#wait a minute hold on a second | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nayswriting · 11 months ago

Text

St Sebastian, sometimes I think of him and fantasize about his manic death, all those phallic arrows ending my life in one orgy of violence, my blood dripping like semen. Sometimes it is easier to confront life when you wish for death. It makes it easier to handle disappointment and the cold heart of life – that bitch, she is too busy having a good time to care about anyone.

K. Sello Duiker, The Quiet Violence of Dreams

#K. Sello Duiker #Sello Duiker #Kabelo Sello Duiker #The Quiet Violence of Dreams #quote #quotes #South Africa #apartheid #St. Sebastian #Nay talks #LGBTQ #queer #I wanna say... Hui?#tbh???#wait a minute hold on a second #Huì #The Promise within Shadows

3 notes · View notes

starscelly · 3 months ago

Text

sports rpf shippers!!!

(disclaimer before answering. this is for WRITING there’s a second poll i’m reblogging with for READING them)

#please hold if u wanna rb wait until the second half im doing it immediately!!!!! give me like a minute!!!!!#theres no reason these are only stars ships other than theyre the only ones i can think of immediately off the dome

85 notes · View notes

r0semultiverse · 1 year ago

Text

Okay but like when Beelzebub & Gabriel kept meeting up I was like HEY WAIT HEY WAIT A SECOND- JUST LIKE CROWLEY & AZIRAPHALE!

#LIKE WAIT A MINUTE HOLD ON A SECOND!#I’ve seen this before!!#they really are parallels of each other if that’s the right wording #mine #OP #beelzriel #gabrielzebub #what’s their ship name?#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #beelzebub x gabriel #gabriel x beelzebub #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy

647 notes · View notes

fernsensei · 4 months ago

Text

HELLO YALL im back from my hiatus to drop that i;ve got those keychains from @gal-o-guacamole and i am VERYYYY HAPPY WITH THEM theyre so cute and tiny and swweet and theyre so gemtle to touch.......not to be annoying abouyt it but i was actually the first one to order them and get them to myself THGEHEGEHE;; i couldnt be more happier with the keychains on my phone tbh anyway shotout to guac and his etsy you should buy those fr

#back to my cave i go #all i do is whine all day and die from the heat and sometimes draw hilichurls good god help me #wait hold on ive got spicy gabriel to post gimme 10 minutes #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #укртумбочка #я так люблю ці кічейні вони так смішно стукаються одне о одного #цілуються.......#SORRY FOR NO ALT DESC ON SECOND PHOTO MY LAPTOP IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE ANY SECOND NOW BYEEE

61 notes · View notes

ronnabyte · 5 months ago

Text

garmadon devouring his son ,HAPYP BIRTHDAY @dynamo-roll3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#this is a parody of “saturn devouring his son” lol #ninjago #ninjago garmadon #ninjago lloyd garmadon #lord garmadon #lloyd garmadon #....what tags do they even use.....#The day I started on this when I fell asleep at around 3 am I was having terrible visions of me working specifically on the eyes of this #and also Lloyd’s green uniform and I was just laying in bed for like a good 2 minutes doing that while my stomach hurt like really bad #and I realized I had to puke and got up and puked GREEN. It was terrible and hilarious and I ended up giggling after I finished puking whil #still holding onto the ring of the toilet seat. 10/10 I would like to have that happen again because it was so funny #also “where are garmadons second set of arms?” i ate them(i forgot until i was finished rendering)#also also I actually finished this back in may (in like 4 days or a week i think?) and i was just waiting for fruitboys bday to come #my art

82 notes · View notes

morbid-mary · 5 months ago

Text

Where my Shaxx lovers at? I just got the perfect screenshot

#look how he hold me😭#this was a split second thing tho #I stood there for like 5 minutes waiting for him to swing his arm🤣#lord Shaxx #Shaxx #Shaxx Destiny #destiny 1 #destiny 2 #destiny the game #the final shape #destiny 2 final shape

36 notes · View notes

cranberrymoons · 4 months ago

Text

.

#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but #today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh #I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so #anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik #“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was #just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao #I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because #AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him #he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where #I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote #like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow #(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway #but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay #one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half #I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE #I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP

14 notes · View notes

thatone-churro · 2 months ago

Text

chat i am NOT appreciating the stares i got from walking across campus to cvs in my hoodie and sweatpants as if we didn’t just sit through ANOTHER hurricane like chill man i didn’t sleep well let me get my monster to finish my logic homework in peace 😭

#spent all night having not quite nightmares not quite stress dreams #periodically woken up by storm noises (sleeping with your back to a window during a hurricane when you get shellshock from loud storm noises #- is NOT a fun experience i would not recommend)#and THEN getting woken up at 5 am by an emergency alert warning about flash floods until like 11:45 when i have a 10 am class that morning 🙃#luckily my professor cancelled class for that (and my other class was cancelled for it to)#but tbh i was NOT gonna walk 7 minutes to the second farthest building on campus through that either way #i was just gonna send him a pdf of my homework and say ‘i’m not walking through a flash flood for this class sorry 😭’#also my school didn’t do shit for this?? they’ve been sending us emails all week about dangerous weather #but made SURE to add in all caps in every one that classes and stuff will go on as normal #cofc doesn’t stop until we’re dead i guess what the fuck 😭#scratch that i mean everything’s as normal except half of our dining halls are closed. so i have to walk 7 minutes out for food anyway 🙃#BECAUSE MY SNACK STASH IS DEPLETED BECAUSE ITS BEEN JANKY ALL WEEK 🙃🙃🙃#what was this post about again??#WAIT AND THEN THE NORMAL ‘AROUND CAMPUS’ ROUTE I TAKE TO MY HOUSE WAS CLOSED #SO I HAD TO GO THROUGH THE MAIN PART OF CAMPUS #IN MY HOODIE & SWEATS & CARRYING MY MONSTER & POP TARTS #WHILE THERE WERE LIKE THREE TOUR GROUPS STANDING THERE I WANNA DIEEEEEE #wait i can’t say that anymore. uhhh hold on let me find the list. ummm. ‘i’m gonna start a scam company’ there we go.#grace being stupid #text post #personal

7 notes · View notes

irlwakko · 3 months ago

Text

“she looked so angry. why does everyone always look at you that way?” and it’s vito asking it to mal

#guys wait hold on. hold on wait a minute I just need a second I just #total drama

10 notes · View notes

carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

Text

oh god wait. so if the episodes are "days" to the puppets, and traditionally, new episodes air once per week... then are the puppets only ever awake for one day per week? if that, cause wouldn't episodes only be about an hour long, probs less? so they're awake for however long it takes to film one episode, and then they sleep until the next.

and if Wally doesn't sleep...

#h. hold on a second hold. i need a minute hold on-#is wally awake and alone in the dark for a week at a time #waiting for his next chance to see his friends. to see anyone at all other than Home #how does it feel to him when he goes an episode - maybe multiple without seeing certain neighbors #bc it was implied on the website that some episodes don't have every character interact with wally during his shenanigans #oh fuck and if the show Ended... and he continued on... how many years has he been in the empty dark with only creaks for company #sobs loudly i cant do this-#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #i really hope they get to be awake each 'day'#i put it in quotes bc wasnt it also implied that their days are vastly different from ours #but they probably arent. theyre probably sleeping for a full week at a time #clawing at the walls over this im so emotional #do you think wally like... goes to their houses to visit them while they sleep #hm now im remembering that barnaby and wally sleepover piece clown drew #and im seeing it in an Entirely new and Vastly More Sad light

82 notes · View notes

mumbledramblings · 2 months ago

Text

HSR patch 2.5 spoilers

idk about you guys but i found it quite disappointing that none of the characters that confronted elder taoran had anything to say about the fact he had a literal branch growing out of his head

like dan heng made ONE (1) comment on how he seemed healthier than last he saw him but like that's it. nothing else. not even from jing yuan............

idk i just think that visual evidence that the vidyadhara preceptors might be messing with the Ambrosial Arbor—you know, the plaguemark that has haunted the xianzhou natives and the alliance since basically their beginning—would be a bigger deal than just "wow. you were on death's door last i saw you, and now you're not. wild. anyway–"

#honkai star rail #hsr #patch 2.5 spoilers #mihoyo writing aside i do have to hand it to them for designing a guy that made me go 'hold on wait a flippin minute here' within SECONDS #his design said SO MUCH #i just wish they had followed through with it #anyway this patch got me sick in the head i hate it

5 notes · View notes

failfemme · 1 year ago

Text

got to meet my coworker’s adorable nonbinary kid 🥹

#sometimes a kid will come bouncing up to you and say ‘i’m a they/them too!!!!!’ and ur like. wait. hold on a second. give me a minute. 😭

12 notes · View notes

voidspeaker · 2 years ago

Text

I always come back-