#wash the fucking dishes.
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i will never apologize bc cast irons are GENUINELY FUCKING DISGUSTING. yall are fucking GROSS
"oh nonmnonono dont use soap dont wash it dont wash it omg dont literally get the bacteria off you have to leave it on for flavor"
do you hear yourself. you are so gross. i am forever judging you. all of you. fucking NASTY.
#when i found out people just wipe it and then put lemon and salt on it#i gagged#i literally had to sit down#like.#that is so fucking disgusting yall#we are not in the stone age.#food safety is a thing.#washing dishes is a thing.#wash the fucking dishes.#nasty ass fucking rotten ass dishes#gross ass#no wonder YALL ALWAYS SAY THAT YOUR HOUSE REEKS AFTER YOU COOK!!!!#you got 50yo fucking sludge built up in a cast iron cooking and aromatizing.#youre n a. s t. y#fucking god.#this is completely unironic#this is worse than not washing your ass#im not joking.#no seriously i never understood why people say that their house smells so bad after cooking#and that they need to choose SPECIFIC MATERIALS FOR THEIR KITCHEN TO BE MADE OF SO THE ODOR DOESNT CLING#but it makes sooo much sense#my roommates cast irons reek#they smell like a crime scene#and the grimmmmmme built on#it's sticky#every part is sticky#and oily#and like really pily peanut butter smeared around it#and they fucking eat out of that#willingly
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As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made
#EVERY TIME i make something even slightly fancy for dinner im like#HOW ARE YOU WASHING ALL THOSE DISHES IN A DUNGEON ?? DO Y'ALL REALLY ONLY USE 1 BIG PAN?? HOW?#where is Chilchuck being like 'jfc Laios‚ you couldn't have let this bowl soak while we made the gyoza?? now it's all dried on...'#where is Marcille going 'Ok gang. We need to stop somewhere soon to wash each of our 2 outfits. and our 173 dishtowels'#On second thought maybe Marcille just does it all with magic which makes me mad fucking jealous#if this is already covered somewhere in the Adventurer's Handbook or the later manga chapters I'll feel real dumb but Ah Well#dungeon meshi
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He is literally my wife. 👑💖🌸🌷🎀👛🩰
#need him as my house husband so bad 😭😭#pretty husband that washes and cooks for you and when you get back home you get to fuck him all you like 🥰#imagine messing w him as he tries to wash the dishes or he’s cooking over the counter in a cute little apron#coming up behind him and giving hickeys on his neck and messing and touching his cock under the apron and he’s just whimpering and whining#trying to focus and keep washing up >_<#he’s so cuteee :(#JSJDKDJDN€$%^#beomgyu !<3#beomgyu hard thoughts
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hello harlan how does it feel to hold my still-beating heart in your hands
#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THEFUCK I AM SCREAMING#IM WASHING DISHES AND SILENTLY SCREAMING#NOT EVEN DONE WIRH THE EPISODE OH GOD#ALL ARTHUR KNOWS IS GET STABBED FALL DOWN HOLES EAT APPLE CRY EAY MAN IN PIT SAY ‘FUCK’ AND PLAY THE PIANO#(and forget his daughter in the bathtub. rip)#he also knows codependency. that too#malevolent#malevolent 43 spoilers#malevolent 43#malevolent spoilers#malevolent podcast#malevolent part 43#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent pod
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so many tips for budgeting/being frugal are just twice as hard when you have a disability
"meal plan!" idk if i'll be feeling well enough to cook every day so it's hard to plan for what to eat
"cook in advance!" i can't cook meals for a whole week at once and plus i can't count on that because again idk if ill feel okay to cook at the same time every week
"use cloth napkins and towels!" those need to be washed and folded, i already have trouble doing my laundry
"delivery is expensive, always shop in person!" going to the grocery store can wipe me out for the day.
"base your food shopping on whats on sale that week!" one, allergies are a thing and some people don't have that luxury, two, that's a lot that you have to prep for and that takes energy.
"DIY!" takes time and energy. maybe i could do it by myself but would it be worth all the time i need to take to recover?
i mean none of these are bad ideas or trying to exclude people. most of it is cutting out conveniences. but for disabled people, something that's a convenience for someone can be a necessity to others
#i pay someone to mow my lawn#it's so expensive and i hate it#and i probably could mow the lawn#but i'm often in pain and idk when that's gonna be and i might get behind#another chore to add to my list of endless chores i'm behind on#and i know im fucking lazy and need to do more#i'm trying so hard#i want to be able to clean my room and make my bed and wash the dishes#i eant all these things to get done#but i sit on the couch and i don't do them#i just need to push myself to get them done
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Vincent Price - The Bat (1959)
#vincent price#the bat#50s horror#bat#movie#flannel#he can wash my dishes any day#along with anything he wants to fuckin wash#god hes sexy#i need him#so sexy#id climb him so fast#horror#old horror movies#vintage#actor#handsome#gif#bicon#gifs made by me#bisexual#unf#fuck meeee#my gifs#gifs
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OKAY YEAH FUCK THIS. Each time Jay says he will release the saga "soon" or "in the next few months" he drops the trailer and release date the next day
#I KID YOU NOT. I was washing the dishes and i thought of this and was like “just watch he will do it again” and i was fUCKING RIGHT.#epic the musical
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ok but as a white person who grew up in a rice eating culture (Cajun), hearing other white people who didn’t grow up eating rice often talk about rice is sometimes the most maddening/insane experience
#‘you have to wash rice because all rice gets bugs in it’ no????? it doesn’t????#i have multiple kinds of rice in my pantry regularly I have never seen these fucking bugs that are supposedly in all rice#do you mean weevils? because those aren’t supposed to be there#you either had a bad bag or you didn’t store shit right#you wash rice for most Asian dishes to remove starch from it#Latin and Cajun dishes dont wash rice because the starch is fine#like you could fuck up a recipe if you wash rice when you weren’t supposed to#‘you can’t keep leftover rice in your fridge it will mold within hours’ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#you can keep that shit in your fridge in the rice cooker pot it is literally fine it just dries out
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catching up in time for the finale thank you podcasts
#soooooooo fucking funny#you've been depressiondrinking for hrs after your boss tried to sacrifice you to the god of glass w the aid of isotonic energy drinks#and questioning if your spouse and kids were invented by the govt so they could hold them hostage to puppeteer you around#and a woman who looks like she benchpresses costco crates of dish soap then washes her hair w them#and the most undivorced divorced ex-cop looking man you've ever seen seem like they maybe wanna hit#personal#the silt verses
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i wonder.
#kers ramblings#You know what?fuck you. *un-mary'es your mary*#i wanna wash them with dish soap holding them by the scruff of their neck if im being honest#tutti frutti jumpscare.......#shitghosting#mary goore#repugnant band#repugnant
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i think having poppy worldwide's angel in that one space riders au is so funny actually, bc to me they totally had a whole DIVORCE with the prototype before fleeing the cult. if it was an animated series (and tbh we all agree that au would be perfect as an animated series, right? the vibes and writing are just right!) worldwide angel would be the mentor figure who's revealed to have had a connection with the big bad during a dramatic moment, and then after explaining stuff to the main group things make more sense. and then the next episode worldwide angel and the prototype are in the same room they have a whole ass "divorced couple having an argument" fight /hj
#shot out to my friend who said angel would yell “YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO WASH THE DISHES YOU FUCKING BITCH. ITS BEEN TEN YEARS”#space riders au#ppt prometheus#i dont plan on doing fanart for the au mostly bc of lack or energy but this is SO funny to me#training arc where worldwide angel teaches the group how to fight to see if they're “really prepared” for a super dangerous mission#idk it would be funny
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thinking about carlos convincing charles to let him cook for him by whining that "lando is such a picky eater, he would never try anything new" so that charles takes it as a challenge to be more adventurous than him (and make carlos happier than lando did) and will literally say yes to trying everything
#charlos#f1#1655#c square#then ofc since carlos is good at it#charles is very happy to eat his food#and they start cooking and eating together all the time whenever there's a kitchen available#and maybe they drink too much wine#and their hands brush while washing the dishes#and charles ends up being thoroughly snogged against the nearest cabinet#and maybe fucked on the table#who knows
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contemplating ending it all while doing the dishes (for the 3rd time today because i couldn't do them for like 2 weeks) on a summer saturday night. i'm such a fucking loser i hate living so bad. like what's the fucking point here??? everytime i feel like i'm taking a step forward in life, or simply feeling better mentally, it's actually 5 steps back. there's literally no point of me being alive right now. why am i even here i don't matter
#j'ai le mal de vivre etc etc#tw sui ideation#tw sui vent#writing goodbye letters in my head while showring (when i remember) or washing dishes (not as often as i should) is not fucking normal#and then i feel bad for feeling like that because some people have it so much worse than me#i asked my doctor last month if we should up my medication but she said no it's normal that i'm feeling that way due to my situation#okay yeah it's normal that i feel sad...but....that bad?#i don't know#anyway sorry i just need to vent#i'm not gonna do anything i would never want my parent to blame themselves#shut up alie
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Normally when i draw fanart of something it is 100% propaganda and i fully endorse people checking it out, but every single time i see someone add a tag to my WC art that says something along the lines of "i should read Warrior Cats sometimes !" i am immediatelly filled with the most horrific type of dread you could ever imagine
NO YOU FUCKING SHOULDN'T
#saturn speaks#warrior cats fucking sucks shit !!!!!!!!!!!!#DONT READ IT !!!!!!!!!!!!#i have a divorcee type relationship with this book series where i dream about the gentle and loving moments we had together#only for those memories to quickly disappear once it starts yelling at me because i didn't wash the dishes#DO NOT put yourself through that
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i'm gonna be honest every day when i come back home i like. Immediately get hit with a minimum of 2 things that i Need to do (eating and getting work done and what not) and it is like my body is being inflicted with damage over time because it feels too overwhelming knowing i have many tasks to do even though they're. Are literally daily tasks everyone can do in minutes. but it just feels like too much at once even though each task would take so little. But i cannot help it and i end up wasting about 4 hours rotting in bed or doing not what i'm supposed to do and then feeling terrible about not doing shit that i needed to and "oh i Have to make up for it tomorrow i will GET EVERYTHING DONE IMMEDIATELY ONCE I GET HOME"
you'll never fucking guess what happens Again. Dude.
#this isn't really a vent but like. I am just so confused about why this keeps happening. It is like my body shuts down#whenever i have a task. Like Hey. Washing a singular dish isn't the end of the world nor should you just spin around the room for hours#it is so frustrating because i can't get anything done or i only start to work when it is far too late and i have to go to sleep#hey mind yomo. Stop With This Bullshit and let me do what i want#yomoposting#i just wish to know what thw fuck is wrong with me. And why my body responds to tasks like this.#i had never been to a therapist or a psychologist or anything like that so i have zero idea if this is even normal
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artistic rendition of me washing the dishes this morning and ending up with the faucet detached from the rest of the sink and my look of disbelief for a second as the water was splashing everywhere and i was staring at the faucet in my hand
#rena.txt#this is killing me im sorry. my fave things: i only have one hand. the fucking kangaroo.#yes bc i have an apron from australia gifted by my uncle who lives there and i always use it to wash the dishes. italy 🤝 australia moment
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