#we knew that

[gaslightgirlsummer]

from the creator of “valtteri, it’s james” we bring you “alex albon to race in logan sargeant’s car for the remainder of the weekend.”

[landopics]

[mazeinthemiroh]

i'm writing up one of my requests at the moment and all i wabt to do is just cuddle hannie. he's so cuddly guys and he just seems so comfortable and soft and i just NEED IT

[shipswithoutcaptains]

True story. I was just finishing a surgery like 10 minutes ago and said to the nurse "Oh no, look, he's bleeding." And we both laughed cause it was just a trickle and it is kind of a running joke.

Then realised how unhinged it would sound to "normal ppl". There are parents who think they want to see the operation of their kid in person 🙈 (It was like a 6 yrs old kid or smth...). No, you don't. And you srsly do not want to hear us 🤣🤣

It helps with the concentration and stress but you do not want to hear that.

had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there

[anna-scribbles]

this was how my first day went btw

[dykealloy]

what are the rules for breakfast today?

[realbadatpoker]

Nancy Pelosi sucks and is bad

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[retquits]

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

[peachhoneii]

A snake damned humanity.

And a snake gave humanity it’s best shot at redemption.

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[cahootings]

shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic

[pileofsnakes1]

This is the first thing I thought of after getting out of the cinema

[yogurtgut]

HI THERE!! HERE'S THE ROBOTNIK SIBLINGS!!! I AM NOT OKAY, SEND HELP :'''DDDDD

[marzipanandminutiae]

what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately

like

I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it

it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually

some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”