#walking noises silly :]

[kalicox]

rip comic five, you would have never messed with your brother's wife

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

satosugu get into very tense debates about what kind of animal you’re most like btw

[jonsaremembers]

I'm watching roasting ugly mansions 2 and realizing, like.

Phil has his filming room

and like he must go in there, shut the door, and sing silly little songs about how many cabinets there are

and Dan must hear him and go "oh just phil talking to the kids again"

[grossillygirl]

if i commit suicide but no one gives u guys any closure about it, im telling u rn i did it because i dont have my earbuds like they were my children. i lost my children 😔

[princessmyriad]

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[ominoose]

I have so many silly things I wanna write and finally the motivation/time to use them but I only just got back on my meds yesterday so my brain is too scatty to concentrate grrrrahhhh

👊🏻 why cruel world

[kostnyan]

The real reason Kalim has so much jewelry is that when he moves it makes noise so Jamil can know where Kalim is at every waking second. It's like putting a bell on a cat. Except the cat is very talkative regardless, but it helps when someone is trying to steal or hurt said talkative and friendly cat.

[pseudospectre]

Everyone look at my ridiculous creature

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Peppino being a little magician makes me go :)

[entirelysein-e]

Sad Luma noises. @virtue-and-beneviolence left :(( was easily the best week I had this entire year 🥹💔

[whetstonefires]

In a hilarious turn of events that we don't usually get in the UK, 'Ministry of Sound' is NOT, in fact, an Extremely Specific Branch Of The Government. It's a nightclub in London

thank you to these two anons responding to my tag lmao.

it was like. i found the Ministry of Sound deeply improbable--it didn't in scope or type match the other ministries i knew to exist, and surely if it was a thing i'd have heard so many jokes about it by now??? i have really consumed Quite A Lot of british fiction in my lifetime.

but the context was a guy complaining about conditions leaving his job in Parliament at the end of the workday, so the notion gained an aura of plausibility despite the on-the-face-of-it absurdity.

that's a really funny name for a nightclub ngl.

[screamingay]

somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

[jonny-b-meowborn]

I regret to inform everyone that today I found out I have a Reaction to squeaky toys. Makes me wanna bite and run around

[keeps-ache]

sour apricots and loud floor fans. it's almost summer :D

[penciled-palominos]

Horse girl who plays with legos constantly is up to no good once again [I am gonna make a horse lego stamp of some sort based off an instagram reel I saw a few weeks ago of someone making a stamp out of lego flat plates]

It seems like a cool concept so I gathered all of my flat bricks and I am so excited to start tying to put it together, its such a cool concept and I think if I can execute this properly it'd be awesome!

Also on another note I am so addicted to looking at breyer models on etsy and ebay someone needs to stop me!! Its so fun tho so I just tend to scroll and add to my lists its so fun!! I love it <3

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I want to scream just saw your response and it was so cutee 😭😭😭 him lulling both of us to sleep is so cute😭😭 I don’t want to send him back to the see I know that I usually write fluff ask for this au but what if the reader has to move somewhere WITH NO SEA like Sweden bc if their work 😭😭😭 they would never be able to see each other and I am extra sad for the reader bc nobody would be as good as Suguru he would ruin their love life forever 🌙

HEHE I’M SO GLAD U THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE <33 i think mer!sugu would sing u to sleep all the time!! it’s his love language …….

but 😭😭 my sweet 🌙 anon …. how could u do this to me…… reader moving from mer!sugu’s beach would be sooo heartbreaking :((( if they moved anywhere he could follow i feel like he would, but if it was somewhere too dry for mer!sugu to live at i’d be so sad :’3 …. sigh. for my own mental health i’m just not gonna think abt that LMAO but it’s a very tasty angst scenario……. AND YES SUGU RLLY WOULD RUIN THEIR LOVE LIFE silly hot fish man is the new standard…. no other person could make them as happy 😔😔😔

in return for the treat i’ll offer u an angst thought of my own …. >:3 ok so. i imagine that merfolk age differently than humans right…. as for mer!sugu i feel like he’s around the same age as reader (probably a lil older mentally but physically the same)…….. but he would definitely outlive them :(( and i keep thinking abt that!! how tragic it is. mer!sugu would treasure their memory so dearly though… maybe there’s an intricate burying ritual for merfolk that he’d follow? like. collecting their bones and burying them by the beach… or down in the deep sea….. or maybe he makes a necklace with some pieces of their skeleton and wears it. so he always keeps a piece of them with him. Kinda Fucked Up but it’s a merfolk thing ok just roll w it 😭😭 they’re sinister creatures but also very devoted….

idk just. mer!sugu grieving reader for as long as he lives without them…. the idea of that makes me so so sad. imagine him swimming up to the surface when the moon looks the same as it did when they first met…… shedding a tear or two before returning to sea……. and his tears end up turning into a myriad of sea glass, covering the beach in green and blue and purple…….. or so the folktale goes <3 yeahhhh i just like the idea of their love story becoming a local fairy tale decades after reader has passed. it’s so bittersweet … T—T

sigh i got carried away again. tysm as always for chatting w me 🌙 anon!!! <33 i don’t think my heart can handle thinking abt mer!sugu angst…. i just want him to be pouty and cute all the time……… :(((