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kcrossvine-art · 2 years ago

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hi friends! :D y'all voted and fought neck and neck for this SO- heres the first entry into our little cooking journey of J. R. R. Tolkeins fictional food for his fictional little guys he puts in fictional turmoils for our enjoyment and awe!

Before we get started i wanna say i owe my heart to all the LotR fans who upkeep the wiki, debate the cannon, and create their own versions of the foods mentioned. Both because of my love for people who LOVE (passionate people)(passion about anything) and because my own knowledge of this series is a little dusty. I've never seen the movies but I did read the books growing up. I'll be learning and remembering things from a fairly newbie standpoint, so no worries if you yourself arent familiar with the series! (and if you are familiar, hopefully youll forgive me!)

We will be making Lembas ('waybread') today! If you've made your own version of this please feel free to share it, similarly if you have any ideas for what we make next!

(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes in to Lembas?” YOU MIGHT ASKWell so the funny thing is we kinda dont know. At least not entirely? The elves are dicks like that. But heres what we'll be using in ours-

Butter

Self-rising flour

Granulated Sugar

Raisins

A small dried fruit of your choosing

Almonds OR Pecans

EGG

Whole Milk

Heavy Cream

And if you would like for dipping-

Blackberry jam

To the extent i understand this is kinda like hardtack from the bri'ish military, but a fantastical version of it that actually tastes really good. Hardtack was a military provision with the texture of a brick that took a long time to spoil and could be easily carried with soldiers. So the texture we're going for is super dense, packed full with nuts and fruits (haha just lik-), but perhaps not that dense. We want something closer to a dog biscuit than actual tack.

I remembered something about corn being mentioned, thankfully the wiki clarified that no actually the british just referred to any grain as corn back in the day. Thank Fuck! Although I would like to try a version of this using masa in the future.

AND, “what does Lembas taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK

Took a few tries but eventually got it perfectly chewy and dense

The raisins cook-in like little beads of flavortown sweetness

Cant speak for other fruits but for dried apple it softened up nicely, kinda matching the raisins in the end

Im a big pecan slut, pecans fuck on anything especially here. Crumble them on top after you coat the dough with the egg-mixture for some visual appeal

Somewhat flakey outside

The jam was my idea, it was nice but might be too sweet for some tastes

Would pair very well with a kiwi flavored drink

Or mead

I can see why this would a travelling provision. Its both sugary (a good thing when expending energy) and filling (also a good thing when youre travelling) while not being overwhelming with flavor (if youre prone to motion sickness. Horse sickness? Do get motion sickness on horses?)

Its like how if you're going hiking you want a good mix of sugars and salts, to balance your intake of water.

. If you wanna make it like the illustrations or the movie, use a cookie cutter for either triangles or squares . If you don't have a cookie cutter, an apple cutter also works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . try to keep the board you'll roll the dough out onto chilled before you use it, it seems better for the texture of the food though i dont entirely know why

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So from beginning to end, it took about an hour and half for the first attempt. Down to about 40 minutes for the second attempt. These are a real simple recipe because its not like a croissant where the margin for error is nonexistent. Middle-earth be damned my boy can work a grill.

I'd recommend storing in a tubberware container, but if you're deadset on using leaves please rinse and dry them first, and wrap the bread in either wax paper or saran wrap underneath. We dont have mallorn leaves in real life (as far as we know) but most salad greens should work, or as Marie Porter says (linked in the reblogs!) a banana leaf.

I really enjoyed the process of making this recipe, itd be really easy to batch-bake these en masse, and the process of eating said recipe. Like all jokes aside, i think this would be a great substitute for trailmix. Its not going to get smushed and even if it breaks a bit it wont affect the taste. It wont keep you fed for a whole day but pair it with some pickles or a salty snack and yeah itll keep your motor running.

I give this recipe a solid 10/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) Let me know if you think I got something wrong, or if you ran into issues with the recipe. We're off to a strong start, lads!

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Ingredients:

6 TBSP butter, chilled

2 cups self-rising flour

1 TBSP granulated sugar

½ cup raisins

½ other dried fruit (strawberry slices, oranges, etc.), chopped

Handful of almonds or pecans, chopped

1 egg, well beaten

½ cup whole milk

4 TBSP heavy cream

Method:

Preheat your oven to 400 f.

Cut the butter into slivers/small pieces. With your hands, combine the butter into the flour in a mixing bowl until the mixture resembles coarse sand.

Chop your dried nuts and dried fruit until it feels right.

Mix in the sugar, raisins, nut, and dried fruit of your choosing

In a seperate bowl, beat the egg until combined, and then mix in the milk until combined. Keep a bit of this mixture to brush the tops of the bread.

Stir while adding the egg/milk mixture and the heavy cream into the flour. Mix just until combined into a soft dough.

Knead the dough until firm on a floured surface.

Roll into a half inch thickness and cut with a square or leaf shaped cookie cutter. (...or in my case, an apple corer).

Place on a lightly greased baking sheet, with about an inch of space between each piece. Brush the tops of the lembas with some of the mixture you saved earlier.

Bake for about 15-20 minutes, or until it turns a soft gold and the inside is chewy.

#cross cooks lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr art

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peachy-cheeks · 10 months ago

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Kusakabe Atsuya A to Z

warnings: nsfw... and didn’t proofread… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

a/n: ovulating, rewatching season 2, and kinda fixating on maybe my favorite minor male character in jjk... idk i know there are more atsuya stans out here in hiding and i'm sad that there's more fic for like... idk... naoya... than him... like stand up yall, he's excellent, relatable, has a decent backstory, and i kinda wanna give him a kiss. anyway....

Masterlist

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Atsuya's disposition often reads as removed, cold, or unenthusiastic but I like to think of this in two ways: it's a defense mechanism and his job (unfortunately tied to his entire life) is conducive to him acting this way.

All of that to say he's likely the exact opposite one-on-one. Especially when he's completely disarmed by the comfort of his partner— he's the type to cradle and cuddle you, shower you in little pecks, gently move strands of hair out the way to get a better view of your face, and bury his face into your neck to breathe more of you in... You might have to kick him off of you to grab a towel before he falls asleep though.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him, it’s his forearms. He’s grateful that they’re used to bearing a lot of weight and can still exert a good amount of strength. It also gives him a little endorphin rush to feel the palm of your hands grip onto his arms for leverage and support.

His favorite part of you is a 50/50 split between your breasts and the inner plush of your thighs. The sensation of rubbing against, gripping onto, pinching, and biting the delicate skin excites him, mostly because he knows that he can always get a rise out of you from those areas. Truly he's indecisive, but he knows that the soft warmth feels much better in his grasp than the stiff, weighty tsuka (the main source of the callouses on his fingertips) he's used to reaching for.

C = Cum (What it says on the tin...)

I mean there isn't anything really special about his cum (at least he thinks), but he does love seeing it streaked across your face, glistening in your mouth, running along your chin and down your neck. Guilty pleasure is seeing it in your hair, though he sympathizes with how annoying that can be to deal with so he tries to avoid it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He absolutely loves when you boss him around. Not that he doesn't already listen to you or that he'd be combative, but he really can't help it if his pants feel just a little tighter every time you tell him what he "needs" to do or even get a little cross with him. Oof... and you potentially praising him for doing something right? Definitely a submissive side he has yet to unpack or even connect the behavior with, though he can totally acknowledge that you taking the reins gives him a chance to step back from the big brother/instructor role for once.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Decently experienced and while he wouldn't divulge his past escapades with you (unless you asked), you can definitely feel the experience in how he touches you. Attentive and confident in how his hands direct your body.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.)

Indecisive on this as well but he takes deep pleasure in seeing you take control. If he had to list his favorite three, it would be cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary at the very top.

I mean, he loves seeing you on top but he's a traditionalist and, efficiency-wise, he can reach where you need him most at a faster and harder pace with you under him. Missionary is also the easiest position for him to hold your cheeks between his hand to keep your focus on him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Again, someone who seems more serious than not. But when he's comfortable and in a non-life threatening situation between the legs of his lover, a tender side of Atsuya shows. Of course, it takes a bit of time... multiple sessions and hours really... of cutting through his reserved attitude, but after a while you find that both of your kisses, moans, and deep, vulnerable sighs are bookended by smiles and giggles. Maybe someone pulled a funny face or decided to give up prematurely on a strenuous position. Maybe you both have a moment of realization that the perfect person is fucking you and you can't help but laugh at your luck.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I have a personal soft-spot for this so walk with me a bit... chest, arms, legs... perfect sprinkle of hair... enough to give a very mature (ugh... dilf-esque) compliment to the toned muscles underneath. A very charming, dark happy trail dusts his lower abs and leads to a nicely trimmed yet fuller tuft of hair above his dick.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Recurring theme here... he's a secret sweetheart. Day-to-day and outside of a dangerous situation, he's a particularly dedicated, caring, and thoughtful person. There's still a reserved quality to how romantic he is PDA-wise. Hand-holding is fine, the occasional well-timed kiss— ideally away from students— is fine, he just prefers to be more chivalrous (acts of service) than overtly affectionate (touch). He's more-so worried about giving himself the ick from being a bit too forward and all over you in public (and in-turn giving you the ick.)

But... when he is all over you, the body worship makes you feel like the only person on earth. It's like he has an innate sense of how to nonverbally rectify anything you may have misread about his feelings for you (from a mix of cultivated experience and natural chemistry). Because he's constantly in minor disbelief about how you want him as much as he wants you, in bed he's very communicative, quick to learn all of your trigger points, and loves to hand out compliments:

"Mm... I remember. That spot's really sensitive... can I kiss you there?"

"Comfortable? Feel like my hands were made for holding you here..."

"Seriously don't get how someone can be as perfect as you..."

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Oh boy... rare now since he's not away from you too often. I think prior to shooting his shot with you he had a major moment of self-discovery where you slowly became the main subject of his spank-bank.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Something about Atsuya makes me think that he's generally vanilla but would be really into subtle power-play. Not committed to the full dom/sub relationship or BDSM as a practice, but loves a little touch of friendly roughness. A hand to his (or your) throat, hair tugging, a few loving slaps, maybe even a little spit-play.

I think shibari/kinbaku would be the furthest he'd go. He respects the beauty of it, the amount of trust and patience it takes to do it right, the learning process, and how much you look like you need him by the end.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Traditionalist... nothing can beat a bedroom. Though the shower is nice... keeping you from slipping gives him a great opportunity to lift. The kitchen table is great too since it offers the perfect leverage. The couch offers the same thing too for a few different positions. Well... I guess as long as it's at home...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Your smile. It’s really that simple. Seeing you express any amount of joy, let alone share it with him fills him with a type of yearning that he can’t really verbalize. It just makes him want to be as close to you as possible.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Teacher kink... would indulge if you really enjoyed it but reminds him entirely too much of work 😭

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He enjoys giving and isn't bad at it by any means but you swear something very repressed and primal unveils itself when he locks eyes with you on your knees, mouth open, and doe-eyed. He tries to be gentle about it at least.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

This can vary since he enjoys almost any pace as long as it's with you. With setting a pace he really keeps an eye out for what he thinks you'd prefer at the moment. I think there's always a point where he can't hold back but he strategizes around and prioritizes getting you off... depends on how much time you both have. But hey, if the pace happens to start out needy and desperate...

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not against a quickie, but as mentioned, defers to your mood on how to proceed. For him, the most likely scenario of needing a quickie (because he’d prefer to just be late or cancel whatever was cutting into your time) would be on campus; a taboo that he hates to admit actually excites him.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's willing to experiment with you and anyone he's had an extended relationship with, but frankly speaking the limits of his own risk-taking imagination run fairly short (apart from speculating on what places you two could get away with hooking up.) But if you can show him something new, he's likely game (though, nothing super bloody or violent... just not his thing.)

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He blames it on getting older but, normally, twice in one go is maybe the best he can do. Definitely exceptions to this... say someone feels particularly giving, there's a special occasion (anniversaries, birthdays, coming back from an assignment, a nice date night), or maybe you two lucked out and have a whole weekend, unbusy and unbothered, together.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He seems like a very simple, no-frills guy. But if you have any favorites to bring to the table, that'd likely pique his interest.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Atsuya aims to please so his teasing (just light petting, groping, and sweet whispers) is typically relegated to foreplay. Beyond this, he likes to give you very simple, sometimes curt, directions to follow while he’s fucking you. He doesn’t fully restrict you (most of the time) or prevent you from chasing your high but he likes to put small roadblocks and rules to bargain on in your way:

“Hey, look at me. Don’t touch. I’ll do it if you look at me. Mmhmm… keep your eyes here. Good... Feel good? That what you wanted?”

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not loud, per-say, but does have a habit of moaning into your mouth, against your ear, or just against your body in general. Maybe he’s a little too shy to moan aloud and feels safer relinquishing these rare sounds to you only.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Atsuya definitely has an oral fixation. He deeply misses smoking– especially a post-sex cigarette– but he doesn’t mind if you indulge. Actually, he really looks forward to seeing you have one. Over the years he’s wisened up to the fact that smoke deteriorates the body but he still finds something enticing about the act of sucking on death itself. Especially the way you do it (of course, he does want you to live a long, prosperous life…)

You always offer him a hit but he’s principled enough to look and not touch… he also keeps a few candies in a couple of different drawers around the house, so he’s covered. On the more current end of his oral fixation, he loves sharing lollipops with you. Even better when you steal a kiss with the candy caught between both your lips.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Tanned shaft (that he loves feeling you squeeze against), darker pink tip (that he loves feeling you suck on), wonderful shape with a few prominent veins and an upward tilt. Girth-y and not unbearably long, but even when he's not hard there's a decent chub.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He would say he has a very unremarkably normal libido though you’d say otherwise. Again, he tries to reel back on PDA but when you’re both lounging around, cooking, doing chores around the house, getting dressed, and other regular daily activities he can get quite handsy and heart-eyed.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Leaves a bit of space (let's say an hour... hour and thirty tops) for a sweet and short make-out, pillow-talk, and cleanup but otherwise ready to sleep like a swaddled baby and will most likely be the big spoon.

#jjk fic #jujutsu kaisen fic #jjk scenarios #jjk x reader #jjk headcanons #a to z #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #kusakabe atsuya x reader #kusakabe atsuya #atsuya kusakabe

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jessilynallendilla · 11 months ago

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So I just read Danny Phantom: A Glitch in Time and...it was ok

Had this come out when I was a kid and just watched Ultimate Enemy I would have gone absolutely feral over it

this show came out in 2004 so not quite sure how to feel about the updated technology IMO it would have been cool to have a time capsule of the show than the common floating timeline you see in comics

unlike with DC graphic novels you can tell the person that wrote this is actually a fan of the show and not a rando corporate pick the plot is plausible and the characters stay in character

A loyal tribute that brings in new lore and character growth

it also retcons the hated movie Phantom Planet

And it leaves enough to be curious for the sequel

People either seem to love it saying it's a good continuation the more serious take they wanted or hate it saying they're tired of villains being complex and redeemable and not pure evil anymore and the plot seems too much like tumblr fanfiction

I made notes as a read it so spoilers under the cut

Dash Kwan Paulina and Star are ghost hunters

Tucker has instagram/twitter “Spectregram” fans

The Fentons supply the town’s ghost hunting tech unasked

Tucker’s wiki “click-a-pedia" has him listed as married to Ember

Danny and Jazz just accept their father is such a bungler he can’t even kill a guy by abandoning him in space

Dan was strong enough to dent the only thing that can contain him and just it being knocked off a shelf was enough for him to break out (why Clockwork the Master of Time never foresaw this happening moved it from a table to a more secure location ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

So uh... Dan just absorbed “ate” Clockwork

Ecto energy can reach atomic bomb levels so dimension ending threat there

Since the Disasteroid his powers have been fading their theories match their personalities Tucker-science Sam-government Jazz-trauma

“Do you have any childhood trauma you wanna talk about?” (like Jazz as if you weren’t there)

Vlad found a primordial source of ecto energy and just kept that information to himself for a rainy day

Jazz has a magical girl transformation for her ghost fighting suit

Vlad is just ��ignore those clones” (there in clothes so did Vlad just buy multiple copies of Danny’s favorite outfit how did he know his size)

Vlad is such an old man who doesn’t know how to use modern computers

“not a place of honor” ah the nuclear waste warning (we don’t really get much more exploration of this or the seven ancients)

Sam is a horse girl

Valerie still holding that grudge huh

In Pariah’s Keep Danny is suffers from bad memories and holds Sam’s hand to comfort himself

The Keep is Fright Knight’s domain

Danny just forgets humans are the ghosts in the Ghost Zone (in line with how often he forgets what powers he has)

Fright Knight calls Pariah his master

Vlad is such a loser he keeps getting his shit kicked

Maddie “That’s not my Danny.”

The Ghost Zone and human world were split in half an unnatural divide

Danny is still a C student (io don't think he's going to be an astronaut)

Ghosts are manifestations of human emotions not separate entities (take that Fartman)

Eventually they start to lose their human identity it’s why some are less human

Vlad has his own “Where’s the rest of it?” meme

They figured out all ghosts run on some emotional drive or purpose

Danny realizes his purpose is protection but now there’s no longer the monster of the week threat or his parents he never asked himself what he wanted

Now instead of constant fighting he’ll help the ghost achieve their desires they just want to keep doing in death what they did in life and heal the rift

Fight for control Clockwork

Vlad finally grew as a person realizing it was his action and drive for power that drew everyone away and has making amends as his new purpose

Dan just doesn’t want to be alone (makes sense the “no more painful human emotions” +Vlad’s anger and abandonment issues so he’s all the emotions and pain)

Dan is destabilizing flashing back to his pre Dark child form because he’s a being outside his destroyed timeline

Danny is the GOAT

Clockwork needs to fix what he can of the time streams and Danny has two choices Post Disasteroid+no powers or Pre Disasteroid+powers

Danny gives up being accepted so he can fix the realms “I’m Danny Phantom, proctor of humans and ghosts!”

They are back to being invisible losers and Sam is just happy goths aren’t popular anymore

The city doesn’t know how they avoided the Disasteroid but the Mayor declares ghosts are responsible for everything the city will now have a branch of ghost hunters and Danny Phantom is again public enemy #1

Clockwork transfers Dan from Vlad into one of the empty clones he’s Vlad’s responsibility now he’ll be too busy to help again

Clockwork’s powers are finite (so he isn’t omnipotent and all powerful) but he still feels something wrong in the stitches he feels weaker now

And Valerie has a Time Medallion and is pissed (but there was a Valerie in the crowd at the Mayor’s speech so the two Valeries might meet up in the sequel)

Jazz is ecstatic she was right about ghosts being emotions based

#danny phantom #a glitch in time #agit #what I'm reading

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missmagooglie · 9 months ago

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Chapter Update!

Continuing the Saturday Evening trend for updating How Long Do You Wanna Be Loved, I present Chapter 7.

This is a MEGA chapter - roughly 2x as long as previous chapters. Why is it so long? Because I was informed that it was impolite to nonconsentually edge my readers by posting half a sex scene this week and the other half next week. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

As promised, this is the chapter where things between Buck and Eddie get 🌶️🌶️🌶️

First seven sentences:

Eddie doesn’t waste any time getting Buck alone after Athena leaves. He’s jittery and anxious as he and Buck stand across from each other in the same room, practically the same spot, where they first tried this. He tries his best not to focus on how badly that ended up, with Eddie putting his foot in his mouth so badly that Buck had literally fled the room. He really, really needs things to go better this time. He just has to get his nerves under control so he doesn’t do something ridiculous like puke or faint before they can even get started. “Hey,” Buck says, putting a hand on each of Eddie’s shoulders to steady him. “Eddie, I need you to take a breath for me and calm down. We don’t have to do this right now.”

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narisz · 9 months ago

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Thank you for tagging me @saintstars and @fraeuleinfriedhof !! <333

Favourite colour: RED

Last song: Oblivion by Royal Blood

Last movie/TV show: Blended, lmao

Next on my watch list: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Last game: I think it was Shadow of Mordor like a year ago??? I didn't finished it for some reason (uni), but I will continue sometime, cause I liked it. :D (Especially Celebrimbor's creepy voice, he sounds so weird, lmao.)

Sweet/savoury/spicy: Depends

Relationship status: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Last online search: Lenny face

Current obsession: I'm still into Silmarillion with almost all my heart, but I'm currently reading Dune, and I loveee ittt. Shady space aristocrats my beloveds. I missed sci-fi SO MUCH.

Greatest flaw: I have a closet full of them, wanna see it?

0 pascal tags: @general-illyrin , @celebbun , @blauerregen , @saintannatar , @ruiniel , @aotearoa20

#tag games #me

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cloudysfluffs · 11 months ago

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hello. im an uneducated dum dum. what did. v///vsi//pop do. you don't have to answer this ask. im just very confused because i don't use the internet much.

i really dont wanna invite this discourse into my page more than i have already lol so i would recommend looking it up yourself but ill put a SMALL list of stuff that comes to mind under the cut. HUGE trigger warning for a whole bunch of stuff:

-is friends with/openly supported transphobes/racists

-grossly underpays/famously mistreats her employees

-many of her characters are caricatures or stereotypes (angel dust being a very flamboyant/promiscuous gay man, mimzy being a stingy jewish woman, vaggie being a hothead(and having that name), etc)

-drew bestiality porn (and maybe also pedophilic porn? but i think that one was disputed)

-fetishizes rape CONSTANTLY, as she was/is very open about having a kink for it. hires those who sexualize it, as well, therefor meaning the sexual assault covered in her show is GROSSLY fetishized/romanticized to a sickening degree.

-just kind of generally sucks lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ there are COUNTLESSSS accounts of ex-employees complaining of how she exploited them. honestly the deeper you dig into the shit shes done the more you find. everything i read about her makes me seethe with rage

this is only a fraction of the shit shes done but these are the things that stick out to me/things that make me hate her so much personally. if you like hazbin/helluva idc (i dont like it but dont let that stop you)

#any further replies/asks trying to convince me otherwise/defending liking the show/ WHATEVER will be deleted lol i TRULY do not care <3 #i despise her and her creations but im not gonna lie and say im NOTTT hyperfixated on it #me and my boyf have been rewriting it and having the Time Of Our Lives #disc horse

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psalmsofpsychosis · 11 months ago

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tell me about your favorite movies and books!! i wanna dissect your brain (lovingly) (affectionate)

Choccy my belovedest you broke in through my bedroom window at 3am with the hardest question asked of mankind huh 😭❤️❤️ i have so many favs!!! i dont remember any of them!! but. i will try to make an effort because i love you 💕 so! 5 movies/tv shows and 5 books ayy

For Media,

• City of God!!!

the pace of this movie is insane, i call it the movie that never sleeps, both narrative wise and production wise. It's constantly in motion and a whirlwind of a wild story but it never loses its ground and its significance, which is not something i can say about

• Shameless US

jesus. listen, Shameless US is as wonderful as it's shit, in equal measures. It's a story that feels like the best unprotected sex of your life that also gave you Hepatitis B. ShU travels into territories noone dares to tread, and sometimes it's a cheap hitch in the back of a junkie's stolen van, and sometimes it's a first class experience in Bono's private jet; no inbetween. It's insanely creative, insanely unapologetic and honest, hits like an unexpected 2am urge to go scream from the rooftop of your house, and it's quite frankly unforgettable, both in its bad and good moments.

• Tokyo Godfathers

MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!! MOVIE OF ALL TIME I TELL YA!!!!

• Doukyuusei

This bitch here is SO dear to me, i dont even know how to describe it. It's quite different from the manga, and i love the manga so much i think about it more than 3 seconds and i die, but the story feels more fluid in movie format. To me Doukyuusei is the best example of how you can tell the richest and most fascinating and intriguing story without ugly shock value or Angst TM or stupid twists; just life as it happens. The Manga's characterizations are so intricate and complex and distinct it blows your mind, not a single stereotype in sight. I really need Doukyuusei to be some kinda food so i can eat it for the rest of my life.

• Corvette Summer

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I have no excuses. This is my trademark movie, the Farimah TM movie, i've claimed it and i bite anyone who gets close. It's so saccharine it rots half of your tooth halfway in and i love a good "take of life all you can; for the love of gods want something, anything, take what is yours and never apologise twice" story. I adore how flirty and sweet and soft this movie is. Plus, yeah, Mark Hamill and Annie Potts. The dream sandwich.

• Honorary mention: Blue Eye Samurai

Simply the most intelligent piece of media i have seen in the last 5 years, holy fucks. It works your brain on 99 different subtle levels to the point that it makes you glad to possess a brain and being able to comprehend stories. It's a challenging watch, intellectually, emotionally— solid makes you proud to understand it the way you'd be proud after finishing a 6k piece puzzle.

And as for books, i've mostly been indulging my fiction thirst with fanfic and flash fiction, and been mainly reading nonfiction in terms of published stuff, so, yeah, it's gonna get a bit technical. sorry.

• Tara Campbell's "Angels and Blueberries"

This story healed 15 years of my childhood trauma with 30% discount.

• Anne Waldron Neumann's "Monologues with Euphemisms"

There's something about flash fiction that forces people to get creative and by gods creative they get. The structure of this piece is so unconventional and sturdy it makes my brain sing 99 motown tunes. Speaking of story structure though,

• Jane Alison's "Meander, Spiral, Explode"

This is a book about story structure. I read it in pieces the way you read poetry and philosophy essays. Take of that what you will. Like, this is such meta read; you can analyse the book itself on its narrative flow and rhythm. I think i learnt more about Aristotle's idealogies reading this book than i learnt by reading Aristotle's essays. and this is the second "nonfiction that reads like poetry" book on this list. The first one is,

• Carlo Rovelli's "The Order Of Time"

Yep. Quantum physics is art to me by nature, but Rovelli really drives the art part home, and he's so sexy for it. This book is so lyrical and it plays with your heartstrings as much as it plays with your brain, i dont care about what category it falls under; this is top notch fiction to me.

• John Luckovich's "The Instinctual Drives And The Enneagram"

an older read i keep picking up every other half year, since i got into Luckovich's theories back in 2017, but yeah, this book is basically the foundation of majority of my worldviews, the spine of it. Luckovich is such thorough and unconventional thinker, getting into his stuff uprooted my brain in uncomfortable ways, and it's been an exhilarating journey.

• Honorary mention: Peter A. Levine's "Waking The Tiger"

Honestly? if i had to give someone one single book to read in their lifetime and nothing else, this would be it. I reference this book mentally in my everyday life so goddamn much i think it's etched into my DNA at this point, this book and Luckovich's theories on human instinct.

Thank you for picking my brain love, be sure to drop the diagnosis in my inbox later 🤣❤️

#wanted to throw in Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrel for media and Carlos Fuentes' Aura fir books too #but ayy the list got a weird number as it is #anyway i love you hope you're doing wonderful and thank you for the ask bae 💓💞💖✨️#tell me some of your fav stuff too 🥰#Farimah answers

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beardedhandstoadshark · 4 months ago

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Hopfully comprehensive list about things in Zelda 2 that might be important for folks doing fan stuff for the game but don‘t wanna play it for expected reasons cuz tbf, yea the game is hard!

(because if I read "8bitrule is a deadly wasteland" one more time I‘ll delete my save file and go join the Yiga Clan XD /lh)

It got VERY long so I sorted into different categories for some semblance of order lmao. It goes:

Backstory

Plot

General info on Hyrule

Towns

General info on Link (+ move set)

Spells

Items

Collectibles

And other funky stuff

Hopefully this will be of help/interest to someone. And if not, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Not enough Zelda 2 stuff out there anyways, so more is always good!

I do like talking about this game so for extra info pls feel free to ask :3

Backstory:

2 Zeldas, the new Zelda is actually a great-great-smth aunt of Zelda 1, and the reason it‘s called "the Legend of Zelda“

Long ago, her bro (and his wizard buddy) pressured her into telling them the secrets of the Triforce she got from their dead dad. Zelda didn‘t tattle, wizard buddy tried to strike her down via spell in anger

Spell went out of control, put Zelda into eternal sleep and killed wizard buddy in one swoop

Prince lost sis and buddy, fell into remorse, locked her in a tower Sleeping-beauty style in hopes the spell would be reversed one day and decreed every princess shall be named Zelda from now on

Plot:

16 old Link chillin his life when a triangle starts glowing on his hand?? Asks Impa for help, she brings her to the magically sealed door where Zelda the First sleeps, cue Backstory

gives him crystals he needs to put in statues in palaces to unlock a seal on the temple that holds the Triforce of Courage (because he did not have that before)

All the bosses are guardians of the statues + Dark Link is his actual shadow that he fights against to prove his heart is pure enough to hold it

It was brought to life by some old guy hanging out there (never explained but he’s probs supposed to be a sage and looks a lot like the Old Man from Zelda 1, though much like all Wise Men in this game do)

Ganon has literally nothing to do with any of that, his monsters just really want Link dead so they can sprinkle his blood on Ganon‘s ashes and bring him back. (Since they need him dead, it probs needs a lot of blood)

Hyrule:

different areas : fields, woods, beaches, caves, swamps, mountains, deserts, graveyards, and one Lake Hylia

2 continents divided by sea, west and east + a small island that is one big labyrinth (named maze island)

different towns, all of them have the names of Oot sages plus Harbor Town Mido and Kazuto Town

the locations/"elements“ of towns do not match their future sages in the slightest (Saria gets water. Ruto‘s in a valley. Nabooru‘s by the sea, fully green and far away from the desert sands).

towns in West Hyrule are well connected via roads

East Hyrule has broken roads (if at all) and Kazuto is even completely ransacked by monsters

there‘s a new Kazuto Town hidden in some woods, while Old Kazuto is an actual Ghost town

Stonehedge is not only a thing but appears in multiple locations

Big Fairies are a thing, but they come without Water Fountains. Instead just hang out in the woods, stonehedge, wherever

streets are always safe. You will never see a monster as long as you stay on it. If you stray, monsters will spawn (though sometimes its fairies instead). If you run back on the street and a monster gets you there, the "battle“ will be empty and you can just walk out. Streets are always safe.

the main graveyard got the King‘s Tomb in the middle of it; has a secret tunnel to one of the palaces

there‘s a smaller graveyard near Death Mountain by Spectacle Rock that‘s apparently supposed to be the Zelda 1 graveyard -> Zelda 1 played in a small part of West Hyrule

third graveyard near The Valley of Death (name is accurate gameplay wise too ._.)

Towns:

very lively communities

different styles of houses, some have bushes, fountains (with drinkable water), different sections separated by gates, etc.

you have to climb on roofs and jump through windows to get into some buildings

Link can get multiple things here: free healthcare from a lady in red, filled up magic from an old lady in orange, a side quest that usually leads to either a new sword skill or magic spell. Those can always be obtained from a knight/wizard in the basement of the main building.

pretty much all villagers can be talked with and either give: generic Hi‘s, vague hints about the next goal, the sidequest, some praise him as the hero and wish him luck

Sometimes they also turn out to be Aches (monsters that look identical to villagers until you talk to them, upon which they turn into bats and attack); pretty much exclusive to the later/Eastrule towns

Link:

16y old and left his equipment at home, only got a sword and shield

Zelda 1 was years ago for him

learned to wear pants between Zelda 1 and 2 (they‘re brown, same color as his shirt. You could make it a onesie if you want to)

hair color‘s somewhere between brown and ginger

Left handed gang

certified recorder player

silly goober

given that Impa got to him so fast, good chance he‘s at the castle often enough

if botw Link is a parry god, he‘s a blocking god

shield is only small enough to cover half his body, hence him learning how to move it at hyperspeed

unnamed sword but the Magic/White Sword from Zelda 1 is on the cover so it’s most likely that one

gains new equipment throughout the game via dungeons

can gain exp and level up, but unless you specifically set him up pre/during his quest, you wanna treat this lad like he‘s maxed out

skills: stab, crouch stab, up jab (like the one from smash), jump/down jab (also like the one from smash, this is where it‘s from)

Spells:

Shield (turns his tunic red and up‘s defense),

Jump (lets him jump high),

Life (restores 3 blocks of HP; your max possible HP is 8 with all Heart Containers. Doesn‘t start out the most expensive, but unlike most other spells barely gets cheaper with higher magic levels, making it the 2nd most expensive in the log run.)

Fairy (turns him into a fairy; small, no fighting but flying, and lets you skip through locked doors! 3rd most expensive.)

Fire (shoot fire from your sword; some enemies can only be defeated this way)

Reflect (reflects magic attacks, lets you block spells that would otherwise go past your shields; basically magic defense)

Spell (turns some enemies into slime + unlocks a secret area in New Kazuto)

Thunder (rains thunder on the whole screen; needed to defeat a boss. Most expensive spell in the game, regardless of magic level.)

the other spells are all dirt cheap in higher levels

if you wanna be real detailed: one magic meter block = 16 MP, totalling for 128 with a maxed meter. A fully leveled (in mp) Link will use 60mp for Thunder, 50 for hp, 40 for fairy, 8 for Jump and 16 for all others. Otherwise, here‘s a table for MP usage across levels.

Items:

Candle: equivalent of the magic lantern, infinite light source. Unlike Zelda 1, this one doesn‘t let you commit property damage :(

Hammer: breaks giant boulders on the road, letting you access shortcuts. Also lets you cut down any tree tiles on the overworld, turning it into fields- Property damage is back baby!

Handy Glove: Lets Link crush blocks with his sword. Even more destruction and a good compromise for the lack of vases imo.

Raft: used to cross from West to East Hyrule.

boots: let you straight up walk on water, but only in certain places.

Whistle/Flute: is actually a recorder (flutes are held sideways, recorders forward. That‘s like. The biggest difference between these two instruments, bar the reputation.) Used to make a monster blocking the road disappear and summon a palace, similar to how you shrink a boss and drain a lake in Zelda 1. Doesn‘t let you teleport though. Does play the same tune, though. It‘s the one also heard in the oot intro!

magic key: the key to end all keys, lets you open all the doors in every dungeon forever (despite the name does not need MP)

Cross: regarless of what some more zealous fans of the series claim as a means to justify their unjustified bigotry, Christianity is not canon to the series. But much like other Japanese media, it sure likes borrowing from its aesthetics! Case in point, this item is just the Kirbo meme. It lets you see invisible ghosts so you can kick their ass. (you don‘t need it to hit them, but they‘re a pain to dodge/ hit even with it.).

Collectibles:

magic jar: same as ever. Blue fills 1 mp block, red fills all. Doesn‘t fill instantly, so if your meter’s got points left you can wait till its half full, use a high mp spell, and still get the rest of the points that‘d otherwise go to waste. Dungeons sometimes contain statues, which drop one jar (or start attacking you).

treasure bag: holds exp (money doesn‘t exist in this game)

key

doll: weird but surprisingly cute doll that looks exactly like a miniature version of Link and gives you an extra life. (The game has lives- if you get a game over, Ganon gets resurrected on screen.)

Bowl of Hearts: Looks, acts like, is a Heart Container. Gives you 1 block of HP; you start with 4, for a max of 8. Can be found wherever Heart Containers would be.

Magic Container: Looks like a filled jar; Heart Container but for MP.

Other funky stuff:

you rescue a kid that got lost in caves

has instances of Link talking in 1st person; one appears by looking under a stranger’s table in a house: "I found a mirror under the table“.

Everyone knows the man the myth the legend, the npc named "Error“, but there’s actually a 2nd guy named "Bagu“. As in, Bug. Game bug.

Bro has a pet Bot (this games‘ version of Chus) sleeping in his house. You can annoy it into waking up and it‘ll tell you where he is so you‘ll finally leave

the waters are NOT poisonous in the slightest (seriously, where did that come from) …but they are infested with jumping Piranhas.

Saria Town only lets people use the bridge connecting the 2 sides of the river if you‘re a citizen or get a permit from Bagu. Vaguely remember you could also take a long road around it tho

With 9.5 towns, a lot of greenery everywhere, and ACTUAL. FUNCTIONAL. ROADS :O This might be one of the most well-off Hyrules in the series (ironically >v<)

Aaaand *looks at length of this post^ ok yea that is enough lmao, I might genuinely hit the word limit here, oof. I‘m a rare Zelda 2 enjoyer can yall tell XD

#the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #adventure of Link #loz aol #…do I. Do I tag this as linkeduniverse…?#Because I‘m 95% sure that whole wasteland thing started from there #I certainly keep seeing it the most on fics attached to it #it‘s weird too cuz as far as I‘m aware like half the fandom never actually touched a single zelda game #and you‘d think that‘d lead people to especially look things up more?#To be more familiar with it?#But apparently not #ehhhh #whatever #(said begrudgingly but fully aware this is a Me issue)#…but seriously Wild Hyrule and it’s post-apocalyptic Gloom/Miasma infested blood moon haunted Hyrule are right there XD #and Timerule literally gets haunted by thr corpses of children at night like HELLOOO #meanwhile for the wasteland aesthetic Twirule canonically had a major drought/countrywide water shortage in-game #+ the wild west look has to come from somewhere #or Skyrule with its ocean turned desert and giant mining operations #you cannot tell me that water wasn’t laced with lead and micro-time stones #…there’s way more potential in the other -rules is what I’m saying XD

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chaparral-crown · 2 years ago

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Hi chap, wanna ask something. When you're writing, do you also simultaneously reading about the characters you currently write to find an inspiration or not

Thank you for the question, and generally speaking? No. When shows and movies depict a person with a deadline and a tendency to procrastinate, looking for literally any excuse to be distracted, that's me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

While drafting, I might fall into dawdling around in references. (This is a horrific time killer unto itself.) I'll sometimes revisit an episode, or double check the scripts to make sure I'm not misremembering details. If I have time between drafting and IRL obligations, I try to spend that with family/other hobbies, with exception of keeping a novel by the bedside to chip away at. (Right now it's Lapvona by Ottessa Moshfegh. Next will be Brandon Sanderson's The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England.)

Everything else? Added to a reading list for later. I sadly do tend to miss things in the moment they happen, but it keeps me from getting bogged down and encourages me to have a life outside of fandom related activities.

I hope this answers this? A bit of over explaining, but I guess that tracks. I feel like a lot of the inspiration ends up coming from the drafting, or the initial premise before I start, and sometimes if I'm stuck I might ask friends to work through the problem logically with me, but other than that, I just have to confine myself to the cloisters and pray I will someday be blessed with a finished product so I too can go dance with the devil alongside Goody Proctor.

#personal #i want to live deliciously #but was born to live unproductively

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mrowmrowmrow9 · 1 year ago

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Stats Tag Game

Got the idea from @the-darkdragonfly, I wasn't tagged but it sounded like fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rules: list your fics with the most hits, most kudos, most comments, most bookmarks, most words, and the least words.

Most Hits: A World Where You Can Be Both with 1560 hits, the first of many series finale fix-its. It's one of my first fics, period, so I'm not too fond of it but it seems like people liked it :) Runner-up is The Darkest Place, a s3 canon divergent fic with 1075 hits.

Most Kudos: A World Where You Can Be Both again, with 72 kudos. Followed by The Darkest Place (again) with 66.

Most Comments: The Darkest Place with 38 comments, followed by Without You with 28, which is not linked because I kind of dislike it for...reasons and would rather you not read it 😅

Most Bookmarks: The Darkest Place again with 14 bookmarks, and the honor of second place belongs to Lost In Time which was my very first fic, with 12 bookmarks. I consider bookmarks, at least for me, to be the best way to tell that someone really liked a fic enough to want to read it over and over, so it makes me really happy that people liked that one considering how insecure I was and still am about it.

Most Words: You'll never guess it...The Darkest Place! With 15821 words. Longer than all of my WIPs, too. It honestly boggles my mind to know that I could once write at a rate faster than one sentence every 50 years 😭 It's fine, we'll get back there someday...

Least Words: If The World Was Ending has that honor, with 280 words. And at least a third of that is song lyrics I put at the end. Yep, no regrets, I still love it 😊 😅

And I like the idea of promoting fics we think could use some more love, so here are some extras:

Least Comments: girl of steel, with a grand total of 3 comment threads. I knew my regular audience probably wouldn't be crazy about it since it's all Danvers Sisters and only background karamel, but I hope some other folks enjoyed it. Anyways, it's s4 canon compliant hurt/comfort, give it a read if you'd like! I'd appreciate it 😊

Least Kudos: someday i'll wish upon a star (and wake up where the clouds are far behind me) with 10 kudos. This one I get, it's still really new and only has two chapters out of hopefully eight with no promise of a quick update. BUT I have lots of plans for this one and I hope you'll like them when the time comes :)

Third-to-last in kudos is don't quit 'till the world is hazy (now kiss me open) with 18 kudos, it's smutty fluff (or perhaps fluffy smut?) with a twist at the end. Said twist is probably why people didn't like it too much, but I personally believe it's worth at least a read 😇

Well, that was a fun walk down memory lane! Wanna play @themoonfortress @facepalming-since-chernobyl @peggystormborn @andromedasmith? No pressure :)

#karamel fanfic #my writing #supergirl #fanfiction #tag games #ao3

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thedragonhermit · 1 year ago

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what do you think of olimar's role during the final parts of pikmin 4 which is stopping louie?

I'm going to answer both of your recent asks in this same post :)

For this first ask: I mean there's not that much to it-- when specifically referring to Olimar's role with chasing Louie down. He's just there to identify him for the Rescue Corps. and call after him and stuff. Now if we're talking Olimar's general situation in the game's second half?? HE LITERALLY GIVES YOU THE ABILITY TO PLAY AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF PIKMIN 1, what's not to love about that??!! It was great enough just having him around to chat with but no, you get a whole new mode to play as him and its fantastic!!!!!

For the 2nd, I'm dropping it under this read me since it mentions the final boss and I really wanna ensure that spoiler's hidden.

Him saying "go home" really isn't much different than either of those alternate phrases you just listed when you think about it. Idk, it felt like a Louie thing to yell I think ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So no, I think his "go home" was warranted enough.

#thanks once again!!#pikmin #pikmin 4 #pikmin 4 spoilers #answered ask #jen talks

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itsqueenshroom · 2 years ago

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♪~fic writer interview~♪

I got tagged by @96percentdone and I’d love an excuse to talk about the hobby I partake in the least but should do more!

my ao3 is here, if you’re interested. okay here we go.

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

3 public, one anonymous

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

24,615

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

I only have 3 public, so in order:

restoring connections (876 kudos)

breathe on me (291 kudos)

feelings that consume me whole (40 kudos)

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

absolutely! I love comments!

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

I suppose restoring connections? I haven’t really ended any of my fics with angst, and that one ends more hopeful than angsty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

I MEAN the other two are pwp, they both have pretty happy endings if you know what I’m saying, up top.

7. Do you write crossovers?

nope! I’m also extremely picky about crossovers I read, I’m not a big fan of them.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

lmao absolutely. there was also one guy on my restoring connections fic before I edited it to be a definitive oneshot and not a series that would reply to people saying I was never gonna finish it and being a dick in general.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

all but one of my fics are smut. I don’t really do series or ongoing fics apparently, so pwp is pretty much my bread and butter.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I fucking hope not?????

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

not that I know of.

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes! feelings that consume me whole was co-written with my best friend duane!

13. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

uhhhhhh I have. no idea. I like a lot and don’t really rank them? I’ll list a few that are rattling in my brain right now though!

ryudate (aitsf)

akitoya (prosekai)

noahmio (xc3)

masakishigo (tmm) (let them be a polycule, it’s funny)

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

duane I’m so sorry I don’t think I’ll ever finish sex boat.

15. What are your writing strengths?

I love me a good metaphor. I also think I’m pretty good at writing about a character’s inner thoughts as they’re thinking them? I suppose?

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

transitional exposition my beloathed.

17. What are your thoughts about writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don’t mind or have strong feelings one way or another.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

ah, all the way back in middle school I wrote self insert tokyo mew mew fanfiction on the now deleted website quizilla. it’s dead and I’m glad my past is wiped forever. :)

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

I have like 8 fics on the back burner cause I’m a human dumpster fire, but I’d love to write something for akitoya. not pwp, like 90% of my wips. like, I really just wanna dissect akito’s brain and feelings and write something sweet for them. <3

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

I’m gonna be basic and say the latest one, feelings that consume me whole. please play spirit hunter.

do I have friends that write fics on tumblr?? uhhhhhhh yknow what, if you wanna do this go ahead, consider yourself tagged by me. :)

#shroom.txt #my wip pile is. depressing.#but I’m proud of what I’ve got now at least :)

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karmahasagun · 7 months ago

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Hi! If you’ve managed to find this blog, I hope you know what you’ve signed up for!! I’m so sorry!!!

About

I’m Toni, age 23, any/all pronouns, and this is my blog entirely dedicated to my OCs (and possibly some of my friends’ OCs :p). I’ll post art and lore here, answer questions, maybe even do a little bit of rp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who knows :3.

Feel free to send asks for doodle requests and questions about/directed at my characters :]

Check below the cut for rules, a complete character list, my tag system, and my other socials ✨

General Rules

Sending asks is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!! PLEASE LET ME TALK ABOUT MY CHARACTERS

Art of my OCs is ALLOWED and ENCOURAGED! Though I would appreciate a tag if you draw them, I wanna see :3

That being said, ABSOLUTELY NO AI OR NFTS. GET OUT. FUCK OFF.

Taking inspiration from my characters for your own is okay as long as it’s not a direct rip. And no taking my art and using it without permission. I will hunt you down.

I am an adult, and am okay with suggestive content as long as the character in question is an adult, but outright nsfw and smut is Not Okay, especially if I don’t know you. You will be blocked.

This is my blog that I’m running for fun. I can and will block anyone for any reason. You’re not fun and quirky for breaking my rules and/or being weird. I don’t have time to deal with that.

Ask Box Rules

Keep everything related to my OCs!

Doodle requests are welcome, though they might not get done immediately bc my art motivation is fickle

You can ask questions about my characters, but I may not be able to answer due to spoilers. Many of these characters are ttrpg characters, and certain information might be something I can’t talk about yet.

You can ask questions directed AT a character as well, which I will answer in-character! When it comes to ttrpg characters, I’ll answer based on how they’d respond at the current point in the story, so the same question might have different answers if asked a few months apart as my groups play more sessions :]

As stated in general, I am okay with flirty/suggestive content, but outright nsfw is not permitted.

Character List

All characters will have a very brief summary. For more information on the characters, search for their tags and read through my posts about them!

Active TTRPG Characters

(aka, ttrpg characters whose stories are still ongoing. I may exclude information about them or avoid certain questions directed at them due to spoilers.)

Cypress

Spunky half-humanoid half-snow leopard barbarian with wicked amnesia. Age 13-ish, he/they.

Eries

Mom-friend aasimar paladin keeping the whole party on child leashes. Age 20, she/they. (Want to know more about the campaign Eries is from? My lovely DM, Cove set up a special blog just for Winds & Waves!)

Glory-of-the-Snow

Emotionally unintelligent mohsnian ranger with a cold lizard pet. Age 124, they/it.

Kasper

Rat bastard tabaxi sorcerer/artificer with every mental issue you could ever want. Age 27-ish, he/him.

Miscellaneous

(characters I've made but don't really have a use for yet. Still love em and am willing to talk about em :] )

Darcy

Cottagecore lemur anthro who loves baking and gardening. Age ~25, they/she.

Lilac

Pastel goth lop bunny anthro who loves witchy stuff like crystals and zodiacs. Will do a tarot reading on you unprompted. Age ~24, she/her.

Saturn

Cecropia Moth anthro who works as a bartender. A bit of a hopeless romantic. Age idk mid-late 20s? Any/all.

Tag System

# [character name]

All posts about that specific character

# art // # [character name] art

“# art” for ALL art, “# [character name] art” for art including a specific character

# ask // # [character name] ask

“# ask” for ALL asks, “# [character name] ask” for asks about a specific character

# lore // # [character name] lore

“# lore” for ALL lore, “# [character name] lore” for lore about a specific character

# rp // # [character name] rp

“# rp” for ALL roleplay, “# [character name] rp” for specific character roleplay

# rb

Reblogs (usually accompanied by me relating the rb’d post with a character)

Other Socials

Main Blog

Bluesky

Toyhouse

ArtFight

#✨pinned✨#last updated: october 13 2024

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strawbebyjam · 1 year ago

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what kind of things (media, music, etc) have you been into!!

hello anon!

honestly it’s been equally all over the place and nowhere!

i’ve gotten back into webtoons but at least every other week i forget to read updates - kind of a bingey gorl - but i’ve really been enjoying whale star (historical and a bit of romance), a martial master wakes up as a concubine (such a cute artstyle, such a silly/cute mc, probably going to end up being my fave of all time), the fox club, and most any villainess stories (even the crappy ones. bit of a guilty pleasure across the board, even outside webtoons).

i want to get into d&d! but i haven’t gotten to it yet cause it feels a little daunting.

as for music, i think i’d say it’s somewhere between folk, pop, and like… i guess stuff that just feels intimate, at least to me. like listening to an old friend slowly unravel? the lumineers, noah kahan, cage the elephant (this one’s not exactly new, but… it’s sticky! not my fault.), and then the random spattering of j-pop, j-rock, and the haikyuu osts on loop for about three days in a row most of the time.

speaking of haikyuu, i’ve been wanting to get back into it! and to pick up jujutsu kaisen again! but. like the d&d. a lot of thinking about it, a little less doing.

i’m also keeping up with single’s inferno, and, despite her mistakes, rooting for jinseok and minyoung! i think she’s relateable to some extent so i feel for her 😭. also watched the ‘celebrity’ kdrama a little while back and loooooooved it. watching king of the land now and still deciding how i feel about it. kind of wanna go back and watch my comfort kdrama (angel’s last mission: love) but i’m not sure when i’ll be able to. my want-to-do list is pretty long.

also, i love ballet! i have since last year. i really wanna go see the nutcracker before the holiday season’s up, but it’s a little too bougie for me for now. still love listening to swan lake and nutcracker recordings whenever though. i think ballet’s just beautiful. i always wish i could’ve grown up learning it. not sure i have the balance or instinct for it now. can’t even manage normal casual dancing so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

in any case, ty for the ask!! <33

#i think. i think. just a hypothesis. that you’re the same anon as the last few these days #so i bestow upon you. a tag. HDJDDHDH #🍊 nonnie #please lmk what you’ve been up to and in to as well nonnie!#also. i always always forget the thing i’ve been enjoying most when asked. so coming back to say #tears of themis!! little mobile otom #otome that ive been playing almost every day for like a month? i started off as an exclusive artem truther but One (1) luke card story #changed my mine completely and now i love them both. potentially love luke more. but.#it’s cute and i like the way it ties in law psychology and stuff while also being an otoge!

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