#walking coffee table

[gamesatwork]

e482 — New Hardware Day

Games at Work podcast e482 with Michael and Michael — visionOS updates, AirPods Pro as hearing aids with social implications, satellites, Doom in a keycap, a kinetic coffee table and a whole lot more!

Photo by Dan Cristian Pădureț on Unsplash Published 23 September 2024 Co-hosts Michael and Michael start things off with several Apple software updates, beginning with visionOS 2.  The referenced article in the show notes below gives you the visual experience enhancements that the Apple software developers have incorporated into the update.  Michael R shares his experiences with visionOS 2, and…

[captain-hawks]

drunkenly stumbling through the front door of kuroo's apartment, tripping over the pile of shoes in the hallway and whispering obnoxiously loud while he pushes you up against the wall and laughs all warm and soft as he kisses everywhere but your lips.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

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Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

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Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[gummi-stims]

Mobile coffee table

⚒️

[gojoest]

nanami kento doesn’t get drunk quite easily but when he does he fucks you so sloppy and so nasty makes such a big mess of you and every counter he bent you over that the place stinks for days

[indiestsnake]

*takes out notebook*

*opens it*

*draws a line*

*erases*

*draws a line*

*erases*

*draws two lines*

*erases*

*draws a line*

*erases*

*closes notebook*

*puts notebook away*

[nerosdayinanime]

Giyuu sitting cross-legged at the far end of the couch w Sabito laying his head on his lap+arm thrown over one of his legs & Makomo snoozin on top of sabito w an arrow pointing at her that says 'stole giyuu's spot when he got up to get them water'

[tea-tuesday]

golden hour coffee break downtown

[shatterthefragments]

I’m becoming who I’m meant to be, slowly.

I’m inhabiting my body as a home as I make it such that it is a home for me.

💖😌✨

Also it’s a lovely studio! Masks required, hepa filters running, quiet area, but still near a bus route, was quiet once some of the people left (my artist was also super surprised that all of the tables were in use when they arrived at the shop too!!) and even though we didn’t chat (they put in their faq basically that they often forget to chat so bring headphones or whatever to do while they work) it wasn’t awkward or anything. It felt like such a safe space and I adore it so much :) (and it’s more local to get to than the other one that I’m definitely also going to go back to too at some point hopefully this year) (yay local queer owned covid cautious studios!!!!!)

[grubloved]

new books!!!!!!! ^_^

[cosmerelists]

I tested the Cosmere mad lib on my wife--here's her story!

Hoid then began his story: "Our story takes place on the planet [Roshar], which, as you well know, is renowned for its [feet]. On that planet was a young man named [Coffee Table], who desperately wanted to be a [dogwalker]. But to do that, he knew that he needed to be stronger. But how?

One day a stranger came to town. You might know this stranger--it was a worldhopper whom you know as [Steris]. Yes! [Steris] is a worldhopper. Please don't interrupt me.

[Steris] came to [Coffee Table] and said, "If you wish to become stronger, you must complete my training regimen--you must do exactly what I say."

"Yes, yes I will!" promised [Coffee Table], feeling [greedy].

"Very well," said [Steris]. "First, you must travel to [that one beach where Shallan did her fire stick thing] while balancing a [phone] on your head. If it falls to the ground, you must begin again. Second, you must challenge [Jasnah] to a contest of [rock climbing]. Only when you win may you move on to the third and final task: You must find a [playful] [cat] and bring it back to me."

And so [Coffee Table] began his journey. He made the whole trip with the [phone] on his head, and only had to restart the journey [thirteen] times, which was not too bad. Then he battled [Jasnah] and won on try number [negative one]. Impressive, no? And finally, he found the [playful] [cat] and brought it back, a journey that took a mere [sixty-nine] years.

"Have I done it?," said [Coffee Table] upon his return. "Am I strong now? Strong enough to become a [dogwalker]?"

"[Maybe]," said [Steris] in a voice that could best be described as [daring].

And in that moment, [Coffee Table] realized the truth. He was, and had always been, [fluffy].

[detentiontrack]

Abled people in public always look so shocked when I fold up my cane like they didn't even know canes can be foldable???

[mosquitinho]

The way they were the kissing brothers.......!!!!!! 🥺💞💞💞💞💞

[transxfiles]

barista in the coffee shop is holding tutoring sessions while on the clock during a slow shift. double dipping to the best extent. role model.

[lil-vibes]

one thing abt me is that i am an avid adhd chuuya believer!

you walk into his office and hes got one earbud in, blasting music. it's sped up. one phone has some playthrough video on youtube playing. he's writing a report and also has Microsoft Excel open on his monitor. he has typed four (4) numbers in a single column for now. his laptop is on the coffee table and it has a random ass Wikipedia article open. dazai is on facetime on chuuya's burner phone. he's muted, yet he's the loudest thing in the room. chuuya is thriving.

[swagging-back-to]

part 15 of me obsessing over this 50 gallon tank LOL

so im 100lbs soaking wet. I can lift around 65lbs-- even up and down stairs, but it's still a mild to moderate struggle.

Most 50 gallon tanks weigh 100lbs.

therefore i have to be able to lift my own weight in exactly 9 days time. :))))) help