#we get it ur ripped

[d3ad-eye-andy]

my favorite genre of framing in this game is when all you can see of apollo are his glistening fucking abs

[ikiprian]

Tim Drake’s got a history with cloning. So does Vlad Masters.

Tim is past his “cloning-deceased-best-friends-in-the-basement” phase. Really, he is. But back when he wasn’t, he’d had all sorts of research compiled, on every type of cloning tech ever recorded.

One company, VladCo, had negotiated itself an amount of Cadmus’ exclusive resources to study the interactions between cloned tissue and recently-discovered ectoplasm. The quasi-sentient abilities of ectoplasm, in theory, might help fill a host body with a real soul.

The contract Tim had dug up is frankly insane. VladCo is in no way beholden to share the results of its study, nor does it need to return any of the equipment, and VladCo’s relationship with Cadmus is under a strictly worded gag order. Nobody in their right mind would’ve signed it. Cadmus did, and aside from a few million dollars, Vlad Masters got his machines gratis.

And now, a couple years after the contract was signed, fulfilled, and buried away, VladCo has done a grand total of nothing with it.

The guy’s rich. And a genius. There’s no way all that tech’s been left to collect dust in storage with how aggressively it was acquired. Masters was going to do something with it, and it was going to be revolutionary. (Tim had actually planned to steal into VladCo for notes, before the thing with the Brain, and Cassie finding out, and the intervention that followed… yeah. He’s over it.)

It’s suspicious as all get out. Eventually, though, the whole Masters deal took a back burner to a crisis (followed by a crisis… followed by a crisis).

But now with Kon and Bart back, and a few less things on his plate, Tim thinks the responsible thing to do is finally head a classic Team investigation to Master’s Manor, Wisconsin.

[tequiilasunriise]

bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship

[oleafia-art]

last year i was bored and decided to make some moxxie and millie fan kids ! they were just supposed to be silly haha fun characters but then i started writing a whole story and adding a bunch of side characters and it got out of hand… but i wont go into it rn bc it definitely needs to be reworked and more completed before i can talk about it haha

but i can tell yall a little about them below the cut if you wanna read it! i will def be drawing more of them soon i love them sm. i will also try to design older versions of the canon main characters too as well as posting about more ocs from the twin’s story

EDIT: i made this entire post before sinsmas but im posting it anyways. obviously there won’t be much of a point to these characters after millie has her kid (if she has it) LOL so not sure how much more ill draw them now but i still love them and wanted to post them anyway

maverick

- maverick aka mav, is the son of moxxie and millie and the twin brother of melody. he is sixteen years old. he lives in the pride ring with his family.

- mav presents himself as a troubled brooding teen, going through a phase where he feels disconnected from his family and is struggling to figure out where he belongs in society and what he wants from his life

- on the outside, mav is a snarky and overly confident teenage boy who likes fighting and playing the guitar. he hesitates to let people in and often defends his feelings with a sharp and often cruel sense of humor, although a lot of the time he doesn’t mean the words that he says

- despite his stereotyoical demeanor, maverick is actually incredibly sharp minded and curious, constantly questioning the world around him and why things are the way that they are. he overthinks things a lot and ends up feeling incredibly troubled. however, because of his cynical outlook on life he believes no one can help him, and doesn’t bother asking the people he loves for help

- maverick has always been skilled in weaponry and combat, something that’s in his genes but was only taught to him for a few years as a child, however his parents attempted to steer his attention away from this interest, as their overprotective nature took over, not wanting their son to feel like he has to become a killer too

- maverick feels as though there’s nothing that makes him special and often feels overlooked when compared to his extremely talented and more extroverted sister. he is pretty athletic but doesn’t have the same ferocity as his mother or sharpshooting techniques of his father. he was taught to play guitar and enjoys making music but definitely is no where near as passionate or talented as his sister

melody

- melody is the daughter of moxxie and millie and the twin sister of maverick. she is sixteen years old. she lives in the pride ring with her family.

- melody takes on a lot of traits from her father. she has a huge interest in musical theater, and wishes to become a famous actress and singer one day

- due to this aspect of her personality, she is rather extroverted and peppy, very talkative and slightly hyperactive like her mother. she has a desperate need for attention and validation, which can make her come across as a bit annoying or intense to those who aren’t used to her

- despite her parent’s jobs as assassins, melody tries to avoid violence at all costs. she finds it disturbing and has no interest in fighting or killing. however, she has violent instincts in her, and when people she loves are threatened she can become suprisingly outraged and violent despite hating her outbursts

- melody has a very feminine dress style and takes great care in her appearance. she thinks of her life as one grand performance and panics if she’s not seen at her idea of “perfect”. this wasn’t something that bothered her as a kid, but as she gets older she’s becoming increasingly aware of her position in society, as a female imp, and just how hard she’ll have to work to make herself “perfect” in order to find even an ounce of success

[lemongogo]

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[boxwinebaddie]

rip in honor of an anon who asked me to have ravenstan and jerseykyle write them something cute ( smh jk )

this never fails to be funny to me

[inkykeiji]

Q^Q I was going to send smut but all I can think about now is how touya-nii would sneak up on us, cover our eyes and say “guess who” and we really wouldn’t recognize him by his voice…

anon this is literally such a painful thought????? especially if he had been away for a while????? and he hates the way you hesitate, the way your voice trembles and strains with confusion, genuinely unsure for a moment—until you smell him, spice and ash and charred metal; until you feel him, an imposing aura you’d recognize anywhere, no matter what his voice sounds like.

it’s the longest you’ve ever taken to respond to this little habit of his—shouldn’t you have known it was him from that alone? has someone else been touching you lately?—and he’s rigid in your embrace as you turn to throw your arms around him and murmur into his neck how much you missed him, garnished with kisses.

[snifekinner]

that post doing the rounds about how there was nothing wrong with wired headphones and we shouldnt have moved to wireless is the biggest piece of revisionist propaganda ive ever heard. wired headphones are the devil.

[bsotted]

ok well. unfortunate news: sometimes ur niche is so niche u've already niched the niche. this is exactly the same as the feeling of hitting the end of ur ship tag in ao3 🥲

*edit: sorry i accidentally named like every character ever in the tags so ppl are Seeing this post who dont have the benefit of so much as a single crumb of context. if i accidentally namedropped ur blorbo its bc of this post:

anyway. i was excited for recs bc i also enjoy this genre of fictional character. unfortunately as above the niche is niched, it turns out. at least for me, content enjoyer georg, who has apparently already seen or read everything anyone else has already seen or read except for a small handful of specific media properties that i do not wish to see or read for various personal reasons and also not literally everything ever... just the same things as everyone else has already seen and read... u get the idea. ok thnks 👍🏻

[guinevereslancelot]

northern lights over my house and barn btw ✨️

[skunkes]

how did u feel about the 2nd Terrifier movie? i saw it on a first date so it wasn’t the best experience… but revisiting it I can enjoy it more. good sfx

So the first one is 1h30m i believe, and I know when I watched it and saw I was 40 minutes in i was like wow its been that long and it feels like not much has happened huh. But then it did what it did and it ended.

For the second one I was like oh its been 40 minutes. Hopefully it starts kicking off like the first one. And then after what felt like an hour only 10 more minutes had passed LOL and the entire rest of the movie felt dis way

I like that this one had more of a semblance of a plot... The clown cafe song is stuck in my head... Sfx is good but hm im not sure how to describe this....im not one of those "omg this is just a legal snuff film u guys are evil for watching this" people nor am i a "ermm if u cant handle this ur a prude and a little baby actually" person but more somewhere in between or outside. I love movie gore, when i was younger I watched Saw SOLELY for the traps, i didnt even know the plot until more recently LMAO

but obviously That One Scene...idk! I dont think it was too much in the "prude" way nor was i clapping and cheering but it did evoke a "ok come on wrap it up" feeling from me...like these faces combined...does dis make sense. Not walking-out-of-the-theater disgust and revulsion OR enjoyment/glee but just mostly straight faced this ⬇️

The first movie has a naked woman being split in half from coochie down so its definitely not the gore itself here that evoked this emotion ykwim

[fisheito]

i wonder if yakumos grandparents gave him so much soup bc it's something that can safely be swallowed whole by a small child who doesn't have the full chewing instinct...... don't have to break out the crowbar to wrench the entire chicken out of your babys mouth when you have liquefied the chicken

Gasp... brilliant... not only is soup an expedited form of warm... it is also (generally) choke free

[dulcebot]

im not even here at all but i might be taking a hiatus

[c-kiddo]

thing is , taliesin jaffes cr characters all so cunt because they would all definitely spit up blood but all for their own unique different reasons and vibes. but babygirl ur mouth is full of blood

[transsexula]

I really, genuinely hate the argument that Elphaba was just as selfish to ask Glenda to come with her, as Glenda is asking her not to start a revolution.

Like- the argument is that Glenda has shit to lose, right? That being a revolutionary takes away shit like shelter and food and water-

But. Even if she didn't go with Elphaba when asked. She didn't have to help the wizard. You can make an argument that she was in the perfect position to be groomed into it- but herein lies the issue.

She knows what is happening. She doesn't do a single damn thing to help. She tells elphaba to drop it, to be happy that the establishment chose her. Then refuses to go with. Its heartbreaking BECAUSE she has chosen a life of comfort, and privledge, over helping the animals (a very explicit metaphor for oppressed people) and her best friend, who is now being treated as a villain.

She spreads propaganda. She doesn't do shit from the inside. She actively fuels the fire for her best friends persecution and then cries because she feels bad about it. (While making very very minor chances at humanitizing her to the people WAY too late)

She IS the rich white woman who chose the system over everyone else. Because she was too scared to do anything.

This isn't to say she's an outright villain, because that's not my point at all- I just think we can acknowledge Glenda's privledge in the situation. (Also keeping in mind that she's being coerced by older/more powerful people she looks up to. I'm not ignoring how pivotal that is to the plot, it's just a lot to cover in one post and my focus is on this specific aspect of a take I've seen repeatedly in multiple forms)

[pup-pee]

JAYYY WHATS UR FAV TEA

HIII!!! I LIKE GREEN TEA CAUSE IM BASIC!!!!!

hot green tea,,,,,i would drink it 4 every meal if i goddamn could

get me a teapot RN

i can also tell u my least favorite!!! ITS THIS "mint girl scouts" TEA I BOUGHT FROM SOME RANDOM STORE FROM SOME RANDOM TOWN 4 WHEN I WENT CAMPING

do not buy off brand girl scout mint tea or any tea of any kind u will regret it