#water contracts

[cherryblossomshadow]

t#he could have completely different politics in private but he does enough good publicly that whatever #yes i know he's not the most leftist person ever #but who cares #he's advocating for prison reform and universal healthcare #good enough for me #monkeypox episode was eh but not every episode is gonna be a winner #plus that's just my opinion (tags courtesy of @volixia669)

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A lot of people in the notes have been talking about how great he is for liberals and moderates to introduce them to more “radical ideas” and that’s true !!! He is great !!!! And it’s wonderful !!!! But also like, even for already radicalized people he is often exploring and exposing things that aren’t talked about and I’m still learning a lot from the videos he posts because a lot of genuine hard work and research goes into it. I often learn more from last week tonight than I do from a lot of other blatantly leftist sources. the moral of the story here is that appearances and tone should be separated from politics and morality ok thank u (comment courtesy of OP)

John Oliver is so crazy cus you see him and he's british and he's wearing a suit in front of a fake new york city skyline and you're like yeah another white Democrat making jokes at late night but then he starts buying and cancelling millions of medical debt and saying defund the police years before it was widely-held conversation and drawing rats fucking each other and before you know it this owl in human skin has made you a radical leftist

[katealpha]

Art by Art by @Dizy Wata ToonS

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Halloween 2024

After the pervious stream, Nina went completely radio silent outside of social media. Other than posts about her condition and other topics, her only major announcement was that she would be staying home for the 31st, saying that the serpents in contact with her believed that leaving the house at the current point in gestation would put her in serious danger.

The newest stream began at 6 pm. The camera activated, pointing into the penthouse’s kitchen before Nina slowly waddled around the camera and into frame, wearing a rather seductive hollow dress. One that was commonly depicted in memes as of late. She was noticeably bigger than the week previous, but not drastically. Immediately it could be seen that she was in a dower mood, pouting and looking rather distracted.

“Ugh…hey everyone…thought I’d dress up for Halloween…yaaaay…” Nina moaned as she waved her hands weakly. “Sorry I’m not smiling, but I feel so fucking bloated right now, I can’t even be bothered. I was gonna eat candy on stream, but I….ate all of it throughout the day. I think all that chocolate did something inside, because I haven’t had a single craving since…I wanna say three hours. My guts have just felt like complete crap…one sec.”

A rumble audibly passed through her body and she forced out a deep, loud belch.

“BOOOOOOUUURP!!!”

Nina waved her hand in front of her face. “Blegh, too many butterfingers. But uh, I hope you all like the dress. It was the only thing I really had laying around that my belly would fit inside comfortably. Not even my lobster onesie. Honestly, I just can’t wait for these things to get out of me.” She sighed and began to stroke her hand over her belly. “It was a little fun, and I’m not gonna let the money I get from this go to waste, but I have never felt so internally…off…than I do right now. Like, I’m growing aliens in my body, and it feels like yesterday I was skinny. It’s all gone so fast for me, and I want my body back to myself. If any of yall out there watching wanna go and do it, honestly, it’s not the worst thing you can do to get money quick, but don’t do what I did and stay home. Stay on the damn ship so you aren’t spending over 5,000 on food. I’m not kidding, all 5,000 of that went right in here to my b-“

As she was rambling and complaining about her condition, a sudden but ominous rumble visibly quivered around her belly. It made her stop and look down, a pained wince crossing her features.

“H-hold on. That didn’t feel right…they’re staring to really squirm in there…”

Nina’s lip scrunched up as she began to poke and prod her belly. But then, her stomach did more than just quiver. It quaked under her dress, another deep rumble bubbling up. Nina gasped loudly and she staggered where she stood.

“Oooohh!! Oh…oh my god…that hurt so bad…was that a…aaagghhhhhh!!!!”

With another quake from inside, Nina grabbed her belly with her hands and tried to move forward from the counter, only to lose her balance and slam down on her side into the camera’s tripod, knocking it over. The camera fell to the floor where all sight of Nina was lost. Only capturing the hardwood floor of the kitchen, the actress was panting and trying her best to speak through the intense contractions she was feeling.

“Aaaaaagghhhhh!! If you can still hear me….it hurts!!! Nina hissed and moaned. “My water just broke…oh my god…I can’t get my phone, and I can’t get up! Someone!! Someone help!!” Nina cried out, her voice strained and panicking. Internal rumbles were heard, alongside Nina’s moans of pain, which were turning into frightened sobs. “Why did I do this to myself…I don’t wanna die like this!! They’re moving so much! I think I’m gonna- oh my god I think I’m gonna…explode!! Somebody please help me!!”

After that last pleasing die help, the sound of a door breaking open was heard. Several feet and pairs of legs were seen crossing the view of the camera, followed by swaying thin black tails with pincers on the end. They spoke in identical, modulated voices.

“Brood Volunteer located! Inducing stasis!” One of the alien creatures called out.

After a brief moment, Nina’s panting went silent. Another alien spoke with a slightly deeper pitch.

“The human should consider herself lucky we were already on our way to bring her to the Annihilator for larval removal. She could have died just now.”

The other serpent spoke up.

“She should be alright now until we bring her to sick bay. Prepping her for extraction now!”

The camera was then picked up by a third serpent who looked directly into the camera. The alien had skin as black as charcoal, with a mouth full of silver teeth, slit nostrils, and a reflective membrane dome where the eyes should be. It grinned softly.

“The human was logging herself on this device. It is still recording. It appears to be broadcasting live.”

In view over the serpent’s shoulder was the other two carrying the massively pregnant across by her wrists and ankles towards the back porch where a bright light was shining through. One of them nodded its head towards its other comrade.

“Deactivate it. She will not be returning for hours.”

After that, the serpent turned the camera around towards the now fluid covered kitchen floor, ending the stream.

Shortly after, eyewitnesses reported seeing a small alien transport fly from the LA skyline towards the massive saucer ship hovering just above the cloud layer.

[mpregfanatic197]

Guts' waters broke, and is in shock

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All credit goes to her, but the idea came from me.

Guts belongs to Kentaro Muira

[notbecauseofvictories]

Can you please drop the name of the KJ Parker book involving contracts? A (brief) browse of his works didn’t make it obvious but my silly paralegal heart is intrigued…

So the KJ Parker novellas I'm talking about are primarily Prosper's Demon, Inside Man, and Pulling the Wings off Angels. However, while I did enjoy the others, Pulling the Wings off Angels is my favorite---it should shock no one that I love infernal/heavenly deals, moral arithmetic, and trying to out-lawyer god.

(The other series I'm looking into is published by Parker's alter ego, but still sounds up my alley.)

However, maybe you're asking for the other series that ties legalese to magic---in which case, I would look into the Craft Sequence from Max Gladstone. Admittedly, I haven't read all of it, but Three Parts Dead/Four Roads Cross is one of my favorite duologies, and I could have read about Tara Abernathy, her first job out of law school, and all the headaches (and power, and conniving, and history, truth, fellow feeling) she encounters there, for much more than two books.

[alienandstrange]

haven’t drawn the diamond himself before so i tried my hand at it. hi syd!!!! (and rog)

[novankenn]

Jaune 1/2

Jaune Arc for the last ten years has suffered what he considers the worst of curses ever. Even with his mother's assistance he has failed to find a "cure" so he seeks and audience with Headmaster Ozpin. It is rumoured that the eccentric man, knows more than any man should, about strange occurrences. He is Jaune's last hope...

But there are complications... the young woman he he has a betrothal contract with is also at Beacon... Pyrrha Nikos.

Neither of the young adults agree with the contract... but when Jaune's secrets if revealed... things end up even more complicated.

(Image created using Perchance AI text-to-image / Image sourced from Google)

Can the pair co-exist? Can they face their shared challenge while also navigating emotions and their personal issues?

==\ Episode List /== Volume 1 - (1) - (2) - (3) - (4) - (5) - - (6) - (7) - (8) - (9) - (10) - - (11) - (12) - (13) - (14) - (15) -

Volume 2 - (1) - (2) - (3) - (4) - (5) - - (6) - (7) - (8) - (9) - (10) -

[geneticdriftwood]

shoutout to the only panel in the cheshire contract where roy actually looks believably 22ish. you will always have a special place in my heart <3

[princess-of-thebes-1995]

Contract Signed Chapter 1

"come in."

Lyle walked in with a tired sigh causing the older superior to look up from his paper work.

"what is it?"

"Sir, your girlfriend almost got attacked by another man again and it is the fourth time today. I can't keep up."

The Colonel stood up from his chair. "Do you have the names of the men that attacked her?"

"yes."

"Bring the paper to me."

"Yes, sir. Can you assign more to watch her. I am only one man."

Miles shook his head. "No. I will do something myself."

There was a rumor that the Colonel liked you. Because of that, you avoided that scary man. Too bad you couldn't avoid other men. You almost got raped everyday.

That Lyle would protect you and your friend Warren.

But it was no enough. It was odd when the Colonel requested you to his office.

Nervously, you knocked his door.

"Who the fuck is it!?"

You flinched when the door opened and the elderly man changed from annoyance to surprise then he grinned.

"Come in, Darling."

You gulped and did what you were told. You looked at him expectantly and he gestured you to sit.

When you did, you drew in a breath.

The man studied you then spoke. "Lyle told me you are not safe."

You nodded. You explained what happened earlier.

"fourth time today. A new record " Quaritch rubbed his temples and sighed.

You lowered your eyes.

"Look at me."

You did. He leaned on his desk with a deadly smirk.

"I can protect you from those punks."

"How?" You squeaked. That was oddly cute. Quaritch felt his cock twitch.

"if you stay with me you will never be harassed."

"stay where?"

Quaritch rolled his eyes if your naivety. "In my room, of course."

You gasped. " I can't!"

Quaritch eye twitched. He stood up and walked to you. "I can use my rank to give you and your science friends benefits if you accept my offer. There are rumors of me fucking you anyway. Just give in." He reached out for your cheek.

You tried to leave but Quaritch firmly placed his hands on your girlish shoulders.

"Listen, brat. I can make your life hell. I'm being nice." He hissed.

You looked at him with doe fearful eyes.

He could t take it anymore. How cute. He kissed you hard and grabbed your face. You tried to escape but it was futile.

Then the two of you broke breathing for air with saliva string still connected.

"I wanted to give you this later in a romantic time in the forest you love so much..."

It was a ring. Sapphire with Garnet around. And a Gold band. Your eyes furrowed in confusion and you looked at him. He slipped it in your piano finger.

"I know you don't want to be a sex doll and surprisingly neither do I."

You gasped in realization. Quaritch guffawed

"Welcome to the future, Princess."

[bananonbinary]

unrelated i am SO bothered by the sawhorse swimming, because he doesnt have any joints and is just wiggling his legs back and forth in the water. and i dont know a lot about the physics of swimming but im like 90% sure that if you moved completely straight stiff limbs back and forth underwater you wouldnt actually move.

[pricelessreviews]

[fisheito]

here i am again

[crossbackpoke-check]

Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee

dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.

jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3

[rottmnt-residuum]

I'm sorry to ask since this may be an important plot element that you might not want to immediately disclose, but will the aforementioned nonconsensual medical procedures/body modifications/alterations in the comic be irreversible?

Irreversible nonconsensual medical procedures/body modification/alteration is a pretty big trigger of mine and this could potentially make or break my ability to read the comic.

If this is a prominent plot element in the comic, would you mind adding this to the tags or clarifying the nature of the medical procedures/body modifications/alterations please? I've really enjoyed your work thus far and I'd like to continue to do so while also being mindful of my own limitations.

Trigger warnings > Plot secrecy

Yes, a lot of what happens in the comic will be irreversible. While all of differing severity, the least severe is the removal and synthetic replacement of bones from a limb. It just kind of gets worse from there, but the worst ones usually have the subject that they've been performed on, uh, die. On accident. That one is consensual, though. Technically.

[that-one-paintbrush]

lightbulb! Come see come see! They're gonna unfuse!

M!A- mindscape (10/10) (complete)

Wait whuh-

........

Ohh, they're back to normal!

Whoo. That's a relie-

Lightbulb-

AH-!!!

Ah, please stay quiet..! I'd just like to ask a question if you don't mind...

Uhh, yeah, I don't mind. Wassup?

Alright.. so, you know Paintbrush cares deeply about you and their other friends. Very, very deeply. As in... they'd kill or be killed if for your safety.

Wow, really-? I mean, like, I knew we're buds and whatnot, but I didn't know they cared that much!

Yes, they're extremely loyal towards those they care about...

Anyways, I wanted to ask.. how you feel about them?

Dang, straight to it, huh? Hmm, well, ya'know, I really like em! There's a bunch of things we agree on and things we both relate to, but we also have a bunch of differences too.

And that's, like, not necessarily a bad thing! We have a lotta different views on stuff, and that lets us both be perceptive on a bunch of things. I love learning new stuff from them! I love getting lost in our conversations together!

I love hearing em talk overall!! I love their confidence and how they, like, carry themself and stuff! They're really funny and creative, and life without them is really boring.

I mean, overall, they're amazing and I'm really glad we're friends, ya'know?

I see... thank you. Now, it's quite late, you should probably go. Apologies for keeping you here for a bit.

Hey, no prob. I love to yap! I'll seeya later, Torch.

Farewell.

...

Brush, can we talk-

FUCK!!

*Sleepwalker Backgroundy leaves the room.*

[frogaroundandfindout]

Kory finds out Mirage did nude photo shoots for Centerfold while disguised as her

[ctrl-lupin]

Jigen NO