I had a horrible realization while looking at a buffy the vampire slayer TikTok... OF COURSE I LIKE ADAM FROM HAZBIN HOTEL! MY FIRST CRUSH WHEN I WAS 10 WAS FUCKING SPIKE FROM BUFFY
GOD DAMN IT! CONFIDENT MAN WHO HAS NO RIGHT TO BE SO FULL OF HIMSELF!
GOT REJECTED BY TWO LOVE INTERESTS AND IT SHAPES HIS LIFE FOR THE WORST!
HATES A GUY WHOS STRONGER THEN HIM AND ALSO DATED ONE OF HIS LOVE INTRESTS AND THEN IS SHIPPED WITH SAID GUY BY 1/4TH OF THE FANDOM (Lucifer/Angel)
LIKES ROCK AND ROLL AND CAN PLAY GUITAR AND SING
KILLS PEOPLE FOR FUN AND MAKES A GAME OUT OF IT (the slayers/ the sinner)
MAKES CUTE NICK NAMES FOR THE GIRLS IN HIS LIFE! AND THEY ARE NOT FLATTERING NICKNAMES AT ALL ( Spike calls buffy like 15 nicknames and Adam calls Lute anger tits and bitch)
THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING PERSON GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!
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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off
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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily
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A begrudging Happy Valentine's to you all! Stay safe out there, my fellow aromantics ...
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Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]
a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”
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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow
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guys i don't care what adobe corporate is doing, there is literally nothing they can do that would make recommending Gimp as a Photoshop alternative anything other than a sick joke at the expense of people who don't know better. Adobe could announce that every picture you draw in Photoshop is now being harvested to power their baby-boiling machine, and the correct response would still be continuing to pirate a cracked version of Photoshop from before they made those changes (or just blocking the relevant port with a firewall rule). friends don't let friends use Gimp
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PINES. PINES. PINES. PINES.
[Image description: art of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls. They're grinning, and they each have one eye glowing yellow. They have their arms around each other, and they make a triangle symbol together with their fingers.
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