#was this good or nah

[noodlewritez]

Orange crush

Pairings: Carl Grimes X GN!reader

Warnings: fluff, carl being kind of an idiot, little bit of a drabble sorry :P Also i’m working on a lot of asks right now, so dw they’re coming soon🫶

Ever since you could remember, you and Carl had been best friends, growing up together when he joined Alexandria, when he got his eye shot by your ex boyfriend...

But you had noticed you had developed romantic feelings for your best friend, holding hands with him, kissing each other on the cheek...but you didn't think he had feelings for you? And you were fine with that, after all, you didn't want to lose him after everything you two had been through together.

Rick or Michonne would tease him about having a crush on you and he would immediately go red and throw a puzzled look. "No, I don't like them...Me and Y/N are just affectionate... Can't best friends be affectionate?"

"Best friends don't leave hickeys on each other, Carl..." One of them would say.

"It's platonic!"

Or the way you would stay over at the Grimes' house and come downstairs in his shirt and some jeans. Rick and Michonne would look at each other and roll their eyes. Holding each other's hands when you went on a run, talking about how you guys would end up living together, in the middle of nowhere.

And when he did realize? Oh boy...

You were in Carl's room, reading comics together, you were laying on his chest and he sat up, looking alarmed. You sat up too, looking at him with worry. "What? What's wrong?" You tried staying quiet in case he was hearing something. "I think I like you...?" You roll your eyes. "You just now noticed?" You smile and he looks at you puzzled. "Carl, we make out all the time...?"

"It was platonic!" He would try to reason while his face turned red.

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

[c0rvidski]

live laugh leyendecker

[catgirl-gw-hegel]

big fan of a good shit-eating grin. like a ruckus-causing, pot-stirring type of grin. a smile that truly fucks around and finds out. anyway

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!

[novaneondream]

@candle-scm you did this to me

[arttsuka]

Werewolf Wendy 💢💥💥💯💥💥💣

Also the twins

The lineart that I also colored digitally (mainly to decide on the final colors)

[mechanicalinfection]

HE'S HOME

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU

Act 1, Omake (Extra): Master of Time - (here)

Act 1: What was left behind. - read here

[sweaterkittensahoy]

"Tim Walz supports Israel, and that's against leftist values."

Not mine. Not a lot of people.

But you know who has been real loud on the left about hating Israel? The antisemities. You know who's mad that Kamala and Tim both support keeping Israel a country and creating a two-state solution? The antisemites.

There is a severe, loud antisemitic problem on the left, and saying shit like that quote that I just saw on a post, that's the loud antisemitic problem trying to get louder.

[noodlewritez]

Shhh...

Pairings: Carl Grimes X Fem!Reader

Warnings: No plot just smut (EVERYONE IS 18+), rough sex, oral (F!receiving), image is not mine!

“Fuck..Carl-! Fuuuck!” You cried as he licked your clit slowly.

“Shh..You keep being loud, everyone’s gonna know how desperate you are for my dick.” He smirks then dips back down in between your thighs, ruthlessly licking circles into your wet, hot, heat. You grab a pillow beside your head and cover your face, keeping one hand in his long, brunette locks.

“Carl!” You pull on his hair and arch your back. “Close! Close!” You cry as he drools over your clit, licking into you wet cunt. “Shhh...Cum on my tongue. Wanna taste you. Cum all over my tongue.” He inserts two very skilled fingers as he begs and you can’t hold yourself back, arching your backs and riding out your orgasm on the warm muscle.

You bury your fingers in his hair and after you’ve ridden out the first one, Carl gets up, taking off what’s left on him and kisses up your neck. “Can I..?” You nod excitedly and he slides in, connecting your bodies.

He hits a sensitive spot and you moan, you hand finding the back of his neck. “Carl..!” Your lips trail up to his neck as he starts thrusting from above you. “S’fucking pretty, Y/N. So fucking good...fuck.” He whimpers. You start leaving hickeys all over his neck from his adam’s apple to this collarbones.

His cock starts hitting your g-spot and makes you grip his hair as he lowers his hand, breathing heavily.

“Y/N…Cum on me, need your-….”

“Carl…”

You both are panting but you start moaning loudly and he has no choice but to quiet you down with his dad being upstairs.

“Darlin’…You gotta be quiet, baby, everyone’s gonna know how good i’m fucking you, be a good girl..”

You bite your lip and close your eyes hoping to god you were being quiet enough but with how well he was hitting your G-spot and how good he looked, it was fucking hard. He smirks and leans down to kiss you, locking lips with you.

The room gets hot quickly with both of you fucking like you were rabbits in the spring and you feel that faint tight knot start to break and you cling onto him while still kissing him.

Eventually, the knot snaps and you moan loudly but this time, Carl doesn't stop you, too pussy drunk to care and he moves his lips to your neck, starting to leave bite marks.

He pulls out, flipping you over and getting on top of you, sliding back in. You moan loudly and he pushes your face into the bed, not enough to hurt you but just enough to quiet you.

"Fuck, you're gonna make me cum, gonna fucking cum, Y/N, please.." He whispers into your neck, his hips moving at a faster pace, snapping against yours like he was trying to get you pregnant, moving your hair off your sweaty neck and starting to mark you up.

At this point, he's making you cum a third time, you grip the covers on his bed and moan into them. "Carl!" God, he was so thankful your face was in the covers because if they weren't, you would get caught for sure. You finally see stars as he hits your G-spot juuuust right and you cum, screaming into the sheets. "Y/N!" And he groans, feeling you clench around him, pounding you a few more times slowly, but harder, milking himself inside of you. "Fuck..."

~~Later that day, you got many stares from Ron, the boy who had a crush on you ever since you entered Alexandria, because of all the hickeys on your neck. And Carl definitely notices, smirking every time Ron makes a shocked face towards your hickey-littered neck.

[larabar]

moodboard

[hinamie]

ik i've done like 5 panel redraws from 265 alone but this is the last one promise

[mary-james-world-of-shames]

Everyone know oavement on TikTok? Yeah. Love them. Have this comic I made late at night half trying to be sweet and the other half trying to make my sibling laugh.

[emin-folly]

Yeah I'm sorry but I seriously don't buy the whole "Batman can sneak up on Kryptonians and other superpowered aliens/people cause he's ~Batman~" BS

Personally what I think would be much more in character and frankly way funnier is if just about every superhero can see/detect Batman, they all just choose to humor him cause of his fragile ego lmao 

 Low effort comic cause I tired aha

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams, I have some news for you." You say, hands behind your back at a weird angle, clearly hiding something.

"Not now, MC, the Great Mammon's busy." The Avatar of Greed dismisses you in an attempt to take his focus away from the way he perked up like a lovesick puppy when he heard your voice.

"But Mams, it's super important."

Mammon looks up from his DDD and stares at you expectantly, when he once more realises he's behaving like a lovesick puppy, he stares at his nails instead, scoffing. "This better be good, human. Do ya think I have all day?! Cus I don't!"

"But Mams! You're a dad now! You have to make time for your family!"

Mammon splutters, dropping his phone and falling off of his bed. "I'm a WHAT??!!! MC who's lyin' to ye! I'm not a dad!!!"

"Yes you are!" You bring your arms out from behind your back to reveal a small little black blob with small little golden horns, wearing an equally small black top hat with yellow accents.

"Papa!" Little D No.2 exclaims from your arms.

"ARRRGH!! The Great Mammon is not yer papa Little D!!!" Mammon shouts, attempting to cover the blush on his face.

You pout, Little D No.2 mirrors your expression. "But Mams! He's the spitting image of you! He's even got your horns! Are you abandoning our child?!"

"Yeah, Papa are you abandoning our chil-...wait hold on I am the child-....Yeah! Papa are you abandoning yer child?!"

"See! He even talks like you! He said yer!"

"T-t-that proves nothin'!! I-I'm not a dad!" Mammon splutters.

You look at him sulkily. "D-do you not wanna have a family with us...I mean how could you say no to this face?" You pinch Little D No.2's cheek and push him out towards the Second Born. "He's adorable! He gets it from you!"

"Fine! I'm a dad! Now please....stop poutin'?" Mammon almost pouts himself before his learned bravado makes another show. "Ahem...! What I was tryna say was....I, the Great Mammon don't care if you pout or not!"

Little D No.2 stage whispers to you. "Psst, what Mammon means to say is that he's so deeply unequivocally in love with you he hardly knows what to do with himself!"

Mammon sputters and shouts something in protest, but you just grin. "Awww! I love you too Mams!"

Mammon subconsciously preens at the praise before staring daggers at a sniggering Little D No.2 as you cradle it in your arms like a baby and coo to it things like 'You look so much like your papa! Yes you do!' and tap its little top hat before booping the small creature's nose, or where a nose should be on a Little D.

Mammon cracks a soft smile watching the scene; not that he'd ever admit it. Even though Little D No.2 was a little shit, he wouldn't mind someday having little shits of his own with you and starting an actual family, except he hoped they'd look like you.