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vet day 🩺
#ok to rb#bun.life#i almost peed myself when getting my blood work done cause i didnt know if i needed a urine sample and was so busy at work#today before it i just decided to hold the pee once i felt it jic (and ended up unintentionally holding for a couple hours 😋)#and then i got 9 tubes of blood stolen#and then i got a coffee and it made me wired and i was done my blood appt way earlier than expected so i walked around#for an hour otp with my wife and now i wait to be called back to once again Insist on a hysterectomy< 3#my skin is on Fire from the rapid warm/freeze cycles + I'm breaking out really bad#i cant wait to go home and Eat (i have literally been so busy its not even funny 😭)
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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the boobie man (i still dk how to draw him) and heavymedic but theyre just some stupid young students
#tf2#tf2 art#tf2 fanart#team fortress two#team fortress fanart#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#red octoberfest#fix tf2#wait ive just realized heavy looks like hes eating but the sandvich he’s holding is still in one peace#what is bro crunching there#ive also just realized I misspelled piece#this is a tag for my art
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ooh i’m now thinking about the court intrigue part of your dragon au, and dick and jason being smack dab in the middle of a power struggle. bc there’s a faction of ppl who don’t want dick as crown prince; he’s foreign opinionated, popular, and not as easy to control. and so when jason comes along looking like the spitting image of bruce, and seemingly shy and manipulatable, they seize onto him. and jason’s obviously super smart, but he’s not used to the underhand way the court works, and starts to trust many in that faction bc they’re kind to him( bonus points if they have some servants working for them, bc jason trusts the servants way faster as fellow common ppl)
and dick isn’t an idiot, so he sees what’s happening and sees his little brother who he loves but doesn’t know that well, start to befriend all the people plotting against him. and he can’t call him out on it and look jealous (even though he is super jealous bc here comes this adorable kid, who could be bruce’s real son and isn’t perpetually a foreigner, coming along and stealing his father’s love and trying to undo everything he’s worked for). so he instead tries to befriend jason more, while always half being on guard for a knife in the back. jason picks up on weird vibes but has no clue what’s happening bc he’s a kid and the court is filled with so many weird vibes lol.
and jason grows increasingly entrenched in that faction, and then dies in a way that looks like he turned traitor but it went wrong and he got killed (not what happened, but the evidence is very convincing) (the anti-dick faction is also upset bc darn there goes their heir). and bruce and dick are heartbroken (bruce especially since he was blindsided since dick never told him any of his suspicions since he didn’t think bruce would believe him). but they don’t spread the news of jason as a traitor bc he was a kid and they don’t want to do that to his memory, and there’s like a tiny kernel of hope that maybe there was a mistake. but then jason comes back to life on the dragon of the tyrant, and immediately begins gunning for the throne (via attacking the heirs to the throne, tim and dick). and dick is heartbroken all over again, bc his little brother really does want him dead and to steal the crown. jason has 0 clue about any of this and is hurt and confused why his brother is calling him a traitor. cue much angst
Omg the MISUNDERSTANDINGS I am THRIVING
Dick and Jason would inadvertently end up in a downward spiral of hate and betrayal, with Dick convinced Jason is trying to usurp the throne and Jason thinking Dick never loved him and took the first chance to get himself a new little brother. One that isn’t common folk 😭
But also, Dick could think that he could sacrifice himself to keep Tim safe.
Jason wants him after all, right? He might be angry at Tim, but it’s Dick who he wants dead. The crown prince. Because if he’s gone, Jason will be next in line for the throne. And if Dick is smart about this, he can strike a bargain that will ensure Tim gets to live….
#I am a huge sucker for misunderstandings#Dick: TRAITOR! I trusted you! I LOVED you!#Jason: … ok??? and????????? is this about your stupid sugar stash again?????#dick: What? no! this is about you trying to usurp the throne!#Jason: bitch I didn’t even want JOKER’s throne#dick: — what?#Jason: wtf man if you want the crown so bad just smother the old man with a pillow or something I sure af don’t want it#dick: but-#Jason: I am NOT sitting in a stuffy council room all day and listen to old people bitch about who’s grand daughter is prettier#Dick: wait-#Jason: seriously you do not want me on the throne I would lose my temper within ten minutes and need a new council altogether#Dick: hold on-#Jason: Red would eat them. no scratch that I would eat them#Dick:… I feel like I’m missing something here#dragon au#jason todd#dick grayson#misunderstandings
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Lawlu is perfect because ofc Luffy would get with the guy who has 'eat' tattooed on both hands
#lawlu#lulaw#??#law x luffy#in my mind law is holding up thumb and pinky#and then the middle three fingers while making eye contact with luffy#down to..?#eat? eat!!#nothing gets lu in the mood quite like that#the crew watch as lu jumps law and drags him to the bedroom#how scandalous#meanwhile law makes heart eyes in the privacy of their room as luffy devours his secret stash of snacks/food that he keeps aside for this#he knows what the crew thinks and is very smug and snickering about it#extremely vague and devious and on purpose#lu just shishishi's not to break his bfs fun#wait not the thumb and pinky yk what I mean#a mistake was made but the dt hehe
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as much of a fan as i am of arthur falling head over heels for merlin in the lower town during their fight and knowing the entire time while merlin reluctant to admit he actually finds arthur sometimes pleasant to be around until like a year later when he's like "fuck i kinda like him as more than a friend" when he's actually in love with him,,, the alternative has been plaguing my mind recently.
merlin is like "aw man he sucks but destiny is destiny" until like around the poisoned chalice when merlin drinks the wine and falls unconscious and he's wondering to himself why he would do such a thing and like yeah nimueh probably cursed it so he would drink it but also he's not really that upset about it?? he's kinda relieved??? why???????? oh bc arthur didn't drink it so he's fine and alive and oh he's checking up on me and his voice is soft and not at all mocking or brash like normal and his hand is on my shoulder and my heart is racing and i'm blushing and his touch is so warm and- oh fuck. so merlin is like reluctant about feeling this way but makes his peace with it, hoping that one day it'll just fizzle out. but the thing is: it doesn't. merlin continues to fall deeper and deeper in love with arthur and it just becomes a part of him like his magic. it's a simple fact. he has blue eyes, he has black hair, he has magic, he's in love with arthur. it becomes intertwined with his very being and he can't imagine ever not loving arthur.
meanwhile, arthur is fond and protective of him idiotic, bumbling servant. he's also a good friend not that arthur would ever call him that but anyways arthur keeps him safe bc if it weren't for him, the fool would trip over air and impale himself on his own thumb. so arthur grows more fond and protective of merlin as the series progresses and yeah at some point he finds it in himself to murmur the word friend to merlin but he blames that on the wine and the late hour. then he finds out merlin has magic and it hurts. arthur isn't entirely sure why either but he knows it hurts to be around merlin, to hear him, to see him, but it also hurts to be apart. so he swallows it all down and sits with merlin to lay it all out. anyway time skip and he sees merlin as he truly is without all the hiding and lying and the fondness and protectiveness just continues to grow and grow and grow. he watches merlin cast spells and watches his eyes light up gold and gods isn't he just beautiful. no wait- okay he's in love and gods is he fucked because now he can't managed a damn sentence around the man and morning and evenings are torturous in the best way. merlin bodily dragging him out of bed, his touch never leaving as he strips him of his night clothes and dresses him for the day and sits him down at the table before sharing stealing his breakfast. at night he's much slower as he strips arthur, his fingers dragging across his skin and his words spoken low and soft. the sweet heat in his blood isn't new but the force of it almost knocks him on his ass.
just merlin being his usual enamored self while arthur is flooded with these feelings he couldn't name before but now that he knows just what they are, they lodge in his throat and block his words from escaping him, they block air from filling his lungs, and they keep blood from flowing through his brain. arthur shutting down while merlin is oblivious and concerned and pressing his hands to arthur's face and pulse and leaning in close and asking all these questions as his eyes shine with worry and this isn't helping-
disaster!arthur x oblivious!merlin is actually my new favorite dynamic. forget what i said at the beginning. this is it.
#merlin fell first#arthur fell harder#merlin had a nice slow descent into madness (as he would say)#while arthur didn't realize there were stairs and walked on air for years until he looked down and plummeted hundreds of meters in a second#once he landed on the stairs he rolled down them and bounced like a ball breaking every bone in his body#uhhhh#anyways#disaster arthur#oblivious merlin#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#sorta like polin from bridgerton LMFAO#penelope and merlin being in love with their himbo bfs for years and keeping that hidden away#and their secret identities (wait hold on im cooking)#colin and arthur not realizing their feelings for their powerful best friends until it smacks them in the face with the force of a 100 suns#(pen had the ton eating out of the palm of her hand as lady whistledown while merlin had camelot doing the same just as himself)#but while polin is rocking the carriage merthur over here is...um...eye fucking. i guess.#penelope gets some fingers. while merlin gets some stuttering mess that doesnt even sound like english#honestly it probably makes more sense for arthur to go for what he wants like colin did but this is so much funnier#wait no arthur is kinda traumatized. he probably wouldn't go for it bc he fears loosing the people he loves and cares about
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note the word USUALLY, as in most of the time. for bonus points, where are you from/what's your ethnic background
#because if i get 'oh it depends on what im eating' What Are You Usually Eating#poll#reference..... im filipino but grew up in australia. for some reason keep forgetting#that fork spoon combo is not an everywhere thing#this was inspired by the Which hand do you hold ur fork in poll#and many people were citing rules... that referred to using a knife and fork#and i was like. oh shit wait.#uh oh wait knife fork spoon combo... thatll have to go in other
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Once again at the doctor's office for coeliac disease related complications.... Chronic/autoimmune diseases can go choke on cacti 🙃
#even following a super strict gluten-free diet isn't the cure#it just means you dont have big ouchies when you eat#i always have 2-3 vitamin deficiencies no matter what#waiting for results of the blood test i did 2 weeks ago... hhhhh#i know i have low serum ferritin and vitamin D#but i don't know how severe until after this appointment#and yes im pretending arthur is in the seat next to me holding my hand🥹#he always comes with me and im wearing my joker coat for extra comfort
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a trustable fellow if you ask me
#furry#furry art#furry anthro#anthro art#furry bird#very trustable bird#wait but if he eat my sausages there won't be any left for me ?#or he is holding like#a sausage bank ?#is there sausage credit ?
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I had brain rot yesterday and this wouldn't go away till I doodled it.
#leon kennedy#luis serra#leon x luis#digital art#resident evil 4 remake#resident evil 4#re4#how does he actually eat those fish and snakes though#Holds up a 'please wait' finger to boss -open attache case - nom creature quickly just before next attack lands
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Mihawk the type of dude to try food because he heard it's pair well with a bottle of wine he already had.
This is why he doesn't like hotpot it doesn't go with red wine.
#Mihawk won''t eat it if it doesnt go with wine which is probably why he would be a dark chocolate fiend#I imagine he eats alot of steaks and salmon#I actually have no fucking clue what pairs with red wine but I imagine those things#good the audacity of this man to not like the most food food#i hate him#god wait till sanji gets a hold of him#dracule mihawk#throwing thoughts to the void#op#one piece#takanome mihawk#hawkeyes mihawk#hawkeye mihawk
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do you think siffrin would take his gloves off to eat a burger. or would he get his nasty little emotional support gloves all over it. or perhaps a surprise knife and fork ??
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I’ve listened Loser baby 101 times and I’ve had a seizure 107 times
#LOOK#how can u still not ship them after this song#Like i get it b4 but#Have u listened to it#watched the vid#Their chemistry >>>>>#How their voices blend together#Little dances#hand holding#baby and honey >>>>#Husk accepting Angel as he is#“If we eat shit together things will end up differently”#That scene under the rain#How angel started off being offended but then he got it and started dancing along and hnngh#Them not afraid to be themselves around each other#(Husk protecting Angel from the vomit)#Husk waiting for Angel to hold his hand#👏CONSENT👏#MY OTP WILL BE REAL BITCHES#M sorry ill shut up#HELL NO#NOT ABOUT HUSKERDUST NEVER#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#husk#angel dust
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DELI STILL HAS COLIN’S DAGGER WHAT IF I SCREAMED ?????????
#dimension 20#dimension 20 spoilers#colin provolone#thane delissandro katzon#colindeli#d20 the ravening war#the ravening war#dimension 20 trw#THEY ARE MAKING ME INSANE#i’m literally losing my mind#what do you mean you kept the dagger of the man that was by your side for years even after he said he didn’t like what you were becoming ???#do you still hold that dagger sometimes and remember him ?????#remember all the good times before you killed Pamela ????#thinking about how different it would be if he stayed ??????#they make me want to eat my hand#i love them so much#I just want to hold them in my hands#and then crush them <3333#Cant wait for their reunion next episode <3333
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whatever you do, don't imagine a young J Corvin waiting every day at the end of their drive, hoping today is the day the mail carrier finally brings a letter from their very best friend
#i'm personally about to start sobbing#how many letters do they try sending#how long does that sweet gentle soul wait - I actually don't want to know#little too close to home frankly lmao#grandpa i don't CARE that something evil lives in fernweh and wants to eat me or control me or whatever - that's my bestie!!#I just did James's route and this part hurt so much worse#fernweh saga#like J is SO scared to ask MC if they can write this time & they're trying to be SO supportive--#--of the fact that the last time they tried MC was going through an incredibly difficult time in their life#but that doesn't mean it didn't hurt so badly#and like it's obviously not MC's fault bc they never even got the letters in the first place#but now I want to cry thinking about how my MC hugs James at the police station when they meet again and how he's probably like ???#my MC missed him and James is like 'weird reaction for someone who couldn't be bothered to write back'#'and shattered my little fifteen year old heart into pieces'#i'm making wild assumptions about the inner workings of J's mind here but anyway#j corvin#all i'm saying is if my best friend was ripped out of my life and I tried writing them I would be religiously checking the mailbox#probably far longer than I should but still trying to hold out hope
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based on my most recent text post obsessing over this show
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi analysis#kinda#wait hold on im gonna tag this one like ao3#dungeon meshi analysis - freeform#also the “they appear to be eating the...oh my” can work for anything lol#i dont think i had something specific in mind. maybe the red dragon or (spoiler) other 'red dragon'
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