#waku hayashi

[danganronpa-cyberspace]

Short: Featuring Tomoki Ebihara and Waku Hayashi.

[jade-gemstone]

Since the @danganronpa-cyberspace prologue drops in a week, I thought I might post this edit I made a while ago!

Please go check out Cyberspace, it'll be a fun ride for everyone!

[otaku-mama73]

Musical Touken Ranbu ~Hanakage Yureru Tomizu~

Countdown

April 30 - May 7, 2023 at Tokyo Dome City Hall May 13 - 20 2023 at Amashin Archaic Hall Hyogo May 26 - 28, 2023 at Kitakyushu Soleil Hall Fukuoka June 3 -18, 2023 at Tachikawa Stage Garden Tokyo

Livestreams on DMM TV: Purchase link HERE (VPN Required) April 30, 2023 18:30 JPT June 18, 2023 13:00, 18:30 JPT

[mandilo]

Musical Touken Ranbu Spring 2023 has a name

We finally have a name for the new stage

花影ゆれる砥水

Hanakage yureru tomizu

I don't have the knowledgeto translate the title but the name of the humans have been revealed :

Mitsuru will be playing Honami Kotoku. In history he is known to be a sword appraiser/inscriptor/ polisher from a pretty well known familly that appraised or inscribed many of our boys

Yasuto Kosuda will be playing toyotomi hideyoshi

and our dear ex-ensemble will be playing a character named Kage

So for now our best and most credible theme is going to be around the worth of a sword !

speaking of swords we have new more complete visuals :

Let's be honnest i am ready to see the stream of the first day on dmm and then in person.

[gloriuspandablog]

Musical "Touken Ranbu" -Hanakage Yureru Tomizu- 1st week statistics

Hello everyone! It's me again with your TouMyu update

so Oricon has released the 1st week sale statistics of Musical "Touken Ranbu" -Hanakage Yureru Tomizu- BD/DVD already!

on the DVD side the production sold a total of

3,542 DVD copies! Ranked as the 6th best selling DVD of the week!

and on the BD side the production sold a total of

13,139 BD copies!! Ranked as the best selling BD of the week! Even on par with nationally famous band and idol group!

In total this production sold a total of 16,681 copies in its 1st week of sale!!!

Unwavering popularity even with a mostly new Touken Danshi lineup!!

CONGRATULATIONS! And thank you to everyone who purchased a copy.

Please continue to support them this year also!

Source; DVD, BD

[deuteriumuniverse]

Gosho's Detective Picture Book Reviews

My review of detectives (and detective novels) based on Gosho's Detective Picture Book (also called Gosho's Mystery Library) are as below, to be completed not in the near future.

❤️ denote my personal favorites

Sherlock Holmes (Arthur Conan Doyle) ❤️

Kogoro Akechi (Edogawa Rampo)

Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie) ❤️

Arsene Lupin (Maurice Leblanc)

Jules Maigret (Georges Simenon)

Kousuke Kindaichi (Seishi Yokomizo)

Lieutenant Columbo (Richard Levison and William Link)

Zenigata Heiji (Kodo Nomura)

Philip Marlowe (Raymond Chandler)

C. Auguste Dupin (Edgar Allan Poe)

Ellery Queen (Ellery Queen) ❤️

V.I. Warshawski (Sara Paretsky)

Father Brown (C.K. Chesterton)

Cordelia Gray (P.D. James) ❤️

Heizo Hasegawa (Shotaro Ikenami)

Mitsuhiko Asami (Yasuo Uchida)

Nero Wolfe (Rex Stout)

Shunsaku Kudo (Nobumitsu Kodaka)

Hannibal Lecter (Thomas Harris)

Miss Marple (Agatha Christie) ❤️

Sam Spade (Dashiell Hammett)

Shozo Totsugawa (Kyotaro Nishimura)

Ninzaburo Furuhata (Kouki Mitani)

Perry Mason (Erle Stanley Gardner)

Mikeneko Holmes (Jiro Akagawa)

Inspector Samejima (Arimasa Osawa)

James Bond (Ian Fleming)

Kyosuke Kamizu (Akimitsu Takagi)

Charlie Chan (Earl Derr Biggers)

John Thorndyke (Richard Austin Freeman)

Touyama Kin-san (Tatsurou Jinde)

Mike Hammer (Mickey Spillane)

Philo Vance (S.S. Van Dine)

Akakabu-kenji (Shunzo Waku)

Drury Lane (Ellery Queen)

Katherine Turner (Misa Yamamura)

Henry Jackson (Isaac Asimov)

Denshichi (Tatsurou Jinde)

Lew Archer (Ross Macdonald)

Kiyoshi Mitarai (Soji Shimada)

The Old Man in the Corner (Baroness Orczy)

Joseph Rouletabille (Gaston Leroux)

Hanshichi (Kido Okamoto) ❤️

Koichiro Munakata (Seiichi Morimura)

Eitaro Imanishi (Seicho Matsumoto)

Gideon Fell (John Dickson Carr)

Yuichiro Goda (Kaoru Takamura)

Ukyou Sugishita (Yasuhiro Koshimizu)

Steve Carella (Ed McBain)

Hideo Himura (Alice Arisugawa)

Riyako Asabuki (Shizuko Natsuki)

Robert Ironside (Collier Young)

Akihiko Chuzenji (Natsuhiko Kyogoku)

Kiyoshi Shimada (Yukito Ayatsuji)

The Continental Op (Dashiell Hammett) ❤️

Ningyo Sashichi (Seishi Yokomizo)

Joseph French (Freeman Wills Crofts)

Yoshibumi Takagi (Kenzo Kitakata)

Mom (James Yaffe)

Rintaro Norizuki (Rintaro Noziruki)

Koko (Lilian Jackson Braun)

Manabu Yukawa (Keigo Higashino) ❤️

Daisuke Kanbe (Yasutaka Tsutsui)

Inspector Zenigata (Monkey Punch)

Robert Langdon (Dan Brown)

Akojuro Senba (Juran Hisao)

Kanki Ibaragi (Futaro Yamada)

Bannai Tarao (Yoshitake Hisa)

Richard Cuff (Wilkie Collins)

Philip Trent (E.C. Bentley)

Gregory House (David Shore)

Yoshio Kuraishi (Hideo Yokoyama)

Adrian Monk (Andy Breckman and David Hoberman)

Inspector Onitsura (Tetsuya Ayukawa)

Enshi Shunotei (Kaoru Kitamura)

Lincoln Rhyme (Jeffery Deaver)

Kei Enomoto (Yusuke Kishi)

Keisuke Shiratori (Takeru Kaido)

Genya Tojo (Shinzo Mitsuda)

Shioriko Shinokawa (En Mikami)

Handyman of Susukino (Naomi Azuma)

Kageyama (Tokuya Higashigawa)

Hotaro Oreki (Honobu Yonezawa)

Lisbeth Salander (Stieg Larsson)

Lieutenant Fukuie (Takahiro Ookura)

Takeshi Yoshiki (Soji Shimada)

Jiro Egami (Alice Arisugawa)

Kyouko Okitegami (Nisio Isin)

Sakurako Kujou (Shiori Ota)

The Phantom Thief Detective Yamaneko (Manabu Kaminaga)

Riko Rinda (Keisuke Matsuoka)

Shinichiro Hanaoka (Koji Hayashi and Junpei Yamaoka)

Richard Castle (Andrew W. Warlowe)

Hiroto Miyama (Manabu Uda)

Yukimasa Yugami (Hideo Iura)

Mikoto Mitsumi (Akiko Nogi)

Keita Kurokochi (Takashi Nagasaki)

Totono Kuno (Yumi Tamura)

Maomao (Natsu Hyuga)

Sherlock Holmes (Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss) ❤️

Rohan Kishibe (Hirohiko Araki)

Seiko Fuji (Miko Yasu)

[shadekunin]

“Usotsukito kimito sonoyoruni” lyrics from what I heard. (Ahh...I tried ^^’)

* Please note that I'm not japanese nor do I know that much japanese. I just wanted to do this for fun and this is NOT accurate (So most of the lyrics won't make much sense haha...?) Also, If you know japanese and got triggered by the not making any sense, please correct it for me. I...literally had no idea what I’m really trying to do now. haha.

futari futari yami no nagami anata no kokoro, oide usofuita kimi no watashi usotsuni ga omoi un

anato mo uso kitte no yan mito kuyan no watashi saa usofuita kimi to watashi usotsu ni ga omoi un

anogono usokuki usokuki sa dochira no kotoba o shinshiruda, ya usotsuite kuchiotsuite uso kakitasu, ya yakuo korose yakuo kurusei yakuo jonkideu

futari no watashi uso o uta kutakutsu futari ga utau shita kiritsutsume

kimi to (chu chu chu) watashi (chu chu chu) odori ushiru fute ga koro, sora

asoko kiite asoko tsuitte asoko kuwai matta ashita

kimi no uso koko kashitte kakushi wa shou ikki mo to waku watashi ukatobu

shoutsuki moto kyo sottsuki no areta auta auta auta watashi kimi no uso don ni shotsuki mo ya asa oketsu

anato mo uso kitte no yan kita kuyanta watashi saa usofuita kimi to watashi usotsu ni ga omoi un

anogono usokuki usokuki sa dochira no kotoba o shinshiruda, ya uso no daka ni gometa hanashi yometa shinshitsu, ya uso no tsumi de atsu o korose shita o jonkide

usotsuki tsukume usotsuite monda anata no watashi watashi to anata

utai (cha cha cha) ama no (cha cha cha) matane kimi o mane itte doru

hanashi kitte hayashi kitte uso mo kitte watashi wa

futari no hanashi fuso  o uta kuta kutsu futari na utau shitta kiri tsutsume

kimi no (chu chu chu) watashi (chu chu chu) odori ushiru sakata mo

uso o kitte uso mo kitte uso mo kuwai matta ashita

[puyopuyo]

Waku Puyo Dungeon Ketteiban (わくぷよダンジョン決定盤) Platform: Sega Saturn, Playstation Developer: Compile

[freshfreshsalad]

Puyo Puyo Dungeon Still Never Ends | Waku Waku Puyo Puyo Dungeon

[danganronpa-cyberspace]

Who’s the oldest and the youngest members of the cast

The oldest is Ouki, at 18 years old, with a birthday of February 3rd.

The youngest is Waku, at 15 years old, with a birthday of July 15th.

[danganronpa-cyberspace]

Meet Waku Hayashi: Ultimate Geologist.

Pronouns: He/Him or It/Itself

Archetype/Role: Snarky, Teasing, and “Stupid,” kind of like Whit and Ace combined

Nationality: Japanese

Personality: Waku has a bit of an ego, and just is generally disdainful towards most people. He sees himself as above them, and if they don’t know any internet culture, he’ll just scoff. If they are online, though, THEN he’ll be your friend.

Height: 5’3”

Age: 15

Likes: Social Media, Rain, Ramen

Dislikes: Authority, Cleanliness, Real People

Full Appearance: Waku is a string bean, and short string bean. He stands at 5’3”, with a cocky stance and smirk. He has blonde hair with purple eyes. He wears a big, clear raincoat over his brown shorts and black crop top. He has long black arm warmers, and finally, he wears white socks with white slide on sneakers.

Backstory: Waku’s Ultimate shouldn’t be geologist. It should be internet sensation. Or at least, that’s what Waku thinks. After Waku was kicked out of his house, he had to find a way to sustain himself. So, he streamed his studies on rocks and geology. Somehow, the internet found his rocks interesting, and somehow, he made bank. And if you wanna follow him, his username is RockinRain. :3

Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/191322

[mandilo]

Musical Touken Ranbu Spring 2023

No official name yet for the show running from April 30th to june 18th with 5 new swords and a returning one.

the show will run in :

Tokyo at Tokyo Dome Hall from april 30th to may 7th

Hyogo at Amashin Archaic Hall from may 13th yo 20th

Fukuoka at Kitakyushu Soleil Hall from may 26th to 28th

Tokyo at TACHIKAWA STAGE GARDEN from june 3rd to 18th

The Human cast :

Mitsuru Karahashi (唐橋 充) : well known on stage that already played the narrator in dategumi souki shutsujin

Ryoji Sugiyama (杉山諒二) : a long time dancer/ensemble on toumyu (reponsible for numerous death back in the day)

and Yasuto Kosuda (小須田康人)

And the Main cast is :

Koryuu Kagemitsu : Nagata Kohei (長田光平) Onimaru Kunitsuna : Hayashi Mitsuaki (林 光哲) Ichigo Hitofuri : Kunishima Naoki (國島直希) Daihannya Nagamitsu : Kyoten Waku (京典和玖) Heshikiri Hasebe : Kihara Rui (木原瑠生) Yamanbagiri Chougi : Mizue Kenta (水江建太)

As i've already done in the past i'll introduce all the new actors.

Since i'll enter the bloodbath, here are the lottery infos for the main lotteries :

the official fanclub lottery for tickets will be from 2023年2月28日(火)12:00～3月6日(月)23:59

the CD bonus lottery from 2023年3月14日(火)12:00～3月19日(日)23:59

and

LEncore lottery entry acceptance period March 28, 2023 (Tuesday) 12:00 to March 30, 2023 (Thursday) 23:59

Lawson lottery entry acceptance period March 31, 2023 (Friday) 12:00 to April 4, 2023 (Tuesday) 23:59

and more will come.

Source official site

[mandilo]

Musical Touken Ranbu ㊇ 乱舞野外祭 Cast & Dates announcement

Toumyu's next matsuri officially called "suehirogari ranbuyagaimatsuri" in FujiQ highland conifer forest openair concert hall will take place between the 17th and 24th of september 2023.

for the only 8 shows we will have 28 toudans and 2 humans

The returning cast we already know is

Ohira Shunya as Imanotsurugi Imari Yu as Nagasone Kotetsu Takahashi Kensuke as Hachisuka Kotetsu Torigoe Yuki as Yamatonokami Yasusada Yokota Ryugi as Monoyoshi Sadamune Sakamoto Shogo as Horikawa Kunihiro Tamura Shin as Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki Kiyama Haruki as Tomoegata Naginata Tanaka Ryusei as Otegine Nadaka Hiroki as Akashi Kuniyuki Okamiya Kurumu as Tsurumaru Kuninaga Sasamori Hiroki as Matsui Gou Fukui Tomoya as Kuwana Gou Tachibana Yuta as Buzen Gou Itokawa Yojiro as Urashima Kotetsu Ishibashi Hiroki as Hyuuga Masamune Raita as Oodenta Mitsuyo Konishi Seiya as Suishinshi Masamune Nobunaga Sato as Minamoto Kiyomaro Seiichirou Nagata as Murakumo Gou Yamazaki Shougo as Samidare gou Matsushima Yunosuke as Ookanehira Nagata Kohei as Koryuu Kagemitsu

And our new swords :

Kihara rui as Heshikiri Hasebe Kunishima Naoki as Ichigo Hitofuri Kyoten Waku as Daihannya Nagamitsu Hayashi Mitsuaki as Onimaru Kunitsuna

The human cast is :

Fujita Ray as Enomoto

Kojiro Oka as Date Masamune

all the SNS infos of all of the actors are in this Gdrive

Source : 25News

i will soon publish all the infos on the all new toudans and the new toumyu show announced for this spring,

[danganronpa-cyberspace]

-DANGANRONPA CYBERSPACE PROLOGUE: PART 2-

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to the girl who’s pen got dropped into the fiery pit.]

Haruki: [She was standing there writing in a notepad.]

Haruki: Hello, I’m-

???: Haruki Douzono, Ultimate Cyborg, and your friend, Kiki Gunji, Ultimate Beekeeper. Noted.

Kiki: Right on the money!! You must’ve heard us, huh??

???: Yes.

…

Haruki: [There was a pause.]

Haruki: […Uh, I’ll try to keep the conversation going.]

Haruki: So, what’s your Name and Ultimate?

Kiki: We hive a right to know!!

Haruki: …and I beelieve that we should.

Kiki: Hehehehe!!! I’m rubbing off on you!!!

Haruki: …yeah, a bit.

Alexandra: Alexandra Bolotin. Ultimate Astrophysicist. Hi.

…

Haruki: [There was another pause.]

Haruki: [Okay, this girl really wants us to stop talking.]

Haruki: K-

Kiki: Soooo, whatcha discovered??

Alexandra: The fiery pit of hell, and that I liked that pen.

Alexandra: That’s what you all need from me.

Alexandra: Conversation is over, nice to meet you.

Haruki: [She very politely bowed at us both and walked to a nearby bench, still scribbling on her notebook.]

Kiki: Do we have a reputation??? Is that why she was so ready to leave us be??

Haruki: Don’t you mean…

Haruki: …leave us bee?

Kiki: Even I have my limits Haruki!!

Haruki: [Crap, and I thought I was doing something.]

Haruki: [Kiki and I approached the boy with the phone.]

Haruki: [He was snapping pictures and spouting random internet slang.]

Haruki: [The last time I used a phone, ROFL was still relevant.]

Kiki: Hiii!!!

???: Hey, OMG HRU BFF?

Kiki: ALR, HBU??

???: Okay, so you’re online, you’re cool enough to talk with me.

???: But…

Haruki: [He turns to me as I was still trying to decipher what Kiki said.]

Haruki: Huh?

???: L + Ratio, OMG, fallen off incel.

Haruki: …excuse me..?

???: And you’re not online, so I really don’t care about you!

Haruki: [Ratio? What? Is this math? Was he spitting straight math equations at me?]

Haruki: [He turned back to Kiki, beaming.]

???: So girlie, tell me about you!!

Kiki: Well, I’m Kiki Gunji, Ultimate Beekeeper, and this is my bestie, Haruki Douzono! He’s an Ultimate, too!!

???: Ultimate Hermit, I’m guessing? Nehehehe.

Kiki: HEY!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

???: AH-!

Haruki: [He jumped back, startled by Kiki’s sudden shout.]

Haruki: I’m the Ultimate Cyborg, actually.

??? (Waku): Rewind, rewind, rewindddd.

??? (Waku): CYYYYYYBORG?

Haruki: …yes. I very clearly said cyborg.

Haruki: [He whipped out it’s phone, and began snapping picture after picture of me.]

Haruki: [I just stood there and awkwardly smiled. I didn’t know what else to do.]

???: Woah woah woahhhh!! My fans are going to looooove this!

???: They’ll totally see you as a cute soft killer robot. You’re gonna slay.

Haruki: [Ah yes, more words that I can’t even guess what they mean.]

Kiki: Fans? Are you an idol??

???: Kindaaaa!! Let’s play a game! Guess what my Ultimate is!!!

Haruki: [He pulled up music on his phone, and began to play the Jeopardy theme.]

Haruki: My guess is…Ultimate Influencer?

Kiki: Oh! Mine is the Ultimate Spokesperson!

???: WRONGGGGG!! Skill issue.

Kiki: Hey!!

Haruki: …what she said. I’m upset too.

???: You guys are no fun! Here, I’ll just tell you what my name is.

Waku: Waku Hayashi is the name, being the Ultimate Geologist is my name! Otherwise known as RockinRain on PikPok. Yeah, that RockinRain!

. . .

Haruki: [It became clear very fast that Kiki and I had no clue who this guy was.]

Waku: Y’all, you’re serious? You have never ever ever heard of RockinRain?!

Kiki: Nope. Don’t have PikPok.

Haruki: Was too poor to afford a phone.

Waku: Lemme clue you guys in then. I basically conduct all my geologistic studies on streams, and those streams are CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!

Waku: And for you, Haruki, that means they were really good.

Kiki: Cool!! Do your fans know you’re at Hope’s Peak??

Waku: Totes! Opened my letter on the stream and everything!

Waku: …might be getting doxed as we speak, but hey! All for the clout, baby!

Haruki: Doesn’t streaming all the time sound kinda dangerous?

Haruki: Like, what if someone finds out where you are from your streams?

Kiki: …yeahhhh, he does have a point-

Waku: Who cares! As long as I keep my fame then I’ll be a shooting starrrr!

Haruki: You can’t be a shooting star if you’re dead.

Kiki: …

Waku: …

Haruki: …

Haruki: …sorry, I don’t know why I said that…

Waku: Yeah, now you’ve really fallen off. Later!

Waku: Follow RockinRain on PikPok!!

Haruki: [He snaps a quick picture of Kiki and I before darting off.]

Haruki: Crap, we never asked what he found.

Kiki: It’s okay!! I don’t think he would’ve cared about it anyway.

Kiki: And Haruki-

Kiki: …are you okay?

…

Haruki: [No. Absolutely not. What Waku said about not caring about the consequences of it’s streams…]

Haruki: [Tosses itself in harms way just to be famous…just risking so much…]

Haruki: [I wasn’t fine. I wasn’t okay. But I didn’t say that. Instead I said-]

Haruki: Yeah, just had a moment. Let’s keep moving!

Kiki: Yeah!!

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a small, sweet looking girl.]

Haruki: [She’s checking her pocket watch, and as soon as we walk up to her, she turns around, and smiles.]

Haruki: [The way she moves, it’s almost robotic. Or as if ever move she makes is planned.]

???: Ah! What wonderful timing! I have been expecting youuuu, hehe!

Haruki: You have?

???: Of course! I have been watching you two make rounds to everyone!

???: I am quite glad I’m next! I’ve been eagerly waiting for your arrival, hmhmhm!

Kiki: You’re…cool!! Cool stuff!!

Haruki: [Look at Kiki go, not starting a fight in the first few seconds!]

Haruki: Well, I’m guessing you know our names and ultimates too?

???: Indeed! Kiki, the pretty, bubbly beekeeper, and Haruki, the strong, dashing cyborg!

Kiki: Awwww, thank you!! You’re pretty yourself!!

???: Oh, little old me? No! I am simply a small girl in a big world! Heh!

Haruki: …wait.

Kiki: What is it??

Haruki: Your voice…do you do talk shows?

???: I do! Yes! Do you recognize me yet?

Haruki: …

Haruki: …

Haruki: …no, lost it, sorry.

Haruki: [And the two stared at me as if I was a moron. Yeah. I look dumb right now.]

Kiki: It’s okay, Haruki, it’s okay-

Haruki: I know, I just embarrassed myself…

???: Hmhmhmhm! You look like a fool! But at least your silver distracts from it!

Haruki: …thanks. I appreciate that.

Kiki: He doesn’t like being a cyborg, so don’t bring it up, THANKS!!

???: Awww, I’m sorry! I apologize!

Haruki: [She curtsies, a smile still upon her face.]

Haruki: [She either has no idea what’s making me upset, or knows and loves torturing me.]

Haruki: […eh, she could be Tomoki.]

Kiki: MOVING ON!!

Kiki: Wanna introduce yourself??

Asaha: Oh My! I was having so much fun, I nearly forgot! I am Asaha Isobe, Ultimate Living Doll! I wonder if that shall ring a bell, hmhmhmhm!

Haruki: [That’s it!]

Haruki: Wonder, the Living Doll! The Internet Sensation!

Asaha: I knew you would get it! So clever, dearie!

Kiki: Heyyyy, Haruki, no offense, you’re my friend and all, but like…

Kiki: …don’t you kinda live under a rock?? How do you know her???

Haruki: Oh, she was on a talk show with her mom, and I just happened to see it.

Haruki: …I guess that episode is a core memory or something?

Asaha: Oh…my mother…

…

Asaha: Hahahaha! What a lovely woman! She made me who I was today!

Haruki: [That uncomfortably long pause makes me think she doesn’t see her as very lovely.]

Haruki: [But that’s none of my business.]

Kiki: Isn’t this awesome, Haruki?? We’re classmates with two internet sensations!!

Haruki: It is kinda cool, but at the end of the day, we’re all human, right?

Haruki: Fame isn’t everything.

Asaha: Speaking of us all being equals…would you like an autograph?

Haruki: …did you hear what I just said?

Kiki: Autographs aside, I really do like your skirt!! And your outfit!! And your face!!

Kiki: You’re really cute, actually!!

Asaha: Awww, you flatter me! Thank you! Thank you!

Haruki: [Kiki continued to flatter her, but halfway through, she stared at me.]

Haruki: [Her purple eyes bore into me, into my soul, through my metal, through my skin…]

…

Kiki: Haruki? HARUKI!!

Haruki: AH!

Kiki: You good?? You kinda stared into space, and beecame a ghost for a second!!

Asaha: Yes! Are you okay, dearie?

Haruki: […what just happened?]

Haruki: Yeah, I’m okay, Uh, Uhm-

Asaha: You want to know what I’ve found! Ehehehe! I have a surprise!

Haruki: [She gestures towards her hair.]

Haruki: [What exactly did she find?]

Kiki: What’s the surprise!!

Asaha: My hair has grown. As a Living Doll, I keep everything about my appearance documented. And…my hair has grown exactly 2 centimeters! Hehehe!

Kiki: So, what you’re saying is we could’ve been out longer than we thought??

Asaha: Exactly! Possibly even weeks! Isn’t that fun?

Haruki: Not really, but thanks for bringing that up. It’s really important info.

Kiki: Yeah, thanks!!

Asaha: Of cou- oh my!

Haruki: [She pauses, and robotically grabs her watch. She makes an expression of shock.]

Asaha: Why, you are late! Off you go! Introduce yourself! We must make quick time!

Kiki: Uhhh, okay!! B-

Asaha: Ta-Ta! Don’t fall down the rabbit hole!

Haruki: [She begins waving while we stand there.]

Haruki: [Kiki goes to say more, but she just keeps waving.]

Haruki: Uh…Bye, Asaha.

Haruki: [We slowly walk away.]

Haruki: Do you think she’s an actual doll?

Kiki: I thought she was an animatronic, to be honest!!

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a tan guy wearing sunglasses.]

Haruki: [He’s just standing there holding a stick with fire on it to the glass.]

Haruki: [He looks bored out of his mind.]

???: Jeeeez, why is this taking so long? Is this glass frickin’ fireproof?!

Haruki: Hey-

Haruki: [He whips his head around. It seems at the sound of my voice, his entire demeanor changed.]

???: Heyyyyy! God, someone’s finally talking to me!

???: I’ve been sitting here for god knows how long, and two cuties decide to come over and chat with me? Bullseye!

Kiki: Thanks, but how’d you get fire in here???

???: Oh, matches.

Kiki: How’d you get matches here???

???: Uh…

???: …dunno.

Haruki: Anyway, can you tell us who you are and what your Ultimate is?

Hinato: Sureee, why not. I’m Hinato Funaki, Ultimate Fire Dancer. Careful, if you touch me you might get a third degree burn. I’m sizzling.

Haruki: [He winked, and believe me when I tell you, Kiki and I both swooned.]

Haruki: Hey, can you give us a sec?

Hinato: Alright, take your time.

Haruki: [I quickly pull Kiki to the side.]

Haruki: You felt that too, right?

Kiki: YEAH!! HE IS HOT!!

Haruki: …now I’m too nervous to talk to him, can you handle most of it?

Kiki: Okayyyy, but if I stop mid sentence, then we bail.

Haruki: Got it.

Haruki: [We turned back to Hinato, who was back at the glass.]

Kiki: Okay, we’re good!!

Hinato: Huh? Oh, sick. Sooo, tell me, whatcha need?

Kiki: We’re just introducing ourselves and stuff!! And uh, I beelieve you’re really cute!!

Kiki: So does Haruki!!

Haruki: KIKI!

Kiki: SORRY!!

Hinato: Ohhh, so you think I’m sexy, huh? Cool.

Hinato: Here, since I think you both are just so sweet for that, lemme give you a show.

Haruki: Show?

Hinato: A litte performance. Just sit back and watch, baby!

Haruki: [He lit both sides of his fire stick, and began to spin it rapidly, switching it from hand to hand.]

Haruki: [Then, at the climax of his act, he tosses the stick into the air, catching it with his teeth!]

Haruki: [He takes the fire stick into his hand, and bows. Kiki and I both clap.]

Haruki: [Great, we’re swooning again.]

Kiki: WOOOOO!! WHAT A TALENT!!!

Haruki: That was awesome, Hinato!

Hinato: Awww, you’re so cute, both of you.

Kiki: Hehehehehe…

Haruki: [Uh-oh, Kiki’s down.]

Haruki: [Wait, wait I gotta ask him if he found anything-]

Haruki: Hey, Uhm…Hinato…did you…

Haruki: Find anything?

Haruki: [Yeah, that was smooth, wasn’t it.]

Hinato: Ohhh, Yeah, no. I totally didn’t.

Hinato: I’m not the brightest bulb in the pack, so…

Hinato: I’m tryin’ to melt the glass.

Haruki: …hm.

Haruki: [That sounds pretty stupid, if I’m being honest.]

Kiki: What a himbo!!

Hinato: A what?

Kiki: Hehehehe!!

Haruki: [We need to get out of here before I get all giggly too.]

Haruki: We gotta go…introduce ourselves…bye!

Hinato: Awww, alright, alright. If you want another show, honey, just tell Funaki, okay?

Haruki: [He winks.]

Haruki: […hot.]

Haruki: [Gah! Eye on the prize, Haruki!]

Haruki: [I grab Kiki’s hand, and bolt out of there before we both can swoon anymore.]

Haruki: [Kiki and I walked over to a taller, fashionable girl.]

Kiki: Ohhh, cute jumpsuit!!

???: Awww, Grazie, grazie.

Kiki: Here, okay I have an idea!!

Haruki: Hm?

Kiki: I bet I can guess what your Ultimate is!!

Haruki: [Okay, she’s spicing it up, I can do that.]

???: Hm, okay. Go ahead, try to guess.

Kiki: …Fashionista?

???: Nope. Not even close.

Kiki: WHAT?!

Kiki: YOU AREN’T A FASHION ULTIMATE?!?

???: No, I’m not into anything cosmetic.

Kiki: Ughhhh…I’m out of ideas…

???: Awww, pech.

Haruki: Oh, I know!

Haruki: Tourist!

…

Haruki: [She looked at me as if I was the rudest man alive.]

Haruki: [Shit.]

???: Okay, you two are the stupid. No offense, but you are idiots.

Kiki: RUDE!!

Haruki: Yeah.

???: I’m teasing, I’m teasing. Sorry, eolin-i.

Kiki: Okayyy, okay.

Haruki: We’re Haruki Douzono and Kiki Gunji, by the way. A beekeeper and a cyborg.

???: If we played guess your Ultimate, I would’ve been here for hours.

Haruki: [She rolled her eyes, obviously sarcastic.]

Haruki: [Mm, or is she teasing? I really don’t care, I’m getting a bit tired.]

Miliani: I’ll stop, I’ll stop. I’m Miliani Kealoha, Ultimate Interpreter. Bonjour, Hello, Hola, Aloha, and Nihao.

Haruki & Kiki: Ohhhhhhhh.

Miliani: Yeah, I thought grazie gave it away.

Kiki: It should’ve, man I’m dumb…

Haruki: No, you had a good guess.

Miliani: Don’t be too down, Kiki. You had passion, and it’s the thought, or the guess, that counts.

Kiki: Awww, thanks!!

Haruki: Anyway, Miliani, have you made any discoveries?

Miliani: Not a trap door or a hell hole, but lingual discoveries.

Kiki: Lingual??

Miliani: Mhm. You’ve noticed everyone is speaking in Japanese, right?

Haruki: Yes?

Miliani: Everyone is speaking Japanese. Even the Russian, the American, and the Romanian.

Miliani: This means everyone knows Japanese, but that’s kinda weird, since we’re all Hope Peak freshman.

Miliani: We all just got here, but everyone is speaking perfectly fluent Japanese.

Miliani: Even if they managed to cram all of that Japanese in, there is no way they would be completely perfect in their dialect.

Miliani: So, we’ve been here for a while.

Kiki: Woahhh, a while? Must’ve been like a year or two!! Japanese is hardddd!

Miliani: Tell me about it. I spent a single week becoming fluent, and I’m still sort of lost. Me, the Ultiamte Interpreter.

Haruki: [Wow, a single week? That’s insane!]

Haruk: [But, I trust her word. If we take what she says at face value, then we’ve been here for a year.]

Haruki: [The plot thickens.]

Haruki: Thanks for your help, Miliani. You’re brilliant.

Miliani: I know.

Kiki: Hey, wanna teach me Polish sometime??

Miliani: After we get out of here.

Haruki: Kiki, you already promised to practice cheerleading, how many things are you going to do?

Kiki: EVERYTHING!

Haruki: Hah, let’s go, Kiki.

Miliani: Au revoir and Arrivederci!

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a guy wearing a long, red cape.]

Haruki: [He was holding…a glass of wine?]

???: Urghh…

Kiki: Hi!!

???: AH!

Haruki: [He jumped, nearly spilling his wine.]

Haruki: [Where have I seen that before?]

???: I am sorry…I am jumpy…I suppose…

Kiki: Hey, it’s okay!!

Kiki: And nice cape!!

???: …I got it from a costume store…

Kiki: Haha, yeah, they exist.

…

Haruki: We’re Kiki and Haruki. Beekeeper and Cyborg.

???: Mhm…

Haruki: [He looked deeply uncomfortable with us.]

Haruki: [I’ll just get his name and Ultimate and move on.]

Haruki: Uh, what’s your name and Ultimate?

Decebel: …I am a Romanian man named Decebel Albu…my Ultimate is not important to me, so you do not need to hear it.

Kiki: Can you tell us your Ultimate anyway?? It’s cool to know stuff about other people!!

Decebel: …no, apologies.

Haruki: No problem.

…

…

…

Kiki: We’re just gonna, uhm, go over here. Bye!!

Haruki: [Kiki walks away, embarrassed.]

Haruki: Uh, are you okay?

Decebel: I am anxious, apologies, Haruki…

Decebel: Could you leave me be now?

Decebel: …please?

Haruki: Yeah. If you need anything, we’ll be around.

Haruki: [He turned away as I joined Kiki.]

Kiki: I think he’s just shy…

Haruki: Very shy…

Haruki: I don’t think he’ll like the rest of the people here, then.

Kiki: Eh, that cape can do anything!!

Haruki: …like hide wine stains.

Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a very buff lady who’s wailing on the glass.]

Haruki: [Each of her punches lands with what feels like a shockwave, until eventually she stops.]

Haruki: [She sighs, putting her hands on her hips, stumped.]

Haruki: [This woman is insane, she’s not even breaking a sweat!]

Kiki: Hey! Whatcha doing??

???: Huh?

Haruki: [She turns around, and gently smiles.]

???: Sorry, didn’t see ya there.

Haruki: Your punches…they’re awesome!

Kiki: Second!! You're like a BEAST!!

???: Beast was my nickname in high school, hahahaha!

Kiki: It should be more like jellyfish, cuz you float and sting like one!!

Haruki: [As the lady laughed at Kiki’s praise, I smiled. I feel comfortable around her.]

Haruki: [Even though she could snap my neck with ease…]

Haruki: […I still feel like she’s the most trustworthy person here.]

Kiki: So, what’s your name and Ultimate??

Haruki: And do you need us to introduce ourselves?

???: Nope. Lil’ Miss Beekeeper isn’t very quiet.

Kiki: Ehehehe-

Ouki: As for me, I’m Ouki Wakamatsu, Ultimate Crossing Guard. I work for the good of the people, and protect the future people.

Haruki & Kiki: Crossing Guard?

Ouki: I get that a lot. I just work out. Got a lotta people to protect.

Kiki: You sound too noble!! You’re totally beerillaint!

Haruki: Okay, Kiki, that was a bit of a stretch-

Kiki: I’ve already used up all the good ones!!

Ouki: It’s alright, Hun, A for effort.

Kiki: She called me Hun!!!

Haruki: [Keeping this conversation on track.]

Haruki: Hey, Ms. Wakamatsu, have y-

Ouki: Ms. Wakamatsu? Hey, no formalities.

Haruki: Sorry, it’s just that-

Haruki: [She reminded me of a nice scientist.]

Haruki: [But out loud, I told her-]

Haruki: You seem like a respectable teacher.

Ouki: Aren’t you sweet? Well, no Ms. or Mr.. Just Ouki, Mk?

Haruki: […women.]

Haruki: Definitely, Ouki.

Kiki: Haruki’s in LOOOV-

Haruki: S-SHUT UP!

Haruki: [Like she’s any better!]

Haruki: A-Anyway, Ouki, have you found out anything that could help our situation?

Ouki: I think I know something. The glass is incredibly strong.

Ouki: I was pullin’ out all the stops on that glass, but nothing. Whoever’s here wants to keep us here.

Kiki: I’d say it’s bulletproof or something!! Nobody’s been able to make a dent…

Haruki: Okay, I’ve concluded my theory.

Haruki: We’ve been kidnapped.

Ouki: Sadly, that’s what everything’s pointin’ too.

Kiki: But it’s okay, we can band together!

Kiki: AND BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF THIS EVIL MASTERMIND!! AHAHAHA!!

Haruki: [Kiki, you are a different breed.]

Haruki: Right, well that’s all we need from you. Thanks for talking to us, Ouki.

Ouki: No problem. I’ll be here for the both of you, I swear.

-END OF PART 2-

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