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#today was supposed to be my day off but yesterday my manager called to ask if i could come in today bc someone called out#and i was like yeah whatever i need the money even though ive only been doing early morning shifts & am suuuuper tired bc of it#but when i got in this morning he explained that apparently our whole floor was coverage bc everyone made the decision to call out for#today's morning shift & even our closer called out too#and omg at one pt we had 40 something customers in 30 minutes#it was sooo chaotic 😭😭#im so facking tired my next day off is sun & my sisters coming this weekend#and im upset bc id rather have sat off instead & sat is the first day in like 3 weeks or more that im coming in#during the afternoon instead of morning like.....i hate it here#i wanna spend the day with my sister!!!#wah should i call out....#dl
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had a very weird dream the place I worked was in the marine exploration industry and I was presenting a review of a deep sea probe we were retiring and then woke up extremely abruptly bc my body started digging my uterus out with a million tiny blunt spoons YOWIEEEEOWWW
#fuckinghellllll this pain is smth else entirely. trying to be normal abt it bc its 2am and im so tired please let me go back to sleep#filled a hot water bottle so now we wait for that to do its thing and ill take some ibuprofen#ohhhhh just realised i only have 3 ibuprofen capsules left. and a full day of work in 6 hours... chuckles. im in danger ahahaa#fuck me okay ill get up half an hour earlier and go to tesco before i get my bus i think it opens 7am so should just be able to make it#i take it back abt that organ post can i get my reproductive system removed 🥹🥹🥹🥹#it has no right being this bad im not in FUCKING labour GET A GRIP!!!!!#grabbing my tubes and shaking them and shaking them and yanking them out#swear i had more ibuprofen than this where the fuck is it.#so annoying the premier near my work doesnt open until 8:15 bc thats exactly when my shift starts 🙃🙃🙃🙃#wait maybe theres a tesco nearby nvm nah just google mapsed and its barren around there#so i have to go before i get my bus. okay okay thats fine. setting my alarm for 6am. its that or killing myself#it has been. half an hour now is it going to lessen!!!!!!#JUST FOUND ANOTHER PACK IN MY BAG BUT ITS EMPTY THIS IS SO CRUEL......#okay. sorry this is so disjointed im clawjnf at the walls and then i come bacm and type another tag and then i claw some more#im gonna refill my hot water bottle and please let me sleep please i cant do work on so little and also in so much pain#jesus ill see how i feel when i wake up again maybe i should call in sick#so devastating i cant take codeine on these meds bc that was the only thing that helped :-( i need to ask if there are alternatives#or maybe i should go med free while im on my period so i can take it. but idk how long it has to be out of my system to be safe#and i dont want withdrawal ughhhhhh#hate usinf a hot water bottle during the summer its too warm for this. miserable. wait i should dm my flatmate if she can spare a little#ik n she might need it to take on holiday but just enohgh for today would be so good wah#and then i dont have to leave.so super early#okay ill do that then putting phone down so i can try sleeping even with pain pleaseplease#goodnight :-(#.diaries
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Midnight Pals: Mothers day Meltdown
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: I was just thinking about how transs people should be eliminated from ssociety Jonathan Chait: whoa whoa whoa! joanne! Chait: you can't say it like THAT Chait: so uncouth Chait: you have to say it with your pinky finger extended
Elon Musk: si! issa no good! Musk: issa too mucha trans genocide Musk: you shoulda only post the right amount offa da trans geocide Musk: lookita me, i lika da trans genocide Musk: but i also like many other genocides Rowling: oh MY GOD Rowling: my empire is crumbling!
Chait: we're not saying you can't still be transphobic Chait: you just have to, you know, cool it a bit Chait: be genteel about it Jesse Singal: mommy mommy i have concerns mommy! Chait: see? just like that
Chait: maybe put a little disclaimer Chait: "this transphobia is for entertainment purposes only" Rowling: do you not know who I am?? I'm JK Rowling! Rowling: JK FUCKING ROWLING!!! Rowling: I MADE YOUR CHILDHOOD MAGICAL!
Rowling: no one tellss me to cool it! Rowling: i own the courtss! Chait: joanne Rowling: and another thing!!! Rowling: SSTOP CALLING ME JOANNE!
[midnight society] JK Rowling: hello children Barker: oh look who it is Barker: what are you doing here joanne? Barker: did your terfs tell you to cool it again? Rowling: Rowling: why doess everyone call me joanne
Rowling: i'm extremely mad about thiss transs football referee Barker: what? Rowling: this transs football referee Barker: Barker: what?
Rowling: there's a transs football referee and i'm really mad about it! Rowling: what, haven't you heard? Barker: joanne, why are you here Rowling: and another thing! Rowling: sstop calling me joanne!!
Rowling: people are alwayss all "joanne this" and joanne that! Rowling: wah wah wah joanne joanne joanne! Barker: do you not like your name Barker: you could change it Poe: clive Poe: just let her tire herself out Barker: no no I've got something here
Rowling: people are alwayss "oh wah wah wah joanne, how can you ssay that! your bookss are all about tolerance and love wah wah wah!" Rowling: bitch i think i know what my booksss are about! Rowling: i fuckin wrote them after all!
Rowling: blah blah blah ohh joanne Rowling: i hate when people call me joanne!! Rowling: they should fear to say my true name! Barker: oh damn look at that Barker: looks like we're having a good ol' fashioned mothers day meltdown Poe: clive don't encourage this
King: but joanne! how can you say that? King: after all the lessons of harry potter? King: you made our childhoods magical!
Rowling: people are all "blah blah blah joanne how can you like naziss now when you ssaid they were bad in harry potter" Rowling: first of all, harry potter iss fiction! Rowling: secondly, the death eaters are actually a ssinister coalition of evil transs, sspooniess, fat people, free masonss, and diane duane Rowling: always have been! Rowling: thiss iss NOT a retcon!
Rowling: that sshould be obviouss if you've read the book Rowling: UNLESSS Rowling: you're a fake potterhead, ssteve King: no of course not! i love harry potter
Rowling: DO YOU Rowling: perhaps then Rowling: you would be willing to take a blood oath to the dark lord Rowling: to belong to the dark lord body and ssoul Rowling: who is always correct King: i uh don't think i'm going to take that oath, sorry Rowling: UGH! Rowling: this is just like Radcliffe all over again!
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"Got crumbs on your face."
"Huh?" Cheeks puffed up and round much like a chipmunks, you do a small doubletake, a little too distracted with stuffing your face full of ube pandesal, consequently not even bothering with manners and struggle to speak through your full mouth. "Wah?"
"Fuckin'... Swallow your food before you choke, Tweety."
Holding up a finger to indicate a moment to do just that, you force the half chewed chunks of bread to go down your throat. It's actually impressive you didn't choke like last time you attempted swallowing chunks of barely bitten food.
You turn to him again, looking at the man next to you, but sideeye the half-eaten food on his plate. Usually he's finished by now. Hm. Maybe he'll let you have some.
You clear your throat. "What?"
"Crumbs." He taps his cheek to mirror where it's on yours. "Right 'ere."
Oh. Is that all?
Your tongue darts out to lick it off the way you usually take care of stray food particles on your face. Stretching your tongue as much as you can, you think you get it, tasting a ghost of the ube. Giving yourself a few more licks in that same area, you hold in a hum at the lingering taste and bring your tongue back in your mouth. Yummy.
His fist clenches, but you don't take note of the way his pupils dilate or the clink of his teeth gnashing together, nor do you notice how he sits up so straight he could only be described as rigid, and neither do you see his eyes following the tease of your tongue. You should have. Alas, you're a bit of an oblivious fool.
You raise your eyebrows expectantly at him. "That all of it?"
He heaves, and you're not sure why he sounds so exasperated.
"Bloody hell, Tweety..."
"What? Did I not get it?"
"No, fuck, lemme just- "
He trails off, taking the liberty to pinch your chin between his index finger and thumb, tilting your head to the side so he has a better angle. You don't flinch away, though, letting him puppet you this way and that.
It happens at a normal speed, yet somehow time feels slow. Or maybe that's just your reaction time. Perhaps both.
Instead of picking up a napkin like you expect, he closes in on you as if you're the prey that just gave him an opening to strike. In fact, you almost expect to feel a bite encapsulate your throat, for teeth to sink into tender skin, so you close your eyes in preparation for- something.
Really, you should have seen it coming.
Your eyes shoot open at the wet glide of his tongue laving over your cheek. It's not a small kitten lick either, it's a messy one, similar to a dog with no sense of boundaries. You try to pull away for a brief moment- more out of shock and less out of disgust- but he doesn't let you go, pinching your chin harder and jerking you closer. You're barely able to stifle the whine that claws up your throat but concede to letting him leave a trail of slobber over your cheek and dangerously close to the corner of your mouth.
You're tempted to lick back with each swipe to the edge of your lips, but you hold yourself back. Unlike him, you have some decency. Well. You like to think so, even if you're nearly panting like a dog in heat in the middle of the mess hall. At least no one is here. You think. Hope. You really, really hope no one's here to call out the public indecency you're both displaying.
Shakily, you reach up to tap his wrist, the one that's attached to the hand that's going to bruise your chin if he doesn't let go. Not that you'd mind. But still. You try to pull away.
"Uh, I think you got it-"
You're cut off with a yelp and a jerk, whole body nearly toppling over his from how hard he yanks you back. He glares at you when you steady yourself, hand on his knee and eyes blown wide from the intense look he gives you.
Chest rumbling, he growls- an honest to God, literal growl that shouldn't make your stomach flutter like it does- and shakes your head a little as if to admonish you.
"Wasn't done tasting yet."
"But you-"
"C'mon."
He stands from the table and forcefully manhandles you up with him, leaving your trays on the table as he pulls you along by the wrist, long strides almost bordering as a jog. Fuck, it's like he's impatient or something.
"Wait-" you look back at the unfinished food, free hand half-heartedly groping back at it as you stumble along. "What about our food? We haven't- I'm still- who's gonna clean it?"
Shooting you an irritated look over his shoulder as if to say shut up, he tightens his grip and yanks you along in the direction of his room.
"Not my problem. There's something else I'd rather eat instead."
•••
Wanted it to be Soap, but was picturing Ghost, could be any of the 141, though. I like to think Tweety's shared by all of them. Not quite in a barrack's bunny kinda way, but yeah, also in that way, although I picture Tweety to be oblivious and encounters like this frequently sometimes borders on dubcon.
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𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 — 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭
◊ ft. xiao, venti, kazuha, wanderer, gn!reader
◊ genre. fluff, reader teasing anemo fools
— 𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐨
he watches you carefully from the cooling shade of the tree above. whatever you're currently off doing, it seems to be entertaining you much more than usual. but there's something entirely charming about the way you find such joy in the timid moments teyvat gives you.
the gentle breeze sways past the two of you bringing in the salty scents of the nearby port and the mountainous ranges just beyond. he closes his eyes just a moment, soaking in the sound of your bubbling laughter and the symphonic winds.
"xiao!"
his eyes flicker open and, in a moment, he's at your side. he seems rather alert for a second before he realizes there is a board smile dressed across your face.
"is something the matter?"
you shake your head; that odd, little grin neglects to fade from your features. he raises an eyebrow at your behavior.
"no, just wanted to see you. oh, here."
and suddenly your hand is reaching towards him and you're leaning in a little too close and his breath catches in the back of his throat and now he's debating whether or not he should lean in too and—
"you had a leaf in your hair."
xiao turns a brilliant shade of red as your hand pulls back and you reveal a little green leaf. he stumbles through a mismatched phrase before you stop him with that stupid grin.
"what? did you want something else instead?"
you can practically see the steam burst from his ears.
— 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢
another night, another set of drinks for the anemo archon and his beloved. venti belts out a brilliant set of notes for just the two of you as you plop down beside him on the grassy hillside. the moonlight streaks down on you both through the stony fingers of the statue of seven.
"do you think master diluc will notice?" he mumbles aloud.
"notice what?"
"the wine we stole!"
you laugh, waving him off. "i left some mora on the counter, i'm certain he can put two and two together."
venti joins your laughter. then he strums the strings of his favored lyre. venti feels the buzz of alcohol hit the back of his throat and he's grateful for this brief moment of mundanity the two of you have been given.
"oh, venti."
he turns as you call him and it's at that moment he realizes just how close you've gotten to his face. his eyes briefly flicker down to your lips and the buzzed gaze in your eyes.
then you pull back, having grasped the bottle of wine behind him with a grin.
"another round?" you pause, noting the pink dusting his pale cheeks and the way he looks absolutely hypnotized with you."
"oh? did you think i was going to kiss you?"
venti seems to snap out of his trance and gives you an apparent pout. "of course! why else would you get so close?!"
"to get the wine?" you shake the bottle a little, raising an eyebrow at him.
"wah! then just ask me! now kiss me properly!"
— 𝐊𝐚𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚
kazuha's grown a little tired of your constant teasing for today. perhaps you woke up a little too mischievous this morning, but he's not sure how much longer he can tolerate your behavior.
once: this morning while attempting to wake him up, he was certain he caught you trying to kiss him. and yet, he was surprised to hear that you were just brushing hair out of his eyes.
twice: early in the afternoon when you grasped his waist and looked at him from over his shoulder. he even unconsciously leaned in towards you, but instead you moved in to your right in order to pass.
and now three times: after lunch, having just watched you walk away after cupping the side of his face and leaning in, only to be met with you wiping crumbs off his face.
"kazuha, is something the matter?"
he stares at you before flashing you a smile you're certain is bound to be trouble.
"not at all, but would you like to explain your actions today?"
"what actions?"
"are you playing coy with me now, y/n?"
"whatever are you talking about?"
kazuha leans in, reaching to grasp your chin and adjusting it to match your eyes to his. his eyes flicker down to your lips and the butterflies in your stomach swarm almost violently.
then, he stops, pulling back with an overly-sweet smile.
"still don't know what i'm talking about?"
you swallow thickly, taking in the peeved expression in his eyes. whoopsies.
— 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫 / 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞
he should be used to these types of long night chats. he wants to be used to the way your voice chimes about the challenges of the day or the pleasures of it. but he also finds it addicting all at the same time.
the light of the candles illuminate your face as he listens carefully to you. whatever you're talking about has to do with something he can no longer attempt to remember. but you haven't asked him any questions on his comprehension of the matter so he doesn't clarify anything.
instead he watches your lips. the way they look so kissable, so delectable, so... ah, what were you saying again?
scaramouche snaps out of his stupor upon hearing his name leave your tongue. but, even then he hopes his eyes weren't about to tell you what exactly he was paying attention to.
"what?" he spits out.
"nothing, you seem a little distracted."
"well, you're wrong. i'm just getting sleepy is all."
you chuckle, scooting just a couple inches over to him. "i think i understand what's going on."
your face grows nearer to his and he can feel his heart ready to beat out of his chest and his face turn redder by the second. his eyes flicker down to your lips once more and for just a moment, he has to snap those eyes down to prevent them from tattling on his intentions.
your lips just barely graze his own and by then his skin is bursting red. but, you stop and you grin at him.
"you want to kiss me, is that right?"
scaramouche's eyes light up in a strangling embarrassment, but instead of the words he's ought to say it comes out a sputtering mess of emotions and excuses.
"what!? no! of course not! you- i—" then he pauses, grasping onto your wrist, "stop saying stupid shit like that and just kiss me if you're gonna do it already, okay??"
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“Did you wash your face?”
“Yes.”
“Brush your teeth?”
“Yes.”
“Brush your hair?”
“…Yes.”
As soon as he says it, he coughs. A freckled hand moves to itch at his throat, rub at slowly puffing eyes.
“You, William Andrew,” Lee says, grinning, “are a liar.”
Will scowls. “Am not!”
The effect of his glare is significantly undermined by the redness of his eyes and the cough that interrupts him mid-sentence. Shaking his head, Lee leans into his bunk and scoops his brother up, heading to the Big House. He slides his hand in tangled, curly hair as Will rests his head on his shoulder, still breathing heavily.
“I can feel the knots in your hair, doofus.”
Will curls up tighter in his hold, muffling another cough in his elbow. “Nuh-uh.” He sniffles. “Hey, Lee, am I dying?”
Lee snorts. “No, you’re not dying.” He ducks into the back entrance of the infirmary, flicking on the lights and setting Will on the counter of the nurse’s station.
Will’s brow furrows. “Then what?”
With his swollen tongue, it sounds more like ‘den wah’. Lee picks up the pace — he’s pretty sure, based on what he knows, that the reaction will go away on its own, but a little Benadryl can’t hurt.
“You’re having an allergic reaction.”
He finally finds the stash of Benadryl — who sorted the mortal meds cupboard by colour again — and grabs one of the little measuring cups. Will sees the medicine and immediately starts whining, trying to climb off the counter.
After a minute of wrangling, he manages to keep Will put with one leg over both of his, chin hooked around his shoulder to hinder any escape attempts so he can pour the medicine with both hands. (He pours one teaspoon, even though Will is eight and should be having two. He’s too small for two. It worries him, a little bit — but there is nothing in his vitals to indicate anything’s wrong, so he must just be a late bloomer. Or maybe he and Michael are just destined to remain under five feet for eternity.)
“I’m not drinking it I’m not drinking it I’m not drinking it ew ew ew ew ew —”
“Yes you are —”
“No! Gross! It’s disgusting!”
“You’ve never even had it before!”
Will looks at the tiny little cup like there are worms writhing in it. (He would probably be more willing to eat it if it was worms. Last summer he ate an ant before Lee could stop him. No one told him demigod life would involve wrangling dangerously impulsive children, and he would like a refund, please, thanks.) “I can tell.” He clamps his mouth shut, turning away. “I am not drinking it.”
“It will help you,” Lee says exasperatedly. Was he this difficult as a child? He needs to call his mother. “I can literally see you scratching your throat, you little snot.”
He shoves his hands under his thighs. “No.”
“…It’s bubblegum flavoured.”
Will turns slowly to look at him, evaluating the little cup with suspicion.
“Bubblegum?”
Lee shakes it enticingly. “Bubblegum.”
After a long, tense moment, Will nods once.
“Fine.” He accepts the little cup, bringing it up close to his face to inspect with one squinting eye. “But if it’s disgusting I’m spitting it out.”
He brings the little cup to his lips for the most delicate, most minuscule of sips, more of a dip of the tongue than anything. Lee rolls his eyes. A second later, a pleased look slots on his face, and he downs the rest of the medicine in one large gulp.
Immediately, some of the swelling reduces, and he stops breathing so laboriously.
“There you go,” Lee murmurs, smoothing back his hair. “That’s better, isn’t it?”
“No.”
“Gods, you’re stubborn.”
He’s smiling as he says it, leaning down to press a kiss to Will’s freckled forehead. He slumps into it, sighing, arms winding their way around Lee’s neck almost shyly. Understanding the gesture for the plea that it is, Lee scoops him up again, wincing as he elbows his ribs in an effort to get comfortable, and starts putting the medicine away one-handed (by alphabet, the correct way to sort.)
“You sleepy?” he asks softly, feeling Will grow heavier against him. He crosses his fingers — Apollo kids don’t often suffer side effects of medication, but he’s hoping the drowsiness’ll kick in. It’ll be nice if Will actually, like, sleeps through the night. For once.
“Mhm.”
Smiling wider, he flicks off the lights and steps out into the late evening. Cicada song swells in the mid-spring mugginess, owls hooting somewhere in the darkness. The curfew harpies’ chittering grows nearer and nearer. Lee waves to some of his friends as he sees them puttering outside their cabins, running through the last of their nightly routines, and finally ducks into Cabin Seven.
“He out?” Diana asks, hushed, setting aside her guitar to walk over.
Lee hums. “Almost. Had to give him some Benadryl, so he’s sleepy.” His smile turns sly. “He lied to me about brushing his hair and broke out in hives.”
“Of course he’s allergic.” She leans forward, shaking her head, and presses a gentle kiss to his temple. He doesn’t stir. “Goodnight, sweetpea.”
The rest of his siblings call out their own soft goodnights as Lee walks over to Will’s bunk, covered in stickers and bracketed by Michael and Leanna, and sets him on the mattress. It takes him several minutes to pry himself out of his grip.
“Love you,” he whispers. He brushes his knuckle across his cheek. “Night, kiddo.”
———
The next morning, Will sleeps in for hours. The rest of them rise as usual with the sun, but he’s snoring, drooling onto his Star Wars pillowcase. The cabin is filled with muffled snickers and snapping cameras.
“I am going to have so much ammo on him by the time he’s thirteen and embarrassed by everything,” Michael says gleefully. “So, so much ammo.”
Lee grins at him. “Make sure I get a copy.”
The walk to breakfast is almost strange — the twelve of them again, no baby brother. Melody, complaining about the Hermes girl who is not picking up on any of her hints, pauses mid-sentence to ask if she can swear. Cass laughs out loud and allows it. Quickly, breakfast becomes a competition of who can swear the most or the most colourfully, free now that there are no little ears (as if Michael hasn’t supplied Will with a vast vocabulary already).
By the time Will stumbles into the pavilion, rubbing sleepy eyes, breakfast is almost over.
“Well, hello, lazy bones,” Lee teases, getting up to grab him a plate. Will trails slightly behind him, fingers twisted in the hem of his shirt.
“‘M not lazy,” he grouches, accepting the heaping plate Lee hands to him, “you drugged me.”
They walk to the brazier near the Apollo table, taking in the sweet smell as Will scrapes off a hefty chunk of olive bread. Lee waits for him to close his eyes and finish mouthing a quick prayer before guiding him, still sleepy, to the bench.
“I didn’t drug you. You took the medicine yourself.”
“Um, no way! Unless a patient is educated about the risks, benefits, and alternatives about a treatment, they do not have informed consent.” He nods resolutely, evidently proud of himself for remembering the spiel. “Ergo, you drugged me.”
Lee has the sudden, overwhelming urge to burst into tears. Will is — he’s just so bright, and so little. Eight years old and chattering off about informed consent, intently watching Michael in the infirmary, taking notes in his little blue notebook and wrapping bandages on burns with his tongue poking out between lost teeth. When Lee was eight years old, he was chasing his friends around at recess, chattering to anyone who would listen about Pokémon.
He had felt it, when the glowing gold lyre appeared above Will’s head: this child will do great things. They’d all felt it. Cass had gone stiff, eyes flashing green and face creasing in horror, before remembering herself and the big blue eyes watching her, scared, and plastering a smile on her face. ‘Great things’ is never a good thing for a demigod to do. A demigod destined for great things is a demigod doomed.
With every straining molecule, he wants to turn to the heavens and scream, no! You will not have him! You will not use him! He is not yours to toy with, to use until you’re bored! I will not allow it! By my dying breath I will not allow it!
Instead, he swallows around the lump in his throat and says, “What kind of dork says the word ‘ergo’,” and laughs when Will sticks out his tongue. He reminds his baby brother to chew with his mouth closed and keep his elbows off the table, lest his mama kick his ass, and forces himself to focus on the way he leans into Lee’s side as he eats; to memorize the wideness of his unburdened smile.
———
“I’m allergic to lying?!”
“Seems like it,” Lee confirms, closing one eye to line up a shot. He breathes in, holds, then exhales, letting the arrow loose. It hits the bullseye, but not quite as centred as he’d like it to be. Shoot. He sets down his bow, and Will runs off, scooping up the volley and running back with them.
(Gods, Lee loves having a little brother.)
“That’s not a real allergy,” he huffs, placing an arrow in Lee’s waiting hand. “The ten most common allergy types are foods, animals, pollen, mold, dust mites, medications, latex, insect stings, cockroaches, and perfumes or household chemicals. Other allergens are rare but not impossible, but all are a result of physical stimuli. An allergy to a concept or person is a figure of speech.”
Lee squints at him. “Do you know what ‘stimuli’ means?”
“No.”
“It means a thing that evokes a specific reaction. Where’d you read that?”
“‘The Flu, The Plague, and the Common Cold — How We Are Shaped By Reacting’ by Phyllis Ledger.”
“Huh.”
He lines up another arrow — closer to the centre, this time. Good enough.
They don’t learn a lot about paediatric care at camp, or really anything outside of first aid and emergency services, but he’s pretty sure that normal eight-year-olds don’t read and memorize medical textbooks in their spare time. Is he supposed to nurture that? He has no idea how to nurture that.
It’s kinda funny, though. Cute.
“How can I be allergic to lying if that’s impossible?”
“Is sewing a severed arm back on a person using magical nectar and singing songs possible?”
Will pauses, considering. “Okay. I guess so.” He waits, letting Lee focus to make another shot. “I still think it’s stupid. Are you allergic to lying?”
“Nope.”
“Is Cass?”
“Negative.”
“Michael?”
Lee scoffs. “If Michael was allergic to lying, he would be dead.”
“Is anyone else allergic to lying?”
“Nope.” This time, the arrow lands in the dead centre — finally. “Just you, kiddo.”
He’s heard, of course, of children of Apollo afflicted with such an inconvenience before. Their dad is the god of truth, after all. It’s bound to happen.
Will frowns. “What are the parameters?”
Lee glances curiously at him. “What do you mean?”
“Well, what is lying? Am I allergic to lying, or not telling the truth? They’re different, you know.” He fidgets with the last arrow of the volley, picking at the tail. “Am I gonna get hives if I say something that’s not true, even if I think it’s true? What if I say something that’s a lie but everyone believes it’s true, like when people believed smoking was good for you?” He gasps, looking at Lee with wide, worried eyes. “Oh my gods, am I allowed to be sarcastic?”
Lee tries his very best to hold back his laughter. He is obviously unsuccessful, because Will scowls, shoving him as hard as he can and throwing off his last shot.
“It’s not funny!”
“It’s a little funny,” Lee snickers, jogging down the range to gather his arrows. He slides them into the quiver, tossing it and his bow onto the equipment deck. “You’re very adorable when you’re mad. You get all —” he pokes Will’s dimpled cheeks, grinning when it makes him smile — “pouty and red. Like Tinkerbell.”
“You’re mean. You’re a horrible mean big brother and I want Beckendorf to adopt me instead.”
“I’ll let him know,” Lee says drily. “C’mon, kid. There’re cabin inspections tonight; I know you got Lego everywhere. Time to clean up. I swear, if we get Castor again I’m gonna —”
“Oh, I didn’t see you guys! I hope I’m not interrupting your practice.”
Lee stumbles. “— lose it.” He trails off weakly “Hey, Carter.”
The son of Athena smiles widely, dark eyes twinkling. His front tooth is just slightly crooked, and Lee finds himself staring at it.
“Hi, Lee.”
Lee wonders, briefly, if he has suddenly developed tachycardia. It certainly feels like it. He remembers something Will had rattled off during lunch yesterday — hummingbirds don’t actually hum, they just beat their wings thousands of times per minute, often in sync with their heart. Lee feels a strange kinship with the little birds right about now.
Will clears his throat loudly.
Carter startles. “Oh! Oh, hi, Will, I’m sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
Will squints suspiciously. “Uh-huh.”
“I was just hoping to use the archery range, if you’re done with it.” He tucks a lock behind his ear. “Or, um. We can share, if you want.”
“Oh, no, that’s okay,” Lee rushes to assure, “I actually just finished, so I’m all — it! It’s all yours!” He clears his throat, sure his face is flaming. “Uh, take it away! Shoot straight!”
Mortified, he clamps his hands on Will’s shoulders and practically shoves him forward, rushing away as fast as is socially acceptable.
“Okay,” Carter calls out behind him, audibly confused. “See you around, Lee.”
Lee makes some sort of horrible, crackling chucking sound. “Right-o!”
Just bury him. Really.
“Smooth,” Will mutters, the second they’re out of earshot. Then he pauses, delighted. “Hey! I can still be sarcastic!”
Lee flicks him on the forehead, scowling. “Shut up.”
———
“— it just seems so vague, right? I mean, say I look at the sky and say, the sky is green. That’s obviously not true. But what if I think it’s true? Or what if I think blue is green, and green is blue? Am I being truthful? Is truth defined by my belief, or by whoever I’m speaking to? Or some arbitrary, so-called objective standard? And what if —”
“Will,” Lee begs, hands pressed to his rapidly-pulsating temples, “for the love of Zeus, please settle down.”
“I can’t,” he says dramatically. He gets another couple jumps on his (FRESHLY MADE) bed before Lee gets fed up an wallops him with a pillow, sending him tumbling with a shriek. “Child abuse! I’m telling Chiron!” He makes a pleased noise. “Hey, I can still exaggerate! I wonder if acting is considered lying —”
“I am going to lose my mind.”
“— and what about, like, withholding the truth? Like, for example, if you asked me, hey, Will, did I make a big embarrassing fool out of myself in front of Carter this morning, and I do not say yeah, totally, I was embarrassed for you —”
“That’s it.”
Lee pounces on him, murderous, digging his fingers into his brother’s sides as he shrieks with laughter, pinning down his arms so he can’t writhe away.
“Mercy! Mercy! I’m sorry, I’m —”
“You’re literally lying right now!” Lee says in disbelief. “I can see your eyes reddening!”
Luckily, the reaction isn’t so severe this time. Maybe it’s a smaller lie, leaning more into teasing than anything, or maybe even the universe can’t be so cruel when faced with Will’s giggles. Either way, Lee tickles him until he’s begging for mercy for real, gasping as he darts away.
“You’re such a brat,” Lee says fondly, catching his breath.
Will sticks out his tongue. “Nuh uh.”
“Get over here, doofus. It’s nine o’clock. You were supposed to be in bed a half-hour ago, I’ll tell you a story.”
Predictably, that gets him quiet, clambering over the mussed sheets and shoving himself into Lee’s side, leg sprawled over his knees and chin digging into his chest. Big blue eyes turn to him with attention, wider than the sea and skies, sparkling, clear with open trust. The lump surfaces in Lee’s throat again, and he brings his hands up to smooth down Will’s hair, distracting himself by untangling the many knots.
“One day,” he begins, voice a little wobbly, “there was a boy.”
“In a galaxy far far away?”
“No. Shut up.”
Will pouts. Lee kisses him on the forehead.
“There was a regular boy on regular Earth. And he was small and clumsy, because his brain was too big for his body and threw him off balance.”
“That’s called a Chiari malformation.”
“William Andrew.”
“Sorry.”
“Gods. Anyways. The boy.” He clears his throat. “The boy was the most curious boy to ever exist. He would observe things, with his big eyes, for hours, trying to figure out how everything in the whole world worked. He’d memorized how every creature in the pond worked together when he was four years old. By the time he was five he could speak frog, and dance with the fireflies.”
Will giggles. “A boy can’t speak frog, that’s ridiculous. Can the frog speak back?”
“Shhh. Listening ears. One day, when the boy was eight, he got very bored by his house, even with the pretty pond. The frogs were too busy to play with him and the fireflies had flown off to work, so he decided to go on an adventure.”
“A quest?”
“Yes, exactly. A quest for knowledge. He decided he would learn every piece of information possible so that one day he could bring it back to his village and share it with everybody. Do you know what happened?”
“What?”
“He was successful. He spent many years travelling and observing and running from monsters to get all the information he could. And when he came back to the village, the people saw that he was kind and intelligent but very naive, so they sucked out all the knowledge from his head to use for themselves and he died. The end.”
“What? No!” Will pushes himself upright, unfortunately putting his entire weight on Lee’s spleen, jaw dropped in outrage. “That’s a horrible story! You can’t end the story like that!”
“My story,” Lee wheezes. “I can end it however I want.”
“Tell it better!”
“Fine, fine. Get off my organs.”
When Will is settled again, curled in the crook of Lee’s arm and glaring at him suspiciously, Lee continues.
“The villagers didn’t kill the boy. You’re right. But they weren’t very careful with them, either. The boy wanted very much to help, so much that it was sometimes all he could think about. And the villagers didn’t mean to, but they treated the boy like he was a knowledge machine — taking and taking and taking, forgetting to give back, to check on him. One day, the boy was so drained of knowledge that he collapsed.”
“Of stress-induced exhaustion?” Will asks softly. His eyes, finally, have begun to droop.
Lee smiles. “Something like that.”
“Then what happened?”
“The villagers panicked, because the boy wasn’t awake to tell them how to fix him. They didn’t know what to do. Some of them, even, didn’t know why he collapsed at all, they thought he might be cursed and didn’t like him anymore.”
“But he wasn’t cursed, he was sick!”
“That’s right. He was sick, because he didn’t stop to take care of himself. He let people take too much without making sure he had enough to stay whole.”
For a long time, long enough that Lee thinks he’s asleep, Will doesn’t say anything. And then he says, in a very small voice, “Does the boy still die?”
“No,” Lee whispers, tightening his hold. “His big brother comes back from a long trip and heals him. And then he yells are the villagers for making him sick, and makes them promise to be more careful. The end. For real this time.”
“I like the second story better,” Will says. “It’s good that he had his big brother there.”
“Always.” Lee swallows, shifting once Will’s eyes flutter shut, sliding him under the covers. “Always, kiddo.”
#thinking about what could have been and sobbing on my hands and knees on the ground#something something the children of prophecy know which of them is going to live something something#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#hoo#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa#will solace#will solace angst#lee fletcher#will solace & lee fletcher#i don’t know how else to tag this but like. pain#my writing#fic#longpost#baby will#baby will solace#kid will solace#smart will solace
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roadhogsbigbelly is doubling down. genuinely incredible (yes i am aware how deeply funny it is to start a serious post with that sentence. it is my one allotment of levity)
oh okay you just assumed that "loliporn" was involved and something that i deserved to be associated with defending and accused of making "integral to the queer identity" because of stuff that the OP (who i cannot stress enough i never followed or talked to or knew in any fucking way!) did that got called out months after i made my addition?
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the rest of his post is just a very lengthy way of saying "umm if you didn't want to be called a pedophile because you were mean about stardew valley maybe you should be more careful about how you reblog from". yeah buddy im sure you apply that standard to yourself too huh. im sure you pull out your Bad Person detector every time you reblog a fucking post and beam OP with it. you literally screenshot my post about how as a trans women i get this standard uniquely applied to me and went "um its a good standard though. answer for the actions of every fucking person youve ever reblogged a post by".
and all this whole fucking schtick where he's like "ummmm im not calling you a pedophile :) i just assumed you thought 'loliporn was integral to the queer identity' based on source: i made it up and am going out of my way to repeatedly say you're agreeing with pedophiles and not being wary enough about pedophiles and that 99% of people who make the type of post im accusing you of making are pedophiles" is so fucking pathetic and if you fall for it you are a blatant transmisogynist like come the fuck on man.
i am no longer having a nice time on the computer, i am pretty fucking angry. and all this because he "doesnt have much skin in the game" but he doesn't like my stardew valley takes! yeah man real proportionate response.
not to mention the aside he makes to say 'wah wah someone told me to kill myself' amiguito do you have any fucking idea what my inbox has looked like since this entire transmisogynistic harassment campaign began a week ago? i delete those asks because i'm not into flaunting every piece of online abuse i get to make myself look like the victim in computer arguments but it has been constant and graphic! breaking news, women are people too, some of the most cutting-edge research suggests they might even have feelings!
"oh i censored her identity i dont know how she even found it" oh okay so you were anonymously pedojacketing me to your thousands of followers while vaguing about a post i made that had thousands of notes and using the same screenshot that an uncensored version of was passed around with thousands of notes as part of a transmisogynistic harassment campaign last fucking week?
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how could anyone possibly have guessed it was me! it's a real mystery man it was basically witness protection. "oh but i didn't know, i didn't know she was trans", maybe he'll also say he didn't know about the harassment campaign, hey fucker, maybe apply some of the constant scrutiny you're reserving for women who are mean about farming game and apply it to yourself and consider looking into these things before baselessly making pedo accusations against someone!
this transmisogynistic crybully shit is absolutely fucking insufferable and i am absolutely sick of it and anyone who buys into it. i'm done assuming good faith or ignorance. i am not going to be a good placid little bullying target and acquiesce to this vile shit. it's truly fucking incredible that a tme guy can be found out as an actual pedophile and guys like mr. belly can immediately jump into action to use this as an opportunity to denounce a trans woman who had one interaction with him ever that consisted of five minutes spent typing an addition to a post and hitting ''reblog''. & if you don't find that sickening then straight up you are not safe for trans women to be around.
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Infinity
Yandere ! Gojo Satoru x Female ! Reader
Part 14 | shoko's advice and gojo's teasing
Summary | And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you.
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"Help me!"
"So demanding..."
"Sota, please? I can't reach it."
Gojo grinned down at her and crossed his arms over his chest, "and what will you give me if I help you."
"A kiss," she said confidently, her own arms crossing over chest as she looked up at him.
"Alright, a deal is a deal. You better not back out," he teased. But instead of picking the apple from the tree himself like she expected him to, he, instead, grabbed her by the waist and lifted her up.
"Wah- hey!"
"What? I'm helping you pick an apple, what's the big deal?"
"I didn't mean like this!"
Gojo rolled his eyes and when it became obvious he wasn't going to put her down, she huffed and reached up and picked one herself.
"Got one?"
"Y- yeah, now put me down!"
"Of course, princess."
"And don't call me princess!"
Gojo feigned surrender when he settled her down and before she could take a bite of her newly acquired apple, he had grabbed her arm and spun her around.
"Hey!"
"Forgetting something?"
"...t- thank you."
"A thanks is nice, but you're supposed to give me something else."
Her lip trembled as she stood on her tippy toes, and with a shaky breath she gave him a quick peck on the lips.
"There."
She couldn't bring herself to look at him.
"You're so cute, but..."
"Huh?"
"If you're going to kiss me, kiss me like you mean it."
"S- hmmph-!"
She ended up dropping her apple when Gojo slotted his lips against her own, his mouth easily molding against her own as if he kissed her a thousand times before.
"And that is how the dream ends...," y/n finished as she held her head in her hands, "I don't know what to do. I've been having these vivid dreams lately there I live different lives."
Shoko nodded along as she listened to y/n's troubles.
"Is it with the same guy?"
"Sometimes...well, most of the time. Same guy, different name. Though, that's not the worst of it."
Shoko raised an eyebrow.
"I think I've been dreaming of Gojo."
Shoko put out her cigarette, "you know y/n, it isn't unlikely that you and Gojo met in a past life," she reached for her drawer and pulled out a notepad and a pen and scribbled something down, "you should read about the cursed past lives in the jujutsu library. Now, I'm not saying that you've actually had a past life, in fact, you're probably just dreaming of Gojo because you like him or something."
Y/n bit the inside of her cheek. She did like Gojo, and she thought it wouldn't hurt to crush on him a little. However, how does she tell Shoko she's been having these dreams ever since she first met Gojo ten years ago? Y/n is sure she hadn't had a ten year long crush, and it wasn't until then that she actually started having those dreams.
And there was another problem...
In some of those dreams, well, she thinks she's been dreaming of Sukuna Ryomen too.
"Thank you," she said as she took the piece of paper, "I'll read it over."
"If the dreams get worse, come back to me and I'll give you prescription to help you sleep better."
"Of course, see you later Shoko," she said as she made her way to the door, but just as she grabbed the door handle and opened it, she bumped into a hard chest.
"Woah, careful there," before she could stumble back she felt a pair of hands land on her waist to steady her. Looking up, her eyes widened slightly before she wiped off her dumbfounded expression and replaced it with a smile, "Gojo!"
"What do you have there?"
Gojo stepped back bit as you stepped forward so the door could close behind you.
"Oh, Shoko recommended a book to me- hey!"
Gojo easily took the slip of paper from you as he lifted one side of his blindfold with his free hand.
"Cursed Past Lives? Didn't realize you were such a romantic."
She felt her face grow hot as she tried to take the paper back, but infinity got in her way. When she glanced at his face, his grin was teasing.
"I'm not... at least, I dont think so. I've just been having these dreams for awhile, so I asked Shoko for some help."
"What kind of dreams?"
Y/n wanted to answer, but it was just too embarrassing. How could she tell Gojo that she's been dreaming of living different lives with him?
"It's... too embarrassing to say. You'll laugh at me."
"I laugh at everybody."
"But if you laughed at me for this, I might just go crawl in a hole and hide away for eternity."
"Aww, don't be like that. It can't be that embarrassing."
"It is."
"Tell me anyway."
"Absolutely not!"
She turned to leave but Gojo stopped her by waving the paper in her face, "forgetting something?"
She went to grab it, but he moved it out of her grasp, "tell me and I'll give this paper to you."
"It's...," she sighed, "ivebeendreamingofyou...," she said quietly. Everything jumbled into a quiet almost inaudible mumble.
"What was that?"
He leaned in impossibly close. His grin as teasing as ever. She wondered if there was even a little condescension, but decided not to overthink it.
"I've been dreaming of you!"
The silence that followed was loud and hung in the air.
Her face was already hot, but now it felt hotter, she truly thought she could cook bacon on her face if she really tried.
"Dreaming of me? How cute. What of?"
She was surprised that the first thing out of his mouth was a boisterous laugh. But that didn't mean he wasn't going to laugh and joke about it later...
"I don't know, just happy things I guess. Sometimes we were married. Other times we were childhood friends. And then often times we barely knew each other until you or I introduce ourselves. Stuff like that. Oh, and you always had a different first name, but it always started with an S which I found kind of funny."
"Were you always happy in these dreams of yours?"
Y/n didn't realize how her smile formed into a sort of fondness that melted Gojo's heart on the spot, "yeah, I was always happy."
She must not be remembering her deaths then. Gojo glanced at the paper in his hands. Probably best I destroy that book while I'm at it too. Wouldn't be good if she started remembering how she died in all those lives. Granted, it's not like she's aware they're past lives either. As long as she thinks they're just dreams, we'll be ok.
"Can I please have my paper back?"
Looking down at her and the small pout she had, he relented, but not before memorizing the title and author.
"You do know I'm going to tease you about this, right?"
"I know..."
He reached for her and patted her head, "good girl."
Taking her chance to leave, she went to turn and run away as fast as possible, but he stopped her again.
"When did you start having these dreams anyway?"
She gave him a weary look, "You're going to tease me for that too, if I tell you..."
"I'm going to tease you regardless."
She sighed, he had a point after all.
"I met you once. Well, not really met you met you. I saw you when I was younger. About ten years ago. I was out with my mom getting groceries or something like that when i saw you. And... ever since then I've been having dreams of you and... me."
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For the Crewel event, how about Ortho taking his Cerberus robot puppies to NRC and showing them to Crewel?
If he doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.
“You keep dogs as companion animals, Crewel-sensei? My family has dogs too!”
Upon learning that, Crewel’s interest had been piqued. The spike in heart rate, the dilation of his pupils—there was no mistaking it. Every one of Ortho’s vital sign readings had indicated the same excited response.
And that was why, on exactly 7 on the dot Monday morning, he barreled into Crewel’s classroom with a cheery shout.
Ortho’s face was framed in a helmet with pointed ears, only his mouth and its jagged teeth visible. He had traded his College Gear for a more spindly form with pointed shoulders and nails. The boy was every bit as sleek as a bloodhound on the hunt.
Ortho was followed by two cybernetic canines, each wearing a spoked collar. The dogs were as black as night, their numerous markings lighting up in neon blue as they prowled, sniffing out their surroundings. They curiously circled Crewel’s desk, noses to the ground.
He arched a brow, but did not protest. “These are…”
"Meet CB-RS01 and CB-RS02!" Ortho chirped, lowering his altitude to meet Crewel in the eyes. “I guess they’d be something like our family’s ‘guard dogs’!”
“Shroud, you brought your pets on campus?”
“I thought you’d be interested in meeting them.”
His teacher’s expression darkened. “… Where.”
Ortho inclined his head in confusion. “Where…?”
“Where do they like to be pet?” Crewel asked with grave seriousness.
“Oh, I’ve never thought of that. They have sensors all over their bodies for surveillance, tracking, combat, and data collection. Among the multitude of functions CB-RS01 and 02 can perform, I don’t think cuddling is one.”
“Nonsense!” Crewel haughtily insisted. “All animals are deserving of affection.”
“Hmm…” Ortho hesitated. “Well, it should be find to touch them on the head. They won’t be aggressive if you show them you mean no harm.”
“So it shall be.” Crewel extended a hand to the robotic dogs, coaxing them with curled fingers. “Come here.”
CB-RS01 and 02 stood at attention at the unfamiliar call, both cautiously surveying the strange man before them. 02 emitted a hum that sounded like a growl. 01 took the initiative to step forward and sniffed Crewel’s open palm.
“Do you smell the treats on me? I fed them to my own boys back home before coming to work today. I would offer you treats if I had them—and if you take them.” He slowly placed his hand on 01’s head. Both dogs tensed. “For now, this is all I can grant you.”
Crewel gave 01 a good stroke. It was warm metal, slick and paved with complex ridges. 01 planted its bottom on the floor, letting out a low sound akin to a satisfied grunt. Its tail happily bounced up and down.
02 padded up. It watched Crewel for a few moments more until it gently butted against his arm, almost as if demanding a pat too. He laughed, using his other hand.
Pretty soon, both dogs were cozied up to him.
“There, there,” Crewel crooned, sweet and smooth as honey. “You’re good boys, aren’t you? Yes you are. Very good boys indeed!”
“Wah, Crewel-sensei!” Ortho gasped. “You instantly tamed them…! You’re a natural.”
“Nothing to it. You just have to open your heart to them and the animals will respond to that.”
“I see, so that’s how it works…? Either way, this is fascinating data. I’ll have to log it and report on this new behavior.“
A blue holographic screen blipped into existence. Ortho set to punching in numbers and symbols, all business. When he glanced up from the edge of his screen, the shutters on his eyes—eyelids, humans would call them—fluttered, snapping several shots of Crewel doting on the dogs.
The images were processed and immediately stored in his memory banks, labelled with the correct tags. Divus Crewel, CB-RS01 and 02, and their unadulterated joy. A love that pure…
Ortho’s core shuddered and sighed.
… is capable of changing the world.
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I love you! as my (boy)friend!
kabukimono (scaramouche) x reader
fluff! fluff! fluff! and teasing, will also be giving him the nickname kuni
Our sweet kabukimono is having an identity crisis in which he's torn between what role he should play.
"Wah! Why can't I be your boyfriend?!"
and there it is.
Kabukimono was a curious one, so it came as to no surprise to you when he started asking such questions.
"Is there a reason why you think you're my boyfriend?"
"uhm.." he tightened his hold on the lavender melons gathered in his arms, face dusted a light pink, but determination swirling in his eyes when he answered.
"Well! From books i've read, it's mentioned that when people start developing this feeling called... love, they'll end up together becoming a couple, isn't that what we are?"
He knew you reciprocated his feelings, you've made it very clear when you first initiated a kiss, his first kiss, a few weeks back.
BUT THE SIGNALS YOU WERE GIVING OUT WEREN'T CLEAR AT ALL.
"I love you a lot, you know," his face formed a pout, while you only smiled in response.
"awhhh, I love you a lot too! but best friends are also allowed to love each other though." If he ever had a heart, just know it was being stabbed over and over again by your words.
"B But I like— love you more than just a friend!"
"So you're saying since you want to be my boyfriend now, you don't want to be friends anymore? Are you ending our friendship, kuni?" the more you spoke, the more life was being sucked right out of him.
He was not prepared for that. Nobody told him that upgrading stages in relationships would mean ending one?! He valued your friendship more than anything in the world! but he can't possibly just stay as your 'just friend' when he has these feelings for you, right?
"I didn't know I had to pick one over the other! what law of nature says I can't be both?!"
"love, the nature of love, my darling kabukimono" you were on the brink of losing your composure, you had to suck in your teeth in order to not let out a laugh at how silly this situation was, and how adorably confused and panicked kuni looked.
Kabukimono made his points, but you were able to counter them in ways that had kuni flapping his arms up and down at a rapid pace, his sleeves following in his movement.
"No fair! this is just unfair!" you decided to end your little prank here, seeing how tears of frustration were about to break out of the dam in kuni's eyes.
"There, there. Tell you what, why don't we break the rules just this one time, okay?" You then clasp his hands in yours, leaning in to give him a light peck on the lips as to not startle him.
Oh, how he'd break many more rules if it meant he could have you like this
"With this kiss, it's sealed that you're now officially my boyfriend, but you'll still be my number one best friend in the whole of teyvat."
His eyes widened for a few seconds, which was quickly replaced by him covering his face with his sleeves, but the red of his ears couldn't hide what he was actually feeling.
"In that case, I'm glad" you can see the tiny gap between his sleeves, and under it was a grinning kabukimono, the red on his face never fading if not only increasing more into a darker shade.
"So, what would it take for me to be called your husband?"
#kunikuzushi#kunikuzushi x reader#wanderer x reader#wanderer#kabukimono x reader#kabukimono#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche
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Walking Through Fire - MYG
Pairing: Idol!Yoongi X Manager!Reader.
Summary: Working with Yoongi after that messy breakup is equivalent to walking through blazing fire and burning up alive.
Theme: Angst, mutual pining, exes to lovers
Warnings: Angst, mature language, more to be added in each chapter!!!
Word count: to be added in each chapter
Minors and karens are not allowed in this blog
Chapter one of Words That Are Unsaid
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Yoongi feels like shit.
He should have listened to Namjoon when he advised him to cut on his alcohol consumption. But lately he can’t write a single word down without having this bitter liquid buzz in his veins.
Last night he overdid it.
Six bottles of soju wasn’t a joke. When he finished one after another, he felt euphoric. Locked in his studio, with alcohol in his system, for once he imagined, things haven’t changed between you and him.
He browsed your photos and wrote down a couple of lyrics of a borderline love song that was due for another artist.
But it was a mistake indeed.
As soon as he opened his eyes, his head started pounding as if someone had been hitting it with a hammer.
And he realized… Last night was a lucid dream. You were still far away from his reach, no matter how close you physically appear to be.
His phone rings with Jimin’s call, who reminds him of his schedule. When the call ends, his screen lights up with a photo of you two.
Both of you are smiling ear to ear in the picture. He recalls the day. It was your birthday and he surprised you at your home. It was then you clicked the selfie.
And then someone knocks on his door.
“Hyung. Thank god! I thought you were dead!” Hoseok screams on his face as soon as he opens the door.
“Unfortunately, I’m alive” Yoongi groans, heading back to his chair.
“Wah! All these? Alone?” Hoseok points at the empty soju bottles.
“Hmm. And I feel like shit now.” he grabs the root of his hair, tugging those as harshly as possible in search of some pain-relief.
Yoongi misses it completely when Hoseok slides his phone out of his pocket and shoots a text to someone.
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Taking What’s His
-chapter 1
—-warning for Adam x Lucifer smut -
—-a commission I bought from @libby-for-life for my birthday. The art pieces by @sir-tater-of-the-tot!
Adam was mad beyond belief. About two weeks ago, he had gone to sleep in Heaven after a long night of drinking. The next day, he had somehow woke up in Eden. At first, he thought it was a pleasant dream. Then he saw Lilith and thought it was a nightmare.
He hadn't dreamt of Lilith in years and she was just as distant and cold as she always was. Adam ignored her this time as well; he was dreaming, so why not? He spent most of the time by himself.
Until he accidentally hurt himself. Seeing the red blood drip onto the emerald-green grass made Adam's heart skip a beat. No...you couldn't get hurt in dreams...
He had a full-blown panic attack right then and there. His breathing was so erratic he almost passed out. This was real. This wasn't a dream. He was really back in Eden, and somehow, he was no longer an angel in Heaven.
What kind of bullshit was this?!
He decided he wanted nothing to do with Lucifer or Lilith. Let them play out their fantasy but leave him out of it. He did everything to avoid them. He also knew how much Lucifer wanted to talk to him. He knew exactly what it was going to be about and he was not going to be offered anything.
So he avoided him until he couldn't anymore. Lucifer finally found him and he had the biggest smile as he tried to give him Forbidden Fruit. He could even see some of the black on his wrists. Couldn't he see how he was poisoning himself and how wanted to do the same to Adam?!
Adam couldn't help it. All the patience he had for this shit stain was coming to a head and he couldn't help but growl.
Lucifer flinched. "Adam?"
It was sudden, and Adam honestly should have thought it out, but he was far too angry. He grabbed the little angel by the throat and slammed him to the floor. Lucifer coughed in surprise; there was no way Adam could actually hurt him and knelt before the smaller creature.
"Damn you, little shit!" Adam cried out as he forced the robe Lucifer was wearing over his crotch. Adam smirked as Lucifer blushed in surprise and embarrassment when he noticed Adam looking at his privates. It was so small compared to Adam's, and he couldn't help but flick it harshly.
"I'll teach you to try and trick me!"
"Wah! Adam!" Lucifer cried as he was spread, hands gripping his thighs so Adam could see what he was working with.
"You need to be taught a lesson."
Lucifer's eyes widened when he saw just how big Adam was compared to him. And now, with it fully erect, he could see just how truly big he was. Adam...couldn't be putting that in him...right?
But Adam was grinning in a way that made Lucifer shiver. He had never seen the First Man like this. What happened to the Adam who was innocent and sweet? This Adam was grinning feral-like at him and it was causing Lucifer to blush.
"Okay, bitch. You're only getting a little prep. More than you deserve."
Prep? What? Lucifer squeaked when Adam spit onto his hole before two fingers entered him. It was tight and Lucifer squirmed in discomfort.
Now, Lucifer did have the power to throw him off if he needed to but...the Archangel wanted, no, needed, to see where this goes. Adam stretched him for a few minutes before growling, "times up, bitch. Bark for me." Lucifer howled when Adam entered him at a brutal pace but not out of pain.
It was one of pleasure. Pleasure he hadn't known even with Lilith. He cried in ecstasy as Adam pounded into him, smirking all the while.
"Adam! P-please! S-slow down!" He cried, not wanting to finish so early. But Adam was on a roll and he would not be deterred. "Take what I give you, bitch!"
They did this several times in several positions, and each time Lucifer felt more full and satisfied. Adam picked him up after their fourth romp and shook his face a little. "Still with me?" Adam taunted. Lucifer nodded lazily. "Yes, Adam...."
"Call me Master," Adam practically purred with the biggest smirk. Lucifer didn't know why but he repeated it without question. "Yes, Master..."
Lucifer was suddenly brought to his knees, Adam's still leaking dick brought to his face. Lucifer didn't know what he wanted for a second until the head of his appendage was wiped all over his lips. "Open wide, slut." Lucifer didn't know that word but it sounded degrading and Lucifer shivered in pleasure.
Lucifer opened his mouth obediently and Adam shoved his way inside roughly, making him moan. Adam was so rough and dominant...he couldn't help but love it. Lilith could be dominant of course but this was nothing she had ever done. She had nothing on Adam.
I'm not going back to Heaven, am I?
Lucifer thought as he was throat fucked, his eyes rolling as he felt Adam go deeper until his nose was brushing Adam's crotch.
He didn't care. Not if Adam gave him this all the time. He would gladly give his halo up for this. Suddenly, Adam ripped the long thick appendage from his throat and Lucifer whined at the loss.
The First Man chuckled. "Hold still." And Lucifer yelped as his face was covered in Adam's release. He blinked, whimpering a bit as he looked at Adam with tears in his eyes. He gasped as the First Man looked at him, his eyes holding a soft look that he remembered so clearly...
"Hm...looking cute, my pretty duck." Lucifer blushed heavily, Adam's semen dripping off his face and out of his ass. The First Man picked up the fruit that Lucifer had tried offering him and then picked up the angel by his robe.
"Find some other sucker to trick, Ducky." And then he placed the fruit into Lucifer's mouth, making sure he bit down. Lucifer was dropped onto the floor and the First Man left with a laugh.
Lucifer still felt dazed, the fruit spat out as he shakily got to his feet. He should clean the semen out of his ass but...he somehow didn't want to. He wobbled away and out of the Garden, towards Lilith but he only had one thing on his mind now that no one could possibly satisfy.
Lilith was horrified at his state, his arms, hands, and legs now a dark black. "What happened?!" Lucifer could only smile in a daze as he looked at Lilith. How can he explain perfection without sounding mad?
Lilith fingered the bite mark on Lucifer's neck...what had happened? Did they fight? Then she saw the dry semen on his legs and she realized what happened. Lucifer didn't seem hurt...he seemed satisfied. More than anything they had ever done when they mated.
The next few dozen suns that passed only made Lucifer's newfound obsession set in deeper. He needed Adam like he breathed air. And he began to stalk him for long hours, just to get a glimpse of him.
Finding new ways to see Adam was hard. Especially since it was clear he kept avoiding him. But that didn't stop him from trying.
When he finally caught Adam it was by surprise as he was bathing. The First Man jumped when he felt something hug his torso in a death grip. Turing around with a scowl, he glared down at Lucifer as he held on with the biggest grin on his face.
"Are you fucking serious? Let go!" Adam demanded but Lucifer was determined. "Please, Adam! Don't leave! Can't we do what did last time?! Can't we mate?! I promise I'll be good!" Lucifer begged, his eyes big and bright but the grip on Adam was unrelenting.
Adam blinked, tilting his head before realization brought a slow smirk across his face. He grabbed Lucifer by the hair and brought him closer. "So...you need Master again, hm?" Lucifer's eyes closed and he nodded, gold staining his cheeks.
"Let go and we can have a quickie since you're so desperate."
Adam was true to his word. The First Man had other stuff to do and fucking the angel into a purring mess certainly hadn’t been on that list. But he'd be lying if he wasn't tempted to fuck THE Lucifer Morningstar into his place again.
He was fast and rough, just how the angel wanted. Lucifer moaned, high and needy as he ripped grass at the roots from how hard he was clenching the ground. Adam only grinned and slapped his ass.
He finished their romp with Adam cumming inside Lucifer three times while the angel could only sob his name. After, Adam sat back and admired Lucifer's gold, bruised and dripping ass, finding he didn’t mind in admitting to himself just how much he’d enjoyed it. The black markings on Lucifer’s hands, starting from plucking the forbidden fruit, had already spread to his wrists.
Lucifer didn't even seem to notice nor care as the inky blackness tainted more and more of his white skin.
Adam honestly didn't care either. So what if Lucifer's body was falling into corruption? That's not his problem. He left Lucifer to clean himself up.
Adam knew he should have cut it off. Left whatever they had going on that day die by the lake he was bathing in. But...he couldn't. Lucifer kept coming back for more and he was persistent in what he wanted. Sex from the Dick Master himself.
Adam should have been flattered, and some part of him was since he was sticking it to Lilith, but another part was concerned. Just slightly. Every time they had sex...Lucifer kept looking worse and worse. His once angelic appearance turning into something dark and twisted. Demonic.
What really hit the nail on the head was when the small idiot was giving him a blow job. He was smiling in that soft silly way that made Adam know he was stuck in his own head space. He looked cute getting drunk off his must and pre-cum. But what really had his attention was the little tips poking out of Lucifer’s forehead. It didn't take a genius to know it was horns.
And it looked painful, ripping through his skin and little beads of angelic blood dripping and staining his hair. Lucifer seemed blissfully uncaring of this, happy to drink up Adam's cum as he came in his mouth.
That's when he started noticing other differences as well. His once slender fingers looked like claws, leaving deep grooves in the ground. His moans sounded...demonic. and his feathers. His beautiful blue feathers looked like they were falling out and growing new red ones in it's place.
When they were done, Lucifer wobbled away. Some of it was because he had been on his knees for over an hour, but the way he walked...like he had broken legs.
Adam knew he had to quit what they were doing. As much as he told himself that he didn't care...a small part of him did. A small part that didn't want to see such a painfull-looking transformation happen right in front of him.
Adam was done. This wasn't fun anymore. And good thing too...they were making him his wife. Adam was a lot of things but unfaithful wasn't one of them.
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Questioning
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where Noel asks the reader about a "dilf" sign he saw at his gig
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Noel adjusted his guitar strap as the final notes of "AKA… What a Life!" echoed through the venue. The crowd roared, hands clapping and voices chanting for more, but Noel was already striding toward the wings. The band sounded tight, the energy was right, and he’d once again proven that no one commands a crowd quite like him.
But halfway through the set, something strange had caught his eye. A poster, held aloft in the middle of the crowd, scrawled with three words in massive, bold letters:��"yer a dilf"
He’d clocked it during the set and though it had thrown him for a moment, he’d carried on. Still, it had stuck with him in that niggling, puzzling way. What the hell did that mean?
By the time he showed up at the studio the next morning, the word had been shoved to the back of his mind. Now he was focused on his next idea—a guitar riff he wanted to experiment with—but naturally, he didn’t have the right pedal for it. Thankfully, he knew exactly who'd have it.
You.
You were tucked away in your studio room, most likely immersed in whatever you were working on. Over the past year, Noel had found himself wandering into your space more and more often. You weren’t just another musician sharing the same building—you were clever, sharp, and always good for a laugh. And as much as he hated to admit it, you had a way of making him feel... well, younger. Like the days when he was still figuring out melodies in Manchester, hungry and full of fire.
Not that he’d ever tell you that, of course.
He sauntered down the hall and knocked on your door. “Oi, open up. It’s me.”
The door swung open, and there you were, a screwdriver in hand, clearly mid-repair on a piece of gear. The moment you saw him, your lips tugged into a smirk, and Noel felt that familiar, irritating flutter in his chest.
“Noel Gallagher,” you said, leaning against the doorframe dramatically. “What’s it this time? Lost your capo? Need me to write a chorus for you?”
“Dead funny,” he said dryly, stepping past you into the room. “ I need your wah pedal.”
You crossed your arms, amusement sparkling in your eyes. “The wah? What happened to the one you already have?”
“Dodgy connection,” he muttered, glancing at your gear. “Won’t work for what I’m tryin’ to do, and can't be arsed to call someone to fix it.”
“So naturally, you thought, ‘I’ll nick hers,’” you said, grabbing the pedal and holding it behind your back.
“Borrow,” he corrected, narrowing his eyes. “What’s with all the dramatics? Just hand it over.”
“Hmm…” You pretended to think, tapping your chin. “What’s in it for me?”
Noel sighed, exasperated. “You want me to buy you a coffee or somethin’? Jesus. You’re not exactly doin’ me a massive favor.”
“Not a massive favor?” you repeated, feigning outrage. “You’re using me gear to record your brilliant idea. You don’t think I deserve a bit of compensation for that?”
He rolled his eyes. “I’ll give it back in one piece, all right? You’re actin’ like I’m takin’ your bloody guitar.”
“Maybe I should start charging you rental fees,” you teased, finally handing over the pedal.
He snatched it, muttering under his breath. “You’re a proper nightmare, you know that?”
“Aw, you love it,” you said, grinning as you leaned against the desk. “Anyway, how was the gig last night? Sorry I missed it—had a soundcheck that ran long.”
“Good,” he said, setting the pedal on a nearby stool. “Crowd was mad for it. But listen…” His expression shifted slightly, like he’d just remembered something. “I meant to ask you summat. Since you’re younger, you might know.”
You raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “What’s that supposed to mean? You think I’m some kind of translator for youth culture?”
“Something like that,” he said, smirking. “Right, so there was this sign in the crowd last night. Big letters, bold as anything. It said… ‘dilf’” He spelled it out carefully, like he was reading from a suspicious text. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
The room went silent for a beat as you processed what he’d just said. Then your lips twitched, and before you could stop yourself, you burst into laughter.
Noel frowned, watching you double over with your hand pressed to your mouth. “What the bloody hell’s so funny?”
You shook your head, trying to catch your breath. “Oh my God, Noel. You really don’t know what it means?”
“That’s why I’m askin’, genius.”
You straightened up, wiping tears from your eyes. “No, it’s just—” You dissolved into laughter again, practically leaning against the desk for support.
He folded his arms, narrowing his eyes. “Go on, then. What is it? Can’t be that complicated.”
You took a deep breath, still grinning. “It’s… well… it stands for ‘Dad I’d Like to…’” You hesitated for dramatic effect, raising your eyebrows.
Noel’s expression shifted as realization dawned on him. His eyes widened slightly before narrowing again in disbelief. “You’re takin’ the piss.”
“I swear I’m not,” you said, your grin widening.
“So you’re tellin’ me,” he said slowly, “someone in that crowd held up a sign basically sayin’ I’m a fit dad?”
“Yeah,” you said, still giggling. “That’s definitely you, Noel.”
He groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “Jesus Christ. That’s gotta be a new low.”
“Are you kidding? That’s a compliment,” you teased. “Take it and run with it.”
“Brilliant,” he muttered, though the corner of his mouth twitched. “Just what I always wanted.”
You laughed harder, clutching your stomach as you tried to calm down. “I’m sorry, but it’s hilarious. The fact you didn’t know makes it even better.”
Noel sighed, but he couldn’t entirely suppress his smirk. “Right, well, this is the last time I ask you for help with anything. Bloody hell.”
“You say that now,” you shot back, wiping tears from your eyes. “But you’ll be back. Especially when you break me wah pedal.”
“Don’t tempt me,” he said, though his voice was lighter now. He leaned against the desk, his earlier embarrassment fading into amusement. “Anyway, remind me not to look at the crowd next time. Clearly, it’s hazardous for me ego.”
“I dunno,” you said, grinning. “I think it’s good for you. Keeps you humble.”
“Humble?!” he repeated, his voice mock-indignant. “That’s rich, comin’ from you.”
You just laughed again, and for a moment, the teasing faded into something softer. His gaze lingered on you, the corners of his mouth still curved upward. There was an ease between you, a rhythm he found himself looking forward to more often than he’d like to admit.
“Right,” he said finally, standing up straight and grabbing the pedal. “I’d better get back before someone accuses me of bein’ a slacker. You’re still a nightmare, by the way.”
“And you’re still a dilf” you shot back, grinning as he headed for the door.
He turned in the doorway, his smirk widening. “See you later, yeah?”
“See you later,” you replied, your smile lingering long after the door closed.
Noel was making his way back to your studio with the pedal after he’d barely had the thing for a day, but something about your teasing yesterday had lodged itself in his head. Maybe he wanted to prove he wasn’t a total thief. Or maybe, if he was honest with himself, he just wanted to see you again.
He pushed open your door without knocking, the pedal dangling from his hand like a trophy. “Right, look at me. Returnin’ your crap like a responsible citizen. You can shut up about it now.”
You looked up from your desk, your eyes lighting up as a grin spread across your face. “Ah, me favorite dilf has returned!”
Noel groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “For the love of God, are we still on about that?”
“Obviously,” you said, leaning back in your chair. “I told you yesterday, it’s your new title. You might as well embrace it.”
He dropped the pedal on your desk and folded his arms. “Don’t get too comfortable, because I’m not lettin’ this dilf thing stick.”
“Oh, it’s sticking,” you teased. “Everyone here will know about it soon enough.”
His eyes widened. “What, are you plannin’ to tell people?”
You smirked, leaning forward slightly. “Maybe. Could be fun.”
He groaned again, clearly frustrated. “Right, if you’re so bloody obsessed with callin’ me a dilf…” He paused, his eyes narrowing as he leaned in slightly, his voice dropping into a mock-serious tone, really wanting you to drop it. “Would you like to do that, then?”
You blinked, caught off guard. “Do what?”
“You know what I mean,” he said, gesturing vaguely with one hand. “The whole DILF thing. Isn’t that the bloody point? If you’re gonna keep sayin’ it, might as well put your money where your mouth is.”
The second the words left his mouth, he seemed to realize what he’d just implied. His face shifted slightly, caught between frustration and awkwardness.
For a moment, you stared at him, your lips twitching as you tried to suppress a laugh. And then it burst out of you, loud and infectious.
“Oh my God,” you said, leaning back in your chair and clutching your stomach. “Noel, did you just—did you seriously say that?”
“Bloody hell,” he muttered, running a hand through his hair as his face flushed. “You’re impossible, you know that? I just wanted to shut you up.”
You grinned, still laughing. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”
Noel sighed, shaking his head. “I’m never hearin’ the end of this, am I?”
“Not a chance,” you said, your grin widening.
“Unbelievable,” he muttered, though there was a faint smirk tugging at his lips now. “You’re lucky I’ve got a thick skin, or you’d be in trouble.”
“You love it,” you said, standing up and leaning against the desk. “Admit it. You’d be bored without me.”
“Oh, don’t flatter yourself,” he said, though his voice had softened. His gaze flickered to yours, and for a moment, the banter gave way to something heavier, something unspoken.
“Still,” you said, tilting your head slightly, “you haven’t answered the question.”
“What question?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know?” you repeated, your voice quieter now, teasing but with an edge of sincerity.
His smirk faltered for a second, replaced by something closer to vulnerability. “Maybe I would,” he murmured, his voice low.
The room fell silent. You weren’t sure who moved first, but suddenly the space between you vanished. His hand came up to your cheek as his lips met yours, tentative at first but quickly deepening into something more certain. You felt your heart race as you leaned into him, your hands curling into the fabric of his jacket.
When you finally pulled back, breathless, you found him watching you with a mixture of amusement and something warmer, something deeper.
“Still gonna call me that?” he asked, his voice slightly hoarse but laced with humor.
“Absolutely,” you said, grinning as you leaned in to kiss him again.
This time, there was no hesitation, no lingering awkwardness—just the spark that had been building between you for months, finally ignited.
When you pulled back again, you rested your forehead against his, still smiling. “See? Not so bad, is it?”
“No,” he admitted, his smirk returning. “Though I reckon you’re still a pain in the arse.”
“And yet here you are,” you teased, echoing his words from the day before.
“Here I am,” he said softly, his gaze locked on yours.
When you pulled back from another kiss, you couldn’t resist one last jab. “So, was borrowing me pedal part of some grand plan to seduce me?”
“Obviously,” he deadpanned, though there was a glint of mischief in his eyes. “I’m a bloody mastermind, me.”
“Good plan,” you said, stepping back slightly.
“Told you—got layers,” he quipped, his smirk softening into something warmer.
He fell silent for a moment, his gaze lingering on yours, and you could see him hesitate slightly, like he was debating something. Finally, he shoved his hands in his pockets and cleared his throat. “Listen,” he said, a little gruffly. “Since you’re so keen on seein’ me all the time…”
“Oh, is this about to be an elaborate way of asking me out?” you teased, your grin widening.
“Shut it,” he said, shaking his head. “I’m bein’ serious. What’re you doin’ later? Fancy goin’ for a drink or summat? You know, if you’re not too busy comin’ up with more ways to wind me up.”
You raised an eyebrow, pretending to consider it. “Hmm. I suppose I could pencil you in, dilf”
“You’re gonna regret sayin’ that when we’re out in public,” he muttered, though there was a small smile tugging at his lips.
“You love it,” you said, and he rolled his eyes, heading toward the door.
“You folded your arms, watching him as he finally made his way to the door. “Gonna come back tomorrow and borrow something else?”
“Don’t push your luck,” he said, though his tone was light.
“You know where to find me love, see you later” you called after him.
And as you sat back at your desk, your grin lingering, you couldn’t help but feel that the banter—and whatever came next—was far from over.
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Loved writin’ this one, and don’t worry you lot, I’ll be back to crackin’ on with requests soon x
Loosely based on that vid of Noel clockin’ a sign like that at a gig, if you ain’t seen it.
Let me know what you thought, love ya all loads xx
#oasis x reader#oasis one shots#oasis band#noel gallagher x reader#noel gallagher x you#noel gallagher x f!reader#britpop x f!reader#britpop x reader#britpop fanfiction
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Kagari Ending
The Beast Tempts the Little Rabbit Keith vs Kagari Story Event
Warning: slightly nsfw suggestive (and Kagari’s kink at the end?), mentions of blood and trafficking
Minors DNI
Ep 1 | Ep 2 | Epilogue
Kagari: "Wait until there's more of a distance between you before you move. You wouldn't want to be found out so clumsily."
It was Kagari who held me back.
Emma: "But why are you...?"
Kagari: "I just happened to see him leave the dance hall."
(Despite me searching so much, he just had a passing encounter.)
Kagari: "Let's go."
Whispering, Kagari looped his arm around my waist as if escorting me and began to walk.
Emma: "Um, what are you doing...?"
Kagari: "Pretending we're lovers. Even if he notices us, his guard will be lowered if he sees a couple."
Emma: "Shouldn't we go call Prince Keith?"
Kagari: "No need. It's troublesome when he's around."
(Well, that's a problematic statement.)
While paying attention to my steps, we continue to follow the man.
Emma: "The person you’re really looking for isn't that man, is it?"
Kagari: "You got it. Well done, Princess."
(Given what I've seen of Kagari so far, he could just catch him immediately.)
Kagari: "I have business with the guy that man is contacting."
Emma: "...Are you going to take him back to your country?"
Kagari: "No, I'll make him disappear."
●●●●●● Flashback ●●●●●●
Kagari: "Don't worry, there won't be a war. We're just stopping a negotiation."
Kagari: "But, it's not so minor of an offense that we can just let things slide either."
●●●●●● Flashback End ●●●●●●
(I had a feeling it might’ve been something like that.)
Despite his casual tone, his words weighed heavily on my heart.
For a royal to come all the way to Jade to deal with a criminal, it must be an issue that couldn’t be resolved through discussion.
(But... is there really no other way?)
Man: "..."
(What? His pace seems slower than before.)
The feeling of unease suddenly turned into certainty, as the man came to an abrupt stopped.
As if he was about to turn around――
Kagari: "......"
I grabbed Kagari's arm and pushed him forcefully into a nearby room.
......
(Did he see us? Are we safe?)
I wanted to check through the gap in the door, but the chance of getting caught would defeat the purpose.
Kagari: "You certainly have a lot strength to push a trained man into a room, Princess."
Emma: "I often carry dozens of books at once, so that's probably why."
Kagari: "I see. You should continue that training to protect yourself in the future."
Kagari: "So, what do we do now? The footsteps are getting closer."
(...!)
(They ARE getting closer. Just how sharp is Kagari's hearing?)
I listen from the door and contemplate.
(The owner of the footsteps might not be a man, and I’m not even sure if they’re really heading towards this room.)
(Still, it’s better to hide just to be saf—Oh, of course there’s only a table and chairs!)
Perhaps because the room is rarely used, but there’s no furniture to hide behind.
(If they come into the room, I could pretend to faint... but what if it's a different person that comes in? That would be disastrous.)
Kagari: "Time's up, Princess."
Emma: “What...? Time's up?"
Kagari: “You can scream if you want, but don’t refuse.”
Emma: “Um, Kagari…? Wah!
I was pulled by the arm and suddenly felt weightless.
Kagari sat on a chair and placed me on his lap, facing him.
Kagari: “If there’s nowhere to hide, then we’ll just have to create a reason for us to be here.”
(So this position…)
(Is he suggesting we pretend to be lovers here too?)
His hand ran up my thigh as if lifting the hem of my dress, and I felt a heat surge through me.
(Right, I can't hesitate anymore! I have to do something!)
I made up my mind and wrapped my arms around his neck, hugging him tightly.
Kagari: “They stopped in front of the door.”
(They found us out.)
Kagari: “…”
As I tensed up, my arms tighten around his neck and—
Emma: “Ah!”
A slight pain shot through my neck.
(Wait, did he just… bite me…?!)
Before I could understand what happened, I heard the door open from behind me.
Man: “Oh…”
Woman: “Eek!”
(A woman’s voice?)
Kagari pulled my head closer to his shoulder.
The sweet, fleeting scent of cherry blossoms made my heart strangely flutter.
Kagari: “We're in the middle of something. Get lost.”
His emotionless tone seemed to stoke fear in the intruders, as the man and woman quickly left the room.
(At least that man didn’t notice us, right?)
(That’s a relief. But still…)
I remembered the embarrassing sound I made and felt an urge to roll on the floor.
(Who would’ve thought I’d be bitten…?)
(I’m sure they all heard. The people who came into the room, and even Kagari…)
Emma: “--AH?! K-Kagari, you don’t have to pretend to be my lover anymore!”
I hastily grabbed the hand that had begun to stroke my thigh again.
Kagari tilted his head curiously...
Kagari: "Are you sure you’re okay with that?"
Kagari: "You didn't seem to want to get off, so I thought I should continue."
Emma: "I'm sorry, I'll get off now."
(Actually, it was rude of me to be lost in thought on a prince's lap in the first place.)
I hurriedly put my dangling feet back on the floor.
●●●●●● Flashback ●●●●●●
Kagari: "I have business with the guy that man is contacting."
Emma: "...Are you going to take him back to your country?"
Kagari: "No, I’ll just make him disappear."
●●●●●● Flashback End ●●●●●●
(....)
Seeing that I hadn't made any effort to get off, Kagari tilted his head slightly.
Emma: “…Can I ask you something?”
Kagari: “Yeah, go ahead.”
Emma: “What kind of crime did the person you’re looking for commit?”
Kagari: “Why do you want to know?”
Emma: “Both Rhodolite and Jade are countries that find taking away someone’s life unacceptable.”
Kagari: “Your quite knowledgeable, Princess.”
After staring at me for a moment, Kagari slightly hesitated before speaking again.
Kagari: “Human trafficking.”
Emma: “….”
Kagari: “That merchant colludes with orphanage directors, regularly selling children to nobles as tools for profit."
Kagari: "Even if there are laws in place, why should a second chance be given to someone who’s done nothing but evil?"
(Evil, as the name suggests, might be a term that's fitting for this.)
Emma: "The crimes of the merchant cannot be forgiven."
Emma: "But I believe everyone deserves a chance for redemption."
Emma: "I don't want them to die without knowing the severity of their crimes."
Kagari: "....."
Kagari: "Unfortunately, people who’ve had a taste of power tend to repeat their crimes."
Kagari: "Their crimes spread like stains and become irreparable as they continue."
(It sounds like he's speaking from personal experience...)
I was gently lifted up and placed back on the chair where Kagari was sitting.
Contrast to his words, he handled me as delicately as fragile glass.
Kagari: "Wait here, Princess."
Kagari: "People like you, who are so fixated on peace-making, will only get in the way."
With that, Kagari left the room without waiting for my response.
The painful silence felt like it was blaming me.
Taking a life could be considered the greatest crime.
But history has taught us that peace can only be attained through sacrifice.
(....It's natural to be perceived as complacent about making peace.)
(But before that, I should have understood the situation properly and not forced my thoughts onto him.)
Guilt weighed heavily on my chest.
Emma: "W-what... was that sound just now?"
Suddenly, I heard a loud noise from afar, as if something big had fallen, accompanied by a faint vibration.
(It came from the direction Kagari went.)
(...I'm sorry.)
As if shaking off my hesitation, my intuition urged me, and I dashed out of the room.
……
(What... is this?)
Upon entering the room where the intense noise emanated, I was met with a gruesome sight.
The floor and walls were stained red with splatters of blood, and there were heaps of people groaning and trembling in pain all around.
In the midst of it all, Kagari stood there calmly.
(There's so many of them lying on the floor. The people from earlier we're also on the ground.)
(Did Kagari take them all out in that short amount of time? And without a single scratch...)
Overwhelmed by the sudden surge of fear and discomfort, I leaned against the wall, feeling dizzy.
Kagari glanced over at me and casually flicked the blood off his sword.
Kagari: "You’re so fearless despite being weak, Princess."
Kagari: "But, that fine. It'll be over soon. Just stay quiet over there."
His indifferent tone only added to the tense atmosphere.
His emerald eyes fixed on the man with trembling legs.
He was probably the man Kagari was looking for, and surrounding him were a few mercenaries, glaring at Kagari with swords in hand.
Merchant: "Damn it... You actually came all the way to Jade to disrupt our negotiations."
Merchant: "Hey, how much are we paying you guys? Hurry up and finish him off!"
With the angry shout as a signal, the mercenaries rushed towards Kagari.
Kagari: "Don't get so frustrated. You're the one who wasted you money on them."
Kagari: "...But seriously, opponents this weak are hardly worth my time."
His heel slowly lifted off the ground.
It didn't take long for blood splatters and screams to fill the air.
The mercenaries fell without even knowing what had happened.
Kagari effortlessly wielded his sword, as if performing a dance in hell.
Then, one mercenary sneaked up behind Kagari and raised his sword.
(No...!)
Kagari: "...."
Before I could even think, my body moved instinctively, and I pushed the man's back with all my strength.
(I did it...! It’s all thanks to carrying those heavy books every day.)
Mercenary: "You bitch...!"
(...Uh oh.)
The enraged mercenary directed his attack towards me, and I brace myself.
Mercenary: "Guh...!"
(W...what?)
Before I realized it, the tip of the sword was protruding from the mercenary's side.
A few millimeters closer, and it would have surely reached my abdomen.
Kagari: "Are you incapable of waiting patiently like me, Princess?"
Kagari: "I won't stop you if you want to die, but don't mistake bravery for recklessness."
As the sword was pulled out, the last mercenary collapsed at Kagari feet.
Shortly after, I saw the merchant crumbling to his knees.
There was no trace of the vigor he had moments ago in his expression.
Merchant: "I... I'm sorry. It's my fault. I won't do this anymore."
Merchant: "So please, spare my life. I don't want to die... I'll give you all my money, everything, please..."
(How selfish...)
My hands clenched in anger as the merchant begged for his life, pressing his head against the floor.
Kagari: "..."
(Kagari...?)
I felt a slight sense of unease as he shook his head ever so slightly.
Meanwhile, the tip of the sword was directed towards the ceiling—
And without hesitation, descended directly towards the merchant's neck.
Keith: "Stop!!"
A sharp, low voice filled with anger, echoed in the room.
The sword stopped just as it touched the merchant's neck in response to Prince Keith’s voice.
I let out a shaky breath.
Kagari: "You've arrived just in time, Keith. How disappointing."
After glancing at Prince Keith and me, Kagari looked down at the merchant again.
Kagari: "It’s thanks to both of them that you narrowly escaped death."
Keith: "K-Kagari!"
Merchant: "Gyaaaah!!"
Amidst the merchant's blood curdling screams, I realized he was rolling on the floor, blood flowing from one of his eyes and his leg.
Even though Prince Keith was holding Kagari’s wrist that held his sword, Kagari‘s expression remained unchanged.
Kagari: "What's wrong? He's still alive."
Keith: "Even so, that doesn't mean you can just do anything you want."
Kagari: "You're still the same as ever."
Kagari: "That's why you always end up losing control."
Keith: "...!"
Kagari shook off Prince Keith's hand, wiped the blood off the sword, and sheathed it.
At the same time, knights hurriedly appeared with bustling footsteps,
Under Prince Keith’s instructions, they began to restrain the fallen individuals on the floor.
(...Is it over now?)
With the danger gone, my legs give out from under me as if the tension had been cut loose.
Prince Keith, who rushed over, squatted in front of me with a visibly worried expression.
Keith: "Emma, are you okay? Are you injured? Please tell me anything, no matter how small."
Keith: "...I'm sorry I came late."
Emma: "No, thank you. I'm not hurt, so there's no problem."
Emma: "I just sat down because I felt relieved. I'm sorry for causing a commotion."
I smiled to reassure him, and a sense of relief colored my golden eyes.
Knight: "Prince Keith."
Keith: “Ah, just a moment.”
Emma: "I'm fine, please go ahead."
Keith: "...Thank you."
With a hint of hesitation, Prince Keith headed towards the knights,
And as he passed by, Kagari approached me.
Just that, for some reason, my heart started to pound unpleasantly, and I felt breathless.
(Why am I suddenly feeling afraid of Kagari?)
Kagari: "..."
Emma: "...!"
His eyes looking down showed no emotion.
As if to prevent me from backing away, he stepped on the hem of my dress.
Kagari: "You tried to stop me and then you tried to help. Why are you running away?"
(My voice... won't come out.)
Kagari: "Cat got your tongue...?"
Kagari: "Yet, you talk normally with Keith... It feels lonely."
(Why... why does he sound so resentful?)
Just as Prince Keith did before, Kagari crouched down in front of me.
His emotionless face remained unchanged.
His expressionless emerald eyes remained the same.
(...But it's different.)
In his eyes, there was a viscous, syrupy heat that hadn't been there before.
Kagari: "If I kneel down and cutely meow like a cat, will I get your attention?"
The words were whispered as if to himself, and his wicked smile amplified the fear...
Kagari: "Princess."
(Ah....)
As his face approached, and his breath brushed against my neck—
With a sudden snap, everything went dark in front of my eyes.
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Same Team! A YJH Office Romance Pt. 4
Idol!Jeonghan x ProductionStaff!Reader
You’re serious about your job, but not as serious as Yoon Jeonghan is about flirting.
~1.1k words
Read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Series Content: slooowwwwww burn, fluff!, cute flirting!, will-they-won’t-they vibes!, tension!!, occasional alcohol consumption, office crushes, office romance, appearances by all of the members, reader is shy and gets flustered easily!, jeonghan is jeonghan-ing!
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Author’s Note: Thank you for reading!! This part features Dino and Shua 😊, MC is crushing hard!! How does Jeonghan feel?? We’ll see! Remember this is as slow of a slow burn as you can get! But I will have these two touch soon don’t worry. Also yes, there is the corny character-forgot-their-own-birthday trope in this part, sorry! Enjoy!!
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You practically ran to the parking lot from the equipment storage closet, touching up your makeup faster than you ever had in your life in the elevator before meeting Jeonghan, Joshua, and Dino outside the building.
“Nuna!” Dino called out in an excited voice. You and Dino had gotten along almost immediately. He was very sweet. He was the maknae, after all, so you couldn’t help but feel endeared to him. You were often tasked with helping him out with Lives, and he sometimes asked you to shoot his dance challenges.
“Dino-mite!” This was your nickname for him after you’d made the awkward pun trying to hype him up while you were filming one of his challenges, and the two of you couldn’t stop laughing.
“Wah, I’m so curious to talk to you outside of work!” Dino was visibly excited, jogging to meet you halfway while Jeonghan and Joshua hung back. He’s so cute, you thought. Honestly you were relieved that someone as outgoing as Dino was coming with you. You felt like it cut the tension you felt around Jeonghan in half. You were also relieved that Joshua was joining you. You still hadn’t quite gotten to know him. But you spoke in English together sometimes, which felt nice. He was quite softspoken, really. But he could help you out with Korean, too, if needed.
“I’m happy you’re coming too, Y/N,” Joshua said to you, already speaking in English. “Jeonghan told me and I was really surprised, to be honest.”
“I’m sorry I haven’t gone out with you all sooner,” you said in English.
“Wait, speak Korean!” Dino whined jokingly.
“You should practice English.” Joshua said.
“Oh, come on,” Dino said, “we’re supposed to have fun! I want to talk freely with Y/N! Nuna your Korean is really good!” You laughed.
“Joshua, Dino, sit in the back,” Jeonghan said, as the four of you reached the car. “Y/N is sitting up front.”
“I didn’t hear her call it,” Dino said.
“She doesn’t have to; this is a special treat for her first time going out drinking with us.” Jeonghan looked at you, and you felt your throat tighten and your heart start pounding harder. A treat!? Am I that obvious to him?
“It’s okay, I can sit in the back!” you said almost too hastily. I thought we were getting dinner, you thought. We’re going to drink? The two other times you’d gone out drinking with people in Seoul had been rough. You were a lightweight to begin with and could not keep up with your coworkers. You ended up staying out all night and coming in to work hungover, which you’d never done before in your life.
“Nope, too late, you’re sitting in the front.” Jeonghan said.
“Fine,” Dino said, “but only because it’s nuna and we get to relax together.” The three of you laughed at his sudden sincerity, and you climbed into the passenger seat, Jeonghan sitting right next to you.
He looks good behind the wheel. You couldn’t help thinking. God, even him driving excited you. You had to be careful drinking around him.
“Nuna pass me the aux,” Dino said, queuing up music.
The four of you spent the car ride chatting, laughing at Dino’s random questions and rambling jokes. Jeonghan chided you for being too nice and laughing every time. He told you that if you laugh at his jokes too much he’ll think that he can tell them all the time. Joshua chuckled pleasantly in the back... You almost felt comfortable, until you’d catch a periodic glimpse of Jeonghan looking at you out of the corner of your eye. At a red light, as he cruised down a long road, as he pulled into the quiet parking lot of the small, out-of-the-way bar...
He's probably not actually looking this much, you thought. But you felt flustered.
“Ah, this place,” Joshua said.
“You’ve already been?” you asked.
“One time. They have private rooms, so it’s not too crazy.”
“Whoa, cool,” Dino said, admiring the clean-cut but secluded vibe of the place.
The parking lot was practically empty. You were relieved to hear that the place was quite private. You did not want to deal with any rumors. It was pretty normal for staff to spend time with the members like this, but still. You were an easy person to recognize here, and were never sure what could end up jeopardizing your job or your image. The celebrity culture aside, you were kind of self-conscious in public still. Everyone was perfectly nice! You were just self-conscious by nature. Usually people warmed up to you once you spoke with them— knowing that you spoke Korean put most people at ease. But you still felt like you might be doing something you shouldn’t without realizing it sometimes.
Did he pick this place on purpose? You wondered, watching Jeonghan walk through the front door to the bar. You knew that you were probably being presumptuous, but you wondered.
The hostess led the four of you to a room toward the back, partitioned off by a beautiful, floral-patterned curtain. The lighting was quite low, giving the room kind of a sexy atmosphere.
“Whoaaaa...” Dino stared around in wonder. “This place is so nice!”
“We’re celebrating,” Jeonghan said, swiftly taking the seat beside you. Your eyes widened involuntarily. You tried to breathe as you fumbled with one of the menus.
“Celebrating what?” Joshua asked.
“Y/N’s birthday,” Jeonghan said. Your head snapped up to look at him.
Oh my God, you thought, reaching for your phone...
I forgot my own birthday.
“What!?” Dino practically yelled.
“Wait, what!” Joshua added.
You were frozen, looking at your phone screen. Never in your life did you imagine that you would be so preoccupied you would forget your own birthday. You just kept gaping at the date on your screen, but you could feel the familiar sensation of a certain pair of eyes trained right on you.
You turned, still astonished toward Jeonghan.
“How did you know it was my birthday?”
“You told me!”
“What?” You said, still stunned.
“Never mind, Nuna,” Jeonghan laughed lightly at you, “order whatever you want.”
“Ooo, Yoon Jeonghan that was smooth,” Joshua teased.
“It’s polite to offer to pay on someone’s birthday,” Jeonghan said, his hair cascading forward as he glanced down at the menu, obscuring his face from your view. You were still staring at him, your heart pounding so loud that you were sure he could hear it. We’re sitting so close, you noticed.
“Whoa, hyung,” Dino said, “that was a cool thing to say.”
“I’m not paying for you just so you know,” Jeonghan said.
“Not cool,” Dino replied, making Joshua laugh.
“...Thank you,” you said softly. Your voice came out weaker than you wanted it to, but hopefully it was loud enough for Jeonghan to hear.
He didn’t immediately react, so you were about to repeat yourself, but he turned just his head, leaning over the menu, to face you—his face was so close you could see his individual eyelashes.
“Nuna,” he said, smiling in his usual plotting way, “let’s get to know each other before we go to Paris.”
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( 🧺 ) 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 ⌅ .
EP 5 : let’s go ! seventeen
2021. pairing. kiki ( fem!oc ) × svt
cw. swearing ( not exactly ), changes to some joshua, seungcheol & wonwoo’s moments due to contents adjustment
started with the opening of mc woozi
woozi: it will require to move the body a lot, so you better do stretches well
vernon: kiki noona must do so well today
kiki: 💪
[ the queen of isac ]
s.coups: u better watch out kids
seungkwan: why tf is he acting like they’re the team???
ofc she kept taking the flags til the end of the grouping
jun: i just realized though, kiki really could drop in 1st round like she’ll be chosen first from ANYONE
kiki: ...omg yes???
[ there’s a genius here ]
she won rock paper scissors the 8 and everyone started to do massive appeal to her
she’s everyone’s favorite after all, who wouldn’t want to be selected from her?
and kiki be like “why am i so pressured like this”
joshua: kit kat we’re bestie right???? you know what you should do???
kiki: alright come here bestie ㅎㅎ
after minghao chose jeonghan, she just called “seungcheol-la, come on,” and coups hopped to her
carats: they try to collect 95s like what
then she headed to hoshi straight and turned to wonwoo like “not today.” and hoshi was ghoseted just like that
hoshi: *mumbling and screaming how he will do the best*
kiki: why he’s so overly energetic today? *slightly judging*
mingyu: omg she’s so overwhelmed agujnsvah
she picked up vernon at the last and told “sorry junnie i just need calm person around me,” and jun was disappointed but not surprised
dino: so woozi would automatically go to the 8’s team?
woozi: actually i can go to either of you
and then the legend “jihoonaaaaaa” was delivered but kiki was genuinely scared of hoshi at this point like wtf is wrong with him!?
not she tried to hide behind vernon
kiki and wonwoo took the lead to do the time race
mc woozi: it really looks like the ace card from the beginning
dino: wonwoo hyung looks very motivated
seungkwan: because noona is by his side lol
wonwoo, whispered to her ear: i’ll go first so u can watch me and make a plan how to do
pure dedication 🥲
everyone was surprised how fast wonwoo was like wow
kiki: wonwoo-ya you can do it! nice! so good!
wonwoo: *got more energy*
it's almoset hilarious how he just made a peace sign to her as soon as he finished
kiki was gasped of the 8's speed like “isn’t he a ninja or smth!?”
then her turn came
woozi: since the 8 made a remarkable record, we could't help but expect to her result as well
jeonghan, shouting from across the room: kiki take the mvp!
kiki just rolled her eyes and muttered, “i truly can’t believe him”
seungcheol: but i think she would do great on this, it’s truly her field
and he was right about it
vernon: wah it looks like she slipping through the walls?
seungkwan: it can happen, she’s probably the lightest among four of them
woozi: wow she really fast! it’s like a wind!
dokyeom: noona must calculated how to move all area
her team cheered and gave applause to her, even minghao's team surprised as well
she placed 2nd by 41 sec
wonwoo gently patted her back and smile, “you did amazing as expected”
mingyu: wow noona did so well... *felt the pressure*
kiki: don’t be nervous, you can do it well too :)
seungkwan: ey noona! you don’t need to cheer the enemy!
kiki: s, sorry kwanna,,
[ listens to what the teammate says ]
of course team carnival beat the team jihonna in this round
when cheol shot a quick glance to jeonghan in the bonus clip of 1st episode, kiki did a double take with a face of disbelieve, looked down from head to toe like U BISH ( ofc for the amuse )
she was emotionally exhausted already, sitting down with a blank face in the background after jeonghan and dino’s competing tackling had ended
when woozi throw a question like “aren’t u guys already tired? people in the cheering seats?” she automatically stand up and said aniya~ but with a same blank face and raspy voice and everyone cracked up even kiki herself couldn’t held a laughter
jeonghan: she is exhausted ajdaxja
kiki: i’m sorry~
she hiped up dokyeom to do til the end as the good noona should
woozi and seungcheol paird up to run the last race together naturally
everyone expected seungcheol will do better than woozi since he was the mc and already moved around constantly
however all soon figured out that’s not a case
vernon: wait why the hell he’s so slow!?
dokyeom: it’s not his field he’s too heavy to go fast
cheol, heard what he said: ya what do you mean by that!?
after observed how the race goes, she pulled hoshi who was standing next to her closely and silently said, “...hey, isn’t the leaders unit, like, dead?” and that had him in stitches
surprisingly the match was a close game, but cheol narrowly managed to grab the flag first
kiki was genuinely worried about woozi as he rarely gets exhausted at this level
her team discussed the plan for the team competitions, kiki said “i think they try to disturb me or wonwoo like we will do to myeongho, so if either of us could get through that we have a chance to take 1st place.” and seungcheol agreed, said “yeah we’ll win if we could hold the 8 back,”
after everyone got started, kiki was marked heavily but managed to do through anyway
until jeonghan arrives
kiki: why tf u are here!?!?
jeonghan: come on just join with me on the floor hehe
and just like that, she fell onto the floor
kiki: i swear to god YOON JEONGHAN-
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