#SCP Documented

[prettyflyshyguy]

Only a few days left of September and that means - only a few days left to sign up for this month's dossier - SCP-096!

patreon[dot]com/SCPDocumented

SCP Documented aims to create an informational dossier on a different SCP each month with a focus on realism and immersion in it's presentation. There's multiple price tiers including a digital download option and a physical mail tier with exclusive content!

This month I'll be sending out a mini print of 096 in each physical dossier

[speakercrab666]

"what are you" a cognitohazard. a co- do i really have to explain the SCP foundation to u rn. on tumblr dot com be so fr.

[local-idiotic-texan]

OKOKOKOKOKOKOK

To make up for the fact I SUCK!1!1!2!1!2!2!1! And never released Site-61's Maps or Personnel Roster...

...uhhmmm you guys can have an SCP I wrote.

:D !! HAPPY EARLY NEW YEAR'S!!

[wh3atley-personality-core]

Do you know the SCP Foundation? What’d you do if they found you

"If they're on earth, I'll let them take me! I hope they don't hate robots though! And what exactly do they do? That acronym doesn't really give me a good idea..."

[zhurnalproliv]

Sooooo-

I took my universe "Unmasked" seriously, and thought of the idea with the view of Edward (scp-049)

I will attach the reference lists at the end of the post about Magpies and Crows. (warning: there is artistic nudity in the drawings)

Also, you can share your thoughts in the comments, like or reblog, it will be interesting for me to read your comments and see your reaction, whether I post such posts or not

There are two sub-races in Edward's race: Magpies and Crows

Magpies

(Example: a man drawn from memory from the drawings of object 049)

CROWS

(Example: Edward Haselhurst, currently referred to as object 049)

Magpies are long-lived, but they do not have a very long life span like Crows, about 500-700 years.

Magpies in the Middle Ages were kept as pets with whom you can talk (if they had at least a little brain present). Peoples were not afraid of them, and they were seen as just cute little animals. They were semi-wild, and had smaller sizes, and the color was not completely black, but black with white stripes

Crows are long-lived++, if Magpies still have a life limit, about 500-700 years, then Crows can live from 6000 to 7000 years(The average value is taken).

Their peculiarity is also included in the fact that they can accumulate useful substances for the body in order to spend them correctly in the future if some critical situation happens where they will have to not eat for a long time. Edward abuses it, alas, because he literally won't eat because he works or something like that. Sometimes he does it just because he doesn't see the point. They can also "overeat", literally. After a few days of hunger strike, for about a week, they need to eat at least something so that their body does not begin to self-destruct. Edward carries useful herbs and dried fruits for this, so yes, sometimes he can be found at the table sucking on a dried tangerine slice or prunes.

Also, crows do not necessarily need sleep, they can stay awake for about three days, after which they will begin to feel tired. That is, yes, they will be awake for three days, and then they will feel tired if they do not sleep for at least 8 hours.

Crows were taken as pupils or children, because they were distinguished by a good mind, memory and obedience, but mostly they were bullied because they were "dangerous", but the most desperate were taken as pupils and children, as happened with Edward and Father Gabriel (I'll tell you about him later, just for reference I will say that he is a church minister)

The danger of "crows" manifested itself only when they were frightened or tried to attack.

Edward is anxious, and he is in this state almost always, because he has lived a fairly long life and remembers some moments well, especially when he is focused on something or thinking (and he does this often). When he is relaxed or in quiet company, his skin is not dangerous.

And a little bit about the "pestilence"

As I said a long time ago, the craze is about "bad people", that is, those who have a dirty soul. But here it's a little different, I decided to rewrite this moment, but I left the main idea the same.

Pestilence - is a state when Edward experiences uncontrollable fear next to some person, that is, in this way he killed his observer, because he began to raise his voice at him and accuse him, and people who "radiate an unpleasant aura" (yes, he feels the human aura well).

A small note, Edward forgot exactly what he called a pestilence, and because of the moment with Alagadda, where almost all people/creatures radiated a rather vile aura, he called it a disease. + because of the knowledge about necromancy that he received from there, he decided that he would "heal" people from the pestilence, that is, literally make their soul become pure. It is logical that after death the soul goes to another world, and Edward does not feel an unpleasant aura, because it literally does not exist.

In the most fucked-up situations, like shootouts, violation of conditions of detention by objects, he enters Berserk mode and kills everyone who radiates a "bad aura". If under normal conditions he can control himself and restrain himself, then in the "Berserker" mode, that is, unconscious mode, he can kill not only enemies, but also associates, so when something like this happens, and Edward may have such a breakdown, he is locked in a rather cozy chamber with noise insulation, and they leave him there until the foundation deals with the whole situation.

[memeticsdivision]

i’ve added some new parts to this, so i thought i’d send it here - basically a scientific document going over reality benders in excruciating detail and a lot of Words.

[fawnnbinary]

so off topic, but my little sibling is creating a project with a few classmates on youtube called Documented Imparity! if you like unfiction horror, please give it a look!!

[dzthenerd490]

Document of Interest: Reality Benders

The Foundation is no stranger to reality benders and their dangerous abilities to rewrite almost any aspect of our reality as the name implies. History, chemistry, nature, space, matter, technology, and the very laws of physics; they can control and change it all. However, some are limited in their power while others are limitless. Then there are some that can be controlled while others are unstoppable. It's not always easy to tell who what is but to make things easier the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition created a leveling system to help indicate the danger levels of certain reality benders. 

Level 0 - Extremely limited in abilities. Can normally only do one very basic thing that alters small aspects of reality and only ever that single thing throughout their life. Has no potential to grow beyond what they are capable of meaning whatever danger or assistance they present will never increase.

Level 1 - Limited in abilities. Regardless of control, can have either several weak abilities or one powerful reality altering ability. However, like a Level 0, they have a limit and once reached they can never go beyond. Greater danger or possibility of assistance than a Level 0 but can never go beyond that. 

Level 2 - Slightly flexible in abilities. normally have either multiple anomalous abilities or one anomalous ability capable of allowing control over multiple aspects or reality around them. Because of this, they can go beyond what was inherently thought possible. Should they desire to they can push their anomalous abilities to new limits allowing them access to more possibilities. However, like a muscle if they stretch too far, they will tear their bodies apart. In the case of a Level 2, the muscle is very small and fragile, meaning they still have limits and must be careful.

Level 3 - very flexible in abilities. Are in possession of an ability that is either extremely simple and/ or possibly complex in nature. Regardless they have the potential to grow, adapt, and evolve with this power either through age or training. In cases of the later it's easier to control while in regard to the former it will become dangerous if the reality bender cannot keep up with their own abilities. Is still to be regarded as a muscle but can grow and stretch much farther than a Level 2.

Level 4 - extreme evolution possible within abilities. Limitless control and comprehension of their powers for better or worse. For better is when they develop this control and comprehension through training. For worse when it is what they are born with or suddenly manifests at a random age. Either they start off all powerful or eventually become all powerful. There is still a muscle but in this case it either starts off big and continues to grow, or it can stretch nearly endlessly and keep growing afterwards. Possibly the most dangerous class of reality benders as they can either easily or eventually evolve into a level 5. 

Level 5 - Limitless in abilities. Reserved for God Class Anomalies as they are normally the only creatures known in existence to have such power. Can alter the fate of entire galaxies and even streams in the multiverse. Space, Time, Matter, Energy, Life, Knowledge, they can control all these aspects with nothing to stop them. It is possible for Level 5 instances to die or be hurt but such methods are nearly impossible to obtain let alone comprehend. By far the most dangerous anomalies in existence and should always be considered a threat regardless of circumstances. 

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Documents of Interest Hub

[m1d-45]

OHOHOHOHOH THAUMIEL READER…. it’s so funny to imagine the foundation suffering like “what do you MEAN that’s not a keter what the fuck we had everything set up and now they’re the EARTH?? fuck this”

there’s a ton of horror stuff that we could go with for this but also. i love the idea of teyvat being like “where creator?? where creator go???” and the answer being the creator is currently being used as a jail. they’ll be back in a bit just wait for them to do a little containment breach.

and then i also had the thought “if the universe bends in the reader’s favor…. what if that somewhat applies to other scps’ powers as well” which THEN led to the thought of “what if the foundation purposefully pits you with dangerous scps to see how well your powers can protect you and if they extend to people around you” because we love a bit of unethical experimentation in this house!

should i be paying attention to my innovation class? maybe. but this is more important - teddy anon

honestly the entire wing of the foundation is real tempted to retire

“do a little containment breach” as if it couldn’t end up a world-ending calamity event-

honestly i’d hate to be the guy that accidentally discovered that reader wasn’t a keter class. like their shackles suddenly gain extra links so they can reach for something they’d been planning on using as leverage (like a “if you cooperate you get this”) and the researcher just…. double checks their notes, the guidelines on the floor, their notes saying they shouldn’t be able to reach beyond the red line but the leverage a good foot beyond that- they just stand and leave, clipboard in hand, not looking forward to the hellish meeting that’ll have to follow

experiments follow, testing how far your powers reach, eventually bringing in one of the safer scps. i’m blanking on any example, but they slowly ramp up and up, testing just how far reality is willing to bend for you. scp 173 is brought in, but doenst move when you look towards fhe researcher behind the glass, counting your peripheral vision as “looking”.

they take you to scp 3008 but none of the workers bother you, you’re able to find the exit with ease, unharmed, blåhaj in hand.

you name him finley.

[hypodermicfroggy]

Man Tumblr did a terrible time selling The Magnus Archives to me, this shit is fire.

[prettyflyshyguy]

I've finally launched a Patreon for the SCP Dossiers project! Each month we'll be releasing an informational dossier all about a specific SCP object - the intent is to create a realistic feeling document that's both transformative of the original article, and new custom made elements that will make you feel like a Foundation employee while reading each dossier! If you love the immersive feeling of the wiki and want to support a fun independent project, please consider supporting this endeavor!

We're kicking it off with a revamped version of the original document that started it all - SCP-096, and we're offering both a digital download tier and a physical mail tier (international shipping!)

We're really excited to make more of these, and as the project grows we want to have more community interaction - hosting a Secret Lab server, creating a private discord, letting people vote on which skip they want us to tackle next, etc!

[disruptivevoib]

you have such good tastes in scps i adore these i love seeing new ones to look into! OH RIGHT final lil question i like listening to your rambles what about the scp doctors? the personnel and such do you have any personal favourites from there?

OH I.. do not pay TOO much attention to the actual personnel characters. I will not lie.

Which is super really very fake of me, and I do have some I enjoy or think are neat, but I've never delved heavily into any one specific storyline or canon area. (which I SHOULD. It just can be a lot, and I get distracted FAST.)

That being said... in cases of "not an SCP" things in the SCP universe ... I do like "Are We Cool Yet?" very fun little Group of Interest

hmm. Anon, I am so sorry to disappoint here. But that's all I've got for ya

EDIT: I really like Wilson's Wildlife Solutions too... forgot about em OOPS!

[muckmagister]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3477

this is so awesome thank you for sharing this with me i love it, i'm learning so much rn

[madame-mongoose]

follow up question after that anon: do you like SCP?

SCP is cool!! I'll be honest I don't follow it much but I have some limited knowledge and I really like the idea of a collaborative horror piece!! The only SCP thing I really follow tho is Confinement. I really love that show and am excited to see more

[devourmist]

// today i will be making a carrd for noah because he deserves it

[lemonmint-the-neko]

not allowed. just... no. /ref

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!