#we have breached containment

[valyrfia]

is charles leclerc trending on tumblr because of the lestappen padel date be so fr rn

[naanima]

MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS, ETC ETC ETC.

Hope your holidays are filled with mpreg fics AND advertisements. Lols.

This is the perfume and campaign running at one of our local state pharmacy franchises. It is GLORIOUS.

I feel that fangirls have infiltrated every level of the world now. Lols.

Husband looked at it and went, "I thought it would be fangirl reaching. But nope. You are right. It is very obvious."

[effiecalvin]

The Baby Is Fine

For sale baby shoes never worn. Oh he's not dead or anything he's just massive and they don't fit

For sale baby shoes never worn. They're Gucci, my sister got them for me and I'm not putting $600 shoes on a newborn Why the hell would anyone buy these? She's an idiot.

For sale baby shoes never worn. At least I don't think so. I found them in the eggs at the grocery store and they look pretty clean $20 obo

For sale baby shoes never worn. She doesn't have any feet but it's hardly slowing her down, honestly. I guess you can't miss what you never had.

For sale baby shoes never worn. Bought them and forgot about them for like six months, never even took them out of the box and now they're way too small. My brain is fried.

For sale baby shoes never worn. Fair warning though, they've got fucking minions on them.

For sale They were a gift from my great aunt and I don't want anything from that wretched harpy.

baby shoes I thought I could put them on my dog so he doesn't slip all over the kitchen floor but yeah it didn't work

never worn. I don't know. They're just ugly. Do I need a reason?

[mylittleredgirl]

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

[zipsunz]

yeah

[aroaceleovaldez]

Here is a link to the Cherokee Nation's official site. Here is the Visit Cherokee Nation youtube channel. Here is a playlist for learning Cherokee (and here's one for learning Ojibwe, as a bonus cause i'm biased). Here is a link to Daybreak Star Radio, which is a radio station based in Seattle dedicated to showcasing international first nations and indigenous music that you can listen to online. Here is a pdf of various recipes, including references to which tribes they originate from. Here is a link to The-aila-test's buy native tag, and here is a link to Beyond Buckskin's buy native list (though some of the links are broken). Here is a link to the Cherokee Phoenix newspaper's official site.

now go take a minute and come back once you've done some research so everybody can stop being weird about Piper.

[hanzajesthanza]

being a hanza fan is bullshit btw because when you want to buy merch of them you cannot just get one of them because they will be. lonely .

[pushing500]

Ever wondered what Mechi would look like in the Sims 2?

Wonder no more! He looks something like...

... This :)

There is a reason he's called Mechi. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Everywhere I go, I find people!!!"

"No, see, it's weird... I think I'm actually from an alternate reality where I have a clone—two clones, actually, but I killed one—and an army of robots that I control with my brain. I'm also royalty, with psychic powers and bionic body parts."

He'll fit right in in Strangetown.

"Anyway, did you know mechanical stuff is cool as hell??"

"You come into MY house, eat MY mac 'n cheese—"

"... it is pretty good mac 'n cheese. I don't blame you."

Hmmm. Despite all the time I spent playing it as a kid, I don't think I ever managed to get an alien baby in Sims 2. Mechi, I'm sorry, but... you might end up being an unwitting test subject for me...

Sims 2 Mechi is a scientist! Doesn't he look dapper in his lil' coat?? I bet he never ties his hair back away from dangerous chemicals and machines. We <3 a man who ignores workplace health and safety rules.

[honeylashofficial]

Long-fics in the first chapter: [Cassian] withdrew himself, his fingers falling away from her. He may as well be a stone wall, foreign and territorial –only a silent presence on a far gray hillside. Jyn noticed him from a distance, but she didn’t dare draw nearer.

The last chapter: [well she indeed drew nearer]

They held hands, your honor.

[ixtaek]

Some things I’ve realized:

1. I don’t think Shadow Link from FSA has actually showed up in LU

2. Although Jojo has said the Colors are derived from the manga, we don’t know if any of the rest of the plot of the manga is canon

It has been pointed out that though the colors are an homage to the manga, per their ref, the note on Sunset pt 9 says not much else is being used from the manga (thanks @unexpectedstormy for the correction). HOWEVER, Shadow Link is still from the game, tricking people into thinking he’s Link and causing trouble and blowing up stupid large instakill bombs.

3. In the game, Shadow Link does not reform and Link and Zelda defeat him themselves

4. The overarching villain is called the Shadow an awful lot

[getyinyusedtoit]

not to be that guy but it's kind of strange to complain about cezhou being treated like the main characters when they're literally the main characters.

[sketchingstars03]

Recently read a fic that had a scene that basically encompasses my frustrations with modern fandom treatment of Ink in fanfiction.

It was a reader insert one, that I’m not gonna specify what it was about because 1) I don’t wanna send harassment to the author and 2) I didn’t read the whole thing bc well I couldn’t it just made me too upset.

But the scene in question, or rather couple of scenes, was that the reader, who was living with Error, had just recently witnessed him murder several innocent civilians in an AU, the fic going out of its way to mention the screams of parents and children as they were killed.

And soon after, when the Star Sanses arrive to stop him, at one point the reader’s internal dialogue BLAMES INK’S “Creating too much” (cuz the fic operated on FGOD fanon bc of course it did. Not even tagged as FGOD mind you) for Error “”having”” to destroy AUs and kill innocents. Basically shifting ALL THE BLAME for Error’s actions into Ink because… neglecting the balance or something. Because obviously Error doesn’t want this right? He must be forced into it!!1! /s 🙄

We’re making Error out to be the victim at Ink’s expense again folks! 🙃

It was especially frustrating because NOT EVEN A FEW PARAGRAPHS AGO we had gotten a whole description of just how upset the reader was when Error was destroying and the sheer suffering of the inhabitants. But then they turn around and just, defend him??? Because what, Ink was being a little bit cocky????

Tbh I’m tired of the “UwU sympathetic protag Error, meanie unsympathetic antagonist Ink” trope already. It’s no longer subversive to popular fandom convention, it’s virtually the norm now.

[sexynetra]

If I had a nickel for every time a drag race stan account on Twitter screenshotted one of my fics and posted it publicly, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[prettyflyshyguy]

I've finally launched a Patreon for the SCP Dossiers project! Each month we'll be releasing an informational dossier all about a specific SCP object - the intent is to create a realistic feeling document that's both transformative of the original article, and new custom made elements that will make you feel like a Foundation employee while reading each dossier! If you love the immersive feeling of the wiki and want to support a fun independent project, please consider supporting this endeavor!

We're kicking it off with a revamped version of the original document that started it all - SCP-096, and we're offering both a digital download tier and a physical mail tier (international shipping!)

We're really excited to make more of these, and as the project grows we want to have more community interaction - hosting a Secret Lab server, creating a private discord, letting people vote on which skip they want us to tackle next, etc!

[wardensantoineandevka]

listen to / watch Midst so we can have important discussions like "if you slept with Saskia and both of her bodies were there, is it a threesome"

[tarinetea]

one thing i find incredibly funny abt avisys is how fake we seem . i'm an ex-dm who did full voice acting so. as a body we can Instantly trade voices if speaking out loud

like no it took 3 years of weekly training to do that for d&d. it just comes in handy now to distinguish ourselves