#was that a spider
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orderforbrian · 11 months ago
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you know when people were drawing their fave characters as the raid blast image going around, well i had this lined up in my drafts like 2 months ago so i thought i'd better finally post it
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alexmey-does-an-arts · 21 days ago
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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
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edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.
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someguyiguess · 7 months ago
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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auckie · 8 months ago
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bedupolker · 2 months ago
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The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...
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batbusiness-schooldropout · 6 months ago
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My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.
He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.
"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"
"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."
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saintlaurentproblems · 8 months ago
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Wait that’s fucking weird lol
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not-spiders · 1 year ago
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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men
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whiterabbitloveposting · 5 months ago
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For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).
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sparebutton · 1 year ago
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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
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pbnmj · 1 month ago
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had this almost exact exchange with a kid in my homeroom today and was so enamoured by the fact that a student was ready to dunk on spider-man like he existed in real like that i inflicted it onto pete
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useless-polls · 2 months ago
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joculine · 3 months ago
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diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!
(full article)
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demonboyhalo · 11 months ago
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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eggplant-crusader · 1 year ago
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