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#chris evans#chrisevans#cevans#chrisevansedit#chrisevansgifs#cevansgifs#cevansedit#chris evans gifs#evansedit#daddy ari#ari#ari levinson#the red sea diving resort#i have no witty caption for this one#fookin look at the massive bloke#wanna climb#wanna struggle to take him#FUCK
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Vincent Price hosts The Horror Hall of Fame (1974)
#vincent price#horror#classic horror#horror classics#coffin#casket#spooky#spooky aesthetic#halloween#naps#sleepy#horror hall of fame#hes so hot#such a gilf#i wanna climb in the casket with him....nekkid#what?#he makes me feral#so what?#bicon#a true bicon#bisexual#god#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs
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my bbgs got it
(pic isn’t mine)
i will make a repost about the things i wanna do to him :>
#you guys know who i am talking about#just wanna climb on him#konig x you#konig cod#könig#könig smut#konig x reader#könig fanfiction#könig x reader#konig smut#konig x y/n#könig x y/n#silay#i know it’s könig#könig x you#obsessed könig#konig mw2#könig cod#konig#könig call of duty#konig call of duty#könig mw2#konig imagine#konig headcanons#könig modern warfare#konig modern warfare#konig x female reader
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directly under a pylon ♡
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The look of concern that I caught him doing HAHA
#he’s like ‘you sure you wanna climb me like a tree’#YES I AM SURE#halsin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 halsin#baldurs gate 3#halsin bg3#halsin silverbough
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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it#im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#fem danny fenton#female danny fenton#martha knight au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dp x dc#giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks#points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread#LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY#bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away#martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades#marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed#what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make#the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all#fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)
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Girls on dating sites always wanna be doing something like where are the girls that wanna do nothing I wanna do nothing I wanna lay there and do nothing where are my nothing girls at
#I don’t wanna rock climb or go on a hike or go into nature in general#i love nature so much I want to stay as far away from it as possible and preserve it
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SKETCHES INSPIRED BY BIRDCATT FICS :3
#v4v#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#wahh... i wanna make more comics but am lazy#these creatures are so strange. studying them under a magnifying glass#tw blood#i know. it makes no sense for v1 to waste energy to climb on v2 like. that#but it looked better that way for compositon 😭#OK I CAME BACK TI THIS AND I DREW ONE OF THE HANDS WRONG#IGNORE THAT (I’ll fix it later)#OOPS#fixed it!#sourtrotart
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Kingdom Hearts Union χ - Wonderland
#kingdom hearts union x#khux#wonderland#scenery#my gif#the colors are super nice and the environments look so varied and unique in this game compared to it's first appearance in kh1#it feels so much more open and looks like it'd be a lot of fun to explore#i wanna climb up that flower bridge
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i’ve no idea what i am talking about, i’m trapped in this body & i can’t get out
#you wanna climb out of your own skin thats natural!#saul goodman#jimmy mcgill#better call saul#breaking bad#im sorry#Spotify
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EWAN MITCHELL as AEMOND TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022—) 2x08, “The Queen Who Never Was”
#house of the dragon#tv#hotdedit#gotedit#hboedit#tvedit#mystuff#userangelic#userallisyn#tusermiles#usercleo#tuseremilia#usersaoirse#useriselin#usergal#tusererika#userbaz#userbecca#hotd spoilers#the ENTIRE time i giffed this last night all i could think of is how miles told me i would wanna climb this man like a tree#and like. YEAH. AND.#I MEAN LOOK AT HIM
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i don’t know why but his tight vest and rolled up sleeves makes him look so slutty
#he looks so good#i wanna climb him#lou’s edit#spencer reid#spencer reid edit#criminal minds edit#spencer reid smut
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I just know Gaz is so fucking good at rock climbing. He's just built perfectly for it, he's got the endurance, the flexibility, the grip, the core strength, the agility, the arm spread, he's not too bulky and heavy like Soap or Ghost, his height gives him quite a lot of advantages (even though sometimes there are trails for us hobbits, but mostly being tall helps). Price could probably give him a run for his money, but since I headcanon that Price has seriously fucked up his spine and joints, especially in his fingers, he might be held back by this. Also I feel like Kyle has the best endurance out of all four of them, so he does extremely well on the long ones. He's also got that magical ability to be able to take a rest at the tiniest little handle, like literally catches himself with two toes and a pinch on a non-existent bump in the rock and relaxes as if he's lounging on a beach, all muscles resting before the upcoming difficult few meters.
Also he's one of those who will climb even in slippers, just because he gotta flex like that.
No I'm not drooling over his fingers wrapped in that tape in places where he ripped calluses off, you are.
Also this was induced by a SoapGaz thought where Gaz runs Soap through some intensive training on the climbing walls and enjoys the view of all that muscle bulk flexing and rippling as Soap struggles to find his balance and makes mistakes in dispersing his weight which limits his reach. He's so tense, he can barely slur his Scottish nonsense out, sweat streaming down the dip of his spine and soaking his tank top through.
When he finally falls of the wall after reaching the top handle, his fingers are shaking and he needs Kyle's help to untie the harness knot. Wipes his forehead, leaving a white streak of magnesia stuck to the wet skin, and huffs and grumbles about how he'll still beat Kyle's PR one day.
Gaz won't let him, of course. But he won't stop Johnny from trying either, because after that he gets to massage all those sore muscles Soap didn't even know existed, and listen to him groan as he shamelessly leaks into his boxers. Because why wouldn't Soap get off the post-gym muscle strain, really. And why wouldn't Gaz enjoy watching him get painfully hard and sensitive from barely sexual touch, exploding into his mouth as soon as Kyle wraps his lips around Soap's tip.
#juju's grumbles#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick#soap x gaz#gaz x soap#soapgaz#soap cod#john soap mactavish#cod#call of duty#listen i just really wanna go rock climbing again#this shit makes me feel so alive#and i just know gaz would volunteer as a trainer for kids groups in his local rock climbing club#also the one i am going to has this old man who has one arm amputated up to the elbow#BEST FUCKING CLIMBER IN THE CLUB#he's literally a beast i've seen him climb the 15 meters wall in seconds#also tatted up and wears a bandana and has like long white hair#i have such a crush on him#he's a trainer and i want to work with him so bad but also i know i'll embarrass myself#and my level is just really pathetic#so i just drool in my weakling corner as i watch him casually do the shit i can't even dream of with all my limbs intact
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Vincent Price kissing and cuddling his baby daughter, Victoria (1963)
Mah heart. 🖤
#vincent price#victoria Price#mary grant#mary grant Price#baby#celebrity babies#babies#so fucking cute#seeing him so happy makes me happy#shes so cute#these may be among my fave Vincent photos ever#i swear hes so sexy#i wanna climb him like a tree#bicon#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#photos courtesy of victoria Price
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Tetris Fanart.
I've been playing tetris while listening to horror podcasts. and yeah
#text#art#eyestrain#cw eystrain#bright colors#cw bright colors#tetris#nintendo#god i dont know what to tag this with. i dont wanna tag it with the podcasts themselves cuz that feels disingenuous. swagever#i actually started this piece a while ago. ok yeah looking at the date that was almost 3 weeks ago wow#but i finally decided to bring it back and finish it#ive been getting back into digital art and its been really nice. its nice having finished pieces.#ive been trying to get weirder with my art. like this piece was weirdly 'personal' in a sense#its been my unique experience listening to these pieces of media. the game in the bg is jsut as important to my experience as the art itsel#the looming sense of dread these podcasts give fit weirdly well with the high tension of some of these games of tetris#i wanted to have that sorta weird ominous vibe to it. have even the pieces feel loud and threatening.#and the gameplay being Past the ds itself is something i thought could be neat#ykno the tetris effect? where you play a bunch and then after you see the shapes everywhere;you play it in your mind?#that was part of what i wanted to channel there. but also like; how your attention works with this stuff#i might be looking straight at the ds but my attention is elsewhere; my brain is in another world#the game is still inescapable tho. tetris effect whatever. these stories stick in my brain just as much.#its all given me some. very very annoyingn anxiety. but i have to go back to them. like a moth to a flame etc. hince the moth climbing out#but uh yeah. that set up was my life for a few weeks whenever i had free time.#the main podcast this is about was magnus btw <- not typing full name so im not on the tag#and uh.#objectum#yeah i think. i think yeah.
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no but how am I supposed to act any kind of normal about pedro pascal when he looks like this
#pedro pascal#would it be bad to say i wanna climb him#like be for REAL#look at him#something about this middle aged man just—#necesito un momento porque ya casi me corré#pls ignore me i'm maximum feraL after seeing the slutty v-neck#joel miller
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