#wade does makeup with laura

[mischievous-thunder]

Laura: Why have you been skipping your concealer routine since the beginning of this week?

Wade: It's because no amount of concealer is enough to cover up how tired I am of people's nonsense at work since the beginning of this week.

Logan: it's just Wednesday.

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about married poolverine at the x mansion for the Christmas parties.

I like to think that even after he's quit drinking and is older, Wade lets him sit around the mansion and drink a shit ton of egg nog and just.. chill. Wade won't let anyone ask him to do anything except.. what he didn't know.. is that he signed logan up to be santa for the younger kids, and he's definitely dressed as Mrs. Clause, a wig, heels, red and white fluffy skirt, everything.

"You want me to wear what??"

"Oh, come on its for the kids peanut! Besides... ill repay you later~"

"Wade, these kids are like 12 theyre not gonna-....fine"

By the adult party runs around and the kids under 21 are forced off into their rooms, morph kurt and logan are lounging on the couch trying to sing a german carol after busting out the GOOD Alchool but Kurt forgets half of it so its just the three of them mummbling nonsense and wade thinks its the cutest most humble thing he's ever seen Logan do. Just.. a guy being a guy with his friends. And he's so happy. Soooo happy to finally have them back. Even if these aren't HIS x men, he's missed this so bad. Later he will cry because he misses HIS x men but for now? Let him be not sober and forget about that.

"Alright santa. I think its time for bed." Wade says, still in his Mrs. Clause outfit, trying to tug Logans arm up.

"Aye! Get offa me! My husband will kill you!" He throws a fit and backs away, into kurt who's tail flickers and gives her a dirty look. Who does this woman think she is?? Trying to make his friend commit adultery???

Wade pauses, then giggles, realizing just how much makeup he had on right now. He's utterly estatic that Logan won't come with him. It's only really morph whos confused because that's obviously Wade. You would think the guy could smell his own husband right?? Yeahhh... not like this.

"Teehee and that right there is why it's bedtime, peanut." He says, hoping itll spark a few plugs but logan only does the Loading cat face, tilting his head. His face is red from the alchool and the santa make up.

"Don't call me that!" He whines.

Wade rolls his eyes, smiling. "Baby, come on. You're tired." He says in that special voice. The one that leads Logan down to earth when his anger is the only thing he can see when he forgets who he is, when he's having his PTSD attacks.

"... I am?"

"Yes. Now come on. Time for bed."

Kurt whispers not to be tempted by her in his ear, and it's back to square one. It takes Remy interfereing by telling Kurt that this "devil woman" IS Logan's husband and that it's okay.

The whole thing is a mess, and it has Rouge giggling her ass off, hugging her brother as his tail flickers still.

"Ooh!! You big buzz ball! Always lookin afta folks aint ya?" She tells him, squeezing him enough to make him wheeze. "Careful cher, Gambit thinks he wants his ribs attached."

"Nonsense! A lil roughhousin nevah killed nobody!!"

You just see him trying to take Wade to their room and Logan does the little slap at his arms and is like "I can walk by myself lady! Jeez!! ..... wheres my husband? Im gonna tell on you!!"

"I AM your husband." Wade says, finally taking off the wig and caressing his chop the way he usually does. Logan's eyes squint, his eyebrows burrowing together before dilating, and Wade can swear he heard his heart beat quicken.

Laura gags.

"....'sup" he says, pulling him closer with a big idiotic grin.

Wade squeals, now trying to push him away. "Eww!! Never say that again!" He giggles. "You big lud! Bedtime!"

It's the absolute sweetest thing anyone ever witnessed, and it makes Jean happy too to know someone did infact take the big bad putty tat home. Finally-

This is how I want every teacher au Christmas fic to go you understand me? No sentinal drama. No worries. Maayyybbee Magneto if he behaves.

Just let this man be HAPPY for once.

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

poolverinessa headcanons now that i have a name to tag them under

Most of them include Laura bc theyd be the coolest step-parents

They call Laura "princess". It doesnt matter that she's still partially feral. She's their little girl that they adore and that makes her their princess. Logan doesnt call her that often because he's awkwardly making the switch to fatherhood ("sweetheart" is his go to), but Wade started calling her that instantly (she's the heir to the wolverine title!) and as soon as Vanessa started dating Logan she jumped on the bandwagon

They all live in a apartment with Blind Al and Mary Puppins. Its not much bigger than what they had before. Its very cramped theres no privacy and theres a ton of holes in the wall from stabbing spars. Its perfect

Laura and Vanessa do a lot of first things for Laura together. First makeup, first shopping spree, first mani-pedi (does not go well), first strip club

Wade showers Laura in affection as soon as he becomes Uncle Wade just like he does Mary Puppins. Its overwhelming but she likes it bc it makes her feel like she has a "real" family. Logan is a lot more subdued in his affection

Wade and Vanessa are very hands off in the actual parenting. She's already a adult and was never parented growing up. Theyre also not even her step-parents just her dad's bf/gf. Logan starts very hands off because he's not her actual dad and she's all grown up but he quickly becomes a emotional anchor for her and he parents her more by guiding and giving advice

Logan pushes Laura to join the school. She's in the final year but its her first time ever in a school setting. Wade and Logan help her with her homework. Logan suggested "wolverine" as her hero name. She made sure her suit was yellow to pay homage to her dad. The boys cried when she first showed them the suit and cowl. Vanessa took ten thousand pictures

They all share a closet. Laura and Vanessa share and Wade and Logan share. Blind Al is the only one who wont share

Wade sleeps in the middle of the bed. Logan sleeps shirtless. Vanessa sleeps pantless. All three cuddle

Wade kisses everyone good morning and good bye. Its adorable. Al hates it

Vanessa slaps Wade's ass every morning. She starts doing it to Logan too.

Logan has gone full pack leader mentality. Provider. Protector. Breeder

Wade and Vanessa were married and then separated during D&W. They are both dating Logan, Logan is dating both of them. They always try to make sure everyone is getting equal attention

Pet names! Wade calls Logan and Vanessa every name under the sun. Logan calls Vanessa "Gorgeous" and "Beautiful" but all Wade gets is his name and the non-pet name "Bub"

Logan is a simple man. He crumbles under any affection being bestowed upon him (canon?). Little bits of intimacy like petting his hair or rubbing his back and he's a goner

Vanessa was a hooker. Comic!Laura was a hooker. I like to think that didnt happen to movie!Laura bc of the comic circumstances were horrible but if it did theyd have something in common they could initially bond over. Maybe movie!Laura finds out how much money stripping makes and expresses interest in it? Vanessa still has connections and supports this. Wade supports this because he respects all work types and any of Laura's dreams. Logan has a heart attack when he finds out she's considering this

Laura very occasionally calls Wade "Dad" and Vanessa "Mom". Logan is always "Papa" and the og!Logan will always be "Daddy"

[hucowboyification]

Transfem Logan who's always been supportive of trans people- obviously, considering the similarities between queer struggles and mutant struggles.

But it's one of those things that applies to other people; she's been around for two centuries and presented as a man the whole time. It wasnt an option when she was younger, and it just doesnt cross her mind that she could be a woman, yknow? Sure, she thinks all the time about how nice being a woman must be, but that's not something she could be. That's something that applies to other people. Clearly, she just thinks women are hot. That's a normal thing for a man to think.

Maybe she's in women's spaces a lot more than most men; after WW2, there were always butch women in manual labor where she worked, and she didnt know why she clicked so well with them.

She maybe thinks she should feel a bit weird hanging out with them so much when they invite her to parties, to gatherings full of nothing but queer women (though of course that wasnt the label they used at first), but it felt so, so right. And for decades, when she would say she was just a friend, a supporter, an ally, the women who would tell stories about when they were little boys would pat her cheek and smile say "okay", looking for all the world like they could read his mind as well as a telepath could.

Charles and Jean knew, of course. She didn't know, but they did. Charles would occasionally hint, so so gently, that the school was welcoming of everyone mutant. When she would push away the daydreams of what life couldve been if she was a woman, they both look sad.

And then Wade finds her in a bar, and drags her into her destiny, and, during the battle with Sabertooth, Wade says her, just as that silly joke, and suddenly it feels like the world just clicked into slots it hasn't been in in so so so long, and when he "corrects" himself it hurts.

When she sees Laura for the first time, she feels sick. Not because she doesnt immediately love Laura, of course; but... she looks so similar to her. She looks like who Logan has always so desperately wanted to.

It takes until she's in a relationship with Wade to fully realize it. He calls her "babygirl", constantly, and she melts every single time. He'll make every possible joke about feminizing her, and it's endearing and so so so hot and she wants it on such a deep level it hurts.

She tells him when they're cuddled up after sex one time, tells him she has something to say and almost chickens out, but then he asks "what's up, babygirl?" and she just starts sobbing and crying and telling him everything she's felt for two hundred years now.

Her style doesnt change much, once she starts to transition. Occasionally she'll wear a dress, but she finds that she loves being a masculine woman. She loves when she opens a jar for Wade when his joints hurt and he swoons overdramatically into her arms. She loves being the one who does the heavy lifting (which Wade only occasionally protests to, before situating himself with popcorn to watch her muscles flex), and she loves putting together the shitty Ikea furniture Laura insists on buying for herself when she gets her first apartment. She doesn't like makeup, and she only very occasionally wears dresses.

But she also loves being Wade's babygirl, and being Laura's mom.

Estrogen works so much better than she expected it to; rather than rejecting it or ignoring it, her system seems to assume it had made a mistake somewhere, and, when she starts to gain a bit of weight because she's finally so, so happy, it goes to her hips and her breasts, too. (Wade, of course, is the first to notice, and celebrates by spending multiple hours suffocating himself in her boobs.)

Sometimes, she wonders what life wouldve been like if she'd just realized sooner. Maybe she would've never been drunk off her ass and too deep in a bottle to help her family when the humans came to kill them. Maybe the government never would've even grafted the adamantium to her skeleton.

Maybe she never would've been the Wolverine.

But she knows she never wouldve met her new family. She would never have the most infuriating boyfriend who she loves more than anything in the world, or a daughter.

[theinsanecrayonbox]

X-Force #38

Conclusion of the Xeno stuff! Huzzah!

Apparently this was all about Dom, cause she’s got internal narration throughout. Whatever, that’s fine.

So we pick up where we left off with our merry trio going to Moreau island and finding skinless monkey minions…I’m sorry, it’s Attack on Titans not monkeys

See, that totally Attack on Titan

Deadpool cuts his way out of the giant. It dies. The other two land their plane. This stupid happens

I’m on board with the vampire analogy, and yes I gave in with a cannibal joke, but cmon guys! Arkady doesn’t lick up random viscera. (Now if he’d actually licked Wade here maybe it’d be fun then but cmon)

Peacock man turns on his little telepath. The gang gets into the lab.

Look it Arkady being a good and helpful boi

The “omnimutant” attacks, and it does not look nearly as silly as the version on the cover; it looks mostly like a composite Beast/Wolverine but has Arkady’s coils for some reason. Anywhos, it’s a tough fight

See he’s a good boi and wants to help his team mates, while Beast just cares about the download. He unplugs at 98% to help

Oh that’s kind of a neat effect, wonder what psychic power that is-

WTH??? The death spores haven’t been shown to MELT people before. And one would think you’d be immune to your own power like this one, wouldn’t you?? Is Arkady dead now??? Also, how’d you get his genetic material to use Mr Peacock; I could buy you got the classic X-Force gang’s cause they’ve apparently fought you already? But Arkady hadn’t. And why are you interested in keeping and testing out Wade as if you didn’t already have him; we saw you had clones of him already.

Ah yes, Beast being horrible and terrible. But also (sorry this was before the memo but my caps got mixed up)

Xeno’s plan is literally SoS; is the X-stable just rehashing their own CURRENT ideas now?? Because Xeno’s “augment humans with mutant biotech/powers” is exactly what Graydon has Orchis doing over in Sabretooth/Exiles.

Anyways, kiddo controls omnimutant, they defeat Peacock. Domino goes to kill him, sees his scarred face then decides not to…but totally leaves his monsters to kill him. She goes outside to rejoin Deadpool who’s entertaining the kid…Arkady is lying on the ground by the plane maybe dead? Deadpool carries him into the plane in another panel…

Right Dom, because no one else has never ever EVER stolen you’re genetic makeup to make a super powered entity. Nope. Weapon H is not real. Never ever.

My last snarky comment aside, that’s it. They blow up the lab on Genosha and head home I guess. Why was Colossus on the opening cast page if he was Sir Not-Appearing? I know he and Laura are joining next issue, but what?

Overall…eh, I’ve said it in other posts; this was billed as a finale for several books/storylines that I guess centered on Domino. But as someone who jumped in late to this series and didn’t read the others from the beginning either, it was lacking substance, not helped by the lack of footnote caption boxes to remind readers where to find plot points from the back issues. Is that on me for being late, well not the missing caption boxes, but yeah I give you it is a bit. But again, as a finale for several long things, it wasn’t really good.

And Beast still has to answer for his war crimes more so than just getting the cold shoulder from ‘his friends’ at the lunch table. Arkady was a good boi though (cannibalism aside) and made a new best friend in Deadpool, so that’s nice. It’ll be interesting to see what Colossus and Wolverine can bring to the team (and hopefully no more Logan since we get Laura??)

[bob-giovanni]

I’ll Cover You - Part 10

Characters: Simon X OFC

Summary: After a night of drinking and celebrating, Simon and Emily take their physical relationship to the next level.

Warnings: Fluff, Cursing, Smut

Notes: There is going to be a bit of a time jump in the next 2 chapters, not huge, but a bit.

Emily and Simon had been officially been dating for 3 months now. Since their relationship became physical, they were closer than ever. Emily was becoming more and more comfortable with herself and was finding it easier to be with Simon in that way each time they did it. She was so grateful that Simon was so patient with her. That was really helping her be able to be more open and explore her sexuality. Emily always looked forward to date night with Simon but now she looked forward to them even more because now she knew that if she wanted to get a little physical, she could do so without worrying about Simon trying to push her into doing something she wasn’t ready for. It made date night so much more enjoyable. And tonight was going to be extra special. It was Negan’s birthday and Emily was going to finally meet some of Simon’s other friends, including Negan’s wife.

The party was at Negan’s house so Emily didn’t have to really dress up but she still wanted to look cute. After doing her hair she pulled a pair of black skinny jeans from her drawer and pulled them on. She opened her closet and looked for a cute top, settling for a red low cut v-neck 3/4 sleeve shirt. It was a little small on her but she didn’t mind. It actually made her feel a little sexy. Just as she slid on a pair of black flats, her phone dinged. She grabbed it off her bed and tapped the screen. She had a message from Simon letting her know he was out front. She quickly grabbed a tube off lipgloss from her makeup bag and grabbed her backpack with a change of clothes, as she and Simon had decided she would spend the night at his place, before hurrying down the steps and out her front door.

Simon was standing outside of a car that most definitely wasn’t his. Emily furrowed her eyebrows as she walked up to the vehicle and leaned up to peck Simon’s lips. “Where’s your car?” She asked. “Well I figured we’re probably gonna be drinking so it’s probably best if I don’t drive just to be on the safe side so I got us an Uber.” Emily nodded. “Ok, good idea.” Simon opened the back door and Emily climbed, Simon climbing in after her. He gave the driver Negan’s address and they were on their way. Emily leaned against Simon’s side and rested her head on his shoulder. “Is this a surprise party or does Negan know?” Simon laughed softly as he draped his arm over Emily’s shoulders. “Nah, he knows. He hates surprises so Lucille had to tell him otherwise he’d be miserable all night.” Emily laughed and shook her head.

About 20 minutes later they arrived at Negan’s house. The pair climbed out of the car after thanking the driver and walked hand in hand up the driveway to the front door. Simon rang the bell and a moment later a tallish woman with dark, shoulder length hair opened the door. “Simon! It’s so good to see you!” She said as she pulled Simon into a hug. The woman looked over at Emily and smiled warmly. “And you must be Emily. I’m Lucille, Negan’s wife.” Emily held out her hand to Lucille. “It’s so nice to meet you.” She said softly. Lucille shook Emily’s hand and stepped aside so the pair could enter. As soon as they walked in, Negan stood from the couch and walked over to shake Simon’s hand and give Emily a quick hug. Simon took Emily to the living to introduce her to everyone. Simon cleared his throat. “Hey everyone. Emily this is Arat, Laura, D.J., Wade, and Regina. Everyone, this is my girlfriend Emily.” Emily smiled and waved. “Hi, it’s so nice to meet all of you.”

Emily sat down while Simon grabbed them each a beer from the kitchen. The group just sat around sharing stories about Negan and laughing. Emily didn’t talk much since she didn’t know Negan as well as everyone else but she had a great time hearing all the stories everyone had. After a few hours Lucille came into the living room carrying a cake with a bunch of lit candles. Everyone sang to Negan, who seemed to be a little uncomfortable with the attention. Negan blew out the candles and everyone cheered. Arat stood and went to the kitchen. “Hey Lucy, you’re out of beer in here. Got anymore?” “Yeah, in the garage we have a couple more cases, dear.” “Hey, Si, could you help me get the beer from the garage?” Simon stood and made his way to the kitchen. “Sure thing.” He and Arat disappeared into the garage.

“So, your girl, she seems nice.” Arat said. Simon smiled and nodded. “She is.” “You 2 seem happy.” “We are. Everything is going really great so far.” Arat lifted a case of beer onto the counter. “She’s, uh, a little on the young side, yeah?” Simon quirked an eyebrow. “She’s not a teenager.” Arat nodded. “Yeah, no, I know. I’m just saying. I mean, Negan had mentioned that you were bringing your new squeeze tonight. I guess I just thought that she’d, ya know, be our age.” Simon sighed softly. “It’s really not that deep, Arat. Emily and I like each other. The age thing isn’t a big deal to us. Though for some reason it seems to be to everyone else.” Arat put her hands up in defeat. “Hey, man, I didn’t mean no offense. Just saying what we’re all thinking.” “And what is everyone thinking exactly, Arat?” She sighed. “Look, we all know that the divorce has been really hard. Especially with how everything went down, how Sherry and Dwight betrayed you. It doesn’t at all seem like maybe you’re having a little bit of a midlife crisis?” “No, I don’t think that’s what’s happening. I think that I found a great girl and we’re having a great time. Neither of us knows where this is going but we’re having fun and we care about each other and honestly I wish everyone could respect.” With that Simon grabbed the case of beer and brought it back to the kitchen.

He put the bottles in the fridge and took a few deep breaths to calm himself down before heading back into the living room and plopping down next to Emily, putting his arm around her shoulders. She smiled up at him and leaned up to kiss his cheek. Laura put her beer down on the table. “So, Emily, how did you meet this big lug?” She said motioning to Simon. Emily laughed a bit before recounting the story of the night they met. Laura nodded. “Wow so Simon actually did something nice? Color me surprised.” Simon flipped her off and the group laughed. They sat around drinking for a couple more hours before everyone started heading out. “You ready to go, babe?” Simon asked. Emily grinned and nodded. She was more than a little buzzed and was feeling pretty good. Simon pulled out his phone and ordered an Uber. “Alright, our ride should be here in a few minutes.” He finished his beer before motioning to Emily. “Let’s say our goodbyes.” Emily stood, holding on to the arm of the couch to balance herself for a minute before following Simon to the patio where everyone had migrated to smoke.

“You and the lady heading home?” Negan asked. Simon nodded. “Indeed we are.” Simon hugged Negan. “Happy birthday, man.” “Thank you, my friend.” Negan said, returning the hug. Simon leaned down and kissed Lucille’s cheek. “Don’t let him get too drunk.” Lucille laughed. “No guarantees.” Lucille turned to Emily and hugged her. “It was so nice to meet you, Emily. Don’t be a stranger.” Emily returned the hug. “Likewise. Thank you so much for your hospitality.” She said, her speech slurring just a bit. The pair said goodbye to everyone else and a moment later the Uber arrived. Simon helped Emily into the backseat and buckled her up before giving the driver his address. As soon as they pulled away, Emily leaned over and started kissing along Simon’s neck and slipping her hand under his shirt. Simon laughed softly and pushed her hand away. “What do you think you’re doing?” Emily smirked. “Making a move on you.” Simon shook his head. “Can’t you wait until we get to my place?” Emily continued kissing along his neck. “What if I can’t?”

Simon laughed. “Well you’re gonna have to. It won’t be long, babe.” Emily pouted. “Can’t I just get a little kiss?” Simon turned his head and pecked Emily’s lips. Emily nuzzled his nose. “Are you ok? It seems like something is bothering you.” She said softly. Simon sighed. “Nothing it’s just…fucking Arat made a comment about our age difference when I was helping her get the beer from the garage.” Emily leaned her chin on Simon’s shoulder. “What did she say exactly?” Simon shook his head. “Just that you were on the young side and that maybe I’m going through a crisis because of the divorce and that’s why I’m with you.” “Well that’s bullshit. She doesn’t even know me. We’re together because we like each other and we have fun not because you’re going through a crisis.” “I know that, Em. That’s what I told her. It just sucks that my friends are so quick to judge. I thought they were different.”

Emily wrapped her arms around Simon’s torso. “Maybe that was just her opinion. Everyone else seemed really cool.” Simon nodded and smiled. “You’re right. Lucille really seemed to like you.” Emily smiled. “She did. I think I reminded her of like a younger sister or something.” Simon laughed softly. “Maybe.” A few minutes later the driver pulled up to Simon’s house. They thanked the driver and Simon grabbed Emily’s bag for her and led her into the house. Emily hadn’t been to Simon’s house before so she was pretty excited. “Oh wow you’re house is so big!” She exclaimed. Simon laughed softly. “Tomorrow I can give you a proper tour if you’d like.” Emily grinned and wrapped her arms around Simon’s neck. “Mm, I’d like that.” She said before leaning up to kiss him deeply. Simon sighed softly against Emily’s lips and wrapped her arms around her waist, holding her tight against his body.

Emily hummed against Simon’s lips and pulled back just a bit. “Why don’t you give me a tour of your bedroom?” She said with a wink. Simon laughed and nodded, kissing Emily once more before leading her up the stairs to his bedroom. The room was large with a queen size 4 poster bed against the far wall. Emily immediately climbed onto the bed and bounced on her hands and knees. “It’s pretty bouncy. Not bad.” She said before plopping down her back. Simon kicked his shoes off and sat on the edge of the bed. “Well I’m glad you approve.” Emily giggled and sat up, immediately climbing into Simon’s lap and kissing him once again. Simon ran his hands up Emily’s back. “Mm, do you know how sexy you look in that top?” He asked her. She bit her bottom lip and shook her head. “No. Why don’t you tell me.” Simon kissed along Emily’s neck as he slipped a hand under her shirt. “I think you wore it on purpose to tease me. Cause you knew how good you’d look and you knew I wouldn’t be able to do anything about it all night, that I’d have to wait but that I’d be thinking about it all night.”

Emily tilted her head and arched her back into Simon’s touch. “Mm, thinking about what exactly?” She asked softly. “Thinking about how badly I want to lick and suck your delicious nipples.” Simon’s words sent a shiver down Emily’s spine. “Fuck.” She moaned softly. Simon tugged at Emily’s shirt and she lifted her arms so he could remove it. He immediately kissed down Emily’s chest, over the tops of her breasts, and the space between her cleavage. Emily moaned softly and reached down to unbutton Simon’s pants. “Off, off, off.” She said. Simon laughed softly and moved Emily off his lap so he could slip his pants off before removing his shirt. Emily stood and removed her jeans. Once Simon had his pants off and sat back down on the bed, Emily dropped to her knees in front of him. “Uhh, what are you doing, babe?” Simon asked as he looked down at Emily. She bit her bottom lip and ran her hands up Simon’s thighs. “I want to try something new.” She said with a little shrug. Simon quirked an eyebrow. “Are you sure?” Emily nodded and ran her hand over Simon’s crotch. “I’m sure.”

Simon moaned softly and nodded as he let Emily take over. He knew all of this was new territory for her. He wanted her to feel comfortable to explore at her own pace. She knew that she could stop or tell him to stop at any time if she didn’t like what was happening. He liked that she trusted him enough to try these things with him. And while he wanted her to know that she didn’t have to do this if she didn’t want to, he was excited and incredibly turned on that Emily wanted to give him a blowjob. Simon lifted his hips off the bed as Emily tugged his underwear off and tossed them aside. Emily had never done this before but she had seen a few videos so she had an idea of how this was supposed to go. She figured if she did anything that Simon didn’t like he would tell her. She wrapped her hand around Simon’s member and stroked him a few times before leaning in and swirling her tongue around the head of Simon’s cock. He gasped and arched his hips up a bit. “Mm, fuck.” He moaned softly. Emily took that as a sign to keep going.

She swirled her tongue a few more times before wrapping her plump lips around the bulbous tip. Emily closed her eyes and started to bob her head slightly, taking a few inches of Simon’s sizable dick in her mouth. She opened one eye and looked up at Simon when she felt his hand on the back of her head. He had a look of pure bliss on his face which on turned Emily on more. She reached down and started to touch herself through her panties, moaning softly around Simon’s cock. Emily tried to take more of Simon’s member in her mouth, but gagged and quickly pulled back. She resorted to sucking on the head and running her tongue along the vein on the underside of his shaft while using her hand to jerk him off. Simon could feel his balls and stomach start to tighten as his orgasm approached. Emily could tell that Simon was getting close when she tasted something salty on her tongue. She knew Simon was going to cum. She reached back and unclasped her bra, quickly pulling it off. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum, babe.” Simon moaned. Emily wasn’t ready for him to cum in her mouth so she pulled off his dick with a soft pop and started to stroke him quickly. A moment later, Simon came over Emily’s bare chest, groaning as he fisted the bedsheets. Once he was done, Emily leaned in and gently licked at Simon’s tip before licking her lip. “Was that ok?” She asked softly. Simon panted softly and nodded. “That was more than ok.”

Simon grabbed some tissues from his nightstand and cleaned off Emily’s chest before tossing the tissues into the trash can. Emily stood between Simon’s legs. He ran has hands down her sides as he leaned in to kiss her passionately. Emily whimpered as Simon ran his fingertips over her still clothed sex. He pulled back from the kiss as he slipped a hand into the front of her panties. “Want me to try something new on you too?” Emily bit her lip and nodded. “Please?” Simon smirked and pushed her panties down to her knees. Emily kicked them off but stood there, unsure of what to do next. Simon patted the bed. “Lay on your back for me, sweetheart.” Emily climbed onto the bed and laid on her back, spreading her legs a bit. Simon moved so he was laying beside her and kissed her once more. He propped himself up on one arm and used his free hand to caress Emily’s breasts, using his fingers to tease her hardened nipples. Emily moaned against Simon’s lips and brought a hand up to rest on his bicep. After a moment Simon started to kiss down her chest, stopping briefly to flick his tongue over each of her nipples. He wanted to get her as turned on as possible and it was clearly working.

Simon moved lower and lower, kissing over Emily’s belly and then her thighs. He positioned himself so he was laying on his stomach between Emily’s legs. He hooked her legs over his shoulders and ran his fingertips over her thighs before looking up at her. “Ready?” He asked. She nodded quickly. “Yes, yes I’m ready.” Without another word, Simon dipped his head and licked the entire length of Emily’s dripping sex. She whimpered and arched her hips up. “Oh god!” Simon smirked and rested his hands on the tops of Emily’s thighs as he slipped his tongue between her lips and licked up and over her swollen clit. Emily gasped and put her hands on the back of Simon’s head, threading her fingers through his hair as he continued eating her out. Simon moaned against Emily’s pussy and looked up at her. The look of pure bliss on her face was almost enough to make Simon hard again.

He closed his lips around Emily’s sensitive bud and sucked lightly. He loved making Emily squirm and moan. It turned him on beyond belief. Simon could feel Emily’s thighs start to tremble against his shoulders as he swirled his tongue around her clit. Emily was panting and tugging at Simon’s hair as she felt herself getting closer to her orgasm. “Simon…oh god…I’m close.” Simon moaned and slid a hand up Emily’s torso and over her right breast, rolling her hardened nipple between his fingers. That was enough to push Emily over the edge. She groaned and arched her hips as she came, moaning Simon’s name loudly as she did. Her orgasm seemed to last for hours. It was definitely her most intense one yet. Simon continued licking up and down the length of her pussy, lapping up her juices until she whimpered and pushed his face away when she became too sensitive.

Simon crawled over top of her and kissed along her neck. “Mm, did you like that, baby?” Emily panted softly and nodded. “Fuck yeah.” Simon laughed softly before laying next to Emily and pulling her against his body. She looked up at him and giggled softly. “Oh my gosh, you look like a mess.” She ran her fingers through his hair to get it back into place. Simon laughed. “Well you were giving my hair a pretty good tug there.” Emily blushed a bit. “I couldn’t help it.” “Oh I know. I didn’t want you to help it.” He said with a wink. Emily bit her bottom lip. “Do you enjoy doing that?” Simon nodded. “I do. Especially when the woman is into it. And you definitely seemed like you were into it. And you tasted oh so sweet.” He smirked and leaned in to kiss Emily deeply. She sighed against his lips and pulled the covers over them. “Mm I’m good and sleepy now though.” She said as she yawned. “Me too.” Simon wrapped his arms around Emily and she rested her hands on his chest before quickly falling asleep. Simon kissed Emily’s forehead and smiled before falling asleep himself. He could fall asleep easily knowing that Emily was going to be there to greet him when he woke up and just seeing her smile would make the whole day better.

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