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skeletoninthemelonland · 8 months ago

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"Got you! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

#the only reason why i think fnaf ar wasnt a complete waste of time: springtrap voicelines #idc if those are from the mimic or whatever this is how'd sound ok. ok #and GOD. those are just so freaking good #'And now... you're mine' the growl at the end. sir !!!!#no cuz i used to think he was boring when i was 9 #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #starbsart

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cryptidotter · 2 months ago

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Ianthe said "I saw you and your gf from across the bar and the vibes were truly cursed, please do hit me up for a throuple someday"

#the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #whatever the fuck their throuple ship name is #god's favorite daughters?#this is chapter 7 #she wasted no time #she said I will be a primary antagonist #just you wait #unlike aaron burr she is actually lying in wait #gideon the ninth

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hermit-frog · 8 months ago

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#interview with the vampire #loumand #iwtv #vampterview #louis de pointe du lac #armand #iwtvedit #tvedit #assad zaman #jacob anderson #cw smoking #flashing gif #iwtv spoilers #*gif #truly disgusting 😭 okay but why am i sad?#god dubai lighting pissed me off so much. why is it so inconsistent and weird? anyway i gave up. i no longer care #was supposed to post two gifsets but wasted too much time on dubai lighting 😡#vampchives

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sky-is-the-limit · 1 year ago

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I NEED someone to write a smut of Price being your neighbour who unfortunately gets to hear you and your boyfriend fucking unsuccessfully (bf doesn't even bother with making you finish, you fake it and do it extra loud on purpose cause you know this fine older military man next door can hear you and you focus more on making sure Price hears your moans than the younger boring man on top of you)

And so another boring night of unpleasant sex with your soon to be ex, he leaves early and Price has had enough. Like he always catches you linger a little more when he returns from base and he's wearing his military uniform, a few stares here and there, friendly greetings while your eyes are practically undressing each other in the hallway, you asking him if he can help when something breaks in your apartment, even the smallest thing just so you can have him over and he fucking knows it (things you can fix yourself but nooo, let me ask Mr. Price)

And like before he's about to knock on your door, the power goes off and in panic you open the door (Mr. Price should know how to fix this, right?) only wearing a shirt just covering your ass and you just stare at each other for a few seconds before you ask what he's doing outside your door.

"I came to do what your sorry excuse of a boyfriend can't"

#i wouldn't even waste time with getting inside the house I'd just drop down on my knees #SMUT GODS SOMEONE PLS WRITE THIS #john price smut #captain price smut #captain john price #john price #captain price #price #cod #cod smut #cod x reader #ghost #ghost smut #simon riley smut #könig smut

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nyxofdemons · 1 year ago

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THE WAY THAT THEY INVENTED ROMANCE WITH THIS SONG???? HELLO?????

#'i don't know why you waste your time on me' 'baby; all i got is time!' OH MY *GOD*#WHY IS THAT THE MOST ROMANTIC THING THATS EVER HAPPENED #im screaming and crying knowing no one else will ever have what they do #like i am so serious ive never REALLY cried at this show before but this song got me so bad #theyre so fucking cute. im going to lay on the floor and be overwhelmed by yearning #mine #fave #<- yes im tagging my own posts w this #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #fizzarolli #asmodeus #fizzmodeus #helluva boss fizzarolli #fizzarolli helluva boss #asmodeus helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus #e: mammon's magnificent musical mid-season special

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doverstar · 2 months ago

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can't express accurately how happy it makes me that c.s. lewis did not leave room for many interpretations in narnia. it's christian and you can't get around it. susan chose to care more about worldly things than what matters and he said what he said. the lion is Jesus. evil is evil and good is good and people have to choose. and that makes some readers angry because it's nearly impossible to ignore and they want to ignore it. they want it to be something else and they can't make it something else without making it not narnia. love that. that is doing it right

#that's. how. it. should. be #if there's room for interpretation in your writing as a christian you are doing it wrong #if people read your work and get to pick and choose what it means and you left it OPEN to interpretation-#-and they can divorce your fantasy world from the truth? you are doing it wrong #looking at you john ronald reuel #readers you're upset because susan cares more about “nylons and lipstick” than Aslan? 1. that's not really what lewis said #2. you should be upset because she made the wrong decision #and if you're upset because you can't get around the christianity in narnia let me share something with you - that's the point #it's a christian series #it's telling you christian things. this is not lord of the rings. this is not Cool Fantasy World open to interpretation #you can't worship the fantasy world and ignore the christian truths #you can't separate the two. that's what it should be #that's what all christian writing should be #if you write something amazing and centuries later people host parades for your fictional world and there's no God in it? no truth?#wrong. you did it wrong. they should not be able to separate the two - unless the point of your writing was to write a cool story #congratulations you wrote a cool story. but did it point people to the truth? unavoidably? no? then what a waste of freaking time #what a waste of a beautiful God-given talent #okay I got off on a tangent #my point is: be upset because Narnia is Christian and you can't get around that with ease #I am so. glad. you can't get around that with ease #this is why Lewis is my favorite author in the root of me #he did it right. this is what we as christian authors should aspire to #not LOTR. Narnia. NARNIA.#christianity #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #thoughts in the tags #doverstar's thoughts #writing #authors

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isuggestwishcraft · 2 months ago

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is this anything.

#greching origins #isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isat isafrin #isafrin #my horse prince #google it. i dare you.#i wasted exactly 1 hour 1 minute on this #i also have a hatted version but i like this one more. if the word 'like' can even be applied here #i am so rusty in digital drawings good god #this image was beamed into my mind while i contemplated life washing the dishes btw. truly a vile demon

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aliciavance4228 · 4 months ago

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Apparently Zeus Isn't the Biggest Whore...

I made a Top 3 Malewhores from Greek Mythology out of curiosity, and apparently Zeus isn't the first one.

3rd Place: Apollo! 🥉

Bodycount: 52

Goddesses (4)

Hecate

Calliope

Urania

Thalia

Nymphs (15)

Aethusa

Acacallis

Chrysothemis

Corycia

Cyrene

Leuconoe

Melaena

Melia

Ocyrrhoe

Othreis

Urea

Rhetia

Sinope (depending on the myth version)

Stilbe

Syllis

Mortal Women (24)

Acalle or Acacallis

Amphissa

Euboia

Aria

Deione

Arsinoe

Dryope

Evadne

Erginos

Hecuba

Hyria

Celaeno

Chione

Coronis

Creusa

Cyrene

Leucippus' wife

Manto

Parthenope

Phthia

Procleia

Psamathe

Thero

Thyia

Male Lovers (9)

Hyacinthus

Hymenaeus

Cyparissus

Adonis

Admetus

Branchus

Helenus

Hyppolytus

Phorbas

2nd Place: Zeus! 🥈

Bodycount: 56

Goddesses (16)

Aphrodite

Demeter

Dione (unless Aphrodite is motherless)

Eurynome

Gaia

Hera

Hybris (depending on the myth versions)

Calliope

Leto

Metis

Mnemosyne

Nemesis

Persephone (again, depending on the myth versions)

Selene

Styx (when she's the mother of Persephone)

Themis

Nymphs (18)

Aegina

Aix

Borysthenes' daughter

Deino

Electra

Himalia

Hora

Io

Callirhoe

Carme

Maia

Nymphe African

Nymphe Sithnis

Nymphe Samothrakian

Othreis

Plouto

Taygete

Thalia

Mortal Women (21)

Alcmene

Antiope

Danae

Dia

Elara

Europa

Eurymedusa

Callisto

Calyce

Cassiopea

Lamia

Laodameia

Leda

Lysithoe

Niobe

Olympias (Yes, mother of Alexander of Great!)

Pandora

Pyrrha

Phthia

Semele

Thyia

Male Lovers (1)

Ganymede

1st Place: Poseidon! 🥇

Bodycount: 73

Goddesses (5)

Amphitrite

Aphrodite

Demeter

Gaia

Circe

Nymphs (26)

Alcyone

Anippe

Arethusa

Ascra

Beroe

Eidothea

Euryte

Celaeno

Celusa

Chione 1

Chione 2

Cleodora

Corcyra

Diopatra

Medusa (I know she's a gorgon but this is the closest category she could've been included in)

Melantheia

Melia

Mideia

Nymphe Khias

Nymphe Tarentine

Peirene

Pero

Pitane

Salamis

Thoosa

Tritonis

Mortal Women (40)

Agamede

Aethra

Alope

Althaea

Amphikriton's daughter

Amymone

Anippe

Arene

Arne or Antiope

Astydameia

Astypalaea

Europa (not that Europa, another one; now I'm starting to believe that Poseidon tries to copy Zeus...)

Euryale

Eurycyda

Eurynome

Helle

Hyppothoe

Iphimedeia

Caenis

Calyce

Canace

Celaeno

Chalcinia

Chrysogeneia

Cleito

Larissa

Leis

Lena

Libya

Lysianassa

Mecionice

Melantho

Mestra

Molione

Oenope

The wife of Prince Ornytion

Periboea

Themisto

Theophane

Tyro

Male Lovers (2)

Nerites

Pelops

#greek mythology #poseidon #greek gods #apollo #zeus #this was made purely for the sake of curiosity #and yes I actually wasted my time writing this #what the hell am I doing with my life?

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thequeenwechoose · 5 months ago

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Daemon Targaryen in Hotd 2x08

#house of the dragon #daemon targaryen #hotd spoilers #hotd #matt smith #hotdedit #hotd season 2 #thy wasted him this season #he deserved better #i can wait for season 3 take your time #still love him #they shouldn't have used him for the prophecy shit #doesn't fit his character #should have been rhaenyra she would justify her god complex with this #they questioned his best trait this season his loyalty to his family these bastards

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driaswrld · 1 year ago

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higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

#📰 — archive #spit in my mo—#anyways #hiromi is a wine guy #nanami is more of a whiskey guy #he prob buys his wine at the same store everytime #very particular ab picking whichever one feels right in his hands #idk he might be autistic i think hes literally me #do not let him pour your wine though #he'll never let you stop drinking #this man is here for a GOOD time okay?#hes not stopping til the bottle is ran thru #will 100% call you wasteful and tease you if you can't keep up #loathes being called an alcoholic bcus god forbid he has attachment to a substance other than you #jjk higuruma #higuruma x reader #higuruma smut

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prideprejudce · 2 years ago

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also not sure how I’m feeling knowing that thousands upon thousands of dollars and manpower have been spent on a rescue mission for four days straight when the submersible probably imploded as soon as contact was lost and has been sitting on the ocean floor this entire time lmao

#oceangate #titanic #the titanic #the titan #i mean of course they have the right to be searched for but……god what a WASTE of resources #someone said the company might have known they imploded the entire time but we’re leaving to the coast guard to find out #which at this point i would believe lmao

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edwinisms · 5 months ago

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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only