#was my defense good enough

[fosliie]

This is not a dream my friend, and it will never end. This one is the nightmare that goes on

[magpie-trinkets]

OBJECTION!

Do not worry, Hourly Eternal Diva, for I will do my best in defending your blog from this Targent organization!

FIRST!

I. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT GROSKY'S CHEST HAIR PHOTO. I HAVE YET TO SEE IT.

MAY. MAY THE DEFENSE SEE PROOF OF THAT.

SECOND!

I... Kicking a guy in the balls? My word! Oh bother! I must see evidence of this at once! The defense has nothing to object.

THIRD!!!!!

You claim that you convinced Masakazu Hashimoto to add that inflation scene to bother my client! Where's your proof?! This movie premiered in Japan in 2009, while this blog started its journey just last year! Therefore, there's no way Masakazu Sugimori (or you, Bronev) had any knowledge of the future reactions of this particular individual and their followers! Unless you are time travelers, which I seriously doubt. What were you doing in that time window of 15 years?!

Besides, may the court know that Leon Bronev first appeared in Miracle Mask, which released AFTER the movie, in 2011!

You didn't even exist to manipulate the director into adding the inflation scene! You are claiming credit for that devious idea, fictional character Leon Bronev, for your own gain!

FOURTH!

You claim you were behind that wall all this time! But I will direct the court to this evidence:

The suspect, being a human being, needs breathable air to survive – if you claim you've been there since the beginning, you'd had to hold your breath for months, which is plainly impossible! There's no proof of an oxygen tank or breathing apparatus in the diagram you submitted!

And before you claim "There was a vent, or window from which I could breathe!" Think again.

Will the court direct their gazes upon this frame:

The bricked wall the Layton-shaped Object is facing is the same one with the door, that, as we all know, leads outside.

Are you claiming, Mr Bronev, you were hiding inside the narrow wall, that shows no signs of a ventilation conduct or window?

As you can see, there's no sign of anything that would provide you with air, nor space, nor light. And if you were in hiding, you couldn't have opened the secret entrance to your lair, thus blocking the only option for air. And as I analysed every brick and line of mortar, I know there isn't a gap in the wall.

I did not consider the possibility of someone being in the walls because it is impossible! Sure, at first, without enough clues or context, someone may have made the argument of a third person in the room, hiding behind Mx Wall! But now, that we know better, the possibility of someone hiding there, let alone surviving for months, is so miniscule is not worth considering!

Therefore, Leon Bronev, you are lying in multiple counts! You are trying to intimidate and instill fear into my client's mind! The motive? Causing a slip up so you might swoop in and take over the blog for real!

Oh well I knew about that stuff with Targent and the Nautilus Chamber because (Throws off my conveniently convincing costume) I was actually BRONEV the whole time! I’ve been adding asks relating to the events of this movie since the blog began, as this specific Tumblr url is actually the oft-forgotten FIFTH Azran site! And, you know, this entire time, I have been present since this movie’s inception! I took the close-up picture of Grosky’s chest hair! I deliberately delayed the frame where Emmy kicks the guy in the balls! I was the one who convinced Masakazu Hashimoto to add the really weird inflation scene for no reason other than to cause mild discomfort to you and all your followers! And the whole time…

I’VE BEEN HIDING BEHIND THE WALL ON THE BLOG’S BANNER, WHERE NOBODY HAS NOTICED MY PRESENCE UNTIL NOW! Even the thorough analyses of @magpie-trinkets were not enough to consider there could possibly be someone behind that wall!

This blog will be my Azran Heritage Posts blog, unless anyone dares to stop my plans! Unless your pitiful followers can successfully combat my efforts, you’ll have Brambled your last Takato, Descole!

(Also please do not spoil Azran Legacy on 3DS for me because I have been meaning to get around to it at some point and I’m deliberately trying to avoid plot details for now! We here at Targent are big 3DS fans and we play Kid Icarus Uprising a lot!)

BRONEV ?! IMPOSSIBLE... I WILL NOT LET YOU STEAL THAT OF WHICH I HAVE EARNED !!!!!

[cowboygideon]

So insane reading about Kev's skills from the perspective of someone who'd played with him before his hand was broken. Like yes Neil was obsessed with him and yes he knew he played differently with his right than his left—but reading it from JEAN'S perspective?? Life changing stuff. When he said the Ravens' defense forgot what Kev was like before he switched hands? I lost my mind.

[bixels]

Always an experience watching the leftism leave FNAF fans when someone mentions that Scott Cawthon financially backed fascist politicians.

The switch from posting hardline leftist tweets about boycotts and signal boosts and critical takedowns of politicians and celebrities to ‘ohhh, well. everyone makes mistakes. who can blame him, listen he. he donated money to gay charities too. that makes it ok! a millionaire in his forties is allowed to have political beliefs. does it even matter? just let it go!’ is whiplash inducing. The antivaxxer celebrities have got to go, but this one horror dev who quietly handed wads of cash to antivax lawmakers? He’s chill, he can stay.

The charity thing is so funny too because suddenly utilitarian positive-negative point counting is the way to go. Maybe an abacus would help calculate the net good of donating to the Trevor Project minus donating thousands of dollars to Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. -10 points if I push a kid in a lake but +11 points if I help an old lady across the street, so I’m chill. You can’t judge me. Hey, maybe. Just don’t push a kid in the lake period. How fucking low is the bar when we’re excusing maxing out the possible dollar amount of donations to Mitch fucking McConnell. That should be like. Default you’re a bad person.

[deoidesign]

Doing master studies the only way I know how: Stealing them and making them my guys.

(Barberini Faun)

(The Fallen Angel - Alexandre Cabanel)

(Covent Garden - William Bruce Ellis Rankin)

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

[ Full Transcript ↓ ]

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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D

Baghera: Hiya! How are you?

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Phil: [Laughing in the background]

Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.

Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!

Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!

Baghera: YEAH! Do it!

Phil: Oh my god...

Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?

Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Phil: [Cracks up]

[lazylittledragon]

i have absolutely no right to complain about my chronic digestive issues when i go around eating platefuls of cheese like nothing bad has ever happened from doing that

[ganondoodle]

(wip) totk rewritten botw2 edition

rough ideas for the reworked healing system- bottles+potions are back and must be used in real time, cooked meals are not storable but better than potions, different types of portable pots?

wasnt sure if the portable pot should have different effects or just have designs you can change, but decided to add a few different types for roughly different types of players without too many options that could overwhelm but still add some variety to any gameplay AND a more meaningful reward for bigger quests!

-my goal with this is avoid the pausing to spam apples into links mouth to heal problem, to readd some difficulty with more limited healing in general (bottles must be found or gained as a reward, usage in battle like in skyward sword via wheel menu and then used in real time) and adding more variety via the design of the pots, a neat new item since they are portable (set up a campfire, then option is added to add the pot for cooking), and make cooking a lil more interesting besides it spamming your inventory even more with healing stuff AND add some meaning to bottles and potions again bc imo they were one of the most useless things you could get when playing botw/totk- which is why cooked meals are not storable but with better effects, think of it like a bit more customizable and zeldafied elden ring mechanic with the usual heals and the one time physic buff

so if you got into a bossfight and lost it, you could set up a cooking spot before the arena to give yourself a temporary buff via a meal and restock your potions for in battle healing and/or effects depending on how many bottles you have, if you have trouble dealing damage for example you can use the firey pot to add some extra attack dmg (and yes it stacks if you do attack effect in the firey pot it adds extra attack damage, maybe even with a hidden bonus)

(got similar planned for the parasail .. like dif types with dif effects like faster gliding speed but more stamina usage- one used like koga does in aoc that lets you glide fully soundlessly ...)

(legend of zelda)

(also no NPC will give you a shitty cooked thing as a 'reward' anymore, if anything its a bottle that you can use like in the old games ..)

[swampybogg]

[skarloeyspa]

Traintober 2024 day 1 + 2: "Dawn" + "First light"

[kanerallels]

(rant incoming)

[humming-fly]

wanted to doodle more orbs and figured I'd adapt one of the fun sequences of events from my recent group cosplay, whereupon @nymphofnovels may or may not have become briefly (and accidentally!!) impaled on my prop weapon

[conundrumoftime]

Slightly surreal experience seeing people from one of my other ships confidently repeating that Tolkien never even said Galadriel and Celeborn were in love! and being like “??????” b/c that is one of the only things he did explicitly say about their marriage.

(and it doesn’t matter! it doesn’t cancel out any other ships! it certainly has not stopped me from shipping both of them with other characters as well as with each other! nobody has to take JRRT’s take on any elf marriage as The Truth anyway! and certainly you can (and I do) read all manner of tensions and sorrows into this particular marriage including what PRECISELY was going on in 2nd-Age Eregion! and people have different tastes on fictional ships anyway and my ‘fascinating millennia-long tensions within a marriage’ is someone else’s ’ugh they clearly hated each other’, sure! just kind of funny to me to see this specific claim when as a shipper of this particular ship, I’d have been so happy to see what Tolkien thought of the actual tensions instead of just a firm statement that they loved each other, is all.)

(first image is Unfinished Tales from ‘The History of Galadriel and Celeborn’, second is the Silmarillion, ‘Of the Noldor in Beleriand’)

[karizipan]

🦐🦐🦐

[transmechanicus]

If i preface something as “With respect” that is code for “Part of me disliked what you said so fucking much it wants me to bite you like a crocodile, but i’m choosing kindness and not saying that.”

[medicalunprofessional]