#we are what we are 2010

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

horror + 🩸🩸🩸

a tale of two sisters (2003) / we are what we are (2010) / the look-see (2017 - ) / byzantium (2012) / ready or not (2019) / ash vs evil dead (2015 - 2018) / little monsters (2019) / carrie (1973) / chucky (2021 - ) / raw (2016)

[cryptocism]

the sillies

dialogue from here if you want a blast from the year 2010

[dailyflicks]

What We Do in the Shadows 2014 | dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

[atomic-chronoscaph]

TGIF

[classichorrorblog]

What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Doug Jones

[myfandomrealitea]

Wattpad's TOS are actually criminally hypocritical and ridiculous the more you read them. The website is literally just:

"Give us all your content for free to do with as we please and let us expose you to 493737573 website cookies and advertisements but also if you change the color of our logo we'll sue and if someone gets inaccurate medical advice from your fanfiction and sues we're also going to sue you for exposing us to risk."

Wattpad can mine your content but you can't mine Wattpad.

Wattpad can sue you for absolutely anything they perceive as "damaging" or "breach of terms" but the moment you make an account you release them of any and all claims, damages and responsibility.

If Anne Rice 2.0 does happen, Wattpad has so kindly declared that they reserve the right to be the sole defense, so they can throw you under the bus and then charge you for any and all fees incurred including legal and "related" costs. Oh, and you have to co-operate because, guess what? You agreed to!

In the instance you do wind up in a legal battle for your own content you're shit out of luck because Wattpad will have no part in it other than making sure its absolved of any responsibility and costs, and you're restricted to attending Court only in the Province of Ontario.

Like. How anyone still uses Wattpad is beyond me. Completely. It so obviously nothing more than a for-profit content theft facilitator. I feel like we've just moved so far beyond the need for Wattpad. Its so outdated even if you don't look at the TOS.

[apfelkvchen]

fuck it. hal 9000 pipo pipo fancam :3

[tedloganshairclips]

digitalized a drawing i did in my spanish class bc i can't stop thinking about this movie

original drawing ⇩

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 Italian Grand Prix - Vettonso

[bittwitchy]

Sebastian Stan. in a bathtub, which is all I actually got out of this movie.

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[dailyflicks]

What We Do in the Shadows | 2014 dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

[vintagewildlife]

Oil propaganda from a 1989 issue of the AMNH's Natural History Magazine. Crazy how little things have changed in 25 years.

[gameboybutton]

how would HAL 9000 react to realising he has a crush on you? (HAL 9000 x reader)

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Oh, he's confused. So confused.

Now don't get him wrong, he isn't an idiot, not one at all! He knows what love is, he's researched it in his own time since he found the idea as such interesting. But feeling it? That's very different! A little too different for his liking.

At first, he tries to relate the warm fuzzy feeling he gets when you talk to him as just a reaction from getting friendly with you; you know, how he was made to imitate humans to make it easier for them to speak to him - so this must be something in his code! No reason it isn't, right?

But then he starts to realize this fuzzy thing is not part of his program at all. He starts to compare the buzzy emotion with inputs from Google when people searched up "What does love feel like?". He saw they complement each other in a disturbingly parallel way. He feels "butterflies in his stomach" when you stay up to speak to him, he feels a "nervous, anxious feeling at his core" when you get close to his lenses. It all lines up with the symptoms of what having a crush is.

Which was weird for him, since he isn't supposed to feel these emotions. He gets all confused at the prospect that he, a 9000 AI programmed to follow its code strictly to the tea, has a crush on you.

He normally tries to brush it off, or hide it, but you can sense the hesitance in his voice when you speak to him. It’s endearing, in a way.

"Hey, Hal.." You start, and his wires feel like they're overheating. "Yes, Doctor?" He would reply back, hoping this conversation trails off into something more logical he can grip onto. He doesn’t like how it feels. Okay, no, he likes it, but it’s illogical! It’s not something he’s programmed to do, it’s not something he’s used to.. So why does he like the feeling so much?

"How come when you talk to me, your voice like.. It sounds wavy? Like, does your voice box malfunction when you speak to me?" You ask, half serious, half joking. Your small smile while asking breaks him.

Bless his heart, you're too much for him…