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i thought of you!

[star-suh]

Taeyong x btm male reader the reader and ty are both leaders of nct and while doing the 24hr reley cam fans see some hickeys on the reader neck and lower stomach while tybhas some on his colorbones...hehe and then we maybe get a flashback when they were getting heated in the living room and then Johnny comes in while he does his reley cam and yeaaa idk tbh feel free to ignore it

Natural Born Fuckers

lee taeyong x male reader

cw: idol au, y/n is part of nct, y/n is also nct's leader, hickeys, top taeyong, blowjobs (both receiving), mating press, breeding, spit kink, sweat kink, marking kink, implied multiple rounds, some johnny sprinkled at the end.

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the relay cam video of the two leaders of nct has been just released, fans were watching how y/n and taeyong were having fun, laughing, cooking and all those things throughout the whole video until they noticed something. in social media was trending how y/n has some spots in his neck and lower stomach that look like hickeys and taeyong has some on his collarbones too, captions like "tae/n is real", "that should be me", "who's the lucky one?" or "they can top me" accompanied the pics. but what really happened? let's go back to a night before they recorded that fucking video���

y/n and taeyong we're both cooking, between them there was always some sexual tension, constant eye contact and teasing was made between them making everything escalate quickly.

"taeyong pass me the sausage" asked y/n, taeyong wanting to tease him replied "which one" putting his hand on top of his bulge. y/n's eyes widened and he blushed "don't be disgusting" he says grabbing the sausage and taeyong laughed "this one's bigger tho" murmured y/n teasing taeyong back. "shut up, you haven't even seen it" he fought back, "no need to, i just know it" said y/n.

taeyong slapped y/n's shoulder "if you want to see it just tell me" he then grabbed y/n by the jaw and whispered "but you're not going to try it. i know you're going to want it after you see it". they made eye contact and just went with their feelings, a very hungry kiss, teeth clashing between them like they've wanted that for a long time. "if you wanted this… should've told me before young one" says taeyong between kisses, "don't act as if you… didn't wanted this too" replied y/n caressing taeyong's cheeks who grabbed y/n by the neck to deepen the kiss. "let's go to our room" said taeyong panting.

both discarded their clothes while kissing. they were so eager to have sex that they forgot to lock the door… y/n leaned on the bed while taeyong did the same on top of him, kissing y/n in his neck while leaving hickeys "gonna mark you so you can remember this night forever" said taeyong going down y/n's body leaving some kisses and hickeys in his lower tummy, until he reaches y/n's cock and started to suck it "it tastes so good. fuck" said taeyong while staring directly at y/n's eyes like a hunter looking at his prey "don't look at me like that bastard" said y/n shyly covering his eyes with his arm.

taeyong then settled in a 69 pose "go on, suck it" he demanded to y/n who opened his eyes meeting taeyong's big cock "shit, that's so big" he gasped. "c'mon weren't you saying before that it was smaller than that sausage?. c'mon you can take it babe" y/n slapped taeyong's tummy "asshole" he murmured. both were sucking their dicks as of they were lollipops, hungry for tasting each other's pre-cum, "fuck~ how much i love hearing you gagging on my dick" the older stopped sucking y/n's dick and started to mouthfuck him, using him as an onahole "it's not that small after all huh?" taeyong said, reproaching y/n's past comment. y/n tapped taeyong's thigh signaling him to stop and he did, "what happened?" he asked worriedly. "nothing i just don't want you to cum in my mouth" y/n replied opening his legs right before, taeyong smirked understanding what y/m means "ok" he simply answered positioning himself quickly between y/n legs and sliding his cock into his tight hole.

"you have no idea how long i've been waiting for this" says y/n, "me too" replied taeyong who kissed y/n and then spat into his mouth "swallow it" demanded the top scooping his saliva with his fingers and introducing them on y/n's mouth so he can suck on them. taeyong was pounding hard into y/n's ass "it feels like heaven" thought taeyong, enjoying the pleasure given by y/n's hole. 

taeyong then grabbed y/n's both legs and push them towards y/n's upper body and fucked him in a mating press position, y/n's face clearly showing the pleasure that taeyong was giving him, the tip of his cock brushing y/n's prostate. "fuck yeah like that, keep ruining me like that" begged the younger, "dont worry boy, i'm not gonna stop fucking this amazing hole" said the older speeding up his thrusting pace, y/n's face was now in front of taeyong's collarbone that was drenched in sweat so he decided to lick it and leave some hickeys on the collarbones, "not gonna let you forget this night too" says y/n and taeyong smiled "you look so cute while being fucked" then both kissed passionately, spitting in each other's mouths.

"i'm cumming" y/n commented "wait for me" said taeyong "let's cum together. yeah?", "yes" replied y/n. both speeding up their paces, white ropes of cum were shooted from y/n's cock to all his abdomen and chest while taeyong cummed inside y/n growling like a beast. "did you like it?" asked taeyong, "i loved it" answered y/n kissing taeyong. the top pulled out his cock from y/n's hole watching his cock smeared in his cum and how it's dripping down the bottom's gaping hole "get ready y/n i'm gonna fuck out that cum out of you" says the older introducing his cock again, "you have all night for that" said y/n smiling at him, making faces showing how much pleasure he's feeling and restraining his moans so no ona can hear them…

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"ok guys, this here is the leaders' room" said johnny to the camera who was facing at him, only showing his face, "let's see what are they doing", he opened the door making a surprised face he then tried to hide it "oh it seems that they're busy now" he laughed and smiled to the camera "i'm gonna keep continuing showing you all the rest of the dorms, ok?" said the man who had to continue recording only his face due to the huge bulge forming in his pants, from the scene he just witnessed. 

[salford-blues]

Dressed to impress

A/n: I am so not ready to go back to Uni. So fics might slow down a bit because this semester might take a toll on me haha.

Pairing: F1 grid x driver!reader Summary: Y/N shows off her little family to the world, in which they're all dressed to impress. Well most of them are <33 Warnings: like a swear word

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alex_albon booooooo!! Just trying to copy now 👎

> yourusername i cant just let their cuteness go to waste

>> alex_albon you know what... fairs. Cossie is very cute

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> yourusername that because Alex didn't bring is favourite treat...

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>>>> alex_albon deal!!

landonorris do NOT let Cosmic Creepers fool you. He may be cute, but he's possessed. I'm telling you

> oscarpiastri dramatic, and for what?

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User.3 how do you come up with these names???

> yourusername most of them are named after characters!!!

charles_leclerc hahaha... veryyy funny caption

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User.4 how many pets do you have?

> yourusername faaarr too many.

User.5 surely this is animal abuse...

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User.6 Diablo looks very cool.

> yourusername Diablo likes to tell people to 'fuck off'... wonder were he got that from

>> yourusername looking at you @liamlawson30 👀👀

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>>>>> User.12 that is a very valid reason to attack someone

logansargeant look how sophisticated Meeko looks

> yourusername oh wow, that's a big word coming from you

>> logansargeant i try to be nice and this is what i get in return...

>>> oscarpiastri yh but you're american. it's why you get bullied

roscoelovescoco whens cans I's comes round agains?

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User.8 cuteness overload... think I'm gonna die

User.9 Ankyl isn't very christmassy

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User.10 do any of them have a favourite person/driver? do any of the hate one of the drivers?

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maxfewtrell Lando looks like he might cry. Keep talking

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>>>>> yourusername cause the cats told me to

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oscarpiastri I want to be the first one to meet him

> mickschumacher too late...

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User.14 wait Mick was the first to meet him? Awweee

> logansargeant NO not 'awweee'. Why was Mick the first one Birdie?? Why not me? Why not Oscar? Do you not love us?

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[morbiderotica]

OKAYYY hear me out.. PLS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. so basically an Xavier Thorpe smut where the reader had posted a video or a photo (basically they were wearing revealing clothes in it) and Xavier found out and he got JEALOUS so he went to her dorm to show her who she belonged to..🤗

─ ★ picture … fem!reader ... thinkin this pose and maybe shorter skirt?? idk

It was late at night, and everyone should be sleeping, but of course, in a school full of troubled outcasts, no one is going to follow the lights out rule. Xavier was looking through his social media mindlessly until he came across a rather erotic picture that you posted. "new skirt!!" The caption read to which Xavier scoffed. "'New skirt'? More like 'look at my ass'." He scrolled down into the comments, noticing the fawning men.

He didn't know why but seeing people, some even being his friends, being able to see you like this made him want to punch each and every one of them repeatedly in the face. He shut his phone off and ran his hands through his dirty blond hair. "Fuck it." He thought as he started his journey to your dorm.

He knocked rapidly, hoping you hadn't already fallen asleep. You opened the door quite quickly, wondering who was trying to bother you so late at night. "Xavier? What are you doing here." You asked. "Delete that picture." He demanded as he pushed past you into your dorm. "Where's your roommate?" He followed up. "She's crashing with her girlfriend. What picture?" You questioned.

"The skirt one." He sat on your bed while looking for your phone. You laughed innocently once you realized what this was about. "Did you like it? My favorite skirt by far." You go to get the skirt to show it to him. "Yeah, yeah, it's a great skirt. Delete the picture." He stood up and walked towards you. "Why?" You knew it was a little scandalous but you didn't care. "Because I said so." You could tell he was angry.

"Whatever." You walk past him, over to your bed, and grabbed your phone that was under your pillow. You deleted the photo, hoping to put Xavier at ease. "There, happy?" You ask sarcastically. He didn't say anything but you could tell he was thinking about something. "What?"

Barely a second later he walked up to you and pulled you in for a passionate kiss. You were surprised but you didn't pull away. He pushed you back onto your bed. He didn't really seem eager but the whimpers that came from him told a different story. His hand trailed down to the bottom of your pajama shorts, toying with the hem.

"Can I take these off?" He asked and you agreed. He pulled them down revealing your old underwear. "Fuck, forgot I had those on." You laughed and he laughed along. "They're cute." He barely mumbled before reconnecting your lips'. You could feel the heat pool into your underwear. You were oddly turned on by your best friend making out with you.

"Want this off." He said tugging on your oversized shirt. You quickly complied, the both of you sitting up so you can take your shirt off. He was shocked to find out you weren't wearing a bra. He found himself staring at your tits and you giggle slightly at his reaction. He pushed you back down onto your bed, attaching his mouth to your nipple. "Gonna fuck you so hard." He mumbled and he moved his mouth to your unattended nipple.

"What are you waiting for?" You teased and he looked up at you with lust. He pulled his shirt off, discarding it on the floor. He pulled your underwear down throwing, them next to his shirt. "So pretty." He groaned as he pushed his fingers into your tight pussy. You moaned as he entered you, basking in the way his fingers felt inside you.

"Harder!" You moaned and he obliged. You brought your hands up to your tits to play with them as Xavier worked your pussy. "What a sight for sore eyes." He bit his lip. He took his free hand and began rubbing your clit. "Fuck me, please, Xavier!" You whined and he pulled his fingers out, sucking the juices off of them. He lowered his pants, revealing his erection. He rubbed himself through your folds a few times before pushing in.

He barely gave you time to adjust, remembering that he was here to teach you a lesson. "Don't ever post anything like that again, you hear me?" He spoke through baited breaths. "Mhm!" You moaned out, pushing yourself further on his dick. Each thrust felt like euphoria. "You belong to me. No one else gets to see that shit. Only me." He rambled.

You brought your hand to your clit, rubbing it as Xavier watched. "Fuck, you're so hot." He exclaimed at the sight of you desperately abusing your clit. "Make me so hot and bothered." You whine. "Feeling's mutual." He groaned as you released on his dick. "Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck." He quickly pulled out before he came inside you.

He sat you up and pumped his throbbing dick in front of your mouth. "Open." He commanded and you listened. You opened your mouth and stuck out your tongue as he came. You swallowed every drop of cum he so graciously let you have. "Good slut." And just like that, you were both turned on again.

[peaceloveandf1]

Soft Launch pt.5

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 6

summary: welcome to Austin, Texas. After a year together y/n and Lance are feeling the weight off their shoulders of being public. Oh yeah….. Incase you forgot, everything is bigger in Texas.

pairing: Lance Stroll x reader

rating: R

warnings: 18+, P!V (wrap it pls), language

Also buckle up cause this is a long one. With peace and love ofc

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“Brooks is asleep and Chlo will be here in 15”Lance announced as he came into the kitchen of the house we were staying in during our time in Texas.

“Thanks babe. I’m almost ready ” I told him, my attention locked onto the selection of boots I brought with me.

As I finally began putting on the black boots, Lance strutted in, in full cowboy attire. Jeans, hat, boots, and belt with a longhorn on the buckle.

“Hey cowboy” I mumbled, letting his arms wrap around me.

“Hey baby” he whispered, kissing me softly.

“You know I love when you wear that hat, right?” I giggled, pulling away from his kiss.

“Oh really? I might have to wear it more often then” he smirking, kissing me again, harder and placing the cowboy hat on my head.

“You know the rule right?” Lance smirked down at me again.

I laughed, standing up on my tip toes to kiss him. “Yeah babe, I know the saying”.

“So what is it?” He urged me to say

“Something like: You wear the hat. You ride the cowboy.” I said, looking up at him through my lashes.

“You gonna live up to it y/n?” Lance asked me, hands starting to unbuckle my belt.

“Lance, we don’t have time. Chloe’s going to walk in on us” I groaned as my belt fell to the floor and his hand slipped the zipper of my jeans down.

“She won’t. I can’t last long with you looking like that anyways ” he sighed, slipping a hand into my panties, fingers finding my clit over them.

“Lance, ah fuck, okay we’ll be fast” I moaned, my hand finding his buckle as he walked us towards the couch.

His belt hit the floor almost as fast as mine did. I placed my hands onto his chest and gave him a light push so that he fell back onto the couch.

“God. You’re hot” he said, breath heavy as he yanked his jeans and boxers down all at once. “C’mere babe” he groaned, beckoning me towards him.

I stepped out of my jeans to fully reveal my Aston Martin green panties that Lance absolutely cannot resist. I sauntered over to where Lance sat, legs spread, his dick lying against his abdomen.

As my fingers began to draw my panties down, “leave them on, y/n” Lance practically growled, “You know I fucking love ���em”.

I feel my cheeks heat up at his words and continue to walk to him. Placing my hands on his chest, I straddle his cock when he pulls my panties aside. His tip slides against my folds and his fingers find my clit again, forcing a moan to slip past my lips. I sank down onto him, letting his length fill me. More moans fall from my mouth when I begin to move up and down. Lance’s fingers keep a steady rhythm sending a shiver down my spine.

Lance’s head falls back against the couch and his hands move to my ass to keep up the pace I set. I can tell he’s trying to not to buck his hips up into me, but I know he’s close. Our moans fill the room as my movements become more sloppy and his hips finally thrust up.

“Ah fuck, y/n I’m close” he groaned, moving his hands to cup my breasts.

I shivered again as I felt my release approaching. The stimulation at my breasts elicited more moans as my movements became erratic.

My orgasm hit me with a wave of pleasure as I continued to move on top of Lance.

“Fuck, that’s it babe” he groaned, hand returning to my clit, guiding me through the orgasm. “Ah I’m close. Where?” He questioned me.

Without thinking, too distracted from the pleasure I gasped “in”. And that did it for him. I felt his release fill me as I continued to ride out my orgasm. My hips slowed and Lance’s hands returned to my waist, helping me off of him.

“That was…” I started

“Hot.” He finished

“Shit. Yeah it was” I giggled collecting my clothes from the floor. “I’m gonna go clean up. Wait for Chlo please” I said, walking to the bathroom.

“Wow. You don’t want to cuddle” he jokes grabbing his pants.

“Shut up” I yell to him.

As I finish cleaning up I walk back into the living room, “do I have sex hair?” I ask him.

“No you’re good babe. Besides it’s Chloe coming, not my dad” he chuckles, looping his belt through his jeans.

Rolling my eyes, I groaned “Lance. It’s gross either way. And besides I don’t want all your friends knowing we just fucked.”

His laugh was cut off by a knock on the door, signaling Chloe’s arrival. I hastily fixed my hair again and placed Lance’s hat on the table.

“Hi, Chlo” I say, grabbing my hat, boots, and bag and walking into the front hall.

“So he’s out like a light. He shouldn’t wake up, but if he does, just call me and I’ll come straight home.” I reassure her, pulling my boots on.

“Y/n, no no I’ll be fine. I don’t want you cutting the night short. I got it.” She said, pulling me into a hug.

“Okay, Chlo. If you need anything at all please call us. We should be back before 1:30” Lance spoke up, practically pulling me out the door, clearly eager to get to dinner.

“Have fun kids” she laughed at us, before closing the door.

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The car ride home from dinner was quiet for the most part. Lance’s hand stayed on my thigh the whole ride. Country music filling the car. He was really playing into this whole cowboy themed week. I think it’s cute how he immerses himself into the culture of wherever he is that week.

His humming stopped abruptly and that signaled to me he was thinking hard.

“Penny for your thoughts?” I said, raising my brows.

“Just thinking” he said, giving absolutely no insight to said thoughts.

“About….” I pry.

“I love y/n” he offered.

“I love you too” I offer back, “that all?”

“We didn’t do anything special for our anniversary.” He sighed, letting it out.

“Oh Lance, it’s okay. We were both working. We don’t need anything special” I grip his hand to reassure him.

“Nah babe. I just want you to know how much I care about you.” He says, bringing his lips to my hand.

“Can I ask what prompted this” I giggle, squeezing his hand again.

“I mean it’s just random. Seeing the way you are with the family and friends and Brooks of course. Like-it’s been a long time coming. I can’t describe it. You just… I’ve never been like this before. You know? Like open and carefree.” He finally blurted out as we reached a red light.

“Lance, I honestly do not know what I’d do without you. YOU make me carefree, not the other way around.” I say, looking at him with a smile on my face.

“I want to tell you,I’m not asking now. But I’m letting you know. You’re the endgame, y/n.” He said, squeezing my hand.

My heart felt like it stopped. Did I hear him right? The endgame. I’m so hesitant about those things because I thought Matt was my endgame, “the one” but Lance is… I mean he’s so much different than Matt in the best way possible. He’s the one in the ways Matt was and wasn’t. I’d never even thought about it that much before this. But now…It’s crystal clear. He’s my endgame too.

All I can do is look at him. I’m thankful that the only light outside is the red of the traffic signal and he can’t see my eyes watering right now.

“You’re mine too.” I say, kissing him as the light turns green.

[cowgurrrl]

Kiwi

Pairing: rockstar!joel miller x actress!reader

Author’s note: as I was writing this, I proclaimed in the most southern accent, “now we’re cookin’ with peanut oil!” so do that with that

Summary: Joel goes home for a month. You stay in California to work. What could possibly go wrong? [3.8k]

Warnings: HEAVILY implied casting couch culture, brief allusion to creepy Hollywood producers, yearning, I can’t think of anything else!!

Boarding my flight now.

Thanks for letting me know?

Well, I texted my mama to let her know, and she told me to text "that girlfriend of mine."

Doesn't sound like she's a huge fan.

She'll live.

You like the message and go to put your phone away when it buzzes again.

Is it weird that I kinda miss talking to you?

You smile and ignore your name being called over the intercom for another beat.

There are a lot of weird things about you, Joel Miller, but that one feels the most normal.

Text me when you land in Austin. Tell your mom I said hi.

You tuck your phone away, fighting the stupid smile on your face, and look up to see a pissed-off PA walking towards you. You apologize and half jog to the sound stage where Ryan is waiting. 

"The perfect punctual queen is late for once? Is the world going to shit?" He asks, and you slap his arm.

"People are allowed to be late."

"Does your lateness have anything to do with your boy toy?"

"Are you ever gonna call him by his name?" You ask. He senses that you're stalling his question and take a deep breath. "Joel is flying home to Texas today to visit family and get some work done. He'll be gone for a month."

"Oh, how will you ever survive?" He pouts, and you give him a look. The director calling for places stops you from responding, but you threaten him with the promise of picking up the conversation later. 

You don't ever get to tell him off for suggesting that you can't live without Joel being in the same state because of how late shooting goes. It might've been exhaustion, but you swore that you saw the sun starting to rise over the horizon by the time you finally got to leave. You knocked out a good chunk of the scenes you were still working on, which is great news, but you were mentally and physically drained. You slept most of the next day and missed Joel's messages from one whole time zone away. 

Landed.

Jesus Christ, I forgot how hot it is here.

My mama told me to ask you if you go to church since she doesn't believe me.

Attached: Two photos

You laugh as you sleepily scroll through his texts when you wake up mid-afternoon, feeling a little bit better from your long night. One of the pictures he sent is of him sitting in the cab of an old truck with the caption, "This was my first car. I can't convince my dad to sell the damn thing." The second is a blurry photo of a blue-looking weed on the side of the road surrounded by what looks like thousands of other blue weeds. "Turns out the state flower will literally grow anywhere besides in a pot in my house."

A) I'm glad you made it in safely. B) Isn't Texas the armpit of the South? C) I don't go to church, and I never have, but please feel free to lie to her. D) I can imagine a young, emo Joel Miller driving it now.

He reads your messages almost as soon as they deliver, and your screen lights up with his initials as he calls you. You yawn as you pick up and hear chatter in the background of wherever he is.

"First of all," he starts in a determined tone. "Texas ain't the armpit of the South. That's South Carolina." He says. He hasn't even been in Texas for forty-eight hours, and his accent is already thick again.

"My mistake," you laugh. "Did you have another point, or was that it?"

"Second of all, why d'you sound so tired?"

"Obviously, I was out partying with strange men all night."

"Really?" He asks, and you scoff.

"No, Joel. Filming went really late yesterday. I don't think I got home until six this morning."

"Sounds intense." 

"Not as intense as being interrogated by your mother," you say, and he hums. You hear someone laughing in the background and relish in the joy that you're not there to witness. He doesn't say anything for a minute, and you wonder if the line dropped, but when you pull the phone away from your face, you see the call is still active. "You really miss me so much that you called me just to sit on the line?"

"Maybe I did." He says. You take a deep breath and glance at the clock on your bedside table. He's two hours ahead. The sun must be setting by now, casting gorgeous rays onto his skin and making his eyes look amber. You wonder what Texas air does to Joel's soul. Maybe it soothes him like only an old baby blanket can. Maybe it makes him jumpy, like he's waiting for a clap of thunder that never comes. Maybe it makes him wonder why he left in the first place. You wish you could be there to read his expression and try to decipher what he's thinking. Someone calls Joel's name in the background, and you hear him shuffle with the phone, probably covering the microphone with his hand because the voices become muffled. When the phone comes back to his ear, he takes a deep breath, and you do the same. "I gotta go. Can I call you tomorrow?" He asks. 

"I'm counting on it, Miller." You say, and he laughs before mumbling a good night and hanging up the phone. 

After that, it becomes a habit for Joel to call you every day from Texas. He'll tell you different stories about his parents, how Austin has changed since he left, and update you on how the newest album is coming. He listens to you rant about work, how tired you are, and how frustrated you always get toward the end of a project. Sometimes the conversations last ten minutes, and sometimes they last hours. One night, you fell asleep on the phone with him because he was trying to get your opinion on a new song, but you had spent the day filming the scene of your character giving birth, which was tiring in its own right. He doesn't chide you for it. He just sends you a goodnight text and promises to call you the following night.

You hate to admit it, but production speeds up with Joel out of town. You end up wrapping your scenes a week early while Ryan still has another couple of days of filming his scenes. You'll probably get called back in for reshoots in a few months, but you feel really good about the work you put out there, and you finally get the chance to rest before Melanie sends you more scripts to read over. You send Joel a photo of your open laptop and a glass of wine next to it as the California sun sets over your balcony. 

Wrap parties are looking different as I get older.

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll still be a drunk, no matter how old.

Asshole.

Lashing out is the first sign of a bigger problem. I think I should call Melanie.

You laugh and search for the middle finger emoji when he sends you another text.

Paul got me on the list for some charity event this Saturday. Want to come with me? He said it'd probably be better to get some more dates in sooner rather than later.

The reminder that this is all fake shifts your entire mood. Of course, it's always lingering in your mind, but the texting didn't feel fake. The late-night calls didn't feel fake. He didn't feel fake. In fact, this is the first time you feel like you have a sliver of an idea as to who Joel Miller actually is when he isn't selling out world tours and recording platinum albums. It's stupid for you to feel this way. You have no reason to. No right. You take a deep breath and type out a message.

Sure.

On Friday, you drive to the airport to pick Joel up, creating an over-the-top scene of you running and jumping into his arms. His hat falls off his head and onto the ground as he catches you and kisses you sweetly. When he sets you back on the ground, he doesn't let you go right away. He lingers in your arms, and even though your feelings are still hurt and you're still trying to remind yourself that this is all fake, you let him. He smells like a detergent you don't recognize, but underneath that, you catch a whiff of the cologne he always wears. You rub his back as you hold him in the middle of the airport. 

"'S really good to see your face," he says into your neck, and you nod. 

"You too."

As you drive him home, he brings you up to speed on how the album is coming along and how different Texas was when he was there. You tell him about the last few days on set and an upcoming press junket in New York City. He lights up when you tell him the dates as you maneuver through LA traffic.

"I'm scheduled to go to New York to work with my sound mixer that same time. He's got his own studio out there now and knows more about it than I do," he says. "Maybe we can fly together? Make it look like a couple's trip?"

"Sure," you say. He furrows his eyebrows at your lack of excitement, and you scramble for something else to talk about. "How are your parents?" You ask. The rest of the ride to his house goes off without a hitch, and he kisses you again as he gets out of the car, both of you highly aware of the car full of paparazzi that's been tailing you since you left the airport. He promises to pick you up at five the following night, and you just nod. When you get home, you walk calmly into your house, lock the door, and scream.

Joel's hand is in yours as you wait for your turn to walk the carpet. You're not sure why there's a red carpet at a charity event, but you're not about to throw a fit about it. Joel is wearing a sleek black suit, and you're matching with a long black dress. It's a low-cut backless dress, and a sparkly necklace your stylist picked out rests against your sternum. Joel taps your hand, and you look at him.

"You okay?" He asks. He looks worried as he steps between you and the wall of photographers waiting for you to stand and pose perfectly for their photos. "You've been quiet the past few days."

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just tired. I think I'm still recovering from that last week of filming." 

"Are you sure you're not gettin' sick?" He asks, raising his other hand to your cheeks like he's checking your temperature. You smile half-heartedly and swat his hand away.

"I'm sure," you say. He tries to say more, but someone with a clipboard gets your attention and asks if you're ready. You nod and step onto the carpet, holding Joel's hand. The press erupts into a cloud of noise, startling you and making Joel laugh. You slap his chest and plaster on your rehearsed smile. You do your best to look where all the photographers are yelling at you to look and try different poses so they can get what they need. Everyone has to make a living, you suppose. You just wish their salary wasn't at the expense of your privacy. 

You get halfway down the carpet, taking pictures as a couple and some solo shots, before one of the photographers yells a new command. "Can we get a kiss?" He shouts. You pretend not to hear him and show off how the dress dips down your back, hugging you in all the right places. Still, the photographer is demanding a kiss, and now others have joined in too. It feels very "dance, monkey, dance," but you do your best to grit your teeth and smile. You catch Joel staring at you when you turn. It could be the flashing bulbs of cameras or how he's looking at you, but his eyes are sparkling, and the creases in the corners make you melt just a little. 

You hold out your hand for him to join you, which he happily obliges, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you close enough for him to kiss your temple. "You alright?" He asks against your skin as you rest a hand on his chest and look up at him. You nod and glance between his eyes and his lips. The chorus of people practically begging for a picture of you two kissing is growing, and you raise your eyebrows at him. 

"You gonna keep them waiting, or are you gonna kiss me?" You ask, the playful lilt reserved for him returning to your voice. He gives you a look and smirks before leaning down a pressing a chaste kiss to your lips. Everyone ooh's and aw's at you two, but you only care about how fast his heartbeat is against your palm. You want to blame it on the anxiety of walking the carpet and having people scream at you to do whatever they want. No, you have to blame it on that. There's no other option.

When you finally get inside, Joel gets you a glass of wine and a mixed drink for himself. The event is sweet and goes by quickly as you listen to people talk about something they're so passionate about. You decide to donate some money under an anonymous name once you are all excused to the reception, where there's food, more alcohol, and dancing. Joel leaves your side to catch up with some musician buddies, kissing your cheek before disappearing into the crowd. 

You nurse your wine as people you've never met start conversations with you. They're all polite and ask about your newest project, how LA's been treating you, and what's up next for you. You can't reveal much due to the NDA you signed at the beginning of shooting, but you tell them how excited you are for them to be able to see it and admit you've got some auditions lined up in the coming weeks. You've probably given the same answers to a handful of different people when you realize you're out of wine and Joel is still missing. You scan the room for him, but you can't find him. That's fine, you think. It's not like he's obligated to stick to my side at all times. He can have his own life.

You sigh as you belly up to the bar and order another glass of wine. You almost make it a double when someone taps your arm, making you turn. "I don't mean to interrupt, but you look exquisite tonight. I just thought you should know," ultra-famous producer Richard Pike tells you. You blink at him, your brain struggling to catch up with the fact that one of the men who's made the most award-winning films in the past twenty years just noticed you. "I know everyone has probably told you that tonight, but-"

"Oh, no. Thank you. I'm sorry. I was just a little starstruck right then," you apologize before holding your hand out to introduce yourself. He takes your hand and kisses the top of it. It's very dramatic, but this is Hollywood we're talking about. Your glass of wine arrives, and he pays the bartender before you can even reach for your purse. 

"Women as gorgeous as you should never have to pay for a drink. Ever." He says, and you laugh.

"I mean, I won't argue with you on that," you say, taking your glass in your hand to clink it against his glass of scotch. "Thank you, Mr. Pike."

"Please, call me Richard," he insists. "You just finished another movie, didn't you? You're a very busy girl."

"Yes, sir. I'm already looking for new projects to audition for." 

"Oh, I remember when I had actors audition. See, that was before I started writing roles for specific actors. Some people call that crude or playing favorites, but it hasn't failed me yet." 

"No, sir, it hasn't."

"So formal! Yes, sir! No, sir! Are you like this with everyone?" He asks as he takes a big swig of his drink.

"Just people who can cast me," you say. You're partially joking, but it's enough for him. He laughs, and his hand lands perfectly on your exposed back as he cackles loudly. You force yourself to laugh along with him and suddenly get that sinking feeling in your chest. Everybody seems to strategically look away from you two at the bar, and you want to be anywhere but here. 

"You know, I've seen a few of your movies," he says, getting close to your face like he's telling you a secret. "I think you've got a lot of potential. With just a little coaching and one great role," his hand dips lower down your back, and you freeze. Ice water runs through your veins, and everything is screaming at you to run away, but your heels stay planted against the expensive hardwood. "We'll make an Oscar winner of you yet."

"Excuse me," a familiar drawl says behind you. You both turn and make eye contact with Joel. "May I steal my girlfriend for a dance? I promised her one on the way over." He asks, but he's already wrapping an arm around your waist, ready to pull you away. The hand on your back disappears and claps Joel on the shoulder.

"Of course! You take good care of this one!"

"Yes, sir," Joel says as he pulls you to the dance floor. Your heart is still beating in your throat, and you feel like you could cry, but Joel's looking at you with such kindness. You find safety in him as you wrap your arms around his neck and slowly sway with him, the soft material of his dress shirt calming you down. He waits until Pike is out of earshot to lean down to talk in your ear. "Now, I know you don't need me savin' you like that. Are you sure you're okay?" 

"He's one of the biggest producers in Hollywood. He could tank my career in a single email. You want to be the one to yell at him?" You ask. "If I said or did something, he would've doubled down, but he respects you more. He backed off because, in his mind, I belong to you."

"How do you know?"

"I've dealt with people like him before. They're all the same old men who think they can offer you a legacy on a silver platter if you fuck them. I've gotten enough advice from other actors to know how to handle them. Let them get touchy but find an out before it can go too far. Stroke their egos so they feel good about themselves. Basically, do whatever to keep you and your career safe."

"I thought stuff like that didn't happen anymore."

"You and everyone else in the world. Things don't just magically change because one guy goes to jail." You sigh. 

"I'm sorry," he says, and you shake your head. 

"It's fine."

"No, it's not. You shouldn't have to deal with that."

"It was one of the first things people told me when I started. They said it was something I might just have to… endure but that the weight would get easier to carry. One actress even told me that it was the price we have to pay because everyone wants to be us," you chuckle. He doesn't interrupt you; he just stares at you with apologetic eyes like he would take this burden from you if he could. You almost believe him. "I don't think that's true. I think most people would hand this lifestyle in the second it got too real."

"What would you do if you weren't an actor?" He asks, and you shrug.

"I always thought about being a teacher. Sure, the pay is shit, and the work is thankless, but kids are our future, you know? There's something really special about shaping young minds."

"Sounds nice."

"What about you? What would you do if you weren't doing this?"

"Probably something with my hands. I worked as a mechanic for a while, and I really liked that. I liked how it was a big puzzle that needed to get sorted out and fixed up."

"Why'd you stop?" You ask. 

"I needed to grow up. My dad owned a contracting company, so I worked with him until I saved up enough to record my first album. And that was that."

"It's crazy how we fought so hard to get to where we are, and now that we're here, it's..." You trail off, trying to figure out what you want to say.

"Terrifying?" He suggests, and you nod. "Yeah, I'm terrified every second of every day."

"You don't act like it." 

"I don't act like a lot of things that I should," he says. He stares at you so intently that the rest of the world fades away. You don't hear the song die down or the applause erupt around you as the band takes a bow. You can feel his heartbeat against your chest. You know how crazed it is. He wets his lips before stepping back and trailing his eyes down your dress and back up to your face like he's taking you in for the first time. "You really do look beautiful tonight." You swallow around the lump in your throat and smooth your hands down your dress, suddenly self-conscious. 

"Thank you." You mumble. 

Pictures of you two kissing on the carpet and dancing inside are circulating online before you even leave the event. You wake up to a huge batch of texts— one from your mom, two from Joel, six from Ryan, and one from Melanie about your trip to New York that you barely read. You would've stayed in bed wallowing in your own bad luck if there wasn't a sharp knock on your door. You groan the whole way down the stairs like it will help you greet whoever has decided to show up at your house at eight in the morning, but nobody's there when you open the door. 

Instead, a bouquet of flowers in a lovely vase sits on your mat with a note sticking out. You glance down your street and barely catch a delivery truck turning down the block. You carefully take the flowers into your kitchen before plucking the note between the petals. 

Pretty flowers for a pretty girl - JM 

(PS bought these of my own volition)

"Goddammit," you mutter under your breath as you think about his lips on yours, his soft shirt, and his stupid fucking, "I don't act like a lot of things I should."

[sprout-senior]

this is. so fucking stupid

i put way too much effort into this

edit: picture formatting

transcription/image ID and more under the cut

[panel one: Error is looking at blue, who is in the foreground about to eat a brownie with a very wide open mouth, with horror. his hands are on either side of his head.]

Error: oh no! Blue’s gonna eat that WEED BROWNIE!

[panel two: Error eats the brownie, accompanied by the word CHOMP. Blue watches with surprise.]

[panel three: Blue is grinning, while Error looks very distressed, holding his hands in front of him.]

Blue: wow Error! did you just eat my forever weed brownie? [the words forever weed brownie are in green.]

Error: it was the only way to-

[Error cuts himself off, and the next panel displays him looking like a photorealistic skeleton, a vast contrast from the extremely round and simplistic style of the previous panels.]

Error: w h a t [the word what, spaced out for dramatic effect]

[end comic transcription]

anyway yeah i’m getting back into traditional art at least for the time being since i can’t find my damn stylus. this is the first page in my new sketchbook

[image ID: a sketchbook page, featuring several doodles. in the top left, there is a cute bunny man holding up a peace sign, winking, and smiling with his mouth open. he is on a neon orange background, drawn with purple ballpoint pen, with the caption “WAOW!”. next to this, in the top right, is a simplistic drawing of a lavender bush, colored with bright purple and green markers. below the bunny man are three small doodles of various expressions. one looks concerned and a little disgusted, captioned “yeesh”. the second is a somewhat curious looking one with its eyes popping out of its head, captioned “idk”. the third and final expression is a top down view of a face with very large sparkling eyes, captioned “forced to eat cement at age six”. the bottom half of the page features the comic transcribed above, with numbers and arrows clarifying the order of events. end sketchbook page transcription]

one final block of text to round out the post: i’m doing image descriptions/transcriptions now! i gave up on alt text a while ago, because it was such a pain to format and difficult to work with for me, and i forgot that i have free will and can type that information in the actual post. please let me know how i did! accessibility is important to me, so if my descriptions are lacking in any way or could stand to be improved, i would so so appreciate it if you could tell me what to do to improve! thanks!

[bestpartofbe-lie-ve]

I love the Avatar era on tik tok, the edits r amazing and I literally enjoy all the fuss, but, yk what I'm rlly not enjoying? the amount of people, no, the amount of ADULTS throwing hate and death wishes to Spider.

SPOILERS OF ATWoW BELOW ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Putting stupid and messed up captions like "it should've been Spider" or "I wish Lo'ak kills him" and even "Lo'ak is entering his Anakin era, Spider is so done", as if all the hate would, in some way, bring Neteyam back in the next movie.

And my whole problem with all this is the lack of empathy people have over Spider's backstory and EVERYTHING he went through. He was an outsider, an outcast, not only with the Sullys but with the humans back on the lab as well. He had no real family, and even tho he tried to fit in with Jake and his family, they never really cared about him. Not the enough. Quaritch literally took him, abducted him, and even though Kiri was worried, crying for him, all that Jake said was "he's gonna be alright" and then, ofc, he forgot entirely about him. He was more worried about him spilling out the beans about their operations and base rather than his safety. (and, btw, he was tortured and still never gave a single piece of information). Not to mention how Neytiri ignored Kiri telling her that Spider had fallen off the tree.

And the whole "he belongs with his own kind" thing Neytiri had going on was so out of pocket, specially, since his own very husband, Toruk Makto himself, was a human first. And Spider was a little kid atm, a kid playing and trying to fit.

Now, imagine how surprised Spider was when suddenly, out of no fucking where, the man whom he had been told all his childhood was evil, treated him decently. Stopping the scientists of keeping hurting him and melting his brain, respecting his decision to go by Spider even tho human Quaritch wouldn't have given a fuck about his preferences, listening to what he had to say (like the na'vi lessons); even listening to his pleadings on not to hurt, or kill, the clans. And, ofc, the cherry on top: Quaritch saving him from Neytiri, losing his chance over Jake (his WHOLE motivation and goal) even though Spider only cared for Kiri's well being all the time.

And yes, Quaritch may have been manipulating him, I don't doubt that, but Spider is a noble kid. He's noble, kind, caring and would never leave anyone to die not mattering if they're good or bad. Something that makes him entirely different from his dad. He didn't wanted to save him, we literally see him struggling with taking a decision, but deep down he can't just leave him to die. Not when, after all, he's someway his dad, and the one that saved him from Neytiri moments ago. It's a debt, and if you struggle with at least just an inch of daddy issues y'all may be familiar with that sensation of "maybe he's changing, he's not a lost cause. He cares about me".

He's not a fucking traitor. With, or without Quaritch, they would've kept hunting the Sullys. The military lady said it herself, that with Jake being "the leader" they were on disadvantage, bc Jake knew how to strike them. He was already a target, Quaritch had been just the scapegoat to catch him faster.

It was dumb to save him? Yes, definitely. But it's understandable, and wishing that Lo'ak, his literally childhood best friend, kills him after finding out, or Neytiri, it's just messed up.

[obligitory-fma-blog]

I watched the second fma Netflix adaptation. Here’s the best of my notes:

They had the whole fma original soundtrack to use for this movie and tHEY DIDNT??

Purification arts of Xing?? Just call it Alcehestry like they do in the show?? (No I didn’t spell it right I was noting stuff as I went and didn’t look it up)

Okay the weird pause before Lan Fan pulled out the smoke bomb…

ITS AN ACTUAL BOMB?????

Lots of weird pauses and slow-mo’s to mimic anime fights but it reads weird as live action and I don’t like it

HUGHES THANK FUCK PLEASE MAKE THIS LESS WEIRD

Wtf never mind hi envy with your shit ass wig (I forgot they killed off Hughes in the first one 😭😭)

LAN FAN BODIED HIM LMAO

Ed really be like “you do you ig”

“Yeah people exploding today!” Is my favorite line so far. (English Captions with Japanese audio; this was the train hijacker guy from fma 03)

Ed’s expression when Mustang shows up is the most in character thing I will say that (after train stuff)

I will say they did better on characterization this time around I feel like they’re close to the actual characters

But it’s hard to get close to them since they aren’t, well, animated characters. Trying not to judge too harshly.

Not terrible so far actually

Okay nevermind about the cgi WHAT IS WITH XIAOMEI

“I mean, we’re just some decent human beings.” -Ed who wanted to leave Mei behind

GO OFF MEI YEAHHHH TELL HIM THE BITCH

Okay we’re gonna have a really awkward explosion-over-short moment that just will not work because it isn’t animated

GIRLIE ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE

Mei being a bitch back is warranted

They be running

“You’ll never catch me, tiny rice man!” -Mei (rice man?)

The dialogue being altered where Ed says he doesn’t have a god to pray to before scar kills him bothers me

I like Alphonse’s movements on the ground when he’s incapacitated, I think the cgi works well there

Hi Mustang good on you for saving your pseudo sons

Riza with the side eye lmao

The slowmo’s again like hello

ARMSTRONG HIIIII You look really fuckin weird tho But HIIIIII

Okay the flexing I can do without thanks it looks weird

Yes Breda why is he shirtless

The red eyes don’t look good either. (For scar)

N ow see why wouldn’t you put in a leitmotif for the brothers theme in this scene with Ed and Al and instead just put in sad piano that sounds vaguely similar to it

WHERES THE LINE ABOUT THEM BEING BROKEN BUT ALIVE WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THAT

Riza being the best and putting her coat over Ed >>>>

Mustang go comfort your son’s PLEASE

Okay just ignore that I’m on the found family train

Girlie that looked like a bad PowerPoint presentation WHY WOULD YOU DO IT LIKE THAT?? (The part where the officer shot the ishvallen child)

Gluttony… hi… again…. Can’t wait for your cgi…. (It didn’t look as bad tbh)

Sorry but with the military uniform off and just the white collared shirt he looks LIKE A DAD LIKE CMON (Mustang)

“You’ve grown… at least I think.” -Hoenhiem, observational genius

“I think I like this scene better than canon a bit actually? Cause Ed gets to express his emotions more than just calling him a bastard

Okay Hoenhiem just ignore him??

Uh oh they have to walk back together

“Our hair matches :D” -Hoenhiem

Ed immediately takes his out of the ponytail

Im not gonna lie I chuckled at that

Also I love seeing Ed with his hair down we don’t get enough of that

“stop following me” -Ed

“we’re going to the same place? 😥” -Hoenhiem

Okay we’re talking about Xerxes instead of Ed and Al’s mom or…?

And the bitch is gone

YOURE GOING TO XERXES WITH AUTOMAIL YOU DUMBASS YOURE GONNA OVERHEAT

Ooooo love the look of Xerxes ruins

Awwww Winry’s parents :D we get more of them

They’re gonna die tho and I hate that :(

This is gonna be so hard wrenching actually-

GIRL IM GONNA CRY

5 minutes into Central and you’re already causing trouble, good job Ed

Al I feel like has the weakest characterization so far in this adaptation he’s just reacting to stuff rather than doing stuff as far as I’ve seen

Scar when Winry is having a breakdown🧍

Ruhroh Winry’s got a gun

Okay the slowmo makes more sense here

Ed saves the day :D

Also we finally see scars brother after getting no context on him

Good acting on Lan Fan’s part

Also why is this calling her Ran Fan? Is that a dub thing (they called Ling “Lin” but this was all in the captions so I’m confused)

“King Bradley is a Homonculus” very serious Ling “hUh.” -Ed

Any Mustang and Hughes content is good Mustang and Hughes content I don’t make the rules

Also it’s good they didn’t change the layout of Riza’s explanation montage for Ishval because it works really well in canon and translated pretty well to live action

Riza and Roy’s speeches near the end >>>

Oh great the bros are gonna try and catch scar alone this can only end well

Well they definitely didn’t catch him

WINRY HOW TF ARE YOU HERE??

MUSTANG WHY TF ARE YOU HERE???

Oh hi Riza :D

Mustang’s like “let ur gf speak to him if she wants like damn”

Ed’s like “bb girl if he says anything shitty I’ll fight for you”

WINRY GIRLBOSS LUV HER

“Hell no I don’t forgive you for shit, but I’m gonna patch you up anyway.” -Winry

Okay cool message, someone must endure pain if it means they can prevent further suffering and cycles of violence

Uh oh Gluttony escaped

He be runnin

YEAH ED AND AL SAVE UR DAD

YEAH SCAR SAVE WINRY

YEAHHHHHH

“Wait I won’t leave you behind” MUSTANG BEING A DAD AHEGWIWNWN

“Colonel your fight is elsewhere” SCREAMING

Oh hi envy

ED SAVINF LING

and they got eaten lmao

Yay we’re all trapped in Gluttony’s stomach :D

Envy is so cynical what a bitch lol

“Tf is a portal of truth 🧍” -Ling

Oh great we’re gonna get cgi envy this will go well right?

EW

Could be worse but

EW

Conclusion: it was okay. There were parts I genuinely liked. There are things that also bug me to no end. The soundtrack from the original series would’ve fit way better and a lot of times it sounded like an off brand marvel track. Acting and cgi was a lot better (at times.) An improvement on the first one, and a semi-worthwhile watch if you have nothing else to do and you like fma. Cannot and will never be a substitute for the original obviously. Seems like less of a cash grab and more of a genuine effort this time which I appreciate. Overall? 6.5/10

(Lemme know if y’all want my full notes version because it has way more of me screaming and being goofy)

[sejanusxcoriyo]

Pairings: Josh Andres Rivera x Fem!Actress!reader/ Tom Blyth x Rachel Zegler

Face Claim: Coco Jones

Type: Social Media AU

Summary: Josh finally puts an end to this, or does he?

Warnings: Cussing, let me know if i forgot any

A/N: This should be the last part, anything else created will just be short AU blurbs <3

Text messages with Josh

Text messages with Rachel

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↪️joshynfan3 i want a love like theirs

↪️joshfan3 i want someone to look at me the way they look at each other in that 4th pic

↪️rachelfan4 right, a girl could WISH

Joshandresrivera

Joshandresrivera My princess, I'm so sorry for not saying this sooner, but you are my world, and I have no clue how I survived with you this long. My precious, delicate jewel, I will love you until my heart stops. Even then, the heavens cannot tear me from your arms. I love you more than words can tell, my beautiful diamond❤️😘

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joshfan1 yall look at how he holds her, im desprate

↪️rachelfan1 i was just about to comment that

↪️joshynfan1 pay attention to how he looks at her in that 7th photo

ynuser my man my man my man, i love you <3

↪️joshandresrivera my woman my woman my woman i love you more <3

↪️rachelfan2 just look how they interact with each other

↪️oliviafan1 did you steal her caption?

↪️ynfan1 that bitch tried to break up her relationship, fuck her caption

hunterschafer im jealous, need a man like him

↪️rachelzegler im right here babe?

↪️tomblyth rach...

↪️rachelzegler didnt expect you to see that...ily

↪️hunterschafer i never said i wanted to break anyone up

↪️tomblyth rachel i hear you giggling from under the covers

↪️rachelzegler you'll never catch me!

↪️joshandresrivera @/ynuser these are our kids

↪️ynuser who is we?

↪️tomblyth mom?

↪️ynuser 🙄

joshfan2 love how they intact with each other

↪️ynfan2 right??

joshynfan2 i love them so much, adopt me plz

Oliviarodrigo Josh?

↪️oliviafan1 see shes just tryna set things straight

↪️joshfan3 its giving desperate

↪️ynfan2 not you being desperate for another womans man

↪️rachefan3 oohh i know this is eating you ALIVE

↪️oliviafan2 shut up all, of yall, yall dont know shit

↪️rachelfan4 imagine defending a cheater..couldn't be me

↪️joshfan4 imagine begging for ex under his post abut his girlfriend...couldn't be me

Zendaya its giving desperate

↪️joshynfan3 isnt it

↪️oliviafan3 no one even likes you

↪️zendayafan1 dont speak about mother like that

↪️rachelfan5 not olivias an summoning a whole nother fandom

↪️ynfan3 they about to eat them alive

ynuser my lover boy

↪️joshnadresrivera my princess

[hoes4matthew]

Don't Get it // Pt. 1

Warnings: slight angst, a little fluff on the end (?), toxic gf, use of y/n (sorry), that's all I think.

Summary: Chris' first girlfriend ends up being toxic, he always comes to you to escape from her.

Authors Note: this one is a little longer then my others

Chris' pov:

Me and my girlfriend have only been dating for about a month, probably less. But she still took it opon herself to post us on my insta while I was in the shower. Not even a photo that could be brushed off as friends.

Even after we had a whole conversation about how I wanted our relationship to stay between a very small amount of people. But still, she got into my phone and posted a picture of us kissing, the caption saying, "hard launch<3".

Even if I did want our relationship to be public I definitely wouldn't do a hard launch. I'd probably just drop little hints. Even after that I'd feel like I'd never go publicly about us officially dating.

This probably should have been something that made me a little suspicious, or something. But nope. I just brushed it off and figured she forgot it something. Right? Or maybe she was just really excited to tell people about our relationship.

To be honest, I was really scared to even get in a relationship in the first place. Not just because it would be my first, also because I've been scared of having a girlfriend for a while. When she first asked me to be her girlfriend I freaked out and ended up leaving on read for two hours, almost three if it weren't for the help of y/n. I didn't really mean to leave her on read I just didn't know what to say.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

I shoot you from my sleep, apparently way to fast because my head hurt and my vision went blurry. It wasn't something uneussal. I normally get up too fast and end up having to sit back down. A sat there for a minute, waiting for it to go away before I got up. I stumbled out of my bed and slipped on some pajama pants.

I can't tell if I was just too tired or didn't care, maybe both, but I put the hello kitty pajama pants on that y/n got us. She beged me to match with her for a solid week till I caved. I don't admit it to her but honestly I found them really cute. Not because their hello kitty, but because they're matching with her.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

"I'm coming!" I yelled out, but it came out as more of a raspy whisper. I slowly dragged my feet as a walked over to the front door. I was still barely even awake. My eyes were still half closed and I couldn't really see anything. But I didn't really even need to see anything too know who it was.

She pushed me too the side and walked in, closing the door. She didn't even look at me her eyes where locked to her phone. My eyes followed her as she sat down at the kitchen table, I stared at her, waiting for her to look up from her phone, but she never did.

"Get dressed. We're going to a party." She didn't even look up from her phone. I looked her up and down, he had a short skirt and and a crop top. It took me a while to actually process what she said.

"What? Now?''

She always did this. She'd always make plans without me knowing and tell me at the very last second. Giving me zero time to get ready. And I'm sure she took all morning too make sure she looked perfect. And I have to go looking like I haven't slept in weeks.

"Yes. Now."

She looked me up and down and immediately rolled her eyes when she saw my pants. Her eyes went back down to her phone.

"Didn't care to tell me sooner?" I walk off into my room as I say this. Maybe I could sneak pout the party half was though. Thing is, she was my ride home. I could call y/n, but she doesn't like y/n. She says that she's a bad influence. I don't know why, she's only meet her twice. I don't care what she says when it comes to y/n. She's been my friend since 2nd grade, I'm not just gonna stop talking too her.

I faintly got dressed after zoning out for a while. I just slipped on some sweet pants and a hoodie. A walked back out, she was deeply distracted in her phone, per usual. I cleared my throat so she would notice I was done changing. I thought she would just get up and start walking out with me, always. She stood up and pointed towards me.

"I don't like the attitude you've been giving me." She can't be for real. I'm the one with the attitude? I just shook my head, looking to the floor.

"I'm not..at least I'm not meaning too. Sorry." I guess this was good enough because she walked out, with me following behind.

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Once we were at the party, as a thought, she drifted off with her group of friends. I put my hands in my pocket, just standing there. Nobody even bothered to look or talk to me. I could have not came at all and it wouldn't make a difference.

I didn't know anybody. For the most part it was all girls. Some brought their boyfriends, who were well dressed and looked somewhat interested and glad to be there.

Unlike me, I was just there. I really just felt like a waste of a person. As I look around I see I'm the only person not dressed up. I've barely even been at the party for 15 minutes and I wanna leave.

I walked over to the bar thinking maybe if I got a drink it would help. Just a Pepsi, not even any alcohol. I asked over too the bar to ask for a Pepsi but I barely got my words out before the girlfriend came over.

She shook her head at me and turned to the bartender, I really didn't know what I did wrong. There's always something with her. Sometimes when she's mad I know exactly why and other times I'm clueless.

"Don't give it too him, he's not allowed drinks this early.''

Not allowed? It's not even and alcoholic drink. Even if it was, she's not my mother and she shouldn't be telling me what to drink. It's not even like I have to worry about drunk driving, I can't drive ether way.

"But it's just-"

She hushed me. As always. Everytime we got in an argument she wouldn't let me get any words out. And when I did she completely ignores them.

"No drinks.''

She repeated. Her voice louder this time, some people turning to look at what was happening.

"I just need something too wake up! It's just some sod-"

"I don't care what it is your not drinking this early!! And that's that. I don't care what you say or do I will not let you get a drink no matter what. God, you always start problems Chris!! This is why I don't take you to parties.''

She raised her voice more. More people turned and gasped slightly. She casually walked off back to her friends and started laughing and joking around like normal. I'll never, ever, understand how she switches up so quickly.

I sat there in shock and was slightly upset. I put my hood up over my head, embarrassed by all the people looking. After a while a got up and just walked out. I couldn't deal with this party anymore. She can yell at me more it later, I don't care. I just needed to get out of there.

I pulled out my phone and called y/n, sitting in the curb as a waited for her to answer. A smile appeared on my face as I heard her voice through the phone.

"Hi!!"

"Hey..can you pick me up." My voice shook slightly, I tried to sound as clam as possible but apparently I'm not too good at that. I could hear the tone of y/n's voice change.

"What? Are you okay? Where are you you? Are you hur-" She was always so caring, so worried about me when I ask for help with anything.

"Shh. I'm okay. My girlfriend just dragged me too some party..and just- I'll explain more on the drive home come you just please pick me up."

"Don't worry I'm on my way."

Your POV:

I pulled up to the address Chirs gave me. I saw him on the crub with his hood up and his head down. Once he saw my car pull up he quickly lifted his head up and walked up to the car. I could already tell he'd been crying, his eyes where all red and he tear stains on his face.

He got into the passenger seat, sniffling as he buckled himself. I drove away , I didn't look at him. I knew one of his least favorite things was people seeing him cry. He already knew where everything was in my car. He opens the top console and grabs a tissue, wiping his tears off.

"What did what she did this time." Just thinking about her, thinking about the stories Chris has told me, it made me wanna smack some sense into her. Chris was silent for a bit before speaking.

"The usual. Yelling at me for something stupid. I just wanted a Pepsi y/n, why does she have to act like that?"

I shook my head slightly. I really wish I could have an answer for him. I'll never understand how somebody could just act like that to somebody they love.

I decided to change the topic, I knew we stayed in the topic any longer he'd just get more upset.

"Wanna go to the gas station and get a Pepsi?"

I could almost feel him get happier. He sat up in his seat, a smirk spreading across his face. He wiped his tears away with his sleeves.

"But I don't have any money."

"I'll pay"

[dullahandyke]

Hang on actually before I hit post limit.pinned post so I can edit this and have my tumblr thoughts even tho I'm post limited

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6.40PM

Yup okay hit the post limit <3 new followers please know this is normal

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6.47PM

Anonymous asked: did they put bugs in him again

Yknow it's hard to tell but I think they might have. Guys we need to get riku dewormed again, this keeps happening to him :(

Anonymous asked: I forgot I had notifs turned on for your blog . Oopsie daisy

HAHAAAAAAAA ANON I CACKLED.... flattered u have urgent coverage on which large surface I'm thinking abt being slammed into at any given time but ig this is an object lesson in paying too much attention to me or something

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8.06PM

Listening to a queer history podcast and it's so funny they're explaining to me what yuri is... I know ❤

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8.14PM

on my laptop now bcos i gotta study for this stupid test..d. and then afterwards theres a powerpoint im actually rlly gonna enjoy presenting but i gotta facking put it together, augh

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8.51PM

niche complaint but it sucks shit when animanga do the 'character suddenly becomes hot as part of a daydream/joke' gag and they dont go full bishie. give that man a delicate jawline NOW!!!

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9.13PM

really happy with this sticker on my laptop. whenever im feeling down i just rememebr that this man got a lobotomy

[ID: a black frame meme featuring Hajime Hinata from Super Danganronpa 2 at the chapter 1 cabin party, smiling and holding a glass of orange juice. It is captioned, "This man, got a lobotomy.]

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9.18PM

whew im a sneezy girl. the sneezing sneasler. wait thats a pokemon. ritalin on friday unless i have a heart murmur

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9.37PM

@effervescentleaf asked:

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9.39PM

i know im constantly posting abt my beard but its still weird as hell to consider that i have a beard that other people can see. when people look at me they see androgyny. what the fuck. i keep being drawn to people with beards and make-up/long hair/jewelry/whatever the fuck else as my favourite examples of gender non-conformity and like. IM that. im that with my stupid eyeliner. what the shit

also that reminds me im not gonna have time to do my eyeliner before my class test tomorrow :/ now i Could just go without it bcos i'll have a presentation later in the day that i should probably be serious for. but where is the fun in that. i will be wearing a hawaiian shirt instead of a t-shirt and thats all that can be expected of me <3

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9.55PM

i probs need to eat a proper meal but the call of pop tarts it is so great.... sighhhh i got the bread out the freezer for soup so ill see if thats defrosted. and if not. squints. cup noodles. kinda want the cup noodles anyway but the soup is gonna expire soon so i gotta be fuckinnn responsible and nutritious or whatever

sidenote i kind of rlly enjoy having just one long ledger of posts all day. kind of fun

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11.51PM

Ugh fuck my gay life I gotta make a PowerPoint... I'm tired I'm a bit sick i gotta sleeeep... wanted to make it fancy but ig that's fucked :(

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12.01AM

I saw a video of a cat and now I miss bubbles :( bubblesssss... I'm going home tomorrow tho so I'll see her then :)

[star-quill]

listening to a lot of the killers recently and then forgot about brandon's solo albums which then made me think about rockstar!peter's band taking a break for a while. peter has some songs he's written for the band but they never worked on them. but he really wants to work on them, he wants to put them out there and the band tells him to do it, but do it solo. he's confused at first, confused as to why they're so encouraging, but they know how proud he is of these songs and the band just isn't ready to make music again for a while.

so he does, he goes solo for a few years, touring the albums in smaller venues. it's more intimate than the arenas and stadiums that the band is used to. and he loves it just as much as those shows. and the band comes to watch him at a show in their hometown state, cheering the loudest out of everyone. he's able to meet the fans easier too, saying hi and signing stuff at the back entrance to the venues. he stays for hours meeting as many people as he can.

for the first tour, he just has a backing band, using the pre-recorded backing vocals over the speakers. but the second album's tour, he has backing singers on the stage. and one of them is you, and he grows quite fond of you over the duration of the tour. you and him hang out the most, chilling at the back of the bus sharing popcorn and watching movies. you help him write more songs too, one of which he lets you have, after confessing that you want to start your own music career. you refuse at first, but he laughs and says you practically wrote the song yourself anyway so it's only right that you have it. you share a kiss one night during tour, on the balcony of his hotel room after he invites you up for another writing session. you order room service and champagne and it just happens.

over the course of the rest of tour, the fans start to notice there's more pictures of you two than the whole backing band, on his instagram from every city that he posts about. then you post a selfie of you two, your hand grabbing his chin while he squints his eyes and scrunches his mouth up. you caption it "hanging out with this one every day is a dream come true💛". he reposts it to his story with another yellow heart and his fans are flooding your comments asking if you're actually together or just friends. you reply to one of them and tag peter like "well are you gonna say it or am i?".

peter then debuts a new song at the next show and it's very clearly a love song aimed at you. he introduces it saying he wrote it with and about someone special. then he turns to you and asks if you'd join him down the front to help him sing it. a crew member brings out two bar stools for you and him and you both sit down, while he picks up his acoustic guitar and starts the song. you have the opening verse and he doesn't stop looking at you the entire song, smiling while he's singing. when the song finishes, he takes your hand and helps you off the stool, pulling you in for a hug. he kisses your cheek before turning to the crowd and encouraging them to cheer for you as you head back to the little stage at the back where you previously stood.

later on, he's scrolling instagram and reposts a fan's video from the show, sharing the moment between you and him singing and then hugging. he captions it with a yellow heart and tags you as well. you're in the bathroom of the hotel room and you come out and join him on the bed, kissing his cheek and checking your mentions from him. that's when you turn to him and smile.

"yellow hearts are gonna become our thing aren't they?"

[mischief-lies-and-stories]

Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight

I tried to get Thor: Tales of Asgard on one of my streaming sites, but it's unavailable (Google's a liar). But I did find this ridiculous Christmas special, and Christmas starts November 1 for me, so I'm gonna watch this and report back. My screenshots are not great quality, apologies in advance.

Spoilers for Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!

I hope I get some Frostiron fodder from this because I'm a fucking fool. [EDIT: I did not. :( ]

Oh fuck I forgot Thor is voiced by Travis Willingham

MATT MERCER IS CAP HOLY FUCK

Fuck hang on now I'm sidetracked by the voice actors. Okay, I just recognized Ironman because he always voices him. Captain Marvel was Delilah Blackwood in Vox Machina!!! Why are there so many Critical Role voice actors in here??!! And Loki is ALSO in Vox Machina what is happening?? The Avengers to Vox Machina/Critical Role pipeline is fucking bewildering y'all.

Reptil, why are you in civilian clothes?? The only hero stuff he has are his wings and I know nothing about him so I can't tell if they're organic or technical but either way they are the thinnest wings I've ever fucking seen. Listen to Cap and stay out of this. Your mentors couldn't even be bothered to suit you up as a precaution.

Who took the time to cross off "on duty"?? Was it Tony? I bet it was Tony.

Yes!!! My boi my love my darling is heeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!! (Caption by me, obvs)

Reptil, you don't have any armor!!!

Loki just called Reptil, "childasaurus" which was not funny at all but I definitely laughed because I'm fucked.

Oh no (not in a shipping way). I'm in tremendous danger of rooting for Loki throughout this movie.

"I'm trying to remember all the positives of a big hole in the sky. Nope. There are none." TONY STARK I'M CRYING.

CAPSICLE!!!

He. He just. I am not kidding, Cap just defeated the frost giant by kicking a shard of ice UP ITS ASS. LITERALLY cause of death: pegged too hard by Captain America. I can't even.

So Reptil gets hit in the head by the frost giant while trying to outfly the vortex caused by the portal. He gets knocked out, the frost giant goes into the portal, and the portal closes. And then IRONMAN TRIES TO YELL AT HIM TO WAKE HIM UP. YOU'VE GOT THOR WHO CAN FLY WITH MJOLNIR, STARK WHO CAN FLY, AND CAPTAIN MARVEL WHO CAN FLY all there on the beach, and NOT A ONE thinks to fly to his rescue. Hulk yells at him and he wakes up. What is this movie??

Ymir get off Loki's throne, you upstart!

Santa is part elf and part frost giant??!!

"Santa Claus is beloved, celebrated. Songs are sung in his name." Loki, I'll write a song for you.

Please I need just ONE episode of Loki where Tom Hiddleston has to say "The hunt is on for Santa Claus." Just one. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard come out of Loki's mouth. [We've gotten a Guardians Christmas special; gimme a Loki Christmas special, Marvel, I'm fucking begging you.]

Can we get this boy [Reptil] some other pants? These sweats are why he's tripping so much.

TONY why are you still in the suit while it's being washed? THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS A SHOWER.

"Hulk that's not shampoo." WAS IT REALLY FOOT CREAM TONY OR IS IT JUST THE PG ANSWER?

ROCKET FUCK YES SECOND FAVORITE SUPERHERO MY LOVE

Damn Loki's discovered outsourcing.

REPTIL SITTING ON HULK'S SHOULDERS IS SO CUTE

Loki: *puts a massive bounty on Santa's head and frames him for multiple crimes*

Thor: 'Tis merely a funny jest! My brother loves his pranks. Have I told you about the time he stabbed me?

"It isn't impossible if you believe." Reptil do not turn this into The True Meaning of Christmas: The Movie.

Okay I'll take some stony shit if we don't get frostiron.

Reptil aren't you a little... old to still believe in Santa?

Why does Santa live on the Candyland game board?

If this movie doesn't end with the Avengers and Loki exchanging presents around the Christmas tree because The True Meaning of Christmas led a LITERAL NORSE GOD to set aside his villainy for the day in the name of kindness and generosity and Christian cheer, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

TONY MEETING THE ELVES AND IMMEDIATELY LAYING INTO THE MICRO AGGRESSIONS, JESUS

Yeah why didn't you bring Thor? He wouldn't have been racist--actually I watched Thor 1, he absolutely would have.

"Time to separate the boys from the other boys." Captain Marvel I love you.

"Okay this is why I love it. You've heard of Santa, right?" HULK HE'S CENTRAL TO THE FUCKING PLOT, MAN

Reptil, aren't you cold in that t-shirt? Are you able to regulate your body heat?

Why is Loki's only power this damn scepter? Marvel, Stop De-powering Your Cunning God with a Talent for Magic Challenge

Why is Mount Jolly the only name you're using the English sound for the letter J with? Shouldn't it be Mount "Yolly"?

Is Loki's heart gonna grow three sizes? I hope so

"Go easy. We're on the same side." CAP you THREW A SHIELD at them. FIRST.

The b-plot is Thor and Hulk encouraging a random shop owner named Nick to steal Santa's identity (but like, the plot twist is 100% gonna be that he's pulling a Miracle on 34th Street and Nicky Boy is actually Santa).

"The greater the youth, the greater the truth." I CANNOT believe we've reduced (ha. reduced) the light elves to fucking Santa's helpers.

"Evil doesn't observe holidays." CAP. First of all, LAME. Second of all, Loki isn't evil. Third of all, IT'S BECAUSE LOKI ISN'T CHRISTIAN.

Okay so now that they're in the Arctic, Reptil is cold. Why wasn't he cold in the ice cave on Alfheim?

Cap just like waltzed into Santa's house. I don't think he even knocked.

Mrs. Claus drives like a Floridian retiree and she's almost given Rocket a heart attack twice

NOW THE AVENGERS ARE DRINKING SANTA'S COCOA WHEN HE'S NOT THERE

Cap has the SADDEST Christmas story ever.

I spoke too soon. Tony's is the saddest. Obviously he's in the "seeing is believing" camp.

ILLUSION MAGIC FINALLY

I have my new phone background.

I'M DYING. Loki's got Reptil and is holding the scepter to his head. And Cap is like, "You won't do it" and Loki's like, "Yes, I will!" And Thor's like, "End this madness, brother" and Loki's like, "Oh, I'm about to!" And THEN Reptil JUST! slips out under Loki's arm!! He wasn't even holding the kid that hard!!! I'M CACKLING

LISTEN. I've seen pandaredd's video about Santa. I know he's OP as all hell. I FORGOT. He just showed up and Loki fired magic (from the scepter AGAIN) at him. And he barely moved at all! He just swiped the magic away with the back of his hand like he was SHOOING A FLY. WHAT THE HELL

Loki: *gasps* You can control space-time.

Santa: And you can be nice, Loki.

I'M LOSING IT I'M CACKLING SO HARD I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE.

SANTA PLEASE SAY HE NEEDS TO GO HOME AND WRITE "I am very sorry for what I did to the Avengers" a hundred zillion times.

"The power of Santa Claus, all mine!" NEVER thought I'd hear a Loki say that

So far everything he's done with Santa's power he was already able to do. Use your imagination Loki, c'mon!

We packed the cheesy, obligatory Christmas movie lines into the last ten minutes.

Oh, and Groot turned into a fir tree somehow.

I should have saved this as a Christmas post.

[jadespadegames]

2022 Greatest Hits

Uhhh technically tagged by @cassthecringe and I guess I'm supposed to think of 10 good things that happened this year.

Even though this year ended pretty badly, looking back there was plenty of stuff that went pretty well. At least, compared to previous years.

1) After like 6 years of online friendship I finally met my dear friend @eldridgeparking IRL! It was so much fun and honestly I still can't believe that really happened. (Wtf my online friends are real tangible people?)

2) I guess I was technically approved for a big raise a few months back but some stuff's kinda made that raise not yet take effect :/ Hopefully it'll go through in January but I'm still gonna count that as a good thing for this year.

3) Uhhh I guess I wrote a good chunk of Part 01 for THV, although a bunch of it needs to be rewritten later lol. Figured out a lot of important plot/character stuff tho that I think are major improvements.

4) Watched a bunch of good movies and TV shows this year, rn I can think of Everything Everywhere All At Once, Glass Onion (managed to watch it in theaters last month :'D), Mob Psycho 100 (finally finished the whole series augh), Spy x Family

5) Went to the San Diego Zoo, that was cool. Finally saw a California Condor irl which was something I've wanted to see for a long time. Plus, San Diego Zoo is responsible for saving the species from certain extinction so it was nice to see them there of all places.

6) Got a new phone, a Samsung Galaxy Flip 4. I was skeptical about the foldable function but it's actually working pretty well and I like being able to put my phone easily in my pockets again.

7) Wait I can't believe I forgot this happened only this year until now but I got my own room for once! Not that I didn't have one when I was a kid but it was so full of my childhood stuff and also stuff my parents didn't have room for that it didn't really feel like My Room. In college I always lived in a small room with roommates. But now I have my own space for once that I sorta put together which is nice.

8) Saw Wicked live, thought it was enjoyable (at least the first act, second act was a bit. Hmm). Glinda's actress stole the show though she was an absolute riot. After seeing two musicals live tho I really wish I could read captions because I can't tell wtf they're singing most of the time and I feel like that makes me miss a bunch of stuff-

9) Uhhh my DrakeNier Meme Twitter sorta took off after I posted a few bangers

10) (If you can't tell I was really struggling to come up with things towards the end) I bought and finished the Bone comics after never finishing them as a child and they were wonderful. Netflix how dare you cancel the adaptation YOU HAD GREATNESS AT YOUR FINGERTIPS

Uhhh I tag anyone who wants to do this, happy new year everyone (:

[kuiinncedes]

i fucking messed up the lyric for “don’t you” lmaooooo