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please dear god just can i just take a time out from living like sincerely im so done with this job. a mediocre life a mediocre job what a joke
#i have this one kid whos 5 years old FIVE you guys and hes never not misbehaved at the centre#he likes to play with the sockets and switches when i tell him its dangerous#he threatens to wanting to punch me#he doesnt listen#wants to damage property#says I should listen to HIM#the punching thing was the last straw#so i finally had the courage to speak to the mom but it backfired instead#she claims he has never done such things at school. neither at home#and like i ask if theres anything i can do bc sincerely i do want to help & she was like you just do and i was like ok but he doesntlisten#and i overheard afyer they left she threated to quit#so i told my colleagues about this and they gaslighted me instead saying i should have thought it through#and man no one to back me up in this i feel so unappreciated and want to cry#personal but not so personal
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obnoxiously loud marauders fanon is turning me into a snape stan actually and i’m a snape-bullied-harry-for-no-reason truther. what do you mean regulus is the poor badass morally grey meow meow with an horrible family life who got pushed into voldemort’s violent little cult through societal pressure but was secretly a good guy all along? hello? that’s literally severus snape put some respect on our dungeon bat’s name
#mwpp#pro snape#sev is EVERYTHING you need in such a character come on now#regulus just got pissed that voldemort damaged his property and then went against him out of spite#which is cool and morally grey-ish ON ITS OWN#y’all just don’t want snape to be hot.#also the snark between regulus and sirius?? canonically between sev and sirius#marauders era#anti marauders fandom#i suppose 🙄🙄#severus snape
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Prompt 173
Danny might have made a mistake. On one hand, thankfully, his class hasn’t realized he’s Phantom, which is good. On the other hand, he’s somehow become their arms dealer after maybe, just maybe er, being done with Skulker’s shit when he was just trying to do his test and er… maybe beating him to a pulp. As Danny Fenton.
Well, the good news is apparently everyone now thinks that he doesn’t fight back lest he accidentally snap someone’s spine. Which is honestly kind of nice to not have to deal with the harassment anymore.
How has he become the fenton technology arms dealer though?! Legitimately, he has no idea how it happened except for sleep deprivation and someone mentioning how one of the places that they might be going to for the field trip was Gotham.
At least everyone has their weapons and knows how to use them when some sort of clown-masked people decide to break into the mall and attempt to take them hostage. So. He guess he can’t complain, and at least he got food that doesn’t come alive in exchange.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#”Remember to ignore the fact that Fenton is definitely ecto contaminated we don’t want the GiW to find out”#Paulina quite likes her ecto-claw gauntlets that look like gloves#Mikey with a creep stick: Dash I need you to throw me like a football#No one wants to ask who gave Sam a bazooka even when they know Fenton definitely didn’t#Which he didn’t she brought her own actually#Definitely wasn’t going to use it to bribe Harley to meet Poison Ivy#Lancer has given up on controlling his class#As long as there’s little to no property damage he’s fine#The tour guide is gobsmacked while he's standing there reading a book & the kids go feral#”Where did you say you’re from again ...?”#No one is going to be able to get near Danny if the class has any say#This is THEIR ecto-contaminated weapons dealer thank you very much
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house finding wilson ""interesting"" amongst a literal crowd of thousands is one thing but then to be proven right later when wilson flips his lid at a bar. theyre literally fanfiction but real but not
#house md#hilson#interesting is very subjective but whatvevr#one has to wonder how wilson felt during all that too#theyre freaks. affectionate and an insult#imagine getting served divorce papers right before big fuckoff conference for doctor things#and you blow your top because of a song on repeat so you cause property damage#only to get bailed out later by a guy who's sort of been stalking you all day with his blue x ray eyes#then you guys become best friends but also he makes jokes about wanting to fuck you a Lot#i want to study him like a little rat i wanna crack open his skull and touch his grey matter and see what twitches#anyway. im normal now
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It is well known that erza has always been a stickler for rules especially early on, HOWEVER I feel that this is a slight misconception as it implies she's a stickler for ALL rules.
In reality, erza is only serious about the rules set in place by master Makarov. If it directly affects the guild or her friends she cares, when it comes to actual laws though? Man fuck that.
Genuinely I don't think ANYONE in fairy tail has less respect for the government then erza does and the reason for that is simple, internal corruption of it is a massive part of why the tower of heaven stayed active for so long. She'll go along with their rules as long as it affects the guild because she's aware they hold the power to disband them or get Makarov in trouble, but as soon as they don't all bets are off and someone is gonna get arrested.
#that one time she let jellal get arrested when she wanted to fight?#she stopped the fight and she let them arrest him because if she didnt all of them would be in serious trouble#jellal is a mass murdered#interfering with his arrest is not a small crime#same with the time she let herself be unfairly arrested#she needed to take the fall so they didnt take it out on the rest of fairy tail#erza respects the law as much as she has to to ensure fairy tails security#aside from that though...#property damage? oh well.#aggravated assault? he started it#speeding? lmao.#she gaf about fairy tail and thats about it#fairy tail#erza scarlet
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Oop, I realized I never actually posted about this, but!
Anyone remember my separated Donnie au? Code name: Violet skies? Well I'm remaking it! Rewriting it, even !!
Here's Foot Recruit/aka Donnie!
Draxum, quite begrudgingly, ends up raising the four turtles with Splinter: whom saved him when a part of the lab's roof collapsed, while he was holding onto two of the turtles. Splinter brought the both of them to the sewers, and it all happened from there.
The turtles grew up not too different, safe for extra actual training and knowledge of both the hidden city and things mystic; until Leo and Donnie turned 14. Donnie went out one day with Raph, and didn't come back.
Two years after his disappearance, when the series events begin, they find him in the Foot Clan. Now called just Foot Recruit, with no memory of them — and a good 6 years worth of memories of living with the foot clan.
#rottmnt#scrolls art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt art#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt donnie#im not abandoning kraang leo btw#i love that silly little turtle to bits#just wanted to introduce him <3 my boy#foot recruit is an absolute MENACE in the foot clan bte#no more parental / brotherly supervisor means HE CAN DO WHATEVER pretty much#which includes; setting buildings on fire#commiting every type of fraud#threatening manslaughter#stealing vehicle's#vandalism#attempted experimentation on humans and yokai#and a long list of property damage#he's a menace to society.#and also having a rivarly with cassandra. (friendly rivalry mostly. expect Cass doesn't realize their like best friend's yet)#(their basically attached at the hip. they have movie nights which also doubles as girls night where they talk shit and complain)
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MEMES!
You gotta love em
#wordgirl#becky botsford#tobey mccallister#tobey mcallister iii#doodle#meme redraw#this is so stupid#i love it so much#tobey just wants love#ignore his many trillions of dollars in property damage#just give him love
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(to know more about the story and the calendar on pre-order check out previous posts!)
June would be Lance's first official Pride Parade. He watched it from the side once or twice but has never been a part of it. But this time Keith would take him with Ulaz who goes along with his biker (gang) i mean club. Surrounded by rainbows, smiles, full of pride faces - and also? Harleys and leather clad bears who bump fists with Keith like they buried someone in the forest? - Lance would feel like "impossible" was a made up word.
linktr.ee/mezzy
#klance#laith#if you think about it keith gets increasingly creepier in danceau plot#guy carries knives kick boxes hangs witha a motorcycle gang has been charged for property damage and maybe assault#and lance is like...... this guy is so cute i want to handhold that motherfucker#i also want to add a disclaimer that bodies in the forest are specificaly entirely a keith thing#he keeps promising to bury anyone who bothers lance just to make him laugh#it works so
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Diamond cutters doodles!!!!! I love them all sm and PLEASEEE I WANT SILVER TO REJOIN SO BAD…….
#like IK he got in trouble for what was basically attempted murder and a LOT of property damage#like those chairs? gone. destroyed.#but……..I want him to rejoin the group after the Duo situation ends I think he’s a super cute and silly addition#I personally think then when it was Just Whisper and Tangle whisper WAS the voice of reason#liek she kept tangle from dying#BUT after Lanolin joined Lanolin quickly realized Whisper is ALSO CRAZY just in a slightly different way#I think Whisper enjoys chaos cuz it’s funny#I love these guys smmm ughhh#silver the hedgehog#sth#idw sonic#I’m not gonna tag this spoilers cuz I don’t think it is???#but if someone thinks it counts go ahead to tag it!!#whisper the wolf#lanolin the sheep#tangle the lemur#the diamond cutters#my art#mstormcloud#lanolin is team mom#if you give a mouse a pencil
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Listen, I'm not done on absolute batshit shenanigans with Lockwood & Co plus Skull.
Imagine this, its late at night, they're chasing down a dangerous specter. They come across an abandoned Night Cab, the driver likely fleeing the terror and decide to commandeer it. None of them are at the legal driving age in Britain and -despite all the laws they break - they are all very concerned about this. They turn to Skull who is being bounced around a plastic shopping bag because they'd been in a rush leaving the house. Not only is he a few years older than them biologically but he's also like, over a century lol.
He and Lucy bicker in the street for a minute while the others listen awkwardly to the one sided debate. Skull gives in so the five of them pile into the car and Lucy straps the half broken into the front seat with the belt across him. Skull - being a dead Victorian boy with NO idea how to drive a car or how traffic laws work but also an agent of chaotic evil - makes an absolute mess of driving.
The kids are screaming in the car as it speeds through the streets, skids through hairpin turns, probably runs red lights and breaks people's side mirrors on purpose. The police are on them before long, Lucy is hissing at Skull to just keep going even as the little shit puts on his hazards and pulls off to the side. Imagine you are the officer walking up to that dented, haggard looking cab.
It is positively coated in frost, one of the few visible signs of an active haunting. You peer inside to find 4 brightly smiling youths with grave dirt on their cheeks and rapiers across their laps. Agents, obviously but with no adult supervisor in sight. One darling, pretty girl bats her eyelids and asks is there is problem because they really are in quite the hurry. You look down to find the car is driving seemingly by itself, the wheel and radio dial turning on its own. There is an old looking, cracked skull buckled into the drivers seat. One girl in the back is grinning unsettling wide because she is the only one who can hear the skull explaining to the officer that he was just taking his children to the sacrifice pit to offer them as tribute to his dark lord. You decide this is well above your pay grade and wish the agents and their?? driver???? a good night. As they drive off, you decide its finally time to take up your brother's offer and move out with him to Australia. Britain just gets weirder every year.
#lockwood and co#DO YOU SEE MY VISION#I think Skull should drive#I think he'd be terrible at it and put everyone around him at great risk of bodily harm#but it would be SO FUNNY#the Kids instinctively look to him as The Oldest and make him do all sorts of shit when Kipps isnt around#they have no braincells among them#George usually holds it but dropped it while pulling on his shoes so they are in full dumbass mode#everything works out in the end but there is massive property damage and the cab is Wrecked by the end#skull wants to get his license for real
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Fun awful doodle I did of New Age Nightmare and Error last night immediately after I posted their refs.
#I wasn't going to post it#but why not lol-#Nightmare is the braincell holder but he also is allowed a bit of owo energy#meanwhile Error's brain just has a bunch of explosives going off all the time but he looks aware#I think he would explode a man for getting too close to Night#Lore: Error has a long long history of property damage. he claims it was by accident. mostly.#this would be better but my roommate and 2 friends came in and I had to stop working on it because I couldn't#begin to explain this even if I tried#New Age AU#I do want to do more serious artwork of Night though because he's a self-indulgent design and I really like his mask and hood vibes#he was a very intimidating king. not... not much anymore#he. he might actually wear heels now to simulate his old height tbh.
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Been passively thinking about my Digimon pet project and realized what a nightmare it'd honestly be for the Tamer characters in the setting to just exist, due to social media rip.
I can just imagine constantly having videos and pictures of them plastered all over the internet and every soc media site and app, whenever they have to go out and do their job, not to mention the total lack of privacy and some people definitely finding out where they live and all your information and being unhinged about it. Since that's kind of the reality of things as is.
Not to mention that people would probably try to film everything on their phones or whatever, whenever there's a rogue/wild Digimon spotted, or something interesting ( read: dangerous ) is going on, with no regard for their own safety
Should probably consider giving the characters some kind of disguise or something, now that I think about it lol
#honestly that'd be such an annoying path to “fame” none of the characters would want#how do you even go out in public when everyone knows you're a tamer#like you KNOW some people wouldn't be normal about it at all#that just sounds like so much extra stress#I don't think even the fact that the characters “work” for a human-Digimon organization would help in any way#with dealing with stuff like that#how many people would BLAME the tamers for not being able to save someone despite their best attempts#or cause property damage even if they're doing their best not to#or think of them as a danger#how many civilians would die just trying to get a video or interact with a wild Digimon#not to mention other setting-related stuff like Dark Area spills and so on#god lol#personal Digimon project stuff#Digimon:Aurora#text post#digimon
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"It would be so cool if he punched a wall or something"
I mean, technically he did that in Ruin, he was just...
... Headless.
And we love him for it
#i still want Freddy to wreck shit up though#with a head...#sure the fire ending is one but its in the comic style ;w;#let him be silly and cause property damage#glamrock freddy#fnaf security breach
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One of my favourite things about TOTK is the sages. Specifically, people's reactions to the sages.
Tulin is everyone's nephew. You know the meme 'I've only had (insert character here) for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would'? That's him.
Riju is helpful when she's near Link, which is never because the moment an enemy appears, she charges ahead at the speed of sound which admittedly looks really cool.
Sidon is kinda useless idk. The only sidon-related things I see are sidlink (is that the ship name?) shippers and half the time it's just them swearing vengeance on Yona.
Mineru I keep trying to soothe like a horse for some reason
Yunobo.
We hate Yunobo.
#I want to pick up one singular apple#not cause several thousand rupees worth property damage#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#sidon#tulin#mineru#riju#yunobo
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In the year that keeps on giving
Got the 'rona again.
#My dad went to a cricket match and brought it back and exposed me for a -week-#before mum mentioned in passing that she had caught it from him#Then looked upset because she hadn't meant to tell me#because she didn't want to -inconvenience me- because them isolating from me meant I wouldn't have care for my dogs during the day#And Ranger having high-key separation anxiety means he does property damage when left home alone#HOWEVER#IT TURNS OUT THEY'VE FUCKING INCONVENIENCED ME#BY MAKING ME SICK#I get that they did a stupid thing while trying to do a nice thing#But they still did the stupid thing
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Can’t wait for unhinged father-son duo Vlad & Dan
#vlad plasmius#dan phantom#Vlad masters#danny phantom#I just want ALL the shenanigans give me the most chaotic unhinged family#the masters family drama WHEN#Dan: /causing mass chaos/ vlad: idk what you mean my child is perfect#sir your child is causing mass property damage#this is the lilo and stitch meme but instead it’s Vlad wanting a son and Dan laughing maniacally#can’t wait for the on-going redemption but probably also still menaces masters family#just less evil I guess chcncnc#THIS NOVEL REALLY DID JUST GIVE THE FANDOM EVERYTHING HUH#danny phantom spoilers#Dp spoilers#agit spoilers#a glitch in time spoilers#a glitch in time#spoilers#I still gotta get my own copy to read I’ve had to subsist off spoilers bc ITS SOLD OUT I THINK??? YALL WILDIN 👏#or not out over here yet idk yet
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