#god lol

[huanghying]

she's somehow making a profit off of this despite spending money on the gift

[dhaaruni]

There is a nonzero possibility that Matt Gaetz's vendetta against Kevin McCarthy is because Kevin (to his credit) cockblocked Matt with Cassidy Hutchinson at Camp David (x)

[whatsnewalycat]

I blocked this anon, but just like an fyi if anyone else who feels this sentiment: I’m gonna write what I want on my time and if you feel some type of way about it that’s your problem, not mine 💀

[galehowl]

Been passively thinking about my Digimon pet project and realized what a nightmare it'd honestly be for the Tamer characters in the setting to just exist, due to social media rip.

I can just imagine constantly having videos and pictures of them plastered all over the internet and every soc media site and app, whenever they have to go out and do their job, not to mention the total lack of privacy and some people definitely finding out where they live and all your information and being unhinged about it. Since that's kind of the reality of things as is.

Not to mention that people would probably try to film everything on their phones or whatever, whenever there's a rogue/wild Digimon spotted, or something interesting ( read: dangerous ) is going on, with no regard for their own safety

Should probably consider giving the characters some kind of disguise or something, now that I think about it lol

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

*character is named tommy, hansen, or solomon*

joseph gordon levitt and tom hardy : you son of a bitch we are IN!

[poicyss]

The reactions to the new hbomb video are making me sad how are y'all missing the point this bad

it's not about video essays being bad

it's not about the lgbt+ youth not knowing their history

it's not about destroying some guys career because ha ha funny internet drama

How can you bring yourself to be mad at anyone else except the people shown explicitly to be stealing from others with little remorse

[kithtaehyung]

Yoongi be writing his own fanfiction. Min twins mafia au.

LOLLL when i tell you i was crying when i made this header as if it were yoongi releasing a fic💀

the fics just write themselves at this point lmfaoo

[finncomet]

Fucking trying to eat his butterfly.

☄️ “What the heck bro, get off me!!” SHOVES HIM AWAY 🦋

[twilighttheater]

"How is it you know what to do? I have no idea what I'm doing." (Immortalizing this conversation like I said omfg)

"Do you really want to have this conversation right now?"

[istherewifiinhell]

RIKER learns about they/them pronouns except the 80s writers didnt know either

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[quixoticprince]

Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

[cactus-teeth-art]

finished yayyy

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[phayz]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[quibbs]

just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey