#was thinking about this earlier

[shaykai]

Questions

(Probably not canon in the sense that I don’t think Vat’il talks to Balthazar pretadpoling)

[fischlcatgirl]

I mean. Of course Childe is ambitious. His primary influence (potentially the very creature which made him The Way That He Is) is literally all-devouring. There is no world in which he is anything like himself and does not want to. Kill everyone all the time. Just a little bit

[thirstpanda]

Old werewolf!Ichimatsu art from around the time the werewolf episode aired. I'm pretty sure I uploaded it on my main but it might've got deleted or something.

Knot be upon ye.

[plexiglassonion]

Considering that I wasn't born in the same country that I live in right now and have no detalectable foreign accent unless you're listening way too hard, I would be the perfect candidate to time travel Back To The Future Style and Not fuck up my birth. Won't meet my parents, won't change anything in my town that would prevent them meeting, etc.

[fakevariety]

i fucking hate how awkward i am with physical touch like i LOVE it don’t get me wrong but if you take my hand i will love it but also feel like i need to do something so i’ll do some weird movement that usually causes the person to draw away and i see my friends holding hands and stuff and i want so badly to initiate stuff like that but im too fucking scared and awkward and it sucks

[remn99blog]

(not) so sane servants with time magic powers

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Do you ever cry for the things that your younger self should have been able to experience but didn’t or is that just me?

[starocean]

drifting by on an on is a soriku song

[destinybcnds]

Most know what a menace Kotone's Espathra is.

But there's another member of her team that's equally notable in its personality. Her Baxcalibur. When she first sends out the Ice Dragon, people tend to flinch. Dragons are notoriously difficult Pokemon to handle, and aren't always the most approachable or friendly.

But Kotone's Baxcalibur could not be further from this preconception. This giant Dragon would be a lap-Pokemon if he could help it. He loves to cuddle, and get pets, and he's not especially fond of battling. He's very strong but doesn't always realize it, and assumes that he's much smaller than he actually is.

Kotone laughs every time he puts his whole head on her lap and trills for some attention.

[saddleseatollie]

I've seen a lot of people point out that while Astarion's whole "thing" in act 1 is that he's this sexy sweet talking savant, he only has 10 charisma and actually isn't all that good at it.

He practices cheesy pickup lines within earshot of the person he's going to say them to, and every single time he flirts with tav it's extremely heavy-handed and almost cringeworthy. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to manipulate tav, even if the reason doesn't become clear until his act 2 confession.

But here's the thing: Astarion never actually needed to be all that good at flirting.

He says himself that the vast majority of his "targets" were drunks and brothel-goers. People who never actually saw him as anything other than an object for their pleasure. They were going to go home with him no matter what he said. A few pretty words and his physical beauty would do the rest.

But Tav is the first person to actually view him as a real person, which is why it becomes so glaringly obvious that he's not nearly as charming as he thinks he is. Astarion tells them at the tiefling party that "every part of their body screams temptation" and their response is that he's "sweet" and "silly". They're not buying it for second, because they don't need to be told pretty lies to like him. They like him because of who he really is as a person. They fall in love with him not because he's good in bed or has pretty eyes or a sexy body. They fall in love with him because he's sweet and secretly very kind. Because there is so much pain and sadness and fear in him, and he truly cannot see how amazing he really is. That his goodness never really went away, it just got hidden for a while.

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[aerequets]

sorry

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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

[bonelessteeth]

i hate the sensation of water being splashed or dripped onto my face, especially in rain or in the shower

[backpackingspace]

My actual favorite part of wisdom saga is telemachus trying to lean against Athena (he thought about that for .03 seconds and then was like nah !!! :D she's my friend not the goddess of war!!! Good to see that the audacity is running strong in odysseus's family) and then just passed threw her and fell on the floor. And then Athena did not move at all!!! And just stood there looking at him.