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you know when people were drawing their fave characters as the raid blast image going around, well i had this lined up in my drafts like 2 months ago so i thought i'd better finally post it
#order up! art tag#tma#the magnus archives#web!martin#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#was that a spider#oh! i love spiders!#do you really?#NO.#(proceeds to empty an entire can of RAID into martin's face)
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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...
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My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.
He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.
"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"
"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."
#j jonah jameson#spider man#marvel#marvel comics#wokeness#based on real events#ive been told that my journey as trans is valid#but my transition to be closer to a white man is not
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Wait that’s fucking weird lol
#spiderman#spider man#mcu#emma stone#zendaya#kirsten dunst#tom holland#andrew garfield#celebs#tennis#the challengers
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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men
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For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).
#spider-man#doctor octopus#not the last time doc ock relies on a network of killer satellites#just remembered i had promised to make this post like half a year ago
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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
#bro was so angry😭#I cannot wait for the next movie I need to see what happens next#across the spiderverse#marvel#miles morales#miguel o'hara#spider man#spider man 2099#spider man across the spider verse#atsv#long titles are the death of me#my art#kind of
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had this almost exact exchange with a kid in my homeroom today and was so enamoured by the fact that a student was ready to dunk on spider-man like he existed in real like that i inflicted it onto pete
#i did not draw half as bad but the student thought the spidey sense was like. ironspider arms. i am never drawing that i promise buddy#peter parker#pete#spiderman#spider-man#my art
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diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!
(full article)
#science#fireflies#i dont even know which joke to do here#this brings a whole new meaning to traps#scientists are hard at work uncovering if all male Abscondita terminalis are chasers#fucking. hypno spider venom. are you kidding me!
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#sephora spider sex cream#please tell me other people are caught up on the Sephora Reddit discovering that lotion that attracts wild spiders#spiders georg#spiders mention#Sephora
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