#we all know what this is about lmao

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[composeregg]

edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here

And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:

No, this was not an ISAT reference!

Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT

(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)

If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that

[apostaterevolutionary]

Okay can I be a bitter Anders fan for like. Just 2 minutes here lmao

Cause bioware released some game stats for veilguard and apparently 72% of players redeemed Solas which is like. Okay yeah the game kinda pushes you towards that. But when I think of all the shit I used to have to put up with just for enjoying Anders like at all and…

(This is not me being anti-Solas, I do not care if you love or hate him, but I am gonna say what he’s done is like. Objectively worse than literally every other companion so lmao. And that’s fine! You can still enjoy him! I’m not saying you can’t and it’s important to me that people understand that! I’m just saying he did in fact do objectively morally worse things in game than Anders did and I don’t think that’s really debatable. And I can’t really make my point here without saying that but I do want to make it clear this is not some moral condemnation of Solas enjoyers cause it’s not)

Getting anon hate on the regular, being told “oh you’re allowed to like Anders as long as you regularly talk about how much he sucks”, people gleefully describing how much fun they have killing him ON your posts about the fact that you like him, the devs making jokes about shitty fates for him when fans asked innocent questions about him, the absolute audacity of his writer to say half the shit she did in interviews (about bisexuality and mental illness, most critically), and then being beaten over the head again in inquisition about how Anders is the worst character to ever exist and there’s no redemption for terrorists who lie to you one time in the entire game and he deserves death or worse and that’s it

And now… 72% of people are down to redeem the guy who lies to you for 2 games straight and who did a lot of questionable things that includes creating the fucking blight and. Like. I guess I’m glad that Solas fans can live in a world where they aren’t constantly harassed and can give their ship like. A pretty damn good ending all things considered. And that the devs love Solas and actually give the option for that happy ending and have characters go to bat for Solas throughout the game and the most annoying thing they have to see are people making scrambled egg memes. I would not wish anyone to have to deal with the shit Anders fans had to put up with back then cause it sucked. It really sucked. And I’m glad it’s not being repeated with a different character, if nothing else

But like. Man there really is a difference when the writers actually like the character who does the thing, huh

[lucabyte]

leering

[mobius-m-mobius]

#always the optimist 🥰

Loki S2 Anniversary x Episode 3 - “1893”

[chitinleg]

got him off-balance!

[vaguely-concerned]

fun detail I only put into context after seeing the post-fade jail romance scenes with all the companions: lucanis is the only one where rook is surprised when they realize he's there as he starts talking, because they didn't hear him come in haha. (Bellara and Neve knock before entering, like relatively normal people fhsda. Harding's scene starts in medias res but from the staging my vibe is that she and Rook entered the room together. Taash walks into the room ahead of Rook. Davrin comes in through a door left open for him -- Rook is standing with their back turned but they clearly expected him, they just smile a bit and don't seem surprised. Emmrich of course takes you to the Grand Necropolis for the top goth hookup since Mary Shelly fucked on her parents' graves, the man quite simply never misses.)

lucanis has also closed the door behind him without rook noticing. old assassin habits die hard I suppose lol. he totally still accidentally jumpscares the others without meaning to all the time because he moves around quietly when he doesn't think about it, I know this in my heart. I wonder if he was just... looking at them for a while before he spoke up.

[sunlit-mess]

I can only take so much, but lately, they have replaced my reflection. And realize I'm just as bad as them.

[14dayswithyou]

tell ren to turn his location on👉👈

I saw one of the posts of how ren does get jealous of pets being loved over him and alll that so now I have the thought of the one meme of ‘ah yes, me, my partner and their [enter normal pet size] foot [pet]’

I don’t have anything else, it did pop into my head though and I thought I’d share with the class.

⌞♥⌝ ItsNotVivy on Twitter actually made that exact meme with Ren a looong time ago!!

[dilfmobius]

"Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense so we try to make some sense of it. And I'm just lucky the chaos I emerged into gave me all of this. My own glorious purpose." LOKI 1x02 - The Variant

[faeriekit]

Arranged Marriage AU

"Hi!" Dick greets his new prospective— wife. His smile is more plaster than it is teeth, but he's not all that concerned about it; the situation is bad enough already without worrying about his performance. "I'm Dan Danger, nice to meet you. I'm professionally a stuntman, so this is a bit out of left field for me." He laughs. He offers his hand.

The woman takes it. She's— tall. Red haired. Pale-cheeked. A little sallow in the face, in a way that indicates that something might be wrong with her; when her fingers brush against his, not quite tight enough to grip, her fingers are ice cold.

"No, it isn't." Her voice is firm, but quiet.

Dick doesn't drop his smile.

"I know what you're here for." The woman's teal eyes roam around the room, dozens of other couples meeting each other mere hours before the ritual is set to start. Within hours, they'll be bound to each other in ways that the JL Dark team is still trying to unravel. "You will get it, but there's a cost to everything. Our meeting here was preordained by fate; despite your precautions, there will be a child."

The easiest thing to do is to play it off as confused. His smile doesn't drop, but his face softens with confusion, his eyebrows drawing together. "I'm sorry?"

The woman is young. She is dressed in the same manner of the other acolytes, white slip dresses that go down from the shoulder to the ankle, but there is something...

The other couples are nervous. Dan Danger is nervous, ostensibly. They're fidgeting. They're avoiding eye contact. They're afraid where this road might take them.

This woman, for whatever reason, isn't.

Her eyes are an electric teal. Dick averts his eyes until he no longer fears drowning in them. There is no natural color that makes such a striking shade— not neon, not setting copper salt in the fire to combust, not cranking up the highest setting on Babs's LCD screens. Nothing.

She looks at him, resigned, but without fear. "You were brought here for a reason, Dick Grayson. You and I are going to be laid down upon the altar with a dozen others, but you and I are going to bear the heir to the infinite realms. This was foreseen long before you agreed to join us."

...Dick's lips twist. This prophecy stuff was never quite his gig. "And if I say no?"

The woman blinks. She smiles. It's...wry. Her fingers untangle from his, and it takes a moment to remember what warmth feels like between his fingers. "Have you ever turned your back on your duty before?"

The League is relying on his participation to get any sort of information out of this group and into the League's hands. The sooner they have the magical feedback his body is (somehow) sending back to base via a couple of hastily-applied tattoos, the sooner they can dissolve the bonds slowly rotting between identified couples, choking out the lifeforce of young parents for months before they die.

Dick's agreement had been his choice.

...Continuing on, despite reservations, for the sake of others, was his choice too.

The woman's hands fall gently towards her lap, perfectly at ease. "You may refer to me as Queen Reagent— but honestly, if we are about to...get to know each other so well, you may as well call me Jazz. All the most important people in my life do."

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

tbh I don’t think therapy would have fixed Jayce and Viktor lmao. maybe would have softened their self-destructive tendencies but there’s no fixing that co-dependent relationship. Heimerdinger Mel and Sky are told “yeah, I can help treat their individual depressions but nothing is gonna reduce their co-dependency. I’m pretty sure separating them makes it a lot worse for not only them but much worse for everyone else. for everyone’s safety I suggest they’re not allowed to be more than a buildings length away from each other and even that is pushing it.” That therapist then quits on the spot cause now they’ve literally seen everything.

It’s like that scene in Brooklyn nine nine where all the physiatrists are observing and talking with Gina but instead it’s a whole crew of therapists and neurologists and physiologists trying to find out how these two men literally mind-melded together. They go to couples therapy but it’s literally just individual therapy held together because why tf not it’s the only way to get them to go.

[gunsatthaphan]

🫡🫡🫡

[juney-blues]

meat roxy is so funny because that whole thing is indicative of how homestuck is such a deeply transfem story that if you try picking a random character out of a hat to make transmasculine it's basically a coin flip as to whether you're overwriting a transfem narrative of some kind (and it's extra funny because the writers just so happened to roll Snake Eyes, Two Ones, critical failure, and did it to the character with perhaps the most blatant transfem coding of all time that just so happens to beautifully enhance her entire arc)

[themisterhip]

Happy genos (/:''>)/

[mobius-m-mobius]

You wanna hear a good story? Listen to this one.

Mobius + comfort