted himself up, reaching over to his nightstand for lube. After making sure his fingers were coated, he slid them down her asshole, down her pussy, and back and forth, soaking her ass in a mixture of lube and pussy juices. She looked comfortable enough, so he started to focus on what HE was interested in. He slowly rubbed at her asshole in little circles, and she squirmed in response.

"You okay?"

"Si. It's just. New. Dios, I can't believe I'm letting you do this."

"You want to stop?"

"You can stop TALKING and keep going."

He grinned at her sass, before doing as she said. He was a bit more firm with his touch, trying not to get TOO excited about her tight little asshole. He wasn’t her first, but he was going to take that anal virginity, and something about that REALLY got him going. He, ever so carefully, introduced a finger inside of her. He was slow, and he rubbed the small of her back with his other hand in comfort. She tensed up, just a bit, but seemed to otherwise be fine.

"There we go...such a good girl. You look SO pretty while you're being so good. Tell me if it hurts at all, okay?"

She nodded, and he continued. It took some time, but sure enough, she was able to take an entire finger. The sight of it made his dick strain against his pants even further, it hurt. But that didn't matter. She did. He tempted a second finger, and after a gasp on her end, he managed to get two in her, knuckle deep.

"M-mierda Félix..."

"You remember the safe word, right? Do you need to use it?"

"N-no. I'm good. It's just...new. You done this before?"

"Once. But not with someone I liked more than you."

He pushed them in and out slowly, trying to stretch her walls as much as he could without hurting her. It was difficult, he knew he was sweating, and not just from her gift heating up the room. Once he pulled his fingers away, he couldn't help but stare. She was wet, she was hot, all for him. He took off his pants and underwear, sighing in relief of freedom, before crawling on top of her. He let his cock graze her ass, just so she knew it was there. It made her body stiffen up again, and she turned to look up at him.

"This sounds silly, but I...I'm trusting you. You're a big boy, and I'd hate to throw you off of me, it'd really hurt you."

He felt the nerves melt away at her words. Even though she ssid it jokingly, she absolutely could send him to the floor if she wanted to. And something about knowing she could defend herself, soothed him.

"I'll be careful. Just talk to me in between, mi amor."

He leaned down to kiss her shoulder once more, before ever so slowly pushing himself into her. He fit his head inside, before stopping, just for a moment. Holy SHIT did that feel good. It fit around him so snug, he had to put one hand on his back board to brace himself.

"Félix, I'm okay, you can...put in more if you want."

"I'm stopping for me, Pepi!"

She wanted to laugh at him, but she knew that wasn't fair. They'd never genuinely laugh at each other for stopping or needing a breather in bed. They were young lovers, not porn stars. He took a minute to calm down and breathe, before slowly pushing in more. He eased himself in further, further still, till he was halfway inside of her. He could've fit more, she hadn't stopped him, but she seemed just SO tense.

"Félix it's f-fine-"

"Shh. This is good. This is great. YOU'RE great. I'm gonna move now, okay beautiful?"

He leaned down to kiss her cheek, and upon getting a nod, started to move. Just like his very first time ever, he started out slow, cautious. Then it started to feel good. REALLY fucking good. He found one of his hands drifting up her back, until it trickled up her neck, and gripped tightly onto her hair. Her hair was down, had been for a while, but for a moment, he wished he had those cute little twin tails to pull on.

"Don't you do it-!"

Too late. He already gave her hair a bit of a pull, and the sound that she made from it could lure men to their doom. It was enough for him to pick up his pace, introducing more into her tight ass.

"Shh. Papi's using his little toy right now. Hes fucking her little ass and pulling her pretty hair. She looks so pretty. God you look pretty taking my cock, baby."

She was finally starting to get into it. She was holding onto her pillow for dear life, not fighting him in the slightest.

"You're so...f-fucking heavy Félix."

That was never an issue for her. She LOVED how big he was, and he totally abused it. He wrapped her long hair around his hand, and gave it a pull. She yelped loudly, just like a bitch in heat.

"I'm sorry, I think I misheard you. WHAT is my name?"

When she didn’t answer, he brought his hand down on her ass with a good, HARD slap. He shouldn't be doing this so late at night, but FUCK the grip on his cock was making him not think clearly.

"Papi! I'm sorry! It's papi!"

"Good girl. So good for me. Think you can fit all of me now? Think you can take this balls right against your pussy?"

She nodded like a good girl, and sure enough, she took him entirely. Big, thick cock of his could barely fit, but for the sake of getting fucked, she made it work.

"P-papi you're making me be too lou-"

He pushed her head down onto the pillow, not really caring for other than his own pleasure right now. He didn't care who heard. Didn't care if his bed was creaking under his own weight. Just cared about the cute little lady getting fucked right under him. In his room, in his bed.

"You be loud Pepi. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to make you want it so bad, you'll want me anywhere. In my bed, at the library- I want you ready to spread that ass for me, and let me dump into you."

He was so bad, fucking Alma's daughter like this. But he didn't care. If anything, it was sexy, knowing that she'd sneak out at night JUST get plowed by him. She'd get in trouble to have his cock, throbbing, inside her tiny little ass. The thought was enough for him to put his full weight onto her, and cum. He kept his grip tight on her head as he dumped into her. He loved the fact that she no longer wanted to use condoms with him, it made the sensation of pouring into her ass even better.

He stood there, waiting for the ribbons of cum to finish painting her insides, before slowly pulling out of her. Her asshole was gaping, cum leaking out of it and onto her bare pussy. It looked SO sexy, watching her rub it into her folds.

"You came BEFORE me, idiota! I'm going to-!"

"Keep rubbing that pussy for me."

He couldn't help it. He slid himself right back into her ruined hole, not giving a single shit as she moaned just right for him. He'd stop.

Butt he had no real excuse to do so.

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"You got it?"

"Si si, I got it, just keep holding it."

So it was WAY past her bedtime. On a school night. So what if she had to use the ladder that they hid behind the Casita to get her up to her room? No big deal. She made it, and crawled up through her window, just like the millions of times she did before. She was about to push the ladder down and say goodnight, when she noticed that for some reason, he had climbed up too, and was now leaning against her window.

"Félix you know damn well you can't come into my room-"

"I wasn't planning to. I just. Really wanted to say thank you. I REALLY like spending time with you, and not just because you're hot, you know? I have fun witj you. And I really don't wanna go home, because that means leaving you."

Dammit. This stupid boy was not only just too cute for words, he was such a sweet talker. He could talk his way right into her heart, and unfortunately, he had. She was tempted to just yank him inside, but she knew better than to push her luck. Plus, her body was aching, and it was struggle to get up here as it were. She sighed, looking down at his big, stupid face (after fanning away the mist from her own, anyways).

"You'll see me tomorrow, estúpido."

"Thats SO far away though. The dreams I have of you aren't enough. You're incredible, Pepa Madrigal."

Oh god this was so going in the diary tonight. She resisted the urge to twirl her hair like some kind of mindless bimbo (even if she knew he'd find it cute), and put her hands on the window doors, getting ready to shut them.

"You'll see me at school tomorrow. You can fawn over me then."

"Promise?"

"Si."

"Wait! Can I at least get one more kiss before I go?"

"Oye, you can kiss me tomorrow! I don't want Casita to snitch on-"

Just then, Casita lifted the ladder up, just a bit, pushing Félix up. It was just enough to push his lips right onto hers. She'd never have the house do that to any of her other boyfriends. That must make Félix...special. Was he just a good guy? Did Casita finally see her as the grown up she was? Or...was he the one? Regardless, she relented, and kissed this stupid sexy man at her window, and it was something out of a story book. She mourned him as he eventually pulled away, but the sight was worth it.

Just this blushing, bulky, beautiful boy, staring up at her. He chuckled, averting his gaze for a moment to look at Casita.

"I...I think our secret is safe with Casita."

"Yeah, but not with me."

Pepa could scream. It just had to be Bruno. Suddenly his ass was next to Pepa's, eating sweets (even though he KNEW he wasn't supposed to). Pepa felt both herself, and her room thunder upon seeing this little shit.

"Why are you in my room!?"

"You keep the good chocolates in here. Honestly if you came in a minute later, I wouldn't have seen this. But oh well. Sucks when mami is gonna hear you've been sneaking off to see boys, and not 'get help with your math'".

Félix chuckled awkwardly, clearly trying to find some simpatico with him.

"Hey, Bruno, come on man, you wouldn’t rat out your amigo Félix, right?"

"Oh no, we're cool Félix. But me and Pepa? Not so much. Nothing against you though."

Pepa groaned, rubbing her forehead at the headache that was starting to form.

"What do you WANT, Bruno?"

"I wrote a play for school, but Ricky won't let me put it on. He likes you, so tell him you want my play for the school."

"Ricky? Like. Ricky Picky?"

Oh no. Not that guy. He had a HUGE crush on her (though who didn't?), and he was just. Awful. Even his nickname came from the fact that he picked his boogers a LOT, and wiped them on papers that he had a 'collection' of. He was just the grossest guy you could ever meet, and she made it a point to stay FAR away from him.

"No. No no no. Not Ricky."

"Yes, Ricky. Get my play on the screen, and maybe I won't tell Mami about your night time buddy."

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

Bruno held his finger up at her to stop her, brows raised in warning.

"You know one good scream, and mami is gonna come in here like the Casita is on fire. I'm not saying sleep the guy, just use your...what do they call it?"

"Feminine wiles?"

Bruno damn near gagged, wildly shaking his head.

"Ew. Gross. Don't ever use those words for my sister ever again. But yes, use that, get my play up there, and I'll forget this happened. Oh, and I want the white chocolate bar you keep in your dresser."

"Son of a...fine. Just, fine."

Bruno held such a smug look of pride, before nodding at Félix.

"See you Félix, have a good one."

"Bye Bruno."

After he took the chocolate, he left the room. Pepa groaned, trying SO hard not to thunder and ruin this otherwise perfect night.

"I'm gonna kill him."

"Hey, my little brother would do the same, that's just how they are. How about after your date with Ricky, I take you out?"

"Call it a date and I'm killing BOTH of you. But...yes. You can take me to get some food. Maybe something with chocolate."

"Deal. Buenas noches hermosa~"

He leaned up to kiss her cheek, before climbing down the ladder, and disappearing into the night. Despite the constant hiding, Bruno having blackmail on her, and the sleepless nights, Pepa wouldn't take any of it back. Not for him.

#not transformers #encanto #lemon #asks #we love Bruno being a lil shit #listen teenage Bruno was an opportunist try me

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rere-the-writer · 2 years

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Can you do a Mikaelson men x Black reader where Finesse By Bruno Mars and Cardi B( ik the song is old but I love that song) is playing on her playlist while she’s making breakfast for her husbands and children and while she’s singing and dancing the kids are around her singing too and the boys walk in and see them and their just by the doorframe watching their kids and wife just singing and dancing to the song with a smile on their faces and you can freestyle the rest

Yes and yes time for just the fluffy soft Mikaelson fic

Warnings: Fluff just all around Mikaelson fluff

You were just a poor waitress working two jobs to support your sick mother when you met Elijah. And you had dated Elijah for a year before meeting his siblings and after talking it out you began seeing Finn, Klaus, and Kol. When you began to have feelings for them also and Elijah wasn't surprised. Elijah informed you it wasn't the time he shared a lover with his brothers.

Your marriage was blissful even if Hayley was a little jealous of you and Hope adored you. You first pregnancy with the twins was a surprise but Finn was happy to be a father. Then Kol and you having Alicia and Elijah fathering Xavier with Klaus being the father of Alastair.

You had woke early getting out of bed before Finn got up so you could get started on washing the kids hair with Hope's help. Brianna and Alicia wanted braids like yours, Jasmine wanted twists while Xavier wanted puffy hair.

"Puffy hair?" You asked Xavier when he climbed into the chair with him smiling brightly at you. Brianna was helping her sisters get dressed with Hope also helping.

"Like grandpa." Xavier said pulling a chuckle from you remembering you had took the kids to see your parents the other day.

"Right puffy hair." You say kissing Xavier's head. Kids dressed and picking up Alastair from Elijah's chest, you all head downstairs for breakfast. You placed Alastair in his highchair giving him a bottle with Xavier climbing up next to him.

"Alright my babies let's make some breakfast for everyone." You say pulling up your Spotify Playlist on your phone. Xavier right away jumped up when the first play of the tune and Cardi B's voice came out of the speakers.

Drop top Porsche (Porsche), Rollie' on my wrist (wrist). Diamonds up and down my chain (aha). Cardi B, straight stuntin', can't tell me nothin'. Bossed up and I changed the game (you see me?). It's my big Bronx boogie, got all them girls shook (shook). My big, fat ass got all them boys hooked (hooked). I went from dollar bills, now we poppin' rubber bands (ha). Bruno sang to me, while I do my money dance like ayy. Flexin' on the gram like ayy. Hit the Lil' Jon, okay (okay), okay (okay) Oh yeah, we drippin' in finesse and getting paid, ow

Ooh, don't we look good together? There's a reason why they watch all night long. Yeah, know we'll turn heads forever. So tonight I'm gonna show off.

You smiled watching your son begin to dance as Alicia joined him, both singing along. Jasmine grinned also joining in while Brianna and Hope stayed next to you helping. Alastair kicked his little feet trying to dance along while clapping his hands.

Your mornings were always like this, you would play black centric music from a Playlist your father gave you. Your dad claimed the kids needed to know their culture and the joys of black music which always made you chuckled. But you couldn't deny how cute the kids were dancing and singing along to the music every morning.

When I'm walkin' with you. I watch the whole room change, Baby, that's what you do. No, my baby, don't play. Blame it on my confidence Oh, blame it on your measurements shut that shit down on sight. That's right

We out here drippin' in finesse. It don't make no sense. Out here drippin' in finesse. You know it, you know it. We out here drippin' in finesse. It don't make no sense. Out here drippin' in finesse. You know it, you know it.

Elijah woke up first groaning still feeling tired and panicked for a moment when he didn't feel Alastair on his chest but relax hearing the baby with you. Finn woke when he didn't feel you in bed next to him before realizing what time it was and got up.

Klaus groaned as he woke not surprised that the twins weren't on his back knowing it was wash day. Kol dragged hisself down stairs with his brothers hearing little voices singing and movement. The men paused smiling seeing you cooking while you sang with the kids dancing around the kitchen.

"Yeah, we got it goin' on, got it goin' on. Don't it feel so good to be us, ay? Yeah, we got it goin' on, got it goin' on. Girl, we we got it goin' on. Girl, we got it goin on. Don't it feel so good to be us, ay? (Feels so good) Yeah, we got it goin on, got it goin on (with you)." You sang holding Alastair dancing making the baby laugh. Brianna and Alicia were dancing with Xavier while Jasmine was singing along with Hope.

"When I'm walkin' with you, I watch the whole room change. Baby, that's what you do. No, my baby, don't play. Blame it on my confidence Oh, blame it on your measurements. Shut that shit down on sight, that's right." Kol couldn't help but sing along joining in making the the kids squeal with delight.

"We out here drippin' in finesse. It don't make no sense, out here drippin' in finesse. You know it, you know it. We out drippin in finesse. It don't make no sense, out here drippin in finesse. You know it,, you know it.Yeah, we got it goin' on, got it goin' on. Don't it feel so good to be us, ay? Yeah, we got it goin' on, got it goin' on. You know it, you know it."

Elijah smiled leaning against the doorframe watching with a smile with Finn. It was cute watching their wife and kids just dancing and singing before Jasmine trotted over wanting Elijah to join. And the was how they spent the morning, just dancing and singing while making breakfast.

#rere's stories #elijah mikaelson imagine #klaus mikaelson imagine #kol mikaelson imagine #rebekah mikaelson imagine #finn mikaelson imagine #elijah mikaelson x reader #klaus mikaelson x reader #kol mikaelson x reader #rebekah mikaelson x reader #finn mikaelson x reader #mikaelson x reader #the originals imagine

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ineedtherapist · 3 years

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Never realise I write so damn much until now LMAO.

Bucci gang with s/o who have a very pretty smile hcs

Bruno

"y/n.. what are you doing? Is that so?... Are you alright? Well okay then. Please tell me if you need any help okay, amore? Let's go get some fresh air, it's been a while since we visit nonna down the street."

Bruno have always loves the sheer confidence that you emitted both while carrying out your mission as a mafioso and going on with your simple daily life as a normal human being . He sees it as a form of commitment that he found himself being able to share the same sentiment as well which encourages him to start an official relationship with you.

If there's one thing that he absolutely loves about you is your unique way of thinking and acting which consists of endless optimism much to his amusement ofc not in a bad way as well as your absolutely gorgeous smile accompanying those equally stunning mentality.

Working in the mafioso can hardly be called conventional, yet you show your true nature without a care in the world when you are not being tied to the organisation.

Making your way through all the problem thrown at you with your usual smile plastered on your face, you seems to be least troubled by what Bruno can assume minor inconveniences.

As someone who is known to be serious while working, naturally Bruno sees the constant smile you throw at him while working is a privilege he holds as your partner.

Therefore, he will, I repeat he WILL make sure every outing both of you went out together end up with you smiling all the way to your ears.

If you're someone who loves something simple yet fulfilling, he'll bring you to occasional lunch date and take you to walk around Naples afterwards, chatting with the locals and simply enjoying each other presence.

If you loves something more upbeat but still relaxing, he'll take you to the beach and spend his time there with you.

Whatever you like or you dislike, he is quick to notice and use this as a reminder for your next date. He loves it when you look at him contently with your pretty lil smile. It makes him feel all warm inside.

Being a capo is by no mean an easy feat and his schedule are always packed. Sometimes things can get... a lil out of control and there's more work for him to be done where he doesn't even get a chance to see you. Your serious working nature doesn't make it any easier for him either. He is far from clingy yet it doesn't change the fact that he is still only a human who need someone to lean on for a while.

Check on him and flash him a small smile on your way out of his office and his mood will instantly got better.

Your smile have become his source of comfort and something he could look forward to after a tiring day at work.

It's kinda went without saying that Bruno doesn't mind you and your public interaction since they know better than to mess with the capo's lover. he knows how you're more than capable to stand up and fend for yourself.

Abbachio

'"you're insane, donna/uomo. yeah that's right. you're absolutely batshit crazy. One moment you're sitting at the meeting table, taking notes looking all serious and shit and the next moment here you are smiling at me with that fucked up beautiful smile."

Abbachio is the type that would never told you how he absolutely adore your smile despite how bad he want to.

The type that stays at home and value his personal space so he will greatly appreciated it if you are the same.

He is not much of a jokester so don't expect him to crack any type of joke nor does he have the ability or energy to do anything "fun" he tried it once, doesn't end with a good note.

Instead, he would much prefer for you to talk about yourself while cuddling into him.

Tease you a lot tho

The way both of you sitting on the couch with your pretty lil lips curled upwards and looking at him full of adoration makes him feel all fuzzy with weird sensation inside though not in a bad way. you're drunk abba.

Because of his past Abba is really straightforward. He'll speak his mind if he found out something that inconvenience him the gang despite the person being his own s/o.

But naturally being one of the most responsible person in the gang, he definitely held you in a high regard.

Not as much as bruno but enough for him to hear you out till the end. He doesn't mind you being all serious and shit while carrying out the mission since honestly it makes everything so much easier and secretly turn him on.

Besides the idea of you flashing your smile that originally only directed for him to another man even though they're his teammates doesn't seem very appealing to him.

He loves you but he almost threw himself out of the window because of your mentality. He doesn't need to worry about you being all close to his member but he literally need to worry about the rest of the population on earth. even noona down the street?

Even when you explain to him, about how it's just unnecessary worries and you're just literally smiling like a normal human being, again he fcking hates it when other ppl see something that was meant to be his. woah slow ur horse mf, we ain't prize to be claimed

That's until one day he sees you're dripping with soft drink on your rare outing outside the house. He's about to lose his shit, ready to beat the crap out of the person that did this to you.

Instead of cussing him, you remain calm and simply flash that guy a big smile. You take his hand in a pretence of shaking it before gripping his hands in a crushing grip resulting all of his fingers to break. You threaten him to better keep his mouth shut if he wants to live a long life .

After that incident, abba never says anything about this anymore. As long as you stay besides him, he can tolerate it to a certain degree is fine with anything.

Mista

"Bambino/na what are you doing? Smile for me please!! Papà gonna give you some good stuff for it~"

fuck off mista, it's so cringe and for what? 😭

Boy oh boy..

What kind of luck do you even possess to end up with the guy who is the epitome of the chaos himself?

Will try to make you smile every 3 fcking sec...

This range from silly corny jokes to intense humanity debate and overbearing tickling contest... just imagine mista being mista but 100 times worst. rip reader dying of absolute bs

But ofc that because he just couldn't stop thinking how pretty your smile are. When his dumping, sleeping or even going on a mission, all he can think is what should he do to let him see that absolutely gorgeous smile of yours again

If you don't like pda which is kinda painfully obvious with how serious you act and took your job are, he'll find another way to work things out, man need his daily dose of sugary sweet smile else he's as good as dead dramatic really but mista is mista

He got no personal space, talk to him about this, he'll remember it for an hour before went back to his usual self, constantly trying to get your attention.

Though your professional attitude never really crack despite his attempt since Mista jokes is either you laugh until you out of your breath or you just want to slap him across the face because of how terrible his jokes are bless you reader

He takes pride everytime someone complimented how beautiful your smile are whenever both of you went on a date like YOU ARE ALREADY absolutely gorgeous in general whether you smile or not, no debating about that but there's just this feeling that he couldn't describe when someone pay attention to his partner.

Will brag about you to his teammates for the hundredth time every single fcking day

Your commitment towards your job is something that he admire a lot. He takes his job seriously but doesn't really feel any need to put extra effort in them, quite the contrast to you.

But the real reason why he is so deeply attracted to you yourself and your smile in the first place is the contrast in your personality, how you are all business and serious when doing mafioso job and how you waltz through all the bullshit thrown at you with a huge non- bothered smile on your face outside the job.

The first time he sees this situation he just can't seem to think about any right word to describe his feeling but he just knew he fell for you AND he fell HARD.

Mista is lazy asf, but he still take the liberty of going on an occasional outside dates tho it usually means you guys won't be going back home unless it's 6 in the morning and it's hella a lot of fun.

Narancia

"Y/N !!! I HEARD THERE'S A NEW CINEMA OPENING NEXT TOWN! ARE YOU BUSY? CAN WE GO TOGETHER PLEASEEEEEE? ARK! YOUR SMILE! IT'S BLINDING MEEE"

Okay imagine mista but worse.

Don't take the wrong idea, he's the sweetest cinnamon roll aside for high chance of being stab if his sudden reflex act up that can ever exist.

But this guy absolutely went feral for you and your smile.

" y/n?"

"Y/N..

"Y/NNNN!!!"

"You better pray for whatever deity exist on this earth to help you else you gonna go insane by how intense narancia is, using any means possible to gain even a smallest upward curl on your lips.

Though unlike mista he'll actually calm down and try to be mindful about your personal space and time. If he forgot about it, just remind him slowly, poor guy already got enough yelling from fugo :(

Don't do it for too long tho, he'll get anxious. when that happens, just flash him your usual smile and he calm down instantly. touch him and he's never gonna let you go #abandonment issues goal

Narancia strike as the jealous type, that's why although he likes it when someone complimented you, he prefer them to not stare for too long.

The up sides of being his s/o is that narancia is easy to talk with and overall just a great and fun person to be with unlike that one person with weird ass hat,dry joke and a gun sorry not sorry you'll find yourself occasionally smiling subconsciously while conversing with him.

He will never tell you but he already make it his life-long mission to protect your smile.

Take you to hang out around arcade or carnival if there's one, doesn't matter if it's gonna take an hour to go there, you have him! everytime this type of outing date happen, both of you will have a blast and went home with a big smile spread across both of your face.

When both of you went on a mission, he try to make you smile since it became some type of reassurance for him because he got nervous with you looking tense and all. He's bad at reading people unless they're filled with malicious intent and the bucci gang, so he mistakes it as you not liking him being in a mission with you because of how fugo and mista will "jokes" of him being unreliable and childish. bruh🗿Little did he knew it was just your usual work mood and when the mission went wrong in his attempt to make you smile. well- reader please hug him

Both of you manage to get the work done although there's some problems in the middle of the process and now there's an oversize child dangling on your thigh practically stained with snorts and tears begging for your forgiveness.

Please talk to him, he is drowned in guilt and self-hate because of what happened. Talk to him and tell him whatever the hell he was thinking in that mission and right then and there isn't true. It's just how you really are and you don't hate him. Smile for him and he'll instantly feel better. Expect lots of cuddling after the make-up too <3.

Secretly hates your way of thinking but keep silence because that's also the reason why he fell in love with you and why he's been able to improve himself for the sake of your relationship.

He know how ppl take things for granted and think it's okay to continue their bullshit until you lash out at them and despite that ppl will still blame you because they say you can't even "tolerate" a bit whatsoever

He also know you're strong but that doesn't mean you have to take everything by your own.

He want both of you to be able to smile together without a care in the world and he'll make it. happen one way or another.

Fugo

"Bella/o, there's a new book that I want to check out at the bookstore? Do you want to come with me? oh.. no.. it's nothing.. just.. you- .. i mean.. nothing, let's go"

First thing first, congrats. You have manage to secure the most perfect person for your lil quirk.

Look, Fugo hates PDA. It brings some not so happy memory of his childhood. Having s/o who can instantly make him feel better simply by giving out a smile is something that he never thought he need or even possibly exist.

Even if you guys have been together for a while, there're still times when he want to be love by not being hold and your smile is just the perfect thing he needs.

Absolutely adore everything about you. You, Your smile, your work persona, your way of thinking, he was all over you honestly.

He doesn't think your mentality is unnecessarily bad. Being born in a strict ex-household, he understands the freedom of thought is a type of a blessing and luxury too.

Tho you will find him being distant and slightly avoiding of you on certain occasion. Unlike his firm believe, Fugo is extremely self-conscious especially when it comes to his relationship.

You're strong. He already know about this, as he is both your teammates and your lover. He witness your strength first-hand himself and despite how badly he doesn't want to think it, his intrusive thoughts are slowly eating him up from the inside. please take care of him reader

He'll try to call it off multiple times but if you give him a small smile and tell him that you want to give it your best before deciding anything , he'll approve under the jurisdiction of "trying" for preference and shit don't believe him it's all a lie to make him feel better about the whole situation

He is surprisingly good in making you smile. Again, used to being a role model student, his way of talking isn't oppressive in the slightest and more often than not while discussing something, you'll find yourself similar to Narancia situation and simply smile while he explains his thing.

This only apply if you don't start an argument with him, cross his boundary or piss him off

He'll never tell you but he's really flustered when you first smile at him. and even now truth to be told

He'll never tell you but he's really flustered when you first smile at him. and even now truth to be told.

Won't really care about your public interaction. he got purple haze after all.

Use your smile as a mean to not kill someone narancia and mista or everytime something set him off since it's going to make you sad and he doesn't want that.

Giorno

"Yeah, why not? of course not. Anything that put a smile on your face will never be a problem."

Giorno himself is a very reserved man, occasionally throwing a small smile out of courtesy to ppl he make contact with so he can relate to your action to a certain degree.

He's very intrigued by your mindset and how you carry yourself both while working and outside of work.

He respect you on how optimistic you are when dealing with other people outside of the job on the pretences of them being normal civilians. genocide giorno mode off and how serious you are when dealing with the mafioso. man gonna fell hard

Giorno loves to see your smile even when doing particularly nothing.

He found comfort in your smile, perhaps a sense of belonging and normalcy of having someone to smile at him without any intention or ambition hiding behind it.

He's a balance between both of his fathers, so you could either expect over the top and lavish dates or extremely casual and fun dates. no in-between.

Similar to Bruno his end-goal is to make sure your pretty smile caress your face as both of you head home.

He doesn't do it too much but wil tease you sometimes to get a reaction from you.

When he's having a bad day, he seek you out to simply spend time with you, watching you doing your own work while giving him a few smile here and there is enough to lighten his mood.

Trish

"Amore mio! look at this! I manage to find a shirt/dress that's gonna match that gorgeous smile of yours. Come on, try it on!"

Trish is honestly a very lovely partner to have.

She's a mix of everyone in the bucci gang.

Once she found out how pretty your smile are, you're going to get bombarded by photo sessions and shopping spree. Her s/o have such a beautiful smile, how could she not try to bring the best out of them

She have good sense of humour and use it to her own advantage, both of you often end up giggling with each other while checking out the clothing that Trish pick up for you

Trish is also very mindful of your limit, she understands ppl need time and space of their own so despite how excited she is to see your beautiful smile, she won't constantly pester you.

Trish is essentially very confident in herself and would simply face everything head on so her s/o that execute the same vibe? Putting their quirk to advantages to face their problems? HELL YEAH! You go babe!

On and on she loves your optimism AND your work attitude she think it's smoking hot

She think the contrast is very endearing and feel extremely proud she's the only person that become the constant attention of those pretty smiles.

Doesn't really care about whatever ppl think about you, you're her, she is yours. It's that simple.

Though there are days when she got too stressed out and not feeling well particularly on her period day.That's where your smile come in really handy. Only at this time, she'll become absolutely clingy and ask you to show your beautiful smile for her. will also glare at everyone and everything if both of you went out together.

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daincrediblegg · 3 years

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Assorted Bruno Headcanons

a/n: because it’s sunday and I’ve been mulling things over quite a bit for my own entertainment and oh lawd I’m fuckin crying. Enjoy y’all.

His visions aren’t involuntary- or at least, not completely, but they weren’t always a voluntary thing- but they did eventually become completely voluntary through his own anxiety management. Hear me out.

His whole superstitious nature seems to me like it stems from him being a very imaginative kid who let his ideas run away from him to the worst possible conclusion- which then manifested into his prophetic gift when he came of age (seems this is how a lot of the gifts work- being that Antonio loved animals before he got his gift of the ability to speak to them- like these gifts don’t come out of nowhere clearly- they are entirely dependent on the kid’s proclivities before the ceremony even takes place).

So when he was a kid- he’d probably (very much like Pepa, actually) let his mind run away from him- and before he knows it there’s dust and dirt and sand whirling up around him and his eyes are glowing and everyone is FREAKING OUT and then when everything suddenly settles: there’s Bruno. With a little glowing green tablet of whatever he saw. But these vision tablets that get produced when this happens tend to be very fuzzy and unclear. Still a vision with the vague outcome of the event but the details are hard to see, unfocused.

And this is where his little ritual comes in. It’s not so much a thing he does to manifest the vision itself, but rather something he learned to do for himself over time to help him have visions easier and not let his anxiety over them get so out of control (like- does a LOT of deep breathing and even gets into a meditative pose for it- to which I’m like good for you for practicing self care king). It probably helps him see things a little clearer when he has a clearer head to focus with too (because having visions the other way??? it’s giving me second-hand anxiety just thinking about it like jesus. Like when he has his vision in Antonio’s room with Mirabel in the movie I kept on thinking like lol this is the exact kinda shit I gotta do for myself to hype myself up for a phone call. Same energy for sure.)

I feel like Julieta may have, deep down, known that Bruno was still around by sole virtue of him being kitchen adjacent and also like how the hell else would he feed himself hanging out in the walls for 10 years??? I feel like she maybe never stopped making an extra portion of food for Bruno just from instinct- and he either snuck down to get his grub on later or for Casita to snatch and bring up to his lil hidey hole when everyone else was having dinner. Either way my boy’s getting fed damnit.

Speaking of- he’s probably known about the hidey hole for a long time- if he didn’t create it himself. I mean there’s a lot of old furniture and stuff back there and there’s no way casita came with that built in. I mean that house shifts around and changes a lot thanks to ✨miracle magic✨ maybe it’s stuff that just... nobody was using it so the hidey hole is kinda like casita’s personal storage that the rest of the household members don’t know about... except Bruno. Whose hole probably showed up in the casita walls when he was younger when his gift wasn’t being the most useful or most widely loved thing in the world (a.k.a. the hidey hole is a precursor to the cracks- fun implications there). Like that’s his childhood safe space. Even from his room (which granted- didn’t always look the same as it did as we see it in the moive, but was still probably a really intimidating space to be in even to a little kid. So he probably went back there a lot and hung out, let himself be himself without the pressure of using his gift or anything- and what better place then to hide out years later when he had to disappear???

Also adjacent to this: when casita gets re-built and the magic gets reinstated- his room this time looks a little bit more like the hidey-hole- with all his old furniture, patched up and looking damn near brand-new. But this time with a real bed, but still with his old hammock and chair, and an actual cage/space for his rats to live too (complete with rat theater space). And an actual WINDOW so he can get some sunlight in there too. He probably cries when he sees it for the first time. “Tio Bruno are you ok?” Mirabel asks. “I’m fine. It’s just... no more stairs!” She nods and pats his back in solidarity.

He never was exactly the “golden” child. Not in the slightest- and certainly not in the same way that Isabella was. Like... he’s never been widely loved by the whole town (and the song really speaks to that - that’s not the song of someone who was once much beloved and then fell from grace like that’s genuine town pariah shit)- and nobody to this day really seems to understand him or how his visions work. The only person I think he might’ve held a little more weight for is Alma- who I bet relied on him a little too much for his visions (I mean her biggest fear is losing her home and the people she loves again- hell of a thing to then have a little boy who can see the future and tell you definitively whether you will or won’t)- but then the problem was that she probably relied a little too heavily on him for assurance, and when the visions are never what they seem when you look at them at first or with a clearly defined fate... it makes it really hard for him to face his mom because of that. And no doubt Alma has misunderstood what his visions have meant before (hence why he resorts to the immediate conclusion that he has to leave when he has Mirabel’s vision). She still loves him though(I mean she loves all her babies equally and dearly but like... he’s her Baby Boy. Evident in how she immediately hugs him and kisses his cheek and calls him Brunito seeing him for the first time in 10 years despite having parted the way they did and - again- 10 YEARS of the bitterness of that wound festering for the both of them???)... yeah. Mama Madrigal has the biggest soft-spot for her Brunito above all. Even if they’ve always had a hard time fully understanding one another (though I bet Bruno probably got Alma’s anxieties a little better than anyone else), she loves him. Ok. That is all.

Lol none of the townspeople’s Bruno prophecies were actual prophecies. Bruno could tell the fish was swimming a little weird and was probably gonna die. The guy who ‘grew a gut’ LITERALLY??? HE’S THE SAME GUY THATS HANDING OUT PASTRIES AND SHIT LMAO (and ofc he never said anything about belly fat being a bad thing bruno says fat fuck rights) and the guy who lost his hair is pretty young Bruno probably knew his dad who was probably ALSO bald and there you have it! NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO PREDICT.

#bruno madrigal #julieta madrigal #pepa madrigal #alma madrigal #mirabel madrigal #encanto #just living in the bruno headspace tonight... just loving the bruno headspace tonight #headcanons #meta #well… kinda #bruno madrigal x reader

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yusei-clownington · 3 years

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...challenge accepted.

Yusei fudo.

Yuuuuseeeeiiii fuuuuuudooooooo.

Crab haired vroom vroom babyman fella

Everyone’s beloved.

Let us talk about him.

How do you explain Yusei?

Well, rua, my child. Listen closely.

Yusei fudo, whose name autocorrect keeps changing to ease food, is a gift sent down to us from heaven. He’s the embodiment of all that is good.

So let’s start with how Yusei was introduced/ Established.

We started off with very little info about him and his past, of course, but we knew this:

-Yusei was from somewhere called satellite, which seems to be a place people down at the main city aren’t very….fond of.

-He looks like the badboy type

-Really loves D-wheels (from that interaction with Jack)

-Had a card he adores, stardust dragon, stolen/taken from him by Jack atlas, some douche.

Now with that little info, presumptuous as I am, I assumed he’d be your average cool ass edgy boy, beats the rich guy, takes some sort of revenge and bam we get a setup for like… the ultimate chad. Like from his duel with Ushio i was getting badass main boy vibes.

BuT THEN Yusei tALKS to jack. Opens his adorable lil mouth. And the calmest, softest fricking tone comes out of that. And then… we realise…hE’S NOT EVEN FUCKING MAD AT JACK? He just wants his dragon back??? No grudge nothing??? What?? Is he not….edgy??

….And then it hits us all. Yusei is a cinnamon roll. But not just any cinnamon roll. A cinnamon roll that can kill you, your family, and the entire fucking neighborhood you live in if he wanted to………but just doesn’t.

So now what do we know about Yusei?

Yusei can throw hands.

Yusei can build D-wheels from like…anything at this point.

Yusei can make like ten friends by just…existing in the same area as them.

Yusei can, and will, protect everything and everyone. NOT EVEN JUST THOSE HE CARES ABOUT. NAH NAH NAH. EVERYTHING. HE PROTECTS ALL.

Yusei can defeat three fucking guys with under 2000 life points in one go.

Yusei can DETONATE THREE GODS.

Yusei can make everyone instantly feel like marrying him by just like…looking at them. just ask Kiryuu, jack, bruno, prison guy, Akiza, Random team unicorn dude, all of the members of team ragnarok, me, the fandom, humanity, god. You know I’m right.

Yusei will defeat you after you try and murder him, and then run to see if you’re okay.

Yusei loves children and children love yusei

Yusei is unstoppable, and it never gets obnoxious.

Yusei’s gay as shit

LOOK I CAN GO ON FOR LIKE AN HOUR TRUST ME.

Not even once have I gone “Ugh, there we go, won again…” nope. Langa should learn a few things from this guy.

I literally cannot even begin to tell you why Yusei’s the fricking best.

But I will anyway.

He’s practically the glue that holds everyone in this show together, the ROOT OF MOST CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Like do I even need to mention the Aki situation? The jack situation? THE LITERALLY-ANYONE-HE-MEETS SITUATION?

So how can I explain Yusei? Well, I can’t. what? did you think I'd say yes?....loser. Yusei is not meant to be explained. He's meant to be admired.

Observe.

Yusei Fudo is the breaking of so many stereotypes all at once. His appearance contradicts with his gentle personality, but his eyes still manage to reflect it anyway. Because who needs badass eyes when you can have puppy eyes?

Unlike the past two protagonists, I can’t help but feel Yusei’s a little more insecure ? Not in a fatal way. But he seems to have more little moments of doubt than Atem and Judai did.That being said, he is confident in his abilities, and his friends abilities even more. When in doubt, a friend’s words, no matter how little, can send his morale up to the roof.

He’s got charisma like atem, and the general charm like Judai, without actually being directly like either of them.

He’s a very open, caring guy with too many emotions that his face just never manages to express— something i deeply adore about his design.

Still, because of how impactful he is, you can always get what he’s feeling, and so can his friends. He still keeps certain things to himself every now and then, but usually ends up saying them anyway, like that one time in the dark signers arc.

He’s seriously soft and adorable…yet very capable of defending himself and others.

If you wrong him, he’ll probably forgive you. If you wrong his friends he’s going to rip your rib cage out. Then ask if you’re okay and send you to a hospital, paying the full expenses because he’s like that isn’t he.

Literally no one has ever regretted being around Yusei or caring for him. And that’s for good reason.

Also look at him

…I may have a problem.

#.........Um #Plot twist I actually like Crow a little more...#This is VERY SCRAMBLED AND RANDOM AND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS LONG.#Yusei Fudo #Yugioh 5D's

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whoreiaki-kakyoin · 3 years

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Hi! From the kissing prompts, may I humbly request "being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward" with bruabba? Specifically, Bruno being the one unable to open his eyes? Thanks in advance!!!

I love kiss/romance scenes in general so I love these prompts, but I seriously love this one for Bruabba! My heart fluttered a lil when I got this ask :) This is uhhh clearly from a "nobody dies" au because Araki can't tell me what to do xoxo

Edit: mention of blood/serious injury but everyone lives 💕

Abbacchio would say it took a while for things to return to normal, except there really hadn't been a normal to return to in the first place. Maybe it was a word that should have been thrown out entirely, stricken from his personal lexicon when he got mixed up with stands and Passione and... and Bruno. Of course, the last item on that list had turned his life upside-down in a completely different way than the others. But, all that aside, the dust settled, and things shifted into place anew. Not normal. Not even Passione's old "normal." But it was a welcome reprieve from the constant danger the past couple months had thrown at them.

They had all healed physically, more or less, with Giorno's help. Abbacchio had bitched and complained, insisting that if the boy was going to heal Bucciarati's wounds, then he was going to stay and watch to ensure that Bruno was fine. He turned it over in his mind most nights before he fell asleep, almost as if he was trying to un-see the image of their trusted capo on death's doorstep, his body laying eerily still. Abbacchio's fingers gripped the cup of tea in front of him, wrapping around the warm porcelain as he attempted to anchor himself. They were all home. He was fine. Bruno was fine. He knew, but still—

"Abbacchio!" The young capo approaches the table with a broad, easy grin, and Leone's heart stutters. "I'm not late, am I?" "No, I just got here early."

"Ah." Bruno sits, blue eyes twinkling, and smiles at a passing waitress as he asks her for a cappuccino. The café is small, the outdoor patio pleasant as weather turned to the warm, gentle breezes of late spring, right on the cusp of summer. "What had you wanted to talk about? You sounded like it was important." Fuck. For as many times as he's rehearsed the conversation in his head, you would think Abbacchio would have a handle on this. Finally, he takes a breath before forcing out, "I almost fucking lost you, you know. When we went after Diavolo." Maybe it's the last thing Bruno had expected, his mouth parting and his eyebrows arching in surprise.

"I... Well, I'm all right, now. It does touch me that you worried that much..."

"Bucciarati, I don't think you understand." His own words sound strained to his own ears, pinched out as his throat tightens with frustration. "I don't say it as your subordinate. You know that, so don't give me that shit."

"Abbacchio..."

"Every time I close my eyes, I see you laying there.... fucking... fucking drenched in blood. You have to promise you'll be careful." The other man sighs, slender fingers pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I don't think I can make that promise, Abbacchio. You knew as well as I did what we were signing up for, joining Passione." Abbacchio stares for a moment, genuinely dumbfounded. Bruno was one of the smartest people he knew. And yet, how could he be this goddamn stupid?

"Don't you understand?" he repeated. His voice was a hoarse, urgent whisper, like he could impress to Bucciarati the terror he had felt. "Capo.... Bruno."

"L...Leone?" The other man falters at the shift, the drop in formailties, and there's such vulnerability, something so open and endearing in the questioning look on his face, his blue eyes searching Abbacchio's. With a sigh, Leone reaches a hand out to tangle in Bruno's hair, cradling the back of his head as he pulls him in suddenly to crush his lips to the other man's. It's desperate, but it's soft. More honest, more raw, perhaps, than anything either of them have done or said in quite some time. Abbacchio can feel this in the way that Bruno tenses in surprise and then melts, can hear it in the soft sigh the capo gives against his lips.

For the first time in... he's not even sure when, Leone allows himself to want, and to want openly, messily... completely unguarded. The pads of his fingers tease the baby hairs on the nape of Bruno's neck, circling gently. Leone Abbacchio isn't the best with words— usually doesn't see the need for many— but he hopes that this will suffice to tell Bruno everything he doesn't know how to say.

When he allows himself to pull away from the young capo, his breath catches in his chest. Bruno sighs softly, not opening his eyes just yet, allowing Abbacchio to hold his face gently as he leans forward, touching their foreheads together.

"I'm sorry," he whispers, and Leone feels something in his chest leap and ache at the same time. "I'm so sorry, Leone..." He squeezes his eyes closed even tighter for a moment, bringing his hand up to grasp the one that cups his face so tenderly. "I almost let you lose me. I didn't... I didn't realize that you might feel the same way I did. I will be careful, okay? You have my word." He exhales softly, and Abbacchio smiles in spite of himself as he rubs his thumb over Bucciarati's cheek.

"Bruno. Look at me. Open your eyes."

"One more second?" Abbacchio laughs softly at the request.

"Oh? Why's that?" The capo blinks open deep blue eyes, fixing them on his partner with a brilliant smile.

"It seemed like a moment worth remembering. I wanted to savor it. Now... Kiss me again?" Abbacchio grins.

"Of course."

#requested writing #the mushroom queen writes #got mail 💌#bruabba #jjba fluff #there’s some angst in here sorry for that but I’m dramatic lmao #laur’s writing #bruno x abbacchio #bruabba 🖋✨

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fluffomatic · 3 years

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Yoooo are we sharin Encanto headcanons owo. Okay so, one i've had in my mind is Camilio and Bruno trying to bond (cuz u know once they get to know each other they are totally a dynamic duo) and Cam is still just a bit scared of Bruno so ofc what better way to realize that Bruno is actually an adorable dork then to watch him destroyed with tickles. (Even better if he's being tickled by someone like Antonio cause u know Bruno is going to be as gentle as possible with his lil nephew) Better yet is Bruno, after he's gotten more comfy with his family, playing up on Cam's description of him in Wdtab but instead he just turns into a tickle monster "Feast on your screams huh? Well if you insist kid~" (Sry I just love this movie adskladskj) -Pandaboi

Ahhh yes yesss!! I adore Bruno and Camilo's possible relationship. They'd be best friends! And yes Bruno being hella ticklish would definitely make him a looot less threatening lmao. I mostly see Bruno as a lee but I feel like he'd tickle the shit outta Camilo to teach him a lesson!

#thanks for the ask!#answered ask #encanto tickles

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stina-is-a-punk-rocker · 3 years

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maybe i’m just too old for disney: a 20-year-old hag’s take on ‘encanto’

Being evenhanded is hard. I want to pitch a fit about how much I disliked Encanto.

… Maybe ‘dislike’ is too strong a word. I’ve definitely watched worse movies, and Encanto doesn’t make my Worst-Ever list. It’s just nowhere near my Best, either- which sucks, because I did have high hopes for the film after the YouTube algorithm decided to recommend my K-pop stan, video-essay-loving ass We Don’t Talk About Bruno (which I’ve since been listening to on loop for about a week).

I’ve been told that the film does a pretty solid job of depicting Colombian culture, and I do appreciate how diverse the members of the family Madrigal are. I do wish Disney would pull the plug on the character designs popularized by Frozen, though. It’s been close to a decade, now, Dinsey- we’ve seen every ethnicity a la Anna and Elsa.

The musical numbers were… ehhh. We Don’t Talk About Bruno was the only song that stood out; everything else was pretty mediocre. And I might get crucified for this, but… is it just me, or were the vocals just. Not good. They weren’t bad, per se, but they weren’t good, either. Take this with a grain of salt, because I know jackshit about vocal techniques and skill- so I’ll just stick with saying: a lot of them didn’t sound nice.

Bruno, though. Bruno was the saving grace. I love that funky lil dude.

Abuela, though. She can eat shit. If she’d died at the end, I would’ve rated this five stars, no problem. She triggered way too many memories of way too many authority figures I’ve had the misfortune of encountering in my life, and I want her dead.

All jokes aside, her character arc was decent as far as kids’ films go. The contrast between her younger self in the story she tells Maribel at the beginning- pretty stoic while her husband is murdered in front of her- to the truth- where she’s a lot more emotional- is pulled off pretty well.

I’ll end this with the dumbest, most insignificant nitpick I have (because I still haven’t worked out how to write a proper conclusion, goddammit): wouldn’t Julieta’s cooking have cured Maribel’s myopia?

#encanto #disney #unpopular opinion #i guess? cos everyone else i've met loved it #movie review

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storiesofsvu · 2 years

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Hey hey, another Thursday!

Starting off with OC, ive seen the promo pics and tbh, im excited.

Jet looking amazing in green.

That was the WOOORST job putting a necklace on EVER. Like, not only was it over the hair, but it was not properly lined up for the reveal…

Just casually walking around the streets of nyc with a severed hand.. nbd

Are you seriously telling me that dog devoured that hand in that little time, bones and all?

How and why is it that these hardened career criminals always fall so fucking hard and fast for the UC cop!?? Like, you should have your guard up a little bit shouldn’t you??

Okay, so…. Can we talk about ayanna’s nails for a hot second? She clearly a pillow princess with those claws… LOL

THANK YOU JET. THANK YOU for fucking calling out that stabler has done SO much worse than KISS someone while UC.

Man this whole sending an agent cop into the field UC to be the romantic interest of a perp/mob/mafia and the cop ends up crossing a line or two, fucking things up and falling for said perp… all while the guy playing Doyle is the main mob boss?? Hmm… this is a little too familiar, like even jet’s wig…

Is she faking this?? Okay, yes, she is. Called that.

This ep is super Ayanna jet heavy and im LOVING it thank fucking god

Also loving ayanna’s apt

Okay the wig coming off would not be that big of a deal in today’s day and age, tons of girls wear wigs all the fucking time. ALSO, why was it not wigcapped, pinned down and secured??

Welp. Cant say im not surprised by the ending. But I am glad that jet’s getting to do more.

As of right now I am paying ZERO attention to mothership. We’ll see if that changes when sam pops up or not.

Okay, the black & tan number Samantha has on close to the end? It looks like it’s a two piece outfit with her midriff hanging out… good job wardrobe…

Ooo..od’d… yeah… called that…, also Nolan that was some of the worst cpr compressions ive ever seen on tv.. cmon

OKAY. Paying attention now!

We REALLY had to watch that machete attack again!?? WHY

Jfc that opening…did we have to go that graphic?? Is this gonna continue to be a new thing?

I cant figure out if they’re trying to test out muncy/Velasco with the fandom and see what way we go, or of they’re teasing the relationship, or if they’re just playing on the brother/sister vibes, because all im getting is muncy being a brat, which is accurate. Also that scene would’ve been a lot less awkward if there was any kind of background noises/music, like when there’s elevator dings on grey’s, you know what im saying?

Loving the purple on Velasco tho

“you wanna keep a stray puppy?” “you got to keep one!” LOL

So bruno’s here to stay?

#1: wtf is this bucket hat.

#2: why is it pulled down so far over her eyes?

Bro those crutches are way too short for this dude

“A funk?” carisi then gives the “who’s this guy” look to liv. LOL.

Man the writing this ep is great.

I appreciate that we’re getting more into muncy’s personality aside from being a lil teasing brat, like, there’s gotta be a lot of grief in there, knowing that her mom died and im pretty sure it was when grace was young, so she’s probably been bottling shit up since then. Also still and always really hoping that they don’t push her & Velasco, let the brother sister bestie vibes win please.

Glad we’re getting lots of muncy this week

Bruno is growing on me….

“sometimes though it’s hard to make a u-turn” IS THAT THE ONLY FOLLOW UP WERE GONNA GET?! (I say that as someone who is 100000000% NOT an eo shipper, but I do think it’s strange that *that* happened last week and like, fin didn’t even ask how noah’s drive back to the city was kinda thing. Yeah, sure there was enough going on in both episodes, but like, there was literally ZERO follow up to everything. Jeeze.)

Joe looking hella cute in that toque

Man this just keeps getting worse…

Okay… hold up.. grace says “a great one” about Velasco being a liar and liv just flies right passed it AS IF THEY ALL DIDN’T FIRST MEET HIM WHEN HE WAS UC AND NONE OF THEM BELIEVED HIM. Like homeboy WAS working majorly UC for how long??

Though we DO know a tidbit about his previous gang involvement… so I honestly don’t know what direction theyre taking this… it’ll be interesting to see.

#law and order #law and order special victims unit #law and order organized crime #spoilers #law and order spoilers #svu #law and order svu #svu spoilers #law and order svu spoilers #weekly recap #live watching #live posting

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the8gates · 4 years

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Naruto Characters and What Music I Think They Would Listen To Pt.1

Naruto

-You know those popular boys from school? The emoji tracksuit kids that like dunked on you when you walked through a door?

-Those vibes

-He listens to almost exclusively mainstream rap. It has to be 🔥🔥🔥 ya know?

-Always talking about the new Drake album or the new Kanye album. LOVES Chance the Rapper and Childish Gambino i just see it in his eyes.

Sasuke

-This fuckin guy

-See, my knee jerk reaction is like your emo classics. Pierce the Veil, MCR, Linkin Park. Screamo. Metal.

-But no. We have similar temperaments and I think that kind of music would actually irritate him.

-I think he’s emo but more mainstream soundcloud rapper emo. Lil Peep, $UICIDEBOY$, Lil Uzi Vert. LOVES XXXTentacion.

-Post screenshots of what he’s listening to on his snapchat story and you just know the boy is going THROUGH it.

Sakura

-OKAY so HERE is your rock and roll/metal baddie!!!

-hear me out. when she’s young its all pop. like y2k pop with R&B leanings. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, etc. you get the idea

-but after training under Tsundae she picks up rock. starts with some classic rock at first, then slowly progresses.

-this girl loves Metallica and Black Sabbath. she just loves rock. Zeppelin, AC/DC, Five Finger Death Punch. All of it. I will not be taking any criticism.

-windows down in the car, headbanging always.

Kakashi

-this one is a little difficult to nail down

-a part of me just wants to throw him in the pool of doesn't really care and will listen to anything

-i think he’s got a different playlist for every mood

-R&B sexy playlist with the Weeknd and some Justin Timberlake (yes he thinks that's sexy), soft sad boy hours playlist with Post Malone and Russ, a party mix with some your standard frat boy bops.

-overall, he listens to a lot of popular music

Yamato/Tenzou

-another tough one to nail down!!!

-i truly think Yamato is a man of all tastes as well

-however.... i get country music vibes???

-not like new, pop, country. but the classics. Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton.

-he also likes jazz! and big band/swing. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. What i would refer to as whiskey drinkin music. kinda classy and fun

Sai

-girl

-i truly do not know

-the man is an enigma

-i think once he joins team 7 and kinda strays away from the foundation he’s gonna be all about trying new stuff

-so one day he’s listening to Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran and Ariana Grande. Radio pop, entry level shit

-and the next time you see him its songs he heard on tiktok exclusively

-eventually he’s down a rabbit hole, consuming music in mass quantities and he’s into Crystal Castles and Grimes. Then next week its Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Then it’s Judas Priest and Guns N Rose.

-everyone just gives up trying to keep track

Shikamaru

-oh its male manipulator music ALLLL DAY

-tame impala, mac demarco, the front bottoms, arctic monkeys, modern baseball, the smiths

-you get the idea

-dont necessarily think he's the ‘male manipulator’ type but he’s def the edgy smoking cigs and listening for the lyrics type

-i don't have to go into detail here you know I'm right

Ino

-see, her and Sakura go down similar paths

-she started off with the y2k bubblegum pop phase but her progression is a little more understandable

-shes your typical indie (except they aren't really indie) pop darling. Lana Del Rey, Lorde, Marina and Diamonds, Melanie Martinez, the 1975.

-what I'm saying is she was definitely on tumblr in 2014 and just never moved past that phase (did any of us tbh)

-as time goes on though she starts to branch out a lil. loves the mainstream women of rap! Cardi B, Megan thee Stallion, Nicki Minaj, Doja Cat. constantly bopping

Choji

-i couldn't find any gifs of this cutie smiling and that's a crime i want addressed RIGHT NOW

-but music wise?? i mean he’s a sweetheart right?? genuinely likes pop music! Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Katy Perry. HUGE Bruno Mars fan surprisingly

-i can see him just bopping his head along to the radio, just vibing and not being picky. loves a good ballad. Sam Smith, John Legend.

-hes just having a good time

Hinata

-queen of yearning and pining

-girl in red, mitski, HOZIER

-i feel like her playlist just looks like someone let a closeted queer girl put it together

-ABBA, St. Vincent, Florence + the Machine

-also just soft pop vibes. she’s defo posting sunset videos with the Lumineer’s playing in the background. HEAVY cottage core inspo

Shino

-here is your true emo king

-the trinity of course. P!ATD, MCR, Fallout Boy

-then Twenty One Pilots, Paramore, GORRILAZ

-he gives me also like art kid vibes as he gets older? Weezer, Wallows, Cage the Elephant. you know the type

Kiba

-kinda smilar to Naruto tbh

-but it HAS to be FIRE. no sad music! bass turned up and LOUD always

-i feel like he even went through a dubstep phase.

-hes the guy in the mcdonalds drive thru ‘you know what I'm here for’ *blasts Sicko Mode*

-some stand out faves are Travis Scott, Tyler, the Creator, Kendrick Lamar, Freddie Dredd

-he’s actually pretty cool tbh

Rock Lee

-yall ever been to a football game and they play the same hype songs over and over? ever seen a workout montage in an 80s movie?

-thats this boy. he’s just constantly listening to workout playlists. Eye of the Tiger, Livin’ on a Prayer, Welcome to the Jungle

-outside of that, i would think some of his favorite artists would be things Gai would listen to. Billy Joel, Bon Jovi, the BEASTIE BOYS, Foreigner, Aerosmith

-what I'm trying to say is he listens to the same music ur dad listens to

Neji

-fucking music SNOB

-’you've probably never heard of them’ headass

-and then its like the strokes or vampire weekend or some shit jfc

-male manipulator music part two but 100% fits the stereotype. hes gonna leave you on read and then cry to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

-some standout favorites are the Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, alt-J.

-likes some other stuff too. The White Stripes, The Black Keys, some Beck.

-decent taste if he wasn't such an a-hole about it!

Tenten

-ya know what

-hyper pop. 100 gecs, Charli XCX, CMten, SOPHIE, Slayyyter, A.G. Cook.

-i would say she started off kinda like Ino, the 2014 tumblr pop stuff

-then that just got to be too boring. so now she's riding the wave of the super new age stuff.

-neji fucking HATES it and grumbles all the time about ‘its just noise, how can you stand that’ and it only makes her like it more.

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Gimme your headcanons for Abba Giorno and Mista 🤲

hi em "prosciutto lover" sandworms this is gonna be long so im putting a lil read more

abbacchio:

did not go through a goth phase in high school but did in like cop school idk

literally only listens to classical or slower music but he will not admit that (evanescance included)

transmasc and gay

wears a wig to hide his awkward hair length but its an anime cosplay wig for sephiroth from FF7

loves getting his head rubbed but if u touch his head w/o permission he will murder u

has to wear smudge proof lipstick for reasons

did not get top surgery and doesnt have chest dysphoria

he painted the back of his phone black w nail polish

would paint his nails but it chips off too quickly

his shirt has shoulderpads in it bc he likes them

his hat/headband is to hide his roots that arent dyed

his natural hair color is a dark brown/black

does not care that he is 6 ft 2 he is the little spoon

loves action and mystery/suspense movies

giorno:

this kid does not understand his gender one bit but uses he, they, and fae pronouns; demiromantic ace

this kid would have a zoo in his room if allowed to

custom made his outfit

would love to work in a library or something if his goal wasnt being a gang⭐star

really likes anytime where the gang is just kinda quiet and relaxing

has a lot of weird hobbies that he doesnt really disclose w anyone

takes a really long time to open up to anyone but after the events of VA, he opens up to people, starting with Bruno, then Trish, and ending w Abbacchio

has a gameboy color and will occasionally play it w narancia at lunch

has a really warm quilt in their room

doesnt like to be alone and will sometimes just will come hang out w someone or make a living creature out of something to have company

wears jeans sometimes

did dye his hair blonde and he and Abba have little hair dyeing days

doesnt really care about what was going on w dio because he has his new little family now

will get a fresh vase of flowers for the kitchen table when he goes for walks really early

prefers old books over new ones bc the smell is comforting to him

lights candles in his room (prob likes the faint floral scents)

reads a mix of biographies and whodunnits

treasures this little yellow rabbit plush that Trish won for him at a group outing to the carnival

after a lot of time, really finds that fae can get along w any ppl in the group although shit w abba is still strained

i think mista helps him kinda relax a bit and they become really good friends after the events of VA finally calm down a bit

he definitely sees bruno as his dad

mista:

transmasc and bi

kinda went over this before but i think he has a big dog w three legs and he cares about her sm

his room is like kinda clean messy? like i dont think hed make his bed but its not covered in filth

has a whole closet of weird shoes that are all plenty roomy for either guns or bullets to go into at any time

diyed his pants (manga only) w a stapler and plenty of prayers bc his jeans had become too short (we do not ask where he got the red material)

watches only romcoms

wears his hat bc his hair is at the awkward stage between shaved and semi normal length but also bc carrying around his bullets is most convenient like this

leaves a lot of blankets around the house bc he gets warm under them quickly

likes playing board games but is a sore loser

can and will injure himself in the stupidest ways (canon)

gets a bit too distracted to drive or get his license

has a lot of stuff on his walls, like posters or even photos w the group

refuses to wear full length shirts literally ever

#asks #sorry this is a big fucking jumbled mess <3 #everyone lives in my head so ignore any dead bitches <3 #also this is me romanticizing the mafia and making them have a calm life ok #also also giorno is my son and fave jojo so i have a lot for him #and em only u know the dlc for the mista hcs that i will never share; taking this to my grave <3

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