#wang hu zhong

[maukiki1-but-cringefail]

MORE MEMES BE UPON THEE (more beybladeyaoi on instagram propoganda)

[crafty705]

Mayblade day 7: Duty

(Translation of passage below in reblogs—sort by comment)

好了，今天是五月七号了！

这星期天，至少在 Tumblr post 上，我会用中文打字。我觉得这个 post 的要求会有意思。

因为我没有勇气问我父母检查这段话理解或不理解，我希望没有太多明显的错点。如果你会读中文，我要对我五年级水平的中文抱歉。

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“Duty” 最容易说的就是 “责任”。我经常会有这个责任感，对学习或对家庭比如说。

可能这有点太过度，但是我觉得长大方式跟责任有很强的关系，所以我相信这支正在维护其4000年历史传统的国家的队可以准确的代表 “责任”。

但是还要说…我小的时候，我已经觉得这个 “王虎中” 的名字有一点奇怪， 现在还不懂咋么在中文拼这个名字。这有点是因为英文版本的发音超级不准确。我这里猜的平法又用了 “国���” 的王，“老虎” 的虎， 和 “中国” 的中。

作���ABC，我觉得我忽略了大部不尊重中国的东西…但是我也知道这种搞笑的节目最好不太认真的欣赏。把每个国家都被开玩笑让人们感觉更平等。如果人们是小孩在看，可能其实不太难。

素描画（在素描画忘了太多东西…）和另外的在底下:

[maukiki1]

Go random bullshit go [throws all of these all at the same time directly into your forehead giving you a concussion]

[lovesnickerdoodlez]

Beyblade rot got to me again, here's Dashan Wang and Chao Xin from Wang Hu Zhong (Metal Masters)

[ladentdelion]

Metal Fight Beyblade - Saison 2 - Épisode 17

[chineseredcarpet]

GQ China releases themed posters from its Creative Gala with Su Yiming and Wu Hankun, Li Qin and Zhang Tianai, Song Jia and Zhong Chuxi, Wang Anyu and Hu Xianxu

[ryin-silverfish]

The FSYY Body Count List

…Because when you are trying to procrastinate an assignment, you'll focus your attention on anything that isn't the assignment, no matter how strange the subject matter is.

So here is a list of the individual Chan juniors' body count during the course of the FSYY novel. Fantastic creatures (non-sapient, not yaoguais that have cultivated a human form, but aren't regular animals either) are listed separately.

Nezha: 15 characters

-Li Gen the Yaksha (Qiankun Ring to the head)

-Ao Bing (pulled off steed with sash, Qiankun Ring to the head, tendons pulled out)

-Verdant Cloud Boy (archery accident)

-Yao Shaosi (speared)

-Colored Cloud Immortal (speared)

-Deng Zhong (knocked off steed with Qiankun Ring, then speared)

-Ji Li (speared)

-Li Qi (knocked down with ring, speared)

-Pong Hong (knocked down with ring, speared)

-Wang Bao (knocked off steed with ring, speared)

-Ma Zhong (incinerated by the Nine Fire Dragon Bell Cover)

-Long Anji (knocked down by a ring better than his, speared)

-Gao Lanying (didn't get her needles out in time, knocked down, speared)

-Ding Ce (killed by the Qiankun Ring)

-Lu Renjie (knocked off his steed by the Qiankun Ring in a fatal blow)

Note: I didn't count the Colored Cloud Boy, Lady Shiji's other disciple that gets bonked by the Qiankun Ring, because his death is never confirmed, even though he was already "struggling for his life on the ground" when Shiji comes out of the cave.

Yang Jian: 13 characters, 2 creatures

-Chen Jiugong (speared)

-Zhou Xin (Skyhowler'ed, then chopped in half)

-Bi Huan (Skyhowler'ed, then speared)

-Wen Liang (tried to escape after being bricked by Nezha, got hit in the shoulder by Yang Jian's slingshot, fell off his horse, and died)

-Yu Hua (Leizhen Zi knocked him off his steed, Yang Jian finished him off with his polearm)

-Zhang Kui's mom (indirectly, he tricked Zhang Kui into killing her via transformation arts)

-Chang Hao (Yang Jian transformed into a flying centipede, snipped its head off, reverted to his true form, chopped up the snake, then incinerated it with Five Thunder Arts)

-Wu Long (Yang Jian turned into a golden rooster and pecked it to pieces)

-Yang Xian (tried to flee after seeing Yang Jian turn into a tiger, chopped in half)

-Dai Li (Skyhowler'ed, then speared)

-Guo Chen (speared)

-Lei Kun (speared)

-The Nine-headed Pheasant Demoness (indirectly: Skyhowler'ed, then decapitated by Zhou soldiers on the execution ground under Yang Jian's watch)

Creatures: 

The Flower Fox Ferret, Mo Lishou's monstrous pet (Yang Jian burst out of its body after being eaten, tearing it into two halves in the process)

The One-horned Black Smoke Beast, Zhang Kui's magical steed (indirectly, same as Zhang Kui's mom)

Huang Tianhua: 7 characters

Chen Tong (Fire Dragon Dart sucked into Tianhua's flower basket, then decapitated by the beam of the Moye Sword)

The Four Mo Brothers (killed by the Heart-piercing Nail)

Yu Qin (killed by the Fire Dragon Dart)

Chen Geng (knocked off steed by the Fire Dragon Dart, then decapitated)

Yang Ren: 6 characters

Fang Yizhen (incinerated by the Five Fire Fan)

Li Ping (caught in the fan's AOE while trying to persuade Lv Yue)

Chen Geng (incinerated by the fan)

Lv Yue (incinerated by the fan)

Yu Xian & Yu Zhao (incinerated together)

Leizhen Zi: 5 characters

Xin Huan (Skyhowler'ed, then finished off by Leizhen Zi with a staff to the head)

Zhou Xin (Staff to the head)

Peng Zun (knocked off his steed via a staff to the shoulder, then decapitated)

Yu Guang (staff to the head)

Lei Peng (KO'ed with staff)

Huang Tianxiang: 4 characters

Feng Lin (speared)

Tao Rong (speared)

Gou Zhang (speared)

Gao Gui (speared)

Wei Hu: 4 characters

Yang Wenhui (Demon-subduing Club to the head)

Yu Da (clubbed)

Zhang Kui (clubbed)

Jade Pipa Demoness (indirectly: decapitated by soldiers under his supervision)

Jinzha: 3 characters

Wang Mo (immobilized by the Dragon Stake, then killed with a sword)

Yang Sen (immobilized by Dragon Stake, killed with sword)

Dou Rong (indirectly: Jinzha immobilized him with the Dragon Stake, but Jiang Wenhuan made the killing blow)

Muzha: 2 characters

Li Xingba (killed with one of Muzha's twin flying swords)

Lady Chedi (killed with twin flying sword)

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Final Thoughts

-If you count the creatures, Nezha and Yang Jian's kill counts will be equal, though several of Yang Jian's kills are indirect.

-Jiang Ziya: tfw your logistic guy, responsible for overseeing the supply line, has a body count as high as your designated army vanguard.

-Yeah, Yang Jian's official job in the Zhou army is the Grain Transport Officer. I think it really fits his personality——the clever, ruthless trickster who's also a mature, polite disciple.

-Though Leizhen Zi's kill counts can't match Nezha and Yang Jian, there are multiple descriptions of him knocking down whole sections of the city wall with a single staff strike. Maybe he's the anti-fortification specialist of the team or something. /lh

-Huang Tianhua: the ranged attacker who keeps trying to be a melee DPS. /j

-For real though, he seems to rely a lot more on the Fire Dragon Darts from a slain foe, and when the Heart-piercing Nail is used after the Mo brothers' demise, it only ends up going straight through Xin Huan's wing and the Winged Immortal's right arm.

-Yang Ren always gives me the impression of a soft-spoken bureaucrat who gradually discovered his inner pyromaniac after receiving the Five Fire Fan.

-My list is only counting the named characters, but everyone on this list who's still alive during the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation Arc are described as unleashing their might and treasures during the battle.

-Considering the AOE effects of some of these treasures, they probably send a lot more filler NPCs into the Investiture. 

-BTW, there are 152 names on the Investiture who are labelled as having died in the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation. 124, if you leave out the 28 Lunar Mansions, who are killed by the 4 Immortal Swords seized from Patriarch Tongtian's previous formation.

-How many percent of those 124 kills each Chan Sect participant is responsible for is up to your imagination.

-Forget about the Nezha age discourse——Huang Tianxiang was probably about 10 when he made his first kill, since the text described his head as "still bald". If I remember correctly, in the Ming dynasty, before 10, most children had their heads shaved completely bald, or leaving only a few patches of hair tied up in a braid/bun.

-He's also 14 when he made his third kill, and 17 when he was executed by Qiu Yin. Four chapters prior, Huang Tianhua died to Gao Jineng.

-Jinzha and Muzha: tfw your total kill counts combined is only a third of your little brother's.

-The one detail I've observed is that Jinzha ends up rescuing/attempting to rescue Nezha, Huang Tianhua, Jiang Ziya, and Tianhua again (together with Muzha) after they get knocked down.

-I feel kinda bad for Muzha when I look at the numbers. He does cut off one of Lv Yue's arms after recovering from his first plague attack, though.

[qloof]

hi guys so ive decided to commit to the mfb witch hat atelier AU that's been in my brain since i read it :3 will draw more soon bcus i have . many thoughts

copy-pasted thoughts that me and my irl discussed in class about this AU under cut !! feel free to add/give thoughts about them because thinking about this au is fun :3

little guys are the apprentices

most characters are out of apprenticeship or finishing it up

some characters are adults in this AU to fill roles

Knights Moralis - Excalibur and Wang Hu Zhong

Brimhat List - Doji, Pluto, Johannes, Rago, Ryuga, Yu, Ziggurat, Damian, Jack (most dark nebula/hades guys) - Maybe: Aguma, Bao - Those who become a Brimhat: Zeo, Toby (<- forced) (teehee) - Those who were tempted/considering it: Tsubasa, Chris

Watchful Eyes: Hyoma, Tsubasa, Nile (maybe Benkei)

Tower Librarian - Yuki

Garcias: Unknowings, kingdom (Enzo might learn magic and not tell anyone..maybe...still brewing thoughts !!)

Lovushka: Unknowings, doctors

Wises/Sages: Ryo, BLADER DJ !!!!!, Coach Steel(?) - thinking thoughts: Doji was previously a Wise but became a Brimhat(?)

Mentors: Dynamis (apprentice: Tithi) Daxiang (apprentice: Chi-yun) -> thinking this is before they become part of the Knights Moralis Benkei OR Gingka (apprentice: Kenta)

King's mentor was Dynamis

Masamune + Zeo + Toby's mentor was Coach Steel

Gingka + Hikaru + Tsubasa's mentor was Ryo

[hoperaypegasus]

Beyblade OCs in Pokémon time!

Meet Sun-Hui, Mei-Mei's son and the eldest descendant of Team Wang Hu Zhong. He's an absolute golden retriever of a character and has an oshawott like his mom did!

Inspo under the cut:

[masterofdemise]

I just realized I never posted these two. These are my OCs who were on the same team representing China some time before Wang Hu Zhong. Their team was called Team Celestial.

Chen Yu Long was the team leader, with Huang Kai being one of Yu Long's best friends.

There is also the sub member, who is supposed to be based on a tortoise. They left the team after some time and went to Beylin Fist, making their relationship with the rest of Team Celestial, quite rocky.

[beybladefanboy]

Just found this tier list of Metal Fight arcs:

I think I've made my Fury bias clear again.

The arcs from top to bottom since it's hard to read no matter what I do with the image. On a scale of Peak to Mid because I don't believe Beyblade has any arc I'd call "bad" overall. Some episodes I can call bad sure but not arcs:

Peak

Nemesis (Fury 29-39), Battle Bladers (Fusion 40-51)

Amazing

Beyster Island (Fury 23-26), Wild Fang (Masters 18-23), Dragon Village (Fury 4-6), Excalibur (Masters 24-29), Dark Nebula (Fusion 11-13), Toryumon (Fury 9-12)

Great

Mist Mountain (Fury 18-22), Star Fragment (Fury 1-3), Destroyer Dome (Fury 15-17), Hades City (Masters 45-51), Pre-Battle Bladers (Fusion 24-39), Star Breaker (Masters 34-44)

Good

Survival Battle (Fusion 20-23), Pre-World Tournament (Masters 1-6), Face Hunters (Fusion 1-10), Koma Village (14-18 Fusion)

Mid

Beybomba Valley (Fury 27-28), Wang Hu Zhong (Masters 7-11), Lovushka (Masters 13-15), Garcias (30-33)

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Side note: Battle Bladers undoubtedly has way more severe problems than some of the arcs I ranked lower than it but. Come on. It's Battle Bladers. The big tournament that was well built up to and has some of the greatest most memorable battles in the series. And even its lesser battles are still fun as hell to watch. There's no conceivable way it wasn't going in peak.

[maukiki1-but-cringefail]

Sry i didnt post mfb cf stories cauze beyburst got in th way

I SWEAR I DON’T HATE CHIYUN OR ANYTHIGN I JUST THINK TH PICTURE IS FUNNY…. OK….. ppl dont look pretty when they cry it makes sense😭im sorry chiyun li nation😢

[johannepetereric]

“From Wang Hu Zhong’s Li Chi-Yun.”

Well, that solves the question of spelling!

[andro-dino]

shakes you. fleetingspiritshipping. would the members of wang hu zhong catch onto zhouxing's crush....would they tease him over it...and what do you think their impressions of axyl would be :]

FLEETINGSPIRITSHIPPING. oughhhh,,,,, I definitely think whz would catch on pretty quick. Axyl is entirely oblivious to zhouxing’s feelings for them but when the other members of whz see how he acts around them, they’re like “this is. weird. Zhouxing is definitely acting weird” and it doesn’t take long for them to put the pieces together. Daxiang I think would tease a little bit, but also try to genuinely give some advice and reassurance. I like to think that although Zhouxing does go on a lot of dates and things, he doesn’t have a lot of experience having like, real actual genuine feelings for people, and especially considering axyl is very much not like the people he’d usually go out with, he’s kinda out of his element when it comes to aer and it definitely shows to the team. Daxiang would partially do an obligatory elbow nudge to Zhouxing will the whole “soooooooo :3c” kind of thing, but he’d also try to reassure him to be genuine and earnest and upfront with Axyl and whatnot and that it’ll all work out in the end. Then he’d also probably tell him to not let it distract him so much because his ass is NOT getting any training done while this is all happening.

Following with that, you will never catch me not depicting Chiyun as zhouxing’s biggest hater 24/7. he doesn’t generally get romance stuff all that much I think, and ESPECIALLY not with Zhouxing, so he is probably the biggest one kicking his ass and just trying to get him back to work most of the time. I like to think that at some point, he’d manage to slip in something along the lines of “I don’t know why you’re so worried anyways, they obviously like you back (for some reason)” though

Mei Mei I think is the one who figured it out the soonest, and she has an interesting perspective with it since she gets along best with axyl out of the other whz members and so she knows from both sides of it. Part of her is trying not to interfere too much and expose either of them before they say so themselves, but the other part of it is maddening knowing how they feel about each other and so she’s out there trying to subtly nudge both of them in the right direction as much as she can <3

Whz have some varying feelings about axyl as a whole. Mei Mei, as previously mentioned, gets along really well with them and axyl would kind of consider her his main support person besides his other friends and essi when first meeting whz, since she’s kinda the most down to earth of the team besides Zhouxing (and they’re obviously too nervous around Zhouxing at first).

The other two are a mixed bag. Daxiang is really really cool and naturally very kind to Axyl, and they do admire him a lot and find him very cool, but like, just too much to the degree that it can’t feel fully comfortable around him. He makes them very very nervous (he’s trying his best, but it’s not easy to break down axyl’s axylisms). Chiyun is not its biggest fan, given their general weaknesses and lack of motivation and drive when it comes to beyblade. it’s been a minute since I’ve watched masters and I feel like I’m not giving chiyun the full nuance he deserves but like, just from a base level I feel like he wouldn’t get along with Axyl. He doesn’t hate them necessarily, but he doesn’t like aer either. (and it is a minor blow to axyl’s pride that they are so scared of a child)

[dear-indies]

hi! hope you're well! i was wondering if you'd have any recommendations for a female fc who is either full chinese or half chinese/white in her 20s (or early 30s but can pass for 20s). someone with sort of a willowy, dancer's build and looks very elegant. i like natasha liu bordizzo and havana rose liu a lot, but i feel that they might be too common as fcs and i think it would be nice to use an actress or model who isn't often seen!

appreciate your help very much, as well as all the content you post! (thank you especially for posting some important donation links and resources, i'm always happy to see those being spread.) best wishes to you as well, take care and have a wonderful weekend!

Gina Jin (1990) Chinese.

Li Qin (1990) Chinese.

Lulu Xuan (1991) Chinese.

Zhang Yuxi (1991) Chinese.

Dilraba Dilmurat (1992) Uyghur.

Yang Zi (1992) Chinese.

Zhu Xudan (1992) Chinese.

Gulnazar (1992) Uyghur.

Olivia Sui (1993) Chinese.

Jenny Zeng (1993) Chinese.

Bai Lu (1994) Chinese.

Ju Jingyi (1994) Chinese.

Zhou Yutong (1994) Chinese.

Faye Wang (1995) Chinese.

Lily Gao (1995) Chinese - has spoken up for Palestine!

Esther Yu (1995) Chinese.

Hu Yi Xuan (1995) Chinese.

Wu Jiayi (1995) Chinese.

Meng Ziyi (1995) Chinese.

Zhang Ruonan (1996) Chinese.

Xu Ziyin (1996) Chinese.

Chase Sui Wonders (1996) Chinese, some Japanese and Tahitian / White.

Tian Xiwei (1997) Chinese.

Zhao Lusi (1998) Chinese.

Zhou Ye (1998) Chinese.

Yang Chaoyue (1998) Chinese.

Zhang Jingyi (1999) Chinese.

YUQI (1999) Chinese.

Zhong Lili (2000) Han and Uyghur.

Sun Zhenni (2000) Chinese.

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[lady-lazagna]

Laz. Top 5 platonic dynamics. Gimme

Hmmmmmggggrrrrrr god lemme simmer on this... how the fuck do I not make them all Tsubasa related... okay I'm limiting this to every character only appearing ONCE. Also I wanna get creative so Tsubasa and Yu will be sadly missed.

Tsubasa and Masamune

They are so brothers oh my fucking god. I just want Masamune to get up to the most devious deeds and force Tsubasa to come along with him. I want Masamune to bully him and Tsubasa to chase him down and thwack him with a foam Minecraft sword. I want Masamune to make Tsubasa do stupid challenges with him on his youtube channel, like gaming or baking dangerous concoctions. I want Tsubasa to say "there's no way you'll stay out all night" to confident party-goer Masamune, and for Masamune to call him at 11pm, tired out of his mind, saying "pls come pick me up🥺 and maybe get a Mickey D's on the way👉👈" and of course Tsubasa does just that. They would be the ultimate Fucking Idiot and Braincell duo.

Benkei and Demure

The besties ever. The big softies of Wild Fang. They are such loving and supportive friends to everyone, of course they're perfect for each other. I imagine them writing letters to each other for the entire period between Masters and Fury, with cute scribbles and pictures of wildlife from their respective homes and pressed flowers, and of course there's always a "Kyoya says hi!" when he really didn't and a "Nile says he misses you!" when of course he did. These two are the glue that holds Wild Fang together (literally in Benkei's case).

Yu and Kenta

Little guys just want to hang out and have fun. Is that too much to ask? Kenta was Yu's first true friend, who just liked him for him and wanted to hang out with him for no personal gain. And Yu really does believe in Kenta and his skills, despite what others think of his power level. And despite Kenta often being left behind on adventures, Yu always cheers and embraces him when they meet again. They're just such besties and I want the world for them they deserve happiness and silliness.

Daxiang and Chiyun

These two had more development in Fury in the span of five minutes than anyone else in that season had the entire time. Chiyun presents as this stubborn and uptight little dude who knows how to find his own way and doesn't take shit from anyone. But when it comes to Daxiang, he just melts in pure adoration and love. The thing Chiyun truly wants more than anything in the world is to be good enough to stand at Daxiang's side; but Daxiang assures him that he is already enough, and he always will be no matter how many times they fall. And when they're told about the legendary bladers and Chiyun wonders why he wasn't chosen, Daxiang assures him again that they don't need to be bestowed star power to be great; they've already worked so hard to gain their own strength. I just think they're neat.

Madoka and Sophie

Something something "oh my god look at that incredibly powerful woman with a rich knowledge of history and amazing Beyblade skills, I want to learn everything I have left to learn from her" and "where did this sweet child come from, she is so curious about the world. I will tell her all about it while we're getting our hair and nails done". I just feel like Madoka would idolise her a LOT and Sophie would try to bring her image of her back to earth with some casual hangout time.

Honourable mention is the dynamic between Wang Hu Zhong and Gan Gan Galaxy. That fucks.